HOW EXACTLY DO YOU DO MONSTER GIRLS?! - Lost Pause Reddit

[@relicking9207]

It has been confirmed that in MonMusu Centaurs have their bits in the back, they just cover the front because humans get uncomfortable about it

[@battlesheep2552]

Yeah I remember that, they have this weird cameltoe

[@andrew49913]

there is an intresting manga about creature girls that says they have both , but ''the front is for funsies the back is for keepsies'' ,real quote from the manga. also sauce is creature girls: a hands on field journal in another world.

[@joeyginise6051]

@@andrew49913 interesting evolution.

[@2Scarhand]

The one problem I have with centaur girls is how long they are. If I'm way back there, how are we supposed to hold hands?

[@Mr-Green0]

4:28 When Luigi gives more food to his love interest than his own brother.

[@Luigi_the_Ghostbuster]

I’m a-Luigi, and I would a-give Mario the better food.

[@gamerkid871]

@@Luigi_the_Ghostbuster HOLY CRAP ITS LUIGI

[@JayJayM57]

@@Luigi_the_Ghostbuster Lies, quick tell the other Ghostbster Luigi has been posses again.

[@sordolaxder3.420]

fun fact, swords can be used to chop trees. it is horribly innefective and can shatter the blade but in a pinch, downing a small tree with a sword is very much possible.

[@mmeers89]

Liru the Wolf was in an anime before any dirty games. She lived with a Witch, a Vampire, and a robot girl

[@GunbladeKnight]

I remember that anime.

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

Oh?

[@bakkyarou]

Yup, it's called 'Rankin San-kyuu Magical Pokaan', or 'Magipoka' for people who have things to do. Edit: also yes, it's an ecchi anime. My favorite episode is where the witch loli puts on magic shows that turn out really popular, but then it turns out *spoiler* people just showed up cause her magic made her skirt lift up.

[@mmeers89]

@@bakkyarou my favorite episode was when the vampire nearly killed herself donating blood because she was thirsty for the doctor.

[@tarrantwolf]

That was a cute anime. From like, 20 years ago.

[@perfumedgnat9659]

For hugging Creeper-Chan, make sure yo have a pokemon with the ability damp nearby

[@dragoonmk4203]

or be a Ghost Type. lol

[@kevinshin4354]

Being a ghost type wouldn't prevent the explosion. You'd just be immune. You still have to worry about property damage and Creeper-chan dying all the time...

[@dragoonmk4203]

@@kevinshin4354 Fair

[@swampcooler8332]

*uses revive on creeper chan so I can troll my homies base

[@Elekaz-Z]

I'm damp already, does it count?

[@Trivial_Whim]

There's an entire series of AI wizards invading and raising havoc in fast food chains. The knight probably wants to put a stop to it.

[@mid-boss6461]

No, he wants to challenge burger king king, the lord of fat.

[@fr3y438]

@@mid-boss6461 No, he is on a holy crusade to destroy all fast food, and the burger king is next.

[@SShadowKing]

3:30 Noble: “We gonna bust that ghost, ya know? Because Bustin makes me feel good! Bustin, Bustin, Bustin, Bu-“

[@Integritys_Sum]

That funky remixed version, surely...

[@chriscassul9904]

Love t$at remix....&roovy😜😝

[@critica77y77]

7:23 I just assumed that Link is so strong that he puts his weapons through more punishment than they can handle. The fact that many of them are old and haven't been properly maintained doesn't help.

[@TheFatalcrest]

True you find them like in the woods, or laying around

[@StrngrDngr]

Must be Rough Bud

[@WickedNox222]

My personal theory is that in all other Zelda games the swords are unbreakable (not including the mystical Master Sword in this), meaning that... A) Some time in the timeline the blacksmiths of Hyrule got very bad at their jobs. Because a poorly smithed sword will break easily. This was my theory when BotW was released, without more information. But because swords in Age of Calamity are unbreakable doesn't support this... B) During the first calamity Ganon did something like he did in TotK and somehow made all weapons weakened magically, just not as bad as Totk where they are not all rusted on the surface... I think B is more likely because now it is an established power he has. Maybe Calamity Ganon is more like his sub-conscious and using the spell as a reflex making it less concentrated and weaker? Just a theory.

