Louis CK: On driving - Oh My God (HD)

[@geico105]

This is how I feel on the internet.

[@barnabyrow288]

Hey fuck you!

[@barnabyrow288]

Worthless piece of shit

[@IKamiZz]

Get cancer!

[@mcpineapples323]

Have a good day

[@donc4563]

Hey, stay in your lane!

[@somesillyusername]

"i'd like to think that i'm a good person, but i don't know man...a lot of it is context" pretty insightful

[@mrniceguy7168]

There’s actually a lot to that. Judges who haven’t eaten lunch give people harsher sentencing. That study has been repeated a few times I believe. You ever snap on someone because you were frustrated? We can behave completely differently depending on how we feel. Now imagine you’re getting a prison sentence and a judge is feeling cranky because he hasn’t had his lunch yet...

[@JamesHarveyDavies]

Mr Nice Guy I think that a lot of that “Thinking, Fast & Slow” Danny Kahneman research is going through a reproducibility crisis

[@orangewarm1]

Everyone is capable of murder under the right circumstances.

[@jackkraken3888]

You hit the nail on the head. We like to think we are all good but obviously that's not true.

[@maxington26]

Not sure what the "correct context" is for wanking in front of women who don't want to see it. I love all Louie's artistic output though.

[@misssoso5859]

I laughed so hard at "YOU TESTED MY REFLEXES AND THEY WORKED OUT FINE!" xDDD

[@modiabcomedy]

sara ali NOW I HOPE YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP MOTHERLESS!!!

[@whoever_81]

Yup. The proverbial *punch line*

[@datedintegral9347]

I heard that same line right after i took a sip of water and so i started to choke on it, but rather than spit it out on my bed, I ran, while choking, to a towel i had in the room and vomited in it. But the bed's not dirty👌

[@Goku-bh1ej]

DatedIntegral93 wtf

[@nathanhughes4466]

Hey, fuck you!

[@mummyjohn]

Haha, this is frighteningly on-point. Louis is just ace.

[@abdiver12]

The other day, a guy cut me off on the freeway and instead of getting pissed, I remembered this video and said to myself "Worthless Piece of Shit." Immediately felt better!

[@Ampwich]

You remembered the lesson and called them that anyway xD

[@EMETRL]

"instead of getting pissed'

[@tr00logic4]

The joke is that bad drivers are more dangerous than people who cuss, so it's actually 100% appropriate to call them worthless pieces of shit.

[@teekanne15]

@@tr00logic4 but cussing doesnt make you a better driver -> correlation =/= cause

[@darrelldemarest3502]

The longer you hold the sh, the better it feels. LoL

[@foresthill8462]

Without question (in my mind), the best stand-up comedian working today. And one of the 4 or 5 best of all time

[@porkbellyism]

Dave Chapelle !!

[@pornsakpongthong1092]

Neither of them even approach the top 100

[@dermotmoynihan6999]

@@pornsakpongthong1092 go on then

[@syedhasanmohiuddin827]

@@pornsakpongthong1092 Lol, so naive

[@mrx656]

@@pornsakpongthong1092 Well then - who is the best? Don't give us any lame bs!

[@allroundgreatbloke]

Its the hostility of being in a dangerous situation. You need to be safe, so when people seem as though they arent, they become a strong threat to you.

[@mummyjohn]

Knew there was an explanation...because in the car I definitely get is absurdly liberal with my language as Louis.

[@kckazcoll1]

yes! I agree 100% ratfvck

[@jazzysaravana]

ratfvck Damn you nailed it!

[@andromedaiscoming185]

Yeah but how does that explain my boss getting really pissed off at people being too slow, if any thing my boss is the dangerous driver but when hes not driving hes usually pretty nice

[@blackcoffee7903]

well said.

[@towhee7472]

I'm from a country where nobody knows Louis and I stole a lot of his bits. People think I am hilarious. Thank you Louis.

[@Charkrai]

tf lmfaoo

[@mr.joseph7088]

Comedy 101

[@stankboxers]

bitch made

[@soloshit2154]

Dude me too holy shit, people here dont even know what standup comedy is

[@pmcc463]

You're welcome, "Mr. Amy Schumer"

[@77mentiras]

Had forgotten how amazing Louis CK is, dude is a legend

[@nerdly44]

Louis CK has a knack for making very poignant observations about the way we function as a society and as individuals, while the whole time making it hilarious. Good comedians are the new philosophers.

