Lu Bu making a delicious dinner

[@Bonovasitch]

He even sings while he cooks. Best husbando right there

[@CaptFrost-ed8ij]

When is he cooking I don't see it

[@feckadoodlethe2nd]

@@CaptFrost-ed8ij r/whooosh!

[@birususama827]

Lu Bu = the best opera singer in the world.

[@chrisbarlow6422]

Birusu Sama Yeah it is a shame to see such a general go against cap cao

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@chrisbarlow6422 Cao Cao had a chance to hire him, but executed him instead. I would've just clapped him in irons, but give him a golden cage between fights.

[@florians9949]

Dubuya Jay Cao Cao was actually interested in hiring LuBu when he capture him, but his advisor remind him that he is the single most untrusted worthy man in China, he had the reputation for betraying every single warlord he ever work for and that’s include Dong Zhuo.

[@DateMasamune1636]

That's why cao cao is hated

[@florians9949]

Sir Lancelot The Warden to be honest, Cao Cao is my favourite man from the three kingdom era.

[@thuhadoan5620]

Lu Bu, a talented opera singer

[@Bubble23428]

thuha doan but he is a idiot

[@maddragon3076]

thuha doan name of anime.

[@hteteaindraykyaw996]

😂lol l hadn't realized it.

[@TheManofthecross]

I know it is he at the opera house/ :P

[@megadeath45]

"Can anybody provide me with a decent dinner?!"

[@RetroAdzz]

Ha nice :D

[@feckadoodlethe2nd]

Hitokiri Battousai hahahaha!

[@gendoruwo6322]

Lubu impersonating Gordon Ramsay: "IT'S XXXXing RAW!!!"

[@namishusband818]

Diao-Chan

[@Okuni_]

Can anybody provide me with a decent Opera House

[@starhalv2427]

I love that he lowkey respects these soldiers who carry spears for him- doesn't allow them to be harmed and doesn't say even a word of dissatisfaction when they don't bring as many spears as he wanted, just turns back without a word allowing them to refill before going back out

[@LuBuFengXian]

That is why Lu Bu is a true king

[@passingby3344]

A warrior, opera singer, and a chef. *MAGNIFICENT*

[@CopperYacht]

*looks left* Hmmmm... *looks right* Hmmmmmmm... *reaches back for spear* HMMMMM! *looks back at spear man* hmm?

[@migueeeelet]

*attacks enemies* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@txvfik-8985]

Patrick Mulgrew HAHHAHAHAHA

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*Attacks enemies:* *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@nuclear9977]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahah

[@kaitsar8984]

anyone notice the attackers had a cannon between 9-10 centuries before gunpowder was discovered? lol this is hilariously inaccurate but makes for good entertainment.

[@Darthzim950]

Lu Bu is absolutely terrifying, even when passive and yodeling into battle. I'd hate to be the guy who actually makes him angry.

[@namishusband818]

+IDA Official Ironically, it's Chen Gong's "betrayal" who puts him over the edge.

[@shingoke4637]

Dude, Lu Bu is op god couldn’t nerf him so he banned him

[@4realRecon]

@Mal Mosque That's a fact slick

[@vaiyt]

Are you Cao Cao? No. Then youhave no business making Lu Bu angry.

[@supersmashbro596]

the secret of the chinese military? they don't need nuclear weapons. somewhere, deep deep underground under lock and key they have lu bu imprisoned. the only reason why they dont use him is because china is just as much of a target as the rest of the world.

[@jakedge3]

somehow, this anime made lu bu a thousand times more badass than I thought humanly possible. and all they had to do was turn him into a singing god of war whose sole line in the anime was "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[@y.kazayaki3681]

What broke me was his retainer no longer having spears , if I was Lu Bu I'd laugh right then and there.

[@sa3vus]

Well.. Lu Bu Playing Dynasty Warriors In animes now, i should've known

[@TheDan965]

This entire anime's Lu Bu in a nutshell- MMMMMMMM.....MMMMMMM.......HMMMMMMMMM!

