Looking for Keys in My Subconscious | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@Glazekin9]

You too babies

[@GradySmith]

Honestly, I don't mind Monday nights or Tuesday mornings for the podcast if you need to choose a different time for consistent posting. I assume you travel a lot on the weekends, so maybe Sunday night ain't right for recording. You gotta take care of yourself, first!

[@zacharyybarra7676]

Im grateful when they drop regardless of when

[@Falling_Down_D-FENS]

Glad Theo has your approval brahhhh gang gang

[@kindnick58]

Gang Gang

[@ptaylor3304]

Jayyy667 show yourself out

[@Tormentality]

If you think Theo reads this, you're wack. If Theo does in fact read this, he's wack. If you wanna have self confidence, never read your own comments. I would bet my life savings Theo doesn't read this, he ain't no idiot. If anyone reads this, it's that premature producer. Respect to Nick.

[@autonomousjohnson2542]

Theo, you look tired man. Take a week off bro. Take two. We ain't going anywhere. Be good to yourself, you probably deserve it.

[@after1001]

Probably

[@DramaticOgre]

He probably just partied a little too hard on super bowl night. Shit happens.

[@levishepard3696]

If someone I have never met had love for me like this comment I would literally feel better about life.

[@gerispencer4277]

Dreams about looking for lost keys, or parked cars, etc., are frustration dreams. But, you are searching for your neighbors keys, which is frustration plus trying to please others. Pay attention Theo. Take breaks once in a while from work. It’s important.

[@paulhaught3215]

Amennnnnnnn

[@ChasCollins]

I showed this to my embankment, now it's a mountain. RIP in peace Billy Conforto!!!

[@dakotawint]

Theo has anyone ever told you that you sort of look polish mixed with nicaraguan ??

[@numilab]

dakota of earth yessss you listen to Theo??? Fuck ya

[@Yantpo8]

You should have Theo in your podcast!

[@xander1527]

Funny to see you here. Been watching your vids for years

[@Tormentality]

Probably when he was a child his parents told him that .

[@Huxtee7]

My buddy got high on palls and drove into an embakement !!

[@durtykimmi9579]

I'm sick at home and have been waiting for this hitta. Thanks for comming through. RIP Billy Conforto, embankment gang gang.

[@JamesDeveneyProductions]

RIP Billy

[@GiffysChannel]

dude!! its all good :) I don't mind when when it's released, I'm just happy your voice is out there to hear.

[@Matt-jm7ng]

You’re late but at least you showed up unlike Chris Delilah

[@lntoTheSunset]

Dealyuh

[@musiccity607]

@@sarikatimmi plus Starbucks gave him the wrong coffee which ruined his whole week

[@jeffrywik5073]

chris had to hammer out some dents so he couldnt make it

[@JamesDeveneyProductions]

DIDN'T MAKE A FUCKINNN DEEEEEENT @@jeffrywik5073

[@Bubs0271]

You're fried, Theo. Burned out. Slow down your work schedule a bit and take care of YOU. We want the best Theo possible boiiiee.

[@bubblywaters3116]

I'm worried about Theo!

[@Dave-mk9bw]

Why is he pushing himself this hard? Maybe the antidepressants are not working anymore. They do stop working after a while it's horrible.

[@Dashoost]

Amen to that. Young comedians who don't take enough good care of themselves is a bad combo. Belushi, Kaufman, Kinison, Hicks, Farley, Hedberg, Giraldo. We need Theo on deathwatch. Everyone needs to treat him like an endangered species

[@LPJMagicmusic]

@Corey Mckay what crawled up your ass? Everyone here is saying they want him to slow down if hes to overwhelmed. Like you said I think everyone here appreciates whatever he puts out. I have yet to see anybody downing him for being late or not putting out enough.

[@Bilbus7]

@Corey Mckay Your comment is stupid because it doesn't apply to anyone here.

[@afailedhalojl]

Thank you for these podcasts Theo. I randomly found you on This is Not Happening recently and laughed so much, but on the other hand, I learned about how you changed. I respect you so much, you're a great dude, love these podcasts I just discovered and it's inspiring me and I'm glad you're actually reaching out to people. You're not just a funny comedian, but you are a therapist and understanding and have a caring heart. Much love to you FAM, Gang Gang. ✌️

[@kevinyeager9023]

Take a little break if you need it brother, you look spent... Be good to yourself Theo, you deserve it

[@biggerm82]

My weekly therapy session..

