r/CursedComments 42

[@Lucifuh]

"wtf" chain!??!?! discord.gg/luci

[@aidenhunter5462]

wtf

[@misschanandlerbong94]

wtf

[@vysna09]

What the flip 🤓

[@AWS_storytime]

Wtf

[@tatsuyasoda8147]

Nah I'm not feelin it rn

[@mar00nm4v2]

"my ex bf is now gay and my ex gf is now straight" "its you"

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

she had enough of women and he had enough of women

[@augustuslunasol10thapostle]

​@@unifiedhorizons2663 the common denominator is her that or her ex gf is bi

[@mr_elite146]

I have an ex gf and shes now lesbian i only know this because we were friends for a couple months before she did something i can never forgive (that sound dramaticshe spread a secret that told her and then punched me idk tho)

[@adamxei9073]

BRUH. I agree hire that woman for conversion camps!

[@emilhaupt6473]

I interpreted this as a trans man post transition.

[@manojmundra7479]

"Party pooper" There are no better words to accurately describe the situation

[@sophthetoast1997]

She wasn’t potty trained fr fr 💀

[@sophthetoast1997]

@@nothing09832 Ew, why?

[@MonkeyDMoist]

@@nothing09832bro is down abyssal 💀please consider therapy

[@goofylittlegobber]

​​@@MonkeyDMoist i guess i need therapy too, i would be rock hard if the girl did that in my front

[@Parthgamer123]

​@@nothing09832 wtf

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

that third girl is the definition of "free online converter tool"

[@ygx6]

Oh nahhh 😭 did her dirty

[@Apate-]

offline*

[@Aiden_does_stuff]

@@Apate- what?

[@hvnsl]

Spamtong

[@justaperson886]

​@@hvnsl Spamton

[@whiskey_llama360]

“When 10 people love each other very much, they do criminal activities that made your mother have you and your uncle in prison.”

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

"Have you heard about your older sister? No? Well, that's why."

[@whiskey_llama360]

@@BetterCallBigShotAutos LMAO 💀💀💀

[@hypedhcr2]

​@@BetterCallBigShotAutos lmfao

[@vysna09]

"Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk" 💀

[@tooterbooter9877]

Steve Jobs as the cameraman

[@JakeAvatar1]

The thing is, they aren't wrong.

[@FigFelix2009]

money talks by itself

[@Enma.Junior]

HEAR ME OUT

[@archieherron79]

The king and queen would absolutely break the internet

[@Wateriswet111]

In my country, whales are called genshin impact players

[@TastyFlanPudding]

XD

[@TheIronPanda12-ct7un]

Damn, hostages must be a struggle when you don't have any actual friends.

[@leschatssuperstars1741]

bruh you consider friends not food??????

[@soulsurvivor2706]

That conversion camps one had me fall over man

[@1gient]

"Every party needs a pooper and that's why they invited you"

[@ObliviousNaz]

Party pooper got me stabbing myself with a blunt object💀

[@HalFastIndustries]

Why?

[@wer_3too]

@@HalFastIndustriesbecause life is mid im leaving the earth fandom

[@Oliviaandtrina]

Once I was at a party, and earlier in the night this girl was bragging to everyone about "I don't do drugs, I'm not a drug addict!" Then she got SUPER DRUNK. Started stealing drinks from people, trying to kiss her friends boyfriend, dancing on other girls boyfriends. Someone had the brilliant idea to offer her some weed, hoping she would calm down. She did not. She went absolutely MENTAL. Started screaming about how she didn't know who she was, didn't know her name, didn't know anyone, just queue the dramatics. Then, in front of God and everyone there, pissed her pants.

[@slapstick2199]

Holy shit a whale watching museum would be my heaven, shout out to whales for being awesome and shit

[@cmat911]

whales are rad

[@randomstuffs7648]

whale gangbang

[@Elloliott]

Whales are awesome

[@ChewedBubbleGun]

Reminder that whales have pink shit. Your welcome/I’m sorry

[@cmat911]

@@Elloliott based 🗿

[@Magnum_Wolf]

I can't get the Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk image out of my head 😵‍💫

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

I’m mainly hearing the AC churning away

[@terrarogers5253]

The last one 💀

[@SlurpyPie]

"They should hire you at conversion camps." 💀💀

[@SeaIbass]

3rd girl really got that "wololo"

[@creasednewt1741]

Counter point archers

[@ProtocolAbyss]

“Narwini”

[@abhi5504]

Wonder where she keeps her relic

[@Dubhach_Editz]

Thr last one 💀

[@abelhernandez3597]

In my country that’s what we call Americans

[@orang1921]

LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! LOOOOOOL!!! I will hunt you down

[@ElaineAlwaysMS]

Fat shaming is honestly so fucking childish jesus. And also there are practically no healthy eating options in our country and we have no control over that, it's something our economy was built on and it would take an enormous push from those at the very top to make a change. Our people are suffering from powers beyond our control. You should look at the magazines from the early 2000s when it was chic to waste away as well. What a gross excuse of dehumanization this whole comment section is. Get help, take a look in the mirror.

