The Funniest Outdoor Signs From This Vet Clinic To Make You Crack A Smile

The Funniest Outdoor Signs From This Vet Clinic To Make You Crack A Smile
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[@joycedavis9996]

Dog is such a small word for something that takes up the entire bed…

[@ronfullerton3162]

Even though that dog only weighs ten pounds.

[@TheBaumcm]

@@ronfullerton3162 I was literally just getting ready to reply this. Somehow mine manages to take up my entire side of the bed and gain about 30 pounds while going completely boneless and rooting to the bed when we try to get him up in the morning.

[@ronfullerton3162]

@@TheBaumcm Sounds very much like my dog. Plus it always seems that about the time I need to get up in the night, he has positioned himself in a way that it is almost impossible to get up and head for the bathroom before the bladder gives out. Do these dogs plan these things just to laugh at their human?

[@dogmom8668]

My thoughts too 🤣

[@ronfullerton3162]

@@dogmom8668 My dog will even run into the bedroom ahead of me, place his head on the middle of the pillow, then act like he is totally sound asleep! What a ham.

[@mariaweston5477]

Emotional baggage; and the chihuahua 500 miles away.. 🤣😄😆

[@3John-Bishop]

Chased by taxidermists..don't play dead.

[@elizabethsohler6516]

Loved the emotional baggage. Interesting. I think that was the only one that didn't refer to animals.

[@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire]

Chihuahuas are just rats that bark...

[@sherylreed3558]

The one about the tree falling in a Forrest...and Chihuahua 500 mls away barking at it....YEP!!! GOT THAT RIGHT!

[@JariDawnchild]

Yep lol. My chihuahua barks at her own farts sometimes.

[@judeirwin2222]

Forest.

[@vickiblizzard1001]

Same! Now I know what he's been barking at for the past 13 and a half years!

[@bazza945]

A Chihuahua's ability to bark is disproportionate to it's size.

[@bluesmamarara9213]

Much thanks to the Carroll County Veterinary Clinic & Lynn Wimmer DVM for sharing the fun signs & sense of humor, enjoyed every one.

[@harveyabel1354]

Dr. Wimmer is a winner!

[@paulmeek9980]

They don't know how to spell Gordon's name. It's Ramsay.

[@kevinchristensen84]

@@paulmeek9980 I didn't know, either. Thanks; one misspelling, though? Maybe we let it slide?🙂🙂

[@SLJ2137694]

Carroll County Illinois?

[@JM-sy5qv]

@@SLJ2137694 MD

[@georgialibby2562]

I miss having pets. Nothing better than a 4-legged, fur covered burglar alarm.

[@markfryer9880]

Or DBC Alarm, Dreaded Black Cat. Or Possum Alarm.

[@elizabethsohler6516]

Are you able to volunteer at a shelter? I bet they could use a good person.

[@dshe8637]

I had a fish like that...

[@margareth1504]

Oh get a puppy

[@tebelshaw9486]

Me, too. I just can't take the pain of losing them anymore. I foster at a local shelter. 🐶🐱

[@janedoe-dy3rr]

I live down the street from this clinic, and I go out of my way to drive by it when I'm out, just to read their sign lol.

[@southernbelle6838]

Where is it?

[@janedoe-dy3rr]

@@southernbelle6838 It is in the town of Westminster , which is in Carroll County Maryland.

[@josettemonachino4162]

I would too! Lol

[@markfergerson2145]

Going that extra mile...

[@user-vm5ud4xw6n]

Love the colonoscopy prep one. Describes 2020 perfectly!

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

Don't forget 2022 is not too far off.

[@seedsoflove7684]

And 2021

[@lavenderteal8485]

Yes

[@JariDawnchild]

I laughed aloud at this one.

[@stephenlitten1789]

2021 was like a Barium meal, but less tasty

[@cynthiasealy573]

Dogs come when called; cats take a message 🤣

[@tebelshaw9486]

As though they'd ever reply! 😃🐱

[@gusmonster59]

Unless it's Jack Russell. They think about if they really feel like responding to commands at that moment.

