Louis CK on O&A - Mastic

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@fullmetal_neet2288
@fullmetal_neet2288 3 жыл бұрын
Opie is so dumb at 39:41 “We’re going to force townspeople to take dumps in the house” He misses the whole joke of having a town ordinance to force people to take dumps ON THE FRONT LAWN.
@joshgodbout9213
@joshgodbout9213 Жыл бұрын
Giggle town.. funnyville.. he's void of anything funny
@bretthatesgirlsify
@bretthatesgirlsify Жыл бұрын
That was a tough listen
@ronaldcatullus
@ronaldcatullus 4 ай бұрын
⁠@@joshgodbout9213devoid
@BrianDulaney75
@BrianDulaney75 4 жыл бұрын
1:21:00 “Where’s the head?” Arguably the greatest line in O&A history.
@taytonelavsky4862
@taytonelavsky4862 2 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious but ants over the top laugh ruins it
@hulkangry5546
@hulkangry5546 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest lines Nick has ever uttered on this show and that's saying something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hulkangry5546
@hulkangry5546 Жыл бұрын
​@@taytonelavsky4862 No way! Ants one of the funniest guys in the world so when he laughs that hard it says a lot.
@khashayarmotarjemi5442
@khashayarmotarjemi5442 4 жыл бұрын
Why the hell no one is here? this is just simply amazing. sooo many long episodes with Louis C K. If the three other guys were just plumbers talking about plumbing technicality I'd still listen to this all day.
@dustinburke1117
@dustinburke1117 4 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@khashayarmotarjemi5442
@khashayarmotarjemi5442 4 жыл бұрын
@@dustinburke1117 yup
@The1upforever
@The1upforever 3 жыл бұрын
@@khashayarmotarjemi5442 what
@khashayarmotarjemi5442
@khashayarmotarjemi5442 3 жыл бұрын
@@The1upforever I was young and naive. I didn't know about O&A and was too excited.
@jefflabbecomedy
@jefflabbecomedy 2 жыл бұрын
Your name sounds like the name of an automotive shop on tatooine. "Welcome to Khashayar Motarjemi, I can interest you in some excellent boosters, yeeeessss?"
@xslonk
@xslonk 4 жыл бұрын
"Two carrots and a piece of corn" is the greatest line I've ever heard. It's so perfect that it's almost poetic.
@TheDrewgutterz
@TheDrewgutterz 2 жыл бұрын
Omg this killed me
@RP-kt1sb
@RP-kt1sb 4 ай бұрын
Can someone drop a time stamp
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 Жыл бұрын
29:23 Opie with a crappy call while interrupting ..classic
@zacharykaiser5910
@zacharykaiser5910 4 жыл бұрын
11:44 Greggshells calls Louie dummy and says “what’s wrong with you” when Louie implies that Maxwell helped him sell tickets.
@notlengthy
@notlengthy 2 жыл бұрын
Opie was like gene Simmons, always pushing his shitty product. Later on in the show he basically forces Louie to say o and a crowds are "really good right? They're really good like super good right? So fucking annoying and seeing legends like lck get dominated like that is just so offensive
@nedsorensen
@nedsorensen 4 жыл бұрын
Nick dipalo...where's the head is the best line on o and a I ever heard...I've heard it at least ten times and I still laugh every time
@carllamora9579
@carllamora9579 3 жыл бұрын
I cant believe some of the best lines that have been over looked on here
@jonathanzimmerman634
@jonathanzimmerman634 Жыл бұрын
It’s 2 karats and a piece of corn.
@EM-du6ch
@EM-du6ch Жыл бұрын
It was good but the delivery wasn't all that.
@bretthatesgirlsify
@bretthatesgirlsify Жыл бұрын
Absolute masterclass in futility by opie on this one
@imCleverArtistName
@imCleverArtistName 8 ай бұрын
00:00:00 Funny starts here 12:46 Begin Title Track 50:45 BizOp 53:14 Making Nick Laugh 57:20 Up next 1:03:53 Nick the POW blogger 1:14:08 At the end of the day 1:16:12 Nick Dip & Joan Rivers knew 1:19:45 TV shows lying about what hetero men are 1:21:50 Italiano CK 1:27:28 Spittoon 1:28:21 Projector Juice 1:31:50 Small Portion gets a Mercy Laugh for Joke that needs a punchup
@Atom.Storm.