[@hawkumin1766]

Don't forget AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@bulgogiboi9811]

You also forgot OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@RenegadeVile]

Well let's face it, you don't get Lu Bu for his speaking skills, you get him to beat things up, that's literally all he's good for because he fucked everything else up.

[@Papuaani]

I love how Lu Bu has slightly different HMMM!:s depending on if he's attacking, if he is surprized or if he has a question x'D

[@yizhouwang4316]

I feel like Lu bu is singing an opera...

[@michaelmurray8134]

Well if he is he ain't half bad.

[@steelballs9551]

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

[@warriorfire8103]

ok that part with the guys bringing even more spears at the end broke me. I like to think Lu Bu approves of them learning to bring a ridiculous amount of backup spears for him.

[@paleface171]

I have seen so ridiculous anime moments but I was laughing from how crazy this was. Slaughters many of Cao Cao's warriors yodeling while he does it.

[@dravendfr]

paleface171 Because "Lü Bu"

[@Phandiw]

...Oh. Oh I hadn't seen this before. Suddenly now your "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" in Mount and Blade Dynasty Warriors makes sense. This is amazing I have to stop laughing so hard I'm fucking drooling

[@chosenfallen2024]

When Lubu stepped out the gate dynasty warriors PTSD kicked in. I knew what was gonna happen.

[@bruh4852]

Three Kingdoms Total War looks great.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Yeah, I'm sad. I nearly got Lu to join Liu Bei, but I didn't have enough money to keep him happy. Really wanted him and Guan Yu in the same murder stack.

[@Skatolotodo]

For what platform is that?

[@epicmemer7543]

This video is basically how he plays.

[@gundamnduke0]

nah, this is Dynasty Warriors

[@jordanrayner9022]

Yeah ive been playing as lubu on total war, he can clear about 800-900 troops by himself without breaking a sweat aswell as defeating every general on the battlefield..

[@Lightingwarrior]

Vald the impaler would be proud

[@ultramarinexi6761]

vladdy guy's cruel

[@hteteaindraykyaw996]

Chinese Vlad The Impaler.😂

[@sparda74]

I was looking for this comment. Well done. >8[ Mmmmm! See, even Lu Bu agrees.

[@citrusorange794]

A FATE Referance!? Well Played

[@Lemuel928]

Oh trust yourselves,Mister Alucard would be truly proud of this.

[@deknof3396]

i never knew Lu Bu had such a good singing voice

[@NAVI-dw7xe]

Love how he just silently acknowledges his boys.coolest fucking boss ever.

[@ZhengIsRight]

Lü Bu sounds as if he's breaking out into the Trololo song at any moment.

[@leoflamez9424]

No I wonder my glass of milk broke because of LuBu's voice

[@808pita]

red hare has to be a super saiyan horse...look at his hair!!! lmao

[@LeviathanTamer31]

Yeah that pretty much sums up Red Hare... a Super Saiyan Horse.

[@ikidakimasu]

overpowered as fuck

[@AsianMoriarty]

and this is the slightly more normal version of him XD you should see other characters in games and anime based off Lubu

[@DJalem]

Fiery Red Head what is this anime called?

[@siLvercross90]

*Lu Bu Dynasty Warrior theme starts playing*

[@fireyfacepunch6394]

I also have to like how there was an actual shish kabob edited in there

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

I love how this is categorized as education.

[@stleon2470]

Lu Bu: who wants a Chinese shish kabob?!

[@LordOfGilneas]

"We're surrounded! How can we win?!" Lu Bu: *Hold my Spare Spears.*

[@jordanrayner9022]

Yeah ive been playing as lubu on total war, he can clear about 800-900 troops by himself without breaking a sweat aswell as defeating every general on the battlefield..

[@damackabet.4611]

the enemy was just playing wrong, they didnt send enough waves of men till he reached his kill limit and shut down.

[@MonosEx]

5:12 sad part about knowing ancient chinese story, is that you can feel bad about what truly is going to happen...

