Look Listen & Take Heed Women Keep Your Virtue Narrated By Mr Cholmonley Warner
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@seanhuds2293 жыл бұрын
"Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles" possibly the best use of the English language there.
@sarahbailey94073 жыл бұрын
Superb
@johnsmith19263 жыл бұрын
This is actually one of the reasons why it is a good idea for learners of a foreign language to start watching and listening to this type of comedy as soon as possible. It keeps the learning curve steep as they often use words thar are not that common. By the way, it is also a lot of fun. ;)
@ianwatkins96023 жыл бұрын
Don't get better 😁
@lordElpus103 жыл бұрын
Sadly Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles are few and far between.
@hawker12622 жыл бұрын
@@lordElpus10 aren’t they all in Brighton?
@huepix11 ай бұрын
"Entrap him with your complexion" 😂
@TheNedHАй бұрын
That's the joke that made me want to come back and watch this for the 20th time
@56postoffice3 жыл бұрын
*"Strike the toothless foreign types savagely into the dirt.'* 😂Oh my days!
@eleanorhogan86432 жыл бұрын
I like her hitting him with various things and the slapping.
@phillylarkin.s19302 жыл бұрын
You can't say that 😁😂😂😂
@neilfoster814 Жыл бұрын
Clearly a euphemism for "Jew" lol.
@paulconner9354 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ekspatriat10 ай бұрын
@@neilfoster814 so?
@cyberserk56145 жыл бұрын
That actress is absolutely brilliant!
@rb930770394 жыл бұрын
Jacqueline Defferary
@michaellavery48994 жыл бұрын
For a woman type.
@murraydean23714 жыл бұрын
Also played Phil Hunters wife Cindy in The Bill. A brilliant actress and bloody gorgeous too.
@ossyable4 жыл бұрын
But I'm sure she still new her limits
@cyberserk56144 жыл бұрын
@@ossyable she said she likes kittens. ; )
@sjp68393 жыл бұрын
Harry and Paul were masters of character Comedy. These could almost be genuine public information films of the 40s. 🤣
@uttaradit22 жыл бұрын
why not today?
@dtwilson8581 Жыл бұрын
@@uttaradit2 More like 1930s?
@annalieff-saxby568 Жыл бұрын
I have known American viewers fall for these parodies hook, line and sinker.
@lynby6231 Жыл бұрын
You mean they’re not????
@stephenholmes10367 ай бұрын
This film should be shown to ALL 6th form girls as guidance!
@SteelCowGirl4Ever7 ай бұрын
Guys are so desperate to view females as not having any amount of agency, purpose or independence. Yet the greater lot of you have all ended up with failure to launch syndrome by choosing to stay home, play video games and eat Cheetos in your parents basement all day (instead of going off to school or being gainfully employed). This seems to be the going trend for almost every guy between the ages of 25 and 35 right now. Unemployment rates are much higher for males than they are for females at the moment thanks to men not wanting to go back into the workforce, and their utter refusal to grow up. So it's no real wonder that women are winning at life as adults with a lot of social and financial capital, while men are failing miserably at it, and don't seem to be with any agency of their own.
@Toyotaamazon80series7 ай бұрын
@@SteelCowGirl4EverThat's because being a man makes one a second class citizen. We are descriminated against in every possible way.
@SteelCowGirl4Ever7 ай бұрын
@@Toyotaamazon80seriesNope. I disagree. It's because boys brains are much slower to develop and mature causing not all, but a large majority of males to fall behind academically compared to their female peers. Guys are also 90% more likely to develop behavioral disorders such as ADHD, which without medication and regular therapy, inhibits their ability to function independently and appropriately as an adult. Otherwise, being unemployed and not having any financial or social capital is nobody else's fault. It has absolutely nothing to do with "discrimination" but everything to do with personal choices that clearly aren't the better ones to be making. And yet It's always "somebody else's fault." It's never theirs. I think guys need to start looking in the mirror and assuming accountability for their own mistakes. If a guy chooses to sit around at home beating off to porn and playing video games all day, instead of getting an education to better their future or being gainfully employed, then that ill-fate decision is solely on THEM and (only) them.
@9iht6ihgt43rzhijj2 жыл бұрын
"where he secretly desires to take diabolical liberties with your knees" xD GENIUS!
