Longmont Potion Castle - Freaky Bucky Calls (2022)

[@freakbuck]

Since so many of you have asked. Here's the link to buy "the book" Features an extended interview with LPC and a cast of 30 International cartoonists and artists. pigroastpublishing.com/product/freak-buck-alexi-zeren/

[@Guido.Fawkes.1]

I gotta new banjo 🪕 😮

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

Hey guy, is that interview Euclidean? or.. i mean, how tangible is it on a philosophical level? What kind of a scale are we talking here? Also, does it come with bees? Or are they sold separately

[@freakbuck]

@@DarkMetaOFFICIAL You snorting smoke up ere?

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

@@freakbuck hey listen here, BUCKO that's neither here nor there. i'm tryna rope down this helicopter out the AIR up errrrrr. Ya got any ROPE you could loan a fella? huh sport?

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

@@freakbuck goin BUCK wile

[@nickn8302]

👴🏻”WHO ARE YOU??!” 🤓”I’m a GALLERY 💅🏻” 👴🏻”YOURE A SONNOVA BEECH CHRIMINAL”😡

[@Tunga-Duha]

That sums it up pretty well 😂

[@miltonblipp]

-checkered demon☑ -if there ever were a good lord☑ -orb within an orb☑ -coin for a taco☑ -Tom Hanks exhibit☑ -weary woodsman☑ -gruesome gultch☑ -big ol' billy & lil' freddy☑ -incorrect Deliverance banjo riff☑ -this is really happening☑ -joe sour every time☑ holy shit this is fucking FULL of gems, my god

[@anonincog575]

And free sandwiches for all the countrymen.

[@whyVevo]

somersaults for two hours straight

[@yeahdudecomics]

wow i am so proud to have been pranked by LPC

[@TuJohnGoneWild]

Pat great stuff

[@freakbuck]

Thanks for being such a good sport boo

[@masaodkakihara1955]

I bet you, Joe feels the same way .

[@freakbuck]

@@nahtesalinas1917 This is really happening

[@smolderingtitan]

@@nahtesalinas1917 ask little freddy

[@orcabrain]

Joe Sour with the most confrontational answering of a phone call

[@christianmedina6343]

Joe's got that dawg in him

[@nickn8302]

It’s an orb within an orb event

[@bingerz237]

Wouldn't you agree the concept of a divine presence enclosed within sanctified boundaries is very much alive?

[@bingerz237]

@@ZeranZeran A leaf peeper is a person who visits particular areas, especially in New England, to view the autumn foliage.

[@alexfriedman2152]

@@bingerz237 yeah it sHoUlD be *GuuuuuD*

[@nickn8302]

@@bingerz237Indeed that is the condition of the living cell

[@TheLinkMedic]

the Himalayan Quasar Magnet School

[@nickn8302]

Nice mouthful there

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

They got the calvary of two legged animals down there

[@RisitasKEKW]

I never knew Tom hanks was the patron behind the pork chop surprise installation… that’s crazy

[@taylordiclemente5163]

I love how he plays the Deliverance riff wrong

[@mattnhormann]

"My name's Moffatt Blip. I got your number from Big Ol' Billy."

[@LAMF2009]

hope he has a good time at gruesome gulch

[@oso_nomada]

LPC has pulled me out of some dark times. Thanks dude wherever you are! 🤘🏾

[@WorshipSAY10]

For real!!

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

when u feel like a flipchild, just go buck wild

[@shliggyb]

Flipwild kills me every time

[@Guido.Fawkes.1]

@@shliggyb couple double flip, triple double chip!

[@FrejthKing]

time to put peddle to the metal guy.

[@mattnhormann]

"I moved from Chatsworth, CA." [ *_Deliverance_* banjo music. ]

[@e.e.hurley8336]

~this is really happening~

[@mr.lavander7145]

Glad to hear ol' Joe is still alive. He was 92 a number of years ago.

[@TheCarbunkleofTruth]

Did he ever pay for those toilets?? Yes a criminal and his parents should be ashamed of themselves!

[@joblins3753]

his rage keeps him alive

[@KoldAsHell]

What would LPC calls be without him

[@freakbuck]

@KoldAsHell He really has become the new Alex Trebek. I'm pretty sure Joe used to be LPC's scummy landlord. Kind of explains a lot.

[@KoldAsHell]

@@freakbuck lmfao that makes it even better

[@stratojet94]

This is the best example of LPC avant garde poetry

[@shardsrecordingstudio-matt2247]

I consider this high ass art

[@MrBrimbles]

Always nice to stumble upon these unofficial LPC calls.

