LOBA ... For Noobs

[@TheMacroShow]

L.O.B.A. Let’s all go On twitter and Become followers to A certain KZbinr Macro twitter.com/theMacroShow

[@Basheerrko]

Doomfist for noobs.

[@dominicktobane2714]

Aye macro question when is gibralter for noobs coming

[@lan260]

Hey, Macro, big fan! Listen, you should do the Apex tier list over again cause of the reworks. Just a small idea. #Macro

[@killsux3473]

I already am following [insert twitter account] dummie

[@realboigamer3719]

You thicc boy

[@likethemovies8991]

"Even a bronze player can use it" *This attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed*

[@wheezard]

You can loot items in the storm while being safe (using her ult)

[@redacted2713]

The moment you see a death crate with golden itembut it's too far in the circle

[@DirtGolom]

Fun Fact:If an enemy hits you at the right time while you're using your tactical they will come with you

[@reverzedr3014]

@@DirtGolom What

[@cl4p-tp69]

@@DirtGolom dont u dare rick roll me rn. If its true, hmmm. I need to test it.

[@bigmoe272]

But the items have to be close her range isn’t that far

[@jabb0851]

Loba: you took everything from me! Revenant: I don’t even know who you are...

[@lilachopp8791]

Loba: you will..

[@kevinkong2060]

Loba:Ummmm...How?

[@clue.6168]

He literally assassinated her parents...

[@jabb0851]

@@clue.6168 so why would he know who she is They were targets He’s doing his job There’s no point in knowing a little girls name

[@clue.6168]

@@jabb0851 He literally analyzed her and most likely did remember her. In the trailer he said, "Come to kill me little girl?"

[@bobert6644]

11:06 "A game that is so fast paced" *Laughs in Titanfall 2*

[@certifiedgoat7067]

still fast paced??

[@dogedeadidasdavi4]

@Aidyn Hutchinson same

[@KKFilms-pq4xi]

Macro: "SImp Rick" Jaime: "Am I a joke to you"

[@lulugaming6274]

Watch my content it’s good

[@saltyinc.2762]

@@lulugaming6274 Shut up and don't promote

[@unizicul]

lulu Gaming no

[@KeanuCheems]

@@lulugaming6274 Look your content is actually good but you can't just comment under someone's video and expect people to like it

[@Zuruk-pk5sg]

@@lulugaming6274 I disliked 5 of you videos

[@crangejo]

Actually, the name of her friend is Jaime. But Simp Rick is so much better.

[@Vincent43534]

The more you know

[@Mr.Man100]

Another Rick?

[@uh3574]

aCtUaLLy

[@garrettcooper8348]

Funniest shit I ever seen

[@skull_and_bones.]

When i watched the trailer with that Jaime guy. I thought it whas rick from rick and mortu 😅😅😂😂

[@angrywhale3545]

Fun Fact: A “jump drive” is a system where matter in front of something is placed behind it to teleport to a specific position, basically “jumping” in time and space. In other words it’s a kind of Faster Than Light (FTL) travel. Loba’s bracelet is thus a miniature version of a full size Jump Drive. It was used a lot in Titanfall where the dropships would have coordinates to “jump” into and out of orbit to deploy forces/evacuate. The respawn dropship in Apex uses the same animations of “jumping” into and out of the map, in fact, the loud boom that you hear upon being respawned is the sound of the dropship jumping in. Example of ship jumping in Titanfall: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqObdYiBo810ars

[@ZootyTooter]

You're right that is a fact

[@ItB3L1keDat]

The more you know

[@marshbubble7586]

Very interesting

[@ya_boy_mahdi3748]

Zoo wee mama

[@inverted.unknown]

SCIENCE

[@angryslav2628]

Instead of “Translocating thief” they should have just put “Loot Goblin”

[@ProjectHunter571]

scumbag loot goblin

[@solowmute7735]

Yes lmao

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Alex Jones: That's not even a goblin anymore, that's a gremlin.

[@harpersipes2632]

Must stay at 69 must stay at 69

[@funi5153]

@@harpersipes2632 MUAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[@bigman5135]

Summer Loba Skin: hello The Sales: ITS OVER 9000

[@axxel9626]

@Zoli Makky good one

[@Brandon-f3474]

What the hell is this POWER!!!

