Lock,Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels-Great Scenes.wmv

[@bigmaxy07]

This movie and Snatch = peak Guy Ritchie. What masterpieces they are.

[@GrifterTheBoyIdiot]

Meet Tommy......the TIT

[@GrifterTheBoyIdiot]

Oi Boris the fuckin' bullet dodger??

[@JT_Williams]

The gentleman is a modern day classic mind

[@SpitefulAZ]

The bank job is good too.

[@ben6993]

@@GrifterTheBoyIdiot why do they call him the bullet dodger?

[@chrismills498]

No lines are wasted in this film

[@MozTheBoz]

Same can be said to its brothers Snatch and Rocknrolla

[@gravinboginagis6568]

Like hot fuzz. Two best films of all time

[@GrifterTheBoyIdiot]

@@gravinboginagis6568 and Shannon of the dead

[@ddoubleg]

Fr

[@arturovelasquez2767]

Actually, the whole movie is the best scene

[@silverdropstudios7323]

Facts

[@MozTheBoz]

Just like Snatch

[@justbreakingballs]

Wrong a whole movie isn’t a scene.

[@billhanna2148]

Without a doubt

[@maxdobasquete]

Facts!!! Don't forget the great MUSIC!!!✊👍

[@l34052]

'It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it nick, I think I'll keep it...'😆😆😆

[@stocktonjoans]

"Your fat, and you look like you should be . . . but you're not" XD gets me every time

[@krisjaynav]

my go to line, when friends try to haggle me.

[@TheLYagAmi]

Alright alright keep your Alan’s on

[@ionceateapinecone]

Jason Statham actually got this role specifically because he was so believable in it. No surprise, given before this, he was hustling fake perfume to tourists on main street, using the exact same lines.

[@bigmaxy07]

Left foot followed by the right. It's called walkin'

[@ben6993]

Was he? He was an Olympic diver before acting

[@nigeldean3726]

@@ben6993 he wasnt an olympic diver but he was a diver

[@ericacroft13]

@@ben6993 1990

[@RealJDGaming]

@@bigmaxy07 d’you say 10 pounds?

[@OsahonUwagboe]

"I asked you for a drink, not a bloody rain forest". Ha-ha, absolute classic!

[@ciaranmeehan1783]

"You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!" Best line it is.😂😂👍

[@joeybill9472]

Love it when I can use this line in a bar. 😂😂

[@tier1turks]

:DD

[@nicholaslittlefield4424]

@@ciaranmeehan1783 yes indeed.

[@blondeepartygirl]

So good 😂

[@Passie91]

“And certainly not when you’ve got Liberia’s deficit in your skyrocket” 😂😂

[@junesilvermanb2979]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberia

[@maxbeale8186]

“Jesus Christ, you could choke a dozen donkeys on that” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 great writing

[@junesilvermanb2979]

Jesus en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

[@lucwood3424]

“Chill Winston” anyone use this line on a daily basis?😂

[@mekondjoerastus5896]

All the time

[@idontgotnothin]

Yea but no one gets it

[@wolfgangtiefbrunner8412]

Actually, that's what the Queen told Churchill when he was complaining about Anthony Eden.

[@wadesaleeby2172]

Oh yeah my favorite!

[@nexgenhippy]

My mate named his dog Winston just so he could say it.

[@frenchify7506]

"Left leg right leg your body'll follow: they call it walking" The casual sass off this guy blows me away lol

[@friktionrc]

Sadly not many of them left anymore...but back in the day go down any street market in London and they were ten a penny. Now most of street sellers in London are usually folks from other countries so there’s no ‘banter’ anymore...and as well as selling dodgy gear, for some, it’s a diversion whilst there mate picks the pockets lol

[@jenniferschmitzer299]

@@friktionrc so what you know about this banter. My hands are perfectly stuck in my pockets

[@ROCKaholic]

The dialogue, especially the slang, is what really makes this movie SO DAMN GOOD. "Tighter than a duck's butt, you are". Classic stuff man, I love this movie so much