[@itchyshizle]

They make you think and they make you laugh. That's some next level philosophy lessons.

[@darianwillis8520]

Good comedians have ALWAYS been philosophers. That's what makes them so important

[@Mark12839447]

why are youtube comments SO retarded?

[@willmercury]

Actually, they're the oldest philosophers.

[@willmercury]

@@Mark12839447 Because you suck.

[@dodoria19]

"That's somebody's son" This is an interesting way to think about being nice to other people...

[@BeatsDownGaming]

Unless they are like 80 then they probably don't have any parents. Or, their parents are arseholes who raised a shitty, careless, worthless piece of shit son.

[@caryd67]

Me: “be positive! try to see the best in people.” Also me: “nice signal, fuckface.”

[@JustinMeansRighteous]

I’m glad I existed in the same lifetime as Louis 💯

[@DoggoWillink]

Today I let a guy back out in a parking lot. Like, I waved and let him go, wasn’t annoyed at all. Yet I say aloud to myself “go motherfucker”. Lol.

[@sunshinelolipops1]

I say "go ahead, asshole" when politely waving someone through

[@nikicee92]

HYSTERICAL! One of the funniest Louis CK bits!!

[@robinwsc]

This special was all bangers man

[@a92alireza]

Do you know it's title?

[@robinwsc]

@@a92alireza "oh my god" on hbo

[@hechx4606]

The face he makes in the elevator bit I died.

[@whatthehellbrosef]

Oh man that elevator bit kills. I hope he doesn't bury that joke completely and brings it back out from time to time. It's something the world needs to hear every now and then.

[@axiss5840]

Still come back to this years later because it still hits me every now and then

[@paradigmshift2223]

Louis is an absolute legend.

[@mirandatuga]

This guy is just too real with his comedy, I wish I could some day be able to put forth my thoughts in such a coherent, relatable, mean, while at the same time being able to put himself so out of it that he himself realises how bad of a person he is being in that moment and being fully aware of it in such a comedic manner.Truly impressive

[@ExistentialBordem]

It's weird without the black t shirt.

[@MareShabazz]

i Xulu it’s weird without the jizz on the couch

[@christophervibe7430]

MareShabazz 😂😂😂👍🏽

[@katyungodly]

MareShabazz you’re thinking of Harvey Weinstein

[@kairosan5483]

@@MareShabazz I love that comment 😂 either you're a fan and know how unfazed Louis would be or you're an idiot who thinks Louis is a bad person for asking women if they would like to see him jerk off. I love that you can just pick whatever you feel is right, everyone should comment like that.

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

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[@NickJohannes_]

YOU TESTED MY REFLEXES AND IT WORKED OUT FINE!!

[@andrewchristiansen8311]

1:38 "If you were in an elevator" LOL I DIED!!!!! Im the worst on the road. Like I have a middle finger quota.

[@David-vf7if]

When he turns in the elevator and the face he gives followed by "worthless piece of shit." Makes me laugh so hard I cry every time.

[@Pete_Finch]

The look of satisfaction on his face in the elevator absolutely kills me every time

[@dimthecat9418]

“I won’t lie, this is definitely me when I’m driving” -Soflo

[@bajenbilly]

Haven't heard that name in years

[@Equus21]

I miss him so much :(

[@WumboLifts]

Omg he died?

[@RobSoRandom]

@@andrejssilins9167 lmaooooooo

[@feYslYa]

@@andrejssilins9167 sometimes Im glad I waste time reading youtube comments

[@garrynewman6211]

@@WumboLiftsIt’s free to google? Also no, he didn’t

[@NadiraI]

Thank you for this great quality!

[@David-vf7if]

Absolutely my most favorite joke of all time. I've watched it 100 times and I still tear up from laughing so hard.

[@bloodtotem10]

I think its also that mistakes in car's can cost lives. Sure, if someone leans onto you in the elevator its not a big deal, no harm no foul. But, if someone wasn't paying attention and leans into you even a little while driving, you could end up losing your life. That being said, Luois CK is hilarious, and I agree people tend to road rage wayyy to quickly.

