Louis C.K.- Nosy Neighbor Extended (Deleted Scenes)

[@TexasTrojanPony]

"A confrontation where I'm not wrong" My favorite kind.

[@langtryvlogme]

The only ones I engage in*

[@kasrakhatir]

I have one once or twice a month. Best feeling ever

[@Fortunecookeee]

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[@sangeovr]

Same

[@igormachado2194]

I mean, it's not exactly rare... But when you're sure, though

[@danieljellers]

"Because I don't have to tell you anything ever." Perfect.

[@celeste1324]

So real....u gotta respect it

[@JD_tcb]

It was funny but I can't stand people like this irl. I would calmly say "Let me rephrase... I'd like to understand why you lied to me a moment ago when I asked you if you lived here?"

[@jaredfla]

@@JD_tcb so you're like the guy that told the doorman in the story lol. You don't understand that nobody has to talk to you, ever lol. Even if you rephrased to what you suggested you'd probably get an f.u.

[@JD_tcb]

@@jaredfla I realize that. That's why I rephrased it as "Why did you lie to me?" Lmk if I need to explain further...

[@jaredfla]

@@JD_tcb holy shit. Nobody is going to answer that either. What don't you understand?

[@drewescobar2]

His transitions from joke to joke are honestly unbelievable

[@consarge]

he’s mastered the ability to tell his jokes “casually” as if he’s just shooting the shit with the audience but he’s memorized every single word and how he’ll approach the tone of those words. it’s amazing.

[@wolfm8097]

He’s also really good at testing the crowds responses; he’ll pause but it’s so subtle he decides whether to go along with the whole bit or transition

[@MaxiMachine]

@deepstateflatmoonlizardcultist lmfao I don't know about that, dude just dropped his best special yet.

[@juhumamamam3768]

you should watch daniel tosh back in the day.. THAT was unbelievable.

[@matheus6894]

@@consarge that's the exactly explanation of his way to perform! At the beginning when I still didn't understand his way and compared him with the comedians of my country, I always got confused cause it's so different, he does it so naturally and almost effortless, he doesn't deliver like the acts were written and memorized, kinda seems like if he isn't necessarily trying to be funny hahahaha, it's incredible

[@fateriddle14]

Extended? More like a short version. The best part comes after that, where he admitted the whole thing is imagination and his neighbor is actually "the nicest guy".

[@DavidGamero]

not the best part but i like it too, still good it was cut out though

[@rembo96]

For me this ending is what makes this joke genius

[@joephones6441]

trust me this did happen, i’ve been in that building

[@brianderhen9392]

Yes, I was trying to remember the extra last part. Where is it?

[@justinmagno1994]

Hate click bait titles. Wish this comment was higher up

[@Vennillion]

"Making people not be places" man the way he construct his jokes is just hilarious

[@jv-lk7bc]

"its your favorite thing"

[@firstlast9916]

Former border patrol officer.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

“There are no words I must say to you”

[@DuckYou69]

It’s all about sentence structure

[@Fallen608]

Probably the most relatable feeling "Oh yes please come over and be wrong". Yesss. This nourishes me.

[@LogsMaggot]

Mmmmmh yom nom nom nom nom!

[@codinginflow]

I didn't know this guy a week ago and now he's already my favorite comedian besides Bill Burr

[@willkoestner4159]

Hes really fun to listen to. Hope you have a great time. His stand up is top shelf shit. His show "Louie" is crazy good. Like art good. And if you ever get depressed and think " ehh, why not double down on that shit", you gotta check out Horace and Pete.

[@nothanks3980]

how have you never heard of louis ck?? edit: oh you’re not american i get it

[@codinginflow]

@@nothanks3980 Right, I'm from Germany 👍

[@trevorfreund4110]

my 2 favorite comedians easily

[@eylonemuskson4177]

@@trevorfreund4110 Yeahp completely agree.

[@P51]

Louie, one of the pillars of society. We could use a lot more like him.

