Lord of the Rings has a survival game! (Return to Moria)

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[@100Peterll]

Ross Brothimir Hornby immediately pre-addresing "how do you not know how to do this?" comments while dog visioning the tutorial. _Sees Trott mining:_ "oh wait, did you craft that?!?"

[@CameroonyoTheFirst]

They're hat films and they're excavating a depth.

[@SgtJp654]

excavatey excavatey depth

[@lanteanboy]

alternately.... They're short-statured and are shoveling dirt shovely shovely dirt shovely shovely dirt

[@CarbonBasedRainForm]

i am a dogdick and i'm filling a hole filling filling holes

[@johnfjones8961]

I was asking a Doctor friend of mine about this once and apparently: Anywhere from 3 times a day to 3 times a week is considered normal pooing

[@librarianseth5572]

That's oddly comforting information.

[@cyriell]

3 times a day seems so much 😂

[@NotRingoStarr]

3 times a week sounds painful...

[@NotRingoStarr]

@@cyriell Depends how much you eat and what the fibre content is. I'm a filthy gym rat with a crazy metabolism so I often find myself having to eat 4-5 meals per day

[@theaces3697]

i was always told by my family doctor that once a day is fairly healthy but every other day is fairly common

[@lakersouthpaw]

6 minutes before I was brutally reminded of the "No watching Hat Films while eating" rule. Not bad!

[@darrenoconnor8196]

If only they knew a wise and noble dwarf with experience in excavating earth

[@jackattack06]

Would be so handy. But then there’s also the possibility that said dwarf ends up being a weird man-child who in all likelihood isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a school.

[@DannoDemo]

Rock and Stone!

[@carlosgutierrez3918]

Did I hear a Rock & Stone?!

[@bierrollerful]

Stone and Roc- oh wait!

[@Bonsithebrilliant]

Rock and stone to the bone!

[@LeonKevlar]

FOR KARL

[@MDG-mykys]

Filling Filling hole

[@owenrc3295]

If you fix the broken statues all over the place, you get extra crafting recipes

[@Arundeli]

There's nothing I enjoy more than when the boiks talk to each other like shit. Never fails to make me laugh.

[@TheOnlyOrk]

a built in digging song is sooo good

[@CassianGray]

20:04 When Trott said the amazing line "A dwarf always exclaims his sins in song!" I'm sure he didn't know where that sentence was going when he started it, lmao fr tho, I love the mining shanties! Such a cool, immersive mechanic

[@SgtJp654]

"getting enshrouded vibes" "yeah but it actually runs smoothly though" so much relate to that exchange

[@itzjustboris7395]

The obscure always sunny blooper reference that no one reacted to smith saying killed me

[@hendas9763]

War in the North was kind of goofy but that didnt stop me extensively playing it

[@Jokie155]

Man, I can't think of 'War in the North' without Simon cracking up at that one game dev's haircut. YogTrailers War in the North, Weapons Showcase (or somesuch) for those wondering.

[@Livewire745]

I am all here for this play through!

[@ElkiLG]

16:40 Bareback in Moria.

[@RageQuitSon]

Brokeback Moria

[@Kragnar1]

So glad you can toss your massive weapon in this game. Takes me back to my youth.

[@Notpoop906]

"Imagine a seagull trying to get a whole boiled egg down" Reminded me of when I saw a seagull eat an entire saveloy in one go 😂It was impressive, to say the least. It was longer than the birds whole neck.

[@Noobazzah]

Glad to see Ross confirm the truth behind the "can't learn" allegations.

[@supernathan94]

Longest I've been is about 2 weeks while doing keto and on vyvanse, but it was usually once a week. Extremely painful

[@rdizzy1]

What is normal for pooping varies from person to person, any where from 2-3 times a day to 2-3 times a week is normal. You should seek treatment if you have a sudden change from your normal (IE- you normally go 1-2 times a day and haven't gone for 2-3 days, along with GI pain, for instance). I only go 2-3 times a week, and have been that way forever, never have any issues. The people that have to end up being "manually disimpacted" or "digitally disimpacted" are usually 1 week+ or longer.

