LOCAL SPEEDRUNNER NEEDS IRON - Minecraft Animation

hey y'all, I had this idea in the back of my head after getting comments about what it would be like for speedrunners if the upgraded iron golem was added to the game, I finally decided to go through with it. I'm really happy with how this turned out and I hope you enjoy it, thanks for all the support.
music: Bobby Cole - Trance Music for Racing Game
seed and coordinates for the village if you're curious:
-2502279204673695296
large biomes
/tp 2150 ~ -13570
made in Blender 2.92
edited in DaVinci Resolve 17

[@TFanPage101]

"I am a speed runner you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by AH!" "Puny speed runner"

[@TFanPage101]

I'm not surprised I'm not the only one who also quoted it in the comments. Don't mean to spam but I love that moment

[@okamithewanderingwolf172]

The words of a true bard

[@godworthy_1138]

I would never have thought to make a response like that.

[@flyingdorito5035]

Wow did not expect to see you here

[@maxtube444]

Wow another TF fan on a MC animation

[@chillycarlson3477]

"Puny Speed Runner." -Iron Golem, probably.

[@Lethal_Spoon]

stolen or like-minded

[@devingodat5975]

?

[@thejakepeanutchannel]

AVENGERS REFERENCE! You just made my day

[@Lethal_Spoon]

@@devingodat5975 I take it you've never watch a Marvel movie?

[@guardiansentry4591]

Damn it not only did you say exactly what I was thinking but you said it even better than I ever could

[@muttproductions2536]

Dream: "You can't get me up here!" Iron Golem: "I fail to see how that is my problem."

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

He missed the part where it's his problem

[@IronGolemShorts]

It was a Problem for me

[@julianofmemes9289]

Actually, an iron golem’s arm could reach his legs on a 3 block tower in real Minecraft. From what I’ve seen from golems flinging mobs. And that is is actually possible for it to grab his leg. Because it has clasps, the reason why it can hold flowers for villagers.

[@Creeper-ut7xr]

👍

[@TeamColorSquad]

In java it is kinda unable to reach 3 block tall player, but i think i remember in bedrock edition the golem somehow hit me when i was 3 blocks tall

[@__En__]

Idk how they have about the same reach as a player horizontally but when you go up suddenly you have more reach and they can't hit you even though they had longer arms the whole time

[@thisismadness1827]

canon iron golem: The most basic fucking hop ever. Actually, no, dawg, RAISES ARMS. RAISES SHOULDER BLADES.

[@unknownspino]

100 likes and 4 replies? Let me fix that

[@snekhuman]

i like how the speed run music just emanates from him, like the last thing you hear as an enderman is the music getting louder and louder

[@AwakenedHero227]

Oh god he approaches

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

the “speed runner”

[@sjcaljames]

Only read this if u want to i just wanted to reply this I made it long oof if u dont like this reply then dont reply to me :D OMG yassss When i saw the video about iron golem can strech arms like piston attacking zombies video I commented about somthing like this If ion golems are like that Speedrunners like dream cant kill the iron golem :] Am happy :D Cuz i commented that and what i commented the channel who made that video made the thing i commented about and its this video

[@snekhuman]

@@sjcaljames huh?

[@sjcaljames]

@@snekhuman i just replied to someone's comment about imagining a thing like this vid and the channel owner actually made one the same thing i replied ;-; EPIC

[@wilhemtehlynx]

Me watching Dream get pummelled in that specific fashion: *“I understood that reference”*

[@proudamerican183]

Pretty sure everyone gets the reference. After all, Avengers is like one of, if not the, most popular series.

[@order66pizzas]

I understood your reference

[@legogonkdroid1839]

Same here

[@fireandice9032]

Loki and Hulk

[@lequashersd6668]

“YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS” …. “Sorry I just love the sport.”

[@iceypumpkinhead]

Love how soft the landings sound when he's literally being flung around

[@Calamity420]

The Iron golem throwing him around is actually what hulk did to Loki in avengers 😂

[@hlanimations321]

Thank you some one remember that

[@MrSirWivd]

i believe that was intentional

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

-Puny player

[@laurelcrown9293]

This is such a small detail, but i LOVE that when Dream hits the sound barrier in the very beginning, the sonic boom is delayed just a bit to account for distance. What a fantastic touch.