[@MotivationExMe]

bloodtotem10 Yip. People who can't drive and get behind the wheel are just as dangerous as those who wave around guns and fire into crowds.

[@theanonymousnomad]

Yeah but everyone makes those mistakes while driving. Whether or not it causes someone to lose their life is just moral luck. Anyone who gets mad and yells at people because of a driving error is a huge hypocrite.

[@kckazcoll1]

I totally agree with the first part of your comment bloodtotem10!

[@camptube7621]

I think you really overthink life dude. It’s a comedy sketch. You should be laughing not making a social commentary about the culture of psychology vs driving.

[@pdorism]

@@camptube7621 "just switch your brain off bro" If you had a brain yourself, you would understand that this is not an option

[@PiglipsMaximus]

Love the man miss his work

[@y788lhjk1]

0:42 im just looking at the girl looking her hands

[@lauralangham9657]

Driving always brings out the worst in people - We've all been there

[@tyler0896]

I've been listening to the most brutal, mean humor for years. I listened to this special when it came out, but I forgot it, so it was great when I re-listened to it. There's a thing where people on the internet say "I spit water/coffee/etc all over my keyboard" and "I snorted water/coffee/etc out of my nose", everyone knows about it, everyone knows it's bullshit exaggeration. Welp. This is no exaggeration. I just was taking a shot of Crown Royal (it was on sale. it's ok. I bought a half gallon of it, I wished I'd spent the money on Jameson. Still 50 bucks), and I blew the contents of the shotglass all over my keyboard and the piece of furniture I use to put my legs up on. A good amount did indeed travel through my nasal passages. The line that got me: "You tested my reflexes and it worked out fine so now I HOPE YOUR KIDS GROW UP MOTHERLESS" Damn it.

[@samuelbekele3601]

I spit out my coffee reading this two year old super long comment...

[@intelceleron11]

Thanks for telling me the truth.

[@Callusny]

Look up Tom Segura, Joey Diaz

[@Boogers32150]

Hey: no one cares.

[@justinm2434]

dblshotz75 wtf is wrong with you

[@writerconsidered]

That was level 10 introspection. My personal favorite is " what seems to be nature of your malfunction?"

[@CappTF]

"I don't know remember even"

[@tupaclives5848]

His facial expressions are so funny to me especially after he yelled "fuck you!" 1:24

[@rs72098]

They say road rage is the result of heightened alert. Your body is in a very heightened state during driving so your reactions are going to be heightened as well. There was a study on this. This is similar if you were in combat, or some other highly active situation.

[@_Billy_Pilgrim]

It's nice when you mellow out as you get older. Other people's driving just doesn't bother me any more, thank God!

[@sunshinelolipops1]

You definitely haven't met my dad.

[@_Billy_Pilgrim]

@@sunshinelolipops1 LOL. Yeah, I guess it isn't true for everybody.

[@ginoasci]

this has to be one of his best segments, wickid funny

[@salpemagarian1982]

I love this so much

[@BrettPexx]

When he turns and emulates yelling HEY FUCK YOU I laugh my ass off

[@justwatchingffs371]

Yeah I just lost it 🤣

[@scottwallace1]

Please world, forgive Louis CK. He’s too funny to stay in isolation.

[@SuperSara924]

As someone from Massachusetts this is extremely accurate except it's ten times worse in real life

[@mz610]

Zero lies spotted. The human heart is depraved.

[@shriswamiramanand]

brilliant and hillarious

[@Cheka__]

This is the definition of "it's funny because it's true".

[@devolinedits4481]

I keep watching and it’s always funny

[@soopavillain10]

#RestoretheLouisVerse

[@FelipeLoeraToledo]

Bring Louis CK back

[@vinzvega5614]

he is just amazing

[@thomaskearney8334]

One of the best to ever do it

[@darylvanhorne5738]

miss this guy

[@dchick14]

"I like to think that I'm a nice person, but I don't know, man."

[@MustertheBrohirrim]

His portrayal of nearly touching someone's face with yours then confidently and unabashedly saying that is so GD funny.

