Ninja's new book is worse than you can imagine

[@Kal_El1994]

Ninja: dies from fall damage Ninja: reports Isaac Newton for stream sniping.

[@idonthaverights5621]

Bruh

[@chadplays3086]

Omg yes.

[@sherthedeepest215]

😳

[@corn307]

Why did Newton invent gravity it’s actually so annoying

[@proclipz9629]

@@corn307 you’re joking right?

[@andyf.3684]

Imagine being a tree for decades, maybe even centuries, beating the odds of getting cut down. Then one day you finally get cut down only to be turned into an abomination of a children’s graphic novel.

[@enderan647]

Mash F for the tree

[@fishanter6807]

F

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

F

[@fireboythestar3455]

F

[@lillyuwu4054]

*F*

[@RoeeTerner]

The only bad thing about this book is that ninja's audience can't read yet.

[@glitch1zillaproductions]

True that

[@rbarzevedo]

well thought

[@koolgamez3434]

killer bean general his adult leggings sold out in 40 minutes

[@jellowick27]

Kool Gamez yup you're 3 years old Edit: oMg ThAnKs FoR tHe LiKeS(it's sarcasm)

[@cowboyfraser4312]

Every time I refresh there are more likes

[@Nice-ph1qu]

The other name for ninja's book should be "Sword Art Offline".

[@copper9687]

"Headband Art Online".

[@flyingsnowycats]

"Sword Mistake Offline" XD

[@Kitsu_no_mirai]

Wheeeeze

[@nathanbarron1555]

U dropped this 👑

[@mowdegrassetyson7676]

Gamer Art Online

[@rayhangkhan]

Ninja: **Writes a book in order to boost his name** Ninjas audience: **Unable to read or write yet**

[@catiniya]

😂😂💀

[@tovsteh]

Writes? You mean somebody else drew it... on his behalf.

[@coolestdude244]

@@tovsteh he made the words that are meant to be read in the book?

[@erickonami1]

Been playing fortnite since i was born 😎

[@spicychipgaming2080]

Playing fortnite since 1873 😎get on my level NOOBIE

[@geertyboyfilms2721]

In the book ninja should’ve reported the kid who killed him for stream sniping

[@kandy1399]

lol

[@breadit404]

Ooh, nice one.

[@jetpackdog3427]

_Ouch_

[@lahar2412]

he always does that because he thinks he's the best thing on fortnite.

[@jetpackdog3427]

@@lahar2412 yeah we knoe

[@cetheral1881]

Ninja over here looking like a Naruto Custom Character.

[@mrbananaphone3092]

Kakashi sensei that you

[@riceisgood1825]

Kakashi with blue hair

[@sinfulmourning2780]

Honestly he looks like a discount Ben 10.

[@jordanzam2909]

shinobi striker

[@bilk1832]

609 likes. nice

[@steele_heart77]

"Mum, can we have SAO?" "No, we have SAO at home." *SAO at home:*

[@kamuikirby688]

No one would want SAO in the first place tho

[@steele_heart77]

@@kamuikirby688 -I would want SAO, tho-

[@Yuma_Tsukumo]

@@steele_heart77 why tho

[@steele_heart77]

@@Yuma_Tsukumo Because I'm bored. We're in a pandemic, tf did you expect?!

[@SquaulDuNeant]

@@Yuma_Tsukumo why not tho

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

Ali A: "No swearing" Ali A: "I swear the doorbell always goes at the worst times" Which is it Ali A?

[@brokentoaster4231]

His branium is more cranium.

[@thriftstorechicken3395]

@@brokentoaster4231 😆

[@Emanymph]

Ninja - Watches ‘Sword art online’ Also Ninja - *Phoning his agent* you’re never gonna believe this

[@faisaltaher851]

Yes you are so right

[@bleedthebeat]

Holy crap!

[@sand7677]

Im about to make a rip off of this anime and sell it for 50 at a book fair -ninjas brain

[@dovahkiin-nx3qf]

You my dear friend are person of culture

[@seafoam3379]

Was about to say “someone’s been watching too much anime”

[@Sean-zm3dp]

“Mom can I have comics?” “We have comics at home” Comics at home:

[@happynow2926]

Haha definitely haven't seen that joke format millions of other times before!!

[@thebaseddept.6411]

“Mom can I have a funny comment?” “We have funny comments at home.” “Funny” comments at home:

[@emiliatembe9483]

Ꮆㄖᗪ 卄卂丂 ㄥ乇千ㄒ ㄩ丂 bruh

[@thespanishinquisiton9589]

Oh my god, you should be a comedian!

