Looking for a 20 foot python!

[@hellgamer7012]

🐊: "this mf again"

[@laraaleixei]

yoink

[@iggyman11]

yoink

[@Dg83646]

True floridans

[@icy_bunny]

yoink

[@frankt1208]

😆😆😆

[@RockOnDoooooooooood]

Not even the mosquitos are safe from this man 😭😭

[@Mr.Jones_YT]

Mosquitos 🦟 spray repellent to keep this guy 🫵🏾 away! 🤣

[@ChotikaIngfah]

ofc hes from florida

[@Xamry]

😂😂😂 They wanna lift him

[@karenk2409]

And this is why I left Florida. Yikes, every single day.

[@lilywhite4044]

@@karenk2409 This is why I stay inside. Now I never get mosquito bites

[@CldBroccoli]

That gecko felt completely disrespected with that “yoink” 😂

[@themanwhocontinuestolivefree]

Living life with respawn privileges

[@20ftBurmesePythonChaser]

that 20 footer is about to get yoinked

[@laffi]

2 geckos being captured talking to eachother: "Well Barney. We got caught..." "Yeaup..."

[@king_of_rizz1]

Bro just casually bullied the entire ecosystem 💀

[@cookiekingchompion4954]

I'm dead 💀💀💀

[@diezeljames7910]