[@nicholas045]

2:42 I ask myself that same question whenever I run over a motorcycle in GTA... 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

[@zipgow]

I remember once when getting on an escalator a guy pushed in front of me, resulting in his standing one step in front of me. It struck me as strange since this didn't benefit him in any way because every step ahead was already taken, so I said in a mock robot voice: Must be one step ahead. Then the guy turned around, fire in his eyes, and said, "Yeah, that's right." It always struck me as strange that he felt the need to reply to me.

[@philipsangalang5077]

People like to fight. He might have done it absentmindedly or by accident, but he wasn't gonna take your attitude/passive aggressive insult and replied back. But he replied because he was willing to escalate the issue. People like that don't learn to do better, they just remain pieces of shit for all their life. otherwise they would have said sorry. \

[@Mooondoggy]

@@philipsangalang5077 'escalate the issue' nice

[@scottwallace1]

@@philipsangalang5077 exactly. These are the people that are killers and serial abusers. Resist the urge to further engage. They lack a critical filter and possess a mind we can’t understand. Fortunately.

[@scottwallace1]

@Nick West if the guy possessed even a modicum of self awareness, he’d have realized the futility and pointless nature of his rudeness and made a joke back with a simple apology and a smile. As the great George Costanza once said, “We’re living in a society!!!” 😂

[@asmodeus1234]

Still love ya Louis

[@gancarfebryantama7486]

JUST BRING HIM BACK, ALREADY !!

[@larrybarnhill572]

George Carlin of my generation.

[@Alroytt]

Nah George was something else. I love Louis but Carlin was a philosopher who did stand up

[@itdies2dayyo]

Louis is funnier than Carlin.. I'll get a ton of shit for that and I absolutely love Carlin. Louis CK is on a higher plane of thought than almost everyone on this planet. I've never seen someone be able to observe human behavior and shove it in our faces the way he does.

[@georgehornsby6882]

@@Alroytt Louis is WAY funnier though

[@katyungodly]

Carlin and Louis are not comparable, their styles are totally different. I personally think Carlin is far funnier and more talented-he was a genius and memorized his entire sets line by line-but his style is so different from Louis, I wouldn’t call them similar. Carlin was more like a witty philosopher/analyzer of human behavior, Louis is less polished.

[@GuiiBrazil]

George was the biggest inspiration of Louis, he even gave a speech after he died. They both absolutely great, they have their styles, love both of them. Comparisons are just a waste of time.

[@MikeElgan]

*Is traffic like a social network that supports anonymity?* Louis C.K. points out how horrible he himself becomes while driving his car. But he's really nice in the elevator. Is this because he's nearly anonymous while driving a car? (BTW, enjoy the clip but know that, of course, it's NSFW.)

[@HadiAfra]

Very interesting analogy.

[@BobbyRouse]

That is amazingly true.

[@JeremyHodges]

As a preacher, Louis C.K. is one of my favorite preachers. He tells it differently than I do, but he's effective.

[@GordBirch]

Loved it, as always with the CK

[@LloydLemons]

Funny, but so true!

[@ryanwilsonbackup]

This is beyond hilarious 😂

[@oberonL1]

I love watching louie videos because there aren't any ads lols

[@frederickschwarz3883]

PLEEZE forgive & forget! A National comedic treasure. An albeit potentially traumatic, yet UNOBTRUSIVE act!!!!

[@abuzzedwhaler7949]

The thumbnail looks like he's about to end someone's whole career.

[@MrPicklerwoof]

It took me years to work how to do it. I was in my late 30s when I realised you need to consciously enter into a different mindset when stepping into the driver's seat. You need to force yourself to become someone who doesn't care if other drivers are bad drivers. At least, that's the best way I can explain it. But I went all the way from spitting venom to very laid back.

[@alexfxlll]

Please come back Louie

[@anthony.stepvoy]

This is one of the best monologes of all time

[@anthonyrozada1980]

Yep! Said all of that……

[@l.a.9965]

Oh God...so true and I am laughing too hard!!!

[@nipnipnip7508]

Can't be mad a Louis x x

[@AlexGuzzonato]

Thanks!

[@WiseAssGamer]

Driving on the Long Island Expressway, I think I literally contemplated genocide, okay not literally.