[@su-rv2uq]

If they feel like it!

[@caseyjones9716]

Our front door mat says "Please text us when you arrive. No need to get the dog involved.". Our back door mat says, "Knock on the door and let me sing you the song of my people -- The Dog"

[@tebelshaw9486]

Love it! 😘 My heart breaks seeing dogs tied up outside. They belong in the house with their pack!

[@davidweaver2156]

I had a dog who never came when called, would chew on my shoes, always got into the garbage, had great fun rolling in any mud he could find, barked for no reason at all and did many other things... I MISS HIM EVERYDAY

[@tebelshaw9486]

"Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware; Of giving your heart For a dog to tear." 😪 Anonymous

[@unanemomanou7939]

When I was 13, my dad offered me a chihuahua. That dog did just about everything with me: shopping, hiking, biking, sailing, even sneaking into the classroom hidden in my school bag, you name it, she did it. I put her rucksack down, whistled once, and she jumped in, ready for any adventure. She was the apple of my eyes. I doted on her. She died when I was 26. I’m 58 and I still think about her. I now have 3 chihuahuas, none compares with her. To make a long story short, and to echo your testimony, I was recently telling my elder sister about my sweet dog, Miliane and my sister goggled at me and exclaimed : »Sweet? She was a nasty, growling, barking piece of work! » Go figure how we remember our loved ones! 😂😂😂

[@melissacooper8724]

David Weaver I have a dog that behaves exactly the same way as your dog was!

[@joseph-ow1hf]

This person has a future as a writer on a late night TV show. Not just dumb puns, but very clever ideas.

[@mcpiddler1135]

If I lived near this Vet, I'd certainly be a client!!

[@claremmm]

I am seriously considering getting a cat and a dog and move to Carrol County just so I can meet and greet and be a customer of the this veterinary clinic. I like them.

[@nicku1]

I have discovered that most vets are definitely more emapthic than any human doctors. I simply love this lady!

[@sandrasmith5411]

Saw a billboard, that said wicked chickens lay deviled eggs

[@da6885]

Dr said to exercise and eat the right foods; thought he said accessorize and buy nice shoes

[@unmitigatedgall8732]

Oh but he did say that! It was just implied, though, not stated outright. Gotta read between the lines. 👒🥿👛 These are so refreshing to the soul!

[@kellygervais3440]

👍👍👍

[@rainydaylady6596]

😂🤣🖖💕

[@Dana-eq5nz]

I like your style😂👍

[@da6885]

@@Dana-eq5nz I wish I could say I made it up, but I saw it on, I think, a greeting card once.

[@lucycliburn2344]

Proof that there is still good in the world.

[@redcoffee7853]

I adore this vet. She has a glorious sense of humor. Thanks for all the grins and laughter!! ;-)

[@ronfullerton3162]

I think that is a good thing to look for as you shop for a vet. This video reminded me of my youth growing up on an Iowa farm. Dad was an old type of farmer, meaning he was diversified. We had dairy, hogs, and grain farming all in one operation. And with all those animals running around, we needed a good vet. We actually had two, Dr. Jewell and Dr. Gipple worked out of the same office in Crawfordsville, Iowa. And their abilities and concern for our livestock was only exceeded by their sense of humor. Oh the stories I could tell of the times they were out on calls to our farm, regular service or emergency. Excellent care of our animals with many laughs to ease our worrys about that holstein calf or brood sow. Many of us didn't have much on those farms. But the humor through jokes and stories kept everyone in our neighborhood in a relatively good mind set. It might of been tougher life to live, but somethings about those days were far better. The humor shared was a very high point. And thank goodness for fantastic vets such as Doctors Jewell & Gipple!

[@loisfay2689]

Is this Carroll County Maryland?

[@selenaali1999]

In Galations 5:22-23 is something to think about when understanding who God is and what kind of things to improve yourself. You're all beautiful and wonderful and God loves you but boy we need some improvement because we're all broken but that but God sees our beauty better than anyone.

