Cookie Clicker: 100% Achievements

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Dragoon

Dragoon

Күн бұрын

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@krisby3939
@krisby3939 3 ай бұрын
Delete this and reupload it later im busy
@Dragoon45
@Dragoon45 3 ай бұрын
Aight everyone, Krisby3939 is busy This will be promptly deleted and uploaded on the next business day Please all put your availability in the comments below
@Rjhayy
@Rjhayy 3 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45 I am available at August 24, 2024 8:13pm +6 GMT when the rat becomes the grandma at full moon and when the ant army starts to invade the nest of the cockroaches.
@ThePengiest
@ThePengiest 3 ай бұрын
im here early.
@shwiiiiies4704
@shwiiiiies4704 3 ай бұрын
Fuckk
@ProgamerIsCool1
@ProgamerIsCool1 3 ай бұрын
e
@The.T_
@The.T_ 2 ай бұрын
Part 16 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat
@M1sf0urtune
@M1sf0urtune 2 ай бұрын
he mentioned u in this vid lol
@whatup1089
@whatup1089 2 ай бұрын
At 10:50 onward
@Anticore199
@Anticore199 2 ай бұрын
🎉
@YeetZenn
@YeetZenn 2 ай бұрын
if he goes to jail you need his bail money too
@theefficientguy7202
@theefficientguy7202 2 ай бұрын
How rich are you?
@Kaimuze
@Kaimuze 3 ай бұрын
0:32 "But i dont want to be clicking for 40 days straight" *5 seconds later* "so i researched for 40 days straight"
@PembuatKomentarHandal
@PembuatKomentarHandal 3 ай бұрын
That's cookie clicker player determination
@lightbulb5230
@lightbulb5230 3 ай бұрын
Do you know when you say oh the blocks in Minecraft are gonna take like a whole day to get it I’m not gonna get it but then you spend like five days billing farm just for that house
@dxcvvxd
@dxcvvxd 3 ай бұрын
yeah thats kinda the point of the joke
@fomalhaut_the_great
@fomalhaut_the_great 2 ай бұрын
good job, you got the joke
@hungryjo47
@hungryjo47 2 ай бұрын
I dident cach that lol
@Morgan-en6df
@Morgan-en6df 2 ай бұрын
th lines "discord taught me how to do ass" and "I got back to my favourite thing, doing ass" is hysterical
@thesupergamergod1781
@thesupergamergod1781 2 ай бұрын
Omg it's Morgan from another realm :0
@FoxMWC
@FoxMWC 3 ай бұрын
22:47 In that moment Dragoon realize he needs to spend another 100 days for a shadow achievement... He cant leave the cookie realm after he entered it...
@FranXiT
@FranXiT 3 ай бұрын
No he doesn't. It took 24 hours for 7777. He needs 20k more. That's just less than 3 more days of playing (if we include sleep, 4 days)
@FoxMWC
@FoxMWC 3 ай бұрын
@@FranXiT i do the average time of people playing cookie clicker which is 8-12 hours/day which is not 100 days but around 50-70 days (for him including edits i forgor to say that)
@-ZH
@-ZH 3 ай бұрын
@@FoxMWC He said his rate was about 200 gc/h. He only needs to do it for 100 more hours
@FoxMWC
@FoxMWC 3 ай бұрын
@@-ZH oh yeah how did i typo so badly mb mb 🙏
@borisvanderhof8952
@borisvanderhof8952 3 ай бұрын
seven horseshoes might be one of the least reasonable achievents in all the videogames
@SeanieDew
@SeanieDew 2 ай бұрын
is this dragoon’s way of saying he’s dropping merch in the form of nausea medication for pregnant woman that actually works
@Pizaking-pp9pu
@Pizaking-pp9pu 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@Bluish_moon
@Bluish_moon 2 ай бұрын
Hi sean
@AVerySealishSeal
@AVerySealishSeal 2 ай бұрын
i want dragoon merch in the form of nausea medication for pregnant woman that actually works
@rainiedash9225
@rainiedash9225 2 ай бұрын
Either that or we’re getting a bunch of shirts that say Just DO ASS
@LuigiFan77
@LuigiFan77 2 ай бұрын
​@@rainiedash9225 I'd prefer that
@amwpyro4911
@amwpyro4911 2 ай бұрын
Ironically I actually knew about the pregnancy medication thing before this video. The reason it caused problems was because one enantiomer (3d configuration) helped with nausea, and the other enantiomer caused birth defects. While sold as an enantiomerically pure substance, the keto/enol group next to the chiral center would tautomerize, turning the drug into a racemic (50/50)mixture of the two enantiomers.
