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👇 THE JOKE 👇
Cinderella was now 75 years old...
After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince, she sat happily upon her rocking chair...
watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Alan for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, as you have lived a good wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes... "
"Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, almost under her breath, she uttered her first wish...
"I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold.
Cinderella was stunned!
Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.
Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!"
The Fairy Godmother replied, "It's the least I can do... "
"What does your heart desire for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years...
And long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her very soul.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke, "You have one more wish, what will you have?"
Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said...
"I wish you to transform Alan, my old cat, into a beautiful and handsome young man."
Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a fundamental change in his biological make-up...
That, when complete, he stood before her a boy so beautiful, the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations Cinderella, Enjoy your new life!"
And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen...
Then, Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his strong, youthful arms.
He leaned in close to her ear, whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath...
"I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"
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[@davydteather6822]

A drunk guy walks out of a bar and runs into two priests. He says to the first priest, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest replied, "No son. I'm Jesus Christ." The drunk said the same thing to the second priest. The second priest replied, "No son. I'm Jesus Christ." The drunk said, "I'll prove it to you." The drunk walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ, you here again?!"

[@trishacolson]

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[@Jacob-ph6rp]

Lol lol 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

[@rhondabitler5474]

LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@manjurangra56469]

😂😂good one

[@leconjuringchef]

😅

[@paulsmith5398]

YIKES!🤣🤣👍❗ Well, Cinderella can have plenty of fun without having kids! They only snip the "crown jewels", but nothing else! 🤔😵😨😱👍❗🐱Mrrrrrowwww❓

[@Pumpherstonsmith]

The final line of the song goes " The night is young but you`ll regret that day you took me to see the vet"

[@wbwilhite]

I didn't see that coming. Neither will she.

[@sjTHEfirst]

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Agggggggggggg

[@davidstephens189]

OMG! I guessed the ending as soon as I heard granting wishes.... That was great.

[@glennsmith976]

Cinderella wanted to go to a party at the King's palace. She asked her Fairy Godmother if could she go. Fairy Godmother said, "The last time you went to one of those parties, when you came home, your dress was torn, you only had one shoe, your bra was missing, and you didn't come home until 3:00." Cinderella said, "The King himself has requested that I come to the party." Fairy Godmother said,"If the King wants you to go, you can go. But look here, if you go to that party, I want you home at 2:00. If you aren't here at 2:00 I'm going to turn your coochie into a pumpkin!" So Cinderella went to the party. At 2:00, she wasn't home. At 3:00, she wasn't home. At 4:00, here she comes. Fairy Godmother says, "I thought I told you to be home by 2:00. What did the King say when your coochie turned into a pumpkin?" Cinderella said, "I wasn't with the King." Fairy Godmother said, "Who were you with?" Cinderella said, "I was with Peter the Pumpkin Eater!"

[@Jacob-ph6rp]

That's frickin hilarious

[@joycebowen8958]

I'm 57 now and that has been a favorite joke of mine since the "bad" girl told it to us in the 5th grade!😂 Only back then we told it the night of the ball everything transformed as she was about to leave the fairy godmother changed a pumpkin into a diaphragm.

[@sjhgranitebay]

@@Jacob-ph6rp 😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@martinvorlicek9802]

​@@joycebowen8958😊

[@solivier7983]

Like the cat, this one has whiskers on it.

[@SeptemberChild1835]

So does your Mom.

[@martinwood744]

At least no one can say this joke was a load of bollocks!

[@lauriepittari8594]

The three fairy godmothers abandoned me on the moon Titan. Lucky for me, I made a spaceship out of US Mint coins and the Hulk gave me a lift off -back on track to Earth.

[@ralph4233]

I heard Rapunzel got all grey and her knight's shining armor is all rusted living unhappily everafter

[@dansmith8872]

That was so bad .And I love it. Thanks.

[@sandragray3951]

And quite old!🤣🤣🤣

[@roseogrady8785]

L O L.

[@jamesmurray8558]

Like Genies, fairy godmothers screw you with three wishs.

[@ericmcdowell5762]

Eric McDowell 0 seconds ago For my last wish, I would have asked for a quadzillion more wishes, ... that would come true.

[@debbiethomas2622]

He should still be able to "purr" form. he just can't pop any "litters!"

[@Fazzel]

At least now she won't have to worry about getting pregnant.

[@myriamguns2162]

@Fazzel 75 year old women don't usually get pregnant.

[@Fazzel]

@@myriamguns2162 -- I am guessing that when her fairy godmother made her young again her ovaries also became young again.

[@atlantianson515]

That made me laugh uncontrollably.