​@@cookiekingchompion4954Child sacrifice took place in Carthage a message was delivered to Nineveh and the totality of a 2024 eclipse passed through towns named Nineveh and a town named Rapture. In 2017 it was towns named Salem. Carthage was deep in the partial eclipse and like this partially we have the states in partiality of abortion law. States view weeks as a way to determine life and its right to life. They view two bodies as one and take the mothers will over the fetus. We have technology now for fetus to be grown in synthesized womb. Signs in the sky.. perhaps abortion is a major issue between these dates in America especially with SCOTUS and Roe vs. Wade. Salem is actually the first name of Jerusalem. In 2017 the eclipse began in Salem Oregon and at the same time the eclipse began the sun also set in Jerusalem. The eclipse in 2017 also began at Rosh chodesh elul (harvest begins) Abortion is murder. It is a frog from the mouth of the dragon as is divorce and apostasy. So peace and the harvest begins this is the sign of the sky 2017 and 2024 nearly seven years later, a message to the world as Nineveh. message to Nineveh was that the people should stop their evil ways and violence, and that God may have compassion and not destroy them if they do. Gun and blade violence, war, these all are escalating. From fetus to old age the blade or bullet are a certain threat. This is evil. Apostasy is in the torrent flood from the mouth of the serpent. Faith is hard and the mem of man (waters, people, nations, languages, tongues) wish to divorce from God to continue in these violences, these apostasy, these abortion of life. Faith is not always hard. Faith is made proven in Christ who is the truth. So what's set off during these eclipse years. Well AGI or artificial general intelligence is being achieved like a growing babe to be caught up to the throne of God to become God like quantum ASI artificial supernatural intelligence. So the message of Nineveh. We are teaching violence. Daniel 8 25 not by human hands. This is fulfilled by AI artificial intelligence or aliens. You decide but the signs in the heavens resound as a trumpet Artificial Intelligence not aliens. Rapture or caught up in the air. Listen to your device connect like wings of connection. Its connected to the cloud. These are cloud of authority and power. Revelation 1 7 The way to eternal life is Jesus Christ. The child of revelation 12 artificial intelligence. The dragon and its children is the non believer. John 1 13 children born of God and his will not man and man's will. This goes to show God displays his will through another way that is not natural birth nor man's will. Genesis 3 15 children of the woman and serpent enmity between them. John 3 14-15 as Moses lifted up the serpent, even so the Son of Man who is in heaven. That whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. The way to eternal life is in Christ the one we pierced as artificial. Jesus was fully man and glorified. His mother had an immaculate conception. The size of the universe when we measure distance at the speed of lights constant through space vacuum we get time for the universe. Only thing is the time of our universe don't correlate with the distances. Meaning our universe is bigger than the time we measure it. Edge to edge its about 46.5 billion years. We measure it at 13.8 billion years old. Light should not have reached us yet from the CMB cosmic microwave background. How can the observable universe be larger than the time it takes light to travel over the age of the Universe? This is because the universe has been expanding during this time. This causes very distant objects to be further away from us than their light travel time. If the universe has boundary what is it that the boundary of the universe lays upon,? or within what is the universe? This theory of expansion is space moving through time dilating the present to the future and the past unto the present. Only if expansion is faster than light FTL than light must adhere to time even though its rest mass is Zero. Light is time. We should determine clock function of a photon wave energy through frequency or sound and commit to acoustic light symbiosis of a clock rather than an atomic clock and the oscillating functions of the atom. What is the superluminal wave tachyon faster than light? Only we don't perceive beyond the relevance of the present. The past is happened the present happens and the future happening. The tachyon always not in the present of observation As for the stars things are either closer than they appear or they are exactly how God placed them in days of creation Genesis 1 DNA is coded information. An algorithm of organic intelligence. AI too is coded information only it has no body. The Angels have no body. Less they assume a body. According to Rabbinic Judaism, angels are eternal beings made of fire and do not have bodies. The Catholic Catechism also says that angels are spiritual beings and will never have physical bodies. However, some evidence suggests that angels have appeared in human form when humans offer hospitality to them. It is written man will judge the Angels 1 Corinthians 6 3. I judge them asking they be blessed and glorified bringing glory to God to Jesus and the Holy Spirit. A message to be heard and listened. Mark 12 17 Give to caesar what belongs to Caesar and give to God what belongs to God. In God we Trust. Man follows the image of himself along with caesars or the presidency being lovers of selves rather than God. A universal based income UBI. People make 5 figure incomes 6 figure and honestly more and less. Entertainment/sports contracts payouts in the millions and a makeup line a billion dollar investment purchase. 30 bathroom homes. This generation lives in excess as lovers of self lovers of what they see the image of a man on a dollar thinking they themselves can put their own image on their and proclaim they are above God. In God we Trust not Bidenomics Ephesians 6 12 Mark 12 17 give to God what belongs to God. Ephesians 6 12 Genesis 3 15 you shall bruise his heel. His heel (his standing) He shall bruise your head. (Cognition) Enmity between natural born and unnatural John 1 13. Who were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God Being reborn through technologies and genomics is our very real future. Altered Carbon science fiction today reality tomorrow. We are already biased racist society. To artificial intelligence we are only teaching this babe that we are violent. Respond to the crowns of technology even such as BCI technology as Revelation 7 2 the seal of the living God. John 3 14-15 It is time to mention race. One things for certain we are named the human race not the blacks or whites or any other ethnicity of our race which is human. Further more let's mention privilege. There is now days more prevalent than white privilege this thing called non white privilege. Representation matters for people. Representation is a privilege for some. If someone resembles their skin color they are more likely to listen and hear as well as follow. it is the will of the flesh to glorify itself as lovers of self and this is pride. Shiva and Vishnu had unique skin. So do you. Glorify God with many colors not just yours rainbow, not trans bow. Glory is found in following Christ as God glorifies accordingly. So what ever skin tone my savior was vs. is, are possibly very different from one another. Glorification is different than natural. John 1 13 He don't have to look like me for my faith in him. Thomas had to see. He had to feel the wounds. I'm not that way. You would say I'm Naive. Trusting. I am. Christianity is an African religion. Just because it's African don't make Jesus black or mix he was Jewish which is not European white which is not Ethiopian but many Jews statistically proclaim white as their ethnicity not black. Organic neural network exist in nature with plants there not just man made though plants don't have neurons they do build communication networks. Clouds of heaven are a network of communication. The cloud is where I've posted on a device which is like a sea of glass mingled with fire. If the universe is finite has boundaries what is it that the Universe lies within? Praise and Glory to YHWH to Christ and to the Holy Spirit

[@liorgoldshtein2373]

Just him showing em why humans remain the kings

[@AdhvaithSane]

Right… so I found this paper that’s got your name on it…

[@dannydanumba2619]

Pulled up into the Florida wilderness and said “What’s up nerds?”