[@DexusCh]

Whoever that Gabe is... We're in your walls, we know what you do

[@Nzargnalphabet]

Hi this is Gabe Newell

[@zakroipastbaranivic9737]

@@Nzargnalphabet Cmon, not every dude with a beard is.....

[@gabed6264]

............WHY ME T^T

[@F10ppyPanda]

😅

[@gabrieltwitchell7766]

Please leave us alone!!!

[@hiddenscorpiusXI]

11:06 Depends on the Author. Some give their monster girls Human bits, some give them their animal bits. Some give their their monster girls bits on the front AND the back, some just keep their bits on the back. In the case of Monmusu, Centaurs have human bits _exclusively_ on the back. The Gym chapter reveals this factoid.

[@morgancrosbourne9261]

6:57 scared me so bad because I actually was playing Breath Of The Wild while watching this video, and frantically looked for where the Guardian was.

[@alvaroperez2349]

5:52 Joker: I raised that girl well…

[@Zigon-hf1uw]

good grle😈😈😈

[@chriscassul9904]

Batman : Its not too late Joker...yamate

[@BamaMophi]

“Which puppy would you pick” Me holding all the Pokémon puppies in my arms: “Pick?”

[@vincentemorales1760]

How am I supposed to choose just one, I'm taking the whole box of puppy pokemon. They are all too cute to leave behind.

[@CatLeone2003]

Yup

[@seasuper3402]

3:49 "I hate this f*cking game" As a war thunder player myself this is accurate

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

That’s rough buddy… …You’re playing it right now aren’t you? 🤣

[@TBoneTony]

11:20 That statue of the famous Hollywood heroine is perhaps the best Fan Service statue ever. People complain about Japan and South Korea being weird, yet it was the Western entertainment who did those things first back in the 50s and 60s.

[@Mr-Green0]

5:01 Ok, I don't remember the ending of Goldilocks and The Three Bears being like this.

[@kevinr.9733]

"Why would you ever want to go into a Burger King?" Because you're on a long road trip and this rest stop has neither a Starbucks nor a McDonald's. That's, like, the only reason I've ever been to a Burger King.

[@Snakedude4life]

Monsters girls: “Very carefully” 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

I've seen you on short fat otaku's videos

[@StrngrDngr]

Unless the Snek likes to be stepped On you know that Mia is down bad for Daaring kun

[@skyknight0408]

Hey, you're alive. Haven't seen you in a while. Welcome back.

[@Mothiechan]

*PREPARE THY SELF! JUDGEMENT!* steps on snek

[@PsychoDiesel48]

THANK YOU!!!

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Life finds a way

[@ohexenwahno5652]

It's even funnier when you realize Baiser means "to fuck" in french xD

[@Mr-Green0]

6:20 Ok, who's been making these skull toilets and urinals?

[@T-ZillaSaur]

10:56 Wait, where was Zentreya-OH, you meant that one

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"We don't need to deal with high gas prices, we can just buy a $20,000 car that recharges using generators that use gas." - 7:49 Noble For context: The cheapest electric car is about $18,000 but I rounded it up to $20,000 to include thef...I mean taxes. Of course, if you want a good one you'll need to spend more money. This is of course not including the other major drawbacks of electric vehicles like being worthless in snowy climates, not being able to travel long distances, the electric grid hasn't upgraded anywhere near enough to accommodate them even in electricarphile california, the batteries explode and the fire can't be put out using conventional means making them more dangerous, etc.

[@VainerCactus0]

All the children mining in africa...

[@IceFox28]

Can confirm. East Bay SF neighborhood every year goes out from just two teslas being plugged in during 120+F, despite daily warnings about both abusing your A/C and plugging in cars during the hottest hours, blow out the transformer for the neighborhood. Funniest part is that you can watch them run back to their cars to unplug them as if that is going to bring back their power/AC. 😂😭😂

[@NameIsDoc]

@@VainerCactus0china, the largest deposits of the materials required for electric batteries is China. The mining process is one of if not the most pollutant in history putting out more carbon then the US during the 1980s

[@NinoJoel]

Electric cars are horrible for the environment and don't save you any money lol

[@ElishaFollet]

This is why things like walkable cities, better public transportation and nuclear energy are far superior solutions to our problems than whatever incompetent ideas the government can come up with but sadly greed keeps these solutions from being properly invested in and implemented.

