Longest Whip ever Cracked 238 feet 3 inches

This is the 21st Guinness World Record I have set, this time for the longest whip ever cracked. The whip is 238 feet 3 inches, made mostly from manila rope.
I also set this record back in 2006 at 216 ft.
Nathan Griggs in Australia has a whip that's around 260 feet, but he hasn't used his whip to set an official record yet, so I figured I'd sneak this one into the record books before he makes an official attempt.
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[@animal5602]

"you can't whoop me, i'm at grandma's house right now" my mom:

[@shetanshusingh4565]

Crazy funny I'm dead

[@thatjuicyboi8516]

you can not stop mom

[@TooEz4.20]

Lol😂😂

[@derrickchoyce770]

too funny haha

[@samthewizzy]

*camera pans over to grandma levitating while holding the end of the whip*

[@ThatMadCat]

Now imagine the size of his bedroom.

[@phalanxbrrt8747]

I don’t get

[@ash_aiden]

?

[@ghost-fs7th]

haha the children in the comments are funny

[@mrixzz8127]

How do you guys not get it

[@deathkriegcommissar1972]

@@mrixzz8127 innocence is bliss

[@Emperor01_]

"Sighs" "Looks at comments"

[@chezburgerplooz]

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@YourLocalPlushAddict]

It's either- "Offensive toxic husband" "Slavery"

[@AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[@-RandomStranger-]

Surprisingly few amount of racist comments😃

[@khilo705]

I was expecting Johnny test comments

[@captain_commenter8796]

“Bro, he whipped me from 238 ft away, that has got to be spawn camping”

[@khoaitaynuong1062]

wake up its 1800 an exciting time to be alive

[@IsraelCountryCube]

​@@khoaitaynuong1062and every child gets whooped because he or she didn't eat all their food yay! Me In Mexico when my father did exactly that to small me 11 years ago.

[@Quillarianax7557]

don’t forget the 3 inches

[@ArunKumarMS2004]

​@@khoaitaynuong1062 plot twist: You got the african role

[@mrmask389]

His children fear him even when he’s not there.

[@GreyKing40]

Cause he can whoop their ass 250 ft away

[@crimulan1077]

@@GreyKing40 238 feet*

[@anonymoose6715]

Imagine going to sneak some food or steal or some goofy shit and you step on A somthing AND BOOM YOU on the floor crying

[@warpath6666]

I use that whip on my gf "Where's my dinner, Bish? ... Now get in the kitchen and make me a chicken pot pie" ... *CRAAAACK* 😄🤣

[@wm3408]

The black boys are running

[@TheAmazingTwist]

That woman right at the very end is damn brave to stand so close and hold on until the very last moment.

[@BeedramWallatusk]

all women are brave empowered warriors standing up to violent and aggressive men.

[@MisterWillie060]

lol

[@Huli-Man]

lol

[@m4ktub]

+Doei vat actually it's only masochism , but your right it's a start .

[@Hosey1984]

+The0neAndOnlyX Not sure if joking or self-hating misandrist.

[@ggbpartystarter5958]

He got that master degree.

[@vvoof2601]

☠☠☠

[@ShinnyTovs]

OH HELL NAW

[@saulgoodmangaming880]

He's a MASTER at the whip now

[@deusvult6900]

IM USING THIS😭

[@Gabe62165]

Knee slapper right there 😐

[@AyyBet]

Bro can reach across the entire plantation

[@i_-ali]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@santa_with_a_gun]

i knew there'd be a slavery joke

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

This is what I looked for

[@NonSheepishShady]

now that's outrageous lol

[@yeqru]

i had to scroll way too far to find this

[@MrMaKeMeDiNnEr]

Social distancing isnt enough to stop the kinky folks.

[@itsddashrock]

F A Q Z

[@cozzy124]

oh god

[@SNIXC]

Oh my lord bruh

[@okthen1353]

This was uploaded 4 years ago shut up

[@daniellipsitz4882]

@@okthen1353 this comment was made 3 weeks ago shut up

[@TheWaffleLord6787]

Johnny Test needs to step up their game

[@suce-le]

Hell yea

[@user-re9zb9dr4n]

yea

[@moistcritikal4519]

Oh no not again I hear over 323 whipcracks per ep.

