Longmont Potion Castle-Backdoor Lasers

[@HalConick]

By the way, the audio that’s coming over the phone is….very surreal.

[@Mr.Ndrangheta]

Lemme take ya off speakerphone

[@kiteme1141]

i absolutely love it when some guy is just doing his job and earnestly goes back and forth with lpc

[@austinnelsen7696]

I had a similar problem with Sabre Lasers out of Italy, I ended up utilizing a liquid hydrogen setup recommended to me by a Swiss chancellor.

[@WorshipSAY10]

It’s a big problem these days. Especially post Covid-19

[@Mr.Ndrangheta]

It’s an industry wide problem.

[@mikev4089]

Yeah, those laser fixtures are only good for parts basically.

[@WorshipSAY10]

@@mikev4089 😂

[@DabSedan]

All in the quest to increase natural tear production

[@WorshipSAY10]

Jeff Boyardee?!?! 😂😂😂

[@alexfriedman2152]

Lemme take you off speaker. Can you hear me a little bit better??

[@WorshipSAY10]

@@alexfriedman2152 ugh that’s so much better 😣

[@alexfriedman2152]

@@WorshipSAY10 We bought giant lasers already. They were made by a company in Mount Vesuvius 😂😂

[@WorshipSAY10]

@@alexfriedman2152 ROFL I guess Italian companies aren’t great at laser production? Who knew? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@BARBARYAN.]

@@WorshipSAY10 He sounded so satisfied after hearing LPC clearly

[@BeatsByZ3P0]

Being confused and frustrated for 10 minutes just to be transferred to Sour Joe must be a surreal experience

[@JerseyMiller]

This is a masterpiece. I'm crying over here. 💀💀💀

[@JerseyMiller]

When he puts his "project manager" on at the end is the best use of connecting two random calls I've ever heard

[@Ton12]

​@@PrankCallDecentralwho does the call? Is it someone's affiliated with your channel or from a different channel?

[@PrankCallDecentral]

@@Ton12Longmont Potion Castle does the call. He’s been releasing albums since the 90’s.

[@MrSaxokeet]

I love bob. Man has the patience of a saint up until the very last moment and then that other man just breaks him

[@WorshipSAY10]

Old Joe can ruin the friendliest person’s day lol

[@OmarHesham]

American Drawbacks ®

[@DingaLingu]

Imagine the size of a viaduct that has 600 foot carbon steel spheres suspended on cranes within each archway

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Haha 🤣

[@KingdededeKingdedede]

We’re looking for precision

[@michaelsnow7252]

precisley where we NEED

[@alexfriedman2152]

ohhhh BIG TIME, tuff guy.

[@WenisOfLore]

On our spheres

[@kylesingleton4627]

The turn on this one is incredible.

[@DearRatboiii]

God this is one of the best ones I can’t believe I haven’t heard this

[@andywieland5476]

This is high art.

[@sashwap]

we're looking to go hands-free over here

[@PrankCallDecentral]

The boys on the board suggested it

[@wheremypd]

"I'm calling in hopes of puttin' together a custom solution" 😂. Absolutely brilliant!

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Glad you liked it!

[@Mr.Ndrangheta]

3:12 it’s all part of our future commemoratives program 🤣

[@silverladderAZ]

"Gambling tournaments... rodeos..."

[@Mr.Ndrangheta]

@@silverladderAZ if only those things could be predicted. I’d be rich AF and shootin lasers all over the place lol 😂

[@mikev4089]

What you need is end user syntax.

[@austinnelsen7696]

Of all the people I didn’t expect to go toe to toe with old sour joe was nerdy laser guy, good for him!

[@samp5057]

This is was pure art. How hadn’t I heard this one before

[@dominicdeluca6378]

Giant carbon steel spherical balls hanging from cranes

[@oesphogianthroatcancerpoli3591]

"I'm more of an ear-witnsss." I've got to use that one irl

[@dominicdeluca6378]

Lasers from out of Mount Vesuvius

[@billswill9517]

does LPC chuckle at 5:31? lol I think he breaks character on this one, even he can't handle the absurdity of this call

[@PrankCallDecentral]

He has done that on occasion, but I believe in this case it’s the sound effect of wind that intermittently appears in this call.

