Local genius tries making a teddy bear kit for 8 year olds (it is very ugly)

[@Faline_San]

Name the teddy bear below, the one with most likes gets to be his godparent 💃🏻🍷

[@pumpkin5282]

Sid or Bobby ✨

[@anariomario]

G E R T

[@shrimplyaster]

bobert joe the fifth

[@anariomario]

Fal's pal

[@elim.288]

Joe Mama

[@that7340]

"He's kinda ugly but he's mine" thats the cutest thing I have ever heard.

[@stolencinnamon6230]

@Silverblaze 💀

[@SWEETHEART27997]

@Silverblaze PLZ😭

[@lostsummertxt]

Time stamp ?

[@that7340]

@@lostsummertxt 7:34

[@lostsummertxt]

@@that7340 thanks

[@idontknow_whattowritesooo130]

Her mother's laugh at the finished product tho she ain't even gonna hide it

[@tavarshia3122]

Her laugh made me laugh - and that person with the pixel profile on the phone call.

[@Mariri.X0X0]

loll

[@fortressonahill5860]

lol

[@veona599]

@@tavarshia3122 It's Fal's brother

[@Hannah-ug8gy]

Project 863 🙌🏽

[@pythondoesstuff5722]

I think one of the reasons why this channel is so addicting is because she treats the camera as a friend and a lot of the things that is in the videos is what you would do to a friend, due to which as audience we feel more connected to her than other youtubers who narrate from scripts, nothing wrong in that, just an opinion

[@atemar1a]

u worded this perfectly ive been Wondering lately why im so engaged in faline's vids, more than any other youtuber. my attention span is short, and i like that i don't have to pay too much attention because she's just being silly but in the best way! and i guess what you said about her treating the camera like a friend is what connects to the silliness part, its just so comfortable and easy to watch

[@notactiveatm]

When the world needed her the most she returned with a teddy kit edit: thanks for the likes :) EDITTT: it’s been a year but I would like to update that I started playing genshin ( a couple months ago ) so yeeeeaaaahhh

[@brayngames7423]

Y E S

[@Mercyyyii]

Yes.

[@eenaarts]

HERE BEFORE IT BLOWS UP LMAO Edit: i was here when it had 15 likes :] and now it has 69

[@deninin]

unrelated but love you pfp Noelle is best girl

[@samang0]

Nice pfp

[@han6164]

Faline is literally gonna traumatise kids with it.

[@malustars]

@Anna ♪ ?

[@addi6765]

@@malustars it's a bot

[@marialindell9874]

598/599 likes

[@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63]

As she should 😩

[@GINSHOTGUN]

As she should

[@fugdesoare]

3:07 DID YOU JUST... LICK THE NEEDLE INSTEAD OF THE THREAD??!? i'm cryingg 😭😭

[@mellow-today]

LMAO

[@hilol6969sus]

I-

[@junkofzckingenoshima]

BAHAHHAHA

[@Shikari-666a2]

😨

[@sirbiscocho4181]

"Oh no- Oh, it's becoming triangle." what a true asian, she somehow made the head like a rice dumpling

[@nittynotkitty]

Mission failed successfully

[@ethandriessen5565]

Why do I feel like eating a bagel?

[@pwuddingsprinklez]

@@ethandriessen5565 omg same lmao-

[@emily-oe5yg]

@@ethandriessen5565 Be a true Asian, eat a rice dumpling.

[@loganiushere]

@@pwuddingsprinklez me too just bought bagels yesterday

[@haileyiummmm4120]

faline is a true artist a digital artist, a diamond painter and now a teddy bear maker

[@acelurre]

Next, she will create a clay sculpture of herself with extreme detail and speed.