[@koji2107]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPPLEASESUBTOME

[@poloproductions4302]

Yxri Anime no

[@user-vw9vd5vo5y]

1800s would love this

[@byehi9996]

WAIT

[@victorjohnson5646]

long range production

[@GuidelinesViolator]

@@victorjohnson5646 long range punishmnent

[@Gatorade747]

No

[@BEEzy408]

BROOO 💀

[@shameless_5417]

imma get back to work real quick

[@chunk-kae]

Racist

[@Flan09]

Cry about it nigga​@@chunk-kae

[@watapak]

@@chunk-kae Yeah I'm a racist, whatchu gonna do bout it?

[@chunk-kae]

Ima take your virginity and turn you gay

[@spongabobert]

Yeah, I like racing

[@teddyoshirak4628]

“I like ya cut g” but Cowboy version

[@UnmarkedPrescriptionBottle]

I lak yer cuht parner

[@sergeantjoe]

I lak yer cuht boah

[@worldburnerbreadman7886]

@@sergeantjoe **Arthur smacks lenny**

[@LonerChief]

I see yer riding a horse. I like yer cuht partner! _Whiplash!_

[@jhitgoomba1]

No

[@MrGojira95]

The Belmont family wishes to acquire such a whip.

[@jvnotfound5358]

It's the plush man himself!

[@ortezac.5339]

On behalf of the House of Belmont, I wish to acquire such a whip.

[@kevinsarow8655]

Simon Belmont has no need for this whip for his whip is much longer

[@kosinparuchabutr4007]

nah fam, his dash attack is already annoying, and please keep his recovery bad

[@joshuajackson5317]

@@kosinparuchabutr4007 *nobody liked that*

[@Porpol-Pilgrim]

"MASTER, MASTER, I'M SORRY!"

[@Mr.happy689]

So what kind of roleplay are we doing again? In the bed or in the cotton fields?

[@Porpol-Pilgrim]

@@Mr.happy689 oh NAH ....whatever floats your boat I guess?

[@DameOfDiamonds]

​@@Mr.happy689 a little bit of both

[@bobqogg]

MASSA 😭

[@StealthCat298]

"yes master i will get back to work"

[@christianr7522]

Me running away because I cheated on my test My dad:

[@s.m.4720]

😂

[@im_dj4369]

XD u really cant excape your dads belt tho.

[@UnmarkedPrescriptionBottle]

Me: runs Belt: *CHAAAAARGING UUUP*

[@larsswig912]

I read this as "me running away because I cheated on my dad"

[@im_dj4369]

@@larsswig912 HOL UP

[@bobbillans6715]

This man 'bouta take out Dracula without even walking into the castle.

[@roflmywaffles1313]

What a surprise, it's the famed reddit man

[@bobbillans6715]

@@roflmywaffles1313 I don't know what I did on Reddit that warrants me being recognized, but thank you.

[@yesok7089]

"I can best the shit out of you without getting closer"

[@Chocochoco22]

Damn, Its the guy from pornhub

[@rau1488]

Yo, its the guy from twitter

[@NinjaOwl47]

Cotton sales in market after this dropped: 📈📈📈

[@goodgaming3709]

💀

[@Bornana7]

💀

[@DIAMOND____]

You made no difference to your life commenting this

[@TeapotForgor]

@@DIAMOND____killjoy

[@wayne9436]

@@DIAMOND____you too

[@christopherurena1505]

Imagine this in the 1800’s, that would sure be long range production

[@garrynewman6211]

I don’t get it?

[@lLOVECHILDREN]

​@@garrynewman6211nah you definitely d9

[@garrynewman6211]

@@lLOVECHILDREN d9?

[@garrynewman6211]

@@lLOVECHILDREN I am not a gay amerikan like you people

[@qurtyna4327]

@@garrynewman6211 slavery, the joke is slavery

[@wanderingbufoon]

This is Sandy's whip when he caught Patrick for insulting Texas

[@themikuexecutioner]

lmao

[@tranquil2119]

*he?*

[@baseballmom7170]

lol

[@marzenakawalec1797]

Wait, He?!

