Josh Johnson Fears Drugs, New York and Kids | JFL | LOL StandUp!

[@pippareyne4601]

Started dying when he said the rat said "But you won't tho" 😂😂😂

[@Archer89201]

But I did

[@Ribug17]

Kenzie K dead

[@andyausman2139]

Better have a bat or gun!

[@jrtaylor8854]

“Too much bass for a third grader”. Omg dead

[@bldrnnerln3894]

He's an intellectual comedian. I wouldn't be surprised if he was philosophical too.

[@Skycrowliu]

can you explain? i dont really get it XD

[@akenohimejima7734]

@@Skycrowliu voice to deep

[@Skycrowliu]

@@akenohimejima7734 I see! Thank you. English is not so good, I forgot what bass means 😅

[@empower.1982]

??

[@frowhatitsworth]

Shoutout to that one person crying laughing. That would be me.

[@Just-Nikki]

Amber Jones I couldn’t do it, I would have to stop and ask people if they are brain dead! His delivery is perfect 👌🏼 they should all be laughing like that.

[@ssmuikakarot6057]

It's not really funny to me but it is amusing to listen to. Either way I am entertained.

[@cleopowell5207]

I’m in bed 🗣 HOLLERING 🗣 🤣🤣🤣

[@arati5550]

I love how expressionless he is while telling his jokes.... absolutely love him!!!

[@trippin5802]

420 🍁🌿☘️🍀🎉🎊🚬

[@ssmuikakarot6057]

@@trippin5802 4 months late but im smoking blunts rn

[@lghths]

That's what i love most about him.

[@kimdixon8362]

YES another KING GOD

[@drzbillionaire]

Hey Arati how are you be my Maserati I'll be you're brown ski italian.

[@hannahatheart]

He’s talented, smart, and hilarious. This crowd was lameeeee.

[@tylergarza8695]

The crowd was *quiet.

[@tylergarza8695]

@meatball sub w pepperonis Dude. That room was gigantic. The sound guys don't put mics on the fucking crowd, they mic the COMEDIAN. So no shit you couldn't hear them from the one microphone in the entire room.

[@18missmm]

@@Insert639 That's what I was thinking! 😂😂😂

[@magus9130]

Plus, he's soo cute😍

[@lucas60336]

It’s probably because of the light. When the audience can see eachother they become self aware, and won’t laugh very often, which generally reduces the “room temperature”. Really bad planning by the organizers.

[@QweenKoopa-]

"Who smiles bottom teeth first?" Lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣

[@QweenKoopa-]

Aiyaluna Yourke 🥴

[@josephgozie1615]

Lol 😆😆😆😆😆

[@MrBluntDaily]

Dude's awesome and hilarious. Crowd sucks.

[@MrBluntDaily]

Yeah, nah. Dude's awesome. Crowd sucked.

[@parlayphresh3062]

I agree

[@parlayphresh3062]

@@PepsiFuturenah

[@reginald8947]

😂

[@enjitodoroki202]

@@PepsiFuture Where did you get this statistic?

[@gypsyrose1634]

He’s great. Crowd sucks. If this was John mulaney they’d be knee slapping lmao

[@oakpkdude]

I think they're both hilarious.

[@umangwav]

His delivery in this set was weak. Solid jokes but not his best set.

[@ultramemes1858]

Umang Narayan yeah, I really like him, but his delivery just felt a bit off.

[@machete660]

You tryna compare this kid to Mulaney lmao, their styles are completely different

[@squam0]

@@stuartpidassle7658 John Mulaney didn't invent the "kids are assholes" bit

[@haroldpineda3323]

I like how at 0:43 that woman shakes her head like "yeah i tried it and it screws you up 😂"

[@cynnamo7422]

lmao

[@Lolzakiyah]

Harold Pineda 💀💀💀💀

[@giammyv]

that little "yea" girl do you need to tell me something

[@obviouslymatt6452]

“yup.”