@Т1000-м1и
@Т1000-м1и Ай бұрын
Ah, classic story
@Т1000-м1и
@Т1000-м1и Ай бұрын
Walter White told me about it
@playOstation
@playOstation 2 ай бұрын
To complete Cookie Clicker is to discover that the finish line was never real. You’ve climbed the towering peaks of cookie production, only to find yourself staring into the abyss of endless dough, where grandmas plot in the shadows and time bends to your whims. The deeper you delve, the more you realize this: the cookies were never the goal, but the means to uncover a truth so absurd it almost feels profound. You ascend, not to win, but to chase the fleeting high of ‘just one more’. And when you finally stop, you’re left wondering if it was really you playing cookie clicker-or if cookie clicker was playing you.
@Chimpin_
@Chimpin_ 2 ай бұрын
this is why i don't play cookie clicker
@SalahMohamed-v5f
@SalahMohamed-v5f 2 ай бұрын
​@@Chimpin_valid reason
@RoshanSingh-cm7jw
@RoshanSingh-cm7jw 2 ай бұрын
Wow just wow
@GrimCreeper2262-vf4dm
@GrimCreeper2262-vf4dm 2 ай бұрын
I've played cookie clicker for 2 years and have 80% of achievements. The phrase, "one more" has come out of my mouth more than "Hi". Don't play it seriously, the fan base can be worse than League of Legends. :(
@Criscuitt
@Criscuitt 2 ай бұрын
​@@GrimCreeper2262-vf4dmevery time dragoon releases a video on cookie clicker I'm reminded of how miserable the community around it is
@melonman4987
@melonman4987 2 ай бұрын
I mean, 27,777 cookies isn’t that hard, it only took you 23:07 to click 7,777.
@Iwatchmemesat3am
@Iwatchmemesat3am 2 ай бұрын
Ok cya in 2 years(in the newer(or my) Version when you Name yourself isaysopenseasame or that crap you can give yourself all achivements)
@GJ08DL12
@GJ08DL12 2 ай бұрын
Should we tell him
@amongusthegreens8859
@amongusthegreens8859 2 ай бұрын
He started a year ago
@SytanOfficial
@SytanOfficial 2 ай бұрын
Hahaha, this is a great comment lol
@Gzemnidz
@Gzemnidz 2 ай бұрын
That was very funny :)
@Riciliz
@Riciliz 3 ай бұрын
Dragoon after acting like the past few cookie clicker videos didn't happen and this is his first video on it:
@vovanchidfy
@vovanchidfy 3 ай бұрын
no
@dxcvvxd
@dxcvvxd 3 ай бұрын
false
@super_uncool_handle
@super_uncool_handle 3 ай бұрын
dementia
@HurricaneBady
@HurricaneBady 3 ай бұрын
I think every time he does the cookie ascension to start the session over. He starts over too
@AlkalineandAcid
@AlkalineandAcid 2 ай бұрын
It's so he doesn't alienate new viewers too much
@haydengamingportal286
@haydengamingportal286 2 ай бұрын
I find dragons emotional state relatable, and that deeply concerns me
@rbtbeast2110
@rbtbeast2110 3 ай бұрын
Just remember dragoon Seanie Dew admits in his video that he uses a software that doesn’t allow him on competitive scoreboards, as well as literally commenting that Dragoon doesn’t use the planner, as well as saying that Dragoon is better than him.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын
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@MidiTimeStamp
@MidiTimeStamp 2 ай бұрын
Also, Seanie Dew didn't actually 100%, there's a bunch of achievements that he didn't do and he talked about it in his video
@taylorhewson8995
@taylorhewson8995 2 ай бұрын
​@@MidiTimeStamp ye he didn't do the golden cookie one
@Maxxywell33