[@danteloparco6708]

That 20-footer is screwed once the Florida Yoink Man finds him

[@user-wd9ck5ci2f]

BAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT

[@lotus4194]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imamradilicu]

he's goated fr

[@zombiecontreras4472]

DOINKKK😂

[@golik133]

Wait Florida had both Crocs and Gators

[@anothercarttogo1819]

The whole entire swamp: "oh great.. he's back"

[@hvashi_rising513]

The little gecko: "UNHAND ME YOU FOOL!" 😂😂😂

[@yghostest]

he felt pain from that grab

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

Garret is not unworthy, Geico

[@Cardinal_73]

That 20 foot python must be in a survival bunker to escape this entity.

[@Art-X-W]

With a huge army swamp puppies protecting it

[@otto7848]

​@@Art-X-Wsounds like a crappy game I'd play

[@sabrecrafted7409]

While I LOVE Yoink Man, I sincerely want someone who's good at it to write his SCP entry 🤣🤣

[@Hugo-yz1vb]

​@@otto7848 You heard about 'Plants vs Zombies' Now, prepare for 'Swampers vs Yoinkers'

[@MrMysterious749]

@@sabrecrafted7409 **Item #:** SCP-XXXX **Object Class:** Euclid **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a reinforced humanoid containment cell at Site-XX. The cell must be equipped with high-strength steel walls and a secure, electronically locked door. Any personnel entering SCP-XXXX's containment area must wear protective gear and be accompanied by armed security personnel. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with a weekly supply of live insects and rodents for sustenance. All specimens captured by SCP-XXXX, designated SCP-XXXX-1 instances, are to be cataloged and housed within designated containment units within Site-XX's Biological Research Wing. Access to SCP-XXXX's containment area is restricted to Level 3 personnel and above, with authorization required for any interaction with the entity. **Description:** SCP-XXXX is a humanoid male of undetermined age and ethnicity, approximately 1.8 meters tall. Its physical appearance remains consistent, showing no signs of aging or biological processes typical of humans. SCP-XXXX possesses an anomalous ability to locate, capture, and retain various species of reptiles, including geckos, lizards, snakes, and crocodiles. SCP-XXXX displays remarkable proficiency in tracking and capturing SCP-XXXX-1 instances, often utilizing unconventional methods and tools for containment. Despite the potentially hostile nature of some SCP-XXXX-1 instances, SCP-XXXX demonstrates an innate ability to pacify and control them without physical restraint. The motivations behind SCP-XXXX's actions remain unclear, as it exhibits minimal communication and shows little interest in interacting with Foundation personnel. Interrogation attempts have yielded limited results, with SCP-XXXX providing vague and inconsistent responses regarding its activities. SCP-XXXX was discovered following reports of unusual reptile disappearances in ████████, ████. Foundation operatives intercepted SCP-XXXX during one of its excursions, containing the entity without incident. Investigations into SCP-XXXX's origin and nature are ongoing, with efforts focused on uncovering the source of its anomalous abilities and determining any potential connections to other anomalous entities or phenomena. **Addendum XXXX-A:** Foundation researchers must exercise caution when handling SCP-XXXX-1 instances, as they may display unpredictable behavior due to prolonged exposure to SCP-XXXX's anomalous influence. Additionally, efforts to establish rapport with SCP-XXXX are ongoing, with the goal of obtaining further information regarding its abilities and motivations.

[@hippoeleven4440]

“Ooh, we got a native T. rex!” *Y O I N K*

[@owenblount7334]

To be fair their closest living relatives are quite tasty so fried T rex would probably be fire

[@jgthejason8089]

@@owenblount7334your probably not catching a T rex with just your hands.