[@udhithudayan3270]

Same

[@thecraftergaming4797]

Yeah I noticed that

[@thecraftergaming4797]

Mach 1

[@Shinbreaker1000]

And how the golem was able to reach him bc he only placed 3 blocks

[@rubenthepigruben263]

We finally get to see that cheater who confused to cheat but they still ignore it getting beat up like a animal

[@ralphbot8690]

0:40 puny god reference

[@chrisc9526]

the entire sequence after dream is pulled off the pillar is beat for beat what happens in the loki vs hulk "fight"

[@Tommy50377]

@@chrisc9526 This includes the walk cycle and little snort of disappointment from the Iron Golem. It's a shot by shot recreation, and it is beautiful.

[@asadsolaris7348]

Thanks finally someone sees it

[@moonlight39echo]

We can all hear it without a single word

[@PsychoLexdroid]

@@chrisc9526 indeed

[@jedverse7878]

I love how this interpretation of the iron golem makes it look more like a robot. Especially the LED eyes. I hope I can find someone who can animate my character with eyes like that.

[@jamesjamesstonked7482]

0:41 the way that the iron golem looks away like "Kids these days" adds a bit of realism to how the iron golem is alive

[@marcustumilba4761]

Killing iron golem for the first time: "I'm sorry little one" Killing iron golem for attempt 527189: "Insect!"

[@user-jy7hl6xl5e]

Me be like: "i've seen your kind die in my hands, and i enjoyed every last one of it now DIE" hahah

[@c.i.u1098]

I never killed a golem :/

[@halloweenlover1031]

haha 667th like go BRRRRRR

[@mugenandnvzfan]

@@c.i.u1098 Same I Totally Didnt Murder 1000 Golems in Minecraft Yeah Totally Didnt!

[@TheKorenji]

once I made an Iron Golem and killed it so I could get a rose and dye my bed

[@JoeCrafts123]

“I hate doing sound effects.” Well shit, that’s one of the best parts of these animations.

[@UncleSalad]

I guess I don't completely hate it, it was kinda fun to make some of the sound effects for the animation of the parrots dancing to disc 11. the sound the character made when he slid into frame was my wallet sliding across my desk, and him inserting the record into the jukebox was me putting a disc into my playstation. it's mostly the act of searching for sound effects that I hate, as it's really hard to tell a search engine that you want a free to use sound effect of a robot snorting dismissively (0:42). I'd like to get into some sound design, cause I think it's pretty cool how people can do things like make laser sounds with nothing but a stick and a metal slinky.

[@andrewcurtin7003]

@@UncleSalad honestly im so grateful for that snort, got a good laugh outta me.

[@UncleSalad]

I almost just left the animation of that out because I had no idea how I was gonna make/find a convincing sound for it.

[@Gunanter]

@@UncleSalad It sounded like steam was released, it still felt fitting if I'm honest

[@UncleSalad]

yeah it's a combination of steam, the iron golem's attack sound, and the last half of a minecraft horse sound with like 4 layers of reverb (kinda made it sound like it was coming from a metal tube)

[@felllucas123gaming8]

This animation, to be honest and sincer. I consider this one of the best animations and something fair for the world of Minecraft. Even if it's just a game and not a chaotic world.

[@BlueSpadez]

i love your iron golem he gives me so much joy!! please give the good man a nice little patch of poppies to relax in after a long day

[@cjcollado8071]

_I Can Just Feel Hulk Saying_ *"Puny God"* _To Crippled Loki_ _Energy In This Very Video..._

[@Boat_Sponge]

Same

[@xwillvy3819]

True

[@HuntLegend]

Yup

[@RiceFieldWarrior808]

Dream:God of SpeedRuns

[@ghostclan5481]

That is my favorite seen in avengers

[@SonicHaXD]

I like how you can hear "only a small percentage of people" XD

[@austin_playz8655]

0:35

[@A_Buster9693]

only a small percentage of people actually know about the Iron Golem update

[@sirbruhthesecond4624]

Oh hi

[@NotJohnTanner]

Æ

[@FireDragon-cn6zm]

What he meant by that was the villagers he robbed so the Golem would forgive him

[@Ep4368]

Finally, someone that loves iron golems as much as I do because they are the strongest friendly mobs that is until you hit them but expect iron golems that you’ve built won’t hurt you.