[@alexludavertigo6926]

3:19

[@Kraken54321]

"cos I'm not fucking laughing Nicolas!" 😂

[@prosperousguy]

Nick -OH-Loss! lolol

[@friktionrc]

Think it’s NicolARSE lol

[@Lion85]

Statham was a great actor until he sold his soul to make those corny action flicks

[@MusicshownPlus]

bullshit, hes every movie cool actor

[@ennemm9820]

Well ... I like the crime comedy movies the most But that’s Jason’s way to be actor so is ok :)

[@danielbrown6328]

Nick Moran will always be my favorite from this film.

[@MastaSmack]

Well yeah, anyone who does well in life obviously sold their soul...it's not like they actually worked for it.

[@Aldo7899]

I would have sold my butt cheeks for half the paycheck

[@kribz4576]

This and snatch are his best two films!

[@Locadel2003]

But he was perfect in furious 7, the Transporter, expendables 1 & 2 and also Italian Job. Or his hilarious role in Spy 2015

[@johnyang799]

@@Locadel2003 It's not about him. It's the storyline and the perfect acting of each one of the actors.

[@sharkyh7327]

John Yang Yeah that’s the essence of both of the movies as well rocknrolla which is underrated but when you watch these movies it’s the collective which make them masterpieces, the characters and details within the story

[@captaindiabetes4244]

Snatch is a million times better movie than this... Also filmed way better

[@S3rjiu]

@Alan Cogan narrating the entire movie

[@michelroubos8440]

"What's that?" "That's Gloria..." 🤣🤣

[@stevebchisveto7230]

underrated statement

[@stevemccart9109]

Lock stock and snatch are still two of my favorite movies. Also in bruges.

[@lawrencepatrick2486]

Ahh a fellow men of culture I see. Cheers.

[@shanay1995]

Same love those movies! Also seven psychopaths

[@jenniferschmitzer299]

Never seen Bruges Is it any good

[@jediknight1294]

@@jenniferschmitzer299 worth watching

[@ad9633]

@@jenniferschmitzer299 yep it is. Definitely worth watching

[@MickeyMouse-ul2zs]

Have to say that this is one of the best films EVER made. Love it to bits. No matter how many times you watch it, it never gets old. Brilliant actors, dialogue and director.

[@saliday]

Chilll Winstaaaaaan!!

[@Michael-kd1ho]

Watch at 9:00 as the guy brings Nick's drink, then sees rory upset and slowly walks away...

[@drexlspivey5828]

He walks back because he realises Nick The Greek will probably drop it through the table again

[@malcomlovejoy]

I know I know

[@malcomlovejoy]

I know lol

[@williammason475]

And you got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket

[@BLINDTUBEMARES]

4:46- Don't remember this bit being so quiet when I watched it before

[@damxcv]

Yup me too it has been muted

[@caneyebus]

It's probably to keep the KZbin robots from taking it down.

[@williamavery9185]

Does it go on for long ?

[@faded_ink3545]

Just watched this while high and I thought I was having a stroke

[@Hellwyck]

@@faded_ink3545 wrong video to have a stroke to.

[@U2QuoZepplin]

The script for this movie is so beautifully rich! It would make Cinema such a different experience if all of cinema use such a poetic script

[@PaddyRoon7]

"he then orders an aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub" lmao

[@goodygumdrops2105]

Geg

[@noahmay7708]

It even has subtitle for people who speak normal english

[@franceleeparis37]

Am pretty sure that a pub is ‘rub a dub’ and not ‘nuclear sub’... but maybe it’s changed

[@rogueriderhood1862]

@@franceleeparis37 Moved with the times.

[@franceleeparis37]

David Colbourne ... sorry mate but in the east end people don’t know what a sub is let alone the meaning of nuclear

[@BhojanBharat]

No orangutans were injured in the making of that refreshing drink 🤣

[@gambletster]

Every lines in this script is golden ☺️

[@RolandStone32]

"Nevermind son, you'll might just meet him if you carry on like that"

[@Renyth]

9:00 It's subtle but I like how the henchman has been giving drinks to Nick the whole movie and refuses to give him another after all that's happened to them.