@Maxxywell33 2 ай бұрын
True
@Azriel_MR
@Azriel_MR 2 ай бұрын
@@MidiTimeStamp yeah he didnt do the "grindy" ones like the golden cookie and sugarlump ones, all the ones he got were alredy gotten by dragoon
@Purpcario
@Purpcario 3 ай бұрын
there is a story of a man playing a game for 3billion years... never mind its just about dragoon
@snjezanaglavan4851
@snjezanaglavan4851 3 ай бұрын
DRAGOON UPLOADED ITS BEEN 500000000 YEARS THIS IS THE BEST DAY THIS MONTH
@yoxes7560
@yoxes7560 3 ай бұрын
Multiple games, actually
@Purpcario
@Purpcario 3 ай бұрын
I mean like who would spend 2k hours grinding a game for no reason???(I have a few to many hours on minecrap)
@266art
@266art 3 ай бұрын
Dragoon aint a man confirmed
@A_Good_Name550
@A_Good_Name550 2 ай бұрын
it's not him, not enough time
@thomasjurgella3295
@thomasjurgella3295 5 күн бұрын
Dude i started your videos last night the marathon one you immediately gained my respect for actually doing the marathon now you post a follow up to the cliffhanger last video dude you blow me away
@bruhbruh9895
@bruhbruh9895 3 ай бұрын
This is phenomenal! To think that Dragoon would lose to Vera the first day, now, he might be Vera herself. HE'S PART OF THE HIVEMIND NOW! HE DOESN'T REALIZE IT! COOKIES? TIME TRAVEL? THE UNREAD TERMS AND CONDITION? RAP BATTLES! It's all part of Vera. Dragoon in now Vera. (Idk wtf I'm saying, just TRUST me)
@Dragoon45
@Dragoon45 3 ай бұрын
true
@Chikinq
@Chikinq 3 ай бұрын
True, I was there
@sanjubogati
@sanjubogati 3 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45HE CONFIRMED IT!!!
@sanjubogati
@sanjubogati 3 ай бұрын
@@ChikinqINDEED FAM
@ERICBALYBERDIN-h2z
@ERICBALYBERDIN-h2z 3 ай бұрын
True, I was there (chain) (btw i was looking for cookies)
@lulundoungul.9317
@lulundoungul.9317 3 ай бұрын
Doctor: Unfortunately you have cancer Dragoon:UNLESSSSS
@enderadon
@enderadon 2 ай бұрын
Unless... You see, Apples have a hidden Ability to stun an doctor for 5 seconds when thrown. If you keep continueosly throwing Apples at the doctor for the rest of your life he can't tell you that you have cancer, so you don't get cancer. But you can't possibly throw an Apple every 5 seconds. You have to sleep, you have to eat, you have to DO ASS. All hope is lost. Unless... If you wander up the mountain inside of the hypixel skyblock rift Dimension you can find jeremy, God of industry. Jeremy will send you on a Quest to kill the immortal snail. If you manage to do that he will give you a machine to automate the process of throwing Apples. But you can't kill the immortal snail. All hope is lost... Unless... You can Visit middle earth and obtain saurons eye. Then you thow it at the snail and find out it's completely useless. Then you find a Nokia and throw it at the snail. This will cause the universe to spontanously implode, but the 3 Gods of creation will instantly rebuild the fabric of reality. They will then delete the snail to stop an infinite loop from happening and you can finally get the machine and be free of the doctors curse. So in conclusion you're *fine*
@TopTierGamerMan
@TopTierGamerMan 2 ай бұрын
UNLESSSS IF I CAN CLICK MY MIUSE FROM THE BOTTOM CORNER OF THE SCREEN TO THE MIDDLE 3,000 TIMES, THERE IS A 2% CHANCE FOR THE GAME TO REBOOT, AND ERASE MY CANCER!