[@LPJMagicmusic]

This is when I wished theo read the comments. I want him to see the love and understanding you people are showing. Everyone wants you to take a week or two off Theo, you deserve it and we appreciate anything that you give us.

[@beornshelley6772]

100% respect to Theo for calling out Jussie Smolletts fake bs story

[@wilugaldex9369]

you're a bot

[@beornshelley6772]

@JASON nah bro looks like ur mate Wil☝🏾 has it all figured out

[@CamWilliamsonOfficial44]

Theo I know what you’re going through bro. I just had my first 3 sponsors sign on to my show and it puts a lot of expectations on you to be great. When people place their confidence in you it makes you feel like you can’t let them down and you’re afraid to mess up the success you’ve built

[@GameFraper]

Loved the way you handled the caller whose father passed away. I learned a few things from that.

[@oiitzME1266]

Theo looks like he just got off a bender .Get that sleep hitta!

[@lorol5224]

Theo you're out here ministering to the people with your stories, comedy and smooth voice. We appreciate you and we want you to take care of Theo first, true fans ride with you, babe. Onwards.

[@aaronaaron7671]

Today is 7 months off cigs! Theo von , you are truly a inspiration! I'm from Monroe, Louisiana and I just wanted to say CONGRATULATOINS

[@Nautilus1972]

I think settling down and having a kid or two is exactly what you need, Theo. I never wanted kids. I was that fearful guy. Then I was blessed with twin daughters and they're just better than life itself and the whole universe and everything in it. I love them so much and they fill me with joy I didn't think was possible.

[@JK-tg4rw]

Nautilus1972 Agree!!

[@PennyHardaway1]

Rest in peace Billy Conforto

[@zacharyybarra7676]

all jokes aside..

[@JamesAHouse]

Let this be a lesson to us all to never take pills and drive into an embankment

[@zacharyybarra7676]

@@JamesAHouse Don't knock it till' you try it

[@billyconforto2355]

Penny Hardaway ?

[@zacharyybarra7676]

@@billyconforto2355 this is bullshit Im refunding my theo von tickets right now

[@planbrent]

That was really profound, regarding people hindering themselves as an attempt to punish the world around them.

[@dannykayh]

you're a good man....love what you put out to the world in such a genuine way....bless and love, Theo!

[@DixieNormus911]

"Some people have sound names" 😂

[@michaellee4904]

talking about chocolate around his mouth and you see the mini snickers that was destroyed behind him lol

[@LinusKnight]

hope youre doing well with your sobriety, Theo! Saw the video you posted on that topic the other day. Stay Strong BRUH

[@JamesDeveneyProductions]

It's tough. My father is 30 years sober, I've never had a drink with him in my life and never will. It's an every day battle

[@VanirTraditionalist]

My dream is to have Theo mention me and pluralize my last name.

[@brettlogan1421]

That would be AWESOME!

[@camilimac]

pitcairnviking yasss “And Camila Granjas is wild, you know, like”... and then he proceeds to compare me with something completely unexpected lol

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

One day bruh... One day........

[@musharrafdog]

@@camilimac She like one o them whole grain cameelas, got that whole grain texture to er, or maybe she like a granma granmamacita, the thrilla from Camila, onward.

[@qietjenkins]

Gang!

[@ethanshephard]

7:13 is a legendary moment in this podcast... Theo didn't lose his train of thought and even after Larry Boom and Dartisha Murder, he was able to remember what he was talking about lol

[@diycraftq8658]

Grabby McReacherson may be the funniest fkn thing i ever heard

[@co8539]

Really??

[@RadleyBTV]

I laughed so hard at that too 😂

[@HoudiniVictim]

dude, the “man up” episodes to me were/are such an awesome example of funny ass shit that also showed off some good ass advice of how to be cool with the human experience and how to be ok with the ups and downs of life. We all should appreciate that if you are trying to be a good person, you should feel comfortable with the fact that you will succeed and fail from time to time, but as long as you keep going, that’s all anyone can expect of you.

[@SG84]

you're da man beau.! please keep doing this. your comedy is on a different level from most. cause most talk about what they think is funny. while those that truly experience life, have tales to tell. growing up born and raised in Eunice we all grow up in a different world from the rest of the country. we'll always have that.