[@scribbled9535]

oh dear

[@barbromp4]

@@fateclan5935 BRUH YOU DOWN BAD

[@fateclan5935]

@@barbromp4 It's a joke chill

[@Kyle-sc3bh]

Imagine Lobas legendary skin is a bikini. The sales would go up lol

[@kyndallhehe]

Not the only thing that would go up 😏

[@rossoneri191]

Lmao imagine

[@bunneh1644]

@@kyndallhehe *wheeze*

[@cyrix165]

Still a piece Of garbage simp alert

[@nvrminty4686]

Jst Imagine

[@theo1064]

My favorite part of this new season is how loba and revenant roast each other when they are on the same team

[@cheesehead2483]

Thank you Loobaaaa

[@khalifaalkhateri6585]

@@cheesehead2483 ugh, shut up demon, your voice is grating

[@Deadchannel547]

I won't thank you deamon. Didn't your parents teach you any manners loba?

[@owenc.0]

I know it’s so funny 😂

[@christianred9730]

"Saved by the monster that killed your parents...isn't this delicious." "Talk about them again. I dare you!"

[@sirtreewalker8213]

The nostalgia I get from this video is insane. I love where Apex is now but seasons 4 and 5 during quarantine are so nostalgic. Love how far Apex has come

[@itsomarsopinion]

Yes very true

[@lukehiorns2972]

*everyone:* Loba thiccccccc *gibby:* "alright brother, step up!" *Causthicc:* "One thing is certain, someone will die..."

[@sakarilifematter7187]

Well you are 94% right and 5%wrong 94%:every older than 16 loba thick 5%:some People Who play Apex legends are younger than 16 and they dont care if loba thick or lifeline thick 1%:EVERY ONE WHO IS OLDER THAN 14 THINK BIGGY IS THICK ((if they havent been watching loba:s *** for many minutes))

[@brandxn1753]

Loordi Siti this hurt you read

[@lukehiorns2972]

@@sakarilifematter7187 lol I like your thinking

[@jahjawesome5615]

The real reason to play Apex

[@sakarilifematter7187]

@Jan Morawski im not from england or any of those imm hoorrieble type english

[@imnottheimposter4716]

When you disconnect in other games: "Rages" When you disconnect in apex: .........

[@TinyDicksenpai]

Imagine raging and breaking your whole room and gaming set up and your mic is still on

[@krounixz]

@@TinyDicksenpai omg that's really *_D E E P_*

[@realdaggerman105]

Sky Tune Deep in their parents wallet when they realise they have to rebuy everything

[@waterbottle2991]

thats a feature in brawlhalla too

[@Skibidicum99]

No i crashed at 3 duos left and didnt even get exp for the match

[@JesusChrist-go4kd]

I didn’t realize her makeup stood for her parents blood. Pretty cool, ngl

[@Ummmmmmmmmm203]

It’s not makeup its blood

[@pennywisethedancingclown7904]

You made her

[@tyrone6123]

You should change your name

[@double_chomps]

Well your blood is considered to be wine, so what does that say?

[@Maelstrom2077]

Can i go to heaven?

[@outback-hq-7408]

0:31 TURN CAPTIONS ON LMAAAAAO "Loba do be lokkin thicc doe am I right or naw"

[@jagottem100]

Bro, I never knew that. 🤣

[@thiagoleonardo2484]

LMAAO

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The best way to keep guys playing is by introducing women thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

[@BuhBungus]

Everywhere I go i see his face

[@scottyl7337]

YOU!

[@BuhBungus]

Kevin García when did I mention it was one person?

[@blasterdarkness5649]

Every single video I click on this guy is there like how? Your a bot or something?

[@magalahi6seventy284]

Bro u everywhere you like wheres waldo

[@malicious9181]

wraith:I’m thic Watson:no I’m thic loba:no I’m thic gibiraltar: AMATEURS

[@scivirus3563]

Watson is not THick she is PERFECTION

[@Leonardo-nw3cf]

Gibraltar thicc?? Caustic : AMATEURS

[@tuan.2.3]

W-w-what did you say punk!?

[@willow1011]

@@Leonardo-nw3cf You mean CAUSTHICC sorry for the shit joke

[@LogenDraws]

Michael Li no it funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aszear118]

“We have had many diverse characters in apex legends, from a gay Hawaiian dude to a junkie latino but when deciding what the next character design should be, we decided dummy thicc

[@chisd5643]

Hot people exist. Mind=Blown

[@chisd5643]

@Marco Emanuel Castro Rivera Gibraltar

[@NaiKzOfficial]

Chi SD I’m confused, how is Gibraltar gay?