[@scrapi1507]

He

[@danielmanole4918]

“The underground railroad final boss”

[@ezekielcaddell2726]

I finally found the amazing comment i was looking for

[@J_P2128]

BRUH IM WHEEZING

[@SpiderSense-ation]

LMAOAOAOAOAOA YO BRO CHILLLL NAH I CANT 😂🤣😂

[@traethornton1864]

💀😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@SpiderSense-ation]

@@traethornton1864 nigga had it wit that one lmaoaoaoa 😂🤣😂

[@Adam-Winrich]

Nathan Griggs of Australia is the current record holder at 100 meters, or 300 ft.

[@thelagbotroblox]

how dare he dethrone you

[@Bowl849]

Bro you gotta take your title back

[@docilelikewintercatfish9897]

Real ni**a

[@zekeggy]

noooo

[@pedromartins6810]

I implore you to read all the comments

[@BReal-10EC]

That end snap is a sonic boom. It's faster than the speed of sound.

[@theendofthestart8179]

wow, you did it, the ONLY good comment.

[@CleanYourSkullDaily]

My man trying their best out here 💀

[@reformedzoomer]

Damn, the bravery of the person willing to stand at the end of that.

[@paulspyker3749]

Nothing brave about it, it's just like standing at the back of a car that drives forwards a few feet.

[@BTClips522]

@@paulspyker3749 Do you wanna hold the end of that whip??

[@mysticpowerz808]

@@paulspyker3749 were you thinking of the wrong end?

[@alonzomedina9028]

@Spatza dude wtf are you on about, nobodys talking about that 💀

[@alonzomedina9028]

@Spatza looking at your channel i can just tell youre a 13 yr old kid that gets no love from their parents 😂

[@premulis7837]

Can't wait to show this to Johnny Test he'd be proud

[@mudkips6264]

Yes he would

[@jdmking4776]

I was looking for this comment

[@stereoberryes]

here it is, I was looking for it!!!

[@clutterking9864]

lmao

[@cup6024]

Oh god the whiplash ;-;

[@QiPluh🉐]

“Get back to work” ahh clip 😭😭😭

[@MakriaMicronation]

"I wish I was in Dixieland" ahh comment

[@QiPluh🉐]

@@MakriaMicronation wtf even is that 💀

[@dashcrowngd8954]

@@QiPluh🉐 confederacy national anthem

[@DIAMOND____]

The newer generation is f*cked

[@NIGERIA-RON]

The Confederate national anthem is "God Save the South" but Dixieland is a popular song​@@dashcrowngd8954

[@Idyvist]

we going back to the 1800s with this one 🔥

[@richardyoung5532]

It's not funny you racist fuck exactly why you have much time to live

[@DIAMOND____]

You were dead with this one

[@oyster4451]

@@DIAMOND____ So were you

[@DIAMOND____]

@@oyster4451 *cough*

[@Stickdude-pk9zw]

the racist jokes are getting kinda dead tbh 🤔

[@LifeOfJimbo]

"Hey, Brian, that's a cool hwip"

[@brianlee84yearsago68]

Thx

[@reinjouke9743]

@Florian Späth that's how some people from the south talk, listen to Frank Underwood in House of Cards saying "majority whip" and you'll understand

[@sneko2860]

@Anthony Robinson cringe

[@gurglequeen433]

"Your eating hair."

[@SHUTDOWNOfficial]

@@sneko2860 your mother is cringe

[@Just_another_turtle]

Imagine getting hit by that thing Gone reduced to atoms

[@temkin9298]

If someone can use it that is. Bu the way speaking from exprience there Traumatized?

[@mastermemez2047]

Ur trying to be Justin y.

[@BradyBaseball13]

Bruh how the hell did you post 50 years ago

[@ajjacob6791]

He didn’t 😂 it’s his name

[@BradyBaseball13]

@@ajjacob6791 oh shit he got me

[@beastongaming1866]

it's the CEO of racism

[@steampunx-the-content-creator]

The fact that it was in a loop is pretty amazing

[@rylanharshman3215]

The first sound that will play on Netflix’s Johnny Test reboot.

[@liveandletdie138]

wait are they actually?

