Lucifer 3x04 Luci Teaches How to Deal Stuff - How did you get a horse Season 3 Episode 4 S03E04

Lucifer 3x04 Luci Teaches some teens how to deal "Stuff " - He Rides a Horse. Chloe asks him "How did you get a horse?".
Lucifer S03E04 What Would Lucifer Do

[@SuperStrongAlien]

Lucifer - What do you desire? Kid - My Father's Love Lucifer - Ewww

[@rhysbailey6827]

He didn't dare to touch that one

[@subie1019]

he has daddy issues himself

[@Juanito1124]

Lol

[@kevinzhang3313]

My theory is that his father gave him his ring, and subconsciously Lucifer is never without it because his deepest darkest desire is for his father to love him again, proclaim it and return to him and proclaim his acceptance of him. Lucifer was getting teary and near forgiveness when Johnson said he was proud of him and did not take much to get to that point. It's not active malice and hatred when with him, its heartbroken betrayal. He only hates him BECAUSE he doesnt say it, but if he only knew God still loved him.. If he would just open his mouth, that wall could break down instantly. Similarly in Supernatural, ONE CONVERSATION, and all's well. Its the fact that he abandoned him that Lucifer hates. Similarly, to a lesser extent, God abandoned all Angel's. It's just that he sent Luci to Hell. God sees the good in Lucifer, that he loves and has hope for humanity, celebrates and protects it, and isnt the same as when he rebelled. He damns as much as he gives salvation, and overreacts like making Cain immortal despite Abel with the same efforts to kill Cain. And disposed of Luci in Hell as part of a role. More of a last straw for God and when a nerve gets struck in him, the response is terrible. Maybe he sees his harshness and is in his more salvatory phase regarding Lucifer and just means to be righteous, better or worse, abandoning his children or not, letting suffering as Hell to eventually find their own way, but he does want the best, whether for humanity or his children, he can tell Lucifer he could've handled it better(but couldn't help himself to some damnation) and supports him now

[@padraicconway5985]

@@kevinzhang3313 I am looking

[@salemdoesstuff]

"Don't get high on your own supply" he said while smoking a joint

[@davidkelly4210]

Not HIS joint.

[@808INFantry11X]

@@davidkelly4210 not his supply so perfect opportunity

[@B1ackLotu5]

Lol he can't get high anyway so it never applies to him XD

[@cruselove]

It was not his supply he was just using some from the one that was making and selling 😂

[@rockerdude8000]

@@B1ackLotu5 he can get high and drunk. He can't stay high or drunk

[@benglaser1345]

Chloe - How did you get that horse? Lucifer - What horse?

[@CapyMartinBara]

first time someone high *didn't* see a horse and yet it was actually there

[@vickito7139]

He was high lol. Could not blame him tho

[@dirklord3563]

he really needed to get off his high horse or is it off of his horse while high

[@cunningsmile4166]

Hahahahahaha

[@Colosik]

Thats why I love lucifer for that attitude, 420th like from me mate! cheers! =3

[@coadacatalin4510]

Lucifer was so high he could see the Silver City.

[@vtolwariors8429]

Coada Catalin 😂😂

[@bigcat7569]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chaoschaos234]

I see 666 likes lmao not going to disrupt that

[@xoxoaquaxoxo]

He actually said in a different episode that he doesn't get high or drunk. It doesn't have any effect on him, he just likes doing it.

[@mangalover0149]

xoxoaquaxoxo I think he said that he has to take more than a human for him to feel the effects.

[@morganboyd269]

“They should order him some wings, then he’ll look like Pegasus...” 😂😂

[@marimartell3498]

😂😂😂😂 I'm so done!!!😂😂

[@markmathews2143]

A centaur pegasus

[@marimartell3498]

@@markmathews2143 😂😂😂 exactly!

[@TheScribe1.0]

Mark Mathews Pegasus wasn’t a centaur. Centaurs are half human. Pegasus is just a horse with wings.

[@Lauren.E.O]

Award, not order. He’s making an angel reference.

[@ahjin3786]

Detective:Your teaching them to grow drugs😐😑 Lucifer:No no no...Im teaching them to sell drugs😂😄😃

[@silvershadow9967]

I want to like but we are at the 69th like

[@Babbling_Wizard]

At least he's teaching them something

[@AdityaSingh-lp5rp]

Yeah man econs not botany

[@myrios1977]

I was about to like that comment but it was at 666. Didn't want to disturb it.