[@Calamitas9944]

2:57 Ah, another NIKKE addict in our midst Wonderful

[@M_Alexander]

Swords actually do break faster than you'd expect. It ticks me off when axes and hammers break easily

[@critica77y77]

To be fair, Link doesn't put much effort into keeping them properly maintained.

[@ElishaFollet]

Why tho? Theyr made of metal so shouldn't they last just as long as an axe?

[@M_Alexander]

@@ElishaFollet a sword is a long, thin piece of metal while an ax head is a metal wedge. An ax blade will dull and chip but then it's _still_ a metal wedge that can damage whatever it hits. The way an ax tends to break is the handle breaking off. Swords don't just chip and dull but they also bend and break; you could snap pretty much any sword over your knee cause they're just not meant for those kinds of stresses. Whether it's cutting or piercing the metal is gradually warping. And the thing about metal is, you have to balance how flexible it is vs how hard it is. If the metal isn't flexible then it'll be brittle but if it's not hard enough then it's useless as a weapon. Of course a hammer head isn't gonna break until you're hitting it against something even harder. It's another matter where the handle tends to break first.

[@jpuican]

there's actually a gym episode/chapter where they explain Centaur anatomy. It's on the back. The front looks as odd as you can expect.

[@muammarannafsuzzaki1550]

Gabe is quivering in his boots for beaing called out twice now

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Rip and Tear, until it is done.

[@Tghib9]

Bob the builder

[@thegamingdino83]

In Doomgod we trust With blood, guts and ripping for all Amen

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@thegamingdino83 Ammunition is The Doom God's currency. Spend it well.

[@PlatinumNath]

7:49 "Where do you think the electricity comes from Noble?!" _bends head towards the coal power plant right behind him_

[@legoben98productions]

What about hydrogen powered cars?

[@PlatinumNath]

@@legoben98productions the hydrogen production is too inefficient and too expensive at the moment. Hydrogen tanks in cars are also still too bulky at the moment, weighing the car down considerably. Infrastructure is also not quite existent yet to be useful.

[@legoben98productions]

@@PlatinumNath I’d give it about 10-12 years hopefully, since it took a while for solar power to be viable and affordable

[@THE-TRUE-Doi]

Nuclear, wind, solar, hydro.

[@PlatinumNath]

@@THE-TRUE-Doi nuclear is the only viable option. Solar and wind energy also has its own issues with maintenance, and hydro is already talked above

[@ryanwoon3534]

That google search is crazy

[@Mr-Green0]

1:28 What the hell? A knight came in with a horse at Burger King and he's challenging a duel?

[@jamesproctor4568]

He heard about Burger King's history of using horse meat in their burgers and wants to defend his steed's honor.

[@Mr-Green0]

3:26 Quick, lay down the trap and activate it!

[@Mr-Green0]

12:26 Zelda, you shot the real Link!

[@FelbloodStreaming]

13:00 So Noble only knows Liru from the fan games, and has never seen Magipolka, or he would know that Liru is only sort-of a wolf. She's more of a were-pomeranian.

[@NinoJoel]

To be fair the game was crazy high quality

[@Queen_Freaky]

The reason Luigi only makes intricate meals for Daisy is because Mario knows how to cook. Daisy, on the other hand… almost burned down the house while boiling water on the stove. This is my head canon and nobody can change my mind!

[@cytorakdemon]

Mama Bear and Papa Bear have different beds because they require different mattress firmness, it's right there in the story.

[@kev-kong56plays32]

2:08 I mean come on we all know he’s gonna take the Eevee

[@CatLeone2003]

That's the joke. You should've said a different Pokemon.

[@seasirentanya]

Thank you so much for sharing my fanart at 9:46! My husband and I was watching this video and when I saw my art I literally said, “Oh my gosh!” So glad I joined your reddit and be part of your community 💕

[@ComposedSage75]

3:49 my honest reaction to this image is _"Why is your room and/or desk so messy and why are you playing the game this way??"_ 🤨

[@Remory123]

4:50 man this is one part of goldilocks that flew over my head as a kid back then, until now

[@tonyleccese2102]

Actually, as far as useful statues go, there's a statue of Nikola Tesla in Palo Alto that provides free wifi. In Ukraine, a Lenin statue was converted into a Darth Vader statue that is also a wifi hotspot.

