【NIJIEN DATING SHOW】BACHELOR UKI LOOKS FOR LOVE【NIJISANJI EN | Luca Kaneshiro】

[@pixelian990]

Full Timestamps! (COMPLETED) 1:28 - Dating Show Intro?? 2:23 - Stream Start + Tells Uki to 'sit pretty' as he gets the boys 5:19 - Asks Uki how long he's been looking for love 6:49 - ALBAN INTRO 8:09 - VOX INTRO 9:53 - DOPPIO INTRO 12:45 - REN INTRO + Alban pops out from stage 15:30 - KYO INTRO + OMG HE PASSED OUT 20:42 - ROUND 1 - 3 MINS 1ON1 WITH ALBAN + HIS MODEL IS TOO SHORT 23:43 - Omg Luca gives Alban some pickup lines + Alban: "WE'RE MEANT TO BE, LOOK AT ME.." 25:12 - 1ON1 WITH VOX 27:55 - Vox sent Uki a photo?? 29:31 - 1ON1 WITH DOPPIO 33:00 - 1ON1 WITH REN + Mulanonma... 37:20 - 1ON1 WITH KYO 41:59 - ROUND 1 ENDS + REN CAME BACK FOR UKI + ASKING FOR UKI'S OPINION + Thought Luca would be the 6th contestant 44:31 - Asking the contestants about Uki 46:24 - ROUND 2 - TALENT SHOW + ALBAN'S PERFORMANCE 48:48 - VOX'S PERFORMANCE + THEY'RE THROWING TOMATOES AT HIM 51:49 - Uki doesn't know what talents to expect + LUCA FRIENDS HIMSELF? 52:30 - DOPPIO'S PERFORMANCE 56:47 - REN'S PERFORMANCE 58:47 - KYO'S PERFORMANCE + LUCA CHUS KYO??? 1:00:52 - Luca is under Kyo?? + Makes Kyo say a pickup line + SUSSY REN?? 1:03:20 - ROUND 2 ENDS + ASKS FOR UKI'S OPINION PART 2 + SUSSY DOPPIO AND LUCA?? 1:06:07 - ROUND 3 - 1 MIN SPEECH WITH ALBAN + Uki thinks he's a little.. strange 1:09:43 - SPEECH WITH VOX 1:11:26 - SPEECH WITH DOPPIO 1:13:26 - SPEECH WITH REN + WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING, LUCA?? 1:15:43 - Luca: "He keeps telling you to call him but he hasn't even given you his number.." + Kyo: "D.mb.ss.." 1:16:19 - SPEECH WITH KYO + AD JUMPSCARE 1:18:33 - ROUND 3 ENDS + SMALL INTERMISSION + HE WANTS TO DO A GIRL'S VERSION 1:23:04 - HE GOT A 7 ON THE DICE?? + Uki wants Luca to be an option 1:25:33 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1:31:30 - THE FINAL TWO CONTESTANTS 1:33:15 - LUCA BECAME A CONTESTANT??.. and then disappeared 1:35:42 - UKI'S PICK... + SUSSY??? 1:40:11 - BEACH EPISODE- but Uki is gone?? 1:46:00 - Asks the others if they'd participate in the show again.. + Might make the dating show a monthly thing! + SUSSY 1:48:30 - HE TURNED INTO THE BOOBA MOUSEPAD + MINECRAFT LUCA + BYEBYE EVERYONE + Talks about his health 1:54:24 - Explains his 'Mulan' joke + So glad that the boys came to the stream today! 1:57:12 - CHUS + POG TSKR | 3:19 16:44 27:14 30:16 31:23 33:43 34:08 35:10 36:31 48:40 49:31 51:00 54:45 55:00 58:25 1:01:46 1:02:14 1:07:57 1:11:10 1:11:55 1:17:57 1:21:45 1:25:52 1:27:50 1:29:21 1:32:54 1:37:50 1:39:15 1:39:35 1:40:55 1:42:31 1:55:32 1:57:00

[@starlight36214]

THAT WAS QUICK LOL

[@hayeshoney]

THANK YOU SO MUCH PIXEL

[@kakyoinscherry]

ty pixell

[@jimolix]

thank you so much!!

[@kaelyx]

arigatoes pixel

[@venice9032]

Uki must be traumatized lmao. He kept looking at Luca for help 😂

[@Mighty.Matcha.]