[@rickbailey7183]

"That's not cat hair, it's a catshmere sweater..."

[@grateful1929]

😂😂😂

[@linasbutcher1914]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bubbatrismegistus5038]

"Cats don't have owners, they have staff."

[@sharaihmolyneaux8181]

Absolutely 💯% truth.

[@Cassxowary]

No, they have family members. Only humans support slavery and claim other equal animals exist for humans to use depending on whims and money. That’s just fucked up. Stop projecting your issues on them. Use your heart and brain. How would you feel?

[@Cassxowary]

@@sharaihmolyneaux8181 that’s absolutely utterly untrue. Only one species supports slavery while the rest are more evolved and advanced and know we are all equals. Guess which one is the educationally stunted one and still supports fucked up stuff like slavery. Hint: it ain’t no human animals.

[@Cassxowary]

NOBODY has owners except equals that some hurt frightened brainwashed heartless mindless humans enslaved.

[@jack8box]

When my dog sits and stays I give her a biscuit. Still waiting for my biscuit from the government.

[@unmitigatedgall8732]

Y'all might have a bit of a wait on your hands... I'm not an American, but isn't this largely true of gov't in general?? Hurry up and wait.

[@ronaldpoe3305]

Looks like ole j biden already snatched your biscuit. Sorry pal.

[@seedsoflove7684]

@@ronaldpoe3305 Lets Go Brandon! JB sux. This vet would be a better president. Heck, a FROG would make a better president. What happened to "the best is yet to come"? Cmon man!

[@seedsoflove7684]

I dont want a biscuit. I want my freedom!

[@erikawilliams9558]

If they did you probably wouldn't take it

[@catherinesineath2073]

The sign "having cats in the house is like living with art that throws up on the carpet" is spot on. My sister has 4 cats and this is so true. By the way, from time to time I have to babysit the little imps. 2 of them are okay, but younger 2 are monsters.

[@melaniereese5226]

I couldn't stop laughing! I absolutely love the sense of humor...what a great way to brighten people's days.

[@navret1707]

“Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect”. Sign on an Asheville, NC body shop.

[@marylynnlawson5540]

Yep! I have two chihuahuas... sometimes I have no idea what they barking at!! Silly, silly

[@janelightning73]

Squirrels

[@WarmFuzzyVibes]

Well ..my cat woke me up this morning in the dark and she was hissing at nothing. Looking at the doorway like she was scared. Nothing there. That got me awake for awhile.

[@daimosori]

now you know that it's they are probably barking at a tree that had fallen down 500 miles away :)

[@TheBaumcm]

Mine would bark from under the covers if he heard the others barking. I had no idea what they were barking at and neither did he.

[@stevenwilson879]

Genius. And hysterical. BTW, I don't have a doorbell. My dog let's me know when guests arrive. Every time.

[@joycedavis9996]

…or when a leaf falls…the wind blows…someone walks by our house while on the next block…just because…

[@stevenwilson879]

@@joycedavis9996 She noticed your comment and barked at it. She's a good girl. Very attentive.

[@gabrielagarciamayagoitia1599]

Dr. Wimmer does it again....great sense of humour. Thanks Doc, I feel better already and I didn't need to take 2 aspirin. Again....respect to the Doc.

[@evamariesneed-rodriguez7047]

I would love to meet the Doc . . . Maybe she could shed some light on my cat's attititude..😹

[@ronfullerton3162]

@@evamariesneed-rodriguez7047 It is a cat is all that you should need to know. I saw a debate about flat earth theory. The flat earther was asked if he believed that cats existed which he answered yes. He was told if you believe cats exist, you have to concede that the earth is round. If the earth was flat, cats would of pushed everything over the edge by now.

[@evamariesneed-rodriguez7047]

@@ronfullerton3162 😂

[@ronfullerton3162]

@@evamariesneed-rodriguez7047 I about died laughing. And the poor old flat earther had a big look of confusion on his face. It was a fun watch.

