Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Nine eleven Deniers Sorry!! || Louis C.K

[@sharonsparks900]

“Stereotypes are harmful, but the voices are funny.” Brilliant.

[@fyfyi6053]

In your american nation honey only the stereotypes that your media consider offensive are seen as harmful. This is why I find it very hard to stand you americans. Trust me I'm trying to like you.

[@fyfyi6053]

While we're at t please keep your nation far away from ukraine. You've seen help from usa when it comes to war too many times throughout history. We know.

[@arouris4374]

@@fyfyi6053 bro... Your country... Who the fuck you think your talking to you think he's gonna call up Joe Biden and be like yo get tf out, aquire a brain please And thank you

[@arouris4374]

@@fyfyi6053 maybe start a Twitter or something your comment was relevant for two seconds then you went off on your random political nonsense...no...body..asked...so...keep...your...mouth...closed

[@joeblow1942]

@@fyfyi6053 Scores of MILLIONS in the US are red-pilled now. There are sheep all over the world.

[@boroparkerputz]

"I'm Chineser than a muthufuckuh" is probably my favorite stand up comedy line of all time

[@Anouarap]

Same here lol

[@saturn9records]

I lived in SHANGHAI. CHOP STICKS AND WHATNOT! HA!!!

[@anypercentdeathless]

I say it weekly...here in Beijing.

[@jamesr141]

@@saturn9records It's Shang-haaaaaiiii.

[@saturn9records]

@@jamesr141 😂😂😂

[@noclickbaitrecipes7565]

Subjectively, the greatest comedian ever.

[@FriendlyCroock]

I agree the guy's pretty funny. But does he have the natural wit of conan? The acting that chris tucker puts in a stand up? Another thing that bothers me about ck is that he always has to tell us some of his opinions about life or politics. Some of them are radical, they're wrong and... can I use the word "american"?

[@vallekanuz]

Yea cuz conan and tucker never talk about their opinions or come off as over the top. That's definitely not something every comedian does. It's ok if you don't like Louie's style or approach, but I don't think the criticism is really valid. Cheers

[@rocketthedachshund2961]

I think Louie and Chappelle are tied for second place with Carlin the all time champion.

[@vicinvesta8349]

After George Carlin. He was the trailblazer. In fact Louis himself said that he had no career until he decided to be like George

[@ta55o5]

Genius, original and the definition of an artist.🐐.

[@williamlehan4079]

I was a teacher. “What happens if I get really, really good at it?” “Nothing. Nothing happens”. Truer words were never said.

[@Chocolatnave123]

dont flatter yourself, you werent really, really good. not even close.

[@Gammeljonny]

I'm sorry you felt you had to write this :-/

[@dmfd_rosieperez9847]

@@Chocolatnave123 damn cheer up pal

[@tombstonejones9581]

@@Chocolatnave123 Anime pfp detected, opinion invalid.

[@spsawyer22]

I still remember my best teachers and they're somewhat to thank for my success. I never think about the CEO of Walmart or whatever. But yeah you're not going to get a fat bonus like other professions etc

[@hanzolo7719]

The impression of the Mexican dropping Achilles in the river is the hardest I have ever laughed. Idk why it’s so funny to me.

[@GBullockNC]

I made the mistake of watching that part while driving. I swear I almost crashed. I swear

[@kanonxz]

Idk why but as a mexican is even more hilarious, it's just too good

[@zwenkwiel816]

It's cuz you're racist

[@fatimaamerson3232]

BECAUSE IT'S ABSURD & FREAKING HYSTERICAL! 😂😂😂😂 THE G.O.A.T 🐐l

[@franksfiddle9031]

@@GBullockNC seriously? You watch videos while driving?

[@beeDUB75]

"nine people who just aint buying this eleven bullshit" - one of the funniest (and adorable) lines in stand up

[@JazzyJonas]

The nine eleven-deniers joke was enough. It was great. But, the way he kept going and got so much more out of it as if they actually existed was genius.