[@psychotropictraveler514]

@@NaiKzOfficial it's been confirmed brudda

[@jaelin4000]

Amazing Sports Clips he likes men.

[@speedypichu6833]

When he said play skull town road, the actual Alexa in my home started playing old town road.

[@nikikoll4490]

Same

[@mrleroy1_135]

Anyone else realize how Macro put this video out so fast before there was art for loba, se then he had to make his own art. TRUE LEGEND

[@mrleroy1_135]

Rodtropia I mean the art during the video

[@mrleroy1_135]

Not the thumbnail

[@1783pm]

There was already art for loba lol

[@downbad8531]

@@1783pm exactly

[@dak_9838]

The Same happend with revenant

[@justcallmepip732]

"Its so easy, even a bronze player can do it!" Me who doesn't play ranked: haha yeah....*dying inside*

[@griffinknight8369]

Me

[@arcyine]

Join the dark side brother.. Join the third party/camping colony that is within one of the vast heresies of rank, vanquish them all while you're at it!

[@Chyzziarr]

I relate to this too much

[@tobytemple1207]

Merch Boi don’t worry ur insta bronze

[@thatoneguy2870]

Sameee

[@neck10]

It’s funny how Loba even finger wags when her tactical is block by Wattson’s ult

[@lord_maxwell7752]

And 99% of the terrain it's supposed to work on

[@natethenat]

@@lord_maxwell7752 fax one time it just straight up didn’t work for half the game lmfao

[@roninprime6922]

Macro: doing finisher on somebody Also macro: oh my God loba is so thick

[@hades3077]

Skin designers: “so, how THICC will be loba’s hitbox?” Respawn: YESSSS

[@sr.lontra]

"loba's hitbox" hahaha

[@DsgSleazy]

How did you edit this but still not find the problem with that sentence😂

[@irlylikebamboo140]

people are just calling the tactical ability "sombra" but i've never heard someone call it "ender pearl". xD

[@thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071]

I've heard way more people call it ender pearl

[@eidd3359]

I’ve even heard my friends call it ender pearl, and sometimes I use it, it’s funny saying, we always laugh, but yeah I here a lot of people say ender pearl

[@adrianchavez259]

I’ve called it that

[@ZeldadragonBlade]

I've actually heard both. 🤣

[@damondaichikuroo1401]

@@eidd3359 it's not that funny it's just a bracelet with a phase shifting power think about it I've seen loba and she is not even telaporting at all she is literally phase shifting I seen a look like trail on the ground she is using some sort of new phase tech

[@bliss763]

Fun fact: you can actually steal from loot bins that are closed, you can't steal from packages tho But other than that really good video Marco 👌

[@chawakornchaichanawirote1196]

Yeah I was like hol up a minute

[@derp-7274]

You actually can I tested it in Firing range on day 1 and I tested it in game but it has to be open

[@HopeforDespair]

U can steal from packages that are open and u can steal from bins lol this guide

[@sfurules]

@@derp-7274 Wrong dude. It steals from closed bins...what would the god damned point be if it didnt.... When you take something from a closed bin through the boutique the bin opens after you take the item. I have video of it. I am literally posting it to KZbin later tonight. It scared the shit out of my friend when I took something from two bins he happened to be by and then opened when no one was around.

[@3888Matt]

Polo

[@cameronphenix2096]

"This may very well be the best season" Oh boy that didn't age well

[@lobaandrade7172]

just started playing. What do you mean?

[@darthsion9693]

@Loba Andrade Well this is 4 months old but the mastiff was extremely broken and the game wasn't in it's best state

[@invinciblegoose6628]

Season 3 is my favorite season

[@Niko-oi6kc]

“What we did get was incredible” me, a pathfinder main: crying myself to sleep

[@Idknomore2]

I feel you dude

[@joshcurtis1905]

I think all hard core pathy mains understand this feeling

[@azathoththe3rd]

35 second cool down is insane.

[@kage4887]

SAME

[@owentustin-fuchs6203]

Same

[@flukeomen8200]

Everybody gangsta until ships start dropping titans and pilots.

[@beemaine313]

U know this ain't Titanfall 2

[@vio2328]

@@beemaine313 it was a joke and wtf why do you reply after one month?