[@squiremuldoon5462]

Renyth holy shit I’ve seen this movie so many times and never noticed that, it’s a sign of a great film when there are subtleties to notice with more viewings. Thanks for that!

[@drexlspivey5828]

@Btec Bolshevik the original post is the correct reason, he walks in, looks at the drink, the penny drops and he walks back away with it

[@drexlspivey5828]

@Btec Bolshevik so why does he immediately walk back in without the drink? I thought he didn't want to be in the room while Rory Breaker was giving Nick shit? It's such an obvious joke that he takes the drink back because Nick has dropped it twice already, it is either astonishing that you don't get the joke or you're definitely trolling

[@quakethedoombringer]

I think it's more to do with him being smart enough not to piss off Rory even more. Nick accidentally dropping the glass of milk again would just infuriate Rory to the point where both the henchman and Nick will literally get killed

[@one7decimal2eight]

You get a gold plated Rolls Royce as long as you pay for it. I've been using that line for the past 20 years.

[@junesilvermanb2979]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolls-Royce

[@eddysamiearteengarabetbalt8860]

They stopped making top movies like these.

[@nyuszicsib]

The Gentlemen coming this January. Check it out!

[@Fox77771000]

@@nyuszicsib Yep love this movie, seen The Gentlemen yesterday, love them both

[@noahmay7708]

"Movies stopped being good, because they were only ever good when I was young." I mean not to be a jerk, but ok boomer

[@pyrobronson1779]

Yes.

[@silverdropstudios7323]

Sure there are, you just gotta look for them

[@kevinjames409]

“Don’t ehh’ me Greek boy”

[@TighelanderII]

they had such great chemistry. I wish they made one more movie.

[@bodieofci5418]

If the milk turns out to be sour.... Perfect advice for life.

[@slayton21]

To be fair, every single scene in this movie is the best

[@markorollo.]

What is that?... That's Gloria....

[@DouchedByDemocrats]

I absolutely love how he steps through the table that Nick broke the first time he was there

[@augestwest1759]

Love this movie. First time I watched it I almost laughed my ass off. These guys were good ya know. The whole premise of the film was great also, Grass, Guns worth a lot of money, Shakedowns by Lenny. The shootout in the grow house when the girl picks up the machine gun...has to be a classic Brit flick. Everyone ends up dead...Then when I saw Sting I was like wow.

[@franceleeparis37]

Vinnie Jones transformed from the hard man of football to the lovable gangsta with his kid...chasing the priceless guns in this movie... he was brilliant..

[@Hispandinavian]

I love the scene with the "Stolen Goods" It reminds me of my family trip to London when I was a kid. There were guys in the street going on about Stolen Goods and stolen property. The entertainment value of those guys was priceless. My dad gave him some dough for something. Suddenly a "Bobby" was walking nearby, and he scooped up his loot and dashed.

[@KILOHEAVY]

I just watched this an hour ago. This was amazing!

[@gravinboginagis6568]

Ik FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@C0T0HA]

When I want to see the great scenes from Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, I watch the whole movie

[@justinkim9753]

OMG so~~ freaking true

[@gravinboginagis6568]

And it’s on KZbin 🔥🔥🔥

[@petelosuaniu]

Never gets old this movie! Lit up my high school years!

[@skaladarrellgodeater1070]

Most people knows Jason Statham as Transporter... But this is the first movie I watched when he appears. (Beside Snatch) A MASTERPIECE!

[@chemma9240]

- What is that?! - That's Gloria I freaking love this movie😭😂

[@dee-kay4311]

Once you notice you can't unnotice it but this movie has a really orange tint

[@ParadigmZwei]

I think anyone who didn't notice it immediately needs their eyes checking.

