Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever

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Funny Life

Funny Life

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@Fawkes2574
@Fawkes2574 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best that I ever saw was on this one belonging to a lumber store in Orange, California back in 2010. It read "Time traveling seminar held in 2 weeks ago." I had a good laugh with that for a couple of weeks. Another one I saw a couple of years ago in Ocala, Florida. A fence company said "We ordered a chicken & an egg from Amazon. We'll let you know which comes first."
@asterix811
@asterix811 3 жыл бұрын
Can you remember when that seminar was? I'd like to go to it.
@asterix811
@asterix811 3 жыл бұрын
@Josue Radakovich Nope, don't care.
@asterix811
@asterix811 3 жыл бұрын
@@finnleyreece1953 Please don't humor the spammers.
@QueenBee-gx4rp
@QueenBee-gx4rp 3 жыл бұрын
We had a neighbor who installed window treatments and on the back of his vehicle was the slogan: A blind man is driving this van.
@doughale1555
@doughale1555 5 жыл бұрын
“If you think hiring professionals is expensive wait till you see what an amateur will cost you!”
@AGreen-sx5ou
@AGreen-sx5ou 4 жыл бұрын
Dad and me have listened to our Wives say this after many a Do It Myselfers.
@donmerlinfa
@donmerlinfa 6 жыл бұрын
the whole world could use a sense of humor right now..witty ,clever,and very funny made my day
@tonystanney3804
@tonystanney3804 6 жыл бұрын
I'm left wondering..... How many people pass by just to see what this creative person has 'posted' today and did they pop inside, spend a few dollars on fuel, candy, a newspaper or cigarettes? If they did.... this small piece of advertising is working really well. Kudos to it's creative creator!
@waynewhitson6914
@waynewhitson6914 6 жыл бұрын
"Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim helps."
@rst631
@rst631 6 жыл бұрын
"We aim to please... You aim too, please..." OR "Stand Closer, it's shorter than you think." loser
@richardnixon2469
@richardnixon2469 5 жыл бұрын
We pee clean it everyday!!
@arrian998
@arrian998 5 жыл бұрын
wayne whitson 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@dragondancer1814
@dragondancer1814 4 жыл бұрын
My late MIL had that sign in the bathroom at her house.
@rogermetzger7335
@rogermetzger7335 3 жыл бұрын
Sign in restroom in Sioux City, Iowa: Please flush: Omaha needs the water.
@brettelmerelmer3061
@brettelmerelmer3061 3 жыл бұрын
And then there's the play on a nursery rhyme. Hickory dickery dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor injuries.
@havingfun1968
@havingfun1968 6 жыл бұрын
Oh and by the way, I'm in the VA Hospital Terminally ill. There is NOT much to laugh at on my floor as it is where the terminally Marines are, but without a doubt, WE ALL WERE LAUGHING SO HARD LOOKING AT THIS. Thank you for helping to brighten our day. You have ANGELS looking out for you soon enough...
@royfrye2871
@royfrye2871 5 жыл бұрын
Semper Fi brother🇺🇸🇺🇸
@bluevelvet4116
@bluevelvet4116 5 жыл бұрын
HAVINGFUN1968:: THANK U FOR UR SERVICE. HOPE U FIND MANY MORE THINGS TO LAUGH AT. U DESERVE TO LAUGH. ALL UR BUDDIES ALSO. BLESS ALL OF U.
@annacronism
@annacronism 5 жыл бұрын
havingfun1968, thank you for your service. Seems to me that you're already an angel. God bless you. ❤️😇
@ericstein8527
@ericstein8527 5 жыл бұрын
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES
@4483vet
@4483vet 5 жыл бұрын
Try some of Josh Pray videos about 5 things he learned...... THANK YOU for your service!
@jimellison777
@jimellison777 6 жыл бұрын
LOVED them ALL!!!!!!! Whoever did those sayings was very CREATIVE & BRILLIANT...........
@johnsmythe8143
@johnsmythe8143 6 жыл бұрын
"Do a little work each day, and you'll be surprised how little gets done."
@peterrobinson7803
@peterrobinson7803 6 жыл бұрын
Shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everybody in the frozen food section. It was great!!