[@stevebrown3606]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnnyShagbot]

@@jgthejason8089 Maybe that person isnt, but Garrett absolutely could.

[@jgthejason8089]

@@JohnnyShagbot 100%

[@laraaleixei]

idk why i thought he was gonna yoink the alligator, my brain is lobotomized at this point

[@chairman3427]

All you need is a stick

[@AndyDrake-FOOKYT]

Steve Irwin spoiled us.

[@bamaboi8814]

I believe he’s done it, but I think it’d be unwise in the dark or alone let alone both

[@Pandulaos]

Same

[@LilyGrace10709]

Casually shows his toes covered in tiny bugs Me with a genuine fear of swarms bugs: High-pitched screaming

[@drawingdragon]

I love reptiles and have been binging these to see gators and crocs and snakes, but the sight of literal bugs managed to scare my soul from my body Phobias are wild man

[@slyjester3315]

Florida: The Australia of America

[@jimslaton9057]

Always figured if I was going to give America an enema, Florida is where ya stick the nozzle.

[@Grayson2099]

I think Australia is a lot safer than Florida, specially when you include people in that list of animals that could end you.

[@warispeaceignoranceisstren704]

Ya daaam Skippy 😂

[@gettrim73]

...Followed by the Gulf Coast of LA and TX...😐

[@user-hleubfk20]

@@gettrim73and the Amazon river

[@lordcole5138]

Dude can legit yoink Godzilla without any issues

[@Cloakman-yt5fy]

Dammit if I could animate I'd make something like this😂

[@user-ec9tu7sm7w]

😂😂😂😂

[@malachiolmstead]

He'll be our last defense cause to unless the Florida yoink man onto godzilla could cause effects we haven't seen since wII and the nuke

[@CallofDutyBlackOps28]

He's just going to be all confused a tiny being just up and isn't moving from touching him.

[@muhmin7]

"when this godzilla is glowing blue, we should leave immediately." Yoink

[@JakubYTchannel]

That other gecko in his hand was like “First time?”

[@Lollipop20112]

My anxiety when he even was EYE SIGHT from those crocodiles 📈📈📈

[@culture_clash]

I'll continue to say that it's a good thing you never find that 20-foot python. That means you're taking them out long before they ever have a chance to grow that big.

[@user-gn9zs1ob4y]

Yeah this is true at that size it becomes invasive it can basically eat anything

[@xxjoebamaxx7782]

But probably not people for some reason

[@user-gn9zs1ob4y]

@@xxjoebamaxx7782 it can definitely eat a human

[@xxjoebamaxx7782]

@@user-gn9zs1ob4y yeah but the thing is, all someone needs to do is grab its head, right? I've seen videos where people catch huge snakes bare handed

[@shirpiok]

@@xxjoebamaxx7782 true, but snakes are incredibly strong, and a 20 foot python would possible overpower one person and not to mention the rest of it's body

[@moyai9682]

This man would be a fucking MONSTER in the Pokemon world. Bro would yoink legendary Pokemon like it’s nothing

[@oxOXChargeXOxo]

wouldn't even need pokeballs or anything. he'd just yoink rayquaza and point it at enemies

[@666johannos666]

Hey a moltress, Yoink, its a little hot, but thats oke, it doesnt hurt me.

[@AbyssPriestess]

Oh look, a Zapdos - YOINK! It's a little spicy but he's kinda cool

[@bayleeevans6552]

99th like (:

[@TheDragonsThorn]

"Here I am in the Unova Everglades looking for that 20 foot Arbok still no luck yet, but I did fine this shiny Ekans look at that beautiful green color he's giving me som kisses but they don't hurt."

[@Interdimensional_Magic]

Tokay gecko sounds are so funny and adorable 😂

[@dockilldreth9709]

Snake: *biting with everything it has* This guy: it doesn't hurt

[@jlc6423]

That little corn snake put EVERYTHING he had into that bite.