[@ruchick6155]

@@liveandletdie138 hopefully, but most likely not

[@mafelfanai]

Beat me to it.

[@subwaytails8732]

BRO THIS COMMENT GOT ME ROLLING 🤣

[@rylanharshman3215]

@@liveandletdie138 They are. Netflix picked up two new seasons plus an interactive special.

[@SheNeverCared]

21st Guinness World Record? dude you are a legend.

[@tests8344]

Racism is gross let’s stop racism!

[@RongDMemer]

@@tests8344 if you saw someone else and was like: Ew gross You're even more gross

[@pizzacookieman9353]

The fact that was 21 hours ago (im talking about the comment)

[@thecoinguy007]

and u posted that comment 21 hours ago.

[@thecoinguy007]

yeah and you get practically 0 views on all your videos.

[@JextaGD]

As soon as I clicked on this video I checked the comments 💀💀

[@leftyshawenuph4026]

The way it rolls so slow I would have never thought it would break the sound barrier.

[@pummelu3423]

“Looks like we’ve got a runner”

[@jasonnoir1666]

EYYYYYOOOOO CHILLLLL

[@ngf]

it's cursed comments like these that get me laughing at something so problematic

[@RutakoVon]

Buck breaking

[@kanyesnonexistentjacuzzi1799]

Satan: *I just wanna say, I’m a big fan*

[@jasonnoir1666]

@@kanyesnonexistentjacuzzi1799 huh

[@boxingpug549]

I REALLY hope this guys kids don't misbehave Edit: Oh damn thats a lot of humans that liked this comment

[@codynugget0827]

Rip

[@centripetal25]

even theyre off to university cuz hell whip u from across the country

[@spinegun]

Now he can punish them at a distance.

[@hunnilemon7259]

uh oh.

[@gtaonlinemodz4218]

Imagine black people seeing this in 1800 😳😳😳

[@ConcordesAviation]

“yes sir i’ll get back to work again” *gulp*

[@dawsongiardino2802]

Gotta love the recommended sometimes with the most random things but it’s always good😂

[@RubyRubeMe]

Asian parents when their kid gets a B+ on a blood test:

[@mashedpotetoo]

lol

[@ehonda8848]

@Abhirup Nath actually fucking hilarious

[@FiensZy]

@Abhirup Nath then why are you here

[@ourtimousaaw1278]

@Abhirup Nath This joke is for those who have humor and clearly you don't

[@rendezvousonmemorylane]

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[@Hydra2054]

"Oh quit crying it wasn't even that hard" The velocity of the belt slap:

[@ITNZeak]

Oh my gawwwwwwsh 🤣

[@masonredeye2564]

@Spatza the hell?

[@bludept]

@Spatza get off crack

[@wawa-vh7zt]

@Zhou Zay It's just another atheist trying to brainwash and convert people to not believe God, they're almost everywhere just ignore them

[@17o74]

@@wawa-vh7zt kinda makes me ashamed since in an aethist aswell...

[@anloghumor]

“Guys we’re safe he’s really far away” “YEOWCH!”

[@LocalYoutubeUser420]

"where ya running boi?" -👴🏻

[@hvrbros8730]

For anyone wondering, the Australian Nathan “whippy” Griggs broke this world record a few years ago

[@drizyn29]

No body else like this coment

[@weronika5621]

Fandom Drizyn I likedut

[@mattb6646]

God damn whippy...

[@kim-jong-un8096]

@@drizyn29 ok

[@kingtard3886]

of course this shows up in everyone's recommended

[@Lambda_Ovine]

"Hey, let's do something." "What?" "Let's crack the longest whip ever" "Cool!" "Awesome! Just hold the other end and I'll crack it!" "... Sure!"

[@just_is]

Next moment ... Oh It is almost here WHIP *Breaks the arm*

[@roachdoggjr3030]

Crack? Like drug?

[@anthonyc8951]

Lol. Such s joker 🃏

[@duncanmcquat2527]

Lol rn the like count on this comment is 911 ;)

[@lanceweremy8528]

Right in the gooch

[@cursedsmg3]

this is the definition of “long range” in the 1800’s

[@verros03]

Jamal can't even run away now 💀

[@inkysplats1408]

Girlfriend: "I like it rough" Me: *update: she cheated on me 3/7/24*

[@weaves60]

...