[@adamashraf1722]

She proved her supremacy and we’ll just peasants that is witnessing the birth of something beautiful

[@Seraphyyx]

dont forget she is a professional slime maker

[@driving.me.crazy_]

very true

[@driving.me.crazy_]

@@Seraphyyx very

[@sumitaparamanik4426]

Falline: blurs the cutter Also falline: presents a traumatizing teddy bear

[@goodolryuko9673]

Faline is now mastering the art of teddy bear creating.. *True legend*

[@baronbestie5886]

@Anna ♪ Anna, wtf are u doing here, go back to Arindale

[@yysll3]

@Anna ♪ You k girl?

[@ragnarrr0]

@Anna ♪ poop

[@hansthepotato5892]

From slime making to teddy bear making, Faline is unmatched in her limitless creativity and craftsmanship.

[@Rafamation]

sometimes a little more creativity than craftsmanship

[@reyphobic]

@@Rafamation truth

[@tipsyGn0stalg1c]

That's how we all found her. I found her on her videos saying how channels traced her art and I looked at the rest of her videos and somehow I'm subscribed.

[@asmaasaad1757]

And still calls herself a teen with no life skills,she’s a true a material girl

[@Judy_moody1]

To smoothie

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

2 years and Faline’s vibe hasn’t changed one bit

[@kamilasr216]

"It's kind of ugly, but it's mine"- my mom when she introduces me.

[@maddiiiiii380]

LMAO U DESERVE AN AWARD

[@fallen.petals8828]

well that escalated quickly

[@ireneding]

THIS MADE ME FALL OFF MY BED HSHSHSJSHSJSH

[@notnotani]

HAHAAAA

[@MANDY_NOT_HANDY_THE_DANDY]

Bah - .. ha… ha.. so funny.. 🙃

[@marwairfan5038]

As someone who has cross stiched and made doll and teddy bear clothes since the age of 7, I have to say this teddy bear is a masterpiece. I mean, it's not perfect, but so wasn't I when I first started. Tbh, Saline deserves an award for making such a beautiful teddy bear.

[@oo8962]

Saline 😭😭

[@strawberryuri]

LMAO SALINE I- tbh she really is a lifesaver

[@aperson6463]

Saline isnt that a chemical

[@zainagullkhan]

saline? as in the solution for contacts..?-

[@mustang4636]

@@aperson6463 saltwater dummy

[@shenlanzhou3103]

"Improvise, think outside the box. It's about drive, it's about power, stay hungry." Very wise words from Faline-San.

[@MryMocha]

My name suggestion is Janus and here's why: 1. It is a cool, unique name (how many Janus have you met?) 2.Janus was a Roman god (intimidates everyone within a 500km radius) 3. Janus (the god) had 2 faces (a refrence to the eye placement) Thank you for coming to my Ted(dy) talk (Edit: I did it. Can I now rest in peace?) (Edit2: Dang it, the name is Gert)

[@i_use_the_internet8030]

Hugh Janus. Perfect name.

[@la912]

It's also the villian in Chrono Trigger

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

Don't you mean Teddy talk?

[@SenthilKumar-hi4oc]

well I'm not a Janus but a Janu lmaooo

[@MryMocha]

@@themasterprocrastinator4933 how dare you be smarter than me in my own comment

[@anariomario]

"hey faline what's your favourite colour?" fal: as someone who got straight As in IGCSE exams i think-

[@myotooo]

Not green

[@ioannouu]

Green

[@lav1476]

Green😻💅🏻💋

[@alizamartinez9921]

Green

[@gurkyblurg1177]

lime green

[@Justcallmecreator]

I love the fact that Faline calls children by "It's"✨

[@mina.draws.sometimes]

I mean who doesn’t-

[@khairunnisaasmaulya1869]

Faline: I am not much of a crocheter Also Faline: *shows picture of knitter*

[@WhenInDoubt_GoWithCat]

I have never been more offended and disappointed all at the same time 😔

[@raymanthegayman1936]

@@WhenInDoubt_GoWithCat my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@Greenteaxoxo2524]

I thought I, as a crocheter, was the only one who noticed that

[@creek._.pawz00]

THEY ARE LEGIT THE OPPOSITE AS A CROCHETER MYSELF THIS IS VERY TRIGGERING

[@onegrapefruitlover]

Her mom's laugh is so authentic and wholesome

[@aratusingtheinternet]

We need to see more of Faline’s mom and Faline himself. I really like their mother-daughter relationship!