[@jacobcox4565]

I like how the Iron Golem gets his moves from MARVEL movies. First, he jackhammer punches a zombie like Tony in the Hulkbuster, then he smashes a speedrunner like Hulk does with Loki.

[@doomslayer4033]

Imagine having that type of golem in villages. Mobs: Aight ama head out

[@okamithewanderingwolf172]

It would be unstoppable

[@umangsheel7819]

Unless you can oneshot it or have an army of Golems with you

[@mothboy68]

Golem v2: made with 3x the iron and a nether reactor core(for anyone who doesn’t know look it up)

[@harbringerboredom2353]

I remember playing with the assembly of mods and one of them changed the golems, I built a base in the village in the evening, the mobs spawned and the golem just started to run, smearing the skeleton out of the blue

[@solafyodr6837]

I love the way dream gets up onto the pillar, like it's just so s m o o t h

[@Watsune]

I was thinking the same thing, just watched that part like 5 times

[@citavalo]

I love the way dream also gets yoinked off the pillar and gets destroyed like loki, just so d e s e r v e d

[@574guy]

That smug pose at the end as well like "Come on, I don't got all da-" YOINK

[@ohnibboi3102]

@@citavalo Eh... don't you think that's a bit too much?

[@noireanimations]

Y E S

[@aetheriangaming4888]

This is how Minecraft should work. I mean, Iron golems have the highest attack of pretty much any mob, and yet they cant reach up three blocks!? Cmon!

[@ExitLight886]

Fun fact: In bedrock they can and they one shot you if you have no armor, their also taller but I don't think they got a health increase and they may be faster

[@randomfan3859]

That golem just broke all minecraft logic in 2 seconds

[@XboxSyncs]

Dream: * slightly scratches iron golem * Iron golem: *"I'm going sicko mode"*

[@jaironparel95]

“so yu have chosen, DEATH”

[@bneezy217]

Iron golem: Puny speed runner

[@JRwilkerson]

I read this comment while this was happening on the video.

[@204keditZ]

@@JRwilkerson coincidence

[@bubbykins4864]

Guy who rigged the 2020 mob vote in favor of a mob that didn't even do anything meaningful in its home game: [lightly scratches upgraded Iron Golem] UIG: So you have chosen death. HOW PATHETIC!

[@opalpersonal]

dream got destroyed so badly by that golem that he was forced to fake his speedrun because it would be less embarrassing.

[@fracturedzone7225]

I now understand why he cheated lol

[@hexational105]

It gives me great joy to see dream getting beaten up....

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

@@hexational105it is completely normal to hate him

[@strawberyberries]

@@hexational105 i mean atlongest it isn't in irl that is normal lol

[@avgcommenter]

@@strawberyberries yes

[@amaas211]

Love how no one else notices this is the MCU Hulk special person ground slam.

[@TsupwePlayz]

YES PLZ MAKE MORE OF THESE PLZZ IRON GOLEMS ARE MY FAVORITE ❤️

[@thedragonofcanada6659]

Dream: Tries to kill Iron Golem Iron Golem: "Puny God"

[@octopro8659]

also dream: WHEEZEING LIKE SHIT

[@Zoroislost0]

no puny speed runner

[@thenetwork2036]

Rip dream

[@kittycathadacatthathadacat4263]

He ain’t no god

[@thedragonofcanada6659]

@@kittycathadacatthathadacat4263 no, he isn't, I was just joking on how the Iron Golem's movements were the exact same as the Hulk's, when he was battering Loki, where he said that line

[@Secarious]

For someone who doesn't like doing sound affects he's damn good at making them funny.

