Lord of Patriarchy/Cringe is mad about Dorito Chicken Casserole reaction

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[@jacobjohnston3983]

This guy is the epitome of “‘I don’t care,’ he screamed.”

[@VanillaSunrise56]

Why do all the people who make 'wife's boyfriend' cuck jokes always look like people who never have to worry about being cucked or even engaging in any sort of relationship anyway

[@MsMoonDragoon]

Envy

[@99sins]

Innuendo Studios has a great video covering exactly this.

[@abigailfowler1843]

Good reason not to sleep with relatives.

[@reform-revolution]

thats an insult to inbred people ...... they arent his bad

[@hexeddecimals]

This back and forth with Dave is better than any debate you could possibly have with him

[@ausgoldman9442]

Dave is best left on his own. If he had a small amount of self-reflection he would not be as dumb

[@mr_athrillaesq4283]

Corn Army? I would’ve gone with “The Cornucopia” but you do you fam.

[@kirknay]

A month or two early for that.

[@HauntedTeacup]

Fuck, that's good.

[@tayloradams3993]

or the children of the corn

[@soulman1988]

Shucksters

[@MrRancidity]

Corncubines

[@__Andrew]

Im totally fine with milking that lawl-cow for all he's worth. Just would love to have him actually talk to you live.

[@TamaCinema69]

Dave is the Most Red Most Mad Most Nude and Most Online man I’ve ever seen. He’s the ur-neckbeard

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

“Today we gonna make a dorito Chicken“ Sir, we serve FOOD in here

[@lizzymalefic138]

Please forgive me but cream of celery actually makes some pretty bomb hash brown casserole. I'm also Southern so just keep in mind living a good, honest life was never an option.

[@johnhowlett6028]

Ye it's not that out of question to see shit like this in southern mom cookbooks. Probably not with ground chicken tho. But definitely the soup casseroles.

[@lizzymalefic138]

@@johnhowlett6028 Oh god no ground chicken is a definite urk lmao.

[@animeluver168]

I mean, I use oregeno and Basil tomato soup in a saturday night special (pasta, ground beef, cheese, corn, diced tomato, Wostershire sauce, and onion). Amazing when a starving Uni student; the thing lasts a week.

[@eclap03]

We always use cream of mushroom in all our casserole. From tn so could be state or family differences. Can never tell the difference anyways😋

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Sounds familiar. I think my sister used to make that Tater tots, cream of celery and cream of mushroom, crumbled ground beef and cheddar cheese? Amongst other things. Shit is so goddamn good

[@xx-sof-xx]

As a lesbian, these kind of men are the reason i wish that when men see me, they only see a shapeless blob of nothing

[@xx-sof-xx]

Btw yes I've run into them irl and yes I've been harassed by them. At gay bars. My supposed safe space that men like lord cringe invade

[@artemismeow]

The same assholes that harass me and my wife when we have even a little bit of PDA. :( I guess we cant exist IRL for them.

[@originoflogos]

What I find odd about his random clips of lesbians kissing is just how they don’t match the videos AT ALL. That’s like if you’re watching a video essay about how America got into WWII, and outta nowhere these five second clips of lesbians kissing are inserted sporadically throughout the video. It makes no sense!

[@aunnaa392]

From what I understand, this is the intro for his cooking segment, not his whole show. When you view women as objects, sex and eating are very similar actions.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

But dressed in NAZI UNIFORMS

[@valenluca3253]

@Aunna A Honestly, I think that's your point.

[@JackgarPrime]

@@aunnaa392 You could allllllmost make it an "eating tacos" joke, but that would only work for very specific episodes.

[@Gloomdrake]

He cares so little that every word Jake says enrages him

[@fumutohru9251]

"M is not a vowel." -Owns A Lot Of Clocks None That Tell Time

[@xx-sof-xx]

A bit irrelevant, but you saying it is okay to be sensitive is really nice to hear bc i struggle with trauma, rsd and anxiety so I am one of those "triggered snowflakes" who are sometimes literally shaking and crying when ending up in twitter drama. Again, thank you, I really needed to hear that 🙏

[@neothepenguin1257]

I feel that way sometimes when I’m overwhelmed. I am autistic

[@neothepenguin1257]

Everyone has limits ❤️

[@Kropothead]

Nothing wrong with having strong emotions, fam. Everybody’s threshold for stress is different. These dudes who make fun of you are extremely frightened of feeling something that’s not anger, because they think emotions are for “feeeeeeee-males” and they’re desperate to think of themselves as better than people who are different. I used to have tons of trouble with RSD, and I still have crippling anxiety. There’s nothing wrong with it.

