I had to save that clip, that was pure gold. I don't know which I like better, the petrol station troll or this guy.
@liams19912 жыл бұрын
I wish he'd actually questioned how 😂
@zair16042 жыл бұрын
Best thing ive seen in 2 years.
@keithpanton74862 жыл бұрын
Worrying thing is him and his viewers will think he won that one. "Look, speechless, he's got no comeback and no answers" - Yes, because you came out with such insane bullshit there IS no answer.
@birch57572 жыл бұрын
@@keithpanton7486 every so often, someone says something so absurd that you have the realization "I can't have a reasonable discussion with this person - because that would require reason."
@nissandriver2172 жыл бұрын
“I’m only queuing up because everyone else is queuing” is probably the most British thing I’ve heard. Lol
@bilindalaw-morley1612 жыл бұрын
I've read that was the attitude in the war. If you saw a queue you joined it because you just hoped it would be worth it. I don't think I seriously believed it until I heard her say that
@myname-mz3lo2 жыл бұрын
she meant she panicked because everyone else was in the queue ... she knew it was a petrol station queue ..
@user-ip1ow7hf8c7 ай бұрын
She was probably having a laugh
@emisthem65626 күн бұрын
I'm not sure if the pfp is your OC or your fursona, but either way the design is gorgeous
@Bookdragon112 жыл бұрын
“I'm on a horse, I'm on a horse, I don't need petrol because she runs on carrots.” I love this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Georgehillier20142 жыл бұрын
Want that as my ringtone
@robbieking40702 жыл бұрын
“I’m on a Boris, I’m on a Boris, I don’t need petrol cause he runs on bullshit.”
@andydudley17752 жыл бұрын
@@robbieking4070 slightly desturbing
@TheKiwiBoi692 жыл бұрын
@@andydudley1775 nah
@kurtsudheim8252 жыл бұрын
& who said football chants are rude & not funny
@leloshi47542 жыл бұрын
“Who uses a pudding as an insult” British people do, we can turn literally anything into an insult if we say it right
@inside12832 жыл бұрын
In Leeds people literally call people puddings
@jameswatsonatheistgamer2 жыл бұрын
He thinks jeremy corbyn is a Jaffa cake.
@simonsmith1974 Жыл бұрын
British insults are the best ever
@xtheamazingax2 жыл бұрын
“What a bunch of sticky toffee puddings.” I’m so using that line from here on out. 😆
@offthewall99882 жыл бұрын
game changer - his wife only just found out he hates her sticky toffee puddings and she'd been making them for him since they first started dating, thinking her cooking skills was how she hooked him in! it's all been a lie!
@injunsun2 жыл бұрын
Damn. And here the Irish People Try channel had just got me wanting to try to make one...
@krashd2 жыл бұрын
In some parts of Scotland Jaffa Cake is an acceptable insult, or at least it was 20 years ago when I was a teen. Clearly it's not a high-level insult as it would be more likely to confuse than offend, thus making it the sort of obfuscating insult likely to be used by a numpty who has read Sun Tsu's Art of War.
@leonardhpls62 жыл бұрын
@@krashd I get the feeling your seedless just like a Jaffa
@The-Wordsmith2 жыл бұрын
But he missed the opportunity to say "What a bunch of cu... stard creams"
@davescott76802 жыл бұрын
I still love the insulate Britain clip, he didn't even make a joke about it. As it stands on its own as a joke.
@lokimidian69232 жыл бұрын
I loved the little smirk, you could tell he wanted to laugh so fkn hard 😄
@stevec64272 жыл бұрын
There was nothing he could say to make it funnier
@EchoSappho2 жыл бұрын
Was that about the concrete and wood?
@davescott76802 жыл бұрын
@@EchoSappho Yep.
@esmenhamaire63982 жыл бұрын
Havent owned a TV in years, and have had to self isolate this last couple of years. Chanced across this YT channel yesterday. I'd forgotten how much I used to enjoy your appearances on TV, Russell. You are an absolute legend and a National Treasure, Russell. Keep up the good work!
@fckem10002 жыл бұрын
Legend - bellend more like it
@samn64982 жыл бұрын
@@fckem1000 then why are you watching?