[@inkysplats1408]

@@weaves60 XD

[@coolricky5795]

Lol

[@coralline1984]

@@parrotlord7393 GORDON!!! I FOUND THE LAMB SAUCE!

[@coralline1984]

@@parrotlord7393 😂😂

[@roan617]

"How to discipline children" Google: Teach children right from wrong with calm words and actions *Bing* :

[@Kittydango]

Bing soundin' real right this time around :^

[@gavinthecrafter]

As a regular user of Bing (yes, I know, sue me), this is true

[@ausbossmoved]

@@Kittydango well when im older im gonna be a nice person

[@ratt.4689]

@@ausbossmoved you arent one now?

[@pown1396]

Bing be spitting fax

[@Unknown-nd1kj]

He could work a mississipi plantation and a virginia plantation at the same time

[@PsychorGames]

Sound design right out of a movie.

[@theonlyshinyumbreon]

The new whip range buff in Terraria is looking great.

[@danieltjdk]

kinda op ngl

[@ace_maddox]

1.4.1 really made Summoner best class with a buff like this.

[@letterh9900]

@@ace_maddox nah summoner sucks. This post was made by the melee gang

[@ace_maddox]

@@letterh9900 Okay but we both know that Ranger is probably the best class.

[@letterh9900]

@@ace_maddox rangers good in some situations. If your fighting Plantera you should probably go ranger. But there are some borderline class switching weapons, like how it the daybreak not thrower, or how is magic dagger not thrower or melee. But yea melee is best class.

[@billycheezmonny]

When you're the dom in a long-distance relationship

[@amala4726]

LMAO

[@forthdimension686]

Bro forreal, gotta keep em in check😂

[@MouseGoat]

freaking hell, that one had me lol for real

[@Comkill117]

Perfect for Castlevania box art accurate cosplay!

[@jonasdabonus123]

Right away masta!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

German person: "I would like to purchase this ancient artifact-" Indiana Jones:

[@grilledmormons5270]

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

[@gottfriedwegemuller3223]

@@grilledmormons5270 I dont get it ...and Im even german

[@tonarsilverwolf6485]

@@gottfriedwegemuller3223 for most of the Indiana Jones franchise, the antagonists have been Germans/n*zis

[@thesiege6003]

@Onur Genc the films took place in the late 30's, they weren't too nice then

[@HoChiMeme]

Weird seeing you here

[@6wm]

Cool hWhip

[@LTGavinPMW]

This deserves EVERYTHING

[@Sidneybeach875]

I just died, thanks lol

[@alexreasoner9919]

Yeah I know it is really cool wait what?

[@baguette9488]

Is this all it takes to get likes

[@generic727]

@@baguette9488 yeah

[@michaelcorrigan6577]

This is the content we needed

[@EEleritteGD-gd]

This is how parents get their child when they're outside during an argument 🗿🗿

[@imincent1767]

“it was like a knife being thrown at me. my vision went black” rare last words in childs diary

[@noahsisco9228]

Scary

[@saketnaik1]

Not the only black you'd see

[@saketnaik1]

Please oh KZbin gods do not kill me I am Asian so I can't be racist

[@prateekpareek8217]

Where is this quote from

[@beefjorkey]

@@saketnaik1 how does that work💀💀😑😑

[@juliasaraiva9146]

Me: *raises voice by one decibel during an argument* My mom:

[@davidmella1174]

@@lued123 we are talking about the human range, so probably not alot

[@coneburger9081]

terraria summoners be finding the craziest loadouts

[@BattleBound]

Still got a whip made by this guy to this day!

[@yourlasttwobraincells6590]

This would have put a tear in ol’ Indiana Jones’ eye

[@thelostone7512]

Get hit with that, would put a tear in anyone's eye.

[@lvbboi9]

This would make Simon Belmont very proud too

[@tabcreedence6553]

Back when I was that age we had to crack our whips uphill, in the snow

[@kevo5899]

Underrated profile pic

[@teonyi]

and the whip was on fire

[@CapoVita]

@@teonyi and they did not eat for 2 days

[@cccoops]

CapoVita In the middle of a monstrous storm as well.