[@firefistx7477]

i once went to a camp where i didnt poo for the entire week. the students were the type that would kick the door in and pester you

[@milamber228]

This could have been good, or could have been bad, i don't know. I was gaming and had it in the back ground and honestly have no idea what it said. So out of guilt i'm comenting as that may help you with the youtube gods...... maybe.

[@Doktor_Vem]

*BROTHERS OF THE MINE, REJOICE!*

[@helloitsnicko]

18:49 Ross throwing hands on the wolves got me good Ps. Iron ore is pretty worthless on its own, and that is why he who smelt it dealt it. PPs. 39:18 Lisa needs braces.

[@jakekunz5168]

a dwarven crafting game could have so much potential

[@zacharyweaver276]

I'm still amazed we haven't seen this game on the main yogs channel with Simon showing up to play it

[@dragonzord6615]

probably coz it's kinda shit

[@D34N6232]

I haven't pooped since '98

[@KCCastillo_]

Keep it up champ

[@RegularCupOfJoe]

It takes 50 years for it to turn into diamond. Hold on strong, diamond dogs.

[@kael13]

Are the boiks excited for Space Marine 2? That's perfect for the trio.

[@Flashjackmak]

I hope the algorithm knows I enjoyed this and others will too.

[@NibenonErurainon]

Barak Khazad, lads

[@thelemon0001]

I was severely constipated as a child and went one and a half month without dropping a log.

[@tyukan2000]

I once went a week without shitting while on a school bushwalking camp. Just refused to shit in the wilderness, because I was worried I couldn't properly wipe my butt clean with limited tissue. It helps if you don't eat much

[@Eeraschyyr]

You'd think the devs of these sorts of games would learn to add resources for tutorials in event of multiple players.

[@Bobba_raekus]

I'm glad someone tried this out. Wondering if it's a good time in singleplayer.

[@tauIrrydah]

Best songs in a game award needs to happen

[@NotRingoStarr]

Pls more Battle for Middle Earth...

[@FinUndefined]

Well mined!

[@frankolmos9626]

Cottaging in Moria

[@Pickleeater34]

BFME videos were so great. This game also looks really fun

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

Why are there wolves and badgers and ravens in a bloody mine?

[@Hosenhoffen]

Definitely more of this!

[@notyourname1]

I went 4 days without pooping when i went camping. My body doesnt like pooing somewhere new

[@DogMutilator]

I regularly go without pooing for a full week. When I do end up pooing, it takes multiple flushes.

[@NotRingoStarr]

This was fun!

[@JDBD13]

Was a while ago now but if memory serves the longest for me was 18 days.

[@MrVenat0r]

Diggy?

[@MDG-mykys]

Hole?

[@CuriousMoth]

I am a dwarf and I'm excavating a cavern, excavatey cavern, excavatey cavern~

[@Mushnp]

This game came out before Enshrouded and Palworld.

[@MegMyfawnwy]

7:33 what a great LOTR remix 👏🏻

[@MDG-mykys]

R-R-Remix

[@14tth]

GIMLI! FRODO! SAAAAAAAM!

[@xBananowyJEx]

Team MiddleEarth!

[@MrDarkbluewater]

Multiple weeks 😔

[@DonkeyBrains-e7r]

God I love hearing the phlegm in smith's throat. I'm glad he doesn't clear his throat before he talks ...

[@CrosswaIk]

This looks exactly like an old xbox live game or something

[@VideoSage]

Oh heck yes!

[@Master-Wanderer]

MORE PLEASE!

[@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh]

Wait, that game came out last year? Somehow flew right past me.

[@NotRingoStarr]

Steam page says 27 August 2024

[@dianalon12]

@@NotRingoStarr It was an Epic exclusive for a while

[@NotRingoStarr]

@@dianalon12 I see

[@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh]

@@NotRingoStarr Looks like it was an Epic Games Store exclusive for a year.

[@Terinije]

I honestly poop 4 or 5 times a day, every day, regardless of diet. I can't remember the last time I didn't poop in a given day.