@N17-o2r2 жыл бұрын
@@samn6498 because he clearly loves bellends lol
@fckem10002 жыл бұрын
@@samn6498 I like the funny bits, you know - the not him speaking bits.
@fckem10002 жыл бұрын
@@N17-o2r I love adults using lol in non lol situations. As a Russell Howard fan you'll know exactly what I mean.
@deanb47992 жыл бұрын
My god Russell you literally have got me through the last few years with laughter and not alcohol.
@Tupelo9272 жыл бұрын
@Crisp Muncher Grow up, mate.
@LxftRxght2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on your sobriety, mate. 👍
@JL-xz3zf2 жыл бұрын
@Crisp Muncher I guess you don't wear seatbelts either :P
@tytn99782 жыл бұрын
brilliant as ever! Russell remains a bright light in a darkened world. He has that wonderful capacity of seeing the ridiculous and naming it for what it is, yet doing so with humour.
@amwartwork2 жыл бұрын
unfortunately he fell for the scamdemic
@curiositycloset23592 жыл бұрын
He's a complete tosser
@aphyTTR2 жыл бұрын
@@Nopostonsundays24 his two mates, and he didn't have writers when he did stand up
@jameswatsonatheistgamer Жыл бұрын
I do the same
@kingdedede6082 жыл бұрын
Can't believe he didn't show the Nigel Farage cameo vid where he says "up the ra" that was hands down the funniest
@theformalmooshroom91472 жыл бұрын
Defo
@specialpatrolgroup922 жыл бұрын
What was that?
@Ffinity2 жыл бұрын
@@specialpatrolgroup92 Search for it!
@ElliottIgglesden2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIPGYZWvZ9uNbc0
@bcbc86492 жыл бұрын
I have to see that
@abdulqudz892 жыл бұрын
russell howard absolutely cracks me up. i'd love to hang out with him.
@mrwhoannon3002 жыл бұрын
Been watching Russel since a kid when he started his weekly show. Hilarious, best comedian.
@bigfatbaataed2 жыл бұрын
The only way the woman cueing up for petrol could be funnier is if she was driving a Tesla...
@abikeanditsboy34492 жыл бұрын
The herd knows 2 speeds, graze and stampede. The newsies did the same thing here telling everyone not to panic about gas creating the very panic they were cautioning against and the gas stations all ran out. This prompted some entrepreneur to create the brilliant t-shirt "I SURVIVED THE GREAT TEXAS GAS PANIC OF THURSDAY" ... (available on Amazon for $15.99.)
@injunsun2 жыл бұрын
Our damn prices in the U.S. went up 15%, and that was AFTER our stupid government stockpiled RUSSIAN GASOLINE just before the "surprise" announced war, which our own president said was going to happen. We filled our tank a couple days before, with a 0.50ç discount from grocery points, two days before. #FuckPutin
@bubble88292 жыл бұрын
Hugely underrated comment here. :-D
@nickdawson923610 ай бұрын
tesla parts are made on Uigher concentration / slave labour camps in china
@dannysstart22187 ай бұрын
is she playing snooker?
@dwatercraft2 жыл бұрын
I planted 4 concrete trees so far but not one has cemented its roots and grew me some bags 😂
@dylanhodgson76052 жыл бұрын
Are you remembering to water them with pure oil?
@ananamu22482 жыл бұрын
Oh ,Goddess ! Before mobile phones these critical ,squeaky clean sorts used to only bother their families .. I so loved the look on the guys face when the interviewer said you can grow concrete ....it reminds me of Dale Spender saying " when a man says something stupid ,ask him to repeat it "
@graemeclark24852 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s smile like “i know you said something stupid, you know you said something stupid. Shall we end it here?”
@ananamu22482 жыл бұрын
Well said ! There are a lot of smirks and smiles ,people miss ....I particularly notice Mark Zuckerberg 's smile when asked how he earned money from free things and he smirked.... classic narcissist one ...( not the same.as the other guy )
@milancvetanovic87332 жыл бұрын
The ranting Welshman from 2:09 onward sounds like a sequence from "Little Britain" :)
@Diablos_Black2 жыл бұрын
He's tomjoneswales on tiktok, he has many videos like that,
@justsaying142 жыл бұрын
Miracle 2k ago: Wine out of water. Miracle today: Growing concrete. That's real progress!