@gerardstewart8106
@gerardstewart8106 5 жыл бұрын
Peter Robinson Too Funny!!!!
@reggielongoria1848
@reggielongoria1848 5 жыл бұрын
After watching the video, I went down to the comments section and saw that your comment was the first one that came up. After reading it, I about shit myself and almost had a heart attack from laughing so damn hard. That one beat them all my friend. 🤣🤣🤣😹😹👍👍👍👍👍
@gilbertb8078
@gilbertb8078 7 жыл бұрын
you not only made my day.you made my week.Ppl need to lighten up and not be too serious all the time.Laugh and enjoy life.thanks for posting.
@lizm.2064
@lizm.2064 5 жыл бұрын
Just looked up the address on Google maps and the sign says "Harvesting organs is difficult. It takes guts" 😂
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 жыл бұрын
What address? I'm trying to figure out what state it's in. 😞
@tigeresscrazy8085
@tigeresscrazy8085 5 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Moore please share the adress I could use a daily laugh 😂
@ingerfalch-jacobsen1717
@ingerfalch-jacobsen1717 5 жыл бұрын
@@miapdx503 It's the Chevron gas station in Wallingford, Seattle - 1420 N 45th St.
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 жыл бұрын
@@ingerfalch-jacobsen1717 And it's a neighbor! I'm also in the Pacific Northwest. 😏sweet
@susanjacquier5358
@susanjacquier5358 4 жыл бұрын
Lol,,,I just did the same thing....and I'm from Australia :)
@prlaux5348
@prlaux5348 7 жыл бұрын
It's great to see fellow Americans with a sense of humor with all the crap we endure in the media! Keep it up :-)
@jdbankshot
@jdbankshot 6 жыл бұрын
'...the crap we endure in the media'. i think you meant to say 'whitehouse' instead of media.
@jdbankshot
@jdbankshot 6 жыл бұрын
'...the crap we endure in the media'. i think you meant to say 'whitehouse' instead of media.
@george_wbranchaud_jr2211
@george_wbranchaud_jr2211 5 жыл бұрын
@@jdbankshot No, it's correct as written.
@keyweststeve3509
@keyweststeve3509 5 жыл бұрын
@@george_wbranchaud_jr2211 No it's not. The horror show is the White house. It's not the media's fault they have to report it.
@michelewalburn4376
@michelewalburn4376 4 жыл бұрын
The media is and always has been a tool of the wealthy used to control us. The same goes for our government. That is why during times of war they lock up anyone who disagrees with them and the rest of the time they destroy their lives making them look crazy, or just killing them.
@rogermetzger7335
@rogermetzger7335 6 жыл бұрын
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
@tygrkhat4087
@tygrkhat4087 4 жыл бұрын
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
@m.elainebates7931
@m.elainebates7931 6 жыл бұрын
Luv these signs! Wish this station was in my hometown.I lost it at the Stepladder joke.The psychokinesis joke was priceless😍😂
@601salsa
@601salsa 7 жыл бұрын
Wallingford sign - every town needs to do this. Something to make everyone smile every day.
@theevildrummingsithlord1492
@theevildrummingsithlord1492 6 жыл бұрын
There's another place like that. In Golden, British Columbia, there's a place called the Big Bend Cafe. It has lots of hilarious signs inside. One of them, positioned above the entrance to the bathroom, read: "How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."
@thirdactwarrior317
@thirdactwarrior317 4 жыл бұрын
I got so addicted to dancing the waltz, I had to go into the three step program.
@theloneavenger8610
@theloneavenger8610 7 жыл бұрын
Let's all just applaud Wallingford Sign right now.
@catmac3577
@catmac3577 7 жыл бұрын
The Lone Avenger 👏👏👏👏👏😁
@Cubanguy1977
@Cubanguy1977 6 жыл бұрын
The Lone Avenger 👏
@QueenBee-gx4rp
@QueenBee-gx4rp 6 жыл бұрын
Hysterical! 😂
@simonwilson1237
@simonwilson1237 6 жыл бұрын
To the Wallingford sign 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@danburch9989
@danburch9989 6 жыл бұрын
A sign at a radiator repair shop: "The best place in town to take a leak"
@royfrye2871
@royfrye2871 5 жыл бұрын
Saw that on a tire shop where i used to live!😁
@bluevelvet4116
@bluevelvet4116 5 жыл бұрын
DAN BURCH. I HEARD THAT MANY YRS. AGO ALSO ON A FRIENDS RADIATOR SHOP IN MILFORD OHIO. REMINDS ME OF HOME.