[@willygoat4113]

What a legend you are Theo

[@kasiecastleberry]

Everything is going to be ok. One season at a time. This is a season, just like the last one.. The next one is coming; keep on keeping on until it does. And get some rest. Praying for you, brother.

[@nomadvintageclothingonetsy4416]

I love you, Theo! You’re my dinner companion tonight

[@e.e121]

8:35 The sounds I make when I see Theo pop up this late in the day 0:29

[@katelynlarese9435]

My mother died when I was 15, and I’m 30 now, and have always felt a little that I have just been stuck at age 15. From the outside, I’m doing pretty decent as an adult lol, but yeah dude, you’re totally on the right track with your thinking 🤙

[@davidkymdell452]

Katelyn Larese trauma does that to you. Sorry to hear. Hope you can move forward eventually.

[@malibuice650]

Been watching you for about 2 weeks now. Got a new sub Mr. Von. Thanks for the great laughs and personality.

[@jenglish161]

Sometimes this podcast is like hot cocoa on a cold day. Just the thing. Keep up the good work Theo, dont stress!

[@daxthaxe]

We'll always be here to support you Theo take a break and reset the formula if need be...much luv from Harlem, NYC

[@copytechful]

Man I love theo von. One of these days I'm gonna get the courage to call in.

[@nxyxl4017]

Hey man you should call in! Otherwise share here brother this is a safe space daddy above gon be proud of ya

[@TheWoody26]

Best ASMR Podcast out there

[@Kevtron9000]

J. W. That’s R I D G E

[@nicksandersonmusic]

I look forward to this, and King and the Sting every week! God Bless you, you are changing lives sir. Thank you for all that you do!!

[@mcnell311]

Never seen Theo look so pissed/exhausted. He couldnt even hide it in his eyes. Get some rest hitter!!

[@metalhead6111]

I love when Theo talks about mother nature.

[@GrandSpiral]

That late hittah!! GangGang bruh.. Onward..

[@chachi5444]

How dont you just love this dude?? Im not homoerotic but i love a man i dont even know. Feels good, kinda makes my dinger tickle

[@knightrider693]

"Estee Lauder crack house" I'm dead! 🤣

[@seppheinzl9378]

Theo man! I love your comedy and your humor, but you know what is the most beautiful thing about this podcast? The calls! It just amazes me how you create this atmosphere of honesty. Where young men, and really everybody can find the courage to be honest about themselves and speak about their feelings, about wha't is going on inside them! Something that is way too rare! Gang Gang!

[@xavierpaquin]

Man, the way he brings back the weird names when talking about not wanting people to touch him, this is why I listen to this podcast. Inspired.

[@shtburning1741]

Pisces ♓️ Always late but worth the wait.✨💜👍🏽

[@joebrooks9720]

This episode is sponsored by embankments

[@mjjforev]

50:47- 1:00:00 I related to this on another level. Thank you for this podcast Theo.

[@johnnie543]

This may be that late evening hittah, but Ray Charles was right: "The nighttime is the right time!" Theo "Celebrate Livin'" Von kicked it old school with that classic Spencer Jacob Graul intro boi! Onward....

[@sarikatimmi]

great song. all of em actually. i wonder if theo has a list of all his podcast songs so we can make a spotify playlist of em. he has introduced me to a whole new feeling

[@AtrophicYouth]

I like a dream where I can relax, have a Pineapple Pop

[@iammattworkman938]

Preach brother . This was just like my childhood best friend. I had to eventually cut ties , it would frustrate me so much to the point of bringing me down

[@iananderson4929]

That segment about losing ur pops early was spot on.

[@zacharysavage7916]

Love you Theo thanks for getting me through another day. Gang gang brotha

[@duckcall96]

47:38 this hit me! Opened my eyes a lil.. “I owe it to my adult me…”

[@manutdnz]

That time of the week when you dont want to be touched is called "King and the Sting"

[@brodyrichard263]

Thumbs up if your saving this shit for work tomorrow lol.. work wasn't the same today I was just waiting and waiting for this to upload and it never did but it's all good now . gang gang TPW fam #makingwrongfeelright

[@brotherbaker]

"A neighbor is someone that bothers you that is close." ~Confucius

[@Birda515]

No, circumcision is not like that. It's like removing the clitoris from a woman. It's genital mutilation, you need to take extra care to keep him clean. We are perfectly made. There's no "extra" wiener skin. It will make his sexual life that much better as an adult. Do research instead of just relying on your own experience. Or make it easy and listen to your wife/baby momma. She's already done the research. Much love.