[@ecko3003]

Ya reminds me of his bat man joke 😆

[@Choukr11]

@@ecko3003 haha he kept going and going

[@salvagemonster3612]

You reading all this comments on KZbin about Louie has confirmed to me that dictionaries back in every home. Cuz I don’t think you know what the word Genius is?

[@salvagemonster3612]

@Pierce Van Dommelen and thank you for being a “genius “

[@overthis]

No one denies 9/11. A group of people were not satisfied with the official reports on what happened and asked for another investigation and we're called "conspiracy theorists" which is just the CIA term for "critical thinkers." 9/11 was a set up, look into it instead of being a foolish sheep that believes everything you're told. Start with building 7, and then look at the Pentagon. You barely even have to look at the twin towers to be able to tell that a couple of aluminum planes could not make two huge steel sky scrapers fall from the bottom.

[@leftyzappa]

"CAMPAMPATES." That kills me :D

[@Tinman710]

This guy can just make comedy out of literally anything

[@cold_static]

Like, _LITERALLY!_

[@sea2959]

would be great if he was funny....but maybe he is, if you are 15 years old

[@pedrocorrea6870]

This is the comedy equivalent of that scene in Amadeus when Mozart writes an aria based on his mother in law yelling at him.

[@Mickey619]

@@sea2959 I can tell by your comment I just wouldnt get along with you mate

[@FriendlyCroock]

He does he does But why does he have to "racialize" an accent like an American Moe Ron

[@brianharder7714]

I love how he slowly goes into character with the 9/11 bit. He slowly drifts from NPR into the 'hood. Priceless.

[@tiffineyo2575]

"The government took oneteen and replaced it with some bullshit called eleven" LOL OMG this shit is so funny

[@bennagem2965]

@Proper And yet they haven’t... Grow up

[@abderrahimabderrahim6659]

@Proper naaah

[@unityfusion6674]

@Proper damn and yet you and no one else did, crazy

[@maxpower252]

@Proper It is not the idea but how it is executed.

[@quantifiedmagi7106]

It's a parody on Terence Howard

[@bbrozbart]

This is the best ~10minutes of Louis CK comedic career. 9/11 joke that is not about terrorism or the tragedy itself, racial humor that is not racist, protest against poor state of public education and a fresh observational comedy about mythology and parenting all tied together. Masterfull.

[@KingJames1981]

"she was the goddess of grip, I don't know.." ROFL!!!!

[@emanueleg.4651]

I watch and rewatch it... what a talent. He's just too good.

[@jamiebarraclough8981]

Agreed

[@fyrexianoff]

i also rewatch it haha

[@kathleenosborne6931]

Metoo

[@mymic208]

New special is out!

[@mustardnbiscuits5338]

@@kathleenosborne6931 44÷

[@alexgarcia1709]

“I lost the baby in da water.” Lol

[@S_L__]

"Mr. PreSiDent! Give us back ONETEEN!!" 🤣🤣👍🏻

[@Soccercrazyigboman]

I like how he grabs onto one quick premise and just dives into it. "Nine eleven deniers" is one of my favorite comedic bits of all time

[@avdhutjoshi676]

I always crack up at "I lived in Shanghaaaaai"

[@hattrick257]

That’s why I look this clip up 😂 I’m Chineserr than a mofo 🤣 shanghhaaiiiiiiiii

[@fictionroast]

Louis C.K's pacing skill is just insane. Not only funny but so mesmerizing to listen to him.

[@luciferianjesuslover9453]

Interesting take!

[@jonnymidnight]

​@@luciferianjesuslover9453 One thing about Louie is you can tell he has his pacing and timing down to the second. He wears watches on stage and you'll notice sometimes he checks it. He starts the count as soon as he gets onstage. Just awesome.

[@luciferianjesuslover9453]

@@jonnymidnight Wow! Thanks for sharing that very interesting fact.

