A Video about War Crimes Committed by The Battle Cats

In this video, I analyzed every single unit in The Battle Cats and judged them based on if they are a war criminal or not. The numbers may astound you, and I would suggest you stick around to find out what war crimes they have committed!
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[@theunderpaidSCPdude]

Imagine if there was a stage restriction making only innocent units that have never done a crime useable.

[@justnot5401]

Slime my cute boy

[@Astari777]

Say goodbye to Most Useful Units.

[@thembigstonks7016]

Courier Cat: “This is my time to shine once again.”

[@theunderpaidSCPdude]

@@thembigstonks7016 not sure if it would apply but I think maybe some type of slavery charges as he uses the assassin cat to attack, but we don't know if the assassin cat is consenting to this or not.

[@thembigstonks7016]

@@theunderpaidSCPdude according to Courier’s description, the Killer Cat in his package is considered a “very fragile good” so it might not be a living Killer Cat. It might just be a ceramic figurine or plushie of one.

[@iclodnelcutjwldlrow6386]

Kachi Kachi is the most despicable war criminal. The first form blatantly uses a flamethrower while the evolved forms literally pretend to be fire trucks only to shoot fireballs out of their hoses

[@Locket.L]

The ol’ Trojan horse technique.

[@weinebibera]

I mean.. It is a fire truck theoretically

[@britishperson1]

more like a fireball truck

[@thedimondfire1893]

bora? wtf

[@ishkanark6725]

It's called a FIRE truck, do you really expect it to shoot water?

[@Calmtimer]

A 12 minute explanation on the different war crimes of this game is what I needed

[@WtfGadiel]

I love how almost every uber is cassually guilty of using flaming weapons, truly the worst criminals ever

[@SergeantCrwhips]

Haha napalm surge go FFFFRRRRRRRRR

[@jaser7648]

Most iron legeon Ubers use a slave in the first form and 2 Ubers are weapons of mass destruction (the space station and large drill) due to a. Nuke level lazer and b. Causing earthquakes

[@siggymilfordjigutzpilgrid]

Yeah and there is literally an animation in Drednot when one of the slaves gets threatened by a gun. This can be seen as a threat, gun violence or threatening violence on a hostage.

[@Notsomebody913]

Twinstars would account for two cases of child soldiers Shishilan pasalan uses electricity in his true form. Subterra sentinels uses incendiary weaponry Great video though! I loved it.

[@Nothing-cx2zl]

But that charge doesn't do anything to the actual attack

[@Russini148]

pvzh player?

[@Notsomebody913]

@@Russini148 why yes, yes I am.

[@Slimey_alien89]

Twinstars wouldn’t get a charge since they willingly did it alone under no command

[@Voidumaru6969]

if I had a Nickle for every time a cat used Incindeary Weaponry, I'd have 120c, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened 24 times.

[@theteethcollector865]

You could use that to summon a macho cat!

[@Voidumaru6969]

@@theteethcollector865 exactly enough for shakurel cat

[@britishperson1]

@@Voidumaru6969 does anyone even remember that collab 💀

[@shrekinator1882]

@@theteethcollector865 or even 2 lil mohawks

[@metal_pipe9764]

Almost an eraser cat

[@Qwerty-kt4bt]

My dad taught me this! Didn’t know he was talking about the battle cats though...

[@CapyByBara]

lolz

[@jihrexz666]

lolz

[@sansnyan982]

You from Serbia or something?

[@DevMan2342]

@@sansnyan982 prob Bosnia

[@skull_lee]

@@DevMan2342 and Herzegovina -🤓

[@werawo9964]

Doesn't Miyamoku also count as an hostage? I mean, the ghostly cat is manipulating him with chains

[@crazedaxebutbetter5208]

I wonder if Warlock and Pierre would be charged with something, because it looks like a beast was forcefully captured and put on a chain. This can also be supported by the fact that Warlock does not do the attack himself, but rather uses Pierre to do it for him.

[@eldritchskye2608]

i’d like to see you try and lock up a ghost

[@5783Oranges]

@@eldritchskye2608Just use a dark type

[@moopymeebloopy456]

I thought you were gonna say thundia’s crime was wearing hot clothing to distract the enemies

[@huwdte]

moopy wtf the fuck

[@theonewhocaredandasked9126]

🤨📸

[@ГлебВинокуров-с8ы]

Basically public indecency

[@anusaukko6792]

Her crime is making me act up

[@dimavlasiuk4220]

public indecency isn't a war crime, its just a crime, and not even that punishable, youd get a ticket for it but thats it

[@umusuarioaleatoriopelainte965]

Is funny how the nekolugas are the only ubers to not have a single war crime

[@therealgigavolta]

🤫

[@jushenmaoMason]

4:27 undead cat might get a pass here as the grave is of a physical person,but a memorial grave to the dead Ponos game "Girlsmons", which was shut down on 19th Jan, 2017

[@StarBeam500]

Or you could say that it's their own grave. From what I know, they were a charecter in the game girlsmons, and he specified it being someone else's gravestone.