@Atom.Storm. 4 жыл бұрын
28:50 Opie bombs big time because he's too stupid to understand the joke. Immediately takes a huff and goes to the phones right in the middle of a great bit.
@cookiemason7546
@cookiemason7546 4 жыл бұрын
Opie, ...getting a lot of hate from fans, I'm new but why is it a big meme? Just curious?
@millhousemillard2140
@millhousemillard2140 4 жыл бұрын
@@cookiemason7546 he stinks
@AM-257
@AM-257 4 жыл бұрын
​@@cookiemason7546 Because he was/(is?) difficult to work with and his cohosts eventually got sick of him and started bashing him and the fans jumped on the Opie bashing bandwagon. I don't doubt that he may have a personality problem but personally, as a listener I don't really mind him. Obviously, he's never gonna be the funniest guy in the room but to be fair I think he did his part on the show. (except for taking calls, they sucked 95% of the time)
@pthompson2113
@pthompson2113 4 жыл бұрын
@@AM-257 Well said
@nestlesnipes1893
@nestlesnipes1893 3 жыл бұрын
@@AM-257 Wackbag started the bandwagon during the WNEW days
@jefflabbecomedy
@jefflabbecomedy 2 жыл бұрын
9:18 "Dirigibles will dock at the roof!"
@hulkangry5546
@hulkangry5546 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JungHazard
@JungHazard 7 ай бұрын
I love when ant does his old timey advertisement voice lol
@mattkisko
@mattkisko 2 жыл бұрын
“We ask him questions to figure out what it it” Louis: “ok, what’s up your ass”
@afromaniac760
@afromaniac760 2 жыл бұрын
The way they destroy this random caller kills me 1:14:00
@BigdaddyQCful
@BigdaddyQCful 15 күн бұрын
Louis didnt even know Cumia's name up until his 23rd appearance on the show 🤣🤣🤣
@PATMAN0910
@PATMAN0910 3 жыл бұрын
this is one of the most brutal o&a shows ever! damn
@groovygamers1
@groovygamers1 Жыл бұрын
This was peak Fez. Ive never hears him be so funny before.
@properpolymath2097
@properpolymath2097 26 күн бұрын
I love that he didn't break character, even after they realized it's him
@AXTco
@AXTco 3 жыл бұрын
34:45 the Gregg and Tony show hahahaha
@scp--yv1hv
@scp--yv1hv 3 жыл бұрын
Yes Gregory Hughes and Tony cumia show
@devona.gallowaytravis3916
@devona.gallowaytravis3916 2 жыл бұрын
10:50 - I love how they spend like half a minute just riffing over Opie's meaningless statement
@malikjohnston3883
@malikjohnston3883 Жыл бұрын
Nopie version, please. Ant, Jim, Nick and Louis are just trampling his "steering" and you can tell it's bothering him.
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 Жыл бұрын
you would really hate the "pot talk" episode, when Opie was going on and on and on about "how animals are not sitting at a bus stop reading a paper" it was so bad, Louis always hated him and would give him crumbs when he gave loafs to Jim,Ant and others
@djrc408
@djrc408 2 жыл бұрын
Hold On, Hold On!
@liamnevilleviolist1809
@liamnevilleviolist1809 Жыл бұрын
45:52 when they all start talking over each other hahah
@captainredbeard7933
@captainredbeard7933 2 жыл бұрын
Comes with 35 souls so wrong, but those words are genius
@hulkangry5546
@hulkangry5546 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mitch19222
@Mitch19222 5 ай бұрын
"Now which one's Barack?" Is a fucking gem
@baydanate
@baydanate 4 жыл бұрын
Mastic guy sounds like Johnny Sack from the Sopranos
@billsmith4900
@billsmith4900 4 жыл бұрын
Ol ‘Nicky d for fuckin president , might be the funniest guest of all time
@jdap5371
@jdap5371 8 күн бұрын
17:04 I fucking hate that instead of just letting the funny thing happen, Opie has to *repeatedly* point out that the funny thing is indeed happening, and then ruin it by over-explaining.