[@persephone1015]

Omg yea

[@midnightawakens994]

Crowd was lame. This was totally funny. He coulda presented it a bit better, but it was still really good.

[@Imachef]

Midnight Awakens totally agree

[@kjcaramel4547]

W h i t e p e o p l e

[@Quick--]

Idk if you have watched him before but thats just hiz style, like a sort of monotone feeling

[@midnightawakens994]

Quickman0520 I have. I’ve seen him perform this bit better before

[@notaspy8944]

I mean the audience was bad But he can't just stand there going "BOOOOOOOOOO"

[@brianfrtz]

Josh: I get to the party, someone offers me heroin... Crowd: *d e a d* Josh: RIGHT?! 😂😂😂😂

[@ayyboii8108]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died. Like "Yall used to this?"

[@AliVissuetti]

Josh Johnson is the best! this guy is funny as hell. Netflix...give this man a especial!

[@abcde8293]

Is this the same guy that befriended a kkk member?

[@alecsher9915]

Daft Funk yes

[@AliVissuetti]

@@abcde8293 yes....but it was cause of the BBQ being so good!

[@trippin5802]

*_420_* 🚬

[@adlockhungry304]

Ali Vissuetti, yep! 😂 Jordan. Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Are those clan ribs? Can I have some?

[@leedraconis5793]

“Butchu won’t tho” THAT WAS FUNNY WHY WONT THEY LAUGH

[@vladfifty-two8530]

When you’re too smart for your crowd.

[@danithegoat1416]

I would leave a like but you have 676 likes which is 24 squared. KOBE

[@JK-zy2gu]

@@danithegoat1416 i think you mean 576

[@cewe2003]

I found him hilarious………and I don’t laugh at most comedians.

[@erikpaulton2174]

He stole Pete Davidson’s joke

[@dd-oe5tu]

@@erikpaulton2174 ??

[@lilylastarza4983]

Crowd didn't give the credit he was due 😕 amazing comedian

[@RosySpeaks]

So true because I was cracking up more than they were

[@patchess5488]

To Be fair the third grader skit was EXTREMELY similar to John Mulaneys

[@Jaisean]

“I thought we were gonna drive there” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aqua-mina]

Best part lol! So many of those small planes where I’m from so I totally get him

[@TnT24u]

"Do we all have to jump UP at the same time"?

[@philipgallagher69420]

This dude is hilarious. That crowd was dead AF

[@DaRealH2]

The "dead white girl" line....."When They See Us" wasn't even out yet on Netflix, think about it

[@MissEasyPeasySleasy]

This was my question... It popped straight in my head! I laughed but was crying on the inside

[@BarginsGalore]

Harvey Jennings because they are both based on the same thing

[@FaRtBoMb42]

He's like if Donald Glover and Jerrod Charmichael had an awkward baby

[@EyeHeytEwe]

I hate how accurate this is. 😂😭

[@Kurrent.]

There’s no way that baby wouldn’t be awkward lmaoo

[@pinupgrl69]

Yes! Spot on

[@mojothemaster]

I was bout to say the same damn thing

[@TrollPriestZandum]

More like Jerrod Carmichael and Kat Williams.

[@ruffey1748]

What a rubbish crowd...jokes were intelligent, funny.

[@Quocalimar]

You sound like every Rock and Mirty fan

[@quantumgirl3047]

“Do we all need to jump at the same time?” That was genius. I watch so much comedy that I don’t laugh at a lot of stuff anymore. But this guy has a creative element of surprise for each joke. He’s really funny.

[@rosequartz4102]

As soon as he said about the fact that there are no air masks and maybe you should just say a verse from the Bible I thought, hey maybe those tiny eight-seater planes should just stick a mezuzah up where the air masks come from 😂 kill two birds with one stone

[@chawko4140]

His stand up dramatically changed if you comparing it ti the cat fishing KKK

[@GS-kj6ur]

He's really speeding up his delivery

[@18missmm]

I literally didn't realize it was the same person until I just saw his new video, n the Catfishing video was up next. I was like, "wait, Josh Johnson..... OMG, really?!" 😂 I saw that video a year ago! 😂 I love his growth tho.