[@zrizzelangelo3.03]

ROCK AND STONE!!

[@thetimeplayer970]

12-13 hours while asleep

[@thetimeplayer970]

🤣🤣🤣

[@divamon5602]

Well met!

[@calumc18]

The xbox reviews have a lot of people saying diggy diggy hole 😂😂😂

[@H3rcules]

Well met

[@stuartrockin]

WEEEELLLLLLLLL.... it's the big show!

[@alluraambrose2978]

We need moAR!!!!!!!

[@Phil_AKA_ThundyUK]

I have never pooed

[@moldiworp9143]

Battle for Middle Earth truly is the only good LOTR game isn't it. At the very least, this looks dogshite.

[@shaenoyt]

The lotr ps2 games, and the shadow of mordor games were awesome

[@BiscuitTin__]

more please

[@GhostOfSparta]

To bad they won't play this again but something else they've done a million times

[@TehAlekzi]

Didn't they play this when it was released to early access like a year or two ago?

[@benisbuff]

Tom Bombaclart

[@jabberwoke1]

Good channel game

[@pelonkhan4467]

We demand more of this!

[@toasty4000000]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

[@Thetruepianoman]

They fold it

[@3747andy]

see if you three can play the LOTR game War in the North! it's a 3 person game

[@MrVenat0r]

Hole?

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

Cock and Stone That was a sweet vid

[@shadowLurker4v]

Tom Bombadil situation is crazy! 😮

[@RageQuitSon]

Good game, ruined by the end boss fight... Well I wouldn't say ruined. Just... Sad

[@edholmes8726]

Is it just me or is thumbnail Broth kinda hot…

[@Sc0ts]

Cool

[@rebeljesus3470]

Holey holey dig

[@evank8ng3ry]

Glad you boiks are playing this game

[@fuzzyyy]

Longest i've been without pooing is 1 day and i'm 28

[@SupremeBakedBean]

When are you C bombs going to hit 1m subs? It's been too long.

[@ApatrosMiner]

5

[@georgewaterman1925]

Please play more 😂😂😂

[@pablopablo3834]

This game looks very undercooked. Its Valheim but really bad.

[@user-lz5vh9bb5w]

I played through this game at release with a friend and it was such an incredibly generic experience.

[@shaenoyt]

There's been no decent LotR games since Shadow of War

[@BunzJackson]

Yeah, it really doesn't help that they used a lot of stock Unreal Engine animations and mechanics that every jank indie game and asset flip use. Like half of this game is basically the same as Ranch Sim lol.

[@oilygarch]

I'm confused by the statement "do you see anything that needed to be Lord of the Rings"? What about Battle for Middle-earth needed to be Lord of the Rings? It's Warcraft with a LotR theming. Complaints that it's not yet doing anything major or new are valid but complaining because it's using the name just makes me think they should've thrown in the towel earlier, if they decided already they didn't like it (and that statement betrays that you weren't thinking favorably toward the game).

[@hoisinholdup]

I’m confused by the patterns on Persian rugs. Just one glimpse and I’m frozen in place until my carer finds me. My medical bracelet that says “slap my ass and send me home” has proven quite ineffective

[@badger-man]

Nah BfME has a campaign, main characters, locations, and buildings from the series. This game could just be a generic dwarf mining game and you wouldn't see the difference.

[@oilygarch]

@@badger-man and this has the mines of Moria and Gimli? Everything you just described is "theming": the story, the main characters, the locations and buildings. They are not parts of the game mechanics that meaningful define how its played. Because other games have the same mechanics as it. It is as thin a veneer as on this game. Y'all just like that game more than this. Which is valid because this game seems high-mid. But don't come into a game with a pre-settled opinion that it doesn't deserve the theming it's using. But I guess that only goes for people claiming to be reviewers and that is not what Smiff is.

[@n-kap4064]

Funny video, but not a great looking game.

[@jkof2]

Without Smiffy,Hat Films could be bigger 😊

[@toasty4000000]

This game looks underwhelming, mediocre at best