He was so confused lmao

[@itzbrianna4031]

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[@LucaKaneshiro]

Who would you like the bachelorette to be for the girls?

[@emptytoothpaste5240]

Millie

[@pahnaana]

Reimumu

[@TofuPudding-p7d]

Enna or Millie?

[@Juanne317]

Elira or Rosemi? girls love them deeply lol

[@nagisa385]

Rosemi?

[@dontstalkhaley7401]

Doppio’s dietician roleplay literally had me cracking up every time

[@AboutJo]

Uki’s just casually looks at Luca for help every seconds is so damn hilarious 😂😂 OMG so many chaotic moments in there 😂 this stream is pure gold. Poor Uki 😂💜

[@torataigaa]

1:08:12 the timing of doppi with luca turning off the sad music cracked me up so bad

[@kinzlz]

1:08:11 THE TIMING WHEN DOPPI SAID THAT WAS TOO PERFECT IM HOLLERINGG😂

[@kittyprydegabi]

man you don’t understand, I laughed so much I have literal TEARS in my eyes. I’m having pretty bad couple of days so this was literally everything I needed, thank you so much

[@Mothmeadows]

Fr that shit was so funny I’m crying 😭💀

[@strudelh]

Same I could not stop laughingg, this was one of my favorite streams in a while 😭

[@anonymousmystery8596]

Im not gonna lie Kyo, vox and Ren were legit the funniest💀

[@tiredoreki]

1:17:05 I CANT MY MOUTH HURTS FROM SMILING KYO 😭

[@rainasa4656]

That 'never gonna find love' moment was a whole plot twist if this was a fanfiction. Also, this stream is totally cute and entertaining. Thanks everyone!

[@himasunflowy]

I absolutely lost it at 1:17:14 when he was describing Ren as a cricket and praying mantis 💀 Thank you for today's stream boss it genuinely made my day!! Please get lots of rest and hoping for a safe recovery

[@Mireai.i1]

We need a part 2 of this 😭 (low-key wanna see uki still being the bachelor but with more participants) and a female version asap.

[@finnegan8969]

Kyo is definitely the Tiffany from new york from Flavor of Love, he is so chaotic and a spice for drama, keep up the good work boss, we definitely love to see more of this

[@princesshoneybuns8635]

I'm glad I wasn't the only person who thought this the whole time watching 😂

[@caitlinjane92]

"That's dietarily cringe" had me dying laughing, LOL!

[@kilarthmac]

1:08:13 - I love how they all have such distinct laughs lol 1:08:40 - Uki saying he doesnt know Alban and everyone cracking up behind the curtain LMFAO

[@joohoneyonehunnit921]

1:24:55 VOX SINGING PEACHES LIKE A GOD

[@GrayMattered]

Doppio Moments! {COMPLETE!} ♥︎ 9:43 ★ Doppio Intro. ✫彡13:13 “As his dietitian he needs some MILK.“ ✫彡22:29 “These drinks are frozen ren...“ 29:30 ★ Doppio Speed Date. ✫彡31:20 “Fertal eggs...“ ✫彡32:11 “Special D.“ ✫彡 45:13 “Does he really need a dietitian or not? -_-“ ✫彡49:56 “Have a balanced diet! 🍅“ 52:29 ★ Doppio Performance. ✫彡 55:18 “Orange fruit technique 🍇” ✫彡 56:02 “I think my tongue is injured...“ ✫彡 1:00:23 + 1:00:39 This man and his dietary tips bruh. 💀 ✫彡 1:04:48 No past clients? ✫彡 1:08:11 “That’s dietarily cringe.“ 1:11:26 ★ Doppio’s Speech. ✫彡 1:13:07 “I'll be in my office!“ ✫彡 1:13:27 “The D in the alphabet really might stand for DOPPIO!“ ✫彡 1:17:06 Kyoballs goes in on the dietitian ☠️☠️ ✫彡 1:21:50 He’s got a degree everybody!!! ✫彡 1:25:37 BABABOOEY ✫彡 1:26:56 “Better to roast us than to grill us...or fry us.“ 1:29:52 ★ DOPPIO ELIMINATED! (UE UE UE UE) ✫彡 1:30:22 He rhymes too...damnge... ✫彡 1:30:54 Fitness coach Doppi? ✫彡 1:33:43 What's your stomach saying??? ✫彡 1:42:58 “Think of the turtles!“ 🐢 ✫彡 1:48:17 Piokuma Bigboy cover. ✫彡 1:48:55 Pio comment on Luca’s booba 1:51:22 ★ Goodbye Piochan!