@vedantsethi7124
@vedantsethi7124 2 ай бұрын
​@@TopTierGamerMan I didn't get lucky. Time to restart my life to get the achievement 'Cookie Canceraser'
@maxcuppens
@maxcuppens 2 ай бұрын
@@vedantsethi7124 but after that there is still the shadow achievement to get cancer again in a 20 second duration, i can't win UNLESSSSS IF I BUY THE CANCEROUS TUMOR DLC AND DUBBELCLICK BEFORE THE SCREEN TRANSITIONS TO ME GETTING CANCER, I CAN RESTART MY LIFE AND SPAWN WITH CANCER EQUIPPED THEN THERE IS A 0.001 CHANCE THAT I SPAWN WITH THE CLEAN SLATE PERK INSTANDLY CURING MY CANCER, THEN IF I USE THE CHOOSE PARENT SUPERSKILL COSTING 20 SUGARLUMPS WHICH I CAN GET IF I RESHAPE TIME ITSELF AND SPAWN UNDER THE SUPERRARE CONDITIONS THAT I HIGHLY PREGNANT WOMEN IS ARTIFICIALLY SUNBATHING AND A HACKER HACKS THE MACHINE TO INSTANDLY GET CANCER I WILL HAVE ACHIEVED THE ACHIEVeMENT CANCERS INCARNATE, IF I COMBINE THAT WITH THE ULTRA RARE 0.000000000001 TIMECHAIN EVENT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO LOOP THIS AND STORE IT IN A BOTTLE THAT HAS TO BE ON THE SHELF NEXT TO IT WITH AN ADDED 10 % CHANCE, HOWEVER THE OWNER MIGHT NOT LIKE THAT I WANT HIS BOTTLE AND END THE COMBO, THAT'S WHY I WILL NEED TO HAVE A SETUP ABOVE THERE WITH AN ALTERNATE ME FARMING AND ACCIDENTILY DROPPING A QUEEN BEET INTO A BLENDER AND DROP THE JUICE IN THE BOTTLE PERFECTLY WITHOUT ANYTHING DRIPPING OF, THE OWNER WON'T WANT THE JUICE SO I HAVE TO DRINK THE ENTIRE JUG ALL AT ONCE AND THEN GLITCH THE LOOP INTO THERE ALL WITHIN THE 20 SECOND LIMIT TO GAIN THE THAT'S NOT A BOAT ACHIEVEMENT
@I-did-September-11th
@I-did-September-11th 2 ай бұрын
UNLESS, If I sell my IRL Grandma I can getting 100 cookies. These cookies have a .01% chance of being a golden cookie. Those golden cookies have a 5% chance of giving me... more, cancer. It truley is useless. UNLESS, I develop so much cancer that my normal mortal body becomes the cancer, & the cancer, BECOMES ME
@ToyKeeper
@ToyKeeper 2 ай бұрын
Cookie Clicker allows you to use automated copies of yourself, and to use javascript consoles, so... I think it's fair to use an autoclicker and custom javascript. Really, it's probably the only intended way to _finish_ the game.
@xyntercept
@xyntercept 3 ай бұрын
Finally, you explained the DO ASS... I knew you would eventually
@goober6248
@goober6248 3 ай бұрын
omg is it xyntercept
@Cool_kid_the_real
@Cool_kid_the_real 3 ай бұрын
DO ASS
@yeetdragon2413
@yeetdragon2413 3 ай бұрын
@@goober6248 oh hell nah
@truffflzz
@truffflzz 2 ай бұрын
@@goober6248 🤮 goober
@goober6248
@goober6248 2 ай бұрын
@@yeetdragon2413 not the french 😈
@Gr8astic
@Gr8astic 3 ай бұрын
1 cookie in debt... how do I pay you Dragoon?
@Dragoon45
@Dragoon45 3 ай бұрын
carrier pigeon
@Gr8astic
@Gr8astic 3 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45 Ok what bagel flavour? Toasted Marshmallow toothpaste flavour? Cheese & BBQ flavour? Or should I send you Vera to sacrifice to the cookie god for a 1% cps boost?
@CR1MSONACE
@CR1MSONACE 3 ай бұрын
​@@Gr8astic BBQ Cheese Carrier pidgeon should be fine, I did it
@Bluish_moon
@Bluish_moon 2 ай бұрын
Just do ass
@eua4808
@eua4808 2 ай бұрын
​@@Dragoon45nahhh you just need to wait around a few billion years to get your cookie
@beket__
@beket__ 2 ай бұрын
in case you didn't know, if you want to temporarily disable all your heavenly upgrades, you can enable challenge mode which resets the game for 1 ascension (you regain all your heavenly chips and upgrades after you ascend)
@eduardpeeterlemming
@eduardpeeterlemming 3 ай бұрын
I still remember the days when Dragoon wanted to be #1 in cocoa beans. Truly a full circle moment right here
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын
E‎ ‎
@ixhobi
@ixhobi 2 ай бұрын
E
@yoursravishankar
@yoursravishankar 2 ай бұрын
So do I lmao
@monkeSp
@monkeSp 2 ай бұрын
E
@foolrealnoway
@foolrealnoway 3 ай бұрын
casual reminder that the cookie clicker protagonist probably beats like, almost any character you can name, y'know, in case you forgot.