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

People like you are the ones i want to embrace in a big hug and go "shshshsh it's okay buddy" Give a big ol blanket, cup of cocoa with Lucky Charms marshmallows and turn on your favorite show 💕💕 I went from being one of those "overly sensitive" types to becoming one of those "overly sensitive but now pissed off and standing up for others" types

[@seraphonica]

Lmao imagine making a "cooking segment" and then using a premixed seasoning packet like a Walmart chud. He didn't even play it off for laughs like it was a joke, either.

[@hooty6038]

I was so thrown off when the lesbian porn started appearing but I’m really not surprised lmao.

[@talcastle4656]

I don't know why but the phrase "Dorito chicken bake" fills me with such sadness.

[@talcastle4656]

ONE TUB??? Maybe like, a half cup at most but there's already so many other goops in there

[@beleakswordsteel]

It's actually delicious if you make it right! My mom makes a fantastic casserole. Although I doubt Lord of Cringe knows how to make a hotdog correctly.

[@fumutohru9251]

"Melk." -Cooking Show Guy

[@DrPonner]

People legitimately say that as part of their dialect/accent.

[@noireisbest6786]

I thought he was going to make fried chicken with doritos.

[@TheSaberWolfDuchess]

Using crushed Doritos as breading sounds equally as bad to be fair. Unless he's dumb enough to try and fry chicken in a bag of Doritos, which is likely.

[@ausgoldman9442]

@@TheSaberWolfDuchess It is just as cheap to eat healthily than grossly.

[@CaptainPrincess]

Im so sorry jake but the amount of back and forth between you two I think classifies this guy as your rival/nemesis god you got such a lame enemy

[@archangel996]

this was sort of like a poor person meal we used to make when I was a kid. Mexican Chicken shredded chicken, cream of chicken, cream of mushroom, can of rotel tomatoes, and rice or doritos cook everything then layer it carbs on bottom, then chicken, then soup/tomato mix. top with cheese and broil not super healthy, but cheap and can feed a lot of people

[@hellsingmongrel]

Yep, same. It's one of those old-style recipes, from like the '70's or something, when campbell's was making a lot of recipes with their condensed soups as ingredients in casseroles and things to sell their soup, and to make quick, cheap, and easy meals for women who were now working outside of the home.

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Thanks for the recipe, sounds great

[@ethanclark100]

Stream with the Amazing Atheist so you can take on his botched clone together.

[@TamaCinema69]

I feel like he’s more Matt christman’s botched clone.

[@danielmiller4015]

@@TamaCinema69 Maybe it's more of a Twins thing and they took both TJ's and Matt's sperm and combined them, and the Schwarzenegger twin grew up to be Slavoj Zizek, and the Danny DeVito twin is this guy.

[@psionicdongpunch]

@@TamaCinema69 oh holy mother of god I cannot unsee it 😂

[@TamaCinema69]

BlackButterCrunch yeah cause that’s how that works

[@ethanclark100]

TJ wasnt being serious when he said that. You can say TJ's an edgelord, but he isnt transphobic.

[@JosephJamesScott]

See I've never watched porn imagining myself in the film, I imagine that might be the key difference, so watching lesbian porn just means more ladies and less men. I've never watched a straight porn imagining myself joining in so it's not like I'd watch lesbian porn with the thoughts of joining in either. Not sure if making fun of someone for liking any particular kink is wise TBH, he is a weird dude, but I'd guess his kinks aren't that strange. Now putting those kinks into an intro to a cooking video, yeah, that is strange.

[@TheSightOfTheStars]

There are a few varieties of Doritos that are vegan. The cheese ones and the ranch ones aren't because they contain dairy, but the Sweet Chili Doritos are vegan and delicious. The other 2 vegan varieties are Blaze and Toasted Corn.

[@hellsingmongrel]

Eh, honestly, I think this recipe is the same as one my mom found online somewhere (not from this guy, from an actual recipe website) and it turns out tasty enough? She uses canned chicken and I think she adds canned diced chiles? It's certainly not healthy, though, and if someone mocked me for liking it, I wouldn't be able to contain the number of shrugs I had in response. lol There is literally no reason to get as bent out of shape as this immature manlet did! ETA: OH LORD, NO, I just got to the jar of salsa and two packets of taco seasoning and that is NOT the same as the recipe my mom makes! I see why everyone thought it was gross, now! The one my mom makes is like...cream of mushroom and/or cream of chicken, cheese, and regular nacho doritos used as a crunchy crust on top!