@flybeep16615 жыл бұрын
I have to use that one "I was just writing a check for the poor", seems genius.
@janbo83313 жыл бұрын
And only if the girl realizes that the poor probably can't cash the check, should you marry her.
@trollobite16293 жыл бұрын
Clearly a couple of foreign bounders and quite possibly cads too taking a chance on getting our English girls. As every fine Englishman knows it spelt *cheque* not _check_
@lordprotector336710 ай бұрын
I love her reaction when she finds out he's rich.
@BP-kx2igАй бұрын
I think you mean ‘cheque’?
@rossmckenzie24334 жыл бұрын
The pervy uncle bouncing her on his 'knee' just cracked me up🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@monteceitomoocher3 жыл бұрын
I just couldn't imagine that being acceptable today!, great sketch.
@almostfm3 жыл бұрын
@Raphie Mate When she's 4, yeah. When she's 20, it's a very different thing.
@brianmorley71653 жыл бұрын
And me bloody brilliant 😂😂😂😂
@fortnitepros80253 жыл бұрын
That woman played that part so well
@nicknack3648 Жыл бұрын
And she's a pretty little thing
@Willsey Жыл бұрын
@@nicknack3648she is a pretty little thing
@rossspenser83149 ай бұрын
It's what it was like sad it's not now
@joebloggs28577 ай бұрын
She was DS Phil Hunter's wife Cindy in The Bill
@whatisbestinlife8112 Жыл бұрын
These charming old documentaries really are a time capsule from a more civilized time.
@thomashernandez8700 Жыл бұрын
It's a parody-NOT old/
@richardwebb53179 ай бұрын
@@thomashernandez8700 Both!
@Chafflives7 ай бұрын
@@thomashernandez8700 And that was sarcasm, not real praise. 🤣
@manjacovus53425 ай бұрын
@@thomashernandez8700I think you'll find it is a genuine documentary.
@terencehennegan14394 жыл бұрын
Harry Enfield is a genius of comedy.
@forevercomputing4 жыл бұрын
Including Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
@hawker12622 жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse wrote most of it. It’s his genius you’re watching.
@smellyfinger6842 жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse is responsible. Enfield never gave him credit and they fell out.
@lukemidgley85812 жыл бұрын
Harry used to literally sit in the pub and write down Paul’s bits - all the comedians knew it which is why he eventually started working fairly with Paul
@esseker6320 Жыл бұрын
@@lukemidgley8581 Knew 👈.
@mikescarborough91965 жыл бұрын
I've watched this sketch over ten times. It's so well done and hilarious that it's mesmerizing.
@JackSmith-hx8zh5 жыл бұрын
Yes, this and the, "Women, know you Limits", sketches are both works of near genius.
@Daniel_Delayne3 жыл бұрын
Both of them shoe-ins for the sketch comedy hall of fame
@ethanguest34383 жыл бұрын
@@JackSmith-hx8zh it's a shame but I don't think these could be made today
@stephenholmes1036 Жыл бұрын
So true to life
@fossilmatic5 жыл бұрын
I have largely modelled my life on these wisdoms.
@cahillgreg2 жыл бұрын
Enjoy your dead dog in a pot dinner.
@NewFalconerRecords Жыл бұрын
Aside from the great performances and the hilarious dialogue, what gets me is how they manage to recreate the exact sound quality of films from that era. They must be using vintage microphones, it's just so spot-on. The jumping and skipping of the film is great too.
@hgilbert Жыл бұрын
today most studio software audio & video software can replicate these effect quite easily. but back at the time the 90's ... maybe older vintage equipment would have been a little easier and way more fun.
@davidlincolnbrooks Жыл бұрын
And the way these actors are doing a flawless 1940's-style upper-class accent...
@robertmudrow803411 ай бұрын
@@davidlincolnbrooks No, middle class received pronunciation: as spoken by vintage BBC presenters and Laura in Brief Encounter
@davidlincolnbrooks11 ай бұрын
@@robertmudrow8034 Well then, what kind of accent was THIS? kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqvOk6KrgKxraZI
@Fuzzmo14724 күн бұрын
The old football ones are hilarious….. long shorts & funnily fast running & old black & wHite footage
@annewilliams4931 Жыл бұрын
Bouncing up and down on uncle's knee - gets me every time!