[@jadehoundz]

Himself should be themselves :]

[@aratusingtheinternet]

@@jadehoundz well didn’t they say that they go by any pronouns

[@jadehoundz]

@@aratusingtheinternet Yeah, themselves is used for all genders, and himself is used for mostly the male gender.

[@shiiro_kuro]

Abraham Lincoln?!?!!

[@ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@@jadehoundz as someone who uses all pronouns, if someone were to only use "themselves" that's only using they/them. if someone says they use all pronouns, then it means all pronouns, whether it be he, she, they, xe, or any other. so correcting someone and saying they should use "themselves" instead of "himself" for someone who uses all pronouns defeats the point of the person using all pronouns /nm /gen

[@tweefuck633]

i did something similar for a school project around when i was like 15-ish. we had to make these plushies for first graders based off what they drew and mine... drew spongebob and we were literally given a month for the whole project. yeah anyways i got pneumonia during the project and had to take like at least a week off school and then i fell extremely behind on everything else so the spongebob fell by the wayside until like a week before it was due where i stayed like 6 hours over when we were supposed to go home for a couple of weeks just to work on the plush until i gave it to him and the arm fell off within 10 minutes. overall i think i got a c on the project although honestly any grade would've been a victory to me. my teacher banned "characters that already exist" from the project for future years so now everyone who does it has to draw out EVERYTHING based off of a 7 year old's OC, guaranteeing nightmares for both the stressed out teenagers and the traumatized children lmao

[@lowercase_ash]

fhshskfksj I love this lol

[@tweefuck633]

@@lowercase_ash lmaoo yeah. literally forgot about it until this month where on like some screensaver thing my mom has on her laptop, a picture of the absolute hellspawn known as the spongebob toy i made just showed up

[@lowercase_ash]

@@tweefuck633 ajsksk I love it more, omg

[@venusflytrap8079]

what class was this?😭 i plan on taking it

[@tweefuck633]

@@venusflytrap8079 it was an engineering class lmaooo none of my other projects were like this outside of the fact they were all horribly time crunched. if u happen to somehow go to the same high school as me, avoid it like the plague lol

[@leirumf5476]

As someone who makes plushies for a hobby... I understand the pain.

[@Starry_Tones]

"I gave my Teddy bear a full 360 view of the world" And trauma, you- you gave him trauma He and the immortal snail will probably join forces to conspire against you

[@wayababaya]

yes

[@veneetaparay836]

10/10. he's not damaged, he's just got character

[@akuadarku1080]

16:58 *They're laughing so hard that the device can't even take it*

[@kinalee5932]

Honestly - a fabric like this is definitely not beginner friendly. Plus, the instructions sounded not clear at all, especially for something that a 8 year old supposed to understand. I think you did good for someone who has no experience at all! Also, that was very entertaining to watch, I love your sense of humour.

[@dxWizardx]

Randomly found this channel and it's chaotic energy is amazing.

[@honnyalannya2706]

Same

[@rtierra]

Faline is pure chaotic energy. Welcome.

[@rubenspits956]

This cures depression for real

[@lastnamefirstname2390]

Glad I'm not the only one.

[@Cyntopica]

Sameee

[@madlade]

Her humor just hits me the right way that I literally laugh so hard I cry

[@cottonwillow2820]

I haven’t even watched the video and I already know how maniacal and insane it will be to assemble a model that is drenched in tiny brown strings.

[@cottonwillow2820]

@Anna ♪ Anna,wtf?