[@Harry96mega]

😂😂😂

[@The2Khafre]

Random kid: earn my father's love Lucifer: *digusted look* ooh...

[@subie1019]

he has some daddy issues himself

[@lucien8180]

@@subie1019 Lucifer : "Daddy issues? I invented them!"

[@princessbeexxxx]

Out of all the things Chloe could've asked, she asks him how'd he get the horse. Lmao

[@normasantos6501]

maya summers I know right

[@lrmcatspaw1]

You gotta admit, the horse is the most weird part.

[@Artisbeauty22]

lol right

[@8bennaboo]

There are lots of horses there though

[@finnanimates1478]

What horse?

[@sportsfaniguess154]

I love that he’s just teaching all the kids how to deal drugs. And he also knows so much about it it just kills me.

[@damiandavis612]

Technically teaching them business ethics but yeah

[@sedona7002]

"I just wanna get high, man" "I hear you, I hear you" 🤣🤣🤣, God Lucifer this is why your the best!!

[@cunningsmile4166]

"Must we bring my father into this?"

[@roses_are_rosellies2131]

Space Dad don’t use the term god with the term lucifer he doesn’t like it😂😂

[@T3rminator_T800]

why bri g father into this

[@AdolphHItler-rs1wi]

Somehow, I have become your 666th like. 😁

[@sedona7002]

@Edward Elrich huh...

[@mikey3852]

"Don't get high on your own supply" 😂 *Gallops in on a horse while smoking his own supply*

[@MarkEmperor]

I never thought of that until now. 😂

[@elodie_bnt3377]

What horse?

[@Jake-ih8lp]

@@MarkEmperor technically, he is the Devil, so he can't get high even if its his own supply

[@Red_LEAF187]

He gets a pass since it wasn't even his supply actually.

[@ПереводГарриПоттера]

Exactly! He teaches how to sell, he doesn't sell himself))

[@normasantos6501]

Lucifer smoking weed on a horse lmaol

[@Therese_Dreaming]

It's his High Horse :p

[@cunningsmile4166]

That's bloody brilliant

[@blazemckenna2853]

What horse?

[@DonEBrooke32]

Melvin van Zantvliet beat me to it. 😅

[@shreyaduvvuri5529]

U have 666 likes lol

[@anastasiosgkotzamanis5277]

-But i have to say detective, this young lady really is going places.

[@MeggieTheWerewolf]

-Mhm, yeah, all the way to jail

[@huelu982]

Uh yeah, I will jail all of them honestly...

[@MrLTiger]

only in the US would cops feel smug about putting a teenager in jail for growing a PLANT not a DRUG

[@idark6815]

Chloe ruins all fun like fuck off

[@lukenutley5960]

Yes i was the 666th like

[@hayleeraina11]

“I just wanna get high, man” “I hear you, I hear you” Honestly, felt that 😂

[@keny1555]

"hugs not drugs.. wait, reverse that one!"

[@self4797]

lol he said that when i read this cx

[@honeyv6020]

@HQ sure Corona pandemic...

[@Melonn_Lord]

..sgurs ton sguh“

[@captainahab5522]

What about both

[@yoholup19]

Drugs and hugs

[@06bigd2000]

The thing I love about this show. They did a good job making the Devil likable, but never lets you forget that he is still the Devil and will often advise you to do things you shouldn’t and how it’s bad idea to listen to him.

[@jhonnysilverhand13]

Because is based on DC Lucifer Not the abrahamic counterpart

[@AzguardMike]

@@jhonnysilverhand13 OG Lucifer was banished by God for rebelling. Remember the whole Wraith, flood the world, smite anyone who wont worship me, killing Joseph because he loves his wife. etc? New Bible retconned Lucifer to be pure evil. Ironically, DC portray original bible Lucifer more accurate than the bible does today.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Everyone thinks their punisher is evil. That's the joke

[@MichaelDcosta-kp8yt]

This make him a human being

[@cupidfire405405]

That shot, of the back of toms head. With the puff of smoke, TOTAL BADASS

[@bigcat7569]

Exactly 😈🤘🏻

[@luxmorningstar3551]

Awesome shot👍🏾🚬🥴

[@shinmalphur2734]

The devil smoking hash on a horse? Never thought id say that today

[@cunningsmile4166]

Didn't surprise me.