[@gangstaflamingo]

I've never seen a woman defend us áu naturale boys from the uncircumcised gang. Thank you for actually spreading some knowledge, respect.

[@joshuamawyer2140]

Clitoral stimulation is for sexual pleasure for women. Extra skin on guys is just that, extra skin. The entire penis responds to friction and squeezing with or without that skin, and pleasure still can exist. If a woman gets her clit taken off, basically all sexual pleasure is removed. So it isn't really the same thing, and it also isn't genital mutilation.

[@JamesDeveneyProductions]

I've heard differing opinions from women Bridgett. Some prefer circumcised

[@Birda515]

The skin covering the penis isn't what is more sensitive, the skin under the uncircumcised area, the tip, is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more sensitive. It's not been rubbing up on ol' boys underwear etc his whole life, it's been protected so that it can have immeasurable experience. Also, I was not talking about preference, just that it's not very nice to cut off pieces of someone's genitals. I would suggest googling or redditing forums related to this topic. Seeing what men with out circumcision think. Annnnnnnd if this man wants to be circumcised as an adult, I'm sure he could arrange that 😁

[@mikefielding8804]

THIS IS (from a long list) THE BEST PODCAST THEO'S EVER RELEASED! COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING GANG GANG

[@scottkragerud]

Keep your head up Theo, everyone's late sometimes

[@preginabad4460]

Who was the one person who disliked? I just wanna talk 👊🏽🔫

[@Tormentality]

same. I bet it was an offended christian. People often think Theo is christian so they check him out. But he ain't. He broke it down on the Tigerbelly show. He believe is multiple gods. LMAO. He defiantly has a unique style of cognition.

[@emc84]

Give him that Larry splat!

[@emilyspinach4603]

Delia

[@DramaticOgre]

Why do you even care about that?

[@thewolfofmainstreet6600]

34 assholes

[@Mathuews1]

That Chantix, or however it's spelled, makes people suicidal pretty often. Some people do well with but it's something to keep in mind. We all care about you and wish you all the best! Gang gang.

[@thesimulation9651]

My cousin took it for two weeks and ended up naked in the woods trying to screw knot holes in trees. No joke that shits a dark art initiator

[@Mathuews1]

@@thesimulation9651 man that's rough. Hopefully he was able to kick the habit without that chantix. It really is the dark arts!

[@Mathuews1]

@@kendrakane8400 Yes a little. Maybe he over dressed. I did that a lot when I turned 30. I was so scared of a cool breeze that I would over dress constantly. I hadn't mastered the art of layering yet is what I'm saying. Haha

[@MotoBuilds]

No kidding my neighbor was one tough gal. She worked at a tire shop and was a very strong minded woman. I knew her for years. She mentioned she was trying to quit smoking and she started taking chantix, shot herself in the head 3 weeks later. Stay safe brahs..

[@Mathuews1]

@@MotoBuilds wow that's absolutely crazy. I've never heard of any pharmaceutical that causes this much suicidal tendencies in all kinds of people. I hope it works for some people and it's not all stories like these. But man there sure seems to be a something about it.

[@stephent601]

That opening bit about being late was so relatable hahaha

[@outdoormusic1258]

What's up Theo take care bub you have some dope podcasts your a good person I enjoy watching your videos stay strong!

[@loveforeignaccents]

First one I've watched since I just found you on Hiking with Kevin and found you very interesting!! Love your humor and your realness and relate-ability!!

[@eliasmenjivar4083]

Whoever makes the Theo Von cartoon clips, please make one for mother nature.

[@johnedward8352]

Wow good on you for calling out the empire actor.

[@Dashoost]

ski masks. pouring bleach. American History X

[@daxthaxe]

It's all fake look into it

[@wheaty39]

Bruh Theo talking about video games... he’s obviously mad busy but he had some gaming streams on the side or something... how dopeee

[@Eric-vh5by]

Can we get this man to 300 K Subs or what?

[@CSDonohue11]

Eric Rapp super surprised he doesn’t have millions but really glad too.

