03.10.24 👀👀 Catch me on tour! Tickets are on my website _______________________________ Filmed By: Kevin Marcus Jr. Edited By: Krit Chatikavanij
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@jacksono12544 ай бұрын
I wish he makes 1 hour special.
@akaashsinghcomedy4 ай бұрын
YOUR WISH IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE
@thevoid85444 ай бұрын
Hell yeah@@akaashsinghcomedy
@joenobody56314 ай бұрын
@@akaashsinghcomedy 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻
@louloulou27274 ай бұрын
Yessssss!!!!!!!! Me too! Rewatched all old videos like thousands times ❤️
@richardc-ex7rt4 ай бұрын
@@akaashsinghcomedy Awesome! Being a great comic such as yourself takes a high level of intelligence lot of people don’t realize. The Maserati in the garage analogy is your best clip.
@DurzoBlunts4 ай бұрын
The WHOLE table stayed!!!! 😂
@englishmenintown86224 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@TM26Slippy2 ай бұрын
They picked her up golfing 😂
@fron6453 күн бұрын
Tells you she was just one that piggy banked but no one really cares.
@GeneralSpecific4 ай бұрын
You can tell Akaash been married a few years, he knew exactly how to piss her off 😂 😂 😂
@GeneralBlorp4 ай бұрын
🎯😝 his verbal trap game is on point
@yeahyeahwowman80994 ай бұрын
Bern quite easy over the years to piss women off, you dont have to be married to figure out how they argue. "Over time you have made less and less sense, do you need to go see a doctor." Have a woman lose her mind, go tell her she needs to go see someone😂
@imdrunken4 ай бұрын
@@yeahyeahwowman8099bro you out here trying to get people killed😢 your comment gave me flashbacks 😂
@likwidsage4 ай бұрын
"I don't wanna talk about you...I just wanna make sure you're done talking" is some real couples shit.
@RabbiRegan4 ай бұрын
telling a woman you will wait for her to stop yelling, and sitting there at peace quietly is the most amazing thing. Then, and this is key, let some silence develop for about 10 to 20 seconds and say anything near "Are you done now?" it's like watching a nuke land on top of another nuke. *i am not responsible for any injury for following this advice*
@holysinnerxxx4 ай бұрын
I was not prepared to hear "cart girl from the country club" lmao
@montananerd82444 ай бұрын
That was chef's kiss 😘
@SumitSingh-zd6zx4 ай бұрын
What's a country club?
@dyingangelo4 ай бұрын
@@SumitSingh-zd6zx she works at the golf course.
@SumitSingh-zd6zx4 ай бұрын
@@dyingangelo oh, thanks mate 👍
@sinceslicedbread74224 ай бұрын
What's a cart girl?
@HarshvEdits4 ай бұрын
Karen was prolly thinking the claps and applause was for her 😭😭
@xJetx4 ай бұрын
I wanted him say b* they aint clapping for u 😂
@DeadInside-ew8qb4 ай бұрын
Main character syndrome
@nonono91944 ай бұрын
Pajeet had the advantage of having the mic and not being a woman tbf
@Lunatic53064 ай бұрын
Rumor is she has the clap. No, sHeS used to getting clapped everywhere she goes…. There’s a joke in there somewhere
@rishabhgupta31534 ай бұрын
@@nonono9194karen is found ,she is in the comment section
@RedBernie4 ай бұрын
And you blurred her face out so she can’t get any attention from this afterwards too… Well done
@jigsawkiller4 ай бұрын
Right? F that B
@jigsawkiller4 ай бұрын
@@Shyne282 like that British guy? Haha F that B too
@forbearingmotorhead4 ай бұрын
that was a smart move ngl
@WeighedWilson4 ай бұрын
Naw. Let her own the shame she sowed.
@oseibanahene33244 ай бұрын
Used the weak blur tho 😭🤣
@mnjshannn31674 ай бұрын
That dude that stood up in the end is a real sport
@Shashank_More4 ай бұрын
Why he did htat, I really thought he also got mad at akash
@mirasolovklose38884 ай бұрын
@@Shashank_More Nope you can see he was with Akash throughout the jokes. You know what they say, crazies are amazing in bed. He doesn't have to deal with her crazy for long.