[@CapoVita]

@@cccoops with only the shirt on his back

[@brianbates7866]

When master sees you slacking off from half a continent away

[@blacksaiyan88]

😐

[@Aatrixian]

😐

[@trivoo521]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@zzurlyy]

You sound ignorant.

[@captainsmolletkermit8986]

@@zzurlyy you sound like you can't take a joke

[@bubblysky5904]

When she’s into bdsm but you are in a long-distance relationship.

[@dominic3855]

I'm sorry but I cant like your comment I hope you understand

[@bubblysky5904]

@@dominic3855 I understand. Have a good day

[@dominic3855]

@@bubblysky5904 I'm glad you do

[@r.i.pyoutube6881]

This makes... no..--- S aense

[@fo4480]

@@r.i.pyoutube6881 no

[@charleshayesvaughn]

This is the weapon the final boss of the underground railroad uses.

[@Croissant-123]

Her Grandpa must be so proud💀

[@leximagic2455]

Imagine if that girl hadn’t let go.

[@yuhves2596]

It would've yeeted her up

[@zionnemakoma1398]

It likely would've torn itself from.her grip

[@MainnDoor]

It would have made a worm hole sending her to a different existence

[@maui7040]

No u guys got it all wrong it would give her superpowers we all know this

[@leximagic2455]

@@maui7040 , how- ?

[@bdullanw]

can we just take a minute to think that someone was holding the end of that, right up to the moment it cracked

[@cyberspartan2370]

Wouldn't have hurt her, as holding the end would have just stopped the whip from cracking

[@bdullanw]

@@cyberspartan2370 but what if it cracked where she was standing, like at her hand

[@iamaw3456]

@@bdullanw i cant since the whip pulls back when it cracks

[@SmolWeeblet]

@@bdullanw you’re dumb mate

[@Spacebugg]

@@SmolWeeblet why someone is dumb because they dont know a whip work lol not everyone is from *insert a country that gets whipped lot here* lol

[@duck-cc4qu]

POV: You trying to run away from the farm:

[@idkwhatimdoinglol9562]

Bros bringing it back in time

[@Edward-ee7ng]

When the longest problem ever comes along: You must whip it

[@drownindesigner]

the most dad joke ever

[@helloitscrash]

into shape

[@exarkun3263]

whip it good

[@joshybratwurst1398]

shape it up

[@boxingpug549]

420 likes, nice, Imma make it 421

[@corn9251]

Anyone else start at guy whips massive chain?

[@kemurinine4272]

Omg

[@ryanmichaelpower]

HELL YEAH!!!

[@buddyboy6783]

myes

[@-WildCat]

Yeah, I watched that two weeks ago. When I saw this video in my recommendations today, I knew this is the next step in one of many paths the algorithm is offering me.

[@genocidecrusade6534]

Yes

[@ChillKillaBeta]

"OK IM SORRY I'LL GET BACK TO WORK!"

[@markf.9396]

“I made it to the North! Now nobody’s ever gonna wh-“

[@piztech5168]

Government: "Work from Home" Johnny Test Sound Producers:

[@ortherner]

so i wasn’t the only one thinking of Johnny Test.

[@imwonko]

this joke makes little to no sense besides the fact Johnny Test has whip sound effects

[@ecksdee9768]

@@imwonko ganbonby

[@yoahnoah9780]

@@imwonko they have too many sound effects

[@TheLordisKnocking]

Me: **Trying to run away** My mom:

[@gabrielaragon9562]

Why dont you have a name?

[@alanbryant8457]

It's hard to believe the tip of a short whip or a 238 foot whip is moving at the speed of sound to hear the SNAP!!! It's cool at the same time.

[@Sp4rk3d_GD]

"Wish we could turn back time"

[@San12134]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@butterbox111]

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYYYAAAAYYSSS

[@DIAMOND____]

You'd end up erasing yourself from existence

[@Raymanpfpgoeshard]

​@@DIAMOND____🤓

[@DIAMOND____]

@@Raymanpfpgoeshard wow you look terrible

[@Ihatengrs162]

Asian parents: so son what did you get in your test? Son: A- Asian parents:

[@pierreo33]

WHY U NO DOCTOR?!?!