[@MachaSavageBunny]

He cooked so good I think the egg on Uki hair got fried at that moment. I mean he cooked so good I can't even stop smiling, what a good dietician.

[@GrayMattered]

Damn this man he is just too funny

[@katzugia]

THIS WAS SUPER FUN BOSS!! I couldn't stop laughing the entire time! Please rest up and take care, I hope you have a quick recovery and feel better soon! 💛💛 Personal stamps: INTRO ROUND 6:45 - ALB 8:06 - MIRIZZZ 10:00 - DROPRIZZ 12:45 - RIZZOTTO 15:34 - KYOBALLS ROUND 1 21:20 - ALBAN 25:10 - MILORD 29:30 - PIOO 33:15 - RIZZOTTO 37:28 - KYOO ROUND 2 46:43 - ALB 48:45 - MILORD 52:30 - PIO 56:40 - RIZZOTTO 58:50 - KYO ROUND 3 57:00 - RIZZOTTO 58:56 - KYO BALLS ROUND 4 1:06:00 - ALBANNN 1:09:40 - MILORDD 1:11:25 - DROPRIZZ 1:13:30 - RIZZOTTO 1:16:18 - KYOBALLS 1:02:40 - REN GOT WHAT? 1:18:35 - uki making a decision 1:21:28 - talking w contestants 1:24:26 - MILORD SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND HAHAH 1:26:30 - WHO WON?? 1:35:42 - Got a thing for aliens

[@Cniden]

I think I just died 😂 this was the most hilarious thing ever XD Everything caught me of guard😂 1:00:19 Kyo getting surprisingly sincere and emotional and then Doppio with the diet again 😂 I wanna timestamp more but it's just literally every second 😂 (Nevermind: 1:08:38 Kyo's laugh has me DEAD)

[@nagisa385]

It's so much fun for the dating show. I can't stop laughing. Thank Alban,Doppio Kyo,Ren,Uki,Vox for coming.Hope you rest well soon, boss.

[@duck_7888]

The way uki kept looking at luca 💀 hes asking for help without asking

[@stxrrbal]

THE WAY I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF.. we need more dating shows in future 😭 THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM

[@konnieb9319]

Kyo being kyo and pulled a smooth line and leaving and ten being his hype men is my favorite!

[@NinaMarieNPianoKeys]

This dating show stream was hilarious and I can't believe Ren won at the end! That's my boi

[@tiredoreki]

12:50 REN IS SO PRECIOUS AND FUNNY HAHAH

[@secretguri9181]

I CANT THE WAY THE MUSIC STOPPED AT 1:08:12 AND HOW DOPPIO SAID IT AT TGE PERFECT TIME HAD ME DEAD

[@aestaetic07]

THE INTRO IS HILARIOUS. THE COMEDIC GENIUS OF PUTTING TYPE YOUR TEXT HERE IS MY HUMOUR

[@hayaku14]

That was hilarious from start to finish LMAO. I just love the laid-back and unserious vibe of it all lmao. Thank you so much for arranging this collab despite being sick!!! Hope you get well soon, Luca 💛 And thank you to Uki, Alban, Vox, Doppio, Ren, and Kyo as well!!! I'm looking forward to the beach episode and the girls' version 🤭🫣

[@flapjack6963]

Otsu boss 1:08:10 Doppio pls Omg this needs a part 2 , i laughed sm all the contestants are my fav. Also uki so adorable as always . Anyway hope u feel better soon

[@alicej-]

The one and only dating show i'd watch. THIS WAS SOOOO MUCH FUN PLS MAKE MOREE BOSS 🧎‍♀️

[@Alicapy]

Oh my god I was CRYING at the intros alone ??? This was SO funny and I hope that there's another one in the future! Thank you for the stream boss

[@OctoChibi]

Vox singing the Peaches song from the Mario movie was perfect 😂✨

[@matsuozaki]

watching this literally gives me the big serotonin boost, i laughed way too much my face cheeks start to hurt 😭

[@pixelian990]

Omg this was one of the funniest dating shows I've ever watched. Thank you our dear host for bringing in a lovely bachelor and 5 hilarious contestants! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GIRL'S VERSION! REST WELL!