[@rhysbailey6827]

The fifth horseman

[@cunningsmile4166]

ROTF LMAO

[@215eskimo]

Shin Malphur it isn't hash it's bud hash is solid

[@joegordon1898]

"So Tom what did you do in work today" "I rode a horse into a cannabis farm while smoking a joint"

[@Yes-gc7hm]

Lucifer Morningstar Teaching kids how to make and deal drugs since 2017

[@cunningsmile4166]

Hysterical laughter

[@shinmalphur2734]

The devil didn’t make me do it but he sure made it fucking easier! 😂

[@cunningsmile4166]

Bwahaha

[@Zarala2010]

Since the beginning of time more likely. :D

[@wildcard4552]

666th likes in this comment on this video comment section. That's not cursed because of this wonderful show.

[@sunsshine155]

"I just wanna be alone, man" mood

[@LifeInPink999]

I wish Cain was there so Lucifer could say: Look at your man. Now back to me. Sadly he is not me. Now look at your man again, now back to me. I’m on a horse. Everything is possible when your partner is the Devil.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Cue Old Spice whistle

[@rissa8094]

LifeInPink999 I’m lost

[@The_True_Dark_King]

Where is the "I'm flipping you off" XD

[@mosabhijazi671]

This is GOLD !

[@SHADOWACTUAL]

I’m eating Rockets- oh wrong one.

[@CheyenneEntertainmentYT]

Lucifer: "What do you desire?" Random guy: "My father's love." Me: "Well, okay then..."

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

luci: this kid is going places chloe: yeah, all the way to jail god gotta love chloe XD

[@collageboi3040]

Seriously stop bringing him in to this

[@AyushGupta-wn6zd]

Chloe: *eye roll*

[@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS]

Pot is legal

[@lara_tiger7898]

Devil gotta love chloe XD

[@choyomianhae3555]

I love how he says "snitches ends up in ditches" rather than "snitches get stitches" 🤣

[@jpkclutch7780]

🤣🤣 Snitches end up in ditches sounds better

[@sanya5538]

For all those people wondering how Lucifer got high- its probably causes Chloe was close by just like that Santa and God scene

[@taeto828]

“Drugs not hugs” forever my fav line 😂😂😂

[@zyfeexile1420]

🤣🤣 “she’s going places”” “Yea to jail” Priceless

[@derpypigeon]

“HUGS NOT DRUGS, oh wait let me Reverse that, DRUGS NOT HUGS” Lmaoo 😂

[@nicholasmaude6906]

A stoned Lucifer is always fun to watch;-).

[@SohiHien]

@@Roaringsquid He can get stoned and drunk, it just takes A LOT. Way more then a human and doesn't last long, or result in a hangover. Also with Chloe near, he can get high just like anyone else.

[@arbdrianafmace]

We can arrange some "internships" with the Sinaloa Drug Cartel 🤔😂😂😂

[@ishaandesai1153]

After watching narcos : Mexico it's even more funnier😂😂

[@mentalbreakdown4114]

L: This young girl is going places. C: Mhm, yeah, all the way to jail. Me: Hahaha!

[@Garium87]

"The road to hell is really paved with bad, acne-prone intentions." Meanwhile, I am wondering if they get their cast from some modeling agency.

[@jov4369]

*paved

[@Garium87]

@@jov4369 thanks

[@barbarajoannidis8380]

Let‘s get Lucifer teaching at an elementary School. Would be a lot of Fun!🤣🤣🤣

[@goldenmidas5896]

Trixie would be excited

[@a-a-ron1155]

Most people are worried about politics being taught in schools I can only imagine the trauma he will inflict especially if he shows his devil face to them

[@atticus2581]

johnson, I know youre chewing gum, "no im not" liar! devilface*, "jawdrops gum falls out*"

[@silvershadow9967]

@Eliza Duke imagine him being the one to stop a student from committing suicide

[@samsungalaxyxd1823]

@Xx Burning Roses xX he would be at *HIGH* school

[@jagadeeshks4601]

2:32 one of the best Lucifer entrances

[@camerakitty8167]

These kids are getting real advice on how to sell something that is in high demand. Luci is surprisingly helpful

[@lotusflower8776]

"I just wanna get high, man" 😂😂😂

[@abaddon5759]

Don’t get high on your own supply Snitches end up in ditches Hugs not drugs 😕🤔😈 Drugs not hugs

[@adriennklaudiavarga397]

-What is it you desire? -my father's love - auhww :"DD

[@keyslonsimon4571]

What horse😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Haylem]

Dude this show is a fucking classic. MAN! Everything is so damn genius and perfection in casting.

