Lost Media We Never Expected to be Found

[@Peepimus]

Even if it’s not on here, the most mysterious song on the internet no longer being mysterious was truly something.

[@Saki-Malo]

Brotha, which one there’s like 12 bajillion

[@mimilikescats]

@@Saki-Malo ulterior motives probably

[@anahi_xox]

@@mimilikescatsno it was like the wind, it was a 13 year search

[@diggy5884]

@@mimilikescats Ulterior motives was found already, it was from an 80s porno. They're referring to Subways of your mind, the band came forward about it and even provided a master tape of the song.

[@mimilikescats]

@diggy5884 I know its been found already they said "the most mysterious song on the internet NO LONGER BEING MYSTERIOUS" refering to it being found already

[@TavionUrijah]

0:35 Kingdom Hearts Animated Pilot 3:51 Spongebob Astrology With squidward 7:56 Custom Painted Ds es 12:07 jBvO DBZ Request 16:48 THE WICKED WITCH OF SESEAME STREET!

[@woerm]

spoiling the video smh/j

[@TavionUrijah]

@@woerm ey pal you scrolled to the comments not my fault bucko

[@surrealismbelief]

​@@TavionUrijahits your fault. im touching you tonight

[@obbyistguywhodoessomeguides]

@@TavionUrijahhe said /j

[@TavionUrijah]

@@obbyistguywhodoessomeguides ik

[@Manicmar1o]

When the media isn’t lost

[@Chichimee]

That really found my media

[@WolfofFrost]

WOOOOOO YEAH, BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! WOOOOOOOOOO!

[@iivin4233]

Maybe the real media was the finds we made along the way.

[@kevinsteelflex7371]

I read this with his opening jingle

[@vespovich]

When the imposter is sus

[@Lagw1020]

I remember the Wicked Witch one. I was talking to my siblings about the lost episode and how it's one of the most popular lost media out there. With the intention to look up a video about it, I searched up "Wicked Witch Sesame Street" and BOOM!! For no apparent reason, the full episode was just sitting there and I just SCREAMED LMAO. I will never forget that day

[@josephkelich8276]

I never thought we’d find out who sang Subways of Your Mind

[@loganmiller7827]

I was coming to comment the same thing. Many years ago when I caught myself up to speed for the time on TMMS, I just remember immediately being like "there's no way this isn't just some random garage band from Germany who have never heard that their song is so sought after. They may not even be alive. There's no way this one gets found" and I even kept saying that basically until it was found all of a sudden

[@sexygirlmax2019]

​@@loganmiller7827 I thought if any of them would stay lost it would be SOYM. Happiness has to be fought for.

[@Pancakes4everyone42]

Yeah I'm still shocked that TMMS and Celebrity No 6 have been solved. Maybe one day we'll find the original JTK image and the 1890 thunderbird photo

[@tealmuchwow]

@@Pancakes4everyone42 Don't forget Hitogata!

[@nharber9837]

Same!!! I’m still shocked it’s been found! And with such a wholesome ending too. Makes the heart happy

[@bradye21playsIndieHorror]

Why are these companies taking down content that's literally available nowhere else? They should recognize the demand and release them physically or streaming, for profit.

[@cigarettesmoke7636]

Sometimes there is a licensing conflict like for old Muppets/Sesame Street is impossible to purchase complete sets of the show because there are musical segments that Jim Henson Productions doesn't actually have the rights to from guest artists. It's a real bummer I'd easily drop 200 on a complete set of either of them! Now why they don't let them exist hush-hush online and ignore them I have no idea.

[@jadedheartsz]

@@cigarettesmoke7636 that's also true for Chappelle's Show as there's several musical performances that are nowhere to be found on DVD.

[@GoldenPickaxe]

@@cigarettesmoke7636JBVO is like entirely Cartoon Network properties

[@GoldenPickaxe]

@@cigarettesmoke7636if you don’t defend your copyright you lose it in US law

[@michaelpacinus242]

They are sluts for money

[@IcyDiamond]

Recently storyboards from a scene in Chicken Little 2 got found so that’s cool!

[@baravanka]

Tbh those storyboards made me wish Chicken Little 2 to be actually made. Like this sequel seemed to be much more interesting than original even!

[@JamesLawner]

@@baravankaI believe there was a video game sequel to the Chicken Little movie.