[@BangerisNewGod]

“Mom can I have a good kid at home?” “We have a good kid at home” Good kid at home: Mom can I have a good kid at home?” “We have a good kid at home” Good kid at home: Mom can I have a good kid at home?” “We have a good kid at home” Good kid at home:

[@NotAnAustralianEngineer]

Imagine winning the game, only to end up as Ninjas headband...

[@C1yde902]

Read Onision’s book- any Onision book. He’s written three, and they’re worse than you can possibly imagine

[@R.O.U.S]

oh hell yea this guy knows what's up

[@Zanelander]

Strange Æons' reviewed them all.

[@44tharia46]

i think enough youtubers have suffered by the hand of onision’s writing already

[@meltedcrayons5729]

He should start with 3, the worst one, for maximum suffering

[@jean-charleschabrol390]

wtf are they about ?

[@tuxedosteve9556]

“Quick announcement” Lowkey thought he was going to talk about raid shadow legends

[@joycebirrey725]

he already did

[@furrytherapist9053]

Or AFK arena

[@przival6787]

Thought it was petscop 2

[@boogiewoogie343]

I thought his father is finally free from prison

[@pastaronravioli4238]

before we continue with the replies, lets talk about today's sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends

[@despicablyawesome]

pyro: rips into the book for 10 minutes straight also pyro: yeah so it isn’t actually that bad. i enjoyed the experience

[@johnfreeway]

100th like also i have leprosy

[@randomz5890]

"There's a little something for everyone"

[@Kapin05]

He's your average IGN reviewer

[@imhappy._.]

Shitty things can still be enjoyable. Case in point: Neil Brein and the entirety of TikTok.

[@Gangpdf]

@@imhappy._. spot on

[@owenwillfindyou334]

The most dangerous game is actually the name of a short story from the late 1800s about a hunter who is shipwrecked on an island and takes part in a “game” where he is hunted by a professional hunter. You should read it. It’s great.

[@someguy9893]

I thought it was from the 1920s?

[@owenwillfindyou334]

@@someguy9893 close enough lol

[@lmao1660]

@@owenwillfindyou334 1924 to be exact

[@samyprostar]

Ay I remember that. Had to read that in high school.

[@Hi-nr6bp]

Ninja’s ego is so large it manifested into a physical book series.

[@lili-hx1kx]

fair

[@Nothing-1w3]

I guess we can call it EGOK...

[@bernardoheusi6146]

WTF Marshmallow? Really?

[@BrainNotFound-404]

No it manifested into *2* books

[@artsyebonyrose]

Two books lmao, with even more ego books to follow

[@aurelien8284]

Everyone : this is sword art online Me an intellectual : it’s spy kids 3D

[@KitKat-sv9qp]

It's the dumpster baby of both.

[@Duck-re3tm]

The Time I got reincarnated as an douchbag

[@d3n3x3]

Aha weeb.

[@abyss6307]

I was about to comment that its sao lol

[@nigelbatman1699]

So true

[@venombeetle7473]

Book in a nutshell: Apes together strong

[@lilfoot4837]

**Monkey noises**

[@nikolajcipka8020]

I'm stealing that. Thank you

[@bjrottinghaus6033]

Unless your a enemy of ninja

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

*shit throwing*

[@BlueSodaPop_]

The idea of the book isn't even that bad, but the writing both in characters and conversations is just god awful xD As an author, this is painful

[@Kitsune_Chara_CG]

Ok i usally dont read Books But Now that youve said that did you release any books? (j dont wanna sound like a Idk what)

[@BlueSodaPop_]

@@Kitsune_Chara_CG I sadly haven't yet, but I'm strongly working on that xD Even after years of writing, it's still not good enough for me lol

[@livispuzzled]

as someone else who casually writes/wants to be an author, i completely agree. it sucks that people who legitimately have talent and aren’t recognized for their works don’t succeed, and people like ninja who clearly don’t know what they’re doing can be successful

[@imlivinginyourwalls9413]

@@BlueSodaPop_ lol same for me here

[@lello2031]

Pyrocynical looks like a female version of himself.

[@shadowjinkus1070]

Pyro looks like a male version of himself.

[@GRAHAMICVS]

this is le violating the *law*

[@clockworkgore]

He also did trap displays om insta

[@pqcherii]

@@syndicatexiv1361 oh my- It's so accurate

[@chanshin3707]

Seems kinda karen to me

[@Gooberjoovies]

"If you get game ended in the game, you get game ended for real." - Tyler Ninja Ghost Blevins

[@YumiSumire]

What kind of last name is Blevins?

[@jakem8420]

its actually ninja tyler fortnite blevins

[@izukumidoriya2143]

It can't be real

[@Crimson6200]

"Tyler Fortnite Ninja Ghost Blevins"

[@zgray07]

Tyler "Ghost Fortnite The Fuck You Say To Me" Blevins

[@robinterrazas654]

Is ninja aware that The Most Dangerous Game is also the name of a very serious book about killing people for sport?