@malcolmmawer2325 Жыл бұрын
Oh Anne you are awful, but I like You.
@blitzerblazinoah6838 Жыл бұрын
"Now then, now then, now then. Cum sit on Uncle Jimmy's knee."
@kikidevine694 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I always swallow a little bit of sick at that point
@PrinceKima_12 Жыл бұрын
"Affable" may not be the right word for Uncle😳
@Wildmountainsafaris3 жыл бұрын
"I've no wife and I'm famished...New Pot Poodle, The Dead Dog in a Pot.. " Killed me!
@ageingfast2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much watching this advertisement. The look on his face as he chewed...
@mail-uc7ui3 жыл бұрын
I love the old British accent. Just adore it.
@hunterluxton59763 жыл бұрын
It's a southern English home counties accent. There is no such thing as a British accent.
@section57602 жыл бұрын
Yes one does indeed. Jolly good show old chap. Diddl do. 🏴😉
@cahillgreg2 жыл бұрын
It's not so much an accent - more a speech impediment.
@susandumbill8805 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of what used to be called "BBC English" i.e. the ideal British accent! As funny now as it was then...but I'm a Northerner, so I'm biased...!
@jamestgriffiths4618 Жыл бұрын
It's what they call RP recieved pronunciation.
5 жыл бұрын
1400 spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles liked this.
@oldgitsknowstuff5 жыл бұрын
There should be a 'Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles' club.
@SvenTviking5 жыл бұрын
You have to watch out for them, else they try and subvert the state.
@stephenguppy34664 жыл бұрын
Sounds just up my street lol....
@huepix11 ай бұрын
I ahlweys heef my haet aet a jaunty angle
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
Harry and Paul’s ‘yesteryear’ sketches were always a laugh!
@paulcrombie96233 жыл бұрын
Harry is a great comedian, very observant in his research. Genius!
@stephaniecarr69844 жыл бұрын
"....now you're getting hysterical, here *slap slap slap* there, better?.."lol!!! I just found these skits! Absolutely brilliant!
@malcolmmawer2325 Жыл бұрын
Funny but true, I remember one teacher who was an old spinster who used corrective therapy on vulnerable boys.
@bluegtturbo2 жыл бұрын
I rewatch these old black and white sketches from Harry and Paul every few months... All treasures...
@grumpyoldgit94984 жыл бұрын
I had forgotten about Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse, lockdown binge watch time. I'm just thinking things used to be better 10-20 years ago... Hate this life now!!!!!!
@jakmak11993 жыл бұрын
Me too...loved Paul playing "Ted" the groundsman, had him off to a tee.
@Wildmountainsafaris3 жыл бұрын
Things were much much better. Great times humour and life.
@cahillgreg2 жыл бұрын
Whingeing poms
@musmus-culus Жыл бұрын
Well, your name certainly checks out
@DeeObl06 жыл бұрын
“Diabolical liberties with your knees...” 😆
@debbiethemadbee4 жыл бұрын
At least it’s not the ankles
@greatwazzoo4 жыл бұрын
To hell with you then! I’m off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church!
@section57602 жыл бұрын
@@debbiethemadbee now steady on my dear 1 thing at a time. I say what a jolly sweet kitten 🐱 you are . 🏴❤️
@whoevencares-rz8ej11 ай бұрын
You don’t need to go to the cinema with them for this. They can be miles away and they take those liberties so I have given up..
@CARLIN473711 ай бұрын
So funny its on another level.
@redsquirrel10866 жыл бұрын
"I was just writing a cheque for the poor.." LoL!!!
@liberalslayer90215 жыл бұрын
Cheque ?? Is that the same as cheeky ??
@gwishart5 жыл бұрын
@@liberalslayer9021 No, a cheque is an order to a bank to pay a stated sum from the drawer's account, written on a specially printed form. Perhaps you're one of those caddish colonial types who think it's spelled "check"?
@lindaleelaw52774 жыл бұрын
Red Squirrel hes got game. ...or my mother wondered why I couldn't get married
@robertbennett77317 ай бұрын
@@gwishart It was spelt check in Britain prior to Victorian times.