[@leakeds7872]

Papa Scorch and Legion vs an entire lobby xD

[@HOW2JOYER]

Apex is connected with the Titianfall universe

[@thatonedudebaker4765]

The game will be so balanced if legends start calling for Titanfall😂😂

[@esteff013]

When macro said he growed up like loba I thought he meant robbing his entire town Lol.

[@diorbrand842]

*robbing

[@penzZed]

Vvvvvv cc I’m reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@888fuxfate2]

@@penzZed oh okay

[@888fuxfate2]

Lol

[@johnh.9996]

me too

[@Lilian040210]

0:57 that drawing is a masterpiece I'm dying 🤣

[@kaz338]

Loba: has a literal staff that can remotely loot stuff, Revenant: gives people an AoE 2nd life, Pathfinder: A zipline

[@vali0us]

lifeline:MoZaMbUiQe HeRe

[@-arlene-]

@@someonethatyouusedtoknow2984 LMAO

[@eitan8144]

Caustic : canned fartz

[@jcooksey19]

I think they should give the ability to cut a zip line

[@williamhealy6381]

Octane: makes your a flying target

[@Eatingsundew499]

This video: “Loba provides a way to move uniquely and acquire good loot for you and your team” Reality: *Loba steals all the good stuff and then dies in a 1v3, because she was looting 2 towns over, and then rage quits*

[@TinyDicksenpai]

Eatingsundew499 Im a new loba main and the reason they stray away is because they get mad with purple or gold loot and think their teammates are behind them and will blame them for not going with them so they blame you and rage quit but any selfless loba main would give up their ability of seeing good loot and keeping it to themselves and it give it to their team

[@gonk3551]

@@TinyDicksenpai hello fellow loba main

[@deathshot3145]

That's almost every loba I've had

[@davianedwards8744]

That's me but with a slightly decent reason. Because I'm a loba I can loot insanely quickly if ik what I'm looking for. So alot of times I'm finished looting n looking for a fight while my teammates have barely even started. I do ping if I find good stuff though even though since I cant use my Ninja preset it slows me down. funny story though. once I pinged a purple bag and my teammates started arguing over which of them asked for it first while I was just there laughing at how I was pinging two different purple bags.

[@sorucha8249]

Never happened to me

[@yellowjackets59]

Loba’s ring is literally an ender pearl

[@IHATEYOUTUBESNEWUSERNAMESTUFF]

Minecraft and apexlegends crossover????

[@mataskarasevicius9806]

Finally, a way to transfer my minecraft expertise into Apex legends

[@hyperbagl]

But it’s annoying that it takes so long to pull out your weapon after using

[@joea7590]

@@hyperbagl it would be op if you could teleport and instantly start shooting at everyone.

[@Cdubyajr]

No, ender pearls are a different color, so therefore they aren't alike.

[@fulgurobaboon1321]

Revenant is literally the only rival that could make Loba look like she's not the bad guy

[@Excal1brum]

Me when she was announced: She looks like a really fun legend to play! Everyone else: DaMn, ShE iS tHiCc

[@epic_gamer4935]

Is true doe

[@Wholelottaorange]

Epic_ Gamer Star Wars pfp

[@quintu587]

But it is so true tho

[@lukazo8438]

True doe

[@thecheeselord5943]

*_DAYUMSHETHICC_*

[@theinfluencer2109]

I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a lot of “special” images of loba circulating the internet rn

[@BB_Meow]

The influencer I mean there’s a sub reddit dedicated to such images so...

[@Maverick-kk2qb]

you know the rule

[@thecatonacouch9371]

It’s number one trending on the hub.... don’t tell me how I know that....

[@alyxburton3245]

There are

[@Seajojo]

Just wait a couple of days and you'll see the results...

[@oliramen3982]

“Thievery has never looked this good”. The phantom thieves would like to know your location

[@namechangesallowedeveryd-yp3hy]

lol

[@jerukkjamsut]

Wtf why joseph joestar play apex?

[@yankeeheym907]

You mean the phantom tribe

[@tanjikujo9347]

What are u doing old man

[@technoblitz6373]

Joseph Joestar lets try not to make civilized jokes around apex casuals from now on

[@edthebusdriver8345]

Love how macro said she fits in campy comps and agressive comps when those are the only two types of players

[@tygerz9245]

“Call Loba, she’ll get it.” Me after buying Loba: *dad look I stole your nose*

[@alexanderpadilla1449]

So you got yourself a dad? Didn't know loba gave you parents

[@apexpredatorx7840]

@@alexanderpadilla1449 Yea ever since I got loba my dad finally came back with the milk

[@KidnapT]

Or maybe just stole Loba dad loot box

[@crafter3890]

I have a feeling Macros Wife is scared of Loba.

