Lowtiergod - A Bedtime Story

[@LeeMoebuta]

This man's ability to create a story out of nowhere in real time just to roast somebody is incredible

[@terrencehollins8072]

Shit imma sleep good tonight nigga. Mmmm-MMMMM!!!!!😂🍆🍑💦

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

There won't be a single AI that can generate stories of this quality as fast as LTG does on the spot for the next 20 years.

[@thepotatoshow1887]

"Black crispy critter" 💀 ☠️

[@meandmynibbas2599]

😂😂😂

[@thedevilsleutice]

With nappy ass hair.

[@Icymemphis10]

@@thedevilsleutice foaming at the mouth

[@codyr.48]

Read this as he said it lmao

[@joeyzapata6786]

😂

[@Olav3D]

LTG telling a story is like when mr. Garrison wrote his book, it always ended up describing naked men no matter how hard he tries to be straight😂

[@amuroray9115]

Lol

[@iAmNotReal0_o]

Who said you had to be gay to tell a story with something gay in it?

[@chrisnichols9014]

@@iAmNotReal0_o Dale talks about gay shit all the time, man. The only stories he comes up with are gay ones. He's in the fucking closet and he knows it.

[@izanagiorochi5145]

​@@iAmNotReal0_o you did

[@shanecharles4589]

@@izanagiorochi5145 lol

[@literalmonkeyman5101]

This is definitely his origin story

[@isaaccuevas8839]

I. I’m hgonna v

[@DemonPrinceofHell]

Hahahahahahaha

[@AnthroHD]

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[@redisGabe]

Nah it can’t be. At the start he said “crispy” black child if it was him he’d say “creamy peanut butter complexion” black child

[@an18yearoldmongolianguy]

@@redisGabe Chiseled skin, symmetrics to perfection, genes gifted by the Creator himself

[@aedwards2519]

A summarized autobiography

[@deggie3154]

Projection is real

[@Knightphall]

"Some sort of being or deity.....shoves something up his ass" He enjoyed that part way too much

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Sounding like the author of Berserk 😂

[@toheekang174]

@@thelegacyofgaming2928so just Berserk

[@polskillz]

Some sort of being or deity…. a low tier god Dude’s narrating his homo fantasy

[@jjjjo7582]

​@@toheekang174If it was the author it would be "Kentaro Miura" he wrote it but that doesn't make his name beserk lmfao

[@toheekang174]

@@jjjjo7582 my favourite author is Berserk. I like the character Nuts or whatever his name is

[@0d4_Nobunaga]

LTG is the best homoerotic violence story writer.

[@leagueoflolcows6647]

I give it a saturn stick out of ten.

[@ahzora8017]

@@leagueoflolcows6647 Saturn stick out of 10 😂😂😂😂

[@verycool2050]

😂what a sick human being

[@BenetteG]

50 Shades of Peanut Butter, a homoerotic violence novel by author Daley Manu

[@DLGProduxtions]

Dawg this is his way of coming out as a SA survivor

[@TheLadSteven]

I had no clue where the next sentence was gonna take the story. I was intrigued and nervous, a true horror story.

[@deluxegolem4012]

I knew immediately it was gonna be about a dude getting raped cause it’s LTG

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@deluxegolem4012 😂😂😂😂

[@andre-li7qo]

Inevitably it would end with someone getting fucked in the ass

[@glucosemolecule601]

How tf he come up with this on the spot 💀

[@marvinbray5889]

He experienced it

[@mli3083]

Speaking from the heart 😤

[@averagebreadconsumer9489]

Its his origin story

[@laranitaloca6913]

He has been waiting for this moment, and now that someone finally ask him for a story hes ready.

[@frenchfry4017]

His talented af.

[@thedrinkinggamemaker9749]

This man does more than tell stories. He is changing lives. Powerful

[@WalidXQ]

And ending lives! 😝

[@pold111]

dhar mann

[@Rasupubegasu]

@@WalidXQ⚡️⚡️🌩️

[@JayToThe4thPower]

2:33 “GETCHO’ BLACK ASS DOWN HERE”

[@BubbleGum566]

Venom when he sees miles morales.

[@theannouncer5538]

@@BubbleGum566 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amuroray9115]

@@BubbleGum566 💀💀💀

[@voiceofreason2674]

Lmao the booty busting xenomorph gotta say black ass

[@fes4861]

@@BubbleGum566 😭

[@KiRMett]

Dale, stop acting like this wasn't you in the story getting booty busted by Xenomorphs.