[@quintincruz177]

It’s ninja so probably not

[@aberrationeech.1838]

When was that

[@abelvilla2828]

@@aberrationeech.1838 What? The book? It was written like a century ago I think.

[@RedBop377]

1924 to be exact

[@archie._mac3691]

Can i play

[@vegetableman9137]

Pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a voice Also pyrocynical: I’m not giving her a vote either.

[@captaingay8834]

That book is literally Ninja's 'Sword Art Online' self-insert fic.

[@hueyfernandez4587]

Bruhhhh SAO is way better, dont compare it to this trash

[@ccrum32]

Huey Fernandez TRUUUUEEEE

[@elpollozer601]

@@hueyfernandez4587 uuuuuhhhhh

[@easypete7920]

Huey Fernandez hmmmmm

[@gregorious835]

We see kirito proceed to call ninja a noob scrub

[@ahzebo]

Let’s just take a second and take in that Pyro really read the whole book

[@Foxinghton]

The more important part is that he bought the book and directly financed ninja

[@definitelyahumannotabot]

U joined 1 hour ago and got top comment fuckin bot

[@Jad3z]

Whoever gets caught reading this book at school is definitely getting bullied

[@shoelace0013]

Jad3z don’t be so forgiving, you have to ghost him.

[@nnnyel]

**pumped up kicks intensifies**

[@stoopid2874]

honestly i only see second and third graders buying this book, where majority of th class wld be like yeaaah go ninjaa woohooo

[@safijivvaboi5081]

stoopid *hEy I bOuGht thE BoOk aNd iM oNly iN FirSt grAdE AnD I bEt iM olDer tHan alL oF yOu.* - some random 1st grader

[@sniperpro-pi9dz]

Why do I see 666

[@YedLee]

6:19 the 'BRUUHH' with the sirens just killed me idk why that was so funny😭

[@pilotgrain2636]

I was at home eating Dorito when phone ring "Ninja book is out" "No"

[@x3-LSTR-512]

I was reading about ligma when discord said Ninja is kil "No"

[@someoneidk6303]

@@x3-LSTR-512 *yes

[@kassbrookmusic]

This is so sad 🥺

[@RandomishToons]

I was at hom eating dorito wen fone ring “Ninja gets killed in book” Yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[@chandrapratap668]

Apology for bad english

[@thedarkcolourmodding8180]

when ninja said “noob” I felt that

[@DrakeMeatRider]

That comment is so 2019

[@jerryzhang5032]

omae mu shinderu - NOOB

[@jeff-hd9og]

Jerry Zhang N00B

[@tommyschroeder3336]

Katvano E NOOOB

[@notbakana7354]

@Mathew the Bastard nani

[@Cyranek]

story time with pyro

[@frnnzy_]

Nabbit05 wow you are the ACTUAL pyro if you can go in the fire, cool

[@Anmolol]

Epic gamer moment

[@John-ek4xc]

ah yes tf2 is here :v

[@FulsomeFrog]

@@John-ek4xc insert pyro muffles here

[@John-ek4xc]

@@FulsomeFrog Pyro , that spy is a spy :v

[@LazarusPointZero]

Ninja’s book is the result of dumping Naruto, Sword Art Online, and Ready Player One into a kids sand mold then squirted in slightly dried elmers glue, chewed it up, spat it out onto some paper, then profited.

[@unbotheredabr7505]

Mr.Beast: plants 20 million trees Ninja: Uses all of them for this epic gamer book

[@LoneLostRanger]

Like a boss😎

[@spewie_stewie]

This is my fav comment

[@Wolfpaw754]

Paper comes from tree farms..

[@Scie]

“My ad revenue will plummet” He says as he has 15 ad breaks

[@isolofvtion]

7 for me

[@lettuce7539]

5 for me.

[@aidantessener7643]

0 for me

[@tomgu1893]

0 for me too lucky me

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

I have 7

[@aster8864]

"He thrives on the souls of children" Honestly, if that doesn't describe Pyro I don't know what does.

[@SethCrowderMusic]

It describes the youtube algorithm

[@johnfreeway]

Seth or leafy

[@jackmatutum7747]

Practically all commentary/reaction channels.

[@zedaddy3530]

Well Pyro says the n-word instead of saying "guys" so that really doesn't make him a "family friendly" channel,it just makes him the chadd he is

[@Hunter-theEggman]

You know what else you can imagine?

[@domtorreto9414]

Draco Malloy talks about funny blue hair man

[@42LMS]

Draco "Malloy" comedy gold

[@blu_nades]

Malloy

[@awsomebstudios2146]

Malloy

[@horns4265]

Malloy

[@dracothegreat1950]

Hmm?