[@dakrakenz5314]

Not scared, jealous.

[@lordbltzpickle]

@@dakrakenz5314 facts

[@deadeyemurad7353]

Its thiccness and jealousy fax

[@SalahadinAli]

She probably wants her to get nerfed

[@noahbullard2027]

Nah she plays as LOBA so she can be thiccc for macro

[@iikyrohyt]

Me: Choose's Loba My team: Ight I'ma head out

[@thedivision782]

Why does this happen?

[@ahsanarifeen7827]

That doesn't happen to me at all

[@FDALl-ms5kg]

Even in ranked people go kill themselves to leave because someone else picked her

[@soumyadey7387]

I cant play Loba ffs ...,. that bracelet teleport waay too slow

[@soumyadey7387]

So im the cool one in MM ... i let others pick Loba/ Mirage

[@scytheofdeath08]

Teammate: You play Loba for her abilities right? Me: ..... Teammate: Right???

[@Orros]

Bruh straight up this random dude was staring at my ass... I was healing and was crouched down in the middle of nowhere. I turn back and he was just staring down there... then immediately looked away

[@derp-7274]

Lol I was playing loba and my revanent was in the corner and I was crouch and wasn't paying attention to the revanent behind me

[@makennajones5840]

that happened to me

[@ferialsoeker8921]

that's why I don't play loba

[@liisu9000]

Ah the life of a woman

[@_AniWatch]

Who was he playing?

[@PlxshForRealReal]

Respawn making season 5: so you know that little girl that saw her parents die? Others: Yeah Respawn: make her thicc AF

[@DsgSleazy]

@Evan Cleck *unzips*

[@jaydenfurlong6109]

Sk2Neat *takes off jacket because you forgot to turn your heater off*

[@DsgSleazy]

@@jaydenfurlong6109 lmaooo that's relatable asf

[@deathstar6998]

@@jaydenfurlong6109 I told you MANS NOT HOT!!!

[@jamesxm4240]

Losers

[@Onyx_Dizz]

1:55 It turned on my alexa and played music

[@realfinest123]

Jimmu Nut impossible

[@ItsJavaJawa]

Happened to me

[@zenosama8505]

CosmicKy nah happend to me

[@n3on-_-ryze198]

Mines 2😂

[@monke8882]

Same lol but mine just was confused

[@miradarling7909]

As a Loba main, I can say that this video was amazing and accurate

[@lacyx7923]

i would buff loba with an ability where if she requests something (like light ammo or body shield) she can see them trough walls for 3 seconds

[@kaleahz]

That would be a nice buff

[@lightningfire8519]

well then you could just keep requesting, which would be broken

[@scaxer2865]

@@lightningfire8519 45 second cooldown?

[@bigman5306]

DarthCJ8 na maybe 30 25 maybe

[@scoot5642]

just remove the 3sec. She can see everything that the team needs

[@Ghossti]

Quick version of the law: Lobas mum and dad killed by scary murder pathfinder She grows up to be thicc and steal stuff She befriends fortnite ninja who finds out scary murder pathfinder is in apex legends She decides to become a playable character to find scary murder pathfinder

[@apenguin7779]

Oh and she is also a stripper

[@steezyjormy7640]

krimson alpha basically actually no this is exact

[@Wholelottaorange]

“Fortnite ninja” 💀💀

[@ПрескоДачев]

@@Wholelottaorange hahaah

[@gseholm]

As a Loba main, I approve this content

[@varunnigam7389]

Loba: *Is a genuinely interesting and a good legend* Literally every single player: "lOoK aT tHAt boOtY tHo"

[@nicklaslekblom8167]

varun nigam well not the first time

[@sakarilifematter7187]

@@nicklaslekblom8167 LITTEARLY!

[@undercoversmonk5712]

That is true and thats why im so pissed off *angry gasmask noises*

[@mynametagidk]

I love how I take the game seriously If I’m playing as the new legend like literally: me: wow we died because you 2 didn’t shoot teammates: sorry I was *ahem* distracted. me: oh ffs

[@ChristinaKilluminati]

Her bum isn't even that big. Literally anyone who has heels on has the glutes go a certain way. A shame too many perves about.