@I_am_someone_named_G
@I_am_someone_named_G 3 ай бұрын
I mean do they? They don't really... Fight, it's more like a commander so on a 1v1 they would lose
@MikkoHarlea
@MikkoHarlea 3 ай бұрын
Can it beat Goku?
@Nodaking321
@Nodaking321 3 ай бұрын
@@MikkoHarleayea obviously
@mozock9568
@mozock9568 3 ай бұрын
@@MikkoHarlea‘‘I Heard youre the strongest‘‘
@davidtopliceanu1
@davidtopliceanu1 2 ай бұрын
Saitama vs Goku?? More like Dragoon vs Saitama AND Goku
@Smleempy
@Smleempy 2 ай бұрын
Dragoon said 'I'M FINALLY DONE' and what happens? God backhands him the middle finger, The.T_ hopefully they have therapists in the Vatican City
@Shepe61
@Shepe61 2 ай бұрын
You know when you’re in to deep when the “simpler time” is HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK
@cowmonkeygod
@cowmonkeygod 3 ай бұрын
he is trapped in the cookie realm and cannot escape someone help this man
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын
E‎
@Filename_37
@Filename_37 2 ай бұрын
Now get 100% Shadow Achievements. WE ARE NOT SATISFIED
@5upertnt_ng73
@5upertnt_ng73 3 ай бұрын
That one grandma that didn't ger sacrificed must've had PTSD for the rest of her eternal life
@יונתןבןהר
@יונתןבןהר 2 ай бұрын
7:27 bro just did a perfect circle why is nobody talking about this???
@FurriedIsAFutrzany
@FurriedIsAFutrzany 2 ай бұрын
you know what would be funny? if developers of cookie clicker made a new achevment called Dragoons chance of leaving and they made a golden cookie have 1 in 1 million chance to be replaced by dragoon pfp and the achievment was to get that cookie
@cronchieee
@cronchieee 3 ай бұрын
17:19 dragoon saying the wrong number caused me PHYSICAL PAIN
@BurakEfeTanrver
@BurakEfeTanrver 2 ай бұрын
I have been following this series for months. Glad it finally ended (HOPE HE GETS TO SUFFER MORE WHEN THE GAME UPDATES HOPEFULLY)
@HqppySalmon
@HqppySalmon 2 ай бұрын
But like he didn’t finish?
@dhien2103
@dhien2103 2 ай бұрын
He's not finished dude
@QreatorXD
@QreatorXD 2 ай бұрын
Cookie clicker when someone gets all achievements: finally a worthy opponent: *gives you shadow achievements cutely*
@manwhobringsthesundown284
@manwhobringsthesundown284 3 ай бұрын
I absolutely love how Dragoon went from talking about Grandmas being evil to talking about a pill that killed 2,000 children
@TheGladHatter-di6iw
@TheGladHatter-di6iw 2 ай бұрын
11:09 Hey that's me!
@Kaimuze
@Kaimuze 2 ай бұрын
Hey that's you!
@l0do22
@l0do22 2 ай бұрын
That's Him!
@TuRkEyBlo0d
@TuRkEyBlo0d 2 ай бұрын
Omg! You're him?
@damilolov
@damilolov 2 ай бұрын
He’s him!
@GatioCatSad
@GatioCatSad 2 ай бұрын
It’s him!
@Dat_DekuBoi
@Dat_DekuBoi 2 ай бұрын
Hey Dragoon, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but I believe at 12:27 it plays a rendition of “Dive to the Heart ~ Destati”
@AidanDaGreat
@AidanDaGreat 2 ай бұрын
"But I didn't want to click for forty days straight, so I researched for 40 days straight." That line is a lil' bit too deep for a game about cookies.