[@devinthierault]

I like how he uses technobabble to trick experts lol until he creates a shared hallucination

[@PrankCallDecentral]

That’s exactly what he’s doing here lmao 🤣

[@greggold8887]

That's called a razzle dazzle.

[@hallowella]

The hook: "We'd be more than willing to purchase a laser from you" "okay!😁" Line and sinker: *"We are working with giant carbon steel spherical balls hanging from cranes"*

[@devinthierault]

@@hallowella "well shit brother that's all ya had to say fella."

[@uncleobscurenobody8861]

He also keeps adding more and more confusing elements, "we work under viaducts... Mostly"

[@1e33n7]

I'm more of an ear witness ;D

[@lalaco4019]

this meets the lofty criteria of being literally 'awesome'...putting the two vics together at the end to fight it out after more than 10 minutes of nerve juggling raises this to a mythical level of trolling. Genius!🤩

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Lol, very eloquently put! It really is some next level shit, agreed.

[@queenoftheinternet]

please upload the ups freakouts those rock so hard, loving the uploads too

[@Ton12]

​@@PrankCallDecentralalso if you want more channel interaction you could do shorts. If you have clips that are 60 sec or less that would be captivating

[@spikespiegel2246]

give yubi

[@whiskeyandapples]

I just laughed so hard I’m legit concerned my neighbors are calling the cops - Longmont you demon

[@WorshipSAY10]

Drinking whiskey with apples will get ya every time lol

[@justtiredthings]

Looking like a stoned fool in this restaurant I'm eating in solo

[@GohAhweh]

This one is GOLD! 😂

[@pinetreepizza]

With ergonomic engraving action that we neeeeedddd uuuuhhhhhaa 🤖🤖🤖.......you understand. 😂😂😂

[@chompskyhonk5575]

nice channel! I had this one uploaded months ago ;) always good to see LPC recirculated within the fanbase!

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Thanks! Right on!

[@00O000OO]

I demand that someone animate this

[@PrankCallDecentral]

That would be amazing!

[@theccwdad]

Hands down the best cussing ever at the end. Take notes people, that's how it's done😂

[@alexfriedman2152]

They were made by a company in Mount Vesuvius 😂😂

[@JasoniusRexington]

Probably the funniest one I've seen so far. I love the engineer on the other side took him dead serious all the way to the end. I also appreciated his "Project Manager" lol! So hilarious. Can confirm that if you ever need some comedy gold, prank call an engineer. They will take your problem 100% seriously. XD

[@PrankCallDecentral]

He was pretty gullible for an obviously intelligent person.

[@khepri3266]

I want to join the boys on the board

[@Mr.Ndrangheta]

I tried. They’re appealing to a very selective demographic. Even the Skull and Bones members can’t get in! 😮

[@smolderingtitan]

Joe's not easy to work with.

[@Mr.Ndrangheta]

@@smolderingtitan I think at this point if he doesn’t recognize the persons voice who’s calling him he immediately launches into his angry monologue 😂

[@baseball3439]

More longmonttt

[@DingaLingu]

As the droning begins i grin

[@mattnhormann]

“We are currently engraving onto giant spheres, about 600 feet in circumference.”

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Future Commemoratives lol

[@Wuhangangg]

JEFF BOYARDEEE

[@anonincog575]

When I first listened to this, I couldn't believe that the guy would even entertain the notion of a 600 ft sphere. After thinking about it, a sphere with a volume of 600 cubic feet would only be about 10 feet tall. I could see one of those on the campus of a mega corporation.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

It’d certainly be excessive, but some of these Silicon Valley companies love that shit lol

[@markbirchette8740]

Funny Shite! I'd like to hear some more of The Jerky Boys if possible. Thanks for the laughs! Takes me way back before even caller ID and the prank calls I'd make...lol

[@GrossMiscalculations]

Blasphemy! LPC > TJB any Jeff Boyarday of the week.