[@animalcrossingnerd94]

​@@JamesLawnerIf I remember correctly the game uses elements of the canceled sequel

[@floweyfangirl69420]

hey there flowey

[@hued2542]

@@baravankaif it got made , it would still get yt channels calling it shit and unneeded as a sequel . It probably exists better as a what if than a final product. People then can only imagine with the little bits they have to view

[@zDaven]

Idk how difficult this would be, but I think a video on the oldest lost media that was found would be really interesting.

[@Emily-cw7tj]

I think so too

[@matthewisguy7336]

I would eat that up like the kirb plushie 😂

[@bennett4789]

what does this even mean, that would be like cave paintings bro

[@zDaven]

@@bennett4789 obviously not that 💀 I mean like, for example, a 1903 silent film Being found or something like that.

[@bennett4789]

@@zDaven if you mean the oldest film or video media then thats very different from the oldest lost media. either way the idea doesnt really make sense since all of the oldest media is usually lost and then found later

[@MisterVercetti]

Hope the Sonic 1 prototype gets covered in a future episode. Very few people understand just how monumental of a discovery that was for both the Sonic community and the video game prototype community, since it was considered the Holy Grail of Sonic prototypes for decades. Though the legendary TTS and CES protos still remain unfound to this day, just the fact that we were able to get our hands on _any_ Sonic 1 proto at all is a massive feat in and of itself.

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

As a Pokemon fan, I also hope he covers the Spaceworld 97 version of Pokemon Gold and Silver.

[@wintendoxp7986]

The Tokyo Toy Show Sonic the Hedgehog 1 is one that has never been found it has had people do rom hack remakes of the Toy Show demo of what we most likely would of gotten but I hope one day we will get it ( If it ever returns )

[@Tirgo69]

That's true

[@four-fn9cd]

That story about how the Wicked Witch episode from Sesame Street was found leads me to a lost media tale to share. The 6th episode of Odd Job Jack (Go West Young Ryder) is lost in its full form in every language, but a copy is stated to exist in Canada’s national archives, leaving me to wonder if it could get leaked like this in a similar way. Based on what we know about it, it’s not really different from the rest of the show content wise, and it just by coincidence slipped through the cracks when season 1 was found in Spanish.

[@anticksss]

I found a vhs that has this old documentary from the late 90s, and apparently the only record of the documentary is in Spanish, so as far as I know I have the only English copy left

[@four-fn9cd]

@@anticksss In that case, please upload it wherever you can

[@jadedheartsz]

@@anticksss There's also a super obscure no-budget horror film in the 80s called Southern Shockers that was thought to be lost but there was a Spanish-dubbed version found but as far as we know the original English version is lost.

[@The1SunshineFeeler]

Can’t wait to see Me and My Friends, Slamfest, Phantom Blood, and Super Dog Booby in a sequel to this video!

[@hypersniper1540]

sigh.... some day, brother

[@mistorbear]

funniest joke i've seen all day

[@jasper3452]

need to see slamfest so bad

[@yannigabriel7617]

Sigh... dreaming is free... I hope Me and my friends is the first one to get found

[@liammcallister726]

And code ment

[@CaptainSouthbird]

While "lost media" itself will never stop being a topic, I wonder how much "less" of it will be around the streaming age. A lot of people aren't watching "typical" TV anymore and going to streaming services, which eliminates a lot of interesting commercials or channel-style-specific inserts. It seems modern "lost media" is more about a streaming service pulling an entire show, or at least one or more of its seasons. Also a much larger prevalence of video-capture-enabled people that might mitigate the "finality" that used to surround this much more commonly.

[@CrashGordon94]

Probably the big thing would be lost KZbin videos and such.

[@sonicpowers255]

There's a bunch of shows being pulled off from streaming platforms. If no one preserves them, there's no physical media for them, since they're made with streaming in mind

[@CaptainSouthbird]

@@sonicpowers255 Agreed. So whatever ability anyone has, use it. I've bought into sketchy software, I bought into HDMI splitters that promise to remove HDMI DRM. Whatever it takes, if I love it, I know I need an ability to record it before they take it away from me (and everyone else)

[@ArthurTRead]

lost media absolutely can still happen, when stuff gets taken off of streaming platforms

[@lpfan4491]

Lost Media can happen at any time.,

[@bdablader95]

Man the DSs are so cool. Always love it when obscure consoles pop up.

[@karikurifoxkkf3626]

Valve just posted the full footage of a half-life 2 demo shown at a 2000 event, it was considered a lost media for decades untill now.

[@TheOneEpicplayer]

Best find of the decade.

