【NIJIEN DATING SHOW】BACHELOR SHU IS ACTUALLY PARTICIPATING?【NIJISANJI EN | Luca Kaneshiro】

[@pixelian990]

Full Timestamps! (adjusting MY TIMESTAMPS DEADGED TOO AT THE END?? PLEASE WAIT UNTIL I FIX LATER) 1:36 - Stream Start + Something tragic happened to Ren.. + Asked him what he's looking for in the bachelor 4:36 - Begs for a NijiEN dating show logo + Goes to get Shu with a whale model 8:03 - Asks what Shu is looking for + Strange innuendo?? + Was about to report the alien to N*SA 10:01 - WILSON INTRO 12:43 - ZALI INTRO + HE FELL OVER 15:21 - VER "ANYTIME" INTRO + THE TOMATOES ARE BACK 17:18 - REN INTRO 18:52 - VANTA INTRO 21:30 - Shu's thoughts (Part 1) 23:00 - ROUND 1 - 3 MINS 1ON1 WITH WILSON + Host becomes the wingman arc 26:34 - LUCA SNIFFED WILSON + THERE'S DEADGE BANANAS ON THE PANCAKES AND ARE FED NOTHING BUT AIR 30:46 - 1ON1 WITH ZALI + Luca to the contestants: "Guys, lets stand back here, love you guys." 34:22 - All the contestants are crawling on the ground?? + LUCA SNIFFED ZALI 38:32 - 1ON1 WITH VER (IN THE VIP ROOM??) + Trying to roll a dice to see if Shu ends up with Ver + Luca distracts Ver 42:01 - Tells the contestants to step up their games and about their talents + Changes his avatar into Vox and Selen 45:32 - 1ON1 WITH REN + They're walking around the entire building 48:11 - Shu requests for a tinfoil hat + LUCA SNIFFED AND THEN JUMPSCARED REN + Luca gives 'advice' to the contestants 53:31 - 1ON1 WITH VANTA + Ver tried to rizz Luca but took it back + Luca: "Sorry guys I'm the waiter, but you have to wait for me.." + THE BANANA PANCAKES ARE BACK 57:43 - Contestants keeps throwing things at Vanta + Shu thinks that Vanta is actually rizzing Luca 1:02:15 - ROUND 1 ENDS + Shu's thoughts (Part 2) + Luca: "Why me and Mr. 8-ball? I have 2 b*lls already!" 1:04:15 - ROUND 2 - TALENT SHOW + WILSON'S PERFORMANCE + HE MESSED UP THE THERMOSTAT LINE 1:08:22 - ZALI'S PERFORMANCE + TSKR French rizz 1:10:55 - VER "BACK"'S PERFORMANCE + Reimu in Chat! + So many things are being thrown on stage 1:13:03 - REN'S PERFORMANCE + Reveals his true identity.. 1:15:39 - VANTA'S PERFORMANCE + HE SENT SOMETHING TO HIS DMS? 1:18:15 - Shu taking over the host's role to try to get 8-ball and Whale together + ROUND 2 ENDS + Shu's thoughts (Part 3) + Luca: "Oh hey, I'm here with my eight b*lls." + THE CONTESTANTS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN 1:22:21 - ROUND 3 - 1 MIN SPEECH WITH WILSON + Predicted Shu's 'waow' + WILSON IS GETTING BU*LIED 1:25:29 - SPEECH WITH ZALI + Uki in Chat! + SUSSY??? 1:28:05 - SPEECH WITH VER + TSKR Korean rizz + Luca: "Saranghey girl/boy." 1:30:36 - SPEECH WITH REN + OH NO LUCA'S INTERNET DEADGE TSKR | 3:48 5:22 6:11 7:45 12:05 13:30 17:11 24:02 28:57 31:08 40:52 45:20 58:51 1:00:07 1:06:53 1:07:22 1:08:04 1:10:00 1:12:12 1:14:27 1:18:58 1:22:34 1:24:26 1:27:38

[@hayeshoney]

THANK YOU PIXEL

[@werethyria]

Thank you for the timestamps!!

[@NJDJ1986]

thanks for timestamps!

[@nanamitakagi2702]

Thank you, Pixel

[@nanamitakagi2702]

Thank you, Pixel

[@AngeLacer]

Uki - Choose Ren Enna - Choose No One Shu - Choose EVERYBODY!!!

