Lou Wilson’s Quest to Find Where the White Women At?

[@ConnorGrummer]

I love that Lou laughs a bit at "Nobody wants Pinocchio to find where the white women are at more than me!" and then like processes what Murph said and just guffaws

[@sphirescribes8275]

Lmfao! I wait for that every time!

[@The1337Duke]

I've never seen that word in a more applicable context. Lou really does genuinly guffaw when a joke hits him right.

[@totalweirdo8538]

It nearly killed him

[@braintrope4736]

@@The1337DukeThere’s one Breaking News episode (I think it’s the 2nd one) where a joke literally gets Lou to involuntarily go “Bwahahaha” and I was amazed. I didn’t know that that could be a genuine laugh someone could have. I thought it was only for fake evil laughs lmao

[@Nate_Jensen]

@@braintrope4736was it Streep alert?

[@minim-ms]

Murph: I'm not going to leer at the minis!!! Murph's wife not 5 seconds before: Oh my GOD she is STACKED

[@bumblerbree]

the best version of opposite attract

[@Shoob-k5u]

I will not leer. That’s my wife’s job. Take it away honey.

[@Verylengthyapple]

2:07

[@sourwitch2340]

And Emily's reaction! All like "did y'all see this? I mean you were telling me, but I didn't believe you. They are nice. I can look at them a little longer, right? Just a bit. Ok now it's getting weird. One more glance. And then." Puts mini back on the tower.

[@kevinomalley1090]

The sheer power of Em's bi-wife energy in that moment would have solved the energy crisis.

[@juliawhitmore3991]

Murph's best lines always come after he has been severely heckled. Gotta heckle the man a bit first to get the true gems.

[@salsaroja9740]

“NOBODY WANTS PINOCCHIO TO FIND WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN ARE AT MORE THAN ME.”

[@CassReidIsSomeone]

"I'VE GOT JUST A GOOD A CHANCE OF ROLLING GOOD AS ANY OF YOU! "

[@AfterTheApocalypse26]

When they all haze him for not promising not to be mad at Red 😭😭

[@Gus-n9u]

Murph hosts a dnd podcast called NADDPOD, and on one of the after-session episodes he just shouts “they like it when I’m getting yelled at; the fans want me to get razzed and then be playfully mean to you!”

[@cycloneabsol9405]

"I mean, you gotta honor the cock."

[@chaxinitus]

"When should we say how big the jugs are!" has some real Tumblr CEO "The Frog's got TITS out to HERE" energy tbh

[@klausoshaunacey8429]

THE FROG’S GOT TITS OUT TO HERE CARMEN!!!

[@alchemispark7751]

What THE FUCK are you talking about??????

[@rabbit-rabbit-boy]

“I’ve seen bigger.” “(Bewildered) Where???” “Tumblr.” “Goddammit-“

[@cannot-handle-handles]

@@alchemispark7751 Tumblr CEO sketch: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaW4ppSYZqaknZI

[@alicewe_]

its giving "you've endowed this snake woman with a pair of mammalian breasts!"

[@TheMrEpiphany]

Siobhan's Italian accent "Ay Pinocchio, where-a the white-a women at" made choke on my own laughter like lou did a few seconds before

[@Omega_Orion]

“Papa! I’ve been lookin’!” Was the final nail in my coffin

[@terry3906]

The exasperation here is where you really see the GM coming out from within Murph. His sympathy for Brennan is at an all-time high, and then Brennan immediately turns on him as well. XD

[@gheefreak]

I feel like that's the perfect encapsulation of the Murphy/Brennan experience.

[@emrysss]

“lou laughs until he starts coughing” is one of my favorite subtitles

[@AlKidneys]

And in the end he realized his white woman was there the whole time, she was just part wolf

[@Mary-T35T4]

in the end, the white women were the friends we mada along the way 🥰

[@CrackedDota]

You know, Ylfa is pretty young. We try not to sexualize her

[@OscarMendez-s8e]

​@@CrackedDotait was like 10 years into the future, it was the session wrap up at the end

[@CrackedDota]

@@OscarMendez-s8e I'm making a joke referencing the show Community lol

[@raeg1100]

​@@OscarMendez-s8eDo love that they made the point of clarifying and making it clear it became romantic when they became adults 😂😁

[@besthobbit]

Murph calling people "maniacs" gives me life.

[@mdugan16]

(listen to naddpod he does it a lot there)

[@themightybullfrog]

He always has the perfect deadpan in his voice when he does it

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

“Nobody wants Pinocchio to find where the white women at more than me!” Was SUCH a politician statement. Murph channeled Joe Biden.