@KitagumaIgen2 жыл бұрын
Is that "village genius" still on air? (If I'd been his producer I'd used this as a cause for terminating his contract, if he'd bitch about that some kind of mercy-termination one-way ticket to Switzerland...)
@justsaying142 жыл бұрын
@@KitagumaIgen Still presenting on talkRADIO - as intended.
@helvete9832 жыл бұрын
@@KitagumaIgen Yeah he's on talkRadio, so he's only really preaching to an audience of other morons.
@RustyLightningPhoto2 жыл бұрын
Definitely my favourite from the petrol crisis. ‘Petrol Station Wankers’, perfect.
@JaydevRaol2 жыл бұрын
😆
@lizcollinson26922 жыл бұрын
I'm on a horse
@RustyLightningPhoto2 жыл бұрын
@@lizcollinson2692 second favourite 🤩
@Killakatnage892 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw that red door I knew what was coming 😂
@Renegade27862 жыл бұрын
Irony that yellow car is look like same one that Jay scream *wankers* to the pedestrians in *The Inbetweeners*
@billcarroll9862 жыл бұрын
From across the pond, I say "Petrol Station Wankers" is a good name for a band...
@JimboDoomface2 жыл бұрын
Reminiscent of petrol bastard.
@chrisl90242 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see this man's take on a possible World War 3
@DeanMoxley872 жыл бұрын
Keep watching it’s a big possibility
@alexchatter6922 жыл бұрын
why? I love Russel but he has always had a good grasp of British culture and the national Zeitgeist. I don't expect him to have particularly insightful views on how a war will unfold
@JargonMadjin2 жыл бұрын
@@alexchatter692 The closet I've seen Russ tearing into the topic of war was when there was talk about WW2 being retold with Mr Men characters
@dryb33012 жыл бұрын
Why
@larapalma37442 жыл бұрын
@@alexchatter692 bound to be funny though, might as well laugh
@iram_asim2 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious; thank you for making the world laugh; you cheer us up.
@bzygng25202 жыл бұрын
“U can’t grow concrete, yh u can” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelsaunders69232 жыл бұрын
A crisis always brings out the best in people, toilet roll gate ,pasta gate, petrol panic , shortage of PPE, shortage of lateral flow test kits ,if we were at war (oh sorry we kind of are ) Christ knows what would happen
@samn64982 жыл бұрын
Now we're looking at nukes. All the best mate.
@krashd2 жыл бұрын
@@samn6498 Just stock up on vodka as it has free radicals that will absorb radiation. Oh, wait, we've poured it all down the drain...
@dylanhodgson76052 жыл бұрын
@@samn6498 even more so now
@B123-s4j2 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂.
@Lolz_ziii2 жыл бұрын
“Im on a boris I don’t need fuel because he runs in bullshit” 🤣 I just realised what I put is 5x funnier “he runs in”
@Paragon132 жыл бұрын
“Boots has ran out of perfume. We now go live to our reporter, Al O’Vera.”
@EmilyCassells2 жыл бұрын
That's not a perfume lol
@Paragon132 жыл бұрын
Emily Jane Yeah but “Mr perfume” doesn’t sound as funny.
@EmilyCassells2 жыл бұрын
@@Paragon13 or you just put moisturiser instead of perfume?... Or any of the many other products that actually have aloe vera in haha
@gavla-822 жыл бұрын
Boots have run out of Sure and Dove roll ons, we now go to our Asian correspondent Smel Lee Pits...
@TheMelbournelad2 жыл бұрын
If from the north just saying morning to Vera 😝
@Mr.Zen_732 жыл бұрын
I've belly-laughed at every single Russell Howard i've ever watched, he's brilliant!
@katieblade70832 жыл бұрын
I havent laugh so good in a long time from these caps videos. Thank you so much, you dont know how much i needed it, nor did I.