[@tijuelvr8732]

you're back after explaining how you would defeat a snail

[@aratusingtheinternet]

Because she went out and did it

[@asshhhieee]

Iconic

[@aftermidnights13]

13:50 that pic scared me more than the teddy bear

[@craftqueen8118]

ROASTED

[@TrexlI]

Faline San’s mom is so damn wholesome bru

[@gamabunta4067]

@Anna ♪ anna wth u doing here

[@TrexlI]

@Anna ♪ never gonna give u up

[@elwickawicka]

Ah yes.. Here comes Faline introducing us to one of her many talents yet again

[@AutumnSevai]

Faline's mom's laughter will forever haunt my dreams :)

[@solarssolstice]

Faline: "I get straight A's" What Faline does in her free time: *creates a nightmare teddy bear*

[@aidanfleming3088]

This video gives me that smile you give to your 7 year old cousin for making something for the first time. The kind you have to give when complimenting it for 5 minutes saying "thats such a good bear" and " You must have put a lot of effort into such a magnificent stuffed animal" when the bear actually looks like Sid from ice age if he died all his hair brown and gained weight.

[@aidanfleming3088]

Nevermind. I made this comment before the eye fell off. It looks like you took fur three black beads and rolled everything up in a ball and just called that the head

[@mayisonline6115]

@@aidanfleming3088 stop roasting jerry 😕

[@clemenventura6667]

​@mayisonline No, it's true

[@Winterrchxletyt]

At the start, when you made the head, my brain was like: “Oh wait thats kinda cute! What could POSSIBLY go wrong? But the end..the bear was..how should I put this? AMAzING OMG I COULD NEVER- FAL, YOU ARE *TOO GREAT AND TALENTED FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.*

[@anuhuhu]

“GO INTO THE HOLE” “that’s what she said hehe” Best line

[@FlyingWonderGirl]

As someone who sews, the materials set you up to fail from the beginning. Can’t see how this was ever sold 🤦🏻‍♀️ you did the best you could!

[@Dr_Sunshine222]

Literally! Those scraps were way too little, no sewing gap so it was bound to be too small flipped!

[@serberusu]

"i gave my teddy bear a 360 view of the world " i am losing my mind

[@xoyadas7389]

This fucking made my day. I was not having an overly happy day but when I watched this video I laughed so much through out. It was beautiful. I love Faline.

[@i.c.4406]

same

[@39htsne]

me too she is pure comedy

[@tiffanylimyixuanmoe2381]

No need to use so much fusstops

[@gborbe8342]

Faline should narrate nature documentaries. 10/10 would watch.

[@m.i7211]

Agreed

[@azure_angel3967]

At this point she could record anything, and I would watch it, she has great humour

[@ananya.09]

I SWEAR YOUR GOING TO REACH 1 MIL BEFORE THE END OF 2022

[@megurumii]

Me watching this as someone who likes fabric crafts and also crochets: *INTERESTING* but fr tho, she did great for a beginner handling this kit since fuzzy fabrics are annoying to work with since they shed a lot 🙄 anyways her contents are *truly legendary*

[@fuzzygoldfish]

Yeah, working with fuzzy fabrics (especially slick ones like this!) is a real pain. I've only done it a couple of times myself and I now mostly stick to fleece! It's especially impressive when you pause and look at the instructions, which are terrible.

[@fuzzygoldfish]

@@sewpungyow5154 I have no idea at all. Whip stitch really seems like a better call here.

[@kittenmimi5326]

@@sewpungyow5154 cos the toy company doesnt know sht about stitching XD

[@meeshapande]

Ah, Yes. a normal day for Faline where she knits a teddy bear and asks for her friend's validation

[@allystyles7805]

i was eating extremely spicy noodles and like i was fine with them. UNTIL i literally laughed so hard the spice somehow went into my nose and it's been burning so bad for the past 10 mins thank you faline love you

[@anonymousbrooks8194]

Poor Quasimodo bear brought into this world out of love, only to be laughed and mocked at. But underneath that unearthly exterior is a teddy bear with 360 vision.

[@kishuu7724]

breaking news: Chinese/ Malaysian teenager with adhd makes a teddy bear with sheer talent.