[@notary931]

The drawings are actually good... just the drawings.

[@alexradice8163]

Not really

[@questionmarkquestionmarkques]

also the concept is pretty decent its just that the characters are trash

[@firefists325]

Ninja bad, pyro good.

[@justinyiseverywheresidkwhy3404]

@@firefists325 bruh ninja have donate money to charity

[@snail7eyed]

I'm you but with a face

[@TyroneGParks]

Year: 2020 Pyro's Editing Game: 3020

[@jameswilliams6002]

*12 B.C.

[@janeintherain1480]

8:23 this is the best part of the video I can’t stop watching it

[@bluebird6327]

GOODBYEEEE JOOOOOJOOOOO

[@nathalieproulx5320]

Yes

[@lmao1660]

Araki at the end of every part:

[@minuleiolevaja]

Do you know what is the music called at 8:25

[@theeeveedex6074]

It sounds like sword art online but more “humble brags”

[@ismraz_7232]

the black swordsman? nah. *the swordsman with the HB bandana.*

[@uzire]

stop stealing my comment

[@sircorbalot5549]

The Eevee Dex 😂

[@gravitygas3891]

I now want this comic series to be an anime so Something Witty Entertainment can fix it.

[@rubyy.7374]

They’re both basically “gamers rise up,” except one is implied to be a self insert fanfic and the other IS a self insert fanfic.

[@sugondeez1035]

The fact that I thought he'd say "Keller gets turned into a pickle." at 18:17 just shows how broken my brain is.

[@mohammadhilal6818]

Funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[@7AM.Adrian]

This shows how broken my brain is because I laughed for minutes straight at this comment

[@DrMan-nh3bg]

"I'm a pickle Ninjaaa, i turned myself into a pickle! I'm Pickle KELLERRR!!!"

[@edgarburguete5670]

I think this shows how well structured your brain is by not accepting any bad feedback

[@vietnamgamer9490]

I like the idea that “porn” is an acting tier

[@suarez9108]

Of course, compare Ali-a’s fake excitement to the legendary character who gave us the line “This isn’t a beach, this is a bathtub.” You can see which has better acting

[@HeadHunter697]

Not only do you gotta fake an orgasm, you gotta do it on camera in five different angles.

[@luccasouza5572]

@@BlockedUser420 what

[@empty7170]

@@BlockedUser420 what

[@tomthomson855]

“Thats not white chocolate thats your dick” porn is an acting tier

[@Perfectheart-fan-girl]

I like how sarcastic he is even when he wants you to buy stuff

[@alexandervillagomez1281]

Imagine in infinity war where Thanos instead said noob when we snapped his fingers.

[@benbrian9884]

That would be funny I think

[@archie._mac3691]

.

[@kaktus575]

Thanos: You should've aimed for the head you noob *snaps* Thor:*angry russian screeching

[@NuhashTheHash]

Lmfao *no*

[@danialimran7720]

Ooga booga

[@themeatmeister3822]

Ninja watches sword art online NInja:FERB I KNOW WHAT WERE GONNA DO TODAY

[@Nathan-rg2no]

rip off

[@themeatmeister3822]

Huh?

[@Nathan-rg2no]

@@themeatmeister3822 basically this book is a ripoff of SAO, but worst... far worst

[@themeatmeister3822]

Oh ok I thought you were saying I took the comment from someone else or something

[@lemonplayz4032]

Ninja really is just a knock off blue Kakashi

[@victfv]

The ending is literally SAO. Mary Sue character is too cool to die and completely negates all the rules that were pre established, then his tsundere gf gives him her sword and he kills the bad guy.

[@nepucchi]

the entire book is just western sao

[@anderswiberg7979]

top 10 worst crossovers in history

[@CringeGamingOG]

yes blurry face boi. I too, watch anime on the interwebster.

[@yuro7674]

@General Kenobi bro sao so good idk what you talk about!!!"!"!"!"!"!!!!"!"!"!!!(!((!(!

[@jasperosterlund6308]

Sao?

[@underground40055]

Sword Art Online XVII: Cringey "Family-Friendly" KZbinr Edition "We can't have money if it's not kid-friendly."

[@abandonedchannel1010]

This should have been the title for Ninja's book instead of The Dangerous Game

[@fabiofhefitten]

Bruh I can’t believe Ninja said ‘Noob’ I’m literally shaking and crying at the club rn 😔😔😔😭😭😭

[@DrakeAsleep]

Lol

[@pathosfear6290]

I feel triggered, hurt and vulnerable.

[@johnnyp.5816]

Thomas the Dank That went too far...