[@Chad-bc9vi]

Ah America, lands of freedom, oil and fuck tons of fat people

[@ChewedBubbleGun]

Hey… I’m not fat! I’m so skinny I can’t even see the weight on the scale!

[@abelhernandez3597]

Then your not an American

[@loadingmikke7451]

Meanwhile in Norway: just mealprepped with whale meat to get those gains.

[@CannibalisticRapscallion]

Leave the Welsh alone

[@loadingmikke7451]

@@CannibalisticRapscallion is that a referance to football?

[@CannibalisticRapscallion]

@@loadingmikke7451 It's a play on how Welsh people are from Wales. Wales/Whales. Kinda poorly thought out dad joke word play

[@loadingmikke7451]

@@CannibalisticRapscallion i kinda figured that, but then thought about how some welch team had a norwegian manager. 😆

[@CannibalisticRapscallion]

@@loadingmikke7451 Heh, that's a funny coincidence

[@lavender_lights9193]

“What do you hear?” Iron deficiency

[@shortzen7423]

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@KanikDope]

the "party pooper" is a regular occurrence at the juggalo gathering

[@February_seasonz]

bro took “Party pooper” to a whole new level 💀

[@wyattsaum272]

Hunting down a vegan for vegan ribs be like

[@hailbopthecomet]

Ok but like have you ever successfully gotten 10 people in the same room for ANYTHING as an adult????

[@milokiss8276]

...I was on autopilot. I decided to play along. I paused the video, And listened... ...Right as I flushed.

[@samdoezzzstuff]

stopped and listened at that one post and heard a really funny line from a show my niece was watching, that was way too perfect

[@unitedhcks]

Gang bangs are more like… *son, when 9 people love 1 person very much…*

[@kff4177]

Well if that one person didn’t love the other nine people we would have a case on our hands wouldn’t we

[@pure_sorcerer]

forest noises in the middle of the city, and some pretty strong wind

[@spikyboi9578]

😂 the always sunny in Philadelphia theme music makes it seem like each cursed comment is a title for an episode and i can almost see how the gang gets involved 😂😂😂😂

[@lizardlover9941]

The air conditioner and my grandma snoring

[@sockbucketfrance]

Norway opening a whale watching museum is kind of ironic lol

[@ENCSoulz]

not only is she playing for both teams and still losing, she is making her teammates switch sides.

[@KanohiTryna]

That last 2 just triggerd all of r/terriblefacebookmemes

[@TheHenryBenryShow]

That first one 😂😂😂

[@silversheath549]

I hear birds, the air conditioner, and this horrifying low pitch sound that no one else in my family seems to hear.

[@Chr0n0s312]

"Hunting down a vegan" had me 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️

[@SuperTonyony]

That last joke was about Wall-E.

[@I-AM-MELON-LORD]

"Every party needs a pooper, thats why they invited you. Party Poooper! Party Poooper!"

[@nathanlane3055]

That's where the expression "Party Pooper" came from.

[@EddyGTV_]

That last one 💀

[@conradbarnes9671]

Gangbang’s aren’t organized, they happen when a poor innocent couple walk down the wrong alley.

[@austin.abercrombie]

real talk the whale observatory seems cool af

[@ezzeldinnassar5785]

Last one was insane 😂

[@bruisebruise1341]

I hear mawar throwing a fit -_-

[@samyouwell2076]

the party pooper one was literally how my mom got banned from a bar across the street we live on

[@Antichthoon]

the third is just bisexual negative rizz

[@MistyInTheCloudz]

lowkey giggled a lil after “party pooper”

[@EdgeVr_YT]

I hear: My ceiling fan, the ringing in my ears, & my depleting will to live

[@BaconAbe]

Whale watching? where I come from it's called a mirror. HAHAHAHAHA. im fat but i cant stop eating at pizza hut.

[@xx_cl0ud_]

THE LAST ONE -

[@zzzinzyistired]

0:09 George from Seinfeld be like😂😂

[@Visor31]

Girl really said “TACTICAL POOP INCOMING!”

[@ljs018]

Party pooper lol🤣

[@MizukiLovesDraco]

Was the party pooper the gun girl?

[@alexevans2011]

Kaitlin bennet?