@Mitch19222
@Mitch19222 5 ай бұрын
Listening to this in 2024 is crazy those 1900$ houses must be worth a few 100 thousands today
@properpolymath2097
@properpolymath2097 26 күн бұрын
I do hope you're being sarcastic. There's no way O&A weren't looking at the monthly rental price. Stupid Mastik residents probably didn't know how to list their rentals correctly, and put their ads in the "For Sale" section
@Mitch19222
@Mitch19222 26 күн бұрын
@@properpolymath2097 youre probably right
@BigdaddyQCful
@BigdaddyQCful 15 күн бұрын
​@properpolymath2097 I'm baffled the guys actually believed that
@properpolymath2097
@properpolymath2097 15 күн бұрын
@@BigdaddyQCful Yeah, I can only assume they were going with "the bit" because it was a funny way to skewer Mastik.
@DapperDill
@DapperDill 4 жыл бұрын
People from Mastic say they’re from Shirley.
@spark56123
@spark56123 Жыл бұрын
51:26 gold
@stephanc197
@stephanc197 2 жыл бұрын
"At de end'a da day"
@JohnDoe-qm6ub
@JohnDoe-qm6ub 6 ай бұрын
I just realized Opie is the Adam Eget of the show
@Bigolebungus
@Bigolebungus 4 ай бұрын
How dare you. Adam Eget tells funny jokes.
@stephenlee4498
@stephenlee4498 3 жыл бұрын
Boston is very expensive alarm man
@SirTootsAlot
@SirTootsAlot 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Cumina the Italian.
@mam4819
@mam4819 5 ай бұрын
Was it confirmed that was R&F?
@nickc5627
@nickc5627 4 жыл бұрын
Nick was ahead of his time
@hulkangry5546
@hulkangry5546 Жыл бұрын
🤘🤘🤘🤘
@DrStench13
@DrStench13 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly never heard of Curious George before.
@kevincoles7385
@kevincoles7385 3 жыл бұрын
34:00 (drunk guy mumbles giberish) he said hey neighbor, welcome to the neighborhood.(more giberish) he asked if you would like to have dinner with his family tonight. (He's cooking a rat, walking around his house like the drunk homeless man he is, kids scratching themselves all dirty)
@TheDrewgutterz
@TheDrewgutterz 2 жыл бұрын
Best line ever from ant. When describing the black guy around 1:21: some change to 1:24: some change its all gems. Haha ant said he never has seen with her before he gets her pin. Great.. I will be on rewind
@Jasper_Yay636
@Jasper_Yay636 Жыл бұрын
Turning comedy into being a prick is the only thing “Ant” is good at. Says much about you too.
@mr.brenman2132
@mr.brenman2132 Жыл бұрын
@@Jasper_Yay636 Some of the best comedians in the world have said that that Anthony is the funniest guy on the planet but we'll go with what you say because your some dim shill with your panties in a bunch. Nobody cares what you think. Your opinions are irrelevant. People like you have destroyed comedy like everything else you people touch. Leave those kids alone btw.
@rydz656
@rydz656 2 жыл бұрын
Opie actually had the nerve to have a note passed to CK.
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 Жыл бұрын
it was Dopie? i thought it was Steve C or management..wow Opie really is the worst
@hectormerc350
@hectormerc350 3 жыл бұрын
“1:21:00 😂
@kevincoles7385
@kevincoles7385 3 жыл бұрын
32:00 there actually was this indonesian 2 year old that smokes over a pack a day and everyone just watches and laughs in the video
@tommybattista
@tommybattista 3 жыл бұрын
That was sour shoes
@kevincoles7385
@kevincoles7385 3 жыл бұрын
1:25:30 (austin powers) ohh I fell over
@arialvarez3007
@arialvarez3007 10 ай бұрын
Need Colin!