[@charityproctor627]

Crazy huh? They cut his head off along with 2 others.

[@helio7455]

what happen

[@unnamedtheanonymous763]

@@helio7455 he lost this battle. cao cao bursted a dam, which flooded the city lu bu is currently occupying, making defense impossible on the next siege. the next day, lu bu's own army chained and captured him in the middle of night and then surrendered to cao cao.

[@Green-Raccoon777]

​​@@unnamedtheanonymous763Who would win? The most feared warrior of the era who's combat prowess makes a certain series look feasible. OR Some water.

[@randomnepali7772]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Seriously guys, Don't pursue Lu Bu

[@retrogamernidal]

and avoid Hulao gate, at any cost

[@dakotabless4800]

And don't kill Diao Chan

[@DairokutenMaoUwU]

3:42 When you did most of the work and your groupmates took share of the credit

[@kac022796]

Nice to see lu bu doing what he does best no matter where he goes

[@jkphilosophy101]

Lubu making shawarma out of the army

[@Zeruckiven]

Lu bu's just like, trolololo. OHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH.

[@MasterZirius]

that's on easy mode, I wanna see him do the same thing on chaos mode >:(

[@AsianMoriarty]

Leinhart pretty sure that was chaos mode and we were playing xiahoudun :3

[@afterburner44]

He was playing on easy mode

[@mugenokami2201]

That WAS chaos mode....for his enemies

[@zhaoyun255]

@@afterburner44 Nah, that was Nightmare Mode. The guy Musou was so broken that it could One Shot+Unblockable.

[@fumeking701]

Bold of you to assume this wasnt on chaos mode

[@angkhoao1731]

Lu Bu prepares for BBQ He needs the Fire Orb at the Battle of Si Shui gate And I love how polite and gentle this Lu Bu is 2:20, only take the spear when the soldier lets go of it instead of forcefully taking it out of his man's hand

[@month32]

What is better than one dude with loads of spears? 10 dudes with loads of spears!

[@shinryuvirus9987]

is it just me or does that horse look like a super saiyan Son Goku also shesh kabab for everyone

[@PRO210621]

Super Saiyan horse? xD

[@shinryuvirus9987]

Son Goku check out that hair

[@PRO210621]

I did

[@shinryuvirus9987]

Son Goku now let's eat

[@PRO210621]

Oooh food, where where?!

[@daswordofgork9823]

I like it how at the northern gate his retainer gets more spears plus more guys with even more spears.

[@mariano98ify]

I think it's because in the first attempt many did not believe in a victory for LuBu, but then they see that Lu Bu slaughtered part of the enemy army and at the moment that Lu Bu comes out again through the other northern gate they are encouraged to follow him because they know who will beat to who and want to give him more spears to kill more enemies

[@travisanderson77]

"Citation needed" -Wikipedia

[@afterburner44]

*Can anybody provide me with a decent breakfast?!*

[@soulmaster846]

Lu Bu: Can anyone provide me with a decent challenge?!

[@SchrodingerMil]

Ok KZbin. I watch a handful of Total War Three Kingdom videos and now you send me this.

[@dawwammawardimuthahhari3152]

Ye same as me

[@billnyetherussianspy2415]

I know right, but I gotta say I'm not disappointed.

[@kevinreynold5590]

lu bu with dreadlock? waka flocka lu bu going to drop some mixtapes! 😂

[@assholus228]

Lu Bu in this anime is a 8 to 9 foot tall giant part-African, demi-god.

[@assholus228]

***** Being anti-racist and rational is not cuck, cucks refer to being a politically-correct soft stool, but racism on the basis of pseudo-science makes you just a racist-inbred. Also, there is zero evidence of Neanderthals being intellectually superior. If you cite cranial-volume/brain-size as an evidence, then you'd be wrong because our cranial-volume has shrunk for the last 30,000 years but we are by far way more intelligent (efficiency and neuro-connectivity improved). Outside of earlier invention of music instruments than homo sapiens, technologically, there was nothing more advanced about Neanderthals. Nonetheless, interbreeding with Neanderthals is most likely the biggest reason for racial differences physically between Europeans/Asians versus Africans. So the whole idea that Africans are "sub-humans" would then be incorrect, cause they are far closer to pure "humans" than we are.