@TheGrowler556 ай бұрын
British Comedy at it's Best 😂😂😂😂😂😂 just saying from Glasgow 😂🇬🇧👍💙😎
@philipgaylor9307 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve no wife and I’m famished!” I can now see me using that line whenever I’m at all hungry 😋
@donjones47194 жыл бұрын
I came across this actual phrase written by a physician, c.1900. He referred the female genitals as "the organs of marital necessity." Sounds like a doctor this poor girl would end up with.
@htkm11795 жыл бұрын
Every single line is pure comedy gold! Makes me cry 😭 every time I watch it!
@AH-be6bu6 жыл бұрын
I love how knifing a pensioner and desecrating a church is classed as ‘caddishness’.
@SvenTviking5 жыл бұрын
It’s a jolly bad show.
@ajivins15 жыл бұрын
Indeed, it's tantamount to malice aforethought!
@UKFX4 жыл бұрын
@jrb designer alliance probably one of the foreign types.
@greenawayr084 жыл бұрын
Whilst driving a jaaaaaaag
@zapkvr4 жыл бұрын
Did he drop a deuce on the altar?
@sparklywarkly894 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I hadn't seen this one before!! The actress is perfect.. Her voice.. Her mannerisms and everything.. I believe the man she ends up marrying is the same man who played the ship's counsellor in Red Dwarf
@Mors_Inimicis Жыл бұрын
Agreed. I would love to take diabolical liberties with her knees .
@joebloggs2857 Жыл бұрын
She played Cindy...DS Phil Hunter's wife in The Bill
@tarquinftangftangolebiscui86065 жыл бұрын
Brilliantly executed, you can just imagine yourself sitting in a cinema in the 1940's watching this.
@elquixotedelascanarias7 ай бұрын
"Have I disturbed you? No it's alright - I was just writing a cheque for the poor." Fiddlesticks I'll now have to come up with a new line.
@StarHorseLover2003 жыл бұрын
Very well done. And the actors too - the haircuts, clothes, and expressions are so right.
@susandumbill8805 Жыл бұрын
Sleeze: "Hello! You're a pretty little thing, aren't you?!" Her: (To herself) "He seems nice!" Brilliant!! 😊😊😊
@johnhunter70855 жыл бұрын
Where have these people been all my life, they are super funny😂
@davissae2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know I needed this video but I did! Cheers! 🇺🇸
@susandumbill8805 Жыл бұрын
Good therapy 😊😸
@elizabethblackwell62424 жыл бұрын
I've often trapped men with my complexion.
@jrd334 жыл бұрын
Shameless hussy :-)
@zoranocokoljic89274 жыл бұрын
Hope you didn't do it by blocking the door
@elizabethblackwell62424 жыл бұрын
@@zoranocokoljic8927 Whatever it takes.
@paulnash98514 жыл бұрын
What an enchanting little thing you are, would you like to come and observe my etchings ?....
@philluckwell6174 жыл бұрын
I bet it was a contraption.
@jamiemcmillan67425 жыл бұрын
Spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles 😂
@jamiemcmillan67425 жыл бұрын
@jrb designer alliance My dear fellow, I always wear my hat at a jaunty angle.
@jauntyangle56674 жыл бұрын
@@jamiemcmillan6742 Ditto.
@Harmonical12 жыл бұрын
Why is there no comedy these days as totally brilliant as this!
@blastaway1784 Жыл бұрын
Oh, I think we all know why.
@A.A.C.2023 Жыл бұрын
Because most people today get offended with good humor...
@breebw2 жыл бұрын
I am glad she managed to be completed as a person in the end.
@chronobot20015 жыл бұрын
I don't know what that was... but I loved it. I couldn't contain myself when the narrator slapped some sense into her.
@richardikin5 жыл бұрын
Right then, I'm off to take diabolical liberties with my wife's knees!
@eugene89105 жыл бұрын
You dirty dog!
@li-235 жыл бұрын
You rogue! You cad!
@woody13805 жыл бұрын
Get those knees as far away from each other as possible.
@pineapplepenumbra4 жыл бұрын
You must be one of them foreign types.
@dr.doohickey3 жыл бұрын
Disgusting lefty.
@quartzhyalos10685 жыл бұрын
Love how the pot poodle crunches when the spoon went in
@barryfoster45310 ай бұрын
Damn, I think I may be an affable uncle.