[@LargeMcBottoms]

I more imagine Gerard weaping as he tries to convince everyone he really care's about Pinocchio finding where the white women are indeed at

[@MenachemSchmuel]

the "no one does this more than me" is definitely more a trump thing, biden has slightly (slightly) more class than that

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

@@MenachemSchmuel agreed, but it’s more fun to say he channeled Biden

[@The066Y]

"I believe that every American should have equal knowledge pertaining to the location of the white women."

[@iron_Will]

My fellow Americans…

[@sianvaladian8574]

Zach slowly drooping down as he laughs more is just so good

[@NuglessMacArthur]

When Siobhan starts putting the heat to Murph, Zac just starts deflating

[@jessicamorgan1225]

@@NuglessMacArthurhe truly just started to dissolve into the table 😂

[@ithinklikeawesome]

The REAL white women were the friends we made along the way.

[@TheMrEpiphany]

Preach

[@jocosesonata]

"Dear sweet Pinocchio. What you have sought for so long has been with you this whole time." "Wait, do you mean..." "Yes, sweet Pinocchio." "White women!" - "Love." "Eh? White women!?"

[@yalilitman849]

I mean yeah literally. He does get with LRRH who is a white woman and was with him all the way

[@cdonovan4471]

Pointing at someone and shouting "You're problematic" while your friends are scream laughing is the type of pure chaotic energy I try to embody every day. Like, if I was Murph, I don't think I could imagine a more insane situation to be stuck in.

[@RedRattt]

My party threatens to cancel the DM at least once a session.

[@cepcino]

This whole bit is fantastic but I love the extended bit of (lovingly) bullying Murph for not ogling the minis.

[@DamianDan23]

I think the most underrated part of this whole thing is when Siobhan roleplays as Geppetto and goes "Aye Pinocchio, Where are the white women at?" with the exaggerated Italian accent, I dont know why that fricking delivery cracks me up so much.

[@ladyvoldything]

Papa, I've been looking!

[@TheMrEpiphany]

Brennan's "I'm awake at night wishing as hard as I can... For you watching tonight, say a prayer at the foot of your bed" is just sooo good

[@andrewcabrera505]

What’s wild is he then ends the campaign sorta dating Red, so he did in fact find a white woman

[@shinigamijack4208]

Sometimes the real white women are the friends we make along the way.

[@ellaj9380]

MURPH! WHEN SHOULD WE SAY HOW BIG THE JUGS ARE?

[@IrregularityRowan]

IF YOU HAVE TOO

[@kamillakilambayeva3819]

i die at ally pointing at zach & murph and just saying, fully monotone: “gone”

[@lucaswickmansound]

This was the horror season btw

[@eliza1498]

the horror of being loudly heckled by your party members for not ogling the mini's bazoingas, for millions to see

[@razzledazzle1683]

I love that "papa ive been looking!" Inplues thisbwas some implicit quest given by gepetto its so good

[@kennithstasiuk]

The white women were the friends they made along the way.

[@keepperspective]

0:58 the matching mirrored nose pinch of Zach and Murph not wanting to be part of this conversation

[@yalilitman849]

Lou laughs so hard he lowers the image quality of the video 3:16

[@nedcurfman3486]

Imagine if Lou had taken it further and just based his entire game plan off of Blazing Saddles

[@hieronymus1432]

He says it like he's a grizzled detective on multiple missing persons cases lol.

[@jocosesonata]

Imagining Lou in a dark dingy office, wearing a long coat and puffing cigarettes, staring at a corkboard with the city's map on it. Dozens of red threads criss-crossing across the city, yet no matter how many leads he has gotten, no matter how many reports came in, they all eventually turn up a dead end. Still, his search for white women with huge jugs continues. *slow jazz music in the background*

[@ruule]

This. I miss this. This is that pandemic zoom adventuring party off the rails vibe

[@LWNOWAY]

I thoroughly enjoy the in-person AP’s more than Zoom AP’s and it’s specifically for moments like these. They may be less common but when they hit they HIT

[@Sifeus]

"You're problematic!"

[@wakkawakkagaming3710]

"When should we say how big the jugs are?" - Brennan

[@T0BYV0N]

LOOK AT THE JUGS ON THAT ONE

[@austinh7462]

I like to think this is why Naddpod is theatre of the mind

[@emersonpage5384]

That hardly stops miss "dangerously fertile"

[@deludedpomegranate]

this video being 4 minutes and 20 seconds is exactly as the lord intended

[@gemmafire8628]

hey folks can we get this comment to 69 likes

[@StealthMarmot_]

I love that they are trying to taunt Murph into glaring at random mini boobs when he is standing right next to his actual WIFE.