[@vanessaamaniampong5423]

@@18missmm lol same thing for me😂

[@saraiinez8790]

I like those other videos still but yh his delivery is smoother.

[@ReadObituaries]

Yikes YESSS! Thats all I can think every time. He.. used... to.... talk.... so.... slowwwwww..... timing was terrible. He’s WAY better. Like, actually makes me lol now

[@taylorh9200]

Aye yo.....you got Biiiiiird Shoulders😂😂😂. I can see it.

[@slywitit7482]

Taylor H lmaoooo same!!

[@sethcurry4099]

"It took this little plane so long, I thought we were gonna drive there" Hahaha XD that's killed me

[@ARCHANGELREBORNX]

As i read the comment the line came up ☺

[@artb7338]

When he said "i almost called him sir." Lmfao 🤣🤣

[@diedriegibbs6938]

He's actually funny. Love his demeanor and his overall content was AMAZING.

[@casperr1299]

Lamest crowd of standup comedy: THIS.

[@radioactive_baby]

Ive seen worse lol

[@timjimmy6060]

But you un- ironically used lame in a sentence

[@Arcaryon]

No mic in the audience.

[@cirquedumushroom]

Did you "this" your own comment?

[@zackmckenzie3582]

This was new material. He was just working out some stuff because he probably has an half hour special coming soon.

[@bennyben7040]

“Plane took so long I thought we were gonna drive there” lol First time I seen him and I can already tell he’s gonna be a star. His delivery is great.

[@DaRealH2]

Don't ever do stand up there again bro. The crowd was full of lames, delivery is a bit different but overall very funny. Single engine planes take off just like that too no joke

[@erikpaulton2174]

Harvey Jennings he stole Pete Davidson’s joke

[@reynaldoponce3645]

@@erikpaulton2174 what is the joke in the video and give me the link to his joke he stile allegedly

[@bldrnnerln3894]

@@erikpaulton2174 Why do you care? Are you a comedian? It's very very unlikely that he did that. Actual working comedians know that.

[@TnT24u]

@@erikpaulton2174 more than likely they were on the same topic but different jokes... why you keep talking sh!t like that? that's a very serious accusation.

[@OpticalJesu5]

He's hilarious, his delivery will improve as he keeps going. Watching his career with great interest.

[@tajh2768]

That’s how his stand up is. His tone is monotonous almost and I like it

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

His timing is just a tad off. Clearly very talented, he'll improve. He's a major up and comer imo

[@ProfHojo-]

his delivery is perfect. It's why I started enjoying his comedy

[@johnpappadopoulos2812]

The crowd doesnt deserve him he is too funny

[@Jaisean]

Am I the only one that was dying from laughter the whole video?? 😂😂😂😂😂 damn my sense of humor must be at all time low if so

[@christopherholley3820]

Nah i thought dude was funny as a champ somethin bout him

[@jazzz4587]

I was too 😂

[@neneb9573]

Jaisean No he is actually funny😂

[@Protectobot]

He's FUNNY! It's almost like crowds are afraid to laugh sometimes 😂

[@jaden5769]

He’s pretty good idk why everyone’s clowning him he had me dying

[@michaelfleming4994]

Wow this crowd was so lame he had to revert to a race joke

[@blackbird3847]

He and John Mulaney can bond over their fear of vicious children together

[@ItsJustValHere]

And over their fear of small airplanes.

[@kay9301]

His jokes were definitely flying over their heads cuz he was funny asf

[@RiahYannaBeans]

Josh Johnson: 3rd grader talking to him: *YO YO BIRD SHOULDERS* John Mulaney: Kids: "Hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips!"