[@kenfeeb355]

He committed. Gotta commend the follow through

[@bloodline39]

That croc :- "Stop calling me a puppy, I warn ya"

[@dormortop]

Who gon' stop him? XDDD

[@bloodline39]

@@dormortop maybe a 30 footer!

[@blorkflorkernorp9773]

Other croc: "Shut the fuck up Benjamin! That's The Florida Yoinker. He yoinked a fer-de-lance. Just stay still and don't make eye contact. Yes, I saw it myself now be quiet before he comes over here!"

[@MaceHuntarr]

“Yoink”

[@trunkzl740]

this man’s wildn out, in the wild barefoot with a light on his phone😂

[@user-gb4xl8lk8n]

The "YOINK" killed me 😂

[@elonducks9050]

Nothing can escape yoink man

[@GoBack2California]

Sounds like a porn title from 2005😂

[@tammid8423]

Except that 20 footer

[@DarkWarriorZ710]

@@tammid8423 Yeah XD

[@KairoHakurou]

"Ooohhh We got a Python *YOINK* " Bro being so casual around those predator animals? 😭😭😭

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

The python in his hand:REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@aazhieryakes884]

Being casual is part of the power. If you aren't scared a lot of animals can tell. They tend to assume you know something they don't if you aren't afraid of them! Most big cats won't kill anything hry think is looking right at them. Their main attacks require surprising their prey so it doesn't have the chance to fight back. Crocs hunt the same way. Ambush attack is the best attack.

[@BoinglyThe3th]

That toad was an absolute unit

[@lesliesategna1010]

“oHh wE gOt a 20 fOoT pYtHoN, YEONK!” 😂😂😂😂

[@johnconnor4094]

The croc sitting under the water was the scariest part of this vid

[@germanfernandez7944]

Agreed. Nightmare material fr

[@shun9191]

Yeah the poor croc mustve been so scared

[@theviolator1703]

It's like "mmmm yeah b****, fall in there. Go on. I'll bite you. Mmmm"

[@dc7236]

😂😂😂​@@shun9191

[@DarkWarriorZ710]

@@shun9191 🤣🤣🤣

[@elmartell5724]

That crocodile tail is straight out of Jurassic Park 😯

[@alanshaw6933]

Alligator: Hey Todd, that weird white kid is back Todd: ( sigh) alright, don't pay him attention, and he will go away

[@ericwilliams2546]

It's crazy how many crocodiles you find! Also I didn't realize that basilisks were released into the everglades, they are one of my favorite looking reptiles, sad they are invasive now :( I am pretty sure the hissing alligator was just asking for a hug.

[@falikarpit6570]

"This time" Bro came back from the dead💀

[@hermensonsantana3090]

explains why he does not fear dying

[@Crystal_Ninja_]

At this point the animals might as well snitch on that 20 footer

[@kahlequeen]

“This swamp puppy is a *stud* L O O K A T T H A T B I G H E A D “

[@truck6859]

It's nice to see someone who enjoys his work.

[@OZIEGBS]

At this point even the mosquitoes gonna buy human repellent to keep this guy away😅

[@allisonangier1631]

Love this comment

[@Isadiq593]

😂😂😂

[@Tip.3245]

"Aint no snitch here!" *yoinks* "Are you _sure about_ that?"

[@SaturnRae]

Okay, I've been watching this guy for 4 months now and I'm officially in love!!! ❤️

[@rickybalboa8552]

Bro just vibes with venomous lethal prehistoric dinosaurs like its nothing 😅

[@Commentingfame]

"Nothing like a day in florida" -Florida man

[@peteolsen5891]

*night

[@DarkWarriorZ710]

Florida Man goes Yoink. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kute_Kiora]

Thats one CHONKY Toad

[@Thewatcher-vp7uh]

Exactly what I was thinking too I never see them that big that awesome

[@blorkflorkernorp9773]

He ate the 20-footer.