[@freakbuck]

These calls are certified official my friend. Thanks for the kind words. Check out the book!

[@MrBrimbles]

@@ZeranZeran They're definitely worthy of an album appearance.

[@APWarrior83]

@@freakbuck hey

[@spikespiegel2246]

@@freakbuck Can you ship to Niwot?

[@freakbuck]

@@spikespiegel2246 yes probably, shoot Pig Roast Publishing an email!

[@Cegros]

I like the new “if there ever were a good lord” phrase, that’s good stuff there.

[@myfaveyoutube]

It really puts the gravy on the biscuits

[@vantheman7587]

freaky bucky freak buck bucky freaky

[@lollellie]

The least likely event to occur in history: @19:40 Someone tells Longmont Potion Castle they'd rather be talking to UPS.

[@broggully]

subtle reference drop to hint he knows it's LPC

[@THEjoelivingstone]

​@@broggully I think he was just a nice guy.

[@pairashootpants5373]

The orb within an orb will be on display for all to see and the countrymen get free sandwiches!

[@alexroast]

It was revealed that Little Freddy had a microchip planted in the back of his skull. And... when I told Big Billy about it he did somersaults for the last two hours

[@freakbuck]

If you're interested in figuring out the references, pick up a copy of the book bub :)

[@HenryMcGuinnessGuitar]

That last one has got to be the best call I've heard where LPC is recognized. Lovely stuff

[@shliggyb]

I’m feelin like a weary woodsman here

[@yosemiteNMtrawler]

Fell a victim

[@freakbuck]

0:00 Superchief Gallery 3:28 Bill Sienkiewicz 6:28 Bob Burden 8:52 Tyler Nacho 12:05 Danny Hellman 17:16 Pat Aulisio

[@agoogleuser704]

Is there a particular order of listening that refers back to the book pages? The book is wonderful by the way, I didn’t know it was possible to have so many colors on paper 😮 it’s blowin my mind!

[@freakbuck]

@@agoogleuser704 No, not really. Longmont is quoting directly from the book in quite a bit of these calls but there's not any kind of guide. Maybe Talkinwhipipedia could get on that! Also thank you! We worked with Prolific Group in Canada, probably the best full-color offset printer in the game.

[@myfaveyoutube]

I'm very excited to get mine. Best believe I'll be doing somersaults

[@danbenoit1841]

The orb within an orb. You've been invited.

[@Brett101792]

What are the odds he was unironically waiting for a UPS call and knew he was LPC

[@christdolphin69]

i think that was an easter egg he threw to lpc once e realized who it was. which is strange that he didnt know immediately, unless he was just trying to make the call last as long as possible

[@freakbuck]

@christdolphin69 Yeah I'm pretty sure it just took him a while to realize. When I ran into Pat in Philly he said it was surreal because he'd just been getting into LPC and had written a little blurb about him in his zine. He assumed the call was related to that.

[@Lethe8737]

A coin for a taco

[@myfaveyoutube]

No chærge

[@judekidner4961]

I would be honored to receive a prank call from LPC.

[@kellyerinmusumeci2955]

100$, will call anyone lol

[@WorshipSAY10]

@@kellyerinmusumeci2955 har har har 🙄

[@zacharyharris438]

Likewise lol

[@JET7C0]

A friend of mine had him call another friend for his birthday - since the birthday guy was a big fan, he obv could recognize him pretty quick (what with the special fx and voice being very recognizable to anyone familiar), so he started recording it ASAP and got nearly all _10 minutes_ of it. He sent it to me and it was my first experience listening to this guy. It did not disappoint. I'm a huge fan now lol. It was just some random guy he was calling, with no intention of officially releasing it anywhere and he clearly put his full effort into it which is pretty awesome.

[@CameronSpanos]

11:45 "In my book, you're a peice of crap" So fucking funny

[@jordanmiles2195]

"The nothing I'm doing is preferable to this insane bullshit you're spouting" The introvert in me agrees.

[@johnconlon3207]

You are a criminal!!! Gotta love Joe

[@guyperson1784]

Yore uh sheekunchit kleeminul!

[@justingeorge8049]

How the hell is Joe still alive? It's been 83 since like LPC 14

[@Guido.Fawkes.1]

Well, he’s naturally very even keeled. And I believe all the meditation and yoga help too.

[@meadandmilk]

@@Guido.Fawkes.1exactly that, he’s very very evenly keeled.

[@shliggyb]

This is brilliant. How have I not heard this one yet?