@bull6144 ай бұрын
Bro I was dyin over here. He definitely was a good sport about it
@Earthman3694 ай бұрын
He was a good sport because he belongs to a country club. He is rich and doesn’t give a fart. His reality is not beneath such peasantry.
@HyBrad4 ай бұрын
I used to work at high end restaurants near lots of country clubs. These type of guys were my favorites. Spent good money, gave good tips, and were a blast to joke around with. They were there for a good time.
@rohit72784 ай бұрын
That "Shhhh" was as stern as an Indian dad Bro cosplayed his father on the stage
@drewbreezy50403 ай бұрын
Stg tho Indian mom too 😭 and the stare was icing on the cake for me
@minakshimishra42134 күн бұрын
lol true! the dddd nnn ba ba! shhhh!
@Cuban202 күн бұрын
ROFL
@qiyamahl92554 ай бұрын
She picked the wrong comedian to pull that stunt lol😂
@incogneato63954 ай бұрын
Lol. 😂
@meaganalexander20884 ай бұрын
Yesss Akaash, simultaneously remove the problem while exposing the table’s adulterous behavior and poor choice in women 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂
@melizzamelizza4 ай бұрын
EPIC. IT WAS A ONE, TWO.
@luxuryconnoisseuraddict69003 ай бұрын
I love Akash! Legend
@traceythompson10922 ай бұрын
Akash, doing all the God's work!
@pinegang32244 ай бұрын
Lmao it’s funny how they fall back to “ I probably have more money than you”
@montananerd82444 ай бұрын
To be fair, cart girl can be great money, but hopefully akaash is at a decent level these days. Comedy doesn't pay great lol. It doesn't matter ofc, she's a garbage person regardless... Na na na na heyey hey gooooodbyyyyeeeee
@AdamantMindset4 ай бұрын
@@montananerd8244 a single women in 40s is a failure anyway regardless of how much money they got. they are just free hook ups at that point.
@pinegang32244 ай бұрын
@@AdamantMindset lol exactly her money don’t mean shit 😂😂😂😂
@irvingdelgado17314 ай бұрын
That's the American value system. The more money one has or displays the more people respect them
@bulliontoy4 ай бұрын
Proves money has no value. Cash doesn't create a person's value other than to buy shit you don't need or use to feed ego which own you. Above the minimum to pay for a roof the rest is a luxury
@IdefinitelyExistIThink4 ай бұрын
he's grown more mature and efficient at annoying people. He's too strong!
@samuelkings94164 ай бұрын
No, he's a married man. Lol
@axelfoley14063 ай бұрын
He doesn't annoy anyone. He just tells it like it is!
@IdefinitelyExistIThink3 ай бұрын
@@axelfoley1406 no better way to annoy someone than showing a mirror
@AustronesianMullet4 ай бұрын
the woman thought the applause was for her.
@237g4 ай бұрын
Kinda was
@RishabhSharma102254 ай бұрын
@@237gfor her leaving
@SumdiLumdi4 ай бұрын
They always do hahaha
@farhan0226924 ай бұрын
@@237g Mmmm nahhhh
@SavageGameHawk4 ай бұрын
@@237git wasn’t tho lmao
@Qambar444 ай бұрын
Telling Akaash that she’s richer than him while the man’s casually rocking a $2500 Moncler jacket is gold 😂
@user-dl5ke8km2p22 күн бұрын
that jacket is expensive but not $2500😂
@anonymouscaveman85574 ай бұрын
I like how the whole crowd learned what not to do at any standup
@syguzman57394 ай бұрын
Imagine being married to _that_ 😂 Men, be careful out there!
@AdamantMindset4 ай бұрын
she was a mistress of that guy lol no one marrying such women 🤣
@syguzman57394 ай бұрын
@@AdamantMindset 😂💚
@azmolhossain92444 ай бұрын
She is cheating , has a ring. Poor husband.