[@isabellakim5940]

"He's kinda ugly, but he's mine" is something my dad has definitely said when I was born.

[@Im_Erino]

I literally laughed my bum off watching this. Good job Faline, I bet I would do worse 😃

[@parinika8569]

I have an exam tomorrow, but I'd rather watch Faline traumatize kids with her teddy kit than study.

[@rainearnstowski7049]

How did your test go? 👀

[@thederpyfish8365]

Hehe my exams finished today:D

[@lolhi3981]

OMG ME TOO

[@safamohammed9620]

How are you

[@parinika8569]

@@rainearnstowski7049 It went really well sorry for replying so late, I never get notifs from yt -_-

[@nameless_ben__]

Fal I hope you know that this video made me literally start choking. I'm not even joking you made me laugh so hard that I started choking on my soda

[@aadhirasantosh9102]

"We've done two of the hands, We're donewith the head and now all that's left is the legs and the body" I knew it. I knew we were eventually gonna mass witness Faline doing murder

[@feirlyn]

This channel is godsent, the comedy is just perfect almost feeling as if I'm watching myself sleep deprived trying to make conversations

[@silly.billy.introvert]

there are 3 types of friends when you fail the one who just laughs and doesn't stop: the one who doesn't understand how the heck you failed: and the one that tries to make you feel better:

[@Rose-rq4xg]

The parent review was the best thing ever. Help me I am actually crying with laughter. It is still so so SO much better than what I could ever do. I’d probably sew the head on backwards or something 🤣

[@lepidopterousinsect.299]

Another masterpiece to add to your list of achievements. Bravo!

[@weirdpotato7097]

Faline : *shows the.. monstrous creature she created* Her mom : *anime villain laughter*

[@nikaerystavi4894]

Faline: can 8 year olds even hold a needle? *My 7 year old brother who has chased me with a knife multiple times for looking at his christmas wishlist*: I can do more..

[@givememychickennuggetsback1208]

Goddamn I love that kid

[@tiffanylimyixuanmoe2381]

​@@givememychickennuggetsback1208it was a toy plastic knife for his birthday

[@anoukier]

i came for the teenager making slime, laughed at the teenager making rice dumplings, but the teenager making a teddy bear is what i stayed for.

[@beetroot4798]

I'm glad your just a KZbinr and not an Architect.

[@KrismasDay]

Faline: *angrily* GET INTO THE HOLE Yeah, that explains sewing in a nutshell, tbh

[@tamsindave]

"some people like to decorate their teddy bears differently; i gave my teddy bear a full 360 of the world" BEAHHAHAHA

[@User-jl9xh]

I haven’t seen anyone say this so I’ll say it, I really appreciate how she blurred out the exacto knife when she was opening the box, so thank you.

[@zappythescrappy]

I could just imagine when she gives this bear to future generations in her family it would be the first time they swear. They would just see this abomination and just say “What the fuck?” PS, Bear’s name is Filipe.

[@green_plum]

We love a talented queen. 😌

[@RatEyes5119]

@Anna ♪ why anna of all things

[@birdofnegativespace111]

At the end, I was laughing so hard that I started sobbing. I shed so many tears that my yearly supply of tears is spend now. It's the beginning of January. This teddy bear will be the reason why my dried out hag heart won't be able to cry if anything sad happens.

[@Domjom04]

The friend laughing all the way is such a vibe for us viewers

[@atlotl]

LMAO THE TEDDY BEAR COMBUSTED INTO PIECES IS BEAUTIFUL

[@wayababaya]

it's been so long since i genuinely laughed 😭 thank u faline

[@o0ghost0o42]

The teddy bear needs to become the mascot of Faline’s channel

[@elfstereo.3033]

this is going to sound weird, but thank you for covering the blade up, I have mental health issues, and usually seeing things like blades trigger me to bad memories, so thank you, Faline San~!