[@BPTK162]

To be fair, his wife was also glaring at said mini boobs.

[@Pluto-1]

the best part? she's trying to make him look too.

[@ytuser4562]

Lou trying to peer-pressure Murph with the "Come on. Come on, Murph. Murph." is just so funny

[@PatchworkPS]

The 3:22 shot of zac and murph both doubled over is gold

[@lj-iv5rx]

It looks like ally cast the spell “gone” when they point 😂

[@awkwardukulele6077]

Just giggling wildly because I first watched these when I was struggling a bit with my identity as a transfem. I was binging the series in the middle of the night, and my 🏳️‍⚧️ass had the late night thought: “the real white woman was inside me all along” and I woke my poor dog up with my cackling.

[@skateordie002]

That's delightful. Hope things are better for you lately :)

[@awkwardukulele6077]

@@skateordie002 I’m doing ok overall. I had already come to terms with being non-binary, but apparently there was still some soul searching left to do as to what that meant for me and what I wanted to do about it. I’m feeling better now that I’ve gotten some answers.

[@blurryyrrulb]

I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE VALID, IM PROUD OF YOU AND IM CHANNELING ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD FOR YOU AS WE SPEAK

[@cainancapko4149]

I'm sharing this with some of my transfem friends I cannot thank you enough for this

[@placeholderdoe]

Amazing

[@Llamaf4ce]

I want you to know i have a very special playlist called videos for cry laughing and i have added this video to it. Bless your soul for the edit 😂

[@marcbecker1431]

Yeah my face hurts from smiling so hard, so good call on that one. 🙂

[@TheTwilitMiner]

Good idea, crying right now

[@brianmorton9419]

There’s literally an episode of ACOC where - in the middle of combat - they do all start talking about how sexy the minis are.

[@sensudubs4421]

"I cast locate object on the white women "

[@Durroth]

when you wish upon a star, you'll know where white women are. when you wish upon a star your dreeeeeeeeams come true

[@captaincroissandwich6950]

3:39 I feel like Brennan missed a golden opportunity here when he said "say a prayer tonight", and not "make a wish upon a star".

[@jocosesonata]

Is this the new "Are you my dad?" It is seen as jest, but tis a noble quest. To discover the whereabouts of these ladies of alabaster complexion, with mammaries so mighty as to lock the sights of those in witness - no matter their stature nor orientation - solely set upon the oceanic motion of such grand pride. I salute thee, Lou. May your journey be fruitful, and your destination be plentiful of white women with huge honking jugs.

[@RenaRain]

Murph's inner Riz coming out full force

[@ry20]

i love how often murph takes off his glasses in this

[@bel410la]

I love Zac just putting his head on the table because he's laughing so hard. XD

[@Rylee_G]

omg this is incredible LOUUUU

[@minionoforzhov7037]

Someone’s seen Blazing Saddles a few too many times

[@DrZaius3141]

People who believe you can see Blazing Saddles too many times are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.

[@SteinarrBattlefist]

Preposterous, one can never watch Blazing Saddles too many times.

[@cobwebinthecorner]

​@SteinarrBattlefist Or Mel Brooks films in general!

[@ShidoMedia]

I mean this in the best possible way, your editing, typesetting, intro and the stings made me nostalgic for Movie Maker Ah, the... stained golden age of AMVs

[@williammatthews7735]

The 4:20 runtime 👌

[@pure0mornings]

I gotta stop drinking water while I watch clips from dropout, I nearly drowned when Brennan asks us at home to say a prayer tonight at the foot of my bed

[@Trollingunicorn3]

The sped up Queen by Atronach’s Aura is a crazy way to open this video

[@caittails]

Lou being a fan of Blazing Saddles confirmed 😂

[@emilyackland2911]

3:19 "👉🏻 gone."

[@logankerlee]

I was LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD while watching this!! xD lmao, great stuff! :)

[@Sabbathtage]

"I'm not leering at the minis, you [fricking] maniacs!" is my favorite line.

[@emmasprague5465]

this comp is what got me to watch dimension 20 for the first time

[@honeynutqueerio]

2:14 “We’re getting this all out of the way now so it doesn’t derail the fight” Would you believe me if I told you it derailed the fight

[@mctheplaywright]

Love how Lou has to rev up to the laugh at 3:16

[@greengoaot7955]

*spoilers for the end of the series* The fact that Pinocchio and little red got together at the end shows he did in fact find the white woman and she was with him all along

[@juliedesaulniers5899]

Murph just being the strait man in this is so funny!