[@Qwerty-kt4bt]

I just love how serious he is throughout this video 😂😂😂

[@weirdishanimations1404]

You don't get in trouble for war crimes if you win the war. Just saying

[@Monkey-081hs]

Yes, and they did win in the end

[@PufflePufflePuffle]

4:04 so that explains Jeanne’s second form

[@MysteryBox48]

5:15 mecha bun can also fit that description, since it is illegally enhanced first with titanium and then with ancient energy,

[@dogmanbitehurt8243]

This is the battle cats content that I have been yearning for years

[@tekquare]

Papaluga is also a warcriminal. He uses a dead creature's body part to attack

[@lyndsaypeters5981]

1:30 well if the flame is the least harmful weapon they have and they have to use it something like that I don't remember

[@trashpanda9160]

Add gravi to the list anyway that smirk is basically a confession.

[@Swagpion]

4:31 but it is probaly their grave, and most likely just the tombstone.

[@danmanproking2179]

4:26 the grave is of the game GirlsMons (I think you mentioned that in a fact video before), and since the cat in question is from GirlsMons, would it count as desecration of the dead if you’re dead and you’re desecrating yourself? Also, 10:18 . Jagando jr. is 2. He’s also a hostage, since the cat army murdered his parent and took Jagando jr as a souvenir.

[@fawkewe]

He wouldn’t count as a hostage actually because they found him as an egg and well they killed his dad and his army so no one is going to look after him. So it’s actually pretty Nice of them to take care of him because he would probably die without them.

[@metal_pipe9764]

For the first one I was thinking the same thing

[@hayond656]

Wait people have been able to change the weather for war irl? That's neat

[@C0DY420]

I just beat all the King WahWah stages in a span of a few minutes! The hardest one for me was the first one until I found a strategy, and the one that took the most attempts after I found my strategy for N-1 Grand Prix was Revenge of N-1 which took 2 attempts!

[@2_In_A_Krillion]

"sir baby cat wasnt bringing his babys in war he was protecting them from the war,as we can see his face shows clear sings of anger if he were to brind them on purpose he wouldnt be with that face"

[@SaintOfTheEebyDeeby]

I feel like the shattered rocks and green crystals on Gravolodon's boulder would count as serrated, the large serrations on the legend rare did.

[@Darkwolf69420]

i like how throwing a rock or a piece of wood shaped like a bomb is a war crime, but using literal missiles and explosives isn't

[@persikbasin7049]

An entire army has a shorter total sentence than most of the mercs

[@noobaby887]

Bro was a legend for using 3d Saul Goodman as background for a video about crime

[@CupapiTG]

Truly, the most informative battle cats video I'll ever watch.

[@lasvossal]

I mean isnt prisoner cat as a unit essentially a crime at war?

[@stalloneandrew9961]

No, Prisoner Cat was actually an high level alcoholic and he was actually a true form Adult Cat

[@1971taks]

The cows are a bit of a stretch as its just a cat in a costume but the fact thst they use lasers that set ppl on fire is a different charge

[@novaayossa9693]

Shigong is charged with incindiery weaponry.

[@Idk_what_to_put_here]

New challenge:can you beat battle cats while abiding by the law?

[@metal_pipe9764]

You can still use cyborg and cameraman, so you can definitely get very far

[@Men_Of_Culture33]

Idk if some of these count as war crimes tho. Like, if wood giving you splinters is a war crime, then what about Mr.? He manipulates metal to inflict serious damage to his opponent.

[@metal_pipe9764]

Guns aren't a war crime

[@Personthateatcheese]

I am very glad to say that I have so far watched 3 entire videos About war crimes committed by characters in games. Monkeys, Pokémon, and now Cats (even if like 50% of them are cats).

[@birdgaming240]

You forgot to mention the fact that courier is a war criminal for existing

[@jacobosborne7907]

This video is fucking beautiful, I wish all the fire weapons were just left out though. Or at least all grouped together.

[@gooberbuster8892]

I like that you used 3d saul as your background

[@Monkey-081hs]

Did I just watch a 12 minute video about cats supposedly committing war crimes at 12:30 in the morning? Yes I did.