@bluevelvet4116
@bluevelvet4116 5 жыл бұрын
@Cherokeeman U PROBABLY GOT A LOT OF OFFERS B 4 PEOPLE EVEN KNEW IT WAS 4 A PHOTOGRAPHY SHOP. LOL.
@davidpiercy2898
@davidpiercy2898 5 жыл бұрын
Was at a gas station on E. Court St. In Marion,N.C.-----
@frankkolton1780
@frankkolton1780 6 жыл бұрын
Two cannibals are sitting on a log eating a clown, the one cannibal says to the other "does this meat taste funny to you?"
@woodsie5474
@woodsie5474 6 жыл бұрын
Did you ever hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
@johnwriterpoet1783
@johnwriterpoet1783 5 жыл бұрын
Frank: I love the joke!
@briandm33
@briandm33 5 жыл бұрын
I loved the Reality Check Bounced. LOL!!!! Classic.
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 5 жыл бұрын
Whwn her friends asked my mom how she felt about us 3 being out of the house; in her usual.Brooklyn quick- wit, she said" I used to cry when they left home, now I cry when they come home"..
@dindinprivate3477
@dindinprivate3477 5 жыл бұрын
These are great. Someone has a marvelous imagination! Congratulations.
@judith8161
@judith8161 7 жыл бұрын
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." I feel like this should be printed on the front and back of a t-shirt or something. So true :D
@blvdws
@blvdws 6 жыл бұрын
Now that's funny! None of the sign quips made me laugh, but yours did.
@lightbox617
@lightbox617 7 жыл бұрын
In Budapest, 2017. We saw this sign. "This morning, I got up and remembered I had no coffee. I looked around and found some vodka. It seemed a good substitute. I'm having a wonderful day,"
@guvj4fyufudrs2444
@guvj4fyufudrs2444 6 жыл бұрын
Timothy Dingman lol that's funny
@bluevelvet4116
@bluevelvet4116 5 жыл бұрын
@@guvj4fyufudrs2444 FUNNY & SO REAL. VODKA WOULD MAKE UR DAY GO BETTER. U JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE U HAVE COFFEE FOR THE NEXT MORNING FOR YOUR HANGOVER. LOL.
@guvj4fyufudrs2444
@guvj4fyufudrs2444 5 жыл бұрын
@@bluevelvet4116?
@brn2wld
@brn2wld 7 жыл бұрын
A really bright person came up with these. We need more like this.
@geedee9366
@geedee9366 6 жыл бұрын
Signs like these make people have a good day.
@CFinch360
@CFinch360 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gee-I lived in the Wallingford neighborhood when I was a college student decades ago. Thanks for the laugh and nice memories!
@teriterrytarryttt537
@teriterrytarryttt537 7 жыл бұрын
I tell everybody that my best trait is my humility.
@treekangaroo.7691
@treekangaroo.7691 7 жыл бұрын
proud to see a sign in my city gets it's own video.
@theglitch4036
@theglitch4036 7 жыл бұрын
treekangaroo. it deserved it, these signs are the BEST!
@Itsmeeman1
@Itsmeeman1 7 жыл бұрын
It's a sign of the times.
@stevie65able
@stevie65able 7 жыл бұрын
haha.
@bigboy3jv
@bigboy3jv 6 жыл бұрын
steve b autocorrect. Lighten up you asshat.
@lorenanders702
@lorenanders702 4 жыл бұрын
I sleep like a baby. Wake up every 2 hrs screaming!
@theof5645
@theof5645 7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely great. This is the FIRST funny video that I actually laughed at. Love it.
@Giggiyygoo
@Giggiyygoo 6 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, there was a sign posted down the street from me, next to 2 garbage can lids. It said "For the thief who stole my garbage cans, here are the lids"
@LindaKey
@LindaKey 5 жыл бұрын
There was a time my parents were staying in a hotel in Kissimmee near Disney World and the sign outside said: "Stay Here and Eat Kids Free!" Well being the joker my dad was, he told the waitress that he would have some scrambled 5 year old and a 2 two year olds on the side. Horrified, the waitress was about to say something until we pointed at the sign and she laughed. Management had to quickly change the sign but it was too funny and it made our trip all the more memorable.