[@greenreversecard2612]

Thomas the Dank Why are you like this

[@ERROR-gj6uc]

Damn that’s crazy..... but I don’t remember asking

[@_V.Va_]

"Ninjer." Hey there, Pyro. I don't think you're allowed to say that.

[@meatloafer2762]

This is comedy gold

[@jockeyfield1954]

he still said the n word that 1 time

[@_V.Va_]

@@jockeyfield1954 Wait what, he did??

[@realglubtubbuswepple]

Oh my god he said the n word??? Oh my God this is the end of the world I hate him let's cancel him omg im literally shaking and crying

[@_V.Va_]

@@realglubtubbuswepple shidding and farding pbbtpbbtttbbp

[@artyficial478]

First video of 2019: Ninja video First video of 2020: Ninja video First video of 2021: Not petscop 2

[@Bigmommynut]

Arty 621 WHERE IS PETSCOP 2????????????????????????WHERE

[@Zeke229]

Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts nice quote

[@dwayne1625]

Im not watching petscop 2 without Ninja and AliA as the antagonist

[@fanfan9554]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts yeah my boy pyro been sleeping on that new postal

[@braingrunt2569]

I think he needs to be stopped or he will become a legendary axe in the Fartnoight

[@attilavarga3188]

Ninja should have dyed his hair red, call himself "Ginger Ninjer". He could have become the most famous entertainer with that name.

[@tobiaswerner4418]

I laughed so hard, I spit my drink straight at my monitor

[@eagletgriff]

LMFAO WHAT

[@mrcheese4886]

Ali-A: “no swearing” Alia-A again: “I swear the door always goes at the worst times”

[@notyourbusiness4254]

Didnt quite make me laugh but it was pretty good, 7/10 would read again

[@mrcheese4886]

Fair enough😂

[@gabbythecupcakemonster4317]

stolen \_(U.U)_/

[@burgerhouseinthehouse2079]

Content Deleter True true.

[@bandibandibandibandi]

who cares about if it was stolen, it's just a quote

[@akatobias]

This book is stupid, Ninja cant have female friends

[@zab1370]

Well neither can you...

[@trueassassin3381]

@@zab1370 jokes on u i dont have friends

[@kritedz]

@@trueassassin3381 what the fuck are friends

[@ryanchuabowen2045]

@@kritedz ppl that befriend you

[@julietwatson4642]

I Pee Nuts new phone

[@samlung2724]

"You know how many tress died for Ninja?" That line killed me

[@Foyfabel1497]

"The amount of bread you had today."

[@hshocker98]

References amirite

[@broo89boi84]

Yeah the one’s he chopped down in fortnite

[@thercar9792]

*trees

[@dingletun]

Damn bro, I didnt know Pyro mocking a childrens’ novel character by giving them an Australian accent was something i needed so much. Oh my god, he gave keller my fav aussie impression of all time

[@gg_novastar8492]

“4 pages in and he’s already a douche” sounds just like his life story

[@marrqi7wini54]

Guess it's an autobiography.

[@MauricesHeresy]

Can’t wait to see ninja on this “tHE FuCk diD yoU JusT sAy To mE yOU liTtLe Shit”

[@flushedgaming7821]

People: Criticise Ninja’s book Ninja: “Everyone on KZbin hates me”

[@HaziqShake]

So does everyone on twitch

[@viggecokarlittecola4655]

well if this was a normal childrens book it wouldent be criticized at all also if the games that are about pewdiepie were about ninja i bet those games would be more criticized he has a point

[@Sunss]

@@HaziqShake didn't he switch to that google *streaming platform*

[@flushedgaming7821]

JsevenZ It’s mixer. Its owned by Microsoft

[@fostNZ]

@@viggecokarlittecola4655 Yes if it was a normal children's book it wouldn't be criticized so much, if the games that are about pewdiepie were about ninja they'd be criticized, why? Cause it's Ninja, he's famous. If it was a normal children's book it wouldn't be, why? SINCE ITS NOT WRITTEN BY A FAMOUS PERSON. Pewdiepie's games, they would of been more criticized probably cause Ninja would change the direction of the game to a battle royal.

[@gunnaryoung]

Imagine being required to read "The Most Dangerous Game" and accidentally reading "Ninja: The Most Dangerous Game"

[@FooPanda]

A book where Ninja gets hunted by 9 year olds in a battle royale, to the death

[@Hotpotatogal]

@@FooPanda Best Comment

[@joeyylmao2163]

Thing is The Most Dangerous Game is a good book

[@emblemblade9245]

I did an escape room based around it once. Was a pretty cool twist to find that out

[@threadyprawn8944]

I'd rather read the real "The Most Dangerous Game" because that is some good shit there.

[@snazzy3743]

The second book is out, now we just wait 4 Pyro to review it

[@zwan6740]

I thought “The Most Dangerous Game” was about Ninja hunting human beings for sport after he got bored of Fortnite.