[@mikoto7693]

Well done Ron, you made me laugh.

[@delana6463]

Just had to say thank you for the smiles and belly laughs.

[@mosesmom]

Lol, I would take my fur babies to this veterinarian in a minute 🤣

[@bigtruck57h25]

Our dogs are our early warning system, God help you if you ring the doorbell. These were hilarious thank you for sharing.

[@jtpaar1732]

Don't know who came up with this signage, but it's some of the best!

[@TimberwolfC14]

Glad to see I'm not the only one with dog's with the ability of detecting you putting a pill in their food 0:02 from 4 room's away.

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

With one of our dogs, we put Gravy on the pill. The Pill was spat out, and it was perfectly clean. He got all of the Gravy off of it, somehow.

[@chevychase3103]

True that!

[@loripeters3133]

I absolutely LOVED 🥰 this! Some were funny 😆, some were punny 😉, and some were dad jokes 🥸! My face was getting a little sore from laughing 😂. 🌻💜

[@michaellyons5208]

Great to see the hometown getting views. I drive past them nearly everyday. Always fun. Thanks.

[@lindabuck2777]

Well YOU at least start your day out right! What a treat! I know you appreciate it!🙏🏻❤️

[@SafiaGray]

When a sock gets lost in the dryer, two hangers appear in the closet. It’s a law of nature.

[@ZippedUpKitz]

I wonder how many accidents this guy has caused with his signs? Seriously…. Some of these are down right hilarious … I would have to pull over from the laughing fits… if I could still drive…

[@purebride8600]

It’s a female Veternarian in my hometown of Westminster Maryland. They are funny!

[@dragondancer1814]

@@purebride8600 I thought this was in that area!

[@gailgreenberg6953]

This video just broke me up. I couldn't stop laughing out loud. Wonderful!

[@kp4949]

I was laughing literally out loud on most of these. Thank you for the laughs....🤣🤣🤣

[@JustADogLover396]

My mom and I have a thing where everyday we send each other funny things. Things like this video, so once or twice a week I'll go through one of these videos or on a bored panda website and screen shot the hilarious ones. I screenshotted almost all of these lol, my mom will love them all, thank you.

[@Masterchief68]

A wonderful bright spot to my day, reading these signs!

[@debbiejennings9040]

I could hardly read them since I had tears in my eyes from laughing! 😂😂😂😂

[@ImHappyToBeHereToo]

I want to take all my cats to this vet. The entire staff is probably the best!

[@unclestubs8377]

This stuff is comedy gold!

[@thetooginator153]

I disagree with the “cats never apologize” sign. I startled my cat once and he hit me on the forehead. He immediately went outside, and came back five minutes later to rub his face against my legs and hands, which he almost never does out of nowhere like that. He was CLEARLY apologizing.

[@geraldfrost4710]

Nope. He wasn't apologizing. He was saying that he still loves you, even though you were wrong.

[@thetooginator153]

@@geraldfrost4710 - I like your theory! It makes sense! I was certainly careful not to startle him after that!

[@dmcloren]

He was saying, "you're still gonna feed me, right?" 😸

[@Rams8148]

Your cat would kill and eat you if he could....

[@dmcloren]

@@Rams8148 Why would they do that?

[@texasstardust6010]

What a GLORIOUS AND FABULOUS sense of humour! This showed up on my feed, and it's something that could be " addictive ". But in a good way .... " Lets see what Vet Lynn has to say ".... 🙂😁😄👏🏻... I especially liked the one abut " 2021... I will need to see Terms and Conditions before agreeing..... " If seeing these doesn't make you smile or laugh .... check yourself. Lol.

[@claudiamiller7730]

Love the sense of wit here..and can y’all truly understand just how many letters are needed to create signs like this, without running out of that last “e” or “n” for the final word???

[@dmcloren]

They must have a lot of sets of letters!!