[@ChrisYett]

Macro: “Needs buffing” Me: Bruh, my gun just disappeared

[@arandomguy2616]

MRDS ChrisYett you mean a gun u had on u or one on the ground

[@ChrisYett]

You see Nothing yea a gun I have on me

[@maki5016]

@@ChrisYett Loba can't steal guns off of actual people only floor loot and deathboxes. Which means your lying

[@rip_twice6976]

MRDS ChrisYett u are either lying, glitched, or you dropped it and thought u picked it back up, but the Loba and her team prob took it right when u dropped it

[@ChrisYett]

One of my friends told me their gun disappeared oof

[@fartingunicorn6962]

Everybody else : “I’m so excited for Loba she looks so fun” Me an intellectual : “OCTANE BUFF”

[@cheeserice7304]

Wait what is his buff

[@Calebev1]

tater tots gaming faster ult charge

[@deejaydee1578]

@@Calebev1 thats alright, but some slight tweaks to his ult would also be very nice

[@cheeserice7304]

@@Calebev1 this game bout to be filled with bouncing bettys bro

[@spongeblerjugglepants]

*but pathfinder*

[@antcoolman8350]

0:08 I love that he just wags his finger

[@spirtyy2946]

Wraith: I’m the thickest Watson: no I’m the thickest Loba: no I’m the thickest Bangalore: u guys are thick? (I didn’t put gibby because he is to thick to be in a meme)

[@MEGASTRIX]

Gibby: Haha you guys are so cute.

[@nicklaslekblom8167]

Ultra Fox Gibby is actually just SUPER ULTRA BUFF!

[@nok4799]

@@nicklaslekblom8167 I saw his story, And holy shit Gibby isn't even fat, he is an absolute unit lol.

[@ElenaHernandez-dc3ku]

Bruh

[@Gang3rs]

Big boi Gibby: get on my level

[@kmlobd]

Wraith : im thicc Wattson : im thiccer Loba : amateurs Wraith n wattson : huh?! Loba : AMATEURS

[@AlexRodriguez0407]

Gibby: *laughs in thiccness*

[@nicklaslekblom8167]

Eat your cereal *Laughs in Buffness*

[@ZootyTooter]

@@nicklaslekblom8167 I see you running round defending Gibby. I see you 😏

[@nicklaslekblom8167]

Bleak Furball i know but he is STILL ULTRA TRIPLE BUFF AND THICK

[@memphismadeej4665]

He forgot lobas last ability Distract the enemy’s by her thickness

[@minihernandez6923]

Lol

[@santiagoalcantara4312]

I get killed with that

[@itssquark]

Nah it’s nothing compared to the powers of causthicc

[@durian7717]

just crouch a lot

[@Brzdraws]

Dam thats why i always lose my endgame

[@SugarStick47]

Love how he says quickly than we just see a 10 sec clip of loba teleporting

[@EvelynnLuxe]

“His name is unknown” *Jaime* : am I a joke to you? Thank you *OCTASOINAL* oops

[@largegamer5085]

Refer to him as "Simp Rick" or not at all!

[@octosional]

It is not “Jamie” it is “Jaime”

[@EvelynnLuxe]

Octasional oh darn, two letters miss placed the end of the world my son.

[@aircraftoverviewer]

Loba: *Teleports in front of someone* The enemy: “So you have chosen death”

[@4Dannyy]

facts i always do that

[@melodyowojori4213]

Another tip for loba is that you can camp out care packages so then when the enemy takes it you can instantly the take it with her ultimate before they do

[@diseasedrat1745]

@Izaya Downs it's a pro gamer move

[@Bloodsleeves23]

you gotta love macro for always trying to relate to the legends

[@soapsson6504]

Loba: I’m alerting other squads because my ass cheeks are too loud from clapping so hard

[@undercoversmonk5712]

What in the name of god did you just say

[@austinpowerzz2678]

GodDamn your right

[@raylang1436]

She low-key thicc in her pose mission accomplished she literally looks back at it

[@filiphasek17]

Are we all gonna Ignore the fact that being sexy is one of her personality trades

[@magnusrunusonsvenningsen2021]

yes........and i like her personalty

[@grimelemental301]

I mean, it kinda makes sence, since being pretty and seductive is gonna help when trying to pickpocket and rob people.