[@VicariousThePot]

A piece of lost media i always wanted to find was the Magic The Gathering cartoon, i think it was called green wizards

[@Tirgo69]

I still think JBVO was one of the coolest ideas for a show CN ever had and really enjoy it. As a kid I was always interested in times where a kids network let viewers decide what show would air (stuff like U-Pick Live or viewer's pick episodes of Cartoon Cartoons on CCF)

[@Bush_Dog777]

If London after Midnight gets found I will come out of the wardrobe

[@Pancakes4everyone42]

I'd be so hyped if the 1890 thunderbird photo was ever found

[@DivineOne-vb6td]

There are so many silent era movies, serials and shorts that have been permanently lost that I desperately want to see. The best we have for most of them are promo photos and posters, and occasionally plot synopses. We're even missing the film that Steamboat Willie was bundled with! I honestly want to recreate some of them like The Lion Man from what scraps of plot we still have.

[@Super_Jaylen_Bros_305]

That Episode Of Sesame Street With The Wicked Witch Was The Biggest Find In 2022

[@fishxfryed945]

When I saw squidward with the head wrap behind the purple and blue letters I remember being like Hurry up as a kid now I just wanna see it back

[@DarkOverlord96]

To quote Brad Jones: "I don't like the idea of something existing if I can't get a copy of it." I get that the Wicked Witch episode was banned because it was "too scary for kids" but that's honestly not a good reason to keep it locked for like a few people to see in person in one private place. Say what you want about that Reddit user but if they didn't leak it we would've *NEVER* seen the episode.

[@Emily-cw7tj]

I agree

[@violetaquintanilla3482]

I know this isnt really lost media but, for me, the best unsolved media mistery is that we will probably never know what happend to the remaining Atari sword quest prices. There are rumors, but nothig conclusive. And my favorite solved case is the Atari landfill legend. Atari has the best stories out there

[@ophiolatrix]

Toonmakers Sailor Moon/Saban Moon also got found in 2022 iirc, which was also a huge win And of course we all know about The Mysterious Song finally getting found just last week

[@PandaSlothProductions]

Nothing like a new video of yours late at night. Thanks!!

[@OfficialKequan]

For Batman vs Dracula it’s not a 100% but I’ll ask my family when they go up to the Philippines this December to look in my family’s movie collection for it and ask around for it. My family lives in the mountains so they have lots of tapes and dvds because cable and wifi is basically impossible unless you go to the city.

[@JmpBlast]

Update us when you guys go!

[@Sphat90]

It's definitely the Nick Drake Peel Session for me, as it emerged after over 40 years. The BBC long wiped it, and the only known person who had taped it off the radio had only recorded two songs. A decade or so ago an engineer from the time said he'd made his own copy of it, and there were 5 tracks rather than the 4 commonly reported. The family released it as a digital EP to tie in with the Remembered For A While book, as well as a limited 10" record.

[@streetfighterjoseph]

With how crazy this decade has been, I wouldn't be surprised if we get even more crazy finds

[@JamSparing]

I own a pj set that has Astrology with Squidward on it, and I believe it has additional signs on it. EDIT: Yeah, Gary is Scorpio on there, for example. Not sure if this is like. Relevant at all? Seems like it has been brought up on the wiki before.

[@djm334-goomodding]

Upload images or it’s a hoax

[@RichConnerGMN]

as they say, no vid no did. give some proof!

[@knifedbykeith]

you say own.. not “owned”… do u still have it?

[@biscuitboy6387]

Just google “astrology with squidward pjs” and paramount has like pants with the signs on them

[@diskdem0n]

got any photos?

[@kenji6492]

I never reuploaded it, but I was quick to rip the KH pilot from YT when it dropped. Got it saved on my drive ^^

[@Mooms]

It would be so funny if Me and My Friends ended up being found before the year ends It would really round it off lol

[@ashimochi]

I mean, it IS found, the issue is that they can't get the holders to release it lol

[@matthewisguy7336]

@@ashimochi hostage media

[@JAYZ-47465]

The Wicked Witch of The West episode, Subways of Your Mind (Like the Wind), and Everyone Knows That genuinely surprised me tbh

[@vjm3]

I DISTINCTLY remember JBVO as a kid. Specifically, I remember him throwing the phone around and doing little dances while talking. As weird as it is...pretty much all of Cartoon Network was like that.

[@JaxonSlaven]

Ngl when a long searched media is finally found, it feels like a satisfying villain defeat.