[@DogLover-nh5sf]

I was looking for this.... i was like.... damn.... dont put that in your special my guy lol

[@seaofflowers.]

@@DogLover-nh5sf the 2 jokes aren't similar, aside from kid bullys, how does it come off as a joke steal? Genuinely wondering, not asking in a douchey way

[@hannahjoyk]

Sea of Flower's I’m wondering too..

[@iguessitsokyungrichbaby2813]

Pete Davison wrote that plane joke word for word. Yikes

[@bryanwilliams1503]

IGuessIt’sOk YungRichBaby not word for word but like the kid bullies joke it’s a little to close for comfort

[@johnfromafar]

.

[@Neogenesisdiablo]

Do you disagree??

[@mumbii_sun]

Because it's completely true

[@yikes_lazzy]

What was the point of this comment 😐

[@thatguy-un1yy]

"finding a dead white girl" Crowd: *Aii turn up the volume y'all*

[@golanedik9937]

Josh is great, Ive been doin stand up 5 years now and I look at guys like him as examples of how to produce incredibly tight original material

[@mopreme3605]

Unfunny Stuff timid black guy, he's like the suburban Kevin hart, not original, they're both short so it works I guess, but I'm over it.

[@dublplus3332]

Bird shoulders was a veiled riff on a John mulaney bit

[@cassidy18908]

Put up some youtube videos of your material. We want to see!

[@nicoleowens2318]

Timid black guy? It's been done so..he can't be himself? We can only have one timid black comedian? Umm...how many timid white guys are there out there doing comedy? Almost all comedians are white, timid and male. A few are confident-seeming, brash white males. A bunch of timid white females too. Why even comment this? I don't understand? Kevin Hart is juvenile, I don't know why this guy is being compared to him other than the color of his skin..

[@SorryDukeLe]

Unfunny Stuff Childish Gambino tone.

[@catgirlgrunge]

It feels like we're having a conversation. I just love everything about this guy

[@Diana-tg6ng]

I'm learning English and I love this man because I can understand him, he talks clear.

[@matrix994]

I turned around and almost called him sir by accident! TEARS😂

[@thatjayne]

I loved him. Takes so much courage to be laidback or quiet just looking at the audience for long pauses. Funny AF.

[@alicesonorbe1762]

“bird shoulders” and “feminine hips” have the same energy

[@ojkilledmacdre]

“Wassup bird shoulders” lmao been a fan since last year his material keeps me looking for new material.

[@mathiascarroll5079]

This guy is one of the funniest stand up comedians!

[@royalchukwuka5097]

I'm too black to JUST find her.

[@ericpelton4533]

This was 3 years ago, he's even better now! i Love Josh Johnson!!!!

[@brooklynbailey9978]

Omg the tiny plane thing had me rolling. Was on a 12 seater with my family one vacation over the Grand Canyon and that sucker was scaryyyy. We all lost the color in our faces and were white-knuckled gripping the arms of the chairs. You could feel every gust of wind and it was terrifying! We still laugh about it to this day!

[@redlettervagrant1159]

This dude is so genuinely funny, bravo.

[@infiniteh976]

“Aye aye aye aye....what’s up bird shoulders” 😂😂😂

[@Cper2000]

this guy is so authentic, he challenges you to really be yourself

[@zregory]

Josh:Crack, you've made a mistake Lady in audience:Yep 0:40

[@CinoG2G]

"Or you just have alotta feelings..."😂😂😂

[@or1g1n4l01]

I’m a pilot and that plane joke was hilarious, well the whole things was funny but the plane joke struck a chord

[@imoutsideyourhouse5892]

“AY! AY!!!! First of all that’s too much bass for a thirdgrader.” 🤣

[@Chiron007]

Josh is funny but i've noticed this thing where his transition from one joke to another feels like he is just kinda reciting them. I'm he will get better at it over time! Good stuff though!