[@hime6785]

Oh god

[@afkgamemaster6276]

Study Harder!

[@ZootyTooter]

i carry you here on my back all the way from asia so you can give me A-

[@sporest]

yikes.

[@urboikremit457]

Me: *has a fresh cut* My friend that’s 238 feet and 3 inches away: 0:01

[@hentaisailor5951]

i like ya cut g

[@qmto]

a fresh cut of what?

[@IceeFish]

@@qmto pubic hair

[@nutofwisdom791]

thats oddly specific

[@d-boi9785]

i'm sorry master

[@DIAMOND____]

Damn it, you're just like the rest. Making these stupid jokes

[@aljabarkbbt564]

"Well, well, well" -someone

[@platinumt3425]

Peter Griffin: This is more exciting than the time I cracked the world’s longest whip The cutaway:

[@pikpik42]

with the "low quality recorded youtube video"-aesthetic, this would actually make a good joke. breaking the barrier between internetclips and scripted tv-shows, animated in particular.

[@lightningman661]

whip: traveling down the road Peter: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[@user-ut9ln4vd5m]

@@pikpik42 _"breaking the barrier between internetclips and scripted tv-shows, animated in particular"?_ Are you familiar with Southpark, specifically Faith Hilling 2012-03-28?

[@Potatoaster]

HOLY CRAP LOIS

[@buildtalibanbackbetter5923]

Good one

[@samuelmalimon8421]

In an alternate universe: *longest crack ever whipped*

[@fnordrabbit1156]

LOLOLOLOL

[@thepudge6953]

this is not funny what are u laughing at

[@ducksarefat]

It is funny tho

[@potatoguy5428]

In an alternate universe: *this* *joke* *is* *funny*

[@bilalsaloojee532]

That's not even in an alternate universe

[@loppi9710]

ok ill empty the dishwasher

[@ascaredemoji6334]

"No matter the price, give it to me!" -👴🏻

[@memerio1458]

I now want to see Johnny Test, Simon Belmont, and Indiana Jones fight to the death over who gets to keep this whip.

[@dpoopoop]

And jscksecticeye

[@r1pd33b0]

And massa

[@eiko1]

And quagmire

[@sed1589]

Johnny Test? Is he known to use a whip or something?

[@sed1589]

Okay so it just dawned upon me the overdone whip noises

[@bennnw]

His kid: Misbehaves in school, "dont worry we are at school" This guy:

[@owenc2042]

@@Jinxyy did you seriously just reply with one of ur own KZbin videos?

[@valium4016]

@@Jinxyy dude, get a life. No one cares bout ur fortnite montage G.

[@nonstoppugly]

@@Jinxyy stfu

[@aleembaksh1880]

@SiZzy And no one wants to see it.

[@ImTheReverse]

@@Jinxyy God, you’re pathetic.

[@Gargoyle.333.]

Bro was a legend in the 1800s

[@prplbowtie]

looks like im going back to work bois

[@TheFortniteHypeEmote]

*Whips Snaps* Every deer within a mile radius: *Engage Hyperspace*

[@skye6432]

Him: My child go forward about 50 meters.

[@didierkoffi7408]

Waluigi

[@jose-nf4lh]

waluigi

[@Hell_o847]

Waluigi

[@chumlee8258]

Waluigi

[@JT-Loyd]

Waluigi

[@dimos6192]

God bless this guys kids when they misbehave

[@Jaaacken]

When you copied a comment and wanna get likes but god said *"no."*

[@itsddashrock]

P H A C K Z

[@jacobingram8152]

@@Jaaacken Lol. I seen this comment on the chain whip video. Lol

[@kaehtie7642]

copied but i like the enthusiasm

[@UnmarkedPrescriptionBottle]

Why do people say comments are copied on comments like these and not "bowling alley screens"

[@den_paul9252]

"I like your cut g" real sound effect leaked

[@arkham9]

"im sorry master"

[@maroonluckyblockgames7062]

Looks like this man got a masters degree

[@DIAMOND____]

In what?