[@schizophrenicsnowman3226]

HAHHASGATSWGUS💀💀

[@bofi1280]

Booty boosted XD

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Xenomorphs is insane 😂

[@EngiGODS358]

💀💀💀💀

[@kwc0435]

Bro got violated by the xenomorphs inner jaw😭😭

[@magnumbreakz]

All jokes aside he's actually good at narrating wtf

[@T800BR]

That fact is part of the joke

[@Blue-vd6bv]

And always gay ass shit

[@arificiallemon3640]

Well yea this is the same guy that will be making a long "how i fucked your mom" story in a few seconds every time hes angered slightly

[@LoudWaffle]

Right? The little important details come so naturally to him. Introducing new details to keep interest, incorporating nice little twists and turns, building suspense, even theowing in completely superfluous elements just to flesh out the narrative (like the whole aside about thinking the sound was a dog chewing on steak).

[@felixgutierrez993]

Say what you want about him... dude is an IMMACULATE story teller and on the spot lol. (Even tho I think he prepares these some of these story's before hand lol)

[@Bigburton3]

I love how he starts blaming the guy who told the story at the end 😭

[@Grodycell]

Love how at 4:13 he stops telling the story to insult the chatter who asked for the story and then immediately goes back to tellin the story again.

[@Raven-so4tz]

my fav part

[@Matias_x22x]

Was Rocks who make that question, lmao. (Rocks was a 1/2 troll also the "friend" of LTG)

[@scuppo]

😂

[@penguinsmovies]

Totally a story that a heterosexual man would tell.

[@liggmabllz1875]

🤣😂

[@RiskyB]

im actually gay and would never say some shit like this of the dome

[@ShinkuGouki]

"He laid there in a puddle of matrix juice" 🤣

[@Daniel328DT]

@@RiskyB He's definitely into weird fetishes. He gets a high off of sexual humiliation.

[@Terrox_]

He ain't gay. Ur joke is cringe

[@HypeRlStrikeR]

low tier god needs to run his own tournament and do the commentary, it would be the most god like tournament ever to take place in the FGC

[@leagueoflolcows6647]

I'd pay good money to see that or get front row seats lol.

[@lordkai59]

"HE'S DOING A 10 HIT COMBO. THIS DUDE'S DOING STRINGS"

[@magnumbreakz]

Man you're right dale should've stopped playing and start commentating

[@herrflantier3739]

It always has to end with BBCs and busting loads with this guy

[@donxkaine]

“GET YOUR BLACK ASS DOWN HERE” 👹

[@lollllolll.]

*GET YO BLACK ASS DOWN HERE*

[@yamicats]

lol this is kinda why i believe ltg isnt serious when he asks to gtab. on other videos, people clown on him for getting offended, but he never argues and just turns whatever comment into a ridiculous story

[@b1mbap]

Only LTG can tell the most unhinged shit in the most literate way possible

[@analien5251]

“GET YO BLACK ASS DOWN HERE👹”

[@WolfHunner]

"Little B L A C K adolescent child."

[@thebeastwithin6978]

Little C R I S P Y

[@bigboiqq]

“Crispy ass black adolescent kid” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Shanghai_cola]

"Dont make me ever tell you a bedtime story" *continues telling the story

[@deadbeatdrop999]

Matrix juice

[@shinfitz]

1:38 Who would think that sound is a dog eating steak? His attempt to build tension is hilarious. 🤣

[@mikepower8999]

lmao! bro it was so randomly specific.

[@Ugg_Son_Of_Thogg]

A dog slurping some hot ramen.

[@kanyerahming]

He’s too good at this lmaoooo. Especially just for a troll response.

[@sovietunion142]

Either this man was reading off a script, or bro might not be as straight as he says.

[@isaaccooper862]

For the next person that makes a mod with LTG voicelines in Street Fighter, can someone do Urien/ Gill's grab as "Get yo black ahh down here!"

[@tenosicks]

bro tells a well narrated story of the top of his head and then tells the guy not to ask him to tell a story ever again

[@cerberusalphagaminginc1904]

When Dale shares his weekend plans 😳

[@onyekachukwumukwumereije799]

How can anyone watch this and not laugh at this? The dude may be a complete clown but when it comes to his stories it’s pure content. I would pay good money if somebody animated this lmfao

[@Shagamaw-100]

They have animated the story.

[@trollgod6467]

@@Shagamaw-100 link?

[@Shagamaw-100]

@@trollgod6467 There is a channel called Dakhan who creates somewhat animated videos of LTG. That is what I was talking about.