@saeedhossain60994 ай бұрын
bro, she couldn't secure the bag, no matter how much p she was throwing out. and that's why she's an alcoholic.
@thetruthhurts1314 ай бұрын
@azmolhossain9244 Weak husband he can't control his wife.
@mary14124 ай бұрын
The guy covered his face with his hat when everyone said he invited her 😂😂😂
@GaryLamars4 ай бұрын
2:10 "Just because you're around it doesn't mean you are it" Facts
@nanjones39734 ай бұрын
She’s definitely gonna go cry outside. 😂
@aidtij3 ай бұрын
She’s still crying about it 😭
@vivianidelacerda97083 ай бұрын
She's too drunk to care...
@osamabinlaggin6674 ай бұрын
he actually got really angry ,could tell by his face expression
@MrMortyBaby4 ай бұрын
You were very generous blurring her face
@NipunShastri13 күн бұрын
Gotta do that to avoid legal repercussions!
@GoldeneyeDoubleO74 ай бұрын
Cart Supervisor lmao
@KV-db9gw4 ай бұрын
Akash man , please upload more videos. I LOVE YOUR CONTENT. I've BINGED watched literally all your old and new vids.
@bojangles9304 ай бұрын
Same same. Dude is so funny
@yazzy197915 күн бұрын
I am constantly impressed with this man and how he handles people in his set whether it’s telling sensitive jokes conversation, and now handling someone that was really rude and his comment sections on his KZbin videos are really nice. He gave free tickets to someone who couldn’t go to the show because his grandmother had diedhe’s just an all-around great person. Can’t wait until he comes through.
@dutchman97754 ай бұрын
People like that NEVER realize that they are the problem. No matter how many people tell them, everyone else is the problem.
@TheCosmopolitanHefty4 ай бұрын
I like how professional Akash is. I am a big fan of yours man. Love from Dehradun, Uttarakhand and please, I know its a long shot, but please have a show here some day. Jai Ho
@akaashsinghcomedy4 ай бұрын
🙏🏽🙏🏽 will make that happen!
@-ns-89724 ай бұрын
@@akaashsinghcomedy hahaha please do come here brother. You'll be loved & truly appreciated more than some 'veer zara' guy who back bitches about us! If you know what i mean 😂 Jokes apart please do visit India bro. Love you and your work! Tc man bless u
@jonasbritto4 ай бұрын
Its a nice place bro n great weather
@TheCosmopolitanHefty4 ай бұрын
@@jonasbritto yessir It is a beautiful place
@aaziz132 ай бұрын
No that's far away from being professional dear
@drewfromyay8824 ай бұрын
If you watched only his KZbin you'd think Akaash doesnt even do sets anymore and its all crowd work.
@akaashsinghcomedy4 ай бұрын
Wait till next week 👀
@WeighedWilson4 ай бұрын
Why would he burn his material on KZbin?
@drewfromyay8824 ай бұрын
@@WeighedWilsonhey I'm not complaining. I've been eating all these vids up.
@ninjagamings49974 ай бұрын
Because I can't visit US to watch him live... ....your visas have waiting line of 20 years....@@WeighedWilson
@bradhaines31424 ай бұрын
@@drewfromyay882he's an artist at stereotypes
@sammihaka20564 ай бұрын
Akaash harvested so much material from the Country Club Scrub. 😁
@Tha_Trigga4 ай бұрын
Dude said next thing you know I'm going to get into the country club!😅😅
@theguilloriousmind58323 ай бұрын
I love how that guy stood up like, "The night's not over! I still have a shot!"
@Vobatho4 ай бұрын
As a representative of the Black Community I can assure you there was an entirely different set of reasons IF we didn't take the vaccines. Thanks for recognizing that. 🤣
@simonhailom24774 ай бұрын
Ain't no way I was taking the first wave aint no way
@agapereign2 ай бұрын
@@simonhailom2477shouldn’t have taken ANY.
@springsnapped5435Ай бұрын
@@agapereignfr
@anirjitghosh16414 ай бұрын
01:02 That "BeheheHEEHE HE BE HE HE Shhhh🤫" hit different 😂
@andremp034 ай бұрын
That was nicely handled - and most importantly, funny!