[@ams_1046]

Right? So many people are missing out. I kinda feel bad .

[@JamesDeveneyProductions]

He's so close Eric! Wanna help me get to 200?

[@bubblywaters3116]

Man I feel you! I can leave an hour early and still I'm late. Anxiety happens and well it sucks! I feel your pain.

[@bubblywaters3116]

Theo are you okay? You haven't been yourself lately. You need sleep dude.

[@dkatfitzgerald9957]

You’re an extremely hard worker. Your honesty about feeling scared about your growing success is what makes you a humble person. If you want to take time to go chill with Mother Nature, take that time. Oh, and your neighbor? That dream infiltrator can find his keys on his own damn time... it was still kind of you to help though

[@mattm6178]

How did Hitler tie his shoes? - With Little Knotzies :D cheer up Theo! Lookin glum chum

[@thisoai3124]

Uncircumcised is better. Pulling it back gives it more girth.

[@joshuakeithly998]

I've been saying theo should just record later. He's always saying he's tired on these solo episodes.

[@Nawledge21]

7:34 *lightly blows a whistle "Hailing cabs off of the back of somebody's upper lumbar" -TheoVon

[@CinnamonWilson]

Theo, two things. I quit a 19 year smoking habit on day one with vaping. That was 5 and a half years ago and haven't had one or even wanted one since then. It works if you really want to not smoke. My sister dropped a 35 year smoking habit with Chantix. It worked for her but shit got weird for a minute. You can beat this if you really want to. Cold turkey is a son of a bitch and there's a reason so few people who quit doing that stayed non-smokers. No shame in getting some help for it. You'll feel worlds better when you do quit. Onward.

[@MrStosh12345]

You just saved my god damn life man. Thanks @theovon

[@HereComeTheTrainComingBlues]

Theo, I'm a long time listener and fan. How would I call in to you? Anyway, much love from Maryland!

[@johnnie543]

Gang gang from Baltimore, bruh! You can hit up the podcast at 985-664-9503. Get that Old Bay hittah boi! Onward...

[@jordan_velasquez]

Theo, you need to be the face for Jimmy John's! You sold me ha ha! I want a sammich now 🥪🥪🥪🥪🐀👑

[@K31R616]

I feel the same about the personal insta message as I do towards your night long search for the dream keys... Sometimes, you just have to say no for your own benefit. Otherwise, acquiescing to such a request will only end up with you putting yourself out, to no real or true benefit to the other party. Now, _offering_ to help a neighbour find their keys is one thing. But a neighbour _asking_ for your help? Fuck that! The fool can find his own damn keys. I love you big time, Theo. Onward...

[@dancumonme8719]

I love you theo keep yourself up bro this podcast keeps me going get that hitter

[@kazivision2239]

Fresh off work. The bowl is filled. Lighter in hand. Rat king thru the speakers. Onward!

[@turkdiamond]

I’m on 33 days without a cigarette. You got the Gang Gang fighting the fight WITH you, LeftEye.

[@cgates2]

That Mother Nature bit almost made me crash my car.

[@adamkornecki8263]

you da man theo!

[@reubenwahab3472]

You should play the full song at the beginning of each podcast - love listening with you in the mornings. Have a great day, Theo!

[@tatumsh9]

I feel like you’re putting out more content than anyone with the 2 podcasts every week, plus any guest appearances.

[@JamesDeveneyProductions]

He's killing it. I'm doing 1 podcast a week plus 3-4 comedy shorts. Come check Ryan

[@zleake000]

Keep your head up. We all are. GANG GANG!

[@Pudge4400]

My favorite episodes were "Whose Kneecap is This....?" and "The Perpetually Undulating Sphincter." Both of those were just total cliffhangers, start to finish...

[@jocelynramirez8769]

I love you! You’re such a great podcaster!

[@BurnEmBurnam33]

Much love bro! I'm trying my best to save up money for tickets to your Madison show!!!

[@piccalillies]

Theo, that bit on Mother Nature is pure poetry!! Do you mind if I use it to host a poetry contest? I'll link your podcast.

[@squidwardfancyson5385]

Perfect time for the after work hitta

[@yaipr12pr40]

Ayo theo .. you are originally funny my brother ... something thats missing this days in comedy. salute to you 🐀👑