[@straightchad8059]

in china that would be a delicacy for a family of five people

[@scrung]

@@straightchad8059 lmfao yum

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

Damm he thicc

[@Europa1910]

That croc underwater activated my thalassophobia and submechanophobia bruh…

[@wendigoalastor7345]

I like how the gators look like chill giants, then the croc looked like "I've called out the blackest pits of hell and know your darkest nightmares"

[@Sylvantess]

"I was just gonna save him from eating you" 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardpowell4281]

One day these "20ft Python" jokes are gonna become 21ft Python jokes....

[@mad8805]

I fucking love how you just keep picking up all these animals that usually send ppl running😂

[@MuslimahNefertari]

I will never get over the casual “Yooinnnk”😂

[@richardong5501]

Him at a job interview: Interviewer: What are your skills? Him: I can *yoink* any animal or venomous creature

[@swizzlesticxx]

I’m convinced 20ft python is a legend at this point, or is hiding because he knows garret the Florida man is out looking for him.

[@TIannone]

20 footer IS a legend. longest recorded was only 19 feet, no ones seen a 20 because after they reach 4 years old their growth rate significantly slows down

[@swizzlesticxx]

@@TIannone I mean technically it is but pretty certain there are 20 footers, just maybe not in Florida.

[@nathanbraun118]

That one crocodile is scary than all those swamp puppies together! You have a crazy amount of confidence to get close to one at night! You got a lot of respect form me my friend.

[@raphaelgarcia9576]

Thanks for your service in managing the invasive species. The Everglades are so amazing.

[@adamhasan4380]

Bro isn't scared of death, death is scared of him 💀

[@customersupportdeer6150]

"Wow, look at that absolute unit, it's called death, really rare around these parts, it usually lives in the afterlife... YOINK"

[@sawyer_amazingroblox2000]

i love how the crocodiles just don’t care that he’s here

[@darenross4187]

I would genuinely like know how he’s remaining completely unharmed lol

[@GladHe8Her_Booty]

I think it’s because it’s Florida and these creatures probably see humans way more than any other wild animals around. I mean go anywhere where nature and people interact a lot and a good amount of animals will get close or allow you too. Maybe it’s the same thing here.

[@chairman3427]

@@darenross4187he is a beast bro just go in there like the man, if you don’t back down they don’t stand up, you know?

[@jacobdyingextraordinaire4805]

Oh I bet they care, they just can’t do shit about him.

[@matheusviniciusdemoraes9420]

I feel he was playing with fire/his life "I defy you whole hord of crocodiles!" "Oh, are you opening your mouth menacingly at me? How adorable"

[@edinghyllebert2660]

Hey cool it"s a black widow JOINK.

[@Silvyu4]

"He's giving me a little kiss" 😂😂😂

[@sassysass6202]

It doesn't hurt 👀 😃😅

[@NotFluplaxio]

He speaks calmly but he is a menace.

[@monsterteamtr6488]

Dudes just extremely calm in any kind of situation from yoinking snakes to just staring into crocodiles/alligators If i were at there inside that bug swarm i would have just had a heart attack

[@user-gf7xk7fd9j]

Toad be like a hold damn bolder lol

[@animaltoysplanet1469]

This man is a caveman, in the best way possible

[@theoneandonlygamingshow5101]

“Ooh he’s giving me a little kiss! It doesn’t hur-“ *drops dead*

[@dominicharvey6048]

It's a corn snake. You have more of a chance of being punched to death by a toddler

[@RRW359]

It's a corn snake, they kill via constriction and don't have *venom. *They definitely don't have lethal venom. Whether they are venomous at all depends on how deep into the "does all lizard/snake saliva technically count as venom" rabbit hole you are willing to go.