[@garymajor7106]

I was pretty big into Cartoon Network back in the day, and I distinctly remember watching JBVO

[@ItsKennyYT]

LSuperSonicQ is the Spider-Man to the lost media community

[@DylanssStuff]

my brain is hardwired to fall asleep to your videos

[@bluebaron6858]

Geez anytime you add spongebob to the thumbnail, you get an explosive video!

[@thrift272]

the custom ds finds are still insane wow

[@Emily-cw7tj]

Yeah and what exactly they looked like too 😮

[@mightyfilm]

Honestly, I don't think the JBVO search will ever end until we get the UK version of the show found. Yes. They made a UK version, but used local VAs to do imitations of the American voices for some sort of brand unity. Brak was voiced by Dan Russell, Richard Watterson's voice actor and you can tell it's him. The only clip I've ever come across was a very small advertisement, and I can't remember where that video is. And that's assuming that there's only one international co-production of the series.

[@JamesLawner]

Kingdom Hearts pilot was wild to see. Best found media imo 🙌🏻

[@MatthewDovidio]

LSSQ you should do a part 2 video I love this so much

[@marlon778]

7:19 it pisses me off so much to think that these media giants have vaults of lost media hidden in warehouses that could just end so many of these lost media hunts. Nickelodeon be like "oh they found them all? Well how about we upload the originals to KZbin even though we could've done so years ago"

[@catysnow]

Yes,finally a new video! I'm so happy

[@firesideentertainment]

What happened to JBVO was amazing, it's not often that individuals involved with or related to a show or movie has everything archived, and is willing to upload it all online in the best possible quality.

[@bluebaron6858]

Aren't we still waiting for the rest?

[@bluebaron6858]

I wish every lost media person was like the Kingdom hearts tv leaker

[@BlehblehP]

Was saving this vid for when I had the time to sit down and have a good meal 🙏🏽 excited asf

[@mathieuleader8601]

the Wicked Witch episode is quite lynchpin when it comes to lost media

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

Wooo the KH pilot is my favorite story, like dude just said "oh I do have that" and uploaded it lmao

[@Marchingvenusaur]

Always nice to end the day with a lssq vid

[@jadedheartsz]

I think the David Spade animated series Sammy deserves mention, 13 episodes made and only two ever aired and there were no clips of it or anything and then one day the show just randomly surfaces on KZbin because some guy happened to have tapes of the entire series, still one of my favorite lost media finds.

[@adachisans5664]

Funny how just 30 mins ago the biggest piece of Brazilian lost media was found

[@LianoGD]

The DBZ thing?

[@Alfenium]

@@noahmedina-ed3pc SCHIZO-ANON!! MY LIFE IS YOURS!!

[@TrashQueenAndKing]

And no response

[@GiaMarieCarangi]

What was it?????

[@vaponyink99]

Whats the DBZ thing?

[@OpalOsprey]

I remember seeing those Squidward horoscopes when I was a kid and being really bumbed that he didn't eventually do Libra (my sign). Each time when I saw it come on, I thought, "Maybe he'll do Libra now" 😅

[@cherrybomb1095]

still so pumped about sesame street with the wicked witch being found :,)

[@stinky_strangler]

I think the shrek demo reels stuff was one of my favorite finds with all the behind the scenes stuff that we got about the first shrek with Chris Farley.

[@marissadbanks]

Love lost media ! It’s so interesting love your content !

[@blackbearcj5819]

We knew about the KH pilot WAY earlier than 2014. It was mentioned on old forums and sites when the V Cast game was new.

[@Ebw.]

I don’t know what it is but I love the way you say “era”

[@fandomcentralstation]

Personally, I think it’s wrong to hoard art, and anyone who releases it for the public to see is a hero

[@BIayne]

Strangely, I have vivid memories of seeing JBVO promos on Teletoon in Canada as a kid but never saw the full show actually air. I know this is super vague but I feel like clips of JBVO were shown in commercials but the show never actually aired on Teletoon.

[@combustible7267]

yaaay it's so nice seeing the animal crossing DSes again :D

[@alyssalindsay976]

I remember being so confused when my mom was watching that episode full in high def. I was shocked it was found

[@Novaprime64]

you know, 2022 may have been the lost media year, but we're also living in a great year for lostwave music, EKT, Like the wind, and a multitude of others have been found this year, things we thought never were going to be found. We're in a golden era of finding things, and hopefully many more are found and archived so they may never be lost again.