[@jeffreykazanjian2399]

Yes! I don’t know how he does it. The often awkward starts to his sentences…flubbing some words then restarting. I don’t know how he does it. Is it calculated or is it natural? I feel it’s calculated bc I try to imagine his bits without it and they don’t hit the same. I’ve never seen any comedian present their material that way.

[@AbstractM0use]

"Who are these children? Just whatever kids live near the building." 😂

[@Sprite_525]

2:43 “I’m Chinese-r than a MFer!” Kills me every time 🤣

[@Wigglewonks]

I don’t always agree with his stock picks, but damn Cramer is funny

[@KARENboomboomROXX]

😏

[@HAUNTEDRECS]

Lol

[@VRcation]

He really does look like Cramer in this haha

[@RabbitFighter666]

What?! Kramer from fuckin Seinfeld? Yeah.. NOPE

[@vickielawson3114]

You should watch Kramer at the Laugh Factory telling the crowd to shut up and what used to happen 50 years ago.

[@VascoDaGamaOtRupcha]

I've seen Louis CK perform each and every of his jokes hundreds of times, and they still make my belly hurt from laughing.

[@alexe14606]

"she was able to hold on cuz shes a goddess... A goddess of grip or something" that's where my tears start flowing 😂😂😂

[@guaromiami]

"Kampampetes" 🤣🤣🤣

[@DL-fm6sv]

Easily One of the comedians around. Louise CK is a legend.

[@AlainDee]

I don't know how he does it, but he makes me laugh at terrible things.

[@TommysHouseOfMunch]

That's the point

[@salvagemonster3612]

Are you knew to what comedians do? Cuz he didn’t invent this.

[@micknellis9549]

@@salvagemonster3612 are you “knew” to the english language?

[@jshaw4757]

A bit like accidently puking in on a giraffe....

[@irashiran2579]

omg, that moment of silence after his daughter says "oh, I thought they were saying *the exact same thing*", until the audience gets it. Beautiful

[@travisjohnson7065]

6:13 Gotta love Campampates. Such an inspirational figure.

[@jayantbhowmick3735]

Hey did anyone think about twelve when he was saying thirteen fourteen fifteen and so on ??!? This guy is a legend

[@MedalionDS9]

WHERE THE FUCK IS TWELVETEEN

[@RANDOMZ300]

@@MedalionDS9 no no it's TWOTEEN...and yeese WHERE IS OUR MF TWOTEEN

[@JohnMoseley]

@@RANDOMZ300 Are you sure? Because then we're going to need threeteen and fiveteen.

[@canaan5337]

Twoteen comes after oneteen.

[@AttilaAsztalos]

@@JohnMoseley Still better than 99 in French: "quatre-vingt-dix-neuf" - four-times-twenty-and-ten-and-nine. Yes, for realsies.

[@SamuelB818]

im so honored and grateful i got to see this man live

[@kenwickcook8413]

Ditto

[@dublplus]

Jealous

[@vickielawson3114]

You weren’t spattered with his sputum.

[@hotsaucehimself]

This might be my favorite but in all of standup. I think about it at least once a week.

[@jayp123]

The way he went from a southern accent to Chinese accent 😂😂😂

[@DodaGarcia]

There was no Chinese accent, it went over your head

[@samwho1731]

Boy, you been smoking some shit. Chinese accent?

[@alexconor7067]

@Sam Who he literally did an Asian accent midway through the joke

[@jgray1831]

@@alexconor7067 no he said it was an Asian accent as a joke cause it obviously wasn’t asian

[@illestofdemall13]

@@alexconor7067 No he didn't. It was an "hood" accent but he said he was Asian, implying it was a hood Asian guy. The accent itself was just a generic "hood" accent and the Asian part was just to add a surprise in there. Seems some people aren't getting the nuances of his jokes. Lol

[@JosiahR1]

Definitely in my top 3 favourite comedians, and arguably one of the greatest of all time.