@englishmadcow74612 жыл бұрын
I love the Welsh accent when they're annoyed. Bless em 😻
@mrcosmo81072 жыл бұрын
Yea hilarious
@englishmadcow74612 жыл бұрын
@@mrcosmo8107 it wasn't a derogatory comment, I have Welsh family n love the accent.
@mrcosmo81072 жыл бұрын
Good for you Irish is better
@copanationdie2 жыл бұрын
Just recently discovered this guy. Brilliant!
@SerendipityChild2 жыл бұрын
Welcome!
@HarryNicNicholas2 жыл бұрын
"tesco don't want us unvaxxed shopping at their stores so we'll boycott them" has to be the best protest yet, if only they would all do that.
@SuperNyz2 жыл бұрын
You can't fire me! I quit!
@luminousfractal4202 жыл бұрын
Well tbh if I found you'd given covid to one of my loved ones because your too selfish to get a friggin injection or mask up..wouldn't be pretty. Don't hurt people.
@mattyp83132 жыл бұрын
Don’t hurt people? Can you elaborate please 😂🦇🦠💉💵💵💵🤫🤫
@LSD042 жыл бұрын
@@luminousfractal420 👈🏻 what a plank😂
@user-dn3ut9tw2x2 жыл бұрын
@David it is...it really is! 🙄
@welikeike61772 жыл бұрын
"It drown out the other voices" So Fu***** good
@ktwashere56372 жыл бұрын
Dear Russell, i have had a crap week. Thank you for making me laugh. I hope you have a wonderful weekend.
@StormWatch991 Жыл бұрын
"It's a giant wine bottle on the road! Is that a tyre doing a fart? Oh my god, that old lady's fisting her husband!" Lmao!! 😂😂😂😂
@bowmaj86662 жыл бұрын
"Where's my petrol you bloody... Apple Crumble?" Brilliant!
@Tht1Gy2 жыл бұрын
9:58 It drowns out the other voices... Nailed it!
@danielt8792 жыл бұрын
Never fails to make me laugh... thank you. 😀
@MM2PuppyDog2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughs Russell! Much needed.. Love from Canada...
@tazdivil65272 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that inbetweeners joke is hilarious
@akz46342 жыл бұрын
“Where’s my petrol you apple crumble”🤣
@breathestrongcycling36722 жыл бұрын
The Tescos gags were straight out of Ric Mayalls playbook....
@davidbrown85462 жыл бұрын
He was definitely channelling him
@wendycregan21472 жыл бұрын
Oh my god haven't heard that saying in years.,and Russell, the jam is the pink stripe down the car!
@jimhood12022 жыл бұрын
Yup, the old rover cop cars. Jam sandwiches.
@davel95142 жыл бұрын
Only Fools and Horses joke (for me)
@TonyRule2 жыл бұрын
As a NZer I knew it had some connotation relating to the bobbies/plods but I couldn't remember exactly what. Thanks for the reminder.
@JargonMadjin2 жыл бұрын
People fighting over petrol, other people with horses and electric cars laughing as they drive past
@Defektyd2 жыл бұрын
Or trot, if they're on a house. Edit: Meant horse but the typo led to a nice discussion so I'll leave the mistake in :D.
@bejawa22462 жыл бұрын
@@Defektyd Ah yeah love climbing up on my roof and just letting the house trot off it's foundations.
@SamuelBlack842 жыл бұрын
The Amish
@Defektyd2 жыл бұрын
@@bejawa2246 indeed, don't know why everyone complaining about a housing crises. Just steal a house and then trot off.
@JargonMadjin2 жыл бұрын
@@Defektyd The fact that you didn't get upset about someone making a joke about your grammar and just rolled with it is pretty cool
@welshdragonfunhunter34612 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂farage has a lot them🤣😂 and carol baskin message was hilarious 🤣😂. Great stream Russell.
@Peachtreedishes2 жыл бұрын
I needed to laugh at this moment Russell. With everything that’s going on in Ukraine 🇺🇦 and it’s worldwide impact is heavy, I needed the laughter
@user-jr7vc9dp7u2 жыл бұрын
I love what Russia's doing for Ukraine.