[@calohtar]

But not TOO many, let's be real

[@TheMorganBrothers]

This aged awesome

[@PhilipAlexanderHassialis]

Was about to say the exact same thing :P

[@kenken3592]

might wanna edit this now lol

[@lex_rodriguez]

@@TheMorganBrothers I mean, Louie IS the type of guy to ask for consent 😂

[@maureenw7553]

This never gets old. Come back Louis

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

Everybody watch Horace and Pete on Hulu so they put more of his stuff on there

[@StygianStyle]

I always forget how funny his bits are. I watch them again from time to time, and it's just amazing.

[@lemartin93]

you cut out the punchline !!

[@1091Floyd21]

what was it?

[@mostafalking2034]

@@1091Floyd21 that it never happened and that dude was actually his favourite neighbor, the way he said it tho it's hilarious

[@mostafalking2034]

@Jakson McLane no it was hilarious, it's the way he said it lol, like he doesn't give a shit

[@MrProthall]

@Jakson McLane Because Comedians are known for their stories to be entirely true, always. LOL

[@shinygoomy2460]

@Jakson McLane The way he said it was perfect, trust me. He completely turns the joke around and makes it into a masterpiece.

[@louis-philippelavoie6929]

I had to stop at piss on me FOREVER im crying hes that good

Guy is a genuine Artist, folks. We need him.

[@dilach41]

Chapelle, Burr, and Louis. Thats the top of the pyramid

[@killthemjunkies7878]

Sam kinison, bill hicks, carlin, Pryor, mooney

[@manmcman3592]

Tom Segura

[@Foxx488]

Of the living ones, yes.

[@Animik.Rahman.9]

Norm

[@cooladam2167]

Norm MacDonald

[@CarlLeo0015]

I miss this guy please come back

[@Cognitively_m_paired_4_Kamala]

He's been back

[@oiddio69]

One of the best comedians.

[@katleigh5434]

Louis ck nothing but the best!

[@ckblocker]

Thanks for posting, it's always great to see new/unreleased Louis stand up

[@ferise1]

Watch his oh my god special you’re missing out

[@amyleedenn7148]

This is one of my FAVOURITE LOUIS gold

[@Liartar]

thanks man. I watched it and bought the extended version.

[@Fábiodarealdeal]

Really great performance from him right here. He's got the jokes but usually doesn't perform to this level. He just nailed it 100% 🙌🏼

[@jakemartin4305]

Love this joke every time I pass by a nice hotel I think of this story 😁

[@stevenburton4966]

This is one of the best bits in the world. Louis has a few of them actually and this is one of them.

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

“Yeeeesss, I’ll get started right awaaaaay!!!”

[@yoe91]

this is soooooooo funny. I keep coming back to it, just as excited as the last time, if not more.

[@PoPMichalpl9]

This one of the most satysfying things I've ever watched😂

[@michaelvonwolvenhause7863]

That is what a Comedian is right there... create a uncomfortable situation, and pounce on it! Classic.

[@XRandomXShinigamiX]

I needed a real good laugh today and I just suddenly thought of this guy, he may have screwed over his career but I'll be damned if I thought he wasn't funny. Still cracks me up!

[@justdev8965]

Wait! He* screwed his career over? Or the mad new-age morons with pitches and forks? It wasn't self inflicted as you suggest.

[@spockboy]

Thanks Louis. Needed a laugh today. : )

[@YungM.D.]

The true uncut version I saw was from a different recording where he reveals this is actually a fabrication and he’s friendly with this guy and he totally didn’t confront Louie about anything. I think it makes it even funnier

[@Rob-mt3df]

I saw a version where he says the guy wasn't even real, the whole thing is made up. "And also he doesn't exist. I just made it up because it was funny" with deadpan delivery. I'm looking for that

[@sebastianrutkowski7316]

coming up with a story hilarious as this is true comedic genius.

[@lukess.s]

It's the same recording; the loser who uploaded this clip just decided to cut it out

[@daniel38375]

@@lukess.s "the loser"

[@gitsurfer27]

Its like when he opens one of his specials - "i was in this place the other day, doesn't matter where because i'm lying" lol it was something like that anyway.

[@whoever_81]

Louis C.K. you genius bastard. A master of both the delivery and the writing.

[@i_am_not_stupid_8953]

"(Deleted Scenes)"???