[@carlvargas7911]

Top 3 are Bill Bur, Louis, and Chris Rock imo

[@BastianUllr]

@@carlvargas7911 bill, Louis and George (rip)

[@AK-qy5iw]

@@BastianUllr how is George even a comedian compared to Louis and Bill? His whiny and angry political rants are smartish but far from funny.

[@gr1nder07]

Im late to the party but I'll add Shane Gillis to that list

[@ergolineL]

Love how he said "I recommend not laughing at anything, you'll regret it after the thing"

[@somma_fp]

I actually believed in the 11 deniers chants.

[@itsprobablyme9337]

Let’s join the movement to make it oneteen. Once we get that done, we need to start talking about that twelve bullshit

[@VinsmokeBT98]

GIVE US BACK ONE TEEN 😂😂

[@maxxmarino6500]

Not gonna lie before I saw this joke I always thought it was werid like where there hell did Eleven come from? The other numbers make sense but 11 and 12 make no sense grammatically speaking it literally sounds like elven and two elve lmao. Maybe it's some werid wiccian shit like the English language has

[@perks6292]

I’m gonna start the Nine Twelve Deniers. “What happened to twoteen?! MR. PRESIDENT, GIVE US BACK TWOTEEN!”

[@AttilaAsztalos]

Also, WTF is up with 110...? If there's an eleven hundred, WHY ISN'T THERE AN ELEVENTEEN?!?

[@LavaLiving808]

Me and my brother want to join, will we then be the oneteen twelve deniers?

[@perks6292]

@@LavaLiving808😆😂🤣

[@P_townPrincess]

I’m really not into stand up Comedians, Louis CK isn’t really a Comedian… he’s someone who speaks about the truth. His brilliant honesty,and amazing ability to talk about the simplest issues FEELS 100% unrehearsed. He walks on stage and just starts talking. He makes me laugh so hard, I can’t breathe ❤️

[@Fibonaccisghost]

I lost it when I watched this the first time. I come back to it often for a nice mood booster.

[@kevnar]

"Don't yell it out if you know! Nobody cares!" Lol. Thetis the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@hannahlujah010]

I can’t stop walking around my house saying “SHANGHAIIIIIII…”

[@makisupa110]

“It’s Campampates!”

[@Oooo-bi7bi]

His insight into the innocence of childhood is spot on .

[@shmokoguwop4819]

Telling too.

[@aaronking9332]

I'm sure there's way more than 9 of them after hearing this!

[@aryatarasnet]

“We can go 9, 10, 12............. “ hilarious!

[@Kmancanada]

Not only is this achingly hilarious, it is one of the most brilliant and subtle social commentary.

[@vaportibaby]

YES! Finally someone uploaded this! One of my favorite Louis CK bits

[@KushCalrissian]

"Its Campampatees" 😂

[@CristianZeballos81]

The greatest piece of stand up ever

[@Hoffmayne]

“Chopsticks and what not”

[@jaguarrose7022]

He's just funny. I love it, guilty.

[@ramonaugusto4282]

Holy shit 50 more seconds and this video wouldve been about 12 minutes long

[@atlas4497]

But... What happened to one-teen ?

[@Dontbustthecrust]

Hahaha

[@maiconoliveira4221]

This might be literally my favorite 10 minutes of stand-up comedy

[@QuartuvLarry]

Nobody can get mad at Louis CK for using a Mexican accent. They’re not allowed to. He literally is Mexican!

[@travixx07]

The palest Mexican!

[@kanonxz]

@RockMeAmadeus as a mexican myself, I truly love his mexican accent, being totally honest. Actually any voice he makes just makes me crack.

[@justincoleman3805]

Nobody was. Who asked you?