[@meganerd14]

Id luv Lucifer as a teacher Hire the devil if I could, work for him if I can!

[@carolinelynch2823]

MN-14 could be a history teacher since he's 10 billion yrs old.

[@a-a-ron1155]

Imagine him as a sex ed teacher

[@atticus2581]

according to the bible the earth isnt that old, i think its 10 000 years or something it says. so he wouldnt be 10 billion or even 100 000. not a bible beater.... just sayin....

[@lucifer6966]

The bible never gives an age. It does tell us to god a day is like a thousand years and a thousand years is like one day. It's a lot of metaphors. You could say the earth was literally created in 7 days or to god those 7 days were actually billions of years that were 7 days to him. Keep in mind he was also explaining things to a people not familiar with stars planets technology etc.

[@danielleolding1788]

1:45 I love how he has a go at Carly for looking bored and then when he sees her drug he is so Impressed she gunning for extra credit 😂😂🥰

[@iamblade7862]

That horse scene...My favorite scene in Lucifer 😂😂

[@LifeInPink999]

Oh if only my DNA recombination teacher was like Lucifer no if he was Lucifer for once I would have found the subject interesting. You know those teachers that ruin a perfectly fine and interesting subject just because their life is miserable and they hate everyone? I bet I’m not alone in this...

[@atticus2581]

yeah the teachers who hate their jobs and do the bare minimum, making no effort to make it interesting? like using humor, energy while they speak ex cetera.

[@areebarashid8584]

Ugh !tell me about it

[@michiedoug9442]

Maths teachers description

[@SeanAdams1]

"How did you get that horse?" "What horse?"

[@MrBellsa61]

"you're teaching them to grow drugs" "Nonono I'm teaching them to *sell* drugs" 😂😂

[@evelyntomlinson3881]

I love this show Lucifer is one of the best shows so far!

[@hrituraj2238]

"Don't get high on your own supply." This always leaves me in splits😂😂

[@jpclein]

"what horse?" while grinning ear to ear high as a kite XD

[@yormpbirdhouse4407]

Lucifer is amazing. I think he just barely does more drugs than Sherlock Holmes.

[@tevj.1254]

I Like how when when he said "Detective" The kids stopped and looked but then continued like she wasnt there lmao

[@kazuyakenzaki1320]

And this is why i love this show

[@AdrianCHOY]

Chloe: You are teaching the children to grow drugs. Lucifer: I am teaching them how to sell drugs

[@stephaniepantelidaki]

I have only one word to say about that show:MASTERPIECE👌👌

[@collageboi3040]

That's 2 words lmao

[@ethanlmoulton]

To be fair, teaching kids not to talk to the police without a lawyer is a genuinely valuable lesson.

[@divinelangene6813]

True lollll😂😂😂

[@michalsoukup1021]

Also applies to any other form of authoritys or business deal

[@pandesal6607]

"My fathers love" LOL thats funny and sad at the same time

[@NaxEmerald]

3:17 It would be even more funnier if at that moment Chloe already knew that Lucifer has wings on his own :D

[@0.0_39]

Lucifer: What do you all desire? "Get rich, be an instagram model, Play video games" Lucifer: :) Random guy: my fathers love Lucifer: :[

[@RaidenMobileGamez]

“Don’t be shy I don’t bite” 💀

[@carolinelynch2823]

Lucifer's goity doity teaching lessons. Complete with goity doity Lucifer drawings on a white board

[@RashidaAbdullayeva]

“Hugs not drugs.. no sorry sorry.. hahaha reverse that one: drugs no hugs” 😂😂😂

[@communistspider3682]

Wait, that's actually the genius. Luci hyped it up a bunch, and then the one actually growing it all ended up getting arrested right in front of their eyes.

[@ulyssesocounter8488]

You gotta appreciate how Lucifer took the time to draw the laughing weeds on the whiteboard, and everybody waited for him.

[@vickiestewart8637]

I paused to read the board and it hilariously says: USERS “Winners” NON-USERS “Losers” 😂😂

[@kathyaguzman7557]

The song used for this clip could not be any more perfect!

[@injustflash3885]

No one: Lucifer: Byeeeeeeeeee!