[@LordOfElysium]

I noticed that too! Felt weirdly validating lol

[@dog-kc5sj]

4:57

[@dog-kc5sj]

5:59 6:01

[@dog-kc5sj]

6:43

[@dog-kc5sj]

7:13

[@natapatamepatata]

16:52 IM CRYING MY STOMACH HURTS PLS

[@MeharSingh-uc1fh]

Name him Axoteddle - cause he's part of the axolotle family now and he's a teddy

[@lepidopterousinsect.299]

Taking into note the amazing morality, humility and LOVE for children Faline would definitely not use this to terrorize children with it.

[@edwardoribiana4673]

6:45 Faline San: what knots? Me: DEEZ NU-

[@marquisjames2183]

Your mother's reaction was the greatest! I could not stop laughing! 🤣🤣

[@veaara]

Its alright to fail making a teddy bear, I did so once and the finished product didn't go well- but you did your best so that matters most faline :D you made my day better with this video :)

[@TamaseiTobari]

The friends review part got me laughing so much it hurt. The bear is perfect, I am so glad he will be making an appearence in my nightnmares from now on.

[@ellyxtiz]

13:00 Yeah! we have those over here in Brazil, we call those "Ariranhas" and most of South America has them.

[@plutopandey5876]

Real superheroes don't wear capes.... They come to kill your boredom with a teddy bear kit

[@Kceyy]

I was laughing so hard when you revealed the teddy bear I couldn't breathe for like 20 seconds

[@phoenixlmao]

this is all especially funny to me bcuz my mom taught me how to sew when i was 8, so the whole "can 8 y/os even hold a needle? can they read??" is very entertaining lol

[@deepshikhaa7676]

16:37 Why does he look like chicken nuggets fused together- 😭😭

[@User-kn7ym]

8:51 why did u flipped us off without us knowing

[@callmekc9793]

The queen has returned to bless us with her content!

[@Jantazo]

Faline has now entered her grandma stage, its only a matter of time before she becomes too powerful

[@remuslupinschocolatestash7464]

i watched this video like last year i think…and decided to again cuz...im kinda obsessed with your channel at the moment🫢 ...butttttt gert is gonna be 1 year old in 2 days🥹 so happy early birthday to him since i’ll probably forget by the time it rolls around dear gert, i hope…that you’re still alive and doing well(as well as u can be…considering your owner is…um….) your legendary birth will never be forgotten😌

[@remuslupinschocolatestash7464]

so i actually realised this the day i posted this(but a few hours later) and wanted to correct myself but kept forgettinggg-💀🤦🏻‍♀️ anyyways gert's birthday is most likely not today(yeS it's the 29th aLready now...its been 2 days) but earlier...maybe even the day i wrote this- 2 days ago bC it somehow slipped my mind that videos need eDiTing and tiMe to produce ...anyway im spending too much time/attention on an inanimate object's birthday so byeee (and i actually remembered plus kept it on my mind since i wrote "i'll probably forget" lol)

[@feijaocomarroz2846]

Don't worry, Faline...he's unique and that's all

[@riri89927]

that bear looks so cute yet so disturbing, I love it

[@michaelguerrero2632]

I have never been so happy about a recommended video for the longest time, I'm literally going to binge ur videos now, hope I regret it.

[@luiitte]

LMAOO I DIDNT READ THE TITLE AND THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH CHICKEN NUGGETS😭😭😭🐥🐥🐥

[@BB-cx4bp]

Faline about to tie the ribbon around the teddy bear. Me watching closely Her: strangles the teddy and adds effects Me: *wheezing intensifies*

[@strwberri541]

20:16 STOPPP 💀

[@VioletKitty-]

😭😭😭😭💀💀💀✋✋✋

[@justjames4]

I think the doll looks cute! Even though your teddy bear is crumpled, I hope you are proud of your creation.

[@notaweeb7015]

This is the most chaotic sewing video I'll ever watch and I'm here for it

[@midnight7862]

"I've never been much of a crocheter" **Shows picture of Knitting**

[@vennquilla347]

The laugh at 4:51 was absolutely everything for me