@mig7287
@mig7287 5 жыл бұрын
👍😁
@squarenailco1747
@squarenailco1747 3 жыл бұрын
Bathroom sigh at a restaurant I frequent says" Cowboys with short barrels please get closer to the target!"
@lorenanders702
@lorenanders702 4 жыл бұрын
"Drink Canada Dry!. So I moved up there and i did!"
@jkdm7653
@jkdm7653 7 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget the day I got amnesia!
@johnhardwick8771
@johnhardwick8771 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was tomorrow.
@thomasfoss9963
@thomasfoss9963 4 жыл бұрын
Free Beer yesterday!
@rockets1671
@rockets1671 5 жыл бұрын
1:26 It was tense. Told this to my English teacher and she burst out laughing.
@winonamassingill7895
@winonamassingill7895 3 жыл бұрын
I’m embarrassed to say how many years that it took me to get the joke about Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Also, in regard to the one about the second mouse getting the cheese. . . ouch. I didn’t think the one about stopping to think and forgetting to start again was very funny, because I do that far too often. 😂😂😂😂😂
@troyadamson8618
@troyadamson8618 6 жыл бұрын
I love the one about the bacon seeds. Might use that one at Wal-Mart. Just to screw with their heads. Make them think.
@ernesthill4017
@ernesthill4017 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't pig semen be considered bacon seeds?
@Kingfisherk26
@Kingfisherk26 7 жыл бұрын
Great! Funny, clever and witty... and occasionally profound "No one knows what you think they do". I'll remember that during my next job appraisal,
@muzerhythm2242
@muzerhythm2242 5 жыл бұрын
Once used one in my psychology class when my professor drew a glass on the board and drew a line across the middle and asked the class "what does this represent?" I rose my had and paraphrased George Carlin "Optimists see glass as half full. Pessimists see glass as half empty. I want to know who the hell drank half of my glass?" The professor and the class busted out laughing.😂😂
@simeonbaumel7293
@simeonbaumel7293 4 жыл бұрын
Chemists see the glass as full - half with liquid and half with gas.
@dragondancer1814
@dragondancer1814 4 жыл бұрын
Saw a key ring in Spencer once that read: “To an optimist, it’s half full. To a pessimist, it’s half empty. To me, it’s time for a beer run!” And yes it had a picture of a beer glass with half a beer in it!
@muzerhythm2242
@muzerhythm2242 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragondancer1814 SWEET!😁
@heatherwolmarans8287
@heatherwolmarans8287 4 жыл бұрын
Optimists see it as half full, pessimists see it as half empty. The engineer asks why the glass is the wrong size.
@muzerhythm2242
@muzerhythm2242 4 жыл бұрын
@@heatherwolmarans8287 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marleoca2644
@marleoca2644 6 жыл бұрын
I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.=))
@danger_mouse_
@danger_mouse_ 7 жыл бұрын
"The first five days after the weekend are the hardest" Ain't that the truth.
@jennybee4870
@jennybee4870 3 жыл бұрын
Just found this hilarious item on you tube and it cheered me up no end as I'm going into hospital for a breast cancer op.thank you so much for posting this I laughed till I cried God bless you from Jenny in the UK
@stacysealemusicandgreenthu7078
@stacysealemusicandgreenthu7078 6 жыл бұрын
The spider web explains me LMAO
@singerdave2001
@singerdave2001 7 жыл бұрын
We need more of this type of thing in the world! :)
@bobstark4020
@bobstark4020 3 жыл бұрын
I used to think i was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
@jamesmartin9401
@jamesmartin9401 4 жыл бұрын
I bought a book on procrastination, but I haven't gotten around to reading it yet.
@mogolf9
@mogolf9 3 жыл бұрын
Try reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
@sciencedude8544
@sciencedude8544 6 жыл бұрын
"A milking stool on a farm has only three legs instead of four because the cow has the utter".
@mydogdeli
@mydogdeli 5 жыл бұрын
er...udder?