[@Ga_Arimasen]

I only sees pogs everywhere in this situation

[@presh.]

ren is funny as fuck i hope he appears every dating show tbh😭

[@luohuiying4505]

Luca really got you😂ren in every dating show

[@nubaii6838]

he did 😂😂😂

[@nawavivi]

the "Huh" in the background from Ren when Ver said the money is definitely not stolen from ILUNA got me 💀

[@lixlcat9134]

16:17

[@Unknown23470]

You know what for the next one I really want to see mysta as the bachelor… Edit: can’t believe he’s graduating omg …

[@duhneez2068]

with the recent news, I really hope so too..:’) 💛🧡

[@marso5532]

PLS I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN BEFORE HE LEAVES

[@ch12eeee]

I’m actually waiting too.. until yesterday night💔🧡

[@barbatoesventisussy505]

Sameee

[@kyokokay6015]

yaay we finally got it! (Mysta as bachelor)

[@divinedevinn04]

i’ve said it once and i’ll said it again: we NEED a luxiem edition of this dating show where luca’s the bachelor

[@katie5920]

This dating show is honestly one of my favorites to watch 😊

[@katie5920]

I would love to see one with Aster as the Bachelor or a contestant

[@linbri]

1:08:45 : Zali's French rizz (rough translation, i'm not fluent in french) Zali : "Tu ne serais pas grec? Parce que t'es beau comme un Dieu" EN : Are you greek? Because you as beautiful as a God (tn: i think it's a Greek God thing) Zali : "J’ai un gros problème avec mon téléphone, il manque ton numéro" EN : I have a huge problem with my phone, it's missing your number Zali : "En voyant tes photos, je sais qui est responsable du réchauffement climatique" EN : Seeing your photos, I know who's responsible for global warming Zali : "J’aimerais tellement te faire un câlin mais, le garde du musée m’a dit de ne pas toucher aux œuvres d’art" EN : I really wanna hug you but, the museum guards told me not to touch such a work of art. Zali : "Tu sais s’il y aura de l’orage ce soir? Parce que je viens d’avoir un coup de foudre pour toi" EN : Do you know if there's going to be a storm tonight? Because I just fell in love with you (tn: "coup de foudre" means both "thunder" and "love at first sight" Zali : "T’as pas mal aux jambes ? Parce que tu me trottes dans la tête" EN : Do you legs hurt? Because you've been running on my mind Zali : "Tu serais pas ostéopathe? Parce que tu me fais craquer" EN : Are you a chiropractor*? Because you crack me up (tn: it's actually says Osteopath, but close enough) Zali : "Ma petite banane. Tu me fais rêver tout les soirs. Je t'aime" EN : My little banana. I dream of you every night. I love you

[@shreyaplayz1498]

Omgg 😭🙏tskr

[@pixelian990]

It's so funny to see everyone fighting for potassium! Watching Ren trying to get a redemption arc, french and korean rizz, Krisis participating and a secret relationship with 8-ball and Whale was so funny! It's okay about the stream deadgeing Boss! REST WELL

[@isnott]

frr

[@notaperson7986]

Ikrrr it was very pog

[@angwypengwy]

Fighting for potassium 😂😂😂😂

[@Melfarrrr]

Im very thankful u persuade Shubert to be the Bachelor. My yaminion heart was fed

[@monafication]

REN’s rizz was too powerful

[@SkyPearlzG]

Fr💀

[@vcaesium]

Again?? 😂 (I'm only now starting to watch the VOD)

[@MiorAkif]

Ren Zotto, more like Rizzotto

[@Voidlyre]

Agreed

[@j.l.3267]

THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM BOSS!!! Even though the stream ended abruptly, it was still fun and memorable. Every contestant had some rizz but Ren had the most powerful rizz that was a show stopper.

[@meimei0720]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD IN THE OFFICE WHILE WATCHING THIS. (I may or may not have thought of cancelling a meeting fr fr LMAO). Thank you Wilson. Zali, Ren, Ver and Vanta for being so cool AND OF COURSE TO MR. SHU YAMINO. LMAO AND OTSU TO THE HOST, LUCAUR! Looking forward to more rizz in the future!