@dragongeraldbАй бұрын
I just discovered this guy two days ago and he is now my favorite comedian, every situation he makes funny, natural talent, like a singer that writes their own songs and music plus plays an instrument, rare.
@bain694 ай бұрын
*taking notes on dealing with Karens*
@WeighedWilson4 ай бұрын
Don't interact with them. Happiness ensues.
@user-go5fu8tl6rАй бұрын
She got all pissed when she realized he had absolutely no interest in giving her anymore attention than he already has😂😂😂
@raindropsandfeathers22454 ай бұрын
You handled that so well!!! I think it shows that you have great parenting skills! lol can't wait to see you make a special!!!!!
@strangerinthealps58744 ай бұрын
God damn it, Akash. You're growing on me, dude. Take your damn like, Sir!
@westofeden234 ай бұрын
The double birds to double peace signs immediately showed her age lol.
@facediaper094 ай бұрын
That was DOPE🎉😂🔥 youre crushing it!!!😂
@TokeTribeLeader3 ай бұрын
I gotta be Cesar Millan out here……😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cjtranslationsjasmine1815Күн бұрын
That was a bar😂
@danteduteau57444 ай бұрын
The Q AND A made that so much better. I wanna see a show so badly now
@bull6144 ай бұрын
I love how at the end he got up and owed it lmao😂😂😂😂😂
@QAAAA12124 ай бұрын
Akaaaash! Bro! Thank you! Can’t wait for your special to drop!
@melizzamelizza4 ай бұрын
He roasted her and the sugar daddy to oblivion.
@kels4650md4 ай бұрын
“How do you know her?” “She’s the cart girl from the country club” is wilddd 😂
@danzwku4 ай бұрын
0:59 she's probably thinking "I'm hot shit, no one talks to me this way"
@user-my1mk9vc4l2 ай бұрын
"Loud Drunk Karen"..Golden😂
@jerrygamez57234 ай бұрын
Dude. That was awesome. Thanks for the video.
@JimCar714 ай бұрын
A cart girl 😂😂😂
@akaashsinghcomedy4 ай бұрын
Crazy, right??
@bradhaines31424 ай бұрын
cart girls need love too
@blueshoes51453 ай бұрын
What is that ? Who is that ?
@sapien9567Ай бұрын
1:00 those indian genes kicked in😂
@ameliaterry12404 ай бұрын
Tell me this man is doing a tour in Canada, cuz Canada needs this man 👌👌
@WeighedWilson4 ай бұрын
Canada doesn't believe in free speech, so it's less likely for him to play there. Fix your politicians.
@pranamsk31604 ай бұрын
Bring your prime minister there...he needs this kinda treatment 😂😂😂
@akdb60174 ай бұрын
Why you need a comedian when you have Trudeau
@ameliaterry12404 ай бұрын
Why you guys be on me for a prime minister? Y'all really gonna judge us?? You guys had Trump. Period. At least trudeau can speak English and French. Trump can barely speak English 😂😂 After a hurricane "it was very wet". Literally a quote from him. Don't be coming for our guy, when your guys are no better.
@pranamsk31604 ай бұрын
@@ameliaterry1240 chill....he's a great leader .. I expect him a second term in Canada 🇨🇦
@AudioPhile4 ай бұрын
i watch a lot of comedy on youtube, this is the first time id actually watch the full set. fkn hilarious
@Vigilantisim4 ай бұрын
Yeah 😅 that Karen got her vaccine 😂
@tk.40624 ай бұрын
i got my board exams tmrw yet im watching this
@mirdanish33624 ай бұрын
Physics 🫠
@facediaper094 ай бұрын
Then you learned something infinitely valuable about Karen today, and that's a Win🎉📚
@Jjkmanga_123.4 ай бұрын
You learned a valuable lesson for your life exam today ...stay away from Karens
@immaleaf49644 ай бұрын
'Y'all supposed to have standards of sexism.' I miss those
@-RONNIE4 ай бұрын
Now that was hilarious why would she think she could win against you at your comedy show 🤣🤣🤣
@TomasMontalvo-sv8lcАй бұрын
That interaction was pure gold!! 🤣🤣
@matthewlee38682 ай бұрын
You never fail to make me laugh. Whatever you do, don't stop making comedy. You're fucking awesome at it
@psychotek_ggyt50194 ай бұрын
I love your stuff man. Keep doing what you're doing. ❤
@theobnoxiouslycharming17474 ай бұрын
0:40 what is it about stand up comedians both amateur and professional that has a dark side that you can only see when they are pissed. THAT DEATH STARE HAS calmed down issues lol for sure
@paulatredies92424 ай бұрын
Akaash, I know you have deep rooted feelings for Austin, just know that you have a strong fan base here that would love to see you drop in one day. Keep killing it.