[@afii]

Idek wtf youre saying mate

[@elbertloverez7754]

@@afii He's referencing a book with the same name.

[@LittleSprout73]

@@afii there's a 1920s(?) book with the same title which is about a man who meets a hunter who later reaveals that he likes to hunt humans for sport because they're more exciting than animals. And it's a whole man vs hunter type story.

[@catchercat_yt3503]

The one story I actually enjoyed in (un)Lit class

[@roninjoeyツ]

I love that short story

[@MultiEkisDe]

I've made roleplays with more sense than this book.

[@teefffa]

And i think i perfer watching a old poorly made horror movie rather this comic

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@teefffa would you rather: Read Ninja Manga or watch that Star Wars movie with Chewbacca and his family. I'd read Ninja Manga.

[@deadchannel5184]

Mood is oozing from this

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@deadchannel5184 poo penis. Penises on top of toast on top of Sandwiches.

[@deadchannel5184]

Cosmic Mitama The Ultimate what is this reply, I stay up awake to think- “What was going on in this humans head to write this?”

[@ProdigyCOD]

Imagine someday when "noob" becomes a racial slur

[@wannabewyvern]

Wulfy OH GOD I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THAT ERA

[@pam2692]

n word: the sequel

[@kaden-bone8097]

Don't jinx it. In today's retarded society if you offend someone it's basically against the law.

[@hissingfaunaa]

you have a fortnite profile pic

[@Erawakeup]

Wulfy shut up Noober

[@kameronmininni]

You know what else we can imagine

[@TooCool4You]

Basically every "fight scene" in this story: *Tries to attack Ninja* *Ninja kills them* Ninja calls them noobs Epic, right?

[@privatecheems9808]

Much EPIC

[@toomanysandwiches8665]

epic just like epic games

[@privatecheems9808]

@@toomanysandwiches8665 Epic games: where games are EPIC

[@staringgasmask]

@@privatecheems9808 and your information is sold to China

[@privatecheems9808]

@@staringgasmask well it better be sold for a damn good price

[@akaspektorch.7707]

"mom can i have Sword Art Online?" "No, We have Sword Art Online at home" SAO at home:

[@saidatulhusna1533]

that's a low blow

[@ChainArtsMotion]

They where 100% inspired from that show

[@sillyguy247]

fax

[@bigjohnpal8425]

I would follow a man like you, with the wisdom and bravery, into battle

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Ah yes,Shit 2

[@arturoflores1318]

“But before we get to ninjas book, let’s hear a word from our sponsor, raid shadow legends.

[@theknightsofawesomeness2701]

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[@Revenant_.]

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[@Dwightknignt]

This video was massive, you know what else is massive?

[@grammy_hnng]

ur mom

[@bananamanquiterio3964]

The red 👠

[@JonahKolmel]

Me “mom can I get The Hunger Games?” Mom: “we have The Hunger Games at home” The Hunger Games at home:

[@user-rw2pq8te7x]

This one doesnt even have the tall gamer chad you can find at twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

[@KingRogue]

@@user-rw2pq8te7x Nice

[@Borganov20]

It’s the most dangerous game

[@shmandom]

Omg Sniper 532 I’m your biggest fan

[@bonjolor8298]

Nice gamer name, dweebazoid

[@xenan7889]

Imagine spending years in art school. Learning geometry, human anatomy color theory and the culmination of all of that is illustrating a book for a guy who's biggest achievement is playing Fortnite and not be a virgin...

[@DJLardAss]

that sounds like scott the woz but from a reverse dimenstion

[@becuaseimbored3481]

There's no way he isn't a virgin.

[@xzero6850]

He’s definitely a virgin

[@gasmaskmanne]

He’s definitely a virgin.

[@autisticduck3071]

Black Man Like all good things it depends how much they're paying you

[@pilot9266]

“noob” -Ninja, 2020

[@pastaronravioli4238]

noob -ninja 2020 -pilot2020

[@dcarterm8371]

Noob -Ninja 2020 -Pilot 2020 -Pastaron ravioli 2020

[@goblokanjing95]

noOB -Ninja 2020 -Pilot 2020 - Pastaron ravioli 2020 -Dcarterm 2020

[@brameshess9766]

@@goblokanjing95 Noob -ninja 2020 -Pilot 2020 -Pastaron Ravioli 2020 -Dcarterm 2020 -Shalluwie 2020

[@sglc_5714]

NoOb -ninja 2020 -Pilot 2020 -Pastaron Ravioli 2020 -Dcarterm 2020 -Shalluwie 2020 - ᙠᙠoʎ 2020

[@becktotheaction1891]

Dude volume 2 is now a thing, you are legally obligated to make a video on it.