[@fireflameft2964]

Holy shit man he is the fucking goat I swear I've never watched a stream of his but the fucking stories and his meme are so hilarious

[@Jay-wi6wn]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3fbYWdomdxkbLM

[@od813]

This man never fails to create gay fanfics out of nothing

[@LoveHata]

Wtf is wrong wit this nigga? 🤣🤣. I'm in tears right now

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

😂😂😂😂

[@ratave6472]

He’s ltg. That’s what’s wrong with him

[@ishmaelmiles2216]

😂😂Me and you bro

[@amongersus2893]

I’m crying who tf comes up with this on the fly 💀💀💀 “matrix jucie” “GET YOUR BLACK ASS DOWN HERE”

[@bensonabernathy4664]

LTG is a genuine storyteller for him to come up with such a story with such detail on the spot is incredible.

[@terrencehollins8072]

Shit. Imma sleep good tonight nigga. Mmm-MMMMM!!!!!😂🍆🍑💦

[@GuntRedLikeAnApple]

"Once upon a time, there was a naughty. Little crispy. Little *BLACK* " lmao

[@skull_fire3569]

"This black crispy critter" 💀

[@voodoo2006]

Atomic heart reference

[@mirroreduniverse9044]

What’s even funnier is that Rocks requested the bedtime story

[@therealchocolatex6456]

"Invisible black spirit" yeah that makes sense lol

[@an18yearoldmongolianguy]

He could tell the perpetrator was black by his way of speech

[@Pastàár]

Same guy who said “I got two words for you. Documentation.”

[@TheRealWoopSlap]

LTG always manages to create the most entertaining stories on the spot

[@mikeoxlong567]

"This black crispy critter"

[@igee1605]

This guy is absolutely insane but hilarious at the same time it's brilliant

[@hubbelizer8412]

Ngl I really miss prime LTG... The guy was genuinely hilarious, now he's so completely nerfed he's like a husk of a person

[@KxNGFeel]

"Different side of the numbers"

[@thehale_]

1:06 This part is so underrated. You can tell he’s just imagining his trolls when he describes this part

[@mtflieutenant7693]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Happyhappyt]

XD

[@lollllolll.]

I'm dead 💀

[@hydrated8585]

“When you run your liable to get chased”

[@rawrxd4919]

you're*

[@spencermcbride3881]

"GET YO BLACK ASS DOWN HERE!!!!"

[@cashbag]

Why is he speaking in 3rd person?

[@evisluE]

good one

[@amuroray9115]

It took me a second to get this 😂

[@voltwolf9839]

he speaking from the monster pov 💀

[@lostskull7467]

@voltwolf9839 ? It's entirely in the victim's pov lol In the story it's never stated explicitly what the monster was and there's a time skip when the kid becomes unconscious

[@hikkisewor]

How can you not sleep after that bedtime story?

[@wackywavingsuperfun]

Dale's entire brain neuron's only activate when he's telling Wattpad homo erotic fanfictions 💀

[@terrencehollins8072]

I ain’t going to sleep after this. Eyes wide open,ass cheeks clinched.

[@ghostscarduelist8707]

Ltg origin story

[@bensonabernathy4664]

Imagine if LTG ever had kids, and one day hoping to find a good bedtime story LTG's kid finds this video.

[@obbuoqn7736]

Honestly i could see LTG being an awesome dad

[@orianultimer]

@@obbuoqn7736Welp.

[@elderalencar4832]

This one aged so bad lol

[@warcrimeconnoisseur5238]

I can't anymore, he's too fucking funny. Reminds me of the MW2 times

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Lol he comes from that time 😂

[@terrencehollins8072]

@@warcrimeconnoisseur5238 Remember back during I think it was between’08-‘10 the chat rooms and live links and all forms communications between players for MW2 and games like that during that era? It was the most visceral,raw and unrefined things I’ve experienced. The trash talking insults and death being tossed around. Dudes held absolutely NOTHING BACK. Talking about how’d they bang each other’s moms snd sisters and calling each other queer and shit. Those were some of the best times. It got real bad during the recession though. You had A LOT of pissed off young men worried about money and jobs and things of the like.