[@mushroomanimals]

This honestly reminds me of Avengers, when Hulk swung Loki around. Cool!

[@YourAverageSlav776]

the animation on this is a masterpiece by it self

[@Dapin.]

"When your uncle is a salad"

[@salad5067]

Yes

[@akira6966]

Yes

[@zufraelarecringe]

Yes

[@sp19ph77]

Yes

[@Silver_tech1376]

You forgot the 0:39

[@Indiana_Jones_S]

Dream: Get’s destroyed by the iron golem Also Dream: “Only a small percentage of people are-“ Got me so good. 😆

[@michellegong3755]

“Only a small percentage of people are aware of this update…” He was trying to say

[@dracocadet101]

dont forget the "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEze" at the end

[@twinstablets9014]

Dream is a lot like a god 😁🙃

[@carranzamarcos7078]

i LOVE the incredibly flexy way in which dream got up to the dirt tower, and how he was standig there like saying:"sup?"

[@oatmeal_doodles8114]

This, my friends, is no ordinary golem.

[@forlorn-1614]

Dream: "I am a god you dull creature and i will not be bullied by-" Golem: destroys dream* Golem: "puny god.."

[@aubergineman7654]

Yes

[@jcbarron2783]

I have a jar of dirt

[@awaishussain4954]

Finally someone got the refrence

[@josephsvideos8156]

This was my first thought when he started throwing dream around.

[@sunmoonfx8251]

I made a comment about this and hadn't seen yours yet- thank you for not being the only one. --- I have a speedrunner. We have an extendable Golem.

[@zebras2576]

well deserved. iron golems literally just defending themselves lol

[@carecacabeludoblehb]

Yes, i agreed lad

[@sillycat277]

Yea he deserve it alot

[@evemichaels3060]

Don't forget the villagers

[@ezicon1287]

Dream: scratches iron golem Iron golem: I am inevitable *pulls out infinity gauntlet*

[@thomasvakyren]

that was immensely gratifying to watch

[@nightmarelobo3219]

This be like flash vs the hulk Dream: I'm the fastest gamer alive Iron golem: puny speedrunner

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

_more like Red Rush vs Omni-Man_

[@JoxiInWhite]

Flash?

[@radsnake8104]

@@JoxiInWhite DC character

[@JoxiInWhite]

@@radsnake8104 I know thats why im confuses because Flash isnt in marvel

[@radsnake8104]

@@JoxiInWhite true

[@TheMemiest]

I’ll say it again “If only Iron Golems were actually like this.”

[@titanoven]

Agree and imagine if someone make a mod of thas iron golden

[@elijahmiguel6354]

Ye when that go to some players and make an add-on like that and when you add it and accidently forgot to remove and play minecraft and try to kill the golem in a dirt tower and he just stretch he's arm and you just got killed by the iron golem upgraded version 2.0

[@twohalfbreak6675]

This is the upgraded iron golem he made in one of his vids

[@TheMemiest]

@@twohalfbreak6675 I I’ve seen it

[@carecacabeludoblehb]

The village would be a better place

[@SpaceBoi_07]

Love that Hulk swinging Thor around from Ragnarok reference

[@Clyzod-Animator]

i love the led eyes of the golem !!

[@nitweet]

Dream: "stands on the dirt tower" Iron golem: *_we dont do that here_*

[@W.D._GASTER69]

@Garbage Guy they never follow you its a feature in MCBE i dont know about MCJE they dont do it as they cant swim back up and they do less damage underwater

[@Purplecorgi10]

LOL

[@phantomgirl_0009]

I love the sound effcts! "only a small percentage of people..." "*wheeze"

[@webe3228]

loki wheeze lol

[@user-pm1de7vj8x]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@malabikatudu1402]

Me too

[@lukavibrationi_ge3188]

@@malabikatudu1402 ++++

[@parallax7789]

What is that from?

[@sajidhossain5829]

Yooo it's the scene from Avengers. When Hulk smash loki. Exactly same bro. You did it so well.

[@RandoClone]

Huff in the end gave him so much personality.