[@assholus228]

***** In sum, you need to cast away your unjustified racist attitude against black people. I do believe however, that certain culture are certainly inferior.

[@TheBigfranco1]

Field Commander Cousland a white racist talking on an anomie video, hilarious

[@ValianTiger]

I think he looks very Northern Asian in this anime,look at his slanted eyes with monolid.

[@Bubble23428]

gabe228 that hair is just costumized

[@BlackCrystalAlchemis]

The description is killing me 😂

[@shingoke4637]

I think Lu Bu likes this soldier cause he pauses for a moment to look at him

[@kztsu-3540]

Uber: here’s delivery *Lu bu trying to revive his foo*

[@SOLORANKGAMING]

lu bu is worth 100,000 soldiers according to three kingdoms

[@charityproctor627]

"Is that who I think it is?!" "It's... It's Lü Bu! Lü Bu's come to destroy us!"

[@hermit41]

stop at 4:51 you'll see hidden scene

[@faxmachine9001]

Looks like no one will ever provide him with a decent challenge after all

[@anakmaganggaming]

years later he finally met his challenge in Valhalla against a God😂

[@zackfair914]

"Among men, Lu Bu, among horses Red Hare."

[@dubuyajay9964]

Why am I not surprised you put this up? LOL.

[@yzd123]

lu bu : open the geat i want they all know how to BBQ

[@kanzenchowa9868]

lu bu and his chinese opera singing skills.

[@banchaolan1083]

LuBu was the fashion trendy. He worn crop top and hair dreadlock. Even he scream, he screams like rock star. Besides great warrior, i think he can be the great rock singer .

[@IsturisMasaya]

Thus dude looks like he's about to fight Thor

[@enbaconing9507]

Now I know why my mom tells me to eat breakfast.

[@joulmn]

wow super fighter, talented opera singer and a talented chef too... is he really a hooman ?

[@Nenjamonky117]

Oh, so you wanted to take my castle? Let me sing you the soooOOOOOooong of my people.

[@fcastrotero]

1:13 random soldier looks at him: "...maybe...maybe he's just shy..." *lu bu tenses so much that his veins are marked* "...like...really really...shy..."

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" well said Lord, well said

[@TaingSamreth]

I really enjoy this clip haha ^^

[@fireyfacepunch6394]

I find it interesting how he didn't put off the spear guys off when they joined him, I guess if you have a throwable weapon that helps lu bu kill people, then I guess it's all good

[@the_Red_Star]

my dumb ass actually thought we were gonna see him cooking at first

[@GinoArigo]

Lu Bu is like a freaking genie making cannibalistic BBQ.

[@richardwere4487]

Chinese story with Japanese voice overs the IRONY

[@leeminchung9]

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is actually a very popular story in Japan despite being of Chinese origin. There have been several manga, Anime and video games based on Romance of the Three Kingdoms made in Japan due to how popular it is So there isn't any irony. They're just doing something that's very popular in Japan

[@nuclear9977]

@@leeminchung9 your name sound Korean and Koreans lowkey hate japanese

[@leeminchung9]

@@nuclear9977 actually, I'm Chinese

[@nuclear9977]

@@leeminchung9 from which province my dear ? I want to make u my gf

[@leeminchung9]

@@nuclear9977 firstly, I'm Chinese-Malaysian. Meaning I'm a Chinese person from Malaysia Secondly, I'm sorry to break it to you but I'm male

[@EJAXK13]

Sweet. A dinner and a show.

[@GraveDigger7183]

Am I watching Lubu killing thousands of enemys or is this another episode of perfect Cell vs Ugandan Knuckles ?.

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

Plot twist: Diao Chan cooked that shit.