[@igee1605]

Moral of the story is don't cause ruckus and turmoil

[@coolcat503]

I’m glad Dale is opening up to us about his childhood trauma

[@sayzin]

I thought it was going to be a scary story not a homoerotic fantasy lmao

[@Thetoucanman918]

It’s both

[@Mhats]

i love how in the beginning he's just playing a video game peacefully

[@BiohazardTenno]

2:32 My abs hurt from laughing so hard..how does he make these sounds.🤣

[@vampir3sbl00d]

GET YOUR BLACK ASS DOWN HERE 👹👹👹

[@kirbybryden2226]

2:33 I laughed my ass off! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shaneleclaire6912]

“you’re liable to get chased” Scholar

[@Deadleaf01]

"Get yo BLACK ASS DOWN HERE"

[@youtubeveteran5769]

i need this shit in a complete audiobook lol

[@lifzz-gv1sx]

You can tho. Just save this video as mp3 and if you use apple, you can add it to your device as audiobook

[@kemmyexists]

Why is it always sexual with this dude 😂

[@guilhermefonseca6689]

Ltg's confession

[@guilhermefonseca6689]

story

[@amuroray9115]

@@guilhermefonseca6689 lol

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

He was the deity

[@jevharirowe5208]

Bros voice is so soothing

[@dorfinn2196]

the fact after he told a 4 minute story he tells dude to never ask him again and insults him lmao LTG is sumn different

[@druidzown]

Crispy kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@kiyopawn]

In his famous "kys" rant, before the clip of the rant, he said something with "my matrix juice", so I'm assuming the deity in this one is him.

[@daebaach9712]

Adult swim needs to give this man a budget

[@thatuzumaki7802]

Was Dale the kid in this story?💀💀

[@mattb6522]

I thought he was the Matrix Monster?

[@exxtra4879]

Rocks was victim in the stiry

[@Griggs133]

I play this every night before bed imagining LTG is hovering over my bed reading it to me

[@terrencehollins8072]

Shit. Imma sleep good tonight nigga. Mmm-MMMMM!!!!!😂🍆🍑💦

[@metaskeleton]

Very wholesome story right there ❤. Sharing it to my family:)

[@apal5757]

4 minutes of off the dome world building just to roast the guy lol

[@Kholdster]

A different dimension ... A different side of the numbers 😂

[@madmanpete3332]

“You said tell you a bedtime story” 😂😂

[@kanna2746]

This dude said crispy critters a whole year before atomic heart nah his vocab of insults unmatched

[@bensonabernathy4664]

I would narrate this to my younger nephew. This works wonders and my nephew falls sleep so quickly and calmly. Thank you LTG, your stories help my nephew falls asleep fast and calm.

[@FrozenYogurtEnjoyer]

Lowteirgod has some amazing narration

[@owleen4251]

Lovecraft at his finest

[@nervousnorvus1944]

I'm sorry this happened to LTG, that was awful and explains his sociopathy a lot.

[@vogavation]

It didn’t happen to him, he was the diety

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@vogavation 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikumika3819]

@Vogavation so he fucked a child?

[@koperpac4638]

@@vogavationhe is the low tier *god* after all

[@Virgin221_]

@@koperpac4638wouldn’t be the first time he’s done it to someone underage

[@alliedbrandon1355]

LTG is the only LolCow that I like. The guy actually has some charisma and can make me laugh unlike the other ones. Who else tells stories like these? 😂

[@Hassan-zw9tb]

this and the chase are hilarious

[@illberightback5015]

are you a sub in his chat

[@kingspin14]

Matrix juice 😂😂 dawg im weak

[@DunDunDunDun809]

LTG is a vessel for some outer god, confirmed.

[@lessermook7608]

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁 be not afraid

[@elijeezymceezy]

Best bedtime story of all time lmao 😂

[@QuietEscapism]

This dude is unreal lmao

[@D-2-the-no]

The animated version of this is godlike 😂

[@antimatterstudios8395]

> invisible > black

[@ratave6472]

70 IQ scholar

[@KenleyNoel-bm9el]

And that's the reason why you shouldn't steal chicken and glazed donuts.

[@bensonabernathy4664]

Truly a bedtime story for all the adult-children( adults who still have the personality and mindset of a child).

[@Tomi-berry]

This guy is literally Evil Etika

[@paulievespucci6867]

Green fluid? So it was Dream all along.

[@fredfour0]

Pulled his boxers of before his belt

[@poly_g6068]

The monster is on that level

[@MementoDespair]

The donovan spirit

[@kenobigaming5755]

3 silver coins

[@ShaquilleOatmeal849]

This story was so comforting that I was snuggled up and sleeping 3mins and 40s in

[@GlutenPlayz]

the ASMR is insane

[@ramza675]

Low Tier Fantasy

[@crona1794]

Surprised he didn't start it off with "here's what Imma do"

[@tvnawmayn9320]

One of yall is a black crispy critter?? 💀