@Peachtreedishes2 жыл бұрын
@@user-jr7vc9dp7u what do you mean!
@isaacstocking77462 жыл бұрын
@@Peachtreedishes did you feel upset when America invaded the middle east and many other countries for 70 years or are you just picky
@Peachtreedishes2 жыл бұрын
@@isaacstocking7746 yes I was and no I’m not picky and I despise the fact that people aren’t open to refugees from the Middle East and Africa but say Ukrainian are “like them”. I despise what has been done …
@flashman22 жыл бұрын
Get your head out of your arse .and send some cash and milk and medicines to Yemen
@kathis68402 жыл бұрын
Great way to protest Tesco - by creating more work for already over-worked supermarket workers who have nothing to do with Tesco's advertising. Idiots 🙄
@pamelacass96422 жыл бұрын
Here in the US, loads of people spend hours pulling up grass & weeds from concrete. And now you say people in England are growing concrete? What a country!
@bzygng25202 жыл бұрын
“Don’t wanna get Covid while I’m turning my bin into a bomb” 💣 🤣🤣🤣
@Mr.Telekinetic2 жыл бұрын
I think this man is the only one keeping me sane at the moment
@OwenRic02 жыл бұрын
The Phil McCann finished me😂
@bethanyhindle52122 жыл бұрын
Same here
@phoebegreig65232 жыл бұрын
All the people who can’t pronounce Omicron clearly have never watched Futurama 😂
@bryannicholls2002 жыл бұрын
I am Lurg of Omicron Persiea 8
@Queenmoreta2 жыл бұрын
Ever since it was called that, Futurama was all I could think of :D
@TimeToSlashZoom2 жыл бұрын
The one named Smelly Hippy is right. Love Lurr.
@teenybabs2 жыл бұрын
Every time I heard Omicron on the news, I had to follow up with Persei 8. Hubs thought I'd lost the plot till the penny dropped.
@M_SC2 жыл бұрын
Even if they hadn’t, it’s pronounced how it’s spelled.
@sloughman21802 жыл бұрын
Keep us going mate. This world needs humour !!!!
@davie122 жыл бұрын
Never laughed so much ... You're hilarious, mate.
@petecoventry68582 жыл бұрын
And of course those of us with EV's sucked up the free sun and laughed - a lot lol
@gavla-822 жыл бұрын
There was a dude who filmed with his Tesla saying he was buggered and then went "Oh no, it's ok my cars electric."
@julezpanda142 жыл бұрын
Omg mental picture of dad's army 🤣🤣🤣 "don't panick don't panick"😂
@kimedwards15062 жыл бұрын
Actually came by this channel by luck and I have to say it takes a lot for me to laugh and smile 😃 but wow I can’t stop smiling so funny 😂 now to binge watch all your videos Thankyou xx
@Collerz72 жыл бұрын
Having worked for a supermarket for a short time, the only people that is punishing is the people working there on minimum wage who have to put it all back. Good job 👍
@paulmiddlemass64652 жыл бұрын
Does it really punish them? They get paid for an 8 hour shift, what they do in that 8 hr shift doesn't determine what they get paid. So if their team leader says put them back, they get paid the same as if they didn't have to do it. The protest itself is still a completely stupid pointless thing though
@qwandary2 жыл бұрын
And the people who might get sick eating perishable food that was left out of cooling areas for hours during a pandemic.
@kaiser_suzi_ Жыл бұрын
@@paulmiddlemass6465 Someone has never worked in a supermarket. It's not the pay that's the problem in this situation, it's the fact that bosses never hire enough people so the staff are already overworked without customers like this making things worse.
@kaiser_suzi_ Жыл бұрын
@@qwandary People won't get sick from perishable foods.The supermarket won't sell food that's been left out of fridges or freezers, it's against health regulations and they could be sued. Duh.
@paulmiddlemass6465 Жыл бұрын
@@kaiser_suzi_ you can still only do so much in a day. And they are paid per hour and their shift lasts a certain amount of hours.