[@yaygomii4735]

OMG so doppio was basically playing the character of "dating show? I thought it was a dieting show" LMAOO

[@stal3mat3]

I can only imagine how fun it will be to do the same with girls👭 Like the chaos if you bring Enna, Millie, Pomu and Selen...

[@coco3809]

45:52 53:49 doppios monologue HAHAHAH this guy 58:16 1:01:23 1:08:12 1:11:35 don’t even mind me bruh 7:18 8:10 10:26 12:50 16:03 1:09:10 43:46

[@scarletknightwalker235]

Uki entering this game show: Wow I get to be flirty with a group of guys, sound fun. The game show guys: Hai, we're weird and kinda funny Uki's brain: *Lags* Should I be laughing

[@kirisame1184]

Such a genius idea I can't stop laughing during the whole stream and looking forward to the girl versionThanks for your hard work boss,rest well

[@NJDJ1986]

nearly 2 hours of NIJIEN DATING SHOW! great stream today Luca! have a good morning!

[@pogCibi]

1:24:49 vox starts singing peaches

[@Abby-fh8tj]

The comedic timing of playing Blue Sugar was so good

[@midnightlime5174]

The Minecraft intro was amazing hhaahhhahaha Edit: this was incredibly hilarious, doppios whole diet Wikipedia speech was so freaking funny and Kyo giving Uki reasons why he's the best one had me laughing for 69 years. BTW KYOS RIZZ IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD I WAS FLUSTERED MYSELF LOLOLOL. Rens singing was so good, i loved it 😍 Albans obsessive, stalker, yandere side was funny and vox was.. vox was vox fr

[@llCoupDEtatll]

I choked on my cereal while Doppio gave his introduction

[@lepanbuns6302]

i can’t believe i laugh so much in this video since ages, it was such a serotonin

[@poughtheighteau]

57:13 i died from the out of tune guitar *OUT OF TUNE RIZZ*

[@emptytoothpaste5240]

Love this idea boss! I am dying laughing while rewatching the VOD! Looking forward to the girl version 💛

[@mvnt_]

the dates were phenomenal! but i pick the host but seriously everyone is so funny! Ren and Kyo are my fave! they POG! Thank you for the stream and your hard work Boss!

[@youdontcma7409]

just went through a tough day but at least wuca’s stream made me laugh. at least one good thing happened. thank you 😢

[@tiredoreki]

43:38 UKI PLEASE HE'S PRECIOUS

[@mehatori1161]

44:28 this would be the best f*ck boy impression Ren have ever made lmfao

[@nobiap]

Thank you for the stream boss! It was really hilarious😂 I wish you speedy recovery from Covid 💛💛

[@w41k3r_hklx]

thank you so much for organizing this boss!! i laughed so much as always www. i hope you have a speedy recovery and rest well 💛💛💛

[@Evillious_Oracle]

I shouldn't have watched this while at work I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud. I'm in tears 😂😂

[@Juni_cyi]

Thank you boss for hosting this show this was really fun, rest well

[@CUCUMBER_BROOO]

CONGRATULATIONS REN AND UKI!! THANK YOU BOSS AND THE BOIS FOR THE STREAM IT WAS SO FUN I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THE BOIS ARE WILD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET WELL SOON LUCA THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE STREAM TAKE CARE LOVE YOU MWAAHHH💛💛💛

[@someone2239]

get better soon Luca, thank for another of your fun streams. Your hard work means so much! :)

[@mmm3296]

help doppio was just rambling and accidently said dietician and had to roll w it 😭😭

[@jaeeby]

15:36 I LOST IT PLSSSS KYO AHAHAHHA

[@TH3-1B0SS]

Personal timestamps 1:08:12 1:16:55

[@kikirenren]

21:43 ALBAN IS TOO SHORT LMFAO

[@KeyDiva]

That was so much fun! I laughed until I cried hahahaha 5 amazing contestants all just for love! I hope we can have the beach episode in the future! POOOOOOOG! OTSU EVERYONE! AND THANKS LUCA FOR ORGANIZING THIS! TAKE CARE! 💛🧡❤💚💙💜💓

[@kianaclu]

This stream had me LAUGHING SO MUCH and I haven't laughed this much in a long time!! Thank you so much Luca for organizing this!!

[@marian_jae]

Thank you for today's stream, had a lot of fun. ALIEN RIZZ IS UNBEATABLE!!!!