@dianewood2430
@dianewood2430 4 жыл бұрын
mydogdeli the - other
@rgrndu
@rgrndu 4 жыл бұрын
Diane Wood He’s pointing out the typo, not question the meaning.
@dianewood2430
@dianewood2430 4 жыл бұрын
rgrndu 😁
@shelleyokeeweehow1348
@shelleyokeeweehow1348 5 жыл бұрын
Hokey pokey clinic' and I turned myself around lmao 😂👍👏👏, I loved that one
@smc1942
@smc1942 6 жыл бұрын
I thought I was wrong once.... ...but I was mistaken.
@nicroserushmore4703
@nicroserushmore4703 5 жыл бұрын
IM A WAR VET,IMADE THIS ONE UP.....I GOT SICK OF LOOKING AT MY KIDS SO I BOUGHT THEM ALL CAMOFLAGE AND SENT THEM OUT IN THE BACKYARD.
@tristannguyen7383
@tristannguyen7383 7 жыл бұрын
LOL ....so bloody good it's ridiculous. Thanks, Funny life and now you have a subscriber. Shout out to WALLINGFORD SIGN
@blmdh20s
@blmdh20s 7 жыл бұрын
If you jog in a jogging suit, swim in a swimming suit, what do you in a wind breaker?
@pondartinc4002
@pondartinc4002 7 жыл бұрын
Fart?
@johndifrancisco3642
@johndifrancisco3642 7 жыл бұрын
Yea!
@uruiamnot
@uruiamnot 7 жыл бұрын
You win!
@uruiamnot
@uruiamnot 7 жыл бұрын
If a diamond is a girl's best friend, then why is a dog man's best friend?
@pondartinc4002
@pondartinc4002 7 жыл бұрын
You can't eat a diamond when things get rough.
@d.octorpoe4673
@d.octorpoe4673 7 жыл бұрын
Now this is entertainment!
@eunaekim9216
@eunaekim9216 6 жыл бұрын
1:36 by this logic, you can conclude that an anteater is also healthy because he is full of antibodies!
@jamesconner3437
@jamesconner3437 3 жыл бұрын
Ok...it took me a moment where I was almost upset with you before it sank in...good one.
@olddoggeleventy2718
@olddoggeleventy2718 7 жыл бұрын
Bravo!.....a fun video with no hype if I could hit that like button for an hour I would.
@atmorgan7628
@atmorgan7628 7 жыл бұрын
Agnostic Dyslexics don't believe in dog.
@xmchillin
@xmchillin 5 жыл бұрын
also, ...Then there's the agnostic dyslexic with insomnia...he lies awake at night thinking about dog...
@cookieonminecraft
@cookieonminecraft 7 жыл бұрын
These are all hilarious! Great job WailingfordSign!!!
@pondartinc4002
@pondartinc4002 7 жыл бұрын
These are the Seatteites I know......
@hollyperrin7353
@hollyperrin7353 4 жыл бұрын
What a breath of fresh air!
@treekangaroo.7691
@treekangaroo.7691 7 жыл бұрын
The story is that this gas station was failing, because it's in an inconvenient place. The owners decided to make this sign thing as a publicity stunt to get money, and it was so successful that they do it everyday
@theglitch4036
@theglitch4036 7 жыл бұрын
treekangaroo. so glad they kept it up, oughta make this sign a tourist place 😂
@CologneCarter
@CologneCarter 6 жыл бұрын
No place is inconvenient if you know how to attract people to come by.
@dannyc7480
@dannyc7480 6 жыл бұрын
Oh , so it became a tourist attraction too! Wonderful.
@bluevelvet4116
@bluevelvet4116 5 жыл бұрын
@@dannyc7480 WHY ARE U UPSET?? I DON'T THINK IT AFFECTS U AS TO WHETHER ITS A TOURIST ATTRACTION OR NOT. JUST DON'T PUT IT ON YOUR TRAVEL ITINERARY. I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS A LAUGH RIGHT NOW. I DEFINITELY KNOW I DO.
@dannyc7480
@dannyc7480 5 жыл бұрын
@No Filter, no I m not upset about it. I liked it.
@kateschwartz2574
@kateschwartz2574 7 жыл бұрын
There's a Taco Time in Pocatello Idaho that does similar messages. Two memorable favorites are: Unattended children will be given a free Cappuccino and a puppy. And Police toilet seat stolen. The cops have nothing to go on.