[@joaquinbartsch4325]

clickbait

[@JeffFreemanPresents]

Joaquín Bartsch Well it was worth the click

[@PikkaBird]

Funnily, this video has had the end deleted...

[@rufugjuega5364]

This is the extended version of the hbo special, it’s a thing, look it up.

[@Absurdword]

This was not part of the main act when he filmed live. He did he main act, and then came back out for an extra 20 or so mins of material and this was included.

[@stan5409]

Thanks for trying to bring back Louis.

[@samfilmkid]

there's even more to this! i saw him live last January and he tells the audience what REALLY happened: The guy came over and asked if he was new to the building and Louis said yes and he said "Oh welcome!" he was SO nice! And to this day he's one of Louis's best friends!

[@Programentalist]

Exactly, the whole story is made up. I was thinking that was the cut out part. Why upload an "extended" version and still cut parts out?

[@Jonathan111889]

Programentalist so people can bitch about free content which they had to put no effort in to uploading or providing

[@Programentalist]

Jonathan Mitchell Free content, did you mean this stolen content that is not free and not yours to upload perhaps? In any case the whole 30 seconds (wow, such effort you made) it took to edit this would have been exactly as much effort if you'd uploaded the whole part, instead of cutting out a few seconds randomly from a four+ minute clip you call "extended".

[@marioiacolucci]

I like this joke

[@resultsocialmedia]

Yes... it was his neighbor George. Its his favorite person. This was a really funny bit.

[@jaironator80]

Loved the final sentence: "I make more than you, I just DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MYSELF". That is the key to peace of mind and unshakable happiness!!

[@rishiparashar6868]

And depression

[@bumsergeant]

“…anyway so I had one of those in my courtyard” so subtle yet so effective lmao

[@MrErik052005]

Actually, the extended version has Louis CK admit he made the story up in his head and his neighbor is a great guy.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Yeah I hate that people are seeing this and thinking it's some kind of righteous virtue signaling. All these people are getting the wrong impression of this bit.

[@joink25]

Which to me was the funniest part of the joke. I saw him do it live before the special. I waited for him to admit it was all in his head and the audience to start roaring, and it never came!!!

[@MrErik052005]

@@joink25 aww that’s disappointing. I would have been waiting too. I think CK likes to test what works and doesn’t on the audience. So he switches the punchline up. Another good example is he tells a joke about him being on an airplane. The passengers learn Wi-Fi is free. But it’s down so no Wi-Fi. His joke is the guy next to him starts to whine. CK then talks about how entitled the guy is. That he is disappointed about something he JUST learned about. Anyways, in another interview, CK talks tells the same joke. But this time, at the end of his story, he admits he was the disappointed passenger. It was him the whole time.

[@bnpzarie9511]

4:25 making people not be places

[@perpetual_bias]

there's no deleted scene here. move along if you've seen this -_-

[@henrifischer1119]

more intelligent than it looks. He has become one of the best.

[@johnouellet4099]

I just laughed myself out of breath

[@nagarajangunasekaran8144]

Looks like 446 sculptors have disliked this video..😂

[@adamthobajr8597]

4:08 Good Louis CK *never let private citizens act as authority*

[@minbari73]

especially when a woman is being rap-ed or a child is being abducted.

[@stefanialaspalmas9773]

This is pure comedy genius

[@Rael39]

Come home Louis. We miss you.

[@philmabarak5421]

The entire fountain description is epic too.

[@1MatchesMalone1]

Thanks for the upload. I did indeed enjoy this ending more.

[@royjames8295]

I love him so damn much!

[@bjornbengtsson9538]

👍please comeback CK..

[@genuinelyjag]

We all know the kind of fountains Louis would make..

[@ericrumley8061]

I love the satisfaction he got from messing with that guy. I love how angry he made that pos.

[@averagegardener4266]

I Fucking love him. How can you get through a shift at work without listening to him?¿?? Impossible!!

[@investigate3_11]

Holy fuck I cannot believe you just ended it there. That reveal at the end was the greatest pay-off. Fucking hell, that is frustrating.