[@tavitafish]

"Lou laughs so hard he starts coughing" killed me

[@music79075]

Lou, my guy, my friend, my dude... they are Whole Foods, Starbucks and that quaint little corner store everybody in are eager to tell you about.

[@angriestjoker]

This is up there with Denji trying to touch some titties as some of the greatest character motivations I’ve ever seen in media 😂

[@mossman15]

i came to youtube looking for lofi to write holiday cards to and found this instead. completely derailed. 😂

[@ginsengaddict]

Lou Wilson channelling Cleavon Little.

[@ericfaulk2204]

And for my next impression...Jesse Owens!

[@Cariyaga]

those parts be like homestuck acts

[@jenvanderputten4277]

This must be a pop culture reference I don't understand but it still made me laugh. This group is the best, I really love watching their campaigns 😂🥰

[@CreatrixTiara]

It's from the movie Blazing Saddles!

[@jenvanderputten4277]

@@CreatrixTiara Oh! I can't believe I had forgotten that 😂 I guess it's been a very long time since I've seen it 😅 Thank you for the reminder 😁

[@black.crystal.ballll]

Laughed so hard i gave myself a headache. Fuck😭😭😭

[@romanfritz5149]

maybe the real white women was the preteen he befriended along the way

[@HenriqueErzinger]

and his white woman was with him all along...

[@caraelizabeth7307]

I haven't watched this one yet; did anyone clock this as the Blazing Saddles reference that it is? 😂

[@CerberusPlusOne]

I wish we could see the minis up close.

[@mossman15]

i just notice the Part 3 (part 2) and laughed out loud

[@gd_xl]

this is the hardest i’ve seen Lou laugh

[@vggeist644]

This is a quest I can get behind

[@_frog_face_]

HE DID IT! By god, he did it 😢🥹

[@Bellandora]

Absolutely hilarious!

[@magixazog]

Honestly the best part to me is ALLY of all people calling out a hearthstone reference to when they “nerfed” Jaina proudmore lol

[@Seatlejuice]

Alternate Title is just "Lou Wilson incapacitates half the dome after finding where the white women are at"

[@Karragh]

I think the real white women were the friends we made along the way.

[@ChartreuseDan]

I can picture it now though. Puss in Boots holding Pinocchio behind a wall and calling out "Oh Stefan! Look what I got for ya!"

[@jackhammer4499]

The resolution automatically tanked as Lou started coughing and it threw me for a loop. A Loup, if you will.

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Nice thumbnail lol

[@maxmyers9700]

Hell yeah

[@spooked_glitch]

Meanwhile Murph is channeling his past as a chivalrous knight in Crown of Candy and not objectifying the minis lmao

[@ughugh3767]

Maybe where the white women are at is inside your heart the whole time

[@jacobryanjosephmorrison]

This is pure genius

[@LainVics]

Using the Queen intro was unexpected

[@ZoeBateman]

the real white women were the friends we made along the way

[@alexneff]

My friend Taylor rip would always say that

[@beatmasterbossy]

Siobhan and Emily are right there

[@levisallade1976]

It turns out the White Women were the friends we made along the way

[@TheJamation]

I see clips like this all the time. Where is this stuff from? I mean on Dropout, cause I watched all of this but I never see these BTS clips and I love them so much. Is it like it’s own separate category?

[@azela7074]

Not this video being 4 minutes and 20 seconds long

[@CerberusPlusOne]

I just watched this whole series and somehow I don't remember seeing any of these scenes?

[@CerberusPlusOne]

Like, I watched the last 3 episodes today, and those scenes weren't on Dropout.

[@neontheabysswalker8253]

These are from the adventuring parties, if you look for the “complete experience” playlist instead, you’ll find these as well. Adventuring parties are like mini debriefs, they have one for nearly every episode of D20

[@ytuser4562]

Emily *better* have fuckin appreciated the hell out of Murph's refusal to stare at the minis

[@RowanVaughn-cj5cu]

I can't remember for the life of me, and can't find it anywhere, did Lou actually say "where the white women at?" as Pinocchio or was this just an Adventuring Party bit?

[@hotasice6475]

Whats the piano piece?

[@logankerlee]

Could somebody please tell me when this took place, what was/were the episode number(s)?

[@kryptokaur]

second to last adventuring party episode after the second to last neverafter ep. but you really gotta watch the whole thing to understand the context tbh