[@StormBlade-BPB]

It ironic that the unit based on Godzilla diomoros isn’t a war criminal

[@draconicdestruction5352]

we quite literally did almost every warcrime that i found in the geneva conventions from your start to ch3 itf moon edit: as a side note, i think lilin cat, specifically her 2nd form, succubus cat, should be charged with hostage due to a ghost cat being in the cage below her, along with desecration of the dead due to well the same reason.

[@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st]

New challenge idea unlocked:

[@mr.depthleviathan5425]

Welterweight cat also is guilty of incendiary weaponry, as he has soulfire surrounding its hair and paws.

[@Bruhtato412]

Lord of Ruin Jagando jr. States that he is in his terrible twos. Even if he is charged for indiscriminate attack, wouldnt he get the miko mitama treatment and let off because they're too young?

[@sadizz455]

Crazed titan isn't using child soldiers. he's protecting them.

[@ultraspicypineapple3405]

Gardener Cat uses serrated weapons in their second and third forms

[@poketales9207]

take a shot every time he says "incendiary weapondry"

[@gaelsampedro581]

gravi would also use fragmentary weaponry due to its rocks breaking and maybe leaving painful shards on the grond or enemies

[@ghostlyfigure]

Even bloon games didn’t escape the fate of war crime so this is no surprise

[@10hrburstman]

The Video: About war crimes The Background: Better Call Saul

[@Lowglory]

1:46 mother cats pose is reminding me of a certain man who fought in a war...

[@mimikyutheghostfairytype5144]

Yeah.....

[@Zaido4211]

Im proud to have Gravolodon on my team

[@bacon-sandwich4726]

You might've forgotten to count barbed weapons (ie. Cats in a Box's nail bat)

[@garethbanks3521]

no-one talking about cat god being naked and then some

[@ambush2852]

The rock revengers are guilty of hostage taking due to the cat locked up on the top of the stage

[@cheeeeeesewithbadmouseandk1044]

Imagine if every area attackers counts as indiscriminate attack

[@TordBot69]

extra life cat could be argued that its allowed since it is THEIR grave, idk if it would really count if it's your own grave

[@britishperson1]

glass cat would just smash itself in court now thats what i call real trolling

[@slowbro15]

paris cat uses a tosa that could potentially have thorns which could leave someoen with cuts and unnecessary bleeding Manic island is a literaly volcano

[@derpychicken2131]

incendiary weapon not to mention weather manipulation, dude could just cause enough volcanism to block out the sun with volcanic dust and ash and cause another mass extinction by sending the earth into another ice age

[@slowbro15]

@@derpychicken2131 So you agree that Manic island is a war criminal?

[@metal_pipe9764]

It might not even be real

[@crazedaxebutbetter5208]

I feel like Oda Nobunga would be charged with something, because use of lightning is not allowed

[@ecstaticpilot5656]

No mention of orbital strike platform armageddon? He literally uses an orbital platform.

[@torstuk956]

This guy just dig so deep on battle cats lore and I support it

[@ninjaandocean]

Fantastic video! Straight to the point.

[@JAHHHED]

But your honour in my clients defence they are all cats and they just had a small case of "a little bit of trolling"

[@Funnyboi647]

Doesn't Swordsman cat have a fire sword? Oh well. The cats don't care about their crimes. Nobody has bothered, or even thought of arresting them, because they're too cute.

[@Hehehaha90]

Technically most cat cannons are comiting war crimes, such as curse blast, since cursing enemies could be considered biological warfare. The cat cannon that shoots lightning (I forgot its name) could be charged with incendiary weaponry due to the fact that lightning could potentially set enemies on fire. Edit: the cat cannon is called thunderbolt cannon and it could also be charged with weather manipulation due to the fact that it shoots lightning

[@Retribution5618]

You said that use of fragmentary weapons was a war crime. But don't modern armies use fragmentation grenades a lot?

[@Victinitotodilepro]

I'd like to advocate for the one hit wonders saying that it's actually just accidental damage, since they're just putting on a show for people to enjoy, and fire fountains arent uncommon onstage

[@Locket.L]

Warlock, Babel, and Klay are all holding slaves.

[@Taneo7]

0:02 why superfeline isn’t favorite but all the others yes?