[@HazeBonsai]

"That's dietarily cringe" ~Doppio Dropscythe May 2023

[@rainmisty3805]

Thank you for the dating stream!! It's really fun, I couldn't stop laughing. Also, rest well and hope you get well soon!

[@ChiakiKarasu]

“You hand picked the assortment of ppl” -Uki to Luca 2k23 ahahaah

[@anceek]

I'm just imagining all the guys' comments during the intros and each other's turns as confessionals like on reality tv shows 😂😭

[@Sukeny]

Thank you for putting this all together Luca!!! I hope you're doing better :c Mr Doppi Dietician was so great lmao all the maybe sus diet recommendations LMAO

[@presh.]

more of this pls im crying

[@kasushy_]

This is peak content. THANKS BOSS!!!

[@reiralaila4195]

Thank you so much for organizing this bosss! I havent laughed this hard in a while! If we are having a ep of the girls, wishing for lucy as host or cohost? I looooooove lucy

[@starlight36214]

Luca Becoming a host era

[@mauricioaguilar7227]

My god l laughted way too much with this stream, everyone was so damm funny, lowkey hilariously cursed and you Luca, Vox,Uki, Kyo,Ren, Doppio and Alban maked a 10/10 memorabledating show, uki was so salvage with everyone as expected. DW Luca you did great and happy you could made this peak comedy stream. Rest well best and take care mafia boss in the world and TYSM for today.

[@scarley_]

please but i can't get over doppi throwing a tomato at vox while saying "have a balanced diet" and the slow fall of the tomato.

[@hvnlymin]

i havent laughed like this in a while:,) IT WAS SO FUN TO WATCH3

[@j.l.3267]

Thank you for the stream!!! It was so fun. I laughed so much.

[@Nsbuojgsuvs]

日本人で英語もちょっとしか分からないけどこの動画はとても好きです

[@tiredoreki]

1:08:13 THE WAY I DIED WITH DOPPIO

[@mclaudia99]

I love alban sm lmaooo, I'd love to see him as a bachelor next time 😳

[@DamnIStoleYaGirl]

The intro caught me off guard

[@fermin3696]

The Minecraft intro goes hard

[@vomvale_yt]

Thank you so much for the stream, Boss! PLEASE take care of yourself 💛

[@TT-846ru9ss]

This was the best stream ever!!! Please do it frequently with other nijisanji members 😊

[@AnaTheUser]

As someone studying nutrition, I LOVED all of Doppio's bits

[@Curavera]

Not Uki talking about the grapefruit job LMAO

[@kiarakagelia261]

i literally waiting for when Uki about to say it, Fulgur suddenly appear and Uki went chasing after him😂😂

[@Cr0wnie_S4n]

This stream made my sleepiness go away OTSUBOYS! Thank you for the fun and chaotic dating show! I can't stop laughing at this stream It made my stomach hurt, it's so hilarious and i love it so much You're doing great as a host boss and everyone did great too showing off their rizz and more. I can't wait for more NIJI Boys collab in the future. Rest well, we love you all always! POG YOU Get well soon Boss, take care!

[@viciousnerdery]

I LOVED THIS SO MUCH!!! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time!! Thank you soo much for brightening up my day! Take care of yourself boss ❤️❤️

[@elleceleste]

thank you for the entertaining stream despite being sick 💛haven’t laughed this much in a while! please get well soon wuca

[@Kasumi.Lily06]

I LOOOVE LUCAくん I know you're not in perfect shape, so get some rest I'm looking at the archive You look so cute today 今日も大好き愛してるよ🫶

[@princessflourish8338]

im only ten minutes in and im already rolling on the floor until i fall of a cliff

[@jxx1399]

Thank you for the hilarious stream Boss! Had a blast watching the vod and laughing along

[@70947]

Doppio and the vitamin D absolutely destroyed me

[@itx._meggy]

I'm sooo mad i missed the stream.....i wanted to join in on chat sooooo much. This is the funniest show I've seen allll week. The highlight is kyo roasting every contestant and doppio's diet tips😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@orangerafflesia4996]

I think Kyo is here to shit the other contestants not to win Uki hahaha

[@brownsugarissupreme]

I CANT BELIEVE KYO DIDNT WIN 😡 jk i love this cant wait for the bachelorette

[@kikirenren]

OTSU BOSS. THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM ❤❤ Get well soon wucaaa POOOGG

[@yukie__aex2566]

It lt like go lost a lot of rizz comparing to his other streams 😂