[@nncast00]

As a native Spanish speaker, his accent is perfect. Especially the soft Rs and the way he pronounced "slip"

[@SighNaps]

@RockMeAmadeus As someone else said, If you are born in Mexico, you are Mexican. He was, so he is. The only way you could interpret him being "let in to your country" would be if you were referring to him being born. Also Judaism is a matrilineal faith. Meaning the status of being considered Jewish is determined by the status of the mother. So if his Jewish heritage was on his fathers side and his mother is Irish (and most likely a Roman Catholic), he is not Jewish. I appreciate the anti-Semitic rant though. Makes it far easier to identify the idiots.

[@1292liam]

3.57 lol love the way he dismisses the typical approving squeals, immediately

[@claytonbill]

4:12 He's commanding the audience in total faith of his bit. This is why he is such a great comedian. 4:37 is another.

[@tetedelsur2273]

Louis is a master comedian. The best joke telling style to get away with offensive jokes

[@Dontbustthecrust]

He even says the n word on stage and gets away with it.

[@jakefollensbee]

This whole bit is gold

[@TheShapingSickness]

Stereotypes are harmful, but the voices are funny 😂😂😂

[@martinarnsdale8662]

7/11 was a part-time job

[@rohankore3504]

It gets funny , funnier and hilarious after multiple watches

[@55james]

he's the best. hope there's a new special soonish

[@Curtsy208]

Aren't you in luck

[@nikamegrelidze908]

Sorry

[@RulerWhy]

This bit is GOAT status

[@michaela.haynes4545]

This is by far one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life!!😄😂🤣🤣

[@wilder11]

The way he takes his daughter's nonsense and spins it into a tale that sounds utterly plausible in today's age...then casually swerves into a diatribe about stereotypes...this guy is insane. XD

everytime I end up crying watching this. Its simply genius. No way you can come up with this idea in a sober state of mind.

[@biggusdickus1689]

If Frank Zappa never did drugs then you can make up anything while sober

[@vickielawson3114]

@@biggusdickus1689Just imagine how good Frank could have been if he had done drugs.

[@biggusdickus1689]

@@vickielawson3114 Honestly his stuff probably wouldn't have been as interesting since he would have been on a similar brainwave as everyone else at the time who WERE using drugs. His personality wasn't ever diluted you know what I mean?

[@ryan-sh8vi]

"Line from the video you just watched" Over the top superlative compliment

[@saturn9records]

IT’S CAMPAMPATEES, the Goddess of Grip

[@jasonuvartfeather369]

It was and he is just awesome. Love louis

[@wayneinteressierts9973]

Louis! One and only!

[@lyoneldouge2345]

Saw this live at MSG. Cried during this bit…”the friendly man” 😂😅😅😅😅

[@אלוןי-ט7ט]

Who is he supposed to be?

[@eli8589]

Achilles's Achilles heel was his heel, like, literallyyyy!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rich3371]

Louis is one of my favorite comedians along with Bill Burr, Andrew Schulz & Dave Chappelle. I don't care what he did in his time off stage

[@squidwardnixon]

yeah okay Andrew

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Andrew? 🤢

[@MetsoDaPlugg]

You had me until Andrew Schultz. His name should be nowhere near Chappelle's. Dude is a tool and thinks he's far more important than he really is.

[@jerrycordova1971]

@@MetsoDaPlugg yeah I dont get Andrew in that list. Funny, sure...but doesnt belong in that list

[@paulcunnane4]

Burr is the biggest grifter on earth.

[@lyngoodman126]

Probably the best joke ever told😂

[@eskanderx1027]

He went from southern accent, to black, to asian in few minutes 🤣

[@davidarbuckle7236]

God, I love Louis.

[@Csili86]

Mr.President give us back one-teen 😂😂😂

[@tomaszlis823]

This is my favourite one from Louis CK xD Pure Gem.

[@noclickbaitrecipes7565]

Greatest comedian alive. No else comes close.

[@CommonCent]

Chappelle?

[@noclickbaitrecipes7565]

@@CommonCent Look he's really really good! But I prefer Louis. Chapelle and Burr are right up there. Chapelle makes me laugh and think. Bill makes me laugh. Louis has me rolling!