[@Noway-sg8md]

The only thing they have in common is that they both do prank calls. They do entirely different styles though. Its okay to like both. I will say i favor LPC for the absurdity and sound effects but jerky boys are iconic and hilarious in their own right. ​@GrossMiscalculations

[@AWalkMan]

Huge castle shit right here 🍠

[@PrankCallDecentral]

🏰

[@micah_noel]

This is amazing. This reminds me of like an underground, edgier version of Phil Hendrie or something. Can’t believe I’ve never heard this guy.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Glad you like it! Thanks for watching.

[@Ton12]

This is like crank Yanker but less obvious stupidity

[@Tunga-Duha]

Better than CrankYanks.

[@Guido.Fawkes.1]

@@Tunga-Duhaway better!!

[@spikespiegel2246]

LPC's been doing it since the 80's he's a legend.

[@WorshipSAY10]

@@spikespiegel2246Hells yeah!!

[@laudennn]

a+

[@johnmarble2849]

shoutout larkspur

[@sobamadeee]

How about a laser shower?

[@kotapainting]

6:07 You know, just like anybody else, we want end users to identify with our object.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Hahaha

[@martinhyizna3299]

Just like they would using a verifier or data matrix scanner

[@kotapainting]

You make a compelling point​@@martinhyizna3299

[@miztahfrawg]

"Here let me take you off speaker"

[@WorshipSAY10]

Awwwwe, that’s so much better.

[@DingaLingu]

"Why are you calling me" 😂😂😂😂

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Eye tink yerra krimanal. GHETTA JHAB MUDDAFUKKORRR!

[@postatility9703]

I compare this with the very best graffiti.

[@WorshipSAY10]

Audible graffiti!!

[@francoisiman2728]

“You wanna come down here and put me in jail, come down here!”

[@PrankCallDecentral]

“I already have a job!” 😂

[@clorent]

who is jef ?

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Jeff Boyardee

[@Walrus444]

I ❤ Kafka!

[@BVIAS]

Jeff Boyardee LOL

[@michaelsnow7252]

a laser shower?

[@LTLlama88]

You understand.

[@satokohashizaki5738]

I’m picking up some blurriness.

[@emurz]

which one is this from??

[@PrankCallDecentral]

It was a fan requested call it wasn’t on any of the albums.

[@localforearm1627]

how the fuck does he get away with jeff boyardee

[@PrankCallDecentral]

🧑‍🍳

[@unsocialburrito7179]

Insulting a scientists intelligence is so funny, you can tell he is upset.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

LPC is fighting above his weight class with ease lol

[@WenisOfLore]

"You wanna come down here and put me in jail you pussy!? I'll whip your butt...."

[@justtiredthings]

His adept use of nonsense lingo makes me think of the show Patriot 😅

[@michaelcovel3793]

Damn, this is kind of low even for LPC That guy didn't deserve that spazzhabeeb at the end🤬

[@PrankCallDecentral]

It’s all in good fun.

[@Delete_85]

Where is this from?

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Please see previous comments. Thanks.

[@Delete_85]

i'm legally blind

[@PrankCallDecentral]

What??? I’m legally deaf.

[@WorshipSAY10]

@@Delete_85it’s from LPC’s mind. 🤯

[@humanmodeproductions]

American drawbacks

[@PrankCallDecentral]

They predict the outcomes of everything from sporting events to gambling tournaments and rodeos LMFAO 🤣

[@WorshipSAY10]

We’re looking for *PRECISION*

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Precisely

[@chrisdwyer289]

Here you have a honest company willing to better society through the creation of custom engraved giant steel spheres to honor rodeos and gambling events and, once again, OSHA has to interfere and stand in the way of progress. It’s criminal in my opinion. They should be in jail tonight if you ask me.

[@WorshipSAY10]

That damn, meddling OSHA 😂

[@Ajomatcha]

How about a laser shower ?