[@PaullyRobots]

As someone who could have turned into Dave if I took a couple wrong social turns (possibly), I don't think you've approached bullying. As long as he keeps spewing dog shit takes and unfettered misogyny I dont know if it can ever become bullying

[@99sins]

Given how the recipe looks (jake's, not the chud sludge), Tempeh seems like a better replacement for the chicken instead of tofu. The best part about tempeh is that you can let it soak in liquid so it soaks up the flavor (in this case you can just make a nice vegetable broth or just go for the good ol' soy sauce and garlic powder). The rest of the recipe seems like you can just get store bought replacements. If you can get your hands on some artisanal vegan cheeses then you're probably already good. I really should add a vegan version of the lime crema to my usual sauces to just have around.

[@fiercerodent]

You can soak Tofu really well, just gotta dewater it first.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

As a European: *WTFisAcheeseSoup*

[@Malkaveer]

Now I want an Actual Jake cooking stream. Maize be!

[@Saintlel]

i think the best line i've ever heard in any discourse is "HAVE YOU EVER MADE A MEAT SAUCE"

[@losinglemo2454]

He’s literally rocking back and forth in rage 😂 I shouldn’t enjoy this bullying, but I do... I do.. 😭😂

[@elfbreath]

Listen. I'm a southern home cook who was raised on "when in doubt use more butter and bacon grease" and even I could make a better , healthier, cheaper chicken dorito casserole than this. But Jake?? Jake could make this shit GOURMET.

[@Todddaily6299]

Dorito chicken casserole really rolls off the tongue nicely.

[@kumihokunn]

I still don't understand why this Lord dude needs all those clocks

[@douglaslangley9251]

My rule of thumb is to never make fun of someone being a bad cook until they try and brag about how good they are directly to me. Throwing a hidden valley ranch seasoning packet onto a slurry of chicken, frozen tater tots, and shredded cheese, does not a cook make.

[@TimeForDunston]

This guy reminds me of DSP. Edit: damn that beef Wellington looks delicious. Also, my mom cooks ground chicken... for the dogs.

[@ausgoldman9442]

I feel like I am watching a prison cooking channel when I saw that guy's recipe.

[@emilybarclay8831]

This man is so insistent he doesn’t care yet appears to care more than anyone I’ve ever seen

[@rafaelalmada723]

What an unholy mess of a casserole. If he was used to cooking he would know that strong flavors like salsa kinda cancel out with sour sauce and cheese. It's kinda gross to just put things you like together you gotta balance all ingredients. By the way, you can fry chicken in garlic, olive oil and white wine (a cheap one will do) before the pie, the flavor is gonna be amazin'.

[@rckli]

This video is exactly why I’m subbed. I did not expect to get such a wonderful education on how to troll and cook in one sitting. You, sir, are a true connoisseur

[@PJF1981]

Clocks are underrated IQ enhancers. I've got 36 clocks on each wall in my 16 bedroom mansion. Means I'm super smart.

[@beefyhaze6311]

I'm here for the Corn Pope.

[@radiatorbacon5239]

Thank you for sticking up for the lesbians Jake.

[@johnnybaldwin6161]

I don’t think anything is necessary weird about finding two women together to be hot, you can’t control what you find hot to a degree, but you also shouldn’t be as creepily eager to talk about it as Dave is.

[@stroopeproductions9769]

Retroactively this is the beginning of a long rivalry that will follow

[@FIDoAlmighty]

I’m a fan of my shitty foods, but goddamn that’s awful.

[@n0etic_f0x]

I love how his first point is "It is not a healthy dish" Dave... that was not the complaint. It is that it looks hideous, don't get me wrong I will eat it but unless I am high I probably will not like it all that much and either way I am not going to say it is well-made food.

[@unsocialburrito7179]

The mald jokes hurt my shiny head so bad :(

[@JoeDirtisawsome]

there's nothing weird about liking lesbian porn. if you find women attractive, there's a huge possibility that you will like lesbian porn. a lot of guys like it and it's really popular among women too. A lot of women also enjoy gay porn and yaoi. As long as you're not harassing gay people on the street it should be ok.

[@gaybatgosqueak]

It's not about liking lesbian porn it's about fetishizing gay women.