[@santinomendietatomi4759]

Dream: gets destroyed by iron golem Also dream: *WHEZEEEEEEE*

[@RLSova]

also dream: Only a small precentage of the people watching are subscribed in case you missed it lol

[@bluekunt]

Yes.. Thats.. The video..

[@jesuschrist3805]

I can't get enough of those fluid movements when Dream gets on the dirt tower

[@unpeelable7839]

Ikr it looks so clean

[@LOLrpop]

Agreed 🤣😂🤣

[@mbs3964]

“Hmmm, it reminds me of something ” Wait , it's hulk smashing loki !!

[@keoponp8121]

I swear I heard the golem say “puny god” right at the end there😂.

[@dhrishitseal7217]

Iron golem acted as hulk of 2012 hitting Loki in avengers tower like a cloth 🤣

[@parkourmaster8946]

ikr

[@LG-yd7iw]

puny god

[@ttopazzgaming9227]

Ikr

[@ttopazzgaming9227]

just realized how many people said ikr 0_0

[@godLdevilyt]

ikr

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

It’s so impressive how expressive you make Minecraft characters, really reminds me of Slamacow!

[@danharoldpetiluna8902]

A yes... The legendary Slam a Cow... Good thing he has a good life now though!

[@MrGermandeutsch]

I love the soundeffects!

[@RedOnCod]

Puny god, love the avengers reference you did!

[@TheAdvertisement]

Even as he's dying, Dream doesn't miss a chance to shamelessly plug himself lmao.

[@leliandolotina2068]

yeah :D dream literally didn't know who he was messing with 😂😂😂

[@just_E]

Dream: Its over iron golem. I have a high grou- Iron golem: *GET OVER HERE!!*

[@NoobsailerRBH]

IG be like: "Wrong Universe bruh."

[@Tatskuu]

good bet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jarid3879]

@@Tatskuu ñ

[@jarid3879]

Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ Ñ

[@Tatskuu]

@@jarid3879 🙄

[@imcpilotmichaelbell1185]

That Iron Golem would be me against ALL speed runners.

[@Alphapkmn]

Considering the latest dream drama, which I shall not elaborate on here, this is even MORE cathartic!

[@Sercil00]

"Dream is like a Minecraft GOD!" Golem: Puny god.

[@viencsui7303]

Puny Speedrunner

[@RealUltimatum]

@@viencsui7303 puny big IQ

[@viencsui7303]

@MUHAMAD HAZIQ AMSYAR BIN MOHD HAFIZ Moe yes

[@joaovictorbombonatodepaula3133]

I understood that reference

[@sylissexe6455]

Loki😔

[@EndLordMC]

The scene at the end was inspired by the scene in the avengers movie where The Hulk Smashes Loki into the ground a few times. I love that reference :)

[@scatterlit6013]

yes i also noticed that

[@matilodonorex8059]

Puny god.

[@karengohringer6791]

I understood that reference!- cap

[@johnerwinpansan3113]

And the weezz 😆

[@isaacamaya6420]

Puny god.

[@TheSnerk452]

this is awfully cathartic in the modern era

[@mothboi5139]

that was so clever, putting the wheeze at the end like that.

[@AR_Animates]

Dream wheezing at the end was the cherry on top.

[@marshall3753]

Dream: "I've never felt this strengthless before."

[@wsmnb2697]

0:33 I love how this is a nod to the first avengers movie

[@r.twins.gamers]

That was a really cool idea. Keep it up.

[@B0R3AL1S]

Dream: “Boop!” Iron Golem: *“Hm... Mortal Swine.”*

[@marianolucs]

Fatalaty

[@razorwolf2758]

Literally relatable If anyone even bumps into me and does not apologize and acts like I deserved less, I will walk up to them and just kick them down and say “no, bad capitalistic swine!”

[@R4_FeoDor0]

Dream: Only a small percentage of my viewers- Iron golem: *slams him even harder on the ground* Couldn’t agree more with a Minecraft mob.

[@theretrodragonyope]

The eyes are such a cool detail.