[@Beccabarnoski]

+wiseassgamer LOL i knew id see something about the LIE here

[@WiseAssGamer]

+rebecca keane Yup, Long Islander born and raised.

[@bofaneezduts1791]

Oh yes you have

[@scottyp2505]

WiseAssGamer so true!!!! Haha

[@aaronmachado13]

I think all of LA have think the same as the NYC people I mean I live in Maryland and get that

[@sarandontw]

Same. My husband tells me often that I'm going to get into an altercation, but , so be it.

[@deanweber9336]

I know comedy is most funny when it's about real life situations, but damn this is too real! Fucking dying

[@jetttskiman]

"Where outside of a car is that even nearly ok" So damn funny

[@danno915]

I miss Louis. Come back.

[@TheDoctaSwag]

I lost it whenever he does the elevator part lol

[@drunkchardom5311]

i like to think that i’m a nice person, but i don’t know man. 😂 the way he phrased that is so relatable

[@David-vf7if]

1:55 is my favorite joke maybe ever. Along with his face. Just picturing saying that in an elevator makes me laugh until I’m crying I just looked down in the comments and notice I leave this same type comment every 2 years. WTF. 🤣🤣

[@TittyTittyBangBangXX]

Dude that joke makes me cry laughing 1:45 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@loupax]

Most of my swearing goes among the lines "DO YOU WANT TO DIE SO MUCH YOU PIECE OF SHIT?" because most of the time someone literally tries to kill themselves under my wheels

[@CPez]

This does Everything comedy should. Perfection.

[@MatthewAdamAda]

Gold.

[@Steyreon]

I love swearing while driving, cleans the soul 😊

[@jpapan1]

I dont have road rage. I yell and get it off my chest

[@jonathonbattiest4522]

I watch this clip every few days like a comedy junkie.

[@jaygroomes1357]

YOU TESTED MY REFLEXES AND IT WORKED OUT FINE

[@braydendulaney6192]

I once chased and cursed out and honked and flipped off and cut off an old woman only because she almost wrecked into me. She must have been terrified.

[@keepshowingup]

Probably Louie's all time best bit 😂😂😂

[@fatjamma]

Come back Louis!!!

[@StermaPerma]

louis is the best

[@ctcblues94]

"I mean what am I capable of?!" A great question Mr. C.K.

[@SeanOCallaghan0106]

is the full show available somewhere

[@mehcaca]

Sean O'Callaghan www.dailymotion.com/video/x2uahay Not the best quality, but passable for being free. Otherwise Amazon Prime has the whole thing in HD.

[@upside6913]

BRING THIS MAN BACK!!!!!!!

[@Chemist4271]

Only ride motorcycles, don’t own any cars, live in LA with all the traffic and I love this

[@MichaelJordan-uo1qm]

I get this. I have lived in a number of different cities and states and the worst drivers were in Memphis, TN but following close behind are West Virginia drivers. WV has an old and very conservative population and in my current town, people literally drive less than half the speed limit, so if I have an appointment, but know I have to go through town, I have to plan ahead. They also do not use blinkers (which drives me nuts) and they do not display any thoughtfulness on the road. For example, if I am on a two lane road and a traffic light is coming up where I could turn right or go straight ahead, as a courtesy, I'll get in the left lane even though I could equally stay in the right lane and still go straight. I do this because I know I'll be blocking people who could turn right on red but cannot because I'm blocking them while I'm waiting for the light to change. I literally plan ahead for those situations in order to be courteous, but other people do not. Also, I am a liberal in a deep red state, and I often have liberal car magnets on the back of my vehicle. I cannot tell you how many times through the years a huge Truck (and even cars) with a Trump bumper sticker has tried to run me off the road or literally made contact with my car's rear bumper. I have to zen out while driving with the right music to deal with these people.

[@DiceMass14]

"What am I capable of? I'd like to think I'm a nice person. But I don't know, man." Crazy in hindsight.

[@mauritiusdunfagel9473]

Strangely enough, I would trust this man with my life. He knows he’s bad, but he’s not as bad as he let’s on.😳

[@spanglelime]

Twitter is a bunch of cars of driving on a highway. -- Stephen Miller, 2021.

[@shalamigri]

This was hilarious!

[@BangMaster96]

Listening to this while driving a car