[@shane3696]

as someone who loves weird cooking ideas while youre high all i gotta say is, AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

I mean even BWB (Binging with Babish) thinks ranch is flavor and was sponsored by Hidden Valley Ranch for a commercial and video but don't think he'd do anything like this.

[@palindont9238]

So, I'm binging my way through old videos. Jake's blood feud with the random conservative lolcow is undeniably my favorite part of the channel, so far. Dave is just the perfect mixture of clueless and bitter.

[@bajablast7175]

lmao I think he got so mad that you caught his mess up, that he took the doritos chicken casserole down.

[@Sarcastic13londe]

I hope one day you say “we’ll play it by ear” 😂

[@sevens3]

@19:20 It's not even SHREDDED chicken?! What a SAVAGE! xD

[@brandenaustin37]

Ok so why does lord of cringe keep saying " i know its not healthy" like as if we cant tell just by looking at him that his diet consists of mostly unhealthy foods

[@muswaldSunny]

I am from SW MO and I have seen some bizarre hillbilly ass Campbell's soup concoctions; hell I've even eaten a few. I don't know anyone that would fuckin touch this heart attack slop fest.

[@harrison_williams]

Jake bullies Dave so artfully.

[@Ireallywouldrathernot]

Somebody warn Hannah, looks like Jake has found a new best friend to do KZbins with.

[@EnbyAtLarge]

The Dave lore is such a trippy rabbit hole oh my God...

[@vidhead85]

Cringe looks like he'd be at home in a People of WalMart video

[@naturalistmind]

you could make a vegan version with takis i guess

[@theloganpresley]

we do something similar in texas but with fritos not doritos and shredded chicken and diced tomatoes and chiles instead of ground chicken and a whole ass jar of salsa

[@offiziellerkanalvondoggen-3116]

Yess pls more Lord of Cringe content He’s such a lolcow to me

[@UncleBuck3t]

We did something like this when I was a kid but it was with top ramen and we called it prison burritos

[@knowbodyhere3966]

i remember when boogercorps made a video where he threw a fit cause Cheejay asked for donations for a computer.

[@overlookers]

Alas, Corn Emperor Jacob II's Corn on The Cobblin Fursuit has separated back into the corn-spawn of it's make. Cast off to reclaim the soils of Mahiz. A dark and hallowed day for The Cornucopian Empire. To sit atop the universal throne with only the seldom Corn Hat to their name. *EDIT:* Alas, the garb of The Divine hath returned to The Living Corn. The Cobb must grow.

[@Villani_AV]

I've always wanted to try beef wellington but i fucking hate mushrooms and I just haven't brought myself to make it

[@rikter22]

i was on ol' dude's side at first but he just kept adding goop. then milk

[@kuromatsuri]

I legitimately like ranch, but this was pretty funny.

[@Cannabidragon]

That beef wellington though 😋👏

[@Heckin238]

This weirdo gives me strong DSP vibes.

[@Kropothead]

The similarities are more than passing, yeah. I’ve watched a lot of both, and they might just be soul mates. Dave, too, rocks back and forth on the X and Y axis.

[@blackknightjack3850]

Actual Jake: Gordon Ramsey Warcorpse666: Haachama (If she were an incel with a receding hairline)

[@nelstheship]

To be fair I think he is from Minneapolis, saying he doesn't eat stuff from Walmart could be true. They only have Targets their, it's based out of the twin cities

[@melmelhodgepodge3800]

I learned some things about cooking from a video of Jake bullying the personification of "I don't care but let me tell you for 1 hour how much I DON'T CARE"

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

I'm making a better version of Jake's improvement because I'm not constrained to mimicking this catastrophe, I'm just mimicking something odd instead of disgusting

[@sigmascrub]

I'm 100% onboard with bullying him when he's being a shitty person, but I think this was too much... I actually feel bad for him.

[@PaullyRobots]

You guys remember the word boogan? Dave's a boogan I think. Also, "I can't reach you, you're eating dogshit". Laughed loud enough to startle my co workers.

[@bean8672]

What if the clocks are sentient and they are forcing this poor man to preform for them and use f slurs.

[@smspain09]

Just eat some vegetables! Like, I love meat, Dave -- I eat liver, kidneys, heart, tongue, cheeks...I've had haggis, man...meat's great, but vegetables are great.