[@Cyan_ImposterFNFV4NEO]

I love that the end part is a reference to Hulk smashing Loki from Avengers

[@lumidotexe]

ok but his wheeze at the end

[@wrinklybrain832]

Ikr

[@divinedeath.]

HuUuGghHgoU

[@chongyunnatalinomascomfoto9168]

Iron Golem and Hulk: "Weak god!" Then they look at eachother: "Bro!" And do a bro hug.

[@adamnbutler]

?

[@tf2gaming390]

Never mess with the Iron Golem.

[@elvagabundo4472]

Ese golem si se pasó de op XD

[@memeviewer9201]

I love the golem’s snort of approval after smashing Dream into the ground.

[@anjalijasrotia8479]

"We have a golem" -Lokillager

[@fireangel2275]

I believe you mean the Villagerstark

[@pudimshogun]

Man this is perfect

[@Martabarri1234]

0:26 i love this part

[@Mime0Tron]

0:41 the golem's expressions are what brought me here, I just really like his huff'n'puff.

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

As far as I'm concerned, this is just karma. Edit: don't check the replies, if you value your brain. Some idiot is spamming a bunch of nonsense, and there isn't really anything I can do about it, without deleting my comment, which I'm not gonna do.

[@hexational105]

As far as I'm concerned. Dream getting rekted is fine by me

[@Alphapkmn]

Agreed.

[@okamithewanderingwolf172]

Yes

[@AVGyerra22]

I'm sure he accidentally cheated to modify this karma as well

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

@@AVGyerra22 """"accidentally"""".

[@enigmaticencounterlol3277]

Gumball waterson getting wasted and seeing Dream in a 100 mile radius be like:

[@fluffthecat2438]

"Puny groomer"

[@tnynfox1669]

0:32 this glitch legit happened to me. I now prefer gravel before making that iron farm.

[@notsam9649]

Damn good timing I was about to go get a life out of boredom

[@Wathfulminer2]

Local speedrunner commits a hate crime against villagers.

[@artic_cy4705]

You mean local cheatrunner

[@Plasma_Effect]

i know its been like a year since this animation came out, BUT THIS IS SO SMOOTH MAN 0:26

[@jaseelaabid6056]

This is like hulk beating loki and laying down

[@crunchyfreeze]

0:35 "only a small percentage of-" absolute chad

[@eeeeejack5025]

When you do speedrun but forgot that you had installed mods.

[@bimisikocheng]

Now I want that iron golem as a mod

[@thelittlenoobie931]

@@bimisikocheng yes i argee

[@squiddler7731]

Underrated comment

[@wubproductions9755]

This comment has a double meaning

[@kingoftheseas9991]

@@wubproductions9755 Dang it I had the lustful Waluigi mod on again

[@jeanpierreswanson2715]

Can’t believe this is what I’ve been waiting to see

[@vladimirsutak161]

I love this!

[@mushrombuni5408]

I love how it's a avengers reference whe hulk just kicks lokis ass

[@Tatskuu]

How dream see the iron golem: FREE IRON! Iron golem: don't mess with me.

[@jarid3879]

Ñ

[@Tatskuu]

@@jarid3879 Why you just keeping say that

[@jarid3879]

@@Tatskuu Because only with this letter "Ñ" I have absolute power >B]

[@Cat_Garfield]

. ☻ @@jarid3879 -♦ - / \

[@angeleramsay528]

This is a reference to when hulk flips Loki around like nothing its the same movements and he even pauses to see if he is still alive just like in a enters

[@The__Q]

i love that he breaks the sound barrier

[@cryppi1510]

I love the huff from the iron golem at the end, and everything about your gorgeous animation (the block stacking was really fluid!) You're quickly making the Iron Golem one of my favorite characters -

[@PIG12320]

The sad face tho at the end and it’s like dream is about to sleep the way he was just laying on the ground it was funny for me I loved it

[@Retribution5618]

Dream: Its over Iron golem, I have the high ground Iron Golem: You underestimate my arm length *grabs dream, starts smashing him* Iron golem: "puny speedrunner"

[@pleasemixutahraptorandalbe4197]

Cold iron golem🥶❄️