[@mariano98ify]

Purple Ocean i wonder what happened to Diao Chan? She died fucking with Lu Bu?

[@TheUltradad]

That battle cry, i am all fired up now :)

[@XiahouDun1225]

Xiahou Dun: The only person as dangerous as Lu Bu when angered.

[@thiagomenezes6850]

Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were far better warriors then Xiahou Dun. I guess...

[@easternstrategist5276]

Ma chao is No:2 after Lv bu. This is an official conclusion in China after hundreds of years debate.

[@eternalnemesis9522]

@@easternstrategist5276 even more so than Zhao Yun and Zhang Liao?

[@lordstarship827]

Ma Chao is number 2. I believe Guan Yu, Zhao Yun, Xiahou Dun, and Zhang Liao are number 3 after Ma Chao.

[@astranix0198]

Zhong Xina is the best

[@MagmaZero4112]

dude I am totally working for Lu Bu. I mean did you see the way he cut through those guys. Now that is a guy I could fight under.

[@citrusleech]

**HMMM INTENSIFIES**

[@RoninCinemaGaming]

Major - it~ it~ it~ its lu bu!!!!! Lu bu - GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!

[@Typhloshinobi]

Lu Bu HMMMMMMMMM like might GUY 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LostSoul-TeemoMain]

We need a LU BU Exclusive anime where he unites japan : )

[@LostSoul-TeemoMain]

shhhhh i was thinking samurai warriors when i wrote that

[@AlmightBlackDragon]

Mckenzie Amond No no, leave it that way. See what happens

[@nooneimportant9623]

After Lu Bu fails to unite China and gets executed by cow cow, he gets reborn in japan and owns shit

[@MansMan42069]

Ryofuko-chan

[@akuakkk1908]

Nope i prefer that after losing Xiapi castle he, Zhang Liao, and Chen Gong instead of being captured travel all the way north east and found themself in Japan (which somehow in sengoku era) and decide to make their base there to fight Cao Cao back. That will be epic to see him fight against the strongest in japan which incidentally i forgot his name

[@DateMasamune1636]

Are you the real lu bu who came back to life

[@magnificent10304]

I like when Lu Bu speaks he echoes

[@Mystrohan]

Huh. I always thought raw blood soup was a Vietnamese dish. Lu Bu must be quite the connoisseur.

[@Colinisl]

Too bad this couldn't be how it ended for Lu Bu in this show. I wish he would have been the main character

[@TrevorPhilips]

Among men, Trevor Philips; among teddys, Mr. Raspberry Jam.

[@miot22]

Good lord, the meme worthiness of Pavarotti lu bu is immeasurable.

[@zacharialopez4284]

Among men, Lu Bu. Among horses, Red Mare.

[@TSKGnkur1283]

Lu Bu... A Kebab master himself... I see! - Cao Cao

[@albireotheredguard1599]

This guy is hilarious, this is something to watch while smokin weed! 😄

[@ayanabrazaldo9735]

Does T-pose before it was a thing. We have a winner right here.

[@Bidmartinlo]

They should have imported Roman shields. xD

[@namishusband818]

+Bidmartinlo As if that will stop Lu Bu.

[@Bidmartinlo]

Brandon Tam Nope, nothing can... in anime, but it will increase their survivability.

[@catsndogs98]

No Lu Bu will take those

[@MansMan42069]

Roman shields? Ah nice, the enemy comes with their own plates.

[@dubuyajay9964]

A mission to Rome requesting a troop and equipment exchange? "LEGIO! TESTUDO! ROMA INVICTA!"

[@sirtavion20]

Where can I find this whole series?

[@ColdFormedSteel3D]

AP Jarvan in URF mode

[@PrestonGarveyofthesettlements]

Lu bu came Skewered some people Ran out of poles Left slowly Too gangsta.

[@TakesakaJinn]

Look at that, a dinner and a show

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

...Okay... What in the actual fuck? This is hilarious!

[@dramaking9559]

A deadly demon chef and a 10/10 dad

[@Overlore03]

Can't believe he fought Thor