[@snehanagar4796]

Lucifer is best teacher😂😂 No hugs only drugs😂😂

[@ummmperfect2060]

I love how lucifer has a evil smile

[@karmanagent]

Bro someone said ‘I just wanna be alone man’ and I died internally while laughing

[@lucifermorningstar3552]

Luci is a legend 😂😂🙌🏻

[@vexxama]

Say what you will, it’s always interesting to see how passionate and in depth lucifer gets with things he likes. I imagine he’d have his own private micro brewery and distillery somewhere

[@ginawinters221]

he'd probably name it the Devil's Ale or something

[@cunningsmile4166]

Odd what i want to say, but I'll say it. He makes a good teacher

[@MarkEmperor]

I know right and he does apparently do it well. They would definitely do get an A⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. See what I did there? 🙂😊

[@yoholup19]

Ye he be teaching an awesome trade

[@sneakysam2901]

The little scoff he did at "My father's love"

[@Citadel10]

Was he making fun of the saying “get off your high horse” if so... pure genius

[@LtKaiser]

Lucifer ain't using his wings, might as well give it to the horsey.

[@maniacmagge2568]

"I just wanna be alone" Me too man

[@mikethelegend1101]

"don't get high on your own supply" - Scarface reference?

[@Mellszx978]

*Lucifer is on a high horse….literally!*

[@sleepingjun]

Lucifer as a teacher is much more nicer than my english teacher.

[@abihakashif7433]

HOW TO DEAL DRUGS on the whiteboard in bubble letters is so uniquely Lucifer i just can't

[@FlightyAphrod1te]

I think this is my favorite Lucifer moment, and the song is just so perfect

[@mariemalfayed4000]

What's the song ? I couldn't find it

[@ChinmayVP]

It was really hard to track it down but i think i might have just found it from the depths of the internet... And i've got news 1. Good news The first song i.e. the one from 1:57 is "The Bad Way" by "The Slightlys" 2. Bad News It isn't available on YT, Spotify, Apple Music, nor anywhere.. They didn't license the song i guess... No did or will... And get this the singer you're hearing is FINNEAS.. BILLIE EILISH'S BROTHER😦

[@a-a-ron1155]

Can horses get high by second hand smoke

[@atticus2581]

yes. its fucking hilarious.

[@dionwoollaston5717]

ted rebel I love how he answered as though he actually tried to get a horse high just to see if it was possible

[@atticus2581]

@@dionwoollaston5717 my neighbor has horses and we were mucking out the stable in the winter, after we were smoking some joints and playing darts, and noticed the horses were looking at us funny. Got out the carrots and apple bags we used for hunting and they were happy as hell lol.

[@Jr-shiungHu]

ted rebel that’s weird mine fell over neighing. I wasn’t allowed near a barn since

[@Lauren.E.O]

Mr. Ed 🐴

[@kevinmalone4116]

that "bye" is so cute!!!

[@oliverwilkes3996]

"Your teaching kids how to make drugs" "No im teaching kids how to sell drugs!"

[@erickruckenberg8716]

Lucifer: What I am about to teach you is unadulterated deviance! Or should it be adulterated? *Smiles that lovely smile*

[@hunteravants7170]

Why does it seem so hilariously natural that lucifer would start a drug business with teens

[@avengerwidow9]

literally one of my fave scenes in this episode, if not season!

[@jannahnurul]

"BYEEEEE.." 😂🤣😂

[@captainpetrson5812]

Man, I love this guy

[@florakettle]

"I just want to be alone man" "Play video games" "My father's love" Relate

[@luisauzeta9121]

“What horse” 😭💀

[@thadishettytharunkumar2125]

4:08 damnn...are people really that beautiful

[@prasadsharma8585]

Lucifer sounds better than most teachers out there

[@MrAceR1964]

But the real Question is Did Lucifer Smash or Pass?

[@The_True_Dark_King]

The horse? Lmao

[@mrobligatory.5234]

Oh s*it

[@TheRagingbull4136]

Lucifer high on a horse and Saxon sharbino looking fine. Best episode.

[@hinezpowell2221]

Well then....... it appears that someone's gunning for extra credit🍃🍁

[@eseesetimoteo730]

"My father's love" and Lucifer awwwwww. That reminds me he invented daddy issues.

[@pikazzor4186]

apparently that was his desire too

[@tomandjerry5491]

L: What is your greatest desire? S: My father's love :(

[@LuckyRabbit234]

This feels like a scenario from one of those low-budget Morality 101 vids they show kids in Sunday School.