@wherewolfprime
@wherewolfprime 6 жыл бұрын
Similar to one at Scott Farms in Zellwood, Florida - only difference is Coffee instead of Cappucino.
@robertcartier5088
@robertcartier5088 6 жыл бұрын
I had to pause occasionally to dry my tears... Laughing so hard I couldn't read the next sign! LOL Ok, maybe I'm just tired. ;-)
@feralfan786
@feralfan786 5 жыл бұрын
A Church in my town comes up with some really good ones too but weekly not daily!! I think its great!! I would stop there just cuz the quotes are hilarious!!
@mikethatguy2103
@mikethatguy2103 6 жыл бұрын
141 dislikes, im so glad im not one of those people. great vid.
@royfrye2871
@royfrye2871 5 жыл бұрын
Yea, bet they are a freakin blast to be around!!😳
@lasvegasbartender6123
@lasvegasbartender6123 5 жыл бұрын
HOW COULD ANYONE DISLIKE THIS VIDEO? Come on people get a sense of humor. PLEASE!!!!
@LindaKey
@LindaKey 5 жыл бұрын
Probably lost their sense of humor!
@mickcarson8504
@mickcarson8504 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't dislike it. In fact I was impressed that the sign managed to remain that long.
@martycontestabile9607
@martycontestabile9607 5 жыл бұрын
The last time that I heard most of these I fell off me dinosaur. But I did really like the yardstick one.
@chriscorbin6980
@chriscorbin6980 5 жыл бұрын
Laughter keeps us sane when things around us aren't
@patrickcoronado-taylor1802
@patrickcoronado-taylor1802 7 жыл бұрын
Where is this gas station? PS. I love when the sign was a hit!
@treekangaroo.7691
@treekangaroo.7691 7 жыл бұрын
The gas station is in Seattle, Washington.
@stephenlally6009
@stephenlally6009 6 жыл бұрын
Chevron on north 45th
@davidcraig9779
@davidcraig9779 6 жыл бұрын
In Wallingford. :)
@faulknerorkney2692
@faulknerorkney2692 5 жыл бұрын
Old people always say 'there's no place like home' until you try and put them in one.
@katydidiy
@katydidiy 3 жыл бұрын
I take my kids everywhere...but they always find their way home 😎
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 5 жыл бұрын
"the first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest" 😎👍
@kellygervais3440
@kellygervais3440 7 жыл бұрын
And I'm partial to the bacon seeds....
@c.j.cleveland7475
@c.j.cleveland7475 6 жыл бұрын
The bacon seeds are the best!!!
@dmkuchins6646
@dmkuchins6646 5 жыл бұрын
yeah, i can't find pizza or burrito seeds either!!!
@thhseeking
@thhseeking 5 жыл бұрын
I remember Garfield planting bird seed once...and waiting anxiously :P
@stephaniemoore3779
@stephaniemoore3779 6 жыл бұрын
my sides hurt from laughing out loud!
@cherriaydelotte8327
@cherriaydelotte8327 3 жыл бұрын
Those were freaking HILARIOUS 🤣🤣😆😆👍
@walteralrutz5324
@walteralrutz5324 6 жыл бұрын
GREAT sense of humor!
@Buffwheel1
@Buffwheel1 7 жыл бұрын
A man walks into a doctor's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The doctor looks at him and says "Quite clearly I can see your nuts."
@pinkiedee
@pinkiedee 7 жыл бұрын
HAAAAA!!!!!
@Stacy-ju5er
@Stacy-ju5er 6 жыл бұрын
F u r hilarious
@commander187
@commander187 7 жыл бұрын
A priest and a rabbi buy a new car together and the priest starts splashing it with holy water. The Rabbi confused asks "what's that all about?" the priest replies " to bless our new car." so the Rabbi cuts two inches off the tail pipe!
@robertcartier5088
@robertcartier5088 6 жыл бұрын
Well, as long as we're making jokes about rabbis and cars... You know what kind of tires they got for that car right? Firesteins! No, not Firsestones... FireSTEINS! ...Made in Israel. Not only will your car turn on a dime, it'll pick it up at the same time! Satisfied customer testimonial: "On that particularly twisty road to work, my tires paid for themselves in no time at all!" (stolen and embellished, don't remember, might be Lewis Black)
@liisavarhalla6348
@liisavarhalla6348 5 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOLOLOLOVE IT!!!