@tayzk59295 ай бұрын
Oh dear
@stephenholmes1036 Жыл бұрын
So true and to the point! Young ladies watch and learn!
@SteelCowGirl4Ever7 ай бұрын
I'm a woman with a lot of agency, purpose and independence after getting my degree in science and becoming a full-time clinical laboratory technician. This means I'm paying my own bills, making my own decisions and winning at life as an adult -(the way I should be).
@Toyotaamazon80series7 ай бұрын
@@SteelCowGirl4Ever That's a serious cope, i see cats in your future. Lots of them!
@SteelCowGirl4Ever7 ай бұрын
@@Toyotaamazon80series You call it a means of "coping." Yet it's actually called (surviving) like an average adult. As much as I love cats, right now I've only got chickens (and a good man that shares in all my passions). ☺️👌 (Go cry)
@Toyotaamazon80series7 ай бұрын
@@SteelCowGirl4Ever And no children I'll bet.
@SteelCowGirl4Ever7 ай бұрын
@@Toyotaamazon80series Didn't want any. Neither did my other half. Not every man wants to be a father and not every woman wants to be a mother. Parenting's a personal decision -(not a lifestyle).
@FatNorthernBigot4 жыл бұрын
"the minefield of cadishness" sounds like the best UK-abolished fun, ever!
@peterfitzgerald532 жыл бұрын
This and this Mr chumly warner sketches ,brilliant
@redsquirrel10863 жыл бұрын
"Damn and blast....I'm off to knife pensioner and desecrate a church." 🤣🤣
@whoevencares-rz8ej11 ай бұрын
They all react that way because of entitlement and the like.. Ingratitude you see. Western privilege.
@redsquirrel108611 ай бұрын
@MarianMurphy-rz8ej And there's me thinking that it was a joke.
@huepix11 ай бұрын
@@redsquirrel1086😅😆😂🤣😁😄
@CymruEmergencyResponder2 жыл бұрын
Such a good actress!
@relaxpayourincometax8 ай бұрын
My immediate thoughts. She’s really good!
@JosephStealin2 жыл бұрын
Again sensible public service advice
@mementomori-kw9cf Жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
@seanmcdonald58595 жыл бұрын
I love the attention to detail . .thd sound is perfect, the dialogue spot on and the pacing just right . . . . Never found him that funny ( Enfield ) but I admire his work ethic.
@cahillgreg2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when Harry skived off or failed to pull his weight he could become forlorn with his failing self - The respect Sean showed him at these testing times really bolstered his resolve and helped him rally.
@SparkyStevens19672 жыл бұрын
@@cahillgreg Yes,especially when Sean made mention of the pacing being just right.This made Harry so happy that he cried.
@leonrive92762 жыл бұрын
Young mannn
@eleanorhogan86432 жыл бұрын
What a lovely horse.
@oldandletdown74643 жыл бұрын
Genius pure genius…..Harry Enfield…..Paul Whitehouse …..pure genius.
@petermills5423 жыл бұрын
Verbal & visual brilliance!
@marxam66715 жыл бұрын
The minefield of Caddishness. I have visions of Terry Thomas wickedly twiddling his moustache, whilst chortling even more wickedly.
@djicepole5 жыл бұрын
Mmmeeeee?! Roaming the halls of st Mary's girls school at three am . . . With my reputation?!
@Boudicca153 жыл бұрын
The great Terry Thomas, none better 🇬🇧👍
@mariajukejax96492 жыл бұрын
Whilst leaning out of his Cadmobile calling out "Hello there! You're a dashed fine filly, m'dear!"
@mariajukejax96492 жыл бұрын
@@djicepole Mind you, I was very very drunk!
@susandumbill8805 Жыл бұрын
I met a real 'Cad' on a bus! After trying to chat me up very ineffectively he invited me back to his place. I could hear the people sitting behind me laughing at the whole thing. I said "You cheeky man! I don't know you, and I don't think it's 'coffee' you've got in mind!!!" We all had a good laugh, including him - and I got home safely!!! 😊😸🏠
@bobikdylanАй бұрын
Harry's posh accent is so well studied. "Hwell."
@willmoore7582 Жыл бұрын
Simply timeless and soooo good with it.. Classic modern comedy folks, thanks Harry et al.