@tamsen-crooke2
@tamsen-crooke2 2 ай бұрын
1:26 the casual delivery of 'i started by enslaving a group of grandmas' broke my brain i can barely type this from how much im laughinh no but seriously im rapidly losing my sanity pls send help
@bungiebee4049
@bungiebee4049 2 ай бұрын
Dragoon always manages to make the most grueling grind out of any game he comes into contact with
@Hugo-mc5mu
@Hugo-mc5mu 2 ай бұрын
7:17 Guys calculate his height
@Tookumyballs
@Tookumyballs 2 ай бұрын
haha
@Fedex_0703
@Fedex_0703 3 ай бұрын
Plot twist: Dragoon was never even real and we've been watching AN RESTLESS AI MAKE VIDEOS FOR US WHILE CLICKING COOKIES
@Bobboerba
@Bobboerba 3 ай бұрын
It’s likely the ai edits wile dragoon clicks
@UFO-g2b
@UFO-g2b 2 ай бұрын
Imagine you're currently riding your bike in the middle of nowhere, and see Dragoon doing ass on his laptop...
@YourLocalmonke69420
@YourLocalmonke69420 3 ай бұрын
He did It. He Actually Did It.
@KhangAJ
@KhangAJ 3 ай бұрын
brother did NOT watch the full video
@YourLocalmonke69420
@YourLocalmonke69420 3 ай бұрын
@@KhangAJ bro I meant to bamboozle the people who saw this comment before completing the video
@KaysieShelton-u8k
@KaysieShelton-u8k 2 ай бұрын
dude are u dumb @yourlocalmonke69420
@susgaming711
@susgaming711 3 ай бұрын
Only dragoon is the type of guy to grind a pointless web game for a number that means nothing to most people
@Dragoon45
@Dragoon45 3 ай бұрын
yes, i am the only one that has ever played cookie clicker, hoping it releases to more people eventually
@FranXiT
@FranXiT 3 ай бұрын
​@@Dragoon45 nah man, I'm sure it would get like 3 players max 🥱
@PlutoGodPlays
@PlutoGodPlays 3 ай бұрын
​@@Dragoon45fr fr
@JahmazeJahmaze
@JahmazeJahmaze 3 ай бұрын
​@@Dragoon45I'm surprised they discovered how to DO ASS with only your perspective
@sarajanewilson3601
@sarajanewilson3601 2 ай бұрын
@Dragoon45 hi
@drbanana8778
@drbanana8778 2 ай бұрын
Actually impossible to beat it in six months. That other guy must’ve gotten all the ones not having to do with time
@truffflzz
@truffflzz 2 ай бұрын
you can just speedsacrifice the garden for quick lumps, 100% +15 within a year has been done before (twice)
@never7848
@never7848 3 ай бұрын
"evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself" - orteil, creator of cookie clicker
@lulundoungul.9317
@lulundoungul.9317 3 ай бұрын
He finally uploaded a video Rent must be catching up
@Dragoon45
@Dragoon45 3 ай бұрын
Cookie factories are not cheap
@Gabriel_Ultrakill
@Gabriel_Ultrakill 2 ай бұрын
Put the factories with the kids in heaven, we don't have rules here :D
@FrancescoNoli-rw5ix
@FrancescoNoli-rw5ix 2 ай бұрын
the legend HE FINALLY DID IT, been waiting for a new cookie video forever now
@iaintpayingchildsupport-fr
@iaintpayingchildsupport-fr 3 ай бұрын
The madlad finally did it! He ascended
@KiwiBomber7
@KiwiBomber7 2 ай бұрын
12:58 I’m calling your physiatrist and YOU CANT STOP ME!
@AHHVR-t6p
@AHHVR-t6p 25 күн бұрын
You’re giving me physical pain
@watchoutforeg
@watchoutforeg 3 ай бұрын
1:55 that grandma be traumatized fr fr
@Robo8000-z8l
@Robo8000-z8l 2 ай бұрын
Grandmatriarch origin story
@Yayo30007
@Yayo30007 2 ай бұрын
the 0.0000001% of bacteria:
@ZydrunasLeib
@ZydrunasLeib 3 ай бұрын
11:12 top 5 saddest anime moments
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын
E‎ ‎ ‎
@SyndromeTWP
@SyndromeTWP 2 ай бұрын
In school, I grinded this game for months, and I found the 7777 achievement somewhat easy to get. On the other hand, me and my friend quit a few months after we started, as the game started getting repetitive.
@shvarcsjunior7081
@shvarcsjunior7081 2 ай бұрын
At 9:35 as a long time cookie clicker fan i can say that there is a way. There is a mode which basically stops all heavenly chips and ascension upgrades from counting in your run. Meaning it is much easier to get exactly 1 tril.