[@StarsAnimations]

I don’t know if you have already covered this yet, but in the Vocaloid community there’s a lost media song called freesia. It was made by a producer named Dr.Willy and was his final song before deleting every song he made online. Apparently if I’m not wrong people have contacted him and he says he no longer has any of his songs as he deleted every one of them. 31 seconds of it have been found, but the real length of it is unknown. Really hope it gets found.

[@matthewisguy7336]

That thumbnail is sooo clean 👌

[@Wetcatfoo]

The squidward series better be called the squidscopes

[@Emily-cw7tj]

😂😂

[@cantplayz3448]

Dude! I can’t wait for slam fest to be found 🤩

[@LuisMercadoorg]

16:49 I don’t know why you can still think like this. In 2024 so many lost media that were searched for decades and had a tremendous cultural relevance and impact has been found, including what might be the post internet holy grail: Subways on your mind.

[@Dabadabadooda]

I think the most unexpected find to ever happen would be the remaining 1,513 lost episodes of Captain Video being found.

[@heyitsarkie]

There are some topics I’m surprised you didn’t mention in this video but great video nonetheless.

[@mrrockinboppin707]

Very missed opportunity to include Like the Wind.

[@nicksullivan4994]

My Top 5 picks for lost media I want to be found and available to watch: #5) More footage of FOX Family Channel from 1998-1999, #4) Nickelodeon’s “Nick-Bot Takes Over” Promo, #3) Noggin’s Sesame Street Unpaved on Nick at Nite’s TV Land, #2) More footage of Nickelodeon’s Noggin on Nick block, and #1) Nickelodeon’s Noggin “What Sparks You?” Special hosted by Bill Nye The Science Guy!❤️📺🎶👍🏻#Nickelodeon #FOXFamilyChannel #BringBack1999Noggin

[@Gamelifebalanceaustralia]

I really think the term "Lost Media", as fun as it is as a catch all term, isn't entirely accurate. I think "Inaccessible Media" needs to be used when it does exist and we can't access it. That way we can call out who holding it and start more awareness. It might only be successful 5% of the time, but it's something.

[@geoffabbythomas7293]

Nah that's too long how about locked media?

[@DarkOverlord96]

I mean... a lost treasure exists but it's inaccessible, but you wouldn't call it an "inaccessible treasure," you still call it a "lost treasure" because no one knows where it is.

[@fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771]

As much as I'd like to keep the name lost media I think this would be a good change if it got people to stop calling privately shared media found

[@J.S.3259]

Tim Burton’s Hansel and Gretel Jonathan Demme’s rough cut of Swing Shift Bill Gunn’s Stop (1970), which WB refused to give a proper release to

[@foundLostkidsshows-cw8iq]

well there is more lost 1980s Walt Disney cartoons that I know witch Is some but not a lot of them not yet but I am getting there soon also I am a bag fan of your youtube channel LSuperSonicQ

[@rayphoenix7296]

I was told that Bod Squad from TVO Kids may be in a TVO archive somewhere. The content cannot be released but they do have it. I wonder if it could get leaked the way that Sesame Street episode got leaked.

[@knotvocalcovers5436]

NOT THE SMOSH PIT LINK LMAO!!!!!!

[@blockfrog]

I remember seeing astrology with squidward on tv as a kid

[@cookiecraftfriend1051]

I want those DS's, their so pretty 😭 Cool animal crossing consoles my beloved

[@friddlefries1140]

Perfect watch for the seafood boil I just got

[@DiSCO_YT]

you should make a video on lostwave now that the mysterious song is found

[@pegagatorgal_lps4]

It's sad that the Internet Archive got hacked

[@Emily-cw7tj]

Again!

[@tartankiltington]

Man, I had entirely forgotten about Rebel Taxi!

[@AidanDrotzur-uz5sz]

How is he not talking about subways of your mind!?!?

[@temp-sec]

Or Ulterior Motives, either one

[@AidanDrotzur-uz5sz]

@temp-sec or both

[@WindowsGG]

i never knew there was kingdom hearts lost media and i'm glad it's found :D

[@Tirgo69]

I'd really like to see a prototype of Chain of Memories appear one day. The earliest versions of the game seem very different and also included Deep Jungle which was totally scrubbed from the final game.

[@WindowsGG]

@@Tirgo69 yeah...

[@hippyamp]

Have you ever talked about the Oswald the octopus commercial where he is talking like Ozzy Ozborne and then it cuts to him playing iron man on the piano?