[@bonkm0nk3y]

"Vanta you're no longer in Krisis" 21:24 😭😭😭

[@yumiiluvly]

LMAOO THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM BOSS! The rizz was too strong it cant handle it anymore love u bosss

[@Mina-nv4ro]

"Wowwwww" -shu

[@WonderStarz]

Thank you so much for the stream Boss, the dating show is amazing and funny! Don't worry about the last part at least it was almost over, hope you feel better

[@SerayaXOfrever]

RIZZ WENT TOO POWERFUL LMAOTHANKYOU FOR THE STREAM TODAY BOSSU! SADGE THAT THE LIVE ENDEDBUT IT'S OKAYHOPE YOU DOING WELL NOW OUR MAFIA BOSS

[@annaChu59]

rizzz was too powerfull thank you for the stream, wucaaa

[@Yvieoneee_eeeee]

THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM BOSS!!💛💛 THE RIZZ IS TOO POWERFUL THAT IT CRASHEDD

[@nobiap]

17:14 My humor is broken... I laughed so hard when Ren came out awkwardly

[@HeliaLiya]

Otsu Luca! Today’s stream was amazing! Gasping for air the whole stream cause laughing too much . Shu is such a perfect bachelor, his monotone ‘wow’ is such a perfect touch. Thank you for such funny and entertaining stream, rest and get well soon. See you next stream

[@Banana_rawr]

The rizz is unstoppable the pc crashed. Thank you for the stream boss!

[@imjustkei]

Welcome back boss Dating streams were always fun thank you for organizing! Also get well soon

[@aeris786]

Zali's French rizz was too strong because PHEWWW 🔥🔥

[@cotqah8]

Thanks for the stream and for hosting another fun NijiEN Dating Show! Rip to your PC during Ren's speech but the stream was really funny xD Have a good one Luca!

[@Bunnytoji]

Thank you for the stream!! It was so much fun and HILAROUS. I couldn’t stop laughing rizz was too powerful

[@katzugia]

RIZZOTTO IS TOO STRONG Stream couldn't take all the rizz

[@raitan_]

Thank you for the stream Luca~ Rizz was too powerful that KZbin-kun couldn’t handle it. Really enjoyed today’s dating show, thank you to everyone who made it possible. Relieved to know you’re feeling a bit better. So happy to see you again~ Rest well and otsukane!

[@SkyeFawnLucaSecretary]

26:34 Don’t mind me just a replay button for an amazing laugh

[@lila_u]

I’m in love with this series omg

[@Miryeoon]

Thank you for the stream, Boss!!! The rizz was way too powerful the stream couldn't handle it LMAO Make sure to take care of yourself! Rest well and have a good day! See you next stream!! ❤

[@aliceharukaaa]

Thank you for the collab stream Luca

[@sparkcelestial]

Shu has the rest of the event/stream (after Luca's internet died) for those who want to finish watching!!!

[@loadyn]

Otsu pog! So hilarious that all the contestants tried to rizz Shu but this banana man just ''WOW''It was fun! Thank you for hosting the dating show boss! Rest well

[@reirei1243]

I could hardly hold my laughter in office holy moly😂 Thanks for the stream!!

[@kevinl2482]

YuQ. Rizzson, Rizzalius Bondage, Ver Rizzillion, Ren Rizotto, and Vanta RizzBringer. Ren was such a Rizzard that Luca's Internet fell for him before he could even start his speech

[@Kyle_033-]

Este fue el primer stream que vi de este canal y la verdad me hizo muy feliz! Me reia mucho por las presentaciones de los demas para ser sincero XD Cuando vi este stream estaba pasando por un momento dificil de estres y me ayudo mucho a distraerme de eso. Ahora que vuelvo a ver el video me siento muy feliz de haber encontrado este video. ¡¡Muchas gracias por todo Luca :)!!