[@kimberlycregger7341]

HAHA a good one . The voices were great. I didn't think that was going be the ending. Oh well, you can't have everything lol.!

[@MorningNapalm]

I thought he was going to be gay :D

[@kimberlycregger7341]

@@MorningNapalm 😅

[@willhemmings]

I saw a variation of that joke in a book called Man Walks Into a Bar, so funny I wrote it down. While we're on the pet theme, here's one. Bloke goes to the vet, says, 'I'm very worried about my dog. Every time he hears a fire engine siren he runs off and disappears for a few hours'. The vet says, 'That's normal, he's a rescue dog'. Here's another one. When a cat dies, world famous for having a record number of litters, the owners decide to give her a good send off. 'Leave it to me', the bloke says to his wife, and disappears into the garden to bury it. He's out there for hours; and his wife, who's now getting worried, goes out and sees that the job has been done, but the bloke's hands are cut to ribbons, his finger nails are worn to the quick and there's blood everywhere. The woman looks at him and says, 'Why did you dig the hole with your bare hands?' The bloke answers, 'Because I didn't get the cat spayed.' You saw them here first

[@Howdy76]

OH, I GOT IT. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[@willhemmings]

My mistake, it's a play on the word 'spayed', cat's hysterectomy; and spade to dig the hole. Not funny now I think about it @@michaelpalmieri7335

[@kadzunk63]

Funny! I've heard this joke in Dutch in the 1970s

[@loljokes]

Thanks! 😀

[@kimberlyjacobsen4148]

Hmm 🤔 what happens at 12 o clock at night??

[@KRW628]

I didn't see THAT coming

[@sjinzaar]

Neither did she!

[@jimgilbert9984]

I know what my 3 wishes are... 1. I wish for the super-powers I've always longed for. 2. I wish to win the lottery jackpot. 3. I wish for true, undying love. Not much to ask for, is it?

[@vixis]

Ooooooold joke 😂

[@ФилиппЛыков-д8е]

Prince from the glorious Farinelli dynasty :)

[@nickrich56]

Nine lives without nuts 🤣

[@SeptemberChild1835]

Sounds like your Dad.

[@jeremyashford2115]

There are many men in the real world now regretting having had themselves neutered.

[@Schcarraffone]

Even though the other lady with the 7 dwarfs... if what they say about them is true... would have had it not too bad...

[@loljokes]

I want to hear what the old lady in the shoe has to say about this.... 😂

[@annebeignatborde1832]

Not the first time I've heard this one but the way you told it and the voices made me laugh 😊

[@loljokes]

Thank you. 😀

[@Michaelkaydee]

😂

[@jodyharnish9104]

I heard this decades ago.

[@InformationEngineer59]

Love it!

[@loljokes]

Thanks! 😀

[@lindagates9150]

The Cinderella story was published by CharlesPerrault just at the turn of the 17th century 1690 something if I remember correctly ….Disney was saved by Cinderella in 1950 seventy three years ago the story of Cinderella cartoon version saved his business from going under. The Cinderella story is traced back to a Greek story that involved a lost shoe a bird of prey that flew across the Mediterranean to drop it in a pharaohs lap two thousand years ago . My thought is does it matter if one of or actually both characters are infertile. Now I think of it perhaps Alan is an eunuch that would make a slight difference depending on how handy a man he was capable of being . Beside that amazing amount of wealth could be used for recovery research these are some of my thoughts on hearing the current story making the rounds.. I usually don’t listen to celebrity gossip but I of course will always make an exception for the ones that you publish. 🎉❤🎉

[@paulbedichek5177]

A chair of gold does not make you incredibly wealthy.

[@eddyblackmore2834]

@@paulbedichek5177 no, but selling it would.

[@dandycat2204]

Wtf??? Besides Alan is a eunuch, that's what "neutering" is, and that's the joke... Cinderella, youthful vigor restored, with the most beautiful man in the world, but cannot satisfy her venal desires cos he's been castrated when he was a cat.

[@tonyblake7569]

Lol, cute joke.

[@loljokes]

Thanks Tony! 😀

[@jimboAndersenReviews]

Well played :3

[@loljokes]

Thanks Jacob! 😀

[@maureencora1]

I Knew It.

[@cb4883]

Meow 😢

[@dmsouza1000]

Essa foi boa!

[@loljokes]

Thank you Mota! 😀

[@chungchihsu2000]

I bet you regret having me neutered now.

[@Dalnutt]

The band?

[@rifelaw]

Sure can tell this was written by a guy.

[@RalphDratman]

Yuck

[@loljokes]

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck... 😂