[@saichoooo]

i was eating doritos and i got message: "ninja is kil" "no"

[@ricardofan2733]

where was you when hitler die i was at buncker eatin sosig and phon ring “hitler is kil” no

[@tjtague7460]

u mean. where were u when ninja was kil I was in house drinking red bull when phone ring ninja is kil no

[@saichoooo]

@@tjtague7460 yes, ninja is kil

[@vertical6866]

apology for bad english

[@arthcnvs]

*no*

[@damianthorne2532]

I forgot how perfect Dio's "GOODBYE, JOJO!" moment was.

[@deanrobson6904]

Damian Thorne brother, our stands are like best mates

[@user-kp8wn1iw8o]

GERBYE JOOJOOO

[@timothytosser288]

Za hando is best stand

[@ColtonFultz07]

Oh hey bro, It’s me josuke

[@doomtron899]

Unlimit3d_Plauge Oi, JOSUKE

[@Madhusudhan_M]

That book is literally the proof that Ninja's audience are 9 year olds.

[@SpringODc2melapela]

you are actually right my cousin is 9 years old and a crybaby and also a ninja viewer my dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined

[@jessicacarranza2959]

@@SpringODc2melapela I think my cousin kid is 9

[@faeyzaihsanulfikri9975]

I’m 12 but I’m stuck in a 9 year olds boy I’m short

[@Brimspark]

The saying, "about to get nae nae'd" is so much more powerful with all the silento drama

[@nicocurti7183]

*revenge of the sith final battle* Anakin: You underestimate my power Obi-wan: You could’ve been awesome, Anakin

[@soup7913]

Nico Curti underrated comment

[@jeanantonpadua4716]

@Blueburrito123 *elegant weapon

[@andrewholmes2850]

@Blueburrito123 to my collection

[@_CG04]

Ah yes, Tyler Fortnite Ninja “American sniper” Blevins

[@milicacrvenica2081]

Me: "mom can we have Kakashi?" Mom: "we have Kakashi at home" The Kakashi at home:

[@FeetLavers69]

I dont understand the joke

[@artaps3757]

Canned Peanuts Naruto

[@Doubl_Troubl]

Canned Peanuts it’s naruto

[@jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon1915]

It's weird. He doesn't have an eyegear and mask. You bought Kakashi from Walmart, mom?

[@milicacrvenica2081]

@@FeetLavers69 Kakashi is a naruto character, and Ninja's character in this book essentially looks like a shitty blue version of him

[@22pilots50]

10:40 who the fuck does he want to watch his stream

[@Ilse446]

*ninja watches sword art online once* Ninja: “this belongs to me now”

[@jjjogos6751]

That book is basically a Chinese SAO

[@Watchtone]

(it’s free estate)

[@Jokoko2828]

I fucking wish Ninja was a cute girl with a height complex that plays as womanlet Speedy Gonzales online.

[@keyman245]

Manhwa SAO

[@Jokoko2828]

@@keyman245 Oh, someone remembers Shin Angyo Onshi.

[@CaptainLays]

So basically his whole book is just the Sword Art Online story.

[@heudbsusjjsidd]

Yeah..........but worse

[@Imjudah-]

@@heudbsusjjsidd well you go to give ninja credit that’s a accomplishment

[@heudbsusjjsidd]

@@Imjudah- I didn't think it was possible to make SAO look good.

[@adrielcruz2736]

@@heudbsusjjsidd it shouldn’t be, it’s nearly impossible. Yet somehow ninja collected all of the infinity stones and made it possible.

[@daychild_]

@@heudbsusjjsidd I didn’t know it was possible to make sao even worse than it already is lol

[@CocoMountainMC]

i thought ninja doesn’t play with girls

[@kelpq1u]

LMFAO hahahsgdheusja

[@DurpyON]

Lmao

[@noeL-sp6wn]

Very epic

[@PapsThings]

*He does in bed ;)*

[@Real_Kaedinh]

Oh yeah i forgot he said that

[@KodeGringle]

Oooh nice choice of music in the beginning. Swag shop, very epic

[@centurionpan3400]

You do realize that someone got turned into a HEADBAND for winning? Not even a weapon, and ninja is WEARING that human on his head

[@xbigbooshx4643]

CenturionPan: Your profile picture is how that “person” felt as a headband.