[@CUCUMBER_BROOO]

THANK YOU FOR HOSTING BOSS!! AND THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM SADGE THE STREAM ENDED ANYWAYS I LOVE THIS SHOW IT WAS SO FUN WE LEARN HOW TO RIZZ A RIZZMASTER HAHAHAHAHA ALL OF THEM ARE FUNNY THEIR RIZZ WAS SO POWERFUL THANK YOU AGAIN BOSS CHUCHU😘💛💛 CAN'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF THIS WWEEOOWW

[@LeonysEvostrellaa]

Too much rizz happened in the stream that it was so funny I love this series so much!! We missed you and we’re so glad you’re feeling a bit better! Thanks for another amazing legendary stream boss, rest well and cya next stream

[@shiloh0410]

I'm so busy with my study that can't always watch ur entire stream wucaaa sadge. Anyway it's so much fun!! Thanks for the stream boss

[@Ange0990]

THANKS FOR THE STREAM BTW LUCA IS ON SHU'S STREAM

[@baemaom]

Zali's french rizz is too powerful 😭

[@UniJams]

Thank you for the stream, Boss! THE RIZZ OVERTOOK THE STREAM!! This was such a great stream, I was laughing so hard! Seeing Shu's reactions and everyone's attempts to rizz him up was amazing! A valorant game blossomed in the end...Maybe even a possible relationship between a certain whale and 8-ball too...See you on your next stream, Boss!

[@pregnantmichaelafton]

THABK YOU FOR STREAM LUCA HOPE UR PC IS ALRIGHT

[@ThuAnh-wk3vg]

Thank you for the fun stream boss Hope you'll get better soon

[@kaelyx]

this is my favourite series ever!!! every episode is packed with drama, angst, fights, passion, and so much rizzzzzzzzz!!! thank you luca, shubert and the contestants for such a pog stream!!! hope you're feeling better luca!!

[@kaeeeemaa]

The rizz was too powerful the PC died Thank u for hosting the stream boss! I love this series so much it's so funny, the contestants do be rizzing crazily Thank u to the boys too for participating and finally the awaited shu benenechelor!!! We missed u sm boss good to see you back, hope u feel a lot better soon Take caree!!

[@aitoirasuto]

Welcome back Luca, glad to hear you are well Thank you for the NijiEN dating show collab, it is unfortunate that the cut off happened at the end, but it was still fun! take care and otsu!!

[@yajimatcha]

WE LOVED AND ENJOYED THE STREAM THANK YOU LUCAAA! 💛

[@-Rika_Akira-]

37:00 got me laughing, is my humor broken?

[@honeybleu9303]

ty for the stream boss!!

[@rami_wamiii5780]

This stream is hilarious as I expected, always Unpog the technical difficulty. Thank you for the fun stream boss and i hope you will get well soon

[@Kaya_Stay]

Im only listening at the VOD at work but most of the time I actually couldn’t tell the difference between Ver and Wilson

[@1kumi]

Thank you for the collab and Otsu all your hard work for hosting boss This stream was so funny and has become one of my favorites! Hope u get well soon my favorite "wow~" | 28:57 57:12 57:25 58:01 1:00:56

[@kakyoinscherry]

the overflowing rizz was too powerful for your pc sadge but thanks for hosting another fun dating show boss!! glad to see you're doing better

[@sunny-jp8gq]

dating show so funny I can't. please please give us more!

[@yazhibaa7320]

Thanks for the stream!! It was so fun, the rizz was off the charts 😳

[@LaurAuntt]

Thank you boss for making this happened~ its was so fun

[@gailebear]

thank u for the stream!! cant believe it’s already been 3 episodes of this series, and every single time we’ve been met with nothing but chaos and plot twists this was so fun it ended in the most shu way possible sasuga

[@aprilulululul]

Gonna watch the mid part of the stream coz i missed it this was so much fun lucaaa AHHH PLS MAKE MORE WE WANNA SEE BOSS A CONTESTANT TOO HAHA anyways yeahh as expected,it was a harem ending LOL

[@NJDJ1986]

RIP Luca's PC Died! 1 & half hour of NIJIEN Dating show! great stream today Luca! have a good afternoon!

[@pogpomporin]

watching this in shu's pov now !! ty for the stream boss, i had fun c:

[@jellymicielajoy]

Thank you for the stream Lucaahope you feel better soon

[@arstquive]

Naurrr the stream ended!! but it was so fun!!! Will still be at Shu :> Thank you Luca!!!