[@kenkekenZZZZ13]

Alex I've mentioned this same thing on another video. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

[@pagethreemodel]

This is true. Like you said he'll get better though.

[@brownstudios5379]

i just binge watched as many of this guys video that i could find. loved every single one.

[@malakyecunningham1381]

who is here from his catfishing the kkk video 😂

[@Ms9mmBeretta]

He made the White dude go shopping at Target by himself 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@noguruespanol]

He made Dale eat alone many times!!!!!

[@GadgetMsGadget]

Bird shoulders??? That's where I lost it (and had to pause to really finish the experience)! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@violentblue123]

looking forward to the Netflix special

[@n_bld]

I need more of Josh Johnson, this is great

[@francescaellis8893]

"this was heaven's waiting room"

[@pforgottonsoul]

this guy is my new favorite comic and i've only known about him for less that 12 hours.

[@crystalannmitchell3796]

Who smiles bottom teeth first🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I died

[@nicaln5104]

“...Born in raised in Brooklyn or The Bronx that makes you such a natural bully...” Holy shit I was crying!

[@angie1299]

Scared of 3rd graders lol hilarious he should meet my 2 yr old bully

[@CraigSteiber]

I could listen to Josh all day. Great stories.....Thanks

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

John Mulaney: I'm scared of 13-year-olds Josh Johnson: *I am terrified of 3rd graders*

[@robins.9700]

"Who smiles with their bottom teeth first? That is a murderer." 😂😂😂

[@alleciawint533]

Ohh my gosh😂🤦🏾‍♀️ dude said “do we all have to jump at the same time?”

[@Sam-du7cm]

Josh Johnson is one of my favourite comedians. This crowd is too fancy to enjoy good comedy.

[@mg659er]

Type of comedy that thrives at 8:30 pm on any major tv network show

[@thenuclearwave4822]

Omg this guy started to hold the mic normally

[@dogloverjb6873]

wow.... the crowd was a dudd.... he was funny and his presentation was great...loved how he made eye contact with the audience. I hope his career takes off. NIce clean comedy!!

[@ghetto1810]

He is my favorite comedian right now dude works hard has new stuff all the time

[@dee-beatz8014]

The chick done said “ yup” after the coke and crack part

[@huberfloover]

"So you might as well get a verse in or something..." epic

[@killingblow528]

He’s getting better 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@orangetoes223]

One of the best comedians around right now.

[@oversol5469]

I would imagine birds would have great shoulders because they swing their arms around all day

[@DiscoChixify]

A little slow on the start but he’s still one of my favorite comedians. So wholesome ❤️

[@LottaCoolness]

Josh Johnson is hilarious! I love this guy!

[@lilykep]

The crowd *KILLED* the energy.

[@ragantate3995]

He's so adorable omg

[@Randall_beatley]

died laughing when he said crack you made a mistake and the lady shook her head and said yep lol

[@sashagrea7773]

"He smiles bottom teeth first"😂😂😂😆

[@Just-Nikki]

I found your stuff yesterday and I cannot stop watching you!

[@Ramonerdna]

Is the crowd able to hear? Some good lines just got dead air

[@melodyhaviland9393]

Ramonerdna I KNOWW

[@queenphilosophia]

"Do we all need to jump at the same time?!" 😂😂😂

[@Deking24]

This guy is one of my favorites this crowd were like church mouse .

[@ExoticFireGirl]

He’s one of my newly found favorite comedians

[@rianweston-dodds6247]

Tough crowd

[@joannoriol6444]

Great humor and delivery, and keeps it clean, awesome.

[@milkycloud.]

LAMEST WHITE CROWD I'VE EVER SEEN

[@RayrayFeelus]

I love how he says, ' either you play the guitar really well or have a lot of feelings'

[@hannahrichardson8024]

What’s up bird shoulders!? I don’t even know what that is😂😂

[@emmasigurdardottir5436]

He is soooo good wow I've watched every video he has this morning and I just learned about him this morning as well.