@Shari4662 жыл бұрын
Nice to know all the crazies aren't just in the US. Thanks Russell ❤
@johnnycbad2 жыл бұрын
There have been several incidents of people setting fire to 5G towers in the UK because they believe the conspiracies...
@Shari4662 жыл бұрын
@@johnnycbad SMH
@tome_17012 жыл бұрын
@Fizzy Yeah like that GR Eggs woman
@tome_17012 жыл бұрын
@Fizzy Yeah like that GR Eggs woman
@actuallypaulstanley2 жыл бұрын
Good to see you on @Late Night with Steven Colbert @Russell Howard. 👍🏼
@End420Prohibition2 жыл бұрын
Concrete can be made from hemp, which does grow faster than trees. However I don’t see it very common place in the market, so I assume it probably isn’t as cost effective or possibly some other setback I am unaware of.
@Ffinity2 жыл бұрын
Hempcrete is not a building material, it's used as insulation.
@tenurb782 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I'm on mushrooms, I'm on mushrooms....I don't need petrol I'm flying sitting on my couch
@coolboy28112 жыл бұрын
Best of Russel I have ever seen. I’m in tears of laughter
@missylamb86582 жыл бұрын
Thank You! Your comic take on the world helps me so very much.
@fellaway2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS WITH THE WORLD PLEASE KEEP POSTING ALL YOUR MATERIAL BECAUSE YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE
@danturner5326 Жыл бұрын
“I love M.C. Donalds”, I don’t know what makes that better; it being pronounced wrong, or it coming from America 😂
@ladyweasellou33672 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's the same in the UK but in the US putting diesel instead of petrol into your gas tank takes quite a bit of talent considering how much bigger the diesel spigot is compared to the petrol one it would take a while and be a bit messy (I have seen it happen but it takes a talented idiot).
@gavla-822 жыл бұрын
Yeah the diesel nozzle is bigger then the petrol one. So yeah does take talent. And the "they the same colour". Nope Diesel pumps are black, unleaded petrol is green. 🤦🏻♂️ plus, most cars have a flap inside the filler, so the fuel would just go everywhere. Petrol in to a diesel would work though. Not advised however. 🤭
@cleoldbagtraallsorts33802 жыл бұрын
@@gavla-82 Nozzle, for future reference. 🙂 Bugger instead of bigger was your autocorrect's fault I imagine.
@matthewyabsley2 жыл бұрын
We have an expression in the programming world when we have to spend time making user protections like that. You'll only create a better class of idiot.
@davel95142 жыл бұрын
@@gavla-82 "Yeah the diesel nossle is bugger then the petrol one." You win today's comment section with this fail 🤣
@TheLadyDelirium2 жыл бұрын
I used to work for the RAC, a car breakdown company in the UK and people put the wrong fuel in their car a lot. Some realised before they started their cars but others weren't so lucky and destroyed their engines. It's strange that so many people use the wrong pump when they are different.
@alwayspooh15882 жыл бұрын
The Churchill clips with Russell's interaction was great!
@helvete9832 жыл бұрын
Oh Yes!
@NewMessage2 жыл бұрын
NGL... I thought 'jam sponge' was a euphemism for a tampon.
@X3H3X2 жыл бұрын
It could be >:D
@AceAutistic2 жыл бұрын
Nah, that's Charles
@MrMultiAfrican2 жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@eclectica16 ай бұрын
Oh, it's that too!
@keithm.4042 жыл бұрын
They even painted the door red, legends! 🤣
@clodaghireuk32142 жыл бұрын
Can anyone tell me who is the human who writes this. My little heart wants to believe its Russell but if not, he/she needs an award of some shite. Just never stops killing it. Beyond quick and witty. Genius
@paulqueripel34932 жыл бұрын
Not sure they'd want to be given shit as an award. Here tonight at the Golden Turds, best topical joke goes to....,
@bradleightodd64782 жыл бұрын
LEGIT 3 days ive been watching these video's not many people make me chuckle like you do mate, omg seriously great! im 100% booking a show this year! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@owenjolley3512 жыл бұрын
For the last time it’s pronounced “oh-micron” as in “Omicron Persei 8”.