[@dark_fusion1288]

It’s pronounced clo-ay-ka “ a common cavity at the end of the digestive tract for the release of both excretory and genital products in vertebrates (except most mammals) and certain invertebrates”

[@brisngrfiftysix6085]

10:55 Is it just me, or did Noble call Centorea, Zentreya?

[@chaostdk]

That's what I heard too.

[@ivayloslavov3045]

I hear centoreia xD eia sounds like eya

[@randomlaughable]

I thought I heard the same thing too. 😂

[@targar2]

they sound very similar when said fast

[@Iamyolomonkey-ed2gh]

Monster Musume is noice

[@ImpOnTheRoof]

2:21 finally, some good fluffing content

[@JakeTheBeastDelta]

Don't worry, UB Noble doesn't exist, he can't hurt you UB Noble: 13:30

[@JR-tt5oo]

Imagine being named Gabe, and you're having a bad day, and you turn on noble to just relax. Then you get this: 1:00

[@kalil6]

1:26 sir this is a wendys

[@Electrovicane]

4:50 fun fact, spouses sleeping in the same bed came about in the 1930’s due to families being unable to afford separate beds in the Great Depression.

[@gravajaumbros]

Love that Marcille still seems perfectly willing to go down on her monster girlfriend, she just needs a little help figuring out how

[@KuraiNoOni]

On the topics of magical girl shows, the latest Pretty Cure season has actual animal turning into the titular Pretty Cure. One of them is called Komugi she is the dog of the Inukais. Fun fact: The same person responsible for the OST in Gushing over Magical Girls, also did the OST for some of the Pretty Cure seasons as well. He even did the OST for some "Sailor Moon" seasons and "Gonna be the Twintails" - yet another magical girl anime.

[@ItsAZues]

That Batman Gushing Magical Girls crossover was not something I'd ever see and want.

[@shelbybayer200]

3:05 Rapi got them Physics 😏

[@Rezuvious]

In case you don't know that's Emma from Rapi's former squad.

[@shelbybayer200]

@@Rezuvious oh, they look so much like each other I didn't know. Still, them physics 😏😏😏😏😏

[@Rezuvious]

@@shelbybayer200 Yeah her squad has that red/black uniform. Probably the only Nikke squad with a consistent uniform

[@TomfooleryVA]

Everyone started singing the pokemon theme song immediately as it came up.

[@randomlaughable]

True, very true. 😅

[@imaginations_animations4928]

9:10 You're actually pretty good at singing Noble. Never knew you had it in you. So proud. :,)

[@hokutology1718]

The Old Noble is either his shiny form or the 5-star gacha pull.

[@darrylferguson3622]

0:26 Noble that's not.... nevermind, he knows what he did

[@Mr-Green0]

11:43 Hey, even the colors matched the characters.

[@Michael_Jay000]

10:45 I hate that i know how to say ( Klow -ay -kuh). And I don't even like birds. Fk em Birds

[@Luigicat11]

Very poor choice of words, especially given the context.

[@CatLeone2003]

Not only birds have that

[@M_Alexander]

Kang Han Soo of FFF-Trashero develops an odd fixation with cloacae, though so far only in the light novel as the comic hasn't gotten that far yet.

[@RobertAniFreak]

1:58 Saw this image already a few times but here is a funny story, showed this to my two sisters that are not gamers, just know the first maybe second generation of Pokemon I showed them the picture and asked "Which puppy you, want" , My older sister instantly said "Greavard" because she loves bobtails/ english shepherds and I am sitting there thinking.... "Should i tell her its going to kill her"

[@OKIGorgon]

2:12 Tough one. But since you're known for doing offbrand reactions and Riolu evolves into Lucario, which is one of the most used Pokemon in offbrand, that will be my guess.

[@LadyLeFey]

Magical girls have no official identities, therefore, no laws against the magical girls. XD

[@gabrielmillington7802]

Twice now I hear my name out of nowhere while sitting in my dark room in a empty house

[@BiweeklyDoseOfVShojoandFriends]

10:58 I legit thought Noble said Zentreya.

[@randomlaughable]

Likewise. 😂

[@anyathepanther7977]

2:06 i'll take the entire Box!