@Jazzmyworld20244 ай бұрын
This video is on my repeat mode 😂
@NowGoBananas4 ай бұрын
Honestly thought the crowd should have been laughing more 😂😂😂 some good stuff.
@bimetsherojne2332 ай бұрын
amazing humour and setting boundaries, i enjoy your humor very much.
@brileygabriel4949Ай бұрын
THAT was "priceless" 🤌 The whole damn bit at her expense!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@mirari_engaged4 ай бұрын
I hope she sees this, it would make my day lol 😂
@derechte60864 ай бұрын
I love that he stood up in the end xD
@lucifermorningstar19754 ай бұрын
Damn this was good
@BabyGrand772 ай бұрын
You handled her just right! I don’t know why people go to comedy shows and think they can out-wit the comedian! 🤣🤣
@Nm-co6zp4 ай бұрын
Well played sir, well played
@craigyoung93214 ай бұрын
Akaash finally gets to treat someone the way Schultz treats him 😂
@RogueIntel4 ай бұрын
I gotta be the Cesar Milan 😂🤣
@CannabisJones4 ай бұрын
BRO, the hate in his eyes when she left LMAO
@wendyhinckly70444 ай бұрын
I SO love your comedy! I also love that you don't give a crap what you say!
@maliastrasser52334 ай бұрын
Lmaoo the guy who got up at the end was honest and funny 😂
@USSInferno4 ай бұрын
That 3rd cop was so passive aggressive but chill at the same time 😂
@YourLifestylist3 ай бұрын
The fact that we can still see her face is hilarious
@ladhkay4 ай бұрын
Akaash went off lmaooo!
@agrenibatra4 ай бұрын
Bro you are GOOD. Your jokes make me want to do a thematic analysis, ek teer se kitne nishaane
@2fast2nick3 ай бұрын
Haha, so awesome. Hilarious nobody left with her.
@americxno4 ай бұрын
cannot wait for the special omg
@makatron3 ай бұрын
She really thought everybody at the table was leaving with her. 😂
@alisong8264 ай бұрын
Lmaooo “gotta Cesar Milan her” 💀🤣 1:24
@Jae..9..Ай бұрын
Never argue with or heckle a comedian. You will lose every time.
@theworldaccordingtoallie11763 ай бұрын
I LOVE his crowd work!
@lagunamusic76864 ай бұрын
The dog whisperer 😂
@rachelt24824 ай бұрын
Love your vids!❤️
@fkan38034 ай бұрын
"Cart girl" LOL
@alexiscustodio192Ай бұрын
She acts like that in a comedy bar, she gets roasted.
@dujuangreen54199 күн бұрын
LOL! I'm a fan, man!! 🤣
@funnyvishant4 ай бұрын
I like how she did the Nixon-esque peace thing as she left.... I mean as she resigned from the room ha
@hectorvargas47714 ай бұрын
You did her a favor by blurring her face lmao 😂😂😂
@PulsatileAbdomen4 ай бұрын
Let's get this guy a netflix show!! Come on!!
@shiva34374 ай бұрын
call the ambulance but not for me type situation😂😂
@saeedamin38254 ай бұрын
Dude in the hat starving 😂
@missdanielle41152 ай бұрын
I needed this laugh
@gordonlove51214 ай бұрын
"You can talk about me as much as you like" None of us can talk about you more than you.