[@elainemartin5522]

These signs were terrific!!! Really enjoyed this video!! Thank you!

[@bettyhood2096]

Thanks for making my day. All those about cats sure fit mine.

[@sandidaugherty.engele2670]

Love the funny sign! Thanks for the giggles!

[@astridlynden4589]

Thank you for posting. A feel good event.

[@timeforthinkers7418]

This is just what the doctor ordered ! ! ! HILARIOUS! Many thanks, you've no idea how badly I needed this. Great sense of humor. As others said here, I can relate to so many of these. LOL! I have 2 dogs & I never know exactly how many cats. I do TNR but some don't get the "R" part. Right now I'm caring for 16 on a regular basis, but sometimes I feed 22 or so. Only 5 are truly mine. The rest are moochers which I still love. It's staying more reliably around 16 as I've spayed all but 1 female (& neutered all but 2 or so males). She's extremely skiddish and, try as I may, I can't trap her. She also has a useless hind leg from a bad break but since I've not been able to trap her I can't get her to the vet. Mercifully, she has had only 1 litter and only 1 of her kittens survived beyond 2 months. They are as wary as mom. Hope springs eternal - one day I will catch her. THANK YOU to this vet and all the others who lovingly care for our beloved furry friends/children. PS. Would someone please clue us in on where this wonderful vet practices her comedy routine (on her sign)? Many thanks.

[@leewillers4621]

What a wonderful sense of humor! If i lived there I would take all of my animals to her.

[@WarmFuzzyVibes]

Love the funny quotes. I could read this all day and just laugh all day!

[@helenmilchling368]

Love that the Vet is here in MD. Very fun but had to mute the music

[@rachaelfeather9189]

I want this vet for my dogs, sadly I think Carroll county may be too far to travel from Tenerife! Going to share this with the world 😊

[@williamwhite2113]

"if 2020 was a drink it would be a colonoscopy prep" Truer words were never spoken 😆

[@ChosenJulia]

If I could move to Carroll county and drive past this vet clinic I would never suffer with depression, God. bless you Lynn you are an angel in my book! ❤

[@Cassxowary]

That’s not how it works... I laughed at all of these and am happy sometimes and surprise, still have depression... it’s not sadness. It’s not a passing mood.

[@larrysmith1568]

I don't know who comes up with this but it is very wise stuff.

[@elizabethtorres6069]

I must confess, for I am a Procoffeinator.. Oh, excuse me coffee is ready! ☕

[@beattie2698]

So funny - cheered me up no end. Thanks for the great humour. Just the tonic we need.

[@elizabethsohler6516]

These were wonderful! Does the good Dr. come up with them all herself? If you ever get tired of cats, you might have a different calling. Then again no-one gets tired of cats. We wouldn't dare!

[@neridaneuman9534]

Thank you so much for the laughs. I needed that.

[@robertandrews7441]

I don’t need the door bell. But my dog is only right less than half the time. She has a vivid imagination

[@tebelshaw9486]

Probably hears other stuff we humans can't

[@ronaldpoe3305]

Looks like there may be many of us out there that needs several of those squats per day. Never hurt you.

[@JohnSmith-ft2tw]

Somebody hire this person, and bring back Burma Shave.

[@ohgary]

Hey, good news! Burma shave is back, promoting the new Jurassic Park movie. No road signs, though. Just TV ads…

[@adeletaylor6143]

Does that make 2021 a colonoscopy? Because that seems about right

[@da6885]

Turned out that way, didn't it?

[@haroldwilkes6608]

By Roto-Rooter...

[@dmcloren]

Lol! "Up yours" ( I heard it exclaim as it drove out of sight....) OK, I may be up too late. Again.

[@watchingcorruption295]

Every time a chihuahua barks ,an angel gets his wings .I haven't seen the sun in weeks😳

[@outdoorsywoman1976]

This vet is just down the street from where I am took my dog Ollie there and they were great with him before he passed

[@tebelshaw9486]

🐕💔😪🌈

[@marigeobrien]

Very funny. I love the ones that came from 2020 and I especially like the door bell/dog owner. That's one advantage to having a dog. You ALWAYS know when someone's at the door (they reserve a special bark for that.)