[@JoLiKMC]

13:00 - Shows what you know, Noble. Liru the Werewolf is a real character. She's from the series _Renkin 3-kyū Magical? Pokān._ It is a slice-of-life anime. With tons of fan service. **cough**

[@CloudColumncat]

0:09 The way Lost Pause portrays its female characters is funny. It's goofy but fit as well lol.

[@aaronalkor]

5:02 I never interpreted this in that way. I just thought they needed different beds because of the varying levels of comfort (non existent = dad, suffocating = mom)

[@daisyjoy242]

How wouldn’t want a DJ in the middle of their house

[@lilchristuten7568]

"Which puppy would you pick" Eevee is a cat so it is automatically disqualified.

[@chaosstripe9446]

10:45 I just wanna share something that has been brought to my attention: Fallin was fused with a male dragon. The bits down there in the manga were from said male dragon. That is all.

[@calculateddeclination5534]

Monster musume, monster girl doctor and monster quest unlocked certain things I never knew I had in me. Dang it, japan. What have you done to me?

[@bigrichman100]

3:55 welp, expecting her to post some classified stuff on the games subreddit.

[@amethyst_of_light]

0:42 the kraken is a mythical creature with no true depiction, but is often shown as a massive green humanoid, perhaps scaly, with an octopus head

[@whazzup_teacup]

6:35 just makes me want Noble to be a dad even more.

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

10:57 It's in the back. The manga mentions this. 11:54 Didn't we do this already?

[@KurokkuSama]

7:27 Oh I know another Well Well Well joke… Well well well… my lawyer advices me to not continue with this joke.

[@AustralianGrizzly]

@2:00 The Box.... Doesn't say I can't take the Box.... Oh no the Puppers stay in the box. You said I could only take One, so I took ONE BOX... YOU NEVER SAID I HAD TO TAKE THE PUPPERS OUT OF THE BOX FIRST!!!

[@alexnepu1561]

5:47 What's funnier is that the thirsty girl is name Baiser which in french means either kiss or fluffing

[@MarqFJA87]

10:56 >Shows Centorea >Calls her Zentreya Bruh

[@HolyShadows777]

bro anyone else saw them feet on the desk and thought... nah lost cause

[@litchlordofthefallen8664]

Blaze-chan and her rods

[@TBoneTony]

1:30 Burger Kings are often hidden behind their Cash Register Knights. Captain Hero from Drawn Together once fought against Super Market.

[@williamwh810]

At this point Noble could potentially do a card game with each card being a different paused Noble face.

[@gabrielhelton1823]

Your time is ticking -Gabe

[@marcelbyrd7745]

I have to admit Noble has them vocals singing the old Pokemon song brings the best out of all of us💯✊🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾👍🏾😎😎😎 8:56

[@taylorward2617]

12:27 the link that got shot was the only right-handed link there.

[@cheesemate9141]

Noble's creeper chan voice fills me with an undiscovered form of human emotion.

[@Bujikun]

That one guy with the collection of noble's many different faces remind me of a guy who collects Lloyd's many different absurd faces from the series "Greatest Estate Designer." Funny and great series. Lol

[@norma8251]

7:08 I'm Still Standing Looking like a true survivor

[@Mr-Green0]

12:42 What the hell is wrong with you, Dr. House?

[@legoben98productions]

A lot of things are wrong with dr. House, I’m afraid

[@juanmiguelsebastian1477]

Noble and everyone here, I have several monster girl questions. How many pairs of lungs does a centaur have? How hollow does the bones of a harpy in order to fly? How do mermaids breath?

[@CandyApples4ever]

I concur In a lot of ancient myths, cats keep the evil away. 😂

[@f8keuser]

You never fail to make me smile! Keep up the great content.

[@viviansytsui]

May or may not regret watching this at work xD

[@ArtyDeez]

TO BE FAIR, there is a single legitimately good Burger King around where I live. Every other one around me? Rancid dog water, only beaten in the bad meter by the horrible service. One of them threw my food into my car at the drive thru

[@ashkirby8896]

5:30 Lol, I saw that one before!😆🤣😂

[@noice9193]

Get yourself some blast resistant netherite armour and you can hug creeper chan all you want

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

13:07 for the record, the game is called “Wolf Girl With You”; I believe the character might be named Liru?