@shvarcsjunior7081
@shvarcsjunior7081 2 ай бұрын
Yes you can check if you want
@linuslucke3838
@linuslucke3838 2 ай бұрын
​@@shvarcsjunior7081It would take way longer to get to 1T in born again, without it, this achivement is done in like 5mins
@truffflzz
@truffflzz 2 ай бұрын
waste of time as the time it takes to get 1t from scratch is a lot longer than just getting exactly 1t with gift codes and controlling cps
@shvarcsjunior7081
@shvarcsjunior7081 2 ай бұрын
Nice to know thanks
@the_yellow_blob_games7690
@the_yellow_blob_games7690 2 ай бұрын
dragoon entering the shadow realm and never coming back after he realizes he needs to spend so much longer for 1 shadow achievment
@GermelDaGreat
@GermelDaGreat 2 ай бұрын
1:59:07 favorite part of the vid dragoon cooked on this part when he got all achievement
@happiayh
@happiayh 2 ай бұрын
dragoon after actually 100%'ing cookie clicker: ''grandma,i dont feel so good...''
@sigma_cat_reels
@sigma_cat_reels 3 ай бұрын
THE DEVS WILL ADD NEW ACHIEVEMENTS THE GRIND NEVER ENDS
@gooblop
@gooblop 2 ай бұрын
Since you used Umineko music in this, it made me think it would be funny to do an Umineko video. "I only have to click 1 million times to beat this game" or something.
@Fransy385
@Fransy385 3 ай бұрын
Why did he sound less clinically insane when he was explaining the spell thing
@PuzzledLizard
@PuzzledLizard 3 ай бұрын
The final sequal we have waited months for. The sequel we always wanted but never needed, no that was a lie... ALWAYS NEEDED!!!!!!!!
@Maria-sx4gc
@Maria-sx4gc 2 ай бұрын
Grandmas: You make me sick Cookie clicker: When you think its over, it never is!
@notdiamand3670
@notdiamand3670 2 ай бұрын
for the golden cookies just leave the game open with sounds on while doing everything else on your computer and make sure your golden cookie sound is something distinct (for me it's a squeak). i have 78k golden cookie clicks just by doing this
@Narraaja_
@Narraaja_ 3 ай бұрын
No Way! The Cookie Clicker KZbinr Decided To Upload Again! The day after i check when he uploaded last time.
@Jimyrt.
@Jimyrt. 3 ай бұрын
There are no coincidences
@Xenu-clz
@Xenu-clz 2 ай бұрын
“I fed it 100 grandmas”
@TechnoRukus
@TechnoRukus 3 ай бұрын
no way he actually did it. what a journey
@Ori-bgf
@Ori-bgf 2 ай бұрын
"They range from terrifying, to strange, to jeremy:)"
@TheDuckyGamer
@TheDuckyGamer 22 күн бұрын
youve addicted me to it again i went from 500 million-1 billion to about 1 quadrillion (and spent on bingo) so tysm i love going crazy
@expertIsNotGaming
@expertIsNotGaming 2 ай бұрын
To have something you've never had you have to be willing to something you've never done...
@memehimself5962
@memehimself5962 3 ай бұрын
Cookie clicker is harder than dragoon when he sees grandma vera
@SidneyDumond
@SidneyDumond 3 ай бұрын
Vera will win
@SidneyDumond
@SidneyDumond 3 ай бұрын
First
@Riciliz
@Riciliz 3 ай бұрын
that's not a very high bar considering it goes in reverse
@someoneidk2329
@someoneidk2329 2 ай бұрын
Ayo 🤨
@3Giyo
@3Giyo 2 ай бұрын
13:33 That unless is IMMACULATE just like matpat
@Thatonegamer182
@Thatonegamer182 3 ай бұрын
12:02 PAIN medication
@Sussyman10real
@Sussyman10real 3 ай бұрын
i like the part where Dragoon told us about his ass, very informative
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын
E‎ ‎ ‎
@Ryder-fm5ub
@Ryder-fm5ub 2 ай бұрын
My favorite Dragoon quote “now I can finally talk about ASS 🤣
@FinnCrafterFun
@FinnCrafterFun 3 ай бұрын
11:35 WHAT THE AND WHY?!