[@seraphonica]

10:00 I mean he's siding with the rest of humanity against having himself in our sexual fantasies... Welcome to the team, Dave

[@Piterdeveirs333]

Of course he wouldn't season it when the awful ground chicken was cooking

[@CD-zd6zr]

Going to make Jake's version tonight

[@sevens3]

@35:50 It was at this point, that I regretted that I had but one like to give for this video...

[@thefourthcrow5627]

I could make this dish better AND still incorporate the Doritos.

[@dianawinters1411]

I will note that "lesbian" is the most popular "genre" of porn among female viewers of porn, so don't forget about the female gaze too! I imagine this is the case because women are more attractive than men :^) Joking aside, I think the label of "lesbian" in porn is problematic. It should be listed as female/female since you can't really portray sexuality in a meaningful way in most porn. Of course in longer form media (such as webcomics, books, or even movies) can have sexuality be a major part of a character's story arc, but most "porn" does not have any sort of character arc. I also don't see any problem with men enjoying female/female content. People are allowed to enjoy what they feel good, so long as it is not harming others. It can be argued that the adult film industry is harmful, but this argument isn't relevant for drawn/animated pornographic artwork. If it is claimed that female/female artwork is specifically harmful (and male/female isn't) then I would like it explained to me why that is the case.

[@99sins]

I actually have that where I like seeing lesbians...just be lesbians. In my case I think it's just a way to vicariously have that kind of feminine dynamic that I wish I could have. Even in the extremely rare instances where I am so much in girl-mode that I feel more comfortable with she/her pronouns i still can never feel that distinctly fem-on-fem big clit energy. It's probably all lies and fantasy of a magical relationship that only exists in movies but the desire isn't going away by acknowledging that.

[@dianawinters1411]

@@99sins that is good insight! Vicariously enjoying lesbian content isn't something to shame any more than fantasizing what can be done with money from winning the lottery in my opinion

[@DrPonner]

Diana Winters I think the issue lies more with the fetishization. Oppressors like fetishizing the minorities they oppress. That’s why you see a lot of racists looking at porn with black people or Asians in it. Or how the most homophobic states have the largest searches for gay porn.

[@dianawinters1411]

@@DrPonner That wouldn't explain why it is the most popular genre for women viewers though, unless you think it's internalized misogyny or something. But nah, I don't think viewers of F/F content are inherently sexist, though it wouldn't shock me if misogynists/homophobes viewed it on an exceptional frequency. I think June's chocolate bar analogy, while a bit simplistic of the issue, does explain why the average straight male likes F/F content. You can say that is objectifying, but I would argue that is a problem with porn in general, rather than F/F specifically.

[@DrPonner]

Diana Winters you completely misunderstood my argument. I didn’t say everyone who watches gay porn is necessarily fetishizing gay people. But fetishizing is what you call it when a straight man is opposed to LGBT people having rights and getting married and is disgusted by gay men yet is perfectly ok with watching les porn. That is what people have/should have an issue with, not that it’s female/female.

[@shannond1511]

That beef wellington looks great btw! Im always so jealous when i see foods i cant afford to make

[@joshuayoung8003]

Why don't you cut out the constant chat interactions if you are going to clip the videos?

[@midwestavanga]

19:49 I don’t know why but this made me laugh soooooo hard.

[@AngellusRavenix]

I don't know if he privated or deleted the video, but I can't find this video at all anywhere.

[@Egooist.]

Am I watching a crossover of Inception & Hell's kitchen?

[@vidhead85]

This reminds me of Ray Comfort making a whole movie that said "I was just joking! It's a parody!"

[@zlbproductions7340]

Now I'll have you know, sir, Cool Ranch is good shit and I shall take no slander from you and completely distance myself from this weirdo and his... Sheer Heart Attack meal? God damn dude, at least he doesn't make it that often. I'm shocked he's ever survived one! Christ...

[@screwintuna]

But Jake, Ranch IS flavor!

[@Τ́ξτ]

order corn

[@jackjohnson1128]

19:48 Oh my god, he does the rocking, too? Dave really is TJ's botched clone. Liquid Kirk.

[@SSmotzer]

So I'm watchin you at 1.75x speed watch him at 1.5x speed watch you at 2x speed watching him at 1.5x speed... that chicken Dorito was going so fast.

[@paulthepotato9311]

shorts are pants short pants as opposed to long pants?

[@smspain09]

Dave, I don't want a "better" version of this.

[@TheWafflepvvn]

TJs botched clone is back with his fucked up clocks

[@coolk714]

Lmao I love jake in jake picture