@thedukeofskull1383
@thedukeofskull1383 4 жыл бұрын
No...THANK YOU!!! 😀 THAT IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE, THANK YOU !
@thebammer5166
@thebammer5166 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect sign for a bar: Free Beer Here, Tomorrow Only.
@mamashanshan2772
@mamashanshan2772 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never “ child proofed” my home! And they’re all still here!! They’re tough!
@MountainMama1000
@MountainMama1000 7 жыл бұрын
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
@chriscorbin6980
@chriscorbin6980 5 жыл бұрын
Take off on " happiness is a warm puppy" misery is finding out Toledo, OH is where it's at" from Mad Magazine in the late 60s
@OldF1000
@OldF1000 5 жыл бұрын
The world as we know it would be heaven ; )
@simeonbaumel7293
@simeonbaumel7293 4 жыл бұрын
The inventor of the Hokey pokey died. At the funeral, they had trouble putting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in..........
@dragondancer1814
@dragondancer1814 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh, I was gonna say that!
@jamesconner3437
@jamesconner3437 3 жыл бұрын
@@simeonbaumel7293 ...I'm 75, so itmight be fitting that it takes someone my age to be the first one who understands you...and actually Like it....lol...
@keithpurduecroft
@keithpurduecroft 6 жыл бұрын
Conscience is what criminals study.
@algeborusas1883
@algeborusas1883 7 жыл бұрын
The sign writer's family laughed when he said he was going to be a comedian, but they aren't laughing now.
@walterreedjr6762
@walterreedjr6762 4 жыл бұрын
They should be also
@johnbaldock6353
@johnbaldock6353 4 жыл бұрын
Americans who know Irony and Humour! Put that on a Bloody Sign!!😂🇬🇧
@annpane1227
@annpane1227 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh out loud! And I think I'd like to live there!
@respectfulconversation944
@respectfulconversation944 2 жыл бұрын
Did i ever stop to think and forget to start again? All the time.. all the time :)
@poppykok5
@poppykok5 7 жыл бұрын
R O F L...I just ADORE CLEVER PEOPLE... : )
@stevebrownrocks6376
@stevebrownrocks6376 6 жыл бұрын
I like the "air & space" one, & the "spider web" one! 😆
@GaryThanosHudson
@GaryThanosHudson 7 жыл бұрын
What did the frog say when he saw a shoe? Reeeebok
@IamwhoIam333
@IamwhoIam333 6 жыл бұрын
Love people with a great sense of humor. 👍👍😨 😄😄😄
@willmoore7582
@willmoore7582 3 жыл бұрын
Pure gold..thanks!
@jmoyo1
@jmoyo1 7 жыл бұрын
A Great place to do your business (no pun intended).... they are funny.
@InsideOfMyOwnMind
@InsideOfMyOwnMind 5 жыл бұрын
I'm doing my business right now.
@paulinewarren3623
@paulinewarren3623 3 жыл бұрын
It does great to have a smile let the love of the Lord shine through. Amen 🙏🏻
@MsArlene100
@MsArlene100 7 жыл бұрын
From our very own Seattle/Wallingford Chevron: We post them all the time on facebook: They are cool! Awesome video as well here!
@pondartinc4002
@pondartinc4002 7 жыл бұрын
Yay Washington! From Ocean Shores...
@tedhunter6983
@tedhunter6983 5 жыл бұрын
You definitely have a great comedian in your midst!!!!
@royfrye2871
@royfrye2871 5 жыл бұрын
Thats awesome! We need more!! Way to go Wallingford
@jetli8703
@jetli8703 6 жыл бұрын
I heard something new about Alzheimers. But I can't remember what it was.
@ernesthill4017
@ernesthill4017 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, lotsa folks my age suffer from old-timers's disease
@workhardism
@workhardism 7 жыл бұрын
BEST!!! MARKETING!!! EVER!!! LOL!
@twilasnyder7180
@twilasnyder7180 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at these. They're the perfect response to Covid. We all need a laugh.
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