[@scrappydoo7887]

Its done on purpose, guy Richie tends to play with colour saturation a lot in his films

[@vermilion6667]

Really wish Statham still acting in this kind of movie

[@71poiuytrewq]

The dialogue in this film is absolutely incredible. The only other film I have seen where the dialogue compares to this, is Withnail and I.

[@jeffepley2351]

Don’t sleep on “Snatch”

[@DavidSamuelPeckinpah]

It's a deal...It's a steal... It's the sale of the fucking century! In fact... Fuck it nick I think I'll keep it.

[@Gkm-]

This film has one of the most well put together plots I've seen. Everything looms in together perfectly and combined with the fast paced action scenes and cockney dialogue its an all round good movie.

[@andrestene7294]

the sound is fakked

[@jonikoivisto4791]

I wаtсhed Loсk, Stосk аааnd Twо Smоking Bааааrrеls full mоvie hеre twitter.com/db9247ff9136fe509/status/822782617044955137 Lоck Stоck аaаand 2 Smоking Bаrrеls Greаt Sсссеeeenеees wmv

[@rangersasc]

thats because it didn't include the speakers :)

[@AB-gz9yb]

Raymond Duke you legend

[@kylereece1735]

JohnACorp782 shut up mate

[@jackincorporated8480]

I grew up in a Stepney crime family that helped control the fencing, selling of stolen real and counterfeit goods (mainly men's designer shirts). That's us that got a shout out when Jasob Statham said "hand stolen in Stepney" he used to work with us on occasion, doing exactly what he did in the first scene of this film.

[@jackincorporated8480]

*Jason

[@victorbanuelos8139]

Exactly

[@Roseland8]

So your a scumbag poxy Brit thief?? Congratulations

[@williamtobin7282]

Killer story jack.. love the back story behind some people's previous life before success.Bravo

[@justinkim9753]

Every movie at least has one part where you think was disappointing EXCEPT this one

[@Milkman-bu9es]

This is probably my favorite movie of all time

[@stnicholas54]

One o'clock half-struck. That's deep.

[@marioolverajr1192]

I just realized fat Tom plays the bad guy in Transporter 2. He plays the dentist before kidnapping the kid

[@coolddp]

There are no great scenes in this movie, this whole movie is GREAT.

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

U should say there's not only scenes which are great but whole movie is great

[@coolddp]

@@vimal-cliobconsulting You are right, thank you for the gramatical correction. Now go home and get your shinebox.

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

@@coolddp no it wasn't nothing. Just it didn't make sense

[@TheOldBlackShuckyDog]

Honestly a phenomenal movie

[@Eleventhearlofmars]

Best scenes?! Where’s the scousers, Jake Abraham was hilarious in this.

[@wysiwyg248able]

Really good upload, however, you missed the conversation between Harry the Baptist and Kenny and Gary, the Northern fellas.

[@cloudstrife1983]

Its on a need to know basis.

[@mvilla1286]

I hate those southern ferries

[@adrianbaker5916]

The Scousers

[@TheRampagingGallowglass75]

On a scale of 1-10 this comedic masterpiece gets at least a 15, perhaps a 17. This movie is Sheer Genius. And then some!

[@1nfamous76]

Best UK movie EVER made PERIOD

[@krps_jk]

Guns for show, knives for a pro

[@adidasaddict2023]

Chill❄️ winston 😂watching this classic tonight

[@Hay1hiho]

Haha I've been using the "Chiill Winstaan" line since I first watched this film like 10 years ago.. Yet to know if anyone has ever gotten the reference. Criminally underrated film

[@trinamclauchlin7560]

Loved this movie. ALMOST makes you like hustlers.

[@gualtieromontgomery7790]

How many people just came to know that Phir Hera Pheri movie was inspired from this film.

[@faded_ink3545]

4:46 Just watched this while high and I thought I was having a stroke

[@junesilvermanb2979]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroke

[@josmo1363]

cutting the scenes off *before* the funniest lines are spoken? oh dude learn to cut a film

[@garyaugustus1009]

"..The problem is, Willy, that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the best of times.. "

[@ciaranmeehan1783]

"So DO AS I SAY, AND KEEP THE F***ING CAGE LOCKED."