[@freakbuck]

It's not really a proper release, more of a tie-in little treat to promote the book I interviewed LPC for. Although one of these calls actually made it onto LPC 20!

[@bigchungus4283]

The repeated calls to Joe were hilarious

[@Mr._Sandman]

Yeah, but did he write that book tho?

[@christianmedina6343]

Joe's a dang bulldog, love that man

[@LZJoZ]

There needs to be a comic book about the Checkered Demon.

[@freakbuck]

I can't tell if you're goofing

[@LZJoZ]

@@freakbuck You'll be goofing all over the ground when I come up 'ere.

[@nickwest_acoustic]

@@freakbuckmy fist’ll be goofin on your lips

[@jeezjacob]

Himalayan quasar magnet school.... wtf thats...amazing

[@BlackMasterRoshi]

yeah I think I saw Tom Hanks down by the Greasy Gopher

[@Laundry_Hamper]

I think that one guy figured it out and tried to lure Longmont out by serving him up a UPS COD call on a platter

[@danielw3447]

"I'm feelin' like a weary woodsman"

[@jacksonlevine9236]

"im small im not a planet" I caught that microphones reference

[@dirkdarwin2571]

YES!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS OUT!!!

[@Guido.Fawkes.1]

It’s not on an album, but he did just release Volume 20 uhp tharr.

[@TotinosOtherBoy]

12:40 "sus sus sus sus" Wow, even at the ripe old age of 647, LPC still keeps up with current trends

[@isaiahmayle4706]

Pigeons cant drop on ya if they never flew ❤

[@baseball3439]

6:30 checkered demon

[@masaodkakihara1955]

Microchip in the back of the skull 💀.

[@HBoggggggggg]

Wow this is like an extra bonus album. YES!!! YES!!!!!!

[@freakbuck]

LPC 20 Available Now! One of our calls made it on the album! noisetent.com/lpcmerchandise.htm

[@trashteamracing8262]

"Tom is heading to Gruesome Gulch." "Oh, that's cool."

[@masaodkakihara1955]

“The ride without a ticket is the most expensive ride “

[@silentphil]

LPC always has the best non sequiturs but the ones in these calls are on another level. If there ever was a good lord…

[@sashwap]

well, pigeons can't drop on you if they never flew... @@silentphil

[@xarynfields7902]

I’m drunk and this shit is hilarious 😂

[@adammartin3146]

Is that Bob Burden from Flaming Carrot? LOL

[@freakbuck]

Indeed haha

[@xxxvv8654]

wow orb within a orb is a really obscure thing about the sharon tate murder "ghosts".

[@freakbuck]

Wrong. It's a reference to the comics within Freak Buck vol. 1

[@xxxvv8654]

@@freakbuck Well I guess coincidence then. I'm guessing the comic is older than 1969?

[@TravisBickle212]

“Pork Chop Surprise” 😂

[@MrBadGamer100]

14:34 he perfectly summed up the LPC experience within 1 short sentence.

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

The checkered demon lmao that's too damn funny!

[@thisguyy]

What strange goldmine have i stumbled across here?

[@zapityzap]

You are in luck. Consider yourself Dougan and Dougan, you're about to nash.

[@thisguyy]

@@zapityzap Gnarly

[@sleepdirt]

@@zapityzap check, double check triple check

[@dabulls1g]

Id probably cry if i got a call from LPC….

[@uncleobscurenobody8861]

The bodhisattva showed the Way to so many sincere in their practice

[@zac3637]

I’m new to the area up err

[@macgruber1920]

I’m just gonna start answering every call I get now in the hopes of it being LPC

[@CodeBleu724]

You should. How does that grab youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

[@shliggyb]

Same here

[@robertito_dobbs]

Im looking for a coin for a taco kind of thing

[@Wuhangangg]

pigeons cant drop on you if they never flew, y'knowwhatimsayin

[@ProgSnob14]

Wow this is awesome! Half an albums worth! LPC20 is gonna be great!

[@freakbuck]

Thank you! He really outdid himself here. Consider checking out the book, it includes a 20+ page LPC interview w/ tons of art, comics and everything in between.

[@coldestbeer]

@@freakbuck anything for you buckchild

[@LPCContentManager]

LPC V. 20 is in the works as we speak! 😮

[@freakbuck]

@@LPCContentManager Best news I've heard all month!

[@pigroastpublishing932]

Freaky Bucky

[@HBoggggggggg]

Lol I'm smilin and chucklin like an idiot at work listening to this

[@killthrush]

Himalayan Quasar Magnet School

[@kudjo24]

Joe SOUR

[@nuancedmaximalism9402]

I can't wait for the book signing for "Why You Calling Me, Why You Calling Me?