[@ye5396]

Shes constantly seducing with you like saying you “aren’t you sweet” or other seductive lines

[@Oscar-j6b]

She has more?

[@edwardritter9018]

@@Oscar-j6b "Thanks beautiful","I might have to add you to my list", and stuff like that.

[@mr_evil377]

Loba's passive ability: distracts enemies by her *T H I C C N E S S*

[@rahyahbah]

Yep

[@Ruiz_]

EA couldn't stop going up on the thicc meter

[@undercoversmonk5712]

Every single comment in this comment section is so fucking cursed... *gasmask breathing noises* time for a cleanse

[@mr_evil377]

@@undercoversmonk5712 no

[@nicknein4056]

4:30 that was clean bro!

[@lmtalpha6382]

Everyone: Why Skull Town, it was so iconic. Me: I liked Thunderdome so much, why did they do that?

[@niceuser2face611]

Some times the best loot

[@colelogelin]

Me too pal. Me too...

[@Rextrabution]

Actually with the ult, you can loot closed bins, it just opens it after the item is taken, for example, I placed it down and took something I wanted, and it opened up the bin pretty much right beside me, it was about 15-20m away.

[@loljay3281]

*"Loba ability is her teleport bracelet which teleport you wherever it lands"* Minecraft player: *I have seen this one before..*

[@jaydenfurlong6109]

Apex players: what do you mean? It’s completely new?

[@flotechno3920]

Lol Jay lol

[@bearboy1598]

The thing I admire most about loba is that she does all this in heels

[@hampter3845]

*In 6 inch heels*

[@Itami-comp]

"OHH SNAP! THAT BOOTY DOE!" Marco 2020

[@noahweeks3336]

Change my mind Loba’s bracelet is just an Ender Pearl that doesn’t kill you

[@mehmeh_]

That's what my mind told me the moment i recognized the ability.

[@Babagnush]

Its a bracelet

[@saraswatibutola6917]

@@Babagnush It's more like an Ender Bracelet .... Just saying.

[@kyberwolf3839]

So tru

[@fatZ33]

Macro: the booty doe! Macro's GF: so you have chosen death.

[@yoshisilver2386]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saqlainshaikh1721]

Wife*

[@nadunwijesinghe965]

*GF going Hunt mode alert!!*

[@fatZ33]

@@nadunwijesinghe965 Macro: and I'm deeeeeeeeed

[@nadunwijesinghe965]

@@fatZ33 nahh Marco just got bamboozled!

[@ultra4265]

Dude I can’t stop laughing because of this You: OH SNAP THAT BOOTY THO KZbin: I won’t let you do that ADS BOI

[@mrcapsknee7427]

Me when i see Loba in game:I CANT HANDLE THE THICCNESS *disconnected*

[@undercoversmonk5712]

you cant handle her thiccness so you disconnect? Weak

[@ayyjayy2583]

She’s really good I like her a lot

[@candicethethird7051]

FwDaCloud same she’s my main now

[@dreadful370]

@@candicethethird7051 ●□●

[@dragospino__9478]

Me too but i like her ass more

[@kingjaryd1412]

Jallball 16 Fax

[@minecraft_mingfsyncsrjb]

Y cause she thicc

[@tinkerer8439]

It’s like the skull was made with Loba in mind Me: yeah she kinda made it

[@luc2640]

I have an Alexa on my desk and when Macro said "Alexa play Skull Town Road" it actually started playing Old Town Road

[@smashboxer9987]

Wraith: I'm super thicc Loba: look at my ass Wraith: I know when I'm beaten

[@thatoneguy2870]

Wattson is thiccer than wraith but k

[@zeenan9269]

Wattson got nothin bro

[@ketchupgaming1270]

@@zeenan9269 agreed

[@devilsadvocate2876]

When was either of them ever thicc?

[@CaveInBubblegum]

All of you are amateur's Gibby is ultra thicc

[@saltylemon7699]

she atac she protec but most impoertantly... SHE DUMMY THICCC BOI

[@ivxy5512]

no gibby is

[@saltylemon7699]

@@ivxy5512female gibby is that u??

[@CosmicThePig]

Macro: *says he’s a pro* Also Macro: *calls the supply ship the drop ship* Smh Macro you’re better than this.

[@derp-7274]

True also isn't using your ultimate for looting boxes a bad thing think about it you can only take 2 items so wouldn't you just loot more any way?