[@meg6038]

watched this again and it’s srsly so funny😭i hope it continues with diff ppl, it would be so funny HAHAHAHAHHAAHA THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM LUCAAA

[@dahlizaatan2190]

1:23:30 + 1:24:26 boss predict it right 12:07 LMAO 26:34 he sniff??? AHAH 43:37 selen luca?? LOL 28:54 "wow" LMAO

[@ribbonxheart]

THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM!!

[@ugraci_i]

RIZZ WAS TOO POWERFUL THE STREAM CUT OFF PFFTTT THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM BOSS!

[@royal6918]

thank you for the stream boss!! it was so funny esp the side comments and such episode 4 with whoge?

[@annie9645]

OMG everyone in this stream was so cute..

[@pingu9822]

Thanks for the fun stream! It was very interesting and I laughed so hard😂

[@devia7562]

otsu luca thanks for the fun stream as always and don't worry about the stream suddenly end okay! hope you feel better and better rest well boss poguuuuu

[@werethyria]

THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM BOSS!!! pretty unpog that it crashed but at least we had fun!! Aussie debuff is back lmao

[@ammydawolf8150]

The rizz was too much. Thank you for the stream, Luca. It was fun! Take care and rest well.

[@tanaa5827]

thank you for the stream, it was so fun!! don’t worry about the technical issues, it can’t be helped. thank you for always organising interesting collabs like this, and everyone for participating! hope you feel better soon

[@Sori-d8t]

THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM BOSS

[@maruko2408]

Thank you for the stream today!!!Thank you for hosting the dating showWe miss u so much!Glad to know that you feel better nowHave a good rest bossSee u next stream!

[@Joannaaaaa]

Thank youu for the stream boss!! It was so fun, I laughed a lot can’t wait for the next episode! hope you feel better soon and take care

[@MychuKanekumaLand]

I couldn't stop laughing while I'm on the train, it's so much fun thank you for the streammmmmmm

[@kalmiam4774]

thank you for the fun stream boss!!!!

[@moonharmony]

THANK U FOR THE STREAMMM

[@samlovie-44]

Hey Luca!! Thank you so much for the funny and amazing stream. The Rizz was too powerful! Hope you feel better now and Love youu💛

[@chajiizumaa]

Otsu boss! thank you for putting together this insane but funny collab! Everyone was trying to rizz up banene, sasuga

[@zee3e]

it's so funny when the bachelor/ette keeps on looking back at luca HAHHHH

[@Lavender_-_]

Thank you for the stream Boss!! RIZZ AND NOTHING BUT RIZZ

[@Kirarikult]

AWWW STREAM ENDED ON A BAD END D: but thank you for the stream Boss! This was the Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. I hope you rest really well!! 💛💛💛

[@melonjuice90]

OTSULUCA!Thank you for the fun stream Hope you have a great day and get well soonge

[@Anita.W.926]

Thank you for hosting the stream, boss! OMG I laughed till I cried. That was really fun!And I hope you feel better soon!

[@Hitome143]

I FREAKING LOVE THE OPENING

[@碧-k3b]

I can't understand what they say much because I'm not good at listening to English but I know that's crazy and so exciting content! Thank you for fun time and many tskr😆POG!!!

[@selinag7813]

It was super fun to see the different rizz! I was surprised that Shu fell for the waiter/Whale man! Sadly the rizz was too strong the stream crashed(i think the rizz rank need a update after this lol)

[@LilyMo.]

I can’t your streamers make my day💛.

[@noireous]

this was so funny!!! don’t worry about the abrupt ending 🤧 picking up from the bachelor pov now, but thank u for taking the time to set everything up, and thank u to shu, wilson, zali, vanta, ren, and ver for participating. hope u all had a good time, too!

[@fuirl]

boss thank you so much for made this stream! thank you!

[@reku_shin]

otsu everyone! thank you boss for organizing ep 3 of The Dating Show. the stream was just so fun and hilarious! you!!

[@asuraaoki1925]

Zali at the end had me in tears 😭🤣 thank you boss!!

[@jouyin2771]

Just saw the clip and can’t wait to see the entire stream that I couldn’t catch up Funny as always, thanks for the stream and see you in the next dating stream

[@nishal_chand]

Thank you for the stream boss.

[@Humikiaa]

Thank you for the stream!! Otsu Boss!! 💛 💛 The rizz was too powerful… 😞 *Not gonna question what I heard at the end*