[@Bronilli]

Possibly the greatest bit of all time, I’m fuckin dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashchaya7676]

Mate, that's not even close to the best *Louis* bit of all time. It's great, yes, but oh man, do keep going. What Louis would do with 85 billion dollars: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYCcgaqYqdGCf7c

[@ahmadfarzad5939]

Louis COME BACK PLEASE

[@CMZneu]

I would have said "I don't know you I'm not telling some stranger where i live!"

[@Hikh-d4w]

I’m simple I have anxiety attack I click on Louis C.K. clip 😂❤

[@KegOfMeat]

This is fucking brilliant.

[@tarotdoc]

Love Louie!

[@guy936]

"It's like I had invented a new way to hurt somebody's feelings"

[@alanpustilnik1805]

You cut the best part

[@romantia8327]

When he said he makes more than the other guy. It is satisfying thing to have.

[@justdev8965]

Perfect!

[@kristinnetchy8473]

Louis is the GOAT

[@lukosius68]

" There`s food and me & whatever". Thats a killer D:)

[@disturbedpyro4511]

"So.....Shut up"😂😂😂

[@NewKanyeFan]

Louis is a stand up Samurai

[@markstevens1729]

Louis: too f’in funny to be forgotten.

[@entertained9065]

... and that evening that man was sitting in the audience and says to his wife, "Hey, he lives in our building. He's the nicest guy I have ever met."

[@JStraight160lbs]

I had to stop doing dishes and dry my hands to say: wtf, you cut one of the funniest parts of the joke at the end!

[@jovangreene1129]

"That's your favorite thing that you were doing" 😂😂

[@afterstars]

I miss him a lot

[@RedRedMCmusic]

This is gold

[@johndoe9450]

Dear Louie. When you make your comeback here's a tip: They have invented cordless microphones.

[@kenhollis6197]

So? He makes a lot of hand gestures, so he probably feels comfortable holding a microphone.

[@TomiTakamaa]

@@kenhollis6197 He didn't mean a "Madonna mic", just a mic like Louis is using without a cord.

[@RoisinT2]

3:55 the lady with glasses front row.. she is one _of them_ lol xD She so is "the dude" on the story, she aint laughing at all.. i luv it! :DD

[@b00i00d]

We love you Louis! :)

[@zorangajic9299]

A legend. Too soon?

[@kenhollis6197]

I want someone to sculpt a fountain of a girl squatting and peeing, just to see what kind of reactions it would get.

[@SplendidFellow]

Louie is the master of tangenting

[@Livingtree32]

The end is missing, which kind of steals the conclusion

[@Venusdoominourblood.]

"There are no words that I must say to you."

[@efremendez]

The last line was the icing on the cake

[@aroundandround]

3:16 “Can I just stay like five more hours?”

[@robertalvarez8291]

This guy is freaking hilarious 😅

[@kappasmurf1084]

you left out the best part lol

[@CarlLeo0015]

I love this guy

[@TheShapingSickness]

This is incomplete

[@BedoinSpaceman]

Looking forward to a Commack Louieeeeeee

[@974724]

"extended" cuts the most important part

[@jimmybales5160]

his best joke

[@Mraidsan]

“I actually make more than you, I just don’t give a shit about myself” 😂 best humble brag

[@pauld205]

Please come back LCK

[@Ollie-Sprache]

Telling your audience to shut up is hilarious on so many levels

[@timewithoutconsequence]

I was devastated when he said it wasn’t true.

[@alaron5698]

"Aaaah, just PISSSS on me FOREVER!"

[@stevelantz4460]

A good special for sure, but Chewed Up is his best ever

[@tomanycooks]

he has no shame... awesome

[@sstepoutside]

what does he say at 1:14? why was the audience so grossed out?

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

"..food, and me, and whatever.." Pretty much implies that it is his semen, I suppose. Though if he said "my kids" it'd be more obvious?

[@sstepoutside]

@@saulgoodmanKAZAKH Yeah I heard 'me' too but I thought I was missing something.. It's been three years but thanks mate

[@bertschlemmer4435]

😂​@@sstepoutside

[@GHOSTrex1324]

Man i love this guy

[@Perritobonito123]

You're my favorite Louie. You're my idol.

[@bitcoindaddy748]

The bit does not end here...