[@nickrizzo4635]

No clickbait recipes Ever try Anthony Jeselnik? Definitely different style, but I put him on the same level as Louis, and Chappelle

[@noclickbaitrecipes7565]

@@nickrizzo4635 Jeselnik is the embodiment of dark humor! He's like our version of a darker Jimmy Carr. When I'm in a certain mood, Jeselnik is a comic that I listen to, he's very good. But Louis is all day everyday for me. If you are into Jeselnik check out Jimmy Carr. Bdw his name was cannon Hinnant. Media bias is deplorable.

[@meinwall]

I don’t think jeselnik comes close to louis ck and George carlin, their style and timing is both spot on and natural, and jeselnik feels theatric

[@vassilikivalsamidou2804]

I mean no one does it better than Louis.

[@timo9524]

Greatest comedian ever!

[@MrSpeedyAce]

I love how his accent slowly changes as the bit continues 😂😂😂

[@seraphicness]

Jesus the wit goes back amd forth. You can't see it coming. Just fucking great

[@momatotsosrorudodi]

There are actually a dozen of us now. I managed to get both my parents on board.

[@aqua-mina]

I always come back here when I am down; so pretty much everyday

[@nomadiavan6560]

My ear is against the speaker...... and he is hilarious.

[@florenciaracciatti6465]

Sameee hahah

[@diegofloor]

"fucking flip flops!" gets me every time

[@BartHufen]

Still brilliant! Love the Nine - 11 deniers joke 😂

[@livelarge758]

I miss this guy his comedy is timeless..I want to see him on the stage or even his own streaming show ..I don't want his talent go invain.

[@The_Greipist]

He just put out a special, you can get it from his website. There's another one from last year or the year before also. Just putting that out there in case you missed them.

[@Cynry]

@@The_Greipist Might as well add, the one from last year is amazing. Don't know about the last one, but thank you for reminding me. I trust it will be just as good, this guy is just pure comedy.

[@federicor9956]

I'm going to see him in May here in Italy, he should be doing some shows around

[@scottspiano4255]

Thank God there weren't 11 of them or else shit would have gotten WAY too confusing

[@Kelarys]

Look, Jason, I'm sorry, but we drew lots and you have to leave. It's really undermining our message when we have this confusing odd number of people that isn't 10 or 12 but WE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS! It's just complicating an already complex issue, and you'll just have to support us from home. If your wife wants to stay then we can be the 10/11 Deniers, but I understand if she also wants to leave. 9/11 sounds a bit more catchy, but I can't figure out why. I'm sorry, your comment just made me think way too hard about it and got me laughing haha

[@canaan5337]

They just need to convince 2 more people and they will be the oneteen eleven deniers

[@jane---489]

*_That's one clever, seriously funny guy, right there . Absolutely fearless, I love that..._*

[@kenglin13]

This will never get old

[@reddiamond6524]

So...what about the 20 twelve deniers? 20 people who aint having this twelve crap. Bring back twoteen!

[@spiritualempress6691]

I mean he’s not wrong. With logic of naming numbers it should be “oneteen” man I’d love to just hang out with him he’s so hilarious and glad he’s back cuz I had to rewatch his stuff so many times and it’s still funny 😂

[@ebgbees]

Don’t forget twoteen

[@randyevermore9323]

@@ebgbees Yes, oneteen implies twoteen.

[@vickielawson3114]

I mean I mean.

[@vickielawson3114]

Sarcasm: It makes so much sense to start with “I ‘mean”. You’re clearly clarifying or adding to something you just said, so it was totally warranted.

[@kevn99]

❤️ the voices 😂😂😂.

[@lokaniukas]

The “Shanghaaaai” deserves to be sampled and turned into a hit song.

[@corneliuscornia4436]

The best of All Times,period.!!!

[@kaivrock]

“One dip per goddess “ LOL!!

[@OakHaylus]

Every Louis stand up makes me laugh loudly

[@TonyTube407]

That's my kind of comedy.