[@VerquiaZ]

I hear nothing but the sound of my freezer

[@Ronin-053]

My hostage id screaming again lmao i love dark humor

[@Cb-advanced]

The last one 😂😂😂

[@DaraLindsey]

"Stop for ten seconds, what do you hear?" Screaming and cussing, for some reason 😅

[@S3DON21]

God thanks they didn't make a sperm whale Watching museum that would be freaked up.

[@Elloliott]

But I want to watch a sperm whale fight a colossal squid

[@S3DON21]

@@Elloliott Believe me you don't want to

[@NikTehWafel]

That first guy was trying to find a tutorial

[@LutherLaPlace]

The 1st one was actually an interesting question

[@FirstBlockhead]

I paused for 10 seconds and I heard the vent rattle. This is the last time I pause.

[@Ivy30]

Bro did America dirty af with the last one 💀💀💀

[@bepisyt8394]

i hear my computer humming

[@mr.bark6707]

The tape one: Jeff Bezos and… Princess Diana and…. Ganghis Khan

[@niallreid7664]

The crazy thing is that Ghengis Khan screwing two random strangers is the least weird part of this.

[@ifindmonstersattractive9011]

They got Kaitlyn Bennett over there

[@TmnTyler2020]

I doubt this is the same party. I lived with this dude I knew as a kid and he got addicted to meth. I left for a couple weeks to try and get away from that WHOLE situation. I cleaned the place top to bottom before I left and came home to a trashed house and someone definitely shit in the middle of the floor.

[@cr33pylandon]

The vegan ribs one💀

[@remy22334]

10 seconds what do I hear? A screaming baby.

[@bl00dy_vqmp]

The third persons Kurt Cobain pfp. 😌

[@Hammer1]

So the girl makes people want men.

[@gabrielparr986]

I heard a clock ticking and my tinny little 5-8 lbs cat walking away on the carpet

[@Cryptid_in_the_Cellar]

Was the party pooper Kaitlyn Bennett 😂

[@stan8230]

Vegan ribs taste delicious the hardest part is getting the vegan. That part rather had me dying.😂😂

[@CasualPrince8]

I paused for ten seconds, all I heard was the cars outside and the sound of my own breathing. Then the crows started talking.

[@KATWITHCHAINZAW]

Stop for 10 seconds, what do you hear? My ac unit: haha, hahah, ac go brrrrrr.

[@jjm6715]

3rd one scaring ppl from her own gender lmaoooo

[@MihneaGnome]

The vegan ribs tho

[@silas8772]

i hear birds and my refrigerator

[@Heymrk]

I went to college in the early 2000s. Natalee Holloway was there like a week before she went missing. She was talking about how much she hated her parents and wanted to run away. Weirdest thing ever.

[@ManVsCliff]

They didn’t have to do her dirty like that 😂

[@Nerukenshi1233]

So... As for the gang bang question: FetLife and Telegram...

[@develynseether4426]

Used to be. Now Fetlife is full of catfish and girls plugging their OF accounts.

[@organe053]

Imagine being so bad as a gf that your partner switches teams

[@sylasdish]

Son when 10 people love one person...

[@Rua-v3j]

The vegan one 😭😭😭😭

[@TotallyNotDead809]

A place to observe whales? In my place it’s called McDonald’s 💀💀💀👌👌👌

[@lemonpancakess]

The jiggle jiggle skin

[@amanirupia6613]

Last one was so real

[@swocket_yaoyuri]

The 3rd one- damn, not sure if I should feel bad for them or their exes-

[@Spacemongerr]

Fun fact: Norway is one of only 3 countries that still hunt whales. You can get whale meat in some restaurants here

[@GrimTheDestroyer]

She can fix women and break men. Bravo

[@jherboss2516]

fix men and break women

[@jherboss2516]

@@GrimTheDestroyer I only hate straight people on pride month, outside of that they're fine.

[@abhi5504]

​@@jherboss2516lmao why hate straight people at all. I can sorta understand the other way around, but hating straight people is completely irrational

[@jherboss2516]

@@abhi5504 Don't actually, I was just responding to homophobia.

[@micahjones3695]

I took 10 seconds to listen and realized that the screams were getting closer,t hey almost caught up to me...

[@superocker06]

one girl was the garlic plant to their sexualities💀

[@BigMastah79]

No but seriously how tf do people organize orgies. That has got to be a very awkward conversation

[@theonewhoasked120]

To solve your problem you need to tie a knot in it. The hostage can’t scream if their windpipe is tied up

[@jamesloweffortcampingandfi3679]

A place to observe Wales? In my country, it's called Herefordshire

[@feeesh4324]

I think that what they actually described is just a swingers club 😅

[@sanneoi6323]

When 4-10 hardened dirty people group up and roam around disreputable neighborhoods...