[@IsthatMir]

Its a supply DROP not a ship. Its like a guided rocket that doesn't explode and carries loot. :D

[@nell711]

He activated my Alexa.... blasted music at 4am 1:56

[@Red-nf4sl]

Apex: New season Me: sees Loba and her butt Also me: Something’s wrong, I can feel it

[@poggers_fortnite6647]

Hello friend my default is better doe

[@Red-nf4sl]

Y E S

[@theeguy9022]

Oh no they are uniting

[@Dantedeviljacksonmaycry]

Oh no

[@Hgunzz21]

Gibraltar is THICKR

[@giandani8064]

if she’s a support then she should definitely be able to ping heals through walls

[@orestisgeorgatos6725]

@Quinton Boman yes not because she is a master thief or something

[@justabeholder4753]

Macro: funny Loba: thicc Mirage: useful Hotel: trivago

[@AlexRodriguez0407]

JoJo: golden wind

[@diegocenteno7475]

Pathfinder: nerfed af

[@Skeet8813]

Blood: hound

[@mynametagidk]

yes

[@_m180_3]

0:45 you know it’s always going to be good when this starts

[@cadethecrustycreature]

That beginning legit seems like a sponsor

[@davidsousapinto8318]

Sponsoring Loba and her Thiccness

[@Idknomore2]

Agreed

[@gogeta8380]

Yes omg I’ve been waiting for this

[@littleh1tm4n12]

Same

[@brittanybuckland720]

Omg I was like macro make loba for noobs

[@keenwilliams2755]

Fastest I’ve ever clicked off brazzers

[@spainn2246]

wait-

[@suggley5860]

You too ?

[@imsofate3432]

yOu tOo

[@alterinam6791]

Brazzers has a too low video quality for my tastes.

[@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553]

You poor peasants watching brazzers. Just watch hentai

[@suctioncupman9573]

5:43 I seat that was me and my friends in a game of once. We saw a loba come at that spot and murdered her and I’m wearing purple reign

[@aahaanchatterjee9885]

Loba should have a finisher where she put down botique and then teleport r301 and shoot at the head

[@iamthesovietspy4879]

So like Bangalore’s finisher

[@justsomesasquatch5467]

@@iamthesovietspy4879 but better

[@kingjase2971]

@Red Cyndaquil just stop

[@thekyoungin6054]

Eh, it could work

[@Luxury.]

Botique?

[@JoseHernandez-ns3be]

Last time I was this early coronavirus wasn’t a thing

[@missvideocutie]

Quinn DeMoura wait wha-

[@JoseHernandez-ns3be]

Quinn DeMoura Issa joke my guy

[@didboy1277]

If she says I need heals then it should show the meds through walls

[@quintonjones8108]

Like it’ll give u a 10 second timer to find heals or ammo thru walls and it takes a minute to recycle

[@Cyndasoul]

Yea but if your a thief do you really want to steal healing supplies?

[@nightstallker123]

CyndaSoul yes because I would like to heal

[@Cyndasoul]

Redux I mean actual robbery. Like robbing a bank. Would you steal the money or the bandage?

[@Yoyoyo079]

Pro tip: place the loba staff in an area with good loot, death boxes, unexplored areas, don't place the staff in an area where there's no bins or death boxes

[@konstantinospentespitis9691]

Why does it say that this comment was written 21 tears ago wtf

[@maxonang4642]

@@konstantinospentespitis9691 it is in the username look again

[@konstantinospentespitis9691]

@@maxonang4642 oh I am stupid

[@luciddogo3002]

Apex loba is the number 1 search on a special site just saying

[@fadlizuhri8250]

"special"

[@OdiOneKenobi]

@@fadlizuhri8250 prohub

[@kwajimo]

I may or may not have contributed to that... but you get hella results on a certain subreddit

[@fadlizuhri8250]

@@kwajimo which is

[@impchain]

Prontube

[@donte7584]

“F” in chat for skull town what about a “F” In the chat for thunder dome

[@gorgeousmoon5736]

Preston Savage or pathfinder

[@huntereversole4832]

It’s completely gone

[@huntereversole4832]

;n;

[@lulugaming6274]

Watch my content it’s good

[@durian7717]

@@lulugaming6274 leech

[@mushirfadel0]

Loba: stop exposing me!!!!! Revenant: *taking notes*

[@driffblade3444]

I lovw the way he says"I dont know his name but we can call him Simp Rick"