[@MorgueMage]

“ in my book you’re a piece of crap “ “…. Did you write it?” That’s the most Longmont response I’ve ever heard.

[@DannyHellman]

I'm still waiting to find out about the orb within an orb.

[@freakbuck]

Ha! Check out the book to find out ;) Thanks for being such a good sport Danny!

[@DannyHellman]

@@freakbuck Book looks good. Just bought one. That shit better show up in my mailbox, you shape-shifting fuck.

[@HavocHacksaw]

6:19 “you’re a piece of chit, chit, chit”

[@regulatedfreestylevideos]

can I just double check do you have animosity right now ?_?

[@agoogleuser704]

11:48 “What’s the book called?” What a sweetheart, hilarious 😂 very wholesome, several wholesome calls, lovely 🥰

[@freakbuck]

Everyone was such a good sport, except Joe of course

[@daveg7948]

Checkered Demon, the mutant dog

[@timothytuxedo]

I'm just kind of a leafkeeper

[@jontymellmann9233]

I like the autumn colours ya know

[@Sweeterman]

I'm waiting on a Joe compilation

[@sleepdirt]

I feel so bad for him😭😭

[@SPARKLEDAZEY]

I built a cyberpunk oxygen bar for Super chief gallery

[@tonysee9170]

3:10 i fucking love this guy

[@christianmedina6343]

Joe's the tazmanian devil LPC keeps caged up till the grand finale

[@sashwap]

so, yeah it’s the cure for unrepairability, and they called you the weary woodsman.

[@miaouew]

...Yeah Hi I was calling about that Mutant Dog that was on the news in the neighborhood? it was revealed that it had a microchip planted in the back of his skull, they call him the Checkered Demon...yknow?

[@KTlisa]

I’m just here to observe

[@nathangibbs246]

That last guy was expecting a phone call from UPS???

[@FootSplit]

I wish LPC would call me or at least my office. That would be so funny to hear my coworkers or even my boss rage

[@freakbuck]

You can hire him for custom calls! Email him at the contact on his website.

[@GrandDawggy]

Can anyone help me find a call where he tells a cop or detective that a racoon or an opossum stole his wrist watch and pocket book

[@freakbuck]

LPC 16 - Medley 2. 7 minutes in.

[@GrandDawggy]

@@freakbuck Tank you! 👍 I love this one and I was trying all sorts or search terms on KZbin lol

[@stubert94]

Woah you released new stuff!!!

[@charlottebenedett0]

What's a good time? The orb within an orb.

[@Shin_Lona]

Himalayan Quasar Magnet School 🤣

[@simonbog9320]

Genius is this man

[@nosferaatu]

i call him big ol billy

[@user-vq3kw3ze3f]

Nothing say Chatsworth, CA like a digital banjo

[@francoisiman2728]

It’s hard to believe the angry Arab guy isn’t a recording lol. It reminds me of that scene Macaulay Culkin puts on to scare people off

[@sunn0877]

the orb within an orb...no charge

[@sashwap]

absolutely no chaerrge

[@radiosurgery1802]

18:44 He had dude thinking he might actually do repairs

[@picollodiaries]

big old billy is neighbors with little fred-dy

[@northerndelights3113]

Masterworks of humania

[@dallassunderland]

what’s up with all the LPC albums being removed from youtube lately?

[@freakbuck]

I don't want to speculate, but maybe LPC wants to be paid for his work and hes finally claiming abusive channels? If you're looking for a specific album, I would recommend just buying it. The more we support Longmont, the more time he has for calls!

[@dallassunderland]

@@freakbuck yeah i don’t mind buying his stuff at all but any pointers on the best place to buy it digitally?

[@freakbuck]

@@dallassunderland noisetent.com/lpcmerchandise.htm

[@judekidner4961]

I want LPC to prank call me.

[@freakbuck]

longmontpotioncastle.com

[@freakbuck]

Email him, he does custom calls at a very reasonable price. Although it's kind of silly to prank yourself ha

[@LPCContentManager]

@@freakbuck yes, he does do commissioned calls. You can email him from the LPC website. 👍🏻

[@AceWolff]

👍

[@dalefirebird2704]

sup there BuuuuUUUUUUUuuubbbbb new follower super dope channel

[@freakbuck]

Aw thank ya Dale :)

[@alexfriedman2152]

Like they say the ride without a ticket is always the most expensive ride Ami Rite??? HOHHhohohoHOHOHO