@adventuresofemmaandfloss6912 жыл бұрын
Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy curly wurly’s 😂😂😂😂
@myarmsrgone10 ай бұрын
Unexpected item in bagging area... It's a child born out of wedlock.
@jemonthebrain2 жыл бұрын
The horse bicycle guy is hilarious
@lulajohns18832 жыл бұрын
I needed that laugh. Thanks man
@robertpetre93782 жыл бұрын
The car from The Inbetweeners LOL
@vy11342 жыл бұрын
GReggs, WetHerSpoons.... The A..Meri..Cans lol😂🤣😂🤣
@tonyawaters47182 жыл бұрын
Omg can't quit laughing you are truly brilliant thank you for a morning laugh .....
@joshcrawley15652 жыл бұрын
Putting petrol or diesel in anything other than a specified diesel or petrol jug is extremely dangerous especially with petrol just one static spark from your back on the back seat of your car instead of an explosion
@katrinalaster39132 жыл бұрын
I just love this guy he is funny 🤣 AF!!!!!🇬🇧💂🇺🇲😂🤣😂
@joshj44162 жыл бұрын
The Carol Baskin one, was done by an Australian comedian named Tom Armstrong
@Sianybosh2 жыл бұрын
Crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣 first class 👍
@DOLONADE2 жыл бұрын
Been watching Russell for years 👏🏿👏🏿
@NewMessage2 жыл бұрын
I'd bet money that Leonardo actually does.
@alexschmitt29802 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you're right. I even have lyrical evidence to back it up! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2G5Zp2mbbSVo7M
@icebox19542 жыл бұрын
Ask your teenage daughter, she would know.
@myarmsrgone10 ай бұрын
The Hugh Janus bit got me crying, I had to rewind just to let it hit me again
@howardkerr81742 жыл бұрын
Farage: " Happy birthday huge...." OMG...does he realize he said that?
@yndsu2 жыл бұрын
He is being true to himself, no shame and willing to do anything for a couple of quids.
@Superman6792 жыл бұрын
You people are sick ! I thought it was a sweet gesture for him to wish my cousin a happy birthday. Now all of you have ruined it, my cousin Hue Janus has taken this very badly
@davel95142 жыл бұрын
@@Superman679 Just wait til Biguss Dickus hears about this! 🤣
@arthurmorgan40412 жыл бұрын
@@davel9514 my mate Mike literous is enraged at this debacle
@damonturnbull5903 Жыл бұрын
Bless ya, Russell.
@Devilsgreedybelly2 жыл бұрын
Wish I'd have come across one of those dumped trolleys at a checkout Would have saved me half an hour
@N17-o2r2 жыл бұрын
😂
@checo99692 жыл бұрын
How did he not make a joke about the welsh guy sounding like Norman from fireman Sam
@dariadavies2562 жыл бұрын
Haha sadly we all sound like Norman Price in the valleys 😂😂😂
@krashd2 жыл бұрын
@@dariadavies256 Was he the little redheaded arsonist? All Fireman Sam taught me as a nipper was that if you're a youngster with glasses in Wales you can be a serial arsonist and the most you'll ever get is a clip round the ear from your nan.
@dariadavies2562 жыл бұрын
@@krashd lmao yes that’s him 😂😂😂 I felt so sorry for his poor mother having to put up with him!
@hughjanus34872 жыл бұрын
thanks for the shout out
@ninjahvoand7972 жыл бұрын
It's funny to me because I was actually born out of wedlock...!!! 😂🤣
@Rugmunchersauce32 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed that. Good one, Russell. 👍
@Neil0702 жыл бұрын
Laurence Fox. Always comedy gold 🤣
@TomRipley7350 Жыл бұрын
He makes a lot of sense.
@danielwhite22312 жыл бұрын
That Welsh bloke does these comedy rants all the time 🤣
@maburg7132 жыл бұрын
I hope every one of those people who left perishable food at the front of the stores, got arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. To just waste food like that, when so many families (and kids in particular) have to go without food for sometimes days at a time, is the height of ignorance and unfathomable entitlement.