[@brendapartin1159]

Some of the best I've ever seen 😅😂🤣🤣

[@spaceflight1019]

I get all of my granddad jokes here...

[@ronfullerton3162]

So many of the old timers when I grew could pop these one liners out all the time. Sure wish that I had written them all down.

[@doctyler3920]

I train my cats like dogs, nothing scarier then a cat that barks at intruders. ;)

[@stanmcconnell9474]

Great line. It made my morning Thanks.

[@akablonded]

Thanks for the laugh of the AM! (My dog agrees. The cat is still considering options ...)

[@oldgypsytap]

Another "Word Lover"!!!! Lucky people who work with her! Made my day.

[@klausolekristiansen2960]

Funny humor is the best kind of humor.

[@Murphis55]

Wish that vet lived near me or me near them. Great sense of humor.

[@margareth1504]

These are too good to miss.

[@neindanke3916]

Rover🐕 may be in the clover, ☘️🍀☘️ *but the cat's where it's at!* 🐈‍⬛❤😊

[@laurab391]

That's my neighborhood!! Yep, I see these signs all the time. They are great.

[@colinmccarthy7921]

When I was young,I remember a saying,which was this:-,”Hot Dogs and Cool Cats”. This referred to the Young People of the day..

[@dougreynolds2813]

some of these had me laughing out loud, i have a cat and two large dogs living here; so i relate to a lot of these. just subscribed

[@lindabuck2777]

Oh you mean where some have black in their fur or white, and with ALL your clothes one or the other shows greatly?!?! Those??? Lol no chance of looking less fuzzy! Yeah-stock in rollers helps!😝🙏🏻❤️why cant their hair go into the hole of the universe like socks?!?! 😂

[@michaelgraham5934]

Very very entertaining. Of course any time animals are interjected in just about anything it makes me smile!!@

[@kathynelson1709]

I loved each and every one of them good to laugh

[@flowerdalejewel]

Absolutely spot on sense of humour 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrismayer3919]

WHAT BRILLIANT GENIUS KEEPS COMING UP WITH THESE ZINGERS??? I WANT NAMES!!! 😂

[@KTBEverlasting]

This might actually be the Happiest place on Earth

[@yichen4398]

Funniest I’ve ever seen like ever is” we r gone fishing 🎣 school out!!!!”

[@0623kaboom]

now those were great ... definately going to share this with my friends list ... they all could use a laugh or 12 too

[@micheleparker8123]

Out of all the videos about funny signs that I've seen, this is the best!! Thanks for posting!😂

[@autumncutegirl]

Hilarious 😂 If my ceiling fan held humans i would never be board again. Funny bc when I was a kid I use to swing from the chandelier. 😂😂

[@dabear2438]

The signs are hilarious, but my dog says the music sucks. My dog is always right.

[@WarmFuzzyVibes]

No! I liked the music! I don't believe you.

[@kayknaup2917]

These are all hilarious!!!

[@Peg-ee5ei]

That did more than make me crack a smile. I was laughing my fool head off!!! 😁😄🙃😁😄🙃😆🤣😄🙃 I liked and subscribed. 👍

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

[@DawnMK2023]

We should all be allowed to start the day screaming. Get that crap out early to enjoy the rest of the day. (And help the neighbors wake to enjoy the sunrise)

[@mog-gyveroneill2500]

7:30 Also (origin :UK : Mogz Wordz) : Procras - TEA - nation...the act of avoiding doing chores by putting the kettle on again for another cuppa..

[@russellgilbert3453]

Ya'll is just too clever. 👏 👏 👏

[@barbaralucero2772]

More, please!!

[@tomsmith5216]

Dr. Lynn Wimmer is awesome!

[@camillewing656]

I love this person's mind!!!