@youtubeSuckssNow
@youtubeSuckssNow 2 ай бұрын
1950s yo. But yeah it was a "oh this works really well for anti nausea" and pregnant women just happened to be chronically nauseous so doctors prescribed this miracle drug. They also happened to have tiny humans growing inside of them that could get fucked up. It's nothing new, just another on the very very long list.
@UNKNOWN-fc2dd
@UNKNOWN-fc2dd 2 ай бұрын
Started spreading awareness mid cookie clicker video
@iampineapp
@iampineapp 2 ай бұрын
glad i can do arse for fourteen more hours is my favourite dragoon quote
@jjkizisme
@jjkizisme 2 ай бұрын
1:58 cant believe you left only one grandma to make her watch the other 100 grandmas die
@omdeshmukh1
@omdeshmukh1 3 ай бұрын
This video ended my physical pain
@jamilow
@jamilow 2 ай бұрын
Same
@erner_wisal
@erner_wisal 3 ай бұрын
12:07 HOLY thats crazy
@Ro0dy.z-l0zt
@Ro0dy.z-l0zt 2 ай бұрын
"terrifying to strange to Jeremy" oh dear, not Jeremy...
@Ryanvoorhees-o2x
@Ryanvoorhees-o2x 3 ай бұрын
This is my favorite step 15:15
@AEWGloballyOfficial
@AEWGloballyOfficial 2 ай бұрын
Achievement for clicking 27,777 golden cookies 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@MahsonAmer
@MahsonAmer Ай бұрын
There are 5 levels of insanity. 5. Not insane. 4. Average insane. 3. Highly insane. 2.The one who gets the platinum cup in every soul game. 1. Dragoon's addiction and dedication to cookie clicker.
@DanielChao-qq3sf
@DanielChao-qq3sf 3 ай бұрын
4:30 Time to explain ASS
@itz_Rafi-r2i
@itz_Rafi-r2i 3 ай бұрын
You know its a bad day when dragoon uploads.
@Thescatyman
@Thescatyman 3 ай бұрын
Why
@itz_Rafi-r2i
@itz_Rafi-r2i 3 ай бұрын
@@Thescatyman It's supposed to be a joke bro
@Thescatyman
@Thescatyman 3 ай бұрын
@@itz_Rafi-r2i okay
@Boogieboy134
@Boogieboy134 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, even though only within the span of two months, I managed to get 90% of the achievements I’m still in utter shock on how determined this community is
@patricklutz8771
@patricklutz8771 2 ай бұрын
21:32 Bro what’s even going on at this point
@WashedTitan
@WashedTitan 2 ай бұрын
My mom didn't understand :(
@destreygod
@destreygod 2 ай бұрын
I ain't never seen someone lose their damn mind playing this damned game. I'm afraid to play it now.
@Waluigusonion
@Waluigusonion 2 ай бұрын
16:45 dantdm enters
@CioerKieov
@CioerKieov 2 ай бұрын
7:27, bro, you just completed a perfect circle. Why isn't anyone discussing this?
@Tonybrown9
@Tonybrown9 20 күн бұрын
If you switch your calendar to Christmas you get a hole lot of sugar lumps
@Yog-Sothoth_EVERYTHING
@Yog-Sothoth_EVERYTHING 3 ай бұрын
C O O K I E S
@eagle9gaming
@eagle9gaming 3 ай бұрын
Let's go
@fenrir-stacia
@fenrir-stacia 2 ай бұрын
"I forgot to do my homework and its due tomorrow" Dragoon: UNLES-
@TomatenSalatVerkeufer
@TomatenSalatVerkeufer 3 ай бұрын
18:53 why is the screen blurred 🤨📸
@delta6847
@delta6847 2 ай бұрын
Does anyone know the song at 18:49? Its not in the video description
@LCgamer465
@LCgamer465 2 ай бұрын
Kens theme from street fire
@man_with_a_face
@man_with_a_face 8 күн бұрын
22:00 You should've put the moment from interstellar where Cooper is in the black hole but instead of cooper its you
@puceron1301
@puceron1301 3 ай бұрын
0:07 you are lying , you did not spend thousands of hours playing this game, STANDING UP, that is impossible
@gdmathguy
@gdmathguy 3 ай бұрын
nah he's just cracked like that
@GohanKanor
@GohanKanor 2 ай бұрын
Just in case you forgot, the cookie clicker protagonist probably beats pretty much every character you can think of.
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