@Kat-mu8wq2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Over 14.5 million people in the UK now lives in poverty, many of them are kids and young adults. I'm only staying above the line because I still live at home with no bills to pay (I just buy my own food and pay for what my animals need) whereas my mother who has health issues has absolutely no income, so to be able to buy bread and milk she has to sell things.
@larapalma37442 жыл бұрын
But Britain's weather is pretty much iceberg
@bilindalaw-morley1612 жыл бұрын
@@Kat-mu8wq I'm puzzled. I'm Australian, with many negative health conditions. I get a government Disability Pension. It's equal to the Age Pension, and about twice what an Unemployment Allowance would be. Also because of the pension I get super subsidised medications. As an example, an asthma 'puffer' which costs an employed person about $30 with NHS subsidies costs me $6-80. Everybody who needs frequent prescriptions has a total debit amount required, once we reach that, most prescriptions are free for the rest of the year. My debit requirement amount is hundreds of dollars less than a wage earner has to pay. I do have to budget really carefully, and go without things, but I can get by. I assumed the UK had Food Banks, Food Parcel donated goods etc as we do, too. I thought England and Australia had virtually identical NHS and public health benefits. It's really worrying your mum has to sell things to get by. Is there no Allowance or Pension she qualifies for? Hugs from Oz, I hope things improve for both of you. Good luck!
@SamuelBlack842 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why they care so much about the advert they're protesting about that they feel they have to in some way punish the supermarket
@erdevon3257 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Tesco throws out tonnes of edible food as waste daily
@catchingtheshot13332 жыл бұрын
The only good part of the war that is going on now in my neighbouring country is that i will get to hear this mans take on it.
@bryannicholls2002 жыл бұрын
I honestly hope that it ends peacefully and quickly and that you are safe throughout this conflict.
@corvus25122 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i hope you stay safe and Putin doesnt go further, i fear he will though
@Ater_Draco2 жыл бұрын
Wales home of the jam-based insults. From the traditional - fel rhech mewn pot jam / like a fart in a jam jar, to 2021's - you jam sponge
@MrGratefulg2 жыл бұрын
would not jam sponge be a euphemism?
@ieuan._.ch4n9452 жыл бұрын
Rwyf ddim wedi clywed yr un hwna o flaen. Byddain dweud hwna I fy ffrind yfori
@Ater_Draco2 жыл бұрын
@Glenn Longpre euphemisms can also be insults. Calling someone a muppet is both a euphemism and insult
@TonyRule2 жыл бұрын
@@MrGratefulg I was just reminded it's a reference to the white cars they used to drive that had a pink stripe down the side so it resembled a jam sponge or jam sandwich.
@fckem10002 жыл бұрын
"Supermarkets aren't telling you what to think" - tell the supermarkets, it'll save them millions on advertising
@GeoToni132 жыл бұрын
I really do love a steak bake from G R Eggs. Nothing beats it! 🤣
@krashd2 жыл бұрын
"Are these GR eggs?" "No, organic."
@Simon_PieMan Жыл бұрын
Respect to the guys in the yellow car. Love ‘The Inbetweeners’
@Zantonny2 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, filling a cart with food and then abandoning the trolly could still qualify as theft. People are of the assumption that the item has to leave the store for it to count as theft, but that's not true.
@maburg7132 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@aquilamflammeus55692 жыл бұрын
I mean you have to do it with intent to permanently remove it from the stores ownership so it wouldn't count as theft.
@Zantonny2 жыл бұрын
@@aquilamflammeus5569 In the case of any goods that require to be chilled or frozen, they may have done just that. Depending on your state/country laws, it can qualify as theft even if it isn't take permanently, but it depends on the circumstances of the temporary removal, and the effect the removal has on the original owner. In the UK Theft Act of 1968 it's section 6, part 1. I'd dig into U.S. laws but their a mess and vary heavily place to place. Either way, it'll bite them in their ass irrelevant of law, because there isn't a high likelihood they will be welcome back in the store again.
@sarahc98222 жыл бұрын
Also it doesn’t have any effect on Tesco itself but it does have an effect on its employees who will have to sort through and put back or throw away items 🤦🏽♀️