@frankford11153 жыл бұрын
Just brilliant stuff!
@kp60073 жыл бұрын
The best one of these is the ‘Women, know your limits’ sketch.
@susandumbill8805 Жыл бұрын
My favourite too! 😸😸😸
@lordprotector3367 Жыл бұрын
My favourite is the Christmas Tidings one, where they recommend a whisky pick-me-up for driver fatigue.
@leftmono10163 ай бұрын
Women drivers. She’s approaching the drivers side…the wrong side.
@richardelson32619 ай бұрын
2:43 It's Keir Starmer!
@helenasf17825 ай бұрын
Hahaha, nailed it!
@jotttn4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Bo_Nidle22 күн бұрын
He said “kindly face”, not “a little weasel faced Commie twat that you could punch from Dawn to dusk and not get tired”.
@GenGrace-kg6jb Жыл бұрын
So glad she found her soul mate.
@regparkin5661 Жыл бұрын
The uncle does it for me
@ianhanrahan8254 жыл бұрын
Spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles!
@allensagalla15795 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha, wanting to be an Englishman because of this, thanks for uploading XD
@TheAmazingAdventuresOfMiles4 жыл бұрын
I'm an Englishman and I can assure you, this is exactly how it still works today. And quite so.
@joebloggs6195 жыл бұрын
Oh,no...I no longer have my virtue...Sadly...I don't recall where it went or when...Ah,but I still have the box it came in...The one mother dearest gave me as a gift at birth...
@laurencetitusoates63284 жыл бұрын
If you're not using it any more can I have it 😉
@MajPickles5 жыл бұрын
No words can describe how much this makes me laugh
@MajPickles4 жыл бұрын
@TheBoschTube yes no doubt there are...
@sas23005 жыл бұрын
"Spunky chaps with their hats at jaunty angles" lmao
@MrSuitup1003 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, love these. 😊
@photodom20006 жыл бұрын
This is so good it should have been a public information film in the 1940's Brilliant parody.
@behornedhorse49135 жыл бұрын
Or present day Saudi Arabia
@coolbeans23454 жыл бұрын
@@behornedhorse4913 bruh😂
@bluegtturbo4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was?!!
@markkoetsier64752 жыл бұрын
"Now you're getting hysterical. Here:" **slap** "There, better?" 😂 God, I love how accurate that is to the then-common attitude about 'hysterical wives' needing a good whack to come to their senses.
@petyrkowalski98876 жыл бұрын
The affable uncle...lol
@sweiland756 жыл бұрын
I thought he said F-able. LOL
@SteveInskip6 жыл бұрын
Damnation...that’s my cover blown! 😉😉
@almostfm5 жыл бұрын
@@SteveInskip And now you're off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church.
@SteveInskip5 жыл бұрын
@@almostfm pensioners have all got semi-automatics round here mate! 😂😂
@SteveInskip5 жыл бұрын
@@almostfm desecrate a church? Where did that come from?
@avec4amadman12 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTE GENIUS. 😂
@johnbarthram2761 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely superb 👌
@daviddeburca94084 жыл бұрын
Legends these guys......No wife to Cook for me.... in danger of dying.....😂😂😂😂😂
@leew15984 жыл бұрын
They get the 1930s-40s style audio perfect.
@kurtrobertson495 Жыл бұрын
First time watching this 💯😄😆
@rossspenser83149 ай бұрын
The good old days
@deniswilliams2212 Жыл бұрын
Dead dogs in a pot omfg😅 I’m crying! So obviously the granddad of Monty python never had the pleasure of seeing him before tonight and I’m subscribed 🎉
@JG-fj6xq5 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect this to be this hilarious :D
@CyberBeep_kenshi Жыл бұрын
She's beautiful
@hornkraft94385 жыл бұрын
So if I join the Church of England, how long must I wait to become incredibly wealthy? It's taking such a long time ...
@sakadabara5 жыл бұрын
Horn Kraft , join the Holy Orthodox Church and you’ll get incredibly rich, as long as you put your diamonds 💎 (the good deeds ) at the celestial thesaurus
@steveweatherbe5 жыл бұрын
Other way round I'm afraid.First get rich , then apply for confirmation .