[@picklechin7793]

im actually typing this on a 3DS and it hurts

[@ccda3324]

Power move

[@flixs1353]

Breaks fingers, noob

[@DJLardAss]

It's ok we have all been there and done that

[@thamberling3806]

Wait a sec... My 3ds cant with youtube and i have youtube

[@DJLardAss]

@@thamberling3806 KZbin was discontinued the only way you can watch KZbin on a 3ds is on the web browser with a new 3ds

[@Spellfork]

Let me guess, at the end as ninja fights his nemesis he wins by reporting the bad guy for stream sniping

[@DrakeMeatRider]

Oh my god

[@lmsports6136]

u r big brain boi

[@hexvitaminddeficiency9690]

Joakim Rannikko u just spoiled this for me ;( im reporting u

[@timothytosser288]

2:16 you know about commissions dont you pyro

[@uffy]

I swear to god there is nothing as teeth grindingly cringy as hearing "What the crap" in absolutely any media

[@uffy]

in my opinion, it hurts the most when I see it in a lowest common denominator kind of kids show or book, go figure

[@razor6827]

Uffy Mane I get what you mean

[@samuelshiloh2316]

I see you suffer from the same torture as well

[@vietnamgamer9490]

I gotta agree on that point friend

[@Mariodash23]

Strong Bad would like to know your location.

[@kyso829]

Imagine waiting 9 months just to name your child ninja

[@xueyangtew2456]

Its not his real name, but okay.

[@rudrakshsaha8210]

@@xueyangtew2456 r/whoosh

[@purolanpastori]

i actually know 2 real people called ninja

[@kallmekhaos8367]

purolanpastori lets be politically correct. They’re people of color. Or African Americans. Family friendly channel

[@xueyangtew2456]

@@rudrakshsaha8210 you didnt even get woooosh right

[@TheRanchiestMan]

“GOODBYE JOJO” - killer to Tyler 2020

[@ejdg8386]

Lmao

[@wanshahmin6064]

I like this cause I like JoJo

[@LucasGabriel-dz3mf]

@@wanshahmin6064 no shit

[@SomeRandomHelldiver07]

You fool killer queen already touched this comment section

[@SomeRandomHelldiver07]

@AUsDorian kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqPCiWV9oaaVgdk

[@nobudgetproductions9987]

I like how ninja just tells the entire universe to rise up and they do

[@AdamG1983]

"I'm not seeing enough movement!!!"

[@terra-brawlstars1891]

Dirty mind!

[@eskimo8383]

So basically, this book is just sword art online but worse and kid friendly

[@brwisnt]

How can something be worse than SAO

[@eskimo8383]

@@brwisnt include a fortnite streamer and there you go you have something worse then SAO

[@brwisnt]

Fine, you’re right

[@jjjogos6751]

@@brwisnt SAO is a pretty good anime,not the best,but a good one,and,btw,shoujo ramune is way worse

[@brwisnt]

People say “opinions can’t be wrong”, however yours is

[@fidelski2019]

The dialogue is something I like to call “shroudfusion”. It’s pretty much when beginning writers attempt to write their dialogue to be extremely “poetic” regardless of the tone of the story or the characters speaking. Most people overcome it at a young age, guess Ninja never did though.

[@neros1277]

I want to be a writer, i may be pretty good at it actually, so let me get this straight, this shroudfusion is when a character which for exmaple... Likes to take a piss out of everything has a line that is poetic which don't fit his/hers personality

[@fidelski2019]

@@neros1277 yeah. It’s a specific type of dialogue uniformality where the characters all speak in this abbreviated manner that is meant to inspire emphasis. Although not exactly the same, think of the Star Wars Prequels.

[@Ze_eT]

@@fidelski2019 16:19 is a good example for that. Ninja acts like as if he knows his entire character and describes him like an anime character who is about to defeat the villain, yet "You could've been awesome" and also 2:41

[@alexradice8163]

That's a good term. I appreciate this comment a lot

[@tzeentchmundi44]

Honestly, this book is a proof that everybody can be a good writer, because damn, if this thing passed the quality test...

[@samdalton418]

12:59 that plin plin plon hit so close to home

[@feedandseed5632]

Mom can we have marvel "We have marvel at home" Marvel at home:

[@pacificgrim4661]

Ninja's Quest For The Gamer Girl Bathwater is my favorite anime series

[@randommanofculture2673]

Eh the manga was better

[@beanjams4071]

YOU FOOL JOJO'S EPIC GAMER POSE FROM CORY IN THE HOUSE IS BEST

[@Chrisman1409]

Bean jams daamn bro, you got the whole squad laughing

[@Chrisman1409]

@Steve BURCHELL nice originality

[@SonicRG]

Yes, my favorite anime “Ninja Art Online”

[@haitas8501]

Mine is Ninja Horizon

[@cerealeater803]

Stream Snipe on Ninja

[@super1512]

You've just sprung the idea of Ninja hentai into my head

[@drinos]

Ninjato

[@chosenmelon8695]

SonicRG LOL i was like oh its kirito with blue hair

[@Hadi-wf7ze]

I respect the fact that he used Simpsons Hit and Run music in the background back then.