[@RudeRabit]

I wanna give an interesting fun fact regarding Astrology with Squidward. In The Patrick Show episode “Dr. Smart Science” they legit reference Astrology with Squidward by having Patrick pull out a full zodiac sign chart showing every symbol and characters or things to represent them. And they actually retain some of the original symbols from the AOS series as well as new ones for symbols that never got a short. Just like the original series, Patrick represents Taurus, Mr. Krabs represents Cancer, Plankton represents Leo, and SpongeBob represents Sagittarius. The doctor fish for Gemini are replaced by two anchovies and those two incidental fish for Pisces are replaced by double Realistic Fish Heads. As for the new symbols, Aries is represented by Squidward, Virgo is represented by Bubble Bass, Libra is represented by Bunny, Scorpio is represented by the Golden Throated Stinger, Capricorn is represented by a literal corn cob, and Aquarius is represented by the flowers SpongeBob gave Sandy. I just thought this was interesting cuz it gives an interesting idea on what the missing signs would be represented by.

[@HappySloth129]

I really hope one day we can get the full song called "I Wish You Well" by Imagine Dragons. The only known recordings of it is a horrible-quality video of them singing it at a concert when Imaging Dragons was still considered indie and underground, and a snippet from the actual band. From what I've heard, it sounds like an amazing song and I really hope to hear it in full one day.

[@JosephLicka]

There’s probably so many hard drives out there with lost media

[@blackmesacake5361]

Great vid!

[@iwanttostayupuntilnight]

Wow! You are such an expert! Wgat are your tips on finding lost media that was never suppissed ti be fir the public?

[@joeyperkins888]

LOST MEDIA FANS!: I’m trying to find a 29 minute short film directed by Richard Fleisher (Soylent Green, Fantastic Voyage). It’s titled Call From Space (1989) PLOT: World's first drama shot with the revolutionary Showscan (TM) process. the movie tells a journey through time which allows to approach styles as varied as romance, peplum, gangster film, historic war and science fiction. It stars Charlton Heston and I can’t find it anywhere! Please if someone could help figure out this mystery that would be amazing!

[@BlazeBlisterthespino7494]

The wicked witch of sesame street was the last thing I would expect to be found/archived

[@teacupalice]

I think the saddest thing about the Sesame Street one is it wasn’t lost it was just being held hostage by the Hensons and the biggest of all Disney.

[@ToastyFelix13]

Hey LSuperSonicQ, I've made an article about Fake Gamera which is a scrapped monster from Gamera, there's no info on this monster because it's existence is unconfirmed, no images or mentions of it except in the Gamera (Heisei Trilogy) article in the enemies section in wikizilla, the red text means no text or info, it will be very thankful if you check the article in the LMW!

[@MR_FIAT]

crazy to think astrology with squidward was lost media, i actualy remember seeing them on TV as a kid.

[@sashamurashi225]

She be losting on my media til I EKT

[@gearhead6042]

Wait the astrology segments with Squidward is lost media now? That's wild, I vividly remember watching that as a kid. I almost word for word remember how he explained what gemini represented.

[@l.salisbury1253]

Two lost Laurel & Hardy films I's LUV to someday see: "Hates Off" (1927) and "Rogues Song" (1930)...

[@BarlexBot]

Vid bout to be peak

[@Stupidlittleberri]

Another Piece of lost media is the Half-Life 2 "Free Tv's" Tech Demo Which was uploaded to VALVe's KZbin Page! (I have no idea if you covered this yet)

[@bluebaron6858]

Im amazed at the algorithm

[@KomodoKrap420]

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box under the stairs In the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "It's good for you" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut Until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women With excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ah So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "Who is it?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time That a little ditty started goin' through my head I believe it went a little something like this Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, aah, aah I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated wiener dog And as luck would have it That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a calligraphy enthusiast With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseparable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty Tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street And he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I hate sauerkraut That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandary Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "Querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

[@TavionUrijah]

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[@PapaTJimb0]

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[@youtoozboi763]

I just finished watching that song, how.

[@KomodoKrap420]

@@TavionUrijah it sure is

[@francishollingshead2134]

Was there a commercial for Weird Al or something that used the song Albuquerque? For some reason, all I can think of is that there was a commercial for Weird Al somehow (perhaps merchandise, or maybe a concert). Local concert commercials are probably a goldmine for lost media, considering that they are made to be shown in a small area and for a limited amount of time.