[@BunnyJolf]

Now sue the enemies for warcrimes. Also I feel like Kai could be charged for inappropriate clothing

[@mimikyutheghostfairytype5144]

Might wanna charge most of the battle cat Ubers if that's the case

[@jesseyu162]

Most of the anime girl in The Battle Cats could be charged for that, lol

[@getdunkedon4126]

Kasa jizo in the background with his whole arsenal of fire weapons :3

[@dimavlasiuk4220]

wha? he just uses firearms, they're allowed

[@metal_pipe9764]

​@@dimavlasiuk4220did you forget about his second form?

[@Andrew-pq3lj]

You should powerscale them (or as many as you can/want to) a few are at least planetary so it could be interesting

[@samba1one531]

Nerd Cat uses booby traps in the form of his giant hammer. Technically, Gravolo uses fragmentary weaponry in the form of his giant breaking Boulder.

[@blitzvirus3405]

amazing video, I wonder how many of the cats have committed war crimes that we do not know of 🤔🤔

[@darkmatter-x6905]

my question is if awakened bahamut is comitting war crimes, how are they gona catch, more importantly kill/capture bahamut

[@Jessseeeeesese]

You should do one on the enemies

[@1dkWhatToWrite]

“Hello Mr. Zeus, we’re with the United Nations. You are under arrest for using electronic shock weaponry-“ *Gets deleted from Earth/Moon/Whatever else*

[@huwdte]

2:15 doron didn't freeze loris and that makes me mad

[@Raine_Walker]

I figured that like 80% would be incendiary weaponry

[@nilpyc307]

technically you the play will get the full sentence because if you are the one ordering people to do war crimes you will receive the same punishment as them and the player is the 1 who is sending the cats into battle

[@Jessseeeeesese]

Ah yes, T.R.U.T.L.E. Urashima taro uses a bio weapon called T.U.R.T.L.E.

[@metal_pipe9764]

Yes

[@starsd0tcom]

What about mighty bomburr's nuke?

[@randomname8727]

who knew mushroom cat will be a war criminal

[@majesticeagle6629]

Why isn’t thermade in there? I see incendiary weaponry and possibly booby trap although the cat on top freaks out, so he might get a pass on that one.

[@deilek932]

i dont think catgod counts as acts of god dont usualy count but when it comes to warcrimes im not sure

[@elecric]

The ending background is just a blurred out Saul Goodman!

[@ianchen4998]

3:35 I love the bioweapon T.R.U.T.L.E

[@snoc3970]

the trutle is a majestic creature

[@Shnoozel]

I like trutles

[@ky7501]

Play growing red for every mention of incendiary weaponry

[@lasvossal]

The fact that this game is rated 9+ in one language and 12+ in another is the real war crime. Those who are wondering, BCEN is 9+ and BCTW is 12+

[@SolarTheBetty]

Yep, it said war , sex (???) And cute cats fighting

[@Victinitotodilepro]

what I'm hearing is that you basically cant use any weapons in war

[@metal_pipe9764]

Good to know my favorite cat isn't a war criminal, although frankly it's pretty obvious

[@Youraveragememeguy51]

You forgot about head cat cause he uses the chapter 1 bosses body

[@dodagamer2560]

Wait. Isn’t gravi in the same case as lumina? The stones shot from his boulder could seriously wound someone. Also in his description it’s implied that he controls meteors so that’s in the same boat as cat clan heroes

[@LordMarkiquad]

Stones aren't like wood and glass that causes deep wounds like those two can and unlike Cat Clan Heros, Gravi's description implies he has full control of the meteors, meaning he can properly direct the attack of the meteor to a specific spot.

[@CM-dx6xu]

@@LordMarkiquad Stones are hard and brittle material like glass, and they are harder than human skin and muscles, so they can still cause deep wounds. The way gravi slams the stones on the ground would cause sharp stone shrapnels fly everywhere, so he is gultiy of war crime.

[@dodagamer2560]

@@LordMarkiquad ok fair but what about filibuster cat x. His attack animation shows glass being shattered which would put him in the same boat as lumina right?

[@LordMarkiquad]

very fair point (to both) although for Filibuster, I wasn't sure mainly because the shards can be interpreted as the ground erupting to a small degree.

[@kotykoty7848]

idk if armagedon creating cats count than we should include eva 01 and many more colab ubers

[@dakaramotto.]

Nobody expected eggy cat

[@scottstaker6818]

No militia should have weapons in space, so solar cat whether it's considered in space is a war crime, or if not, capturing entire planets to attack from

[@Piggymon]

This is the greatest video I have ever seen

[@bedside9009]

What I learned is gravolo is good boi

[@tolafia6708]

Reminds me of the video weaponface david made on pocket monsters and balloons tower defense