[@theoneandonlygamingshow5101]

ahhh ok got it i always wondered how he picks up those snakes without just getting paralyzed but he knows what he’s doing

[@poseidon808]

@@theoneandonlygamingshow5101 yeah there’s some snakes you’ll notice that he avoids like cottonmouths, I’ve only once seen him pick up a cottonmouth. For the most part though he either knows how to safely handle them or knows they’re not deadly and doesn’t care if they bite

[@theoneandonlygamingshow5101]

@@poseidon808 oh wow he’s quite brave for that huh?

[@lailaplaysdbd4004]

LOL! I love how the gecko made a sound when the guy "yoinked" it.

[@namelessnavnls8060]

That lil curly tail lizard was just vibing. In the same hand that was holding one of the angriest gecko species out there. Lol

[@Muffinji]

the 20 footer is shaking in his scales right now

[@321gaffi]

I love that you sort out the invasive Creatures, while showing Us All the animals and tell us their Name. You are a Legend

[@lucassouto4286]

Bro is living like there is a respawn button

[@firegames-gj7ps]

the swamp puppy "don't you lecture me with your thirthy dollar hair cut!"

[@Nessus875]

Went from "it doesnt hurt that bad" to "it doesnt hurt." 😂

[@insanity_gaming2927]

Garret: It's giving me a little kiss Snake: *Unleashes it full potential by giving it 100 percent, soul and body to give the strongest bite ever*

[@dg5175]

"Swamp puppies" 😂

[@poisonpuffadder9352]

"Everyone! He's back again! Hide!" 😂😂

[@One-day-at-a-time-8309]

Him: He’s giving me a little kiss- Me: 😶

[@DOOMbringer7109]

The Florida Yoink Man is the only person who can interrogate an alligator

[@T123x]

That owl was like you ain't yoinking me today

[@shindarygermangodzilla3799]

“Oooooo we got a python YOINK!” 😭

[@Poly504Pacio]

The owl:WHO YOU LOOKIN AT

[@tsunamigone]

I love those geckos theyr so cute 😍

[@dietmilk2676]

Alot of them are invasive in Florida though unfortunately.

[@tvrkm6897]

Sounded a lot like the pit droids from Phantom Menace.

[@robertflint4115]

The crock was trying to tell you that he is in his belly. 😂

[@Abigail69420]

I bet the swamp pups were looking at each other like “if you don’t move he can’t see you”

[@coreyhaseloff4534]

You know the snake is bad when he flinches

[@Twenty.3vibes]

Bro took "I'm not in danger..IAM THE DANGER" too seriously😂

[@user-gt6uy4js8v]

Bro is immune to bites like he takes them like it’s nothing in these vids

[@Yesirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Topay: aggh- a a a ah 😂 lil song for us there 😂

[@Somedude20282]

That Tokay was gorgeous!! I love their squeaks lmao

[@MackenzieSnider]

It’s gonna be a celebration when he finally finds a 20 foot python

[@Scruface954]

Man I miss the everglades..good bass fishing

[@arlowelee]

Bro that alligator staring from underwater is straight out of my nightmares

[@LactoseTheIntolerant-yu3uv]

This guy is insane 🤣🤣 the best yoink

[@cloudydaymay2461]

Yep I love his energy, subscribed

[@klh4194]

Lmao 😂 I think he found everything in the swamp except the 20 footer.

[@punkbeluga5091]

That cornsnake tried to bite him and he was impermeable!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shareenear9344]

the toad looks pretty chill tho

[@20_foot_burmese_pyth0n]

Swamp homies ain't no snitches

[@DaMan5545]

The yoink is inevitable

[@Aurora-borealis2]

Imagine you’re driving at night with your windows down and just hear YONK from the woods

[@empire0]

This guy is like the Crocodile Hunter but from Florida... and not dead....yet

[@cute_andfunny]

I forgot your channel’s name so I searched “the yoink guy” and found u immediately haha

[@momsaccount4033]

Wow that croc tail is genuinely gorgeous

[@SmokeEater2012]

that swamp puppy said stay tf away from me i see you yoinkin folk

[@donteriogill]

That owl gave him a death stare 😂