@daytonasayswhat9333
@daytonasayswhat9333 Жыл бұрын
The only thing worth listening to on any Opie and Anthony shows when they have good comedians like this on. Otherwise it’s just shit.
@arialvarez3007
@arialvarez3007 10 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@Mitch19222
@Mitch19222 Жыл бұрын
For the poker fans out there. One of the gay guys talking about realtionshios, sounds just like Joe Hachem
@zack7569
@zack7569 3 жыл бұрын
58:30
@blancoboyjones7824
@blancoboyjones7824 4 жыл бұрын
Burr and Louie were fucking BRUTAL riffing through this dog shit tv segment.
@NY51663
@NY51663 4 жыл бұрын
Man, the thought of that baby falling out of the building is horrific. That said, these jokes obviously had nothing to do with it and don't make it any worse. If anything it helps bring attention to the stupidity of some people when it comes to watching kids.
@ericsiggins254
@ericsiggins254 3 жыл бұрын
I fart blood
@shammy8703
@shammy8703 2 жыл бұрын
Y?
@SuperPelaro
@SuperPelaro 4 жыл бұрын
Im being constantly amazed in how people disgraced Opie with such ease without realizing that without him there are no show. You need to understand that this is (well, it was technically) a radio show, and is mandatory to mantain certain structure in order to allow the show to roll. Every single radio show has a recipe to keep the overall momentum going. And what and when you introduce certain things in the mix is what make the difference between failure and success. But that is not all the story. You have to have the discipline to maintain those structures in place in order to maintain the integrity of the show, thus his identity, Thats is a very ungrateful job, and in this case happen to be Opie job. All of the legendarty bits and situations that this show brought to us happened BECAUSE this structure was in place and was maintained, not IN SPITE of that. The opposite is a podcast with a bunch of drunk dudes talking the same shit for the 200th time, and even that was only possible after the mid 2000 and on top of that the successful ones are extremely few and often are one man running ones. It's extremely easy to make a show where only one person talk at the same time, has the control of everything at all times and you don't need to risk money to make it happen. This was a fucking 20 years madness over the radio that start in the mid 90's, Three guys at the minimun, often a million cunts talking over each other, more guests than microphones, and so on. You don't have such inmense and long opportunity to have this much fun so often. Opie deserve some respect for that.
@yourstruly4913
@yourstruly4913 4 жыл бұрын
Opie, shut up.
@Petergonzaleztv
@Petergonzaleztv 3 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
@codydavis1698
@codydavis1698 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up Opie, you untalented psychotic hack.
@The1upforever
@The1upforever 3 жыл бұрын
Opie? R we talking bout Ron Howard? Andy Griffith show? Huh?🚶😕☝
@godbouthsoj
@godbouthsoj 3 жыл бұрын
That was a lot of typing for nothing bud
@privatemail4827
@privatemail4827 2 жыл бұрын
Regardless of Louis CK being a sexual deviant that should never be allowed around women in an enclosed room, very funny guy. Good stuff.
@MyMomDrank
@MyMomDrank 2 жыл бұрын
Easy with those very relevant hot takes in 2022… that suit of armor must take forever to shine…
@VelvetySharkToast
@VelvetySharkToast 2 жыл бұрын
what if the woman is a sexual deviant too
@hulkangry5546
@hulkangry5546 Жыл бұрын
Do you mean the women that he asked before hand? The women that said "okay" Now does that make the sexual deviants as well or just gold digging whores that were hoping to get something out of him? You're either an unattractive female that receives little to no attention or a beta bottom bitch guy that doesn't even do his own fucking. Get the fuck over yourself LOSER.
@goodvibes-gy3jn
@goodvibes-gy3jn 7 ай бұрын
Asking somebody to masturbate in front of them makes you a sexual deviant who shouldn’t be allowed around women? Seems like a pretty radical take. You wanna cut the hands off of thieves as well?
@hulkangry5546
@hulkangry5546 Жыл бұрын
Louis is good real good but Nick fucking rules 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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