Louis van Gaal's funniest quotes - BBC Sport

[@declanhampson1098]

No one could command a room like him. He had everyone eating out of the palm of his hand. His aura is insane.

[@eugenedevlin9029]

United should bring him back for comedy value alone. He is a legend lol

[@ThomasWilliams89]

miss him!!! what a legend.

[@ireneugeba5282]

Louis Van Gaal, is the biggest and most charismatic manager in the world. I missed him when he left Man Utd. The press conferences were box office.

[@dorualex3092]

Van Gaal I miss him, he was so funny man, the most funny in the last 10y

[@321deemo123]

Mike smalling

[@londonsfinest6070]

The sex masochism thing killed me. They barely saved my life lol

[@Creees]

Sex muscles hahaha. Wonder why he said that

[@DarthTheGamer]

legend! 🙏🏼❤️✝️ I hope he heals asap! God bless him! 🙏🏼❤️✝️

[@cinnamonxbun]

this is even funnier as a native dutch speaker 💀💀💀 his accent got me rolling

[@tyrant_academy]

I never missed a single press conference from LVG and Mourinho. Ole came in and ever since I haven't watched a press conference in 4 years. I'm starting to warm up to Ralf because of his honesty. He's not as brutal as LVG or Mourinho but I still like it.

[@talhabaloglu5527]

Exactly the same for me. Van Gaal's pressers were incredible and I watched everyone of them.

[@penaltygallery]

Louis van Gaal's Army!

[@evh4611]

MANCHESTER UNITED should have never let him go. The team would have slowly improved, more and better than with Mourinho that's for sure.

[@jamesmorley3031]

the best one was the long balls against west ham i was at that game

[@JULIA-e7k]

Please get better soon Mr Van Gaal😂😅you cheer me up❤😊

[@glenndowling8383]

He’s not rude. He’s just Dutch

[@levischuurmans9400]

He's such an icon. 😂

[@rhmndn]

I am not even Native English speaker and he is hilarious af

[@carrington8999]

He’s wacky but a fantastic manager look at his Ajax team in the 90’s he’s fantastic at bringing young players into first teams.

[@ALIMOHAMED-ge4co]

Mike smalling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@r33z35]

Queen’s Park raisins

[@maartengroot9326]

Hahahaha

[@uknownuknown3431]

He was the best

[@rbg75]

He twitch his ass...

[@tdevine3730]

He's a mad man! 🤣❤️‍🔥✊🏼

[@qritique]

Louis van Gaal

[@denisakinmolasire9368]

LOUIS VAN GAALS ARMY LOL.

[@timinruislip6863]

Love that guy

[@seifaboud9501]

I swear I watched the last clip live on TV 🤣

[@edward101277]

This man will be missed from football, happy retirement

[@sit-insforsithis1568]

He’s back as dutje dutch coach !

[@Doodloper]

Eddie, I have some excellent news for you ---> Louis van Gaal has returned as football coach!!!

[@Doodloper]

Eddie, I am not joking, its reality!!! You can check the newspapers or other news sources :)

[@Doodloper]

@@sit-insforsithis1568 - I am so happy with his comeback!!! ----> I hope you are excited too!!!

[@sit-insforsithis1568]

@@Doodloper hell yeah I’m really exited for the next World Cup ! I hope lvg stays coach for a while

[@bigiron4066]

savage

[@sillysod33]

Total legend.

[@Creees]

This same time last year in January it was suggesting Louis Van Gaal stuff as well

[@user-lv8lt8gu4g]

As a dutchman Im gonna miss him. We need more psychopaths like him. (positively said)

[@VideoAssistantRafi]

Mock LVG as much as you want but the man is a genius to win the CL with starting lineup made of teenagers & early 20s in it & defeats the defending champion AC Milan back then with all the superstars in it that’s just WOW

[@LordMangudai]

"Can I give it to you, you can copy it and then you go to Big Sam" lmao

[@scoll13]

Wish he was still manager

[@Southwest1]

He is back at the Netherlands nation team for wc22

[@zwide4]

"twisting my ass", " last year's captaim was Mike Smalling", 😂😂oh my god

[@getheroutofthetruck]

SO! You know dat?

[@jarnekompier]

The funniest things were when he used Dutch expressions and made them English😂

[@callofninjafifamafia]

Imagine Zlatan signing Van Gaal with Haaland as assistant Coach

[@navaponmudipsivanandam7947]

Manchester United didn't deserve Him!

[@martinrose6357]

Do you reckon that if he were to coach United now, there would be some private words behind the scenes at OT with him due to the nature of his language? I just can't imagine United affording to draw more controversy onto them now + football has become corporate and robotic. Miss you grandpa Louis!

[@KilyanAustin]

I think its hilarious how he managed an english team but never managed to lose the Dunglish.

[@r33z35]

LOL

[@Creees]

The sex muscles part is always funny

[@ezi3106]

Mr Mike Smalling

[@jprakash7245]

Dolan Troompan!😆

[@IAmTurbogfx]

It just hit me now, that he makes me think of Donald Trump..

[@martinrose6357]

Why is BBC using Shakira music for this wtf hahaaha

[@KRolandChawang]

Messi

[@paulorocha842]

Ganda cagada...

[@jackma4789]

I think he needs to see a doctor appointment

[@13metal1]

Nah

[@lfcspectre4335]

Dutch Clown

[@Victor-07-04]

A clown who managed to win bronz in 2014 for his country

[@CST28543]

Van gaal is the most arrogante man in Football during his time as trainer. His presentationis horrible. In Holland can not be proud of this man. In Holland are better coaches in performance. Yes, he had successes by some clubs. But his behaviour is abnorbel.

[@Goalsratios]

Your spelling is abnorbel

[@vankuipland]

Are you related to him and which Holland are you talking about ?

[@danielshah3494]

Abnorbel hahahaha

[@Astronomynatureandmusic]

@@Goalsratios You have stinked therein. He got you on the cupboard.

[@tathagatabishayee9345]

You are abnorbel my friend.