@Sdnaurs4 жыл бұрын
Join the Baptists - we're rich in spirit (I told that to the guy who repossessed my car the other day but he didn't quite understand, bless him.) But in all seriousness you can't take money with you, it's not something worth working on.
@ilokivi4 жыл бұрын
Very simple. First, take over the Church of England. Second, sell shares in the C of E and make an absolute fortune. And third, invest your profit in a new factory for Pot Poodle. Now available in cheesy peas flavour.
@jamescameron54724 жыл бұрын
I joined the CoE...found out that a silver plate passes ones person....now I’m extremely richer than thou......
@charlestaylor85663 жыл бұрын
Pot Poodle , Chinese favourite !
@UncommonSense.3 жыл бұрын
These were so funny ...still are.
@MrTingrag4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@noelht111 ай бұрын
The minefield of Caddishness
@marionrobson93847 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!😂
@Supersuperdestroyer5 жыл бұрын
Now your getting hysterical. Here. (Slap! Slap! Slap!) Too funny.
@adeh5034 жыл бұрын
Harry Enfield was just brilliant
@jameretief83273 жыл бұрын
If only life was like this.
@TheVicar3 жыл бұрын
Brexit will deliver us back unto these halcyon days.
@neilfoster814 Жыл бұрын
I need a Cecily in my life!
@jayps5022 Жыл бұрын
brilliant just brilliant
@charmawow3 жыл бұрын
Just the kind of humour needed in 2022!
@grahamward35047 ай бұрын
WONDERFUL !
@bell1919919 ай бұрын
Jokes aside, this actually gives some good advice. Lots of men pretend to be interested in dating a woman for who she is, only to use her body for their own selfish reasons. A very small percentage of women are fine with this, but most want a proper relationship, and end up feeling sad and used by modern casual dating culture. Forget the men who dress and talk fancy. Find a good man who's hard working and kind.
@Toyotaamazon80series7 ай бұрын
The problem with modern western women is that they waste their most fertile years pursuing some bullshit degree in lesbian poetry. After they get their useless degree, have endebted themselves, become indoctrinated with cultural marxism and racked up a big body count they are no longer marriage material.A woman doesn't need a degree she needs a husband and children of her own. No woman is ever validated untill a man puts a ring on her finger.
@johnmartinez74407 ай бұрын
@@Toyotaamazon80series Yikes.
@SteelCowGirl4Ever6 ай бұрын
@@Toyotaamazon80seriesI find that very interesting because my sister has her degree in business and is a mother of three. She and her husband have been married since 2008, and they both work full time: him for a bank. And her as the town coordinator for road repairs and municipal infrastructure projects. Meanwhile, I'm a woman who majored in science and now have a full-time career as a clinical laboratory technician, and I take a lot of pride in what I do each day. I'm in charge of overseeing test results for people with potentially fatal diseases and illnesses such as Lou Gehrig's disease and muscular dystrophy (before they become a severe problem). And I wouldn't trade a rewarding career like that for a dull life spent locked up in a house doing nothing but scrubbing dishes and mopping floors as if I for brain dead and useless as far as anything greater. Lol The fact is, not every man wants to be a husband or a father. Well likewise, not every woman desires to be a mother or a housewife. Being a homemaker or being career oriented is a personal decision. Neither are a lifestyle that can be "forced" on anyone just because of what gender they are. Obviously little boys aren't the only ones with big dreams to do something purposeful and meaningful out in the big world someday. (That's a human desire we all have). My man and I also work everyday for a living because that's what it takes to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table. Unless somebody is a doctor or a lawyer, households do not run on a single income. I think comments like yours are often made by those with extreme male insecurity, because any woman with her own agency and independence takes away from your ability to feel more privileged or like some 'big hero." Honestly, when did male emotions become so delicate and fragile?
@Jan-se1nd6 ай бұрын
@@Toyotaamazon80series How queer!
@misterprecocious24915 жыл бұрын
That bookish type is non other than Charles 'Charlie' Charles the darling of association football.
@ghosttype85833 жыл бұрын
The uncle bit is comedy gold
@RealBesty Жыл бұрын
Brilliant performance from Jacqueline Defferary as Cicely
@muddydog6605 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Couldn't remember her name nd yes she's fantastic.