[@samanthab1923]

Just realized that's the actor from Young Sherlock Holmes. It was in Ritchie's future.

[@dylanbraamse8365]

VAISHAKH NAIR can you upload a video about how to mix "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns altogether in one please?

[@randellgoering1014]

My only complaint. No Chris scenes. Vinnie was sooooo fucking perfect in this movie!

[@s.o4547]

We grow copious amounts of ganja yeah and your carrying a half wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser

[@richarddawson8040]

Don’t watch this the volume is fucked up half way through

[@seantyler7401]

All of these actors went in to have great careers in other movies

[@RandomFromInternet419]

Russian translation: Cards, Money, 2 guns. :)

[@Gruppetstudios]

NICK-O-LAS

[@InterestsparkedTV]

I didn’t think it was possible to edit this film down to highlights. There’s nothing to remove.

[@stbu9709]

“What is that?” “That’s Gloria!” 😂😂😂

[@davidcampos-contreras2652]

Ping Pong Tiddley??? LOL I'm dying here haha

[@thehusketeers4319]

Was Jason born with no hair?

[@herrfeder6767]

Thanks to this Guy Ritschie's film I felt and practiced the British pronouncation more thoughtfully.

[@Reprodestruxion]

Estatuary , London based

[@colinryan315]

The only good film Jason statham was ever in fact.

[@acb9896]

I really like the scenes that they just mouthe the words.

[@mitchelljordan3398]

You left some out.

[@chiefjayhox]

Most underrated film of all time...great from start to finish...how about english subtitles in an english film?

[@GG-jw8pt]

lol where you from mate?

[@chiefjayhox]

@@GG-jw8pt Kansas City

[@railbunny]

Gags G lol zactly

[@paulhollis8879]

To be fair Chris, I’m Cockney and a lot of the slang has been made up by Guy Ritchie so you might not be alone in that. The real slang is easily Googled and was designed to be hard to be understood by the police, as East London was notoriously criminal and tough, then and now. Glad you enjoyed it, me old China.

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

@@paulhollis8879 you're Chinese?

[@gooner3681]

Fun fact Jason Statham actually used to work in a street market which influenced his casting in the film.

[@Bluetoothedshark]

Simply the best gangster film ever, end of story.

[@maestroh2986]

"Chill Win-stawn" I use this line a lot but people don't get it so I put it on my phone.

[@kevinsteadman7215]

Alf garnett would be better lmao

[@sj-30000]

Fuck me... 5 mins in and I think I've gone deaf!

[@LouieC]

Jason Statham look exactly the same today

[@maxmilnes7617]

Thanks for putting this together mate 👍🏼

[@liamfreedom3194]

the audio fucked up at 6min thought my speakers broke lol

[@luckyracer4310]

ɷɷ I Haveeee Watcheddd This Movieeee Leakedd Versionnnn Hereeee : - t.co/NdLgwVlw7a

[@lisamorrissey4077]

Oh man I’m rofl I’m getting this!

[@tomjames1234]

best british film ever made.

[@neerajasopa]

Guy Ritchie 2 best movies..

[@alicezecevich2654]

It's a classic cult movie you never get sick of watching!

[@AmirAhmed-il9gv]

It was a boring movie

[@heisen-bones]

@@AmirAhmed-il9gv nah

[@rickyribs8032]

Is it me or is Rory definitely a Gooner😜

[@MarlboroughBlenheim1]

“You muppet geeza let’s aaav it sorted “

[@williammason475]

Lolololol

[@17MrLeon]

This is actually what Jason Statham did before becoming actor thats why he is natural in this scene. He aint acting.

[@stevehairston9940]

Reliving the glory days of his youth?

[@seananthony7884]

love the first scene. Love a market pitch

[@TighelanderII]

I love the "Fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it" bit

[@zachariahlloyd6043]

Was it me, or did the sound cut out a few times??