Lucius Malfoy⚡ASMR

[@roni725]

you look like lucius malfoy more than lucius malfoy himself

[@MsBlackParadox]

Magnificent. Exquisite. My father will hear about this.

[@gergyta9211]

Isn’t that your father? Draco? Hello?

[@andrealanzoni8894]

Well played, sir. I bow to thine magnificence

[@Blondie16]

I don’t know why this made me laugh so much😂

[@slantythecamel]

You are genuinely funny and talented. "You're going right back to Amazon" I laughed out loud.

[@dimensionstars97]

Hilarious!!!

[@johnvale3916]

“You’re going right back to amazon” That line had me in tears!!!

[@Raquel96]

“Karen, it’s me Lucy” I’m obsessed with this 😂 thanks for a wonderful video

[@Kieran0410]

I want to know who Karen is. Hair stylist to the wizarding world?

[@ItsJessEdits]

please tell me that wig also indicates a future King Thranduil roleplay bc it is FABULOUS, and he is also a high elf - of which you resemble

[@mellydropette2532]

Cr0ss0ver Studios omg i said the same! Yas girl! 👏🏻

[@valendrien6517]

Thranduil is king of the woodland realm, as in he's king of the wood elves

[@nullusanxietas2379]

Second this! I would love to see the dwarf-racist party dad on this channel. PREPARE YOU BROW KITS.

[@Carmen-tu7me]

Oh my god I'd love that so much

[@katcookwontcook8945]

Yes please!

[@rebeccarivera4246]

You should definitely make a Shrek's Prince Charming ASMR video, you remind me a lot of him omg.

[@lydia3675]

Yes!!!

[@ControleRosa]

Pleaseeeeeeee

[@Celinej01]

yesss

[@chocoCo0kie]

Great idea!!

[@uiida]

OH MY GOD YES

[@kallum96]

River killed his noisy neighbours so he could film this excellent video

[@theaterpsycho8885]

After the whole “Draco nearly died” thing, Narcissa could no longer stand Lucius. This is him 3 years after the divorce, now just desperate to get the dark lord back.

[@emm940]

The phone call with Karen had me dying lmao

[@khalfrodo4921]

Holy shit! This is amazing, you should make a series on Lucius.

[@Gallalad1]

Khal Frodo +1

[@MORTIM3R]

River doesn't accept request but he did make an exception w/ this vid.

[@kezialol]

I second this!

[@gergyta9211]

I’d make sacrifices to kuthulu to see that

[@shaymary5247]

Indeed!

[@maren6195]

the exact opposite of what i expected and endlessly better. i can never look at lucius malfoy the same way again lmao totally worth it. what a wonderful, creative mind you have, thank you

[@wayneb8300]

Now that is one beautiful Lucius. #WingardiumSexiosa

[@shaymary5247]

Sexiosa!!!!!!!!!!! 😆😂😋🤣😜🙃

[@4RCH1V1ST]

SEXIOSA 😂😂🤣

[@happigoth]

Narcissa is a lucky one lol

[@marie-renard]

I'm deceased 😂 That was a true masterpiece, and don't even get me started on that humour and plot twists going to be rewatching it till death, thank you a million times! 💖

[@polexiaaphrodisia8838]

I thought he was going to say "why have a baddie when you can have a Daddy," and then I remembered that he had to delete all of the "father" themed videos. I'm sorry that you didn't like the HP movie casting choices, River!

[@AWlpsSHOW36]

Wait what? He deleted the father themed videos? Why?

[@varianmetcalf8220]

I thought he was gonna say daddy

[@darkcyclon]

My witchcraft brings all the boys to the yard, and my wand is bigger than yours. Damn right, it's bigger than yours

[@samhunt3835]

I can fuel you But I have to petronus charge!!!! Hahahaha

[@laneyjordan5488]

Deimos Hentai Crusader mmmmhmmmm

[@aleneyoung4435]

good one!

[@mellydropette2532]

A masterpiece as usual! “You’re going back to amazon” I can’t 😂 If you need another character to use that wig for- Thranduil the elven king is another option~ -wink wink nudge nudge-

[@OopsydaisyASMR]

holy shiiit Thranduil is such a good idea! That would be amazinnnng😭

[@marutchayali.421]

"You're going back to amazon" "A Few Moments Later" *making out with the snake handle*

[@marikhadare4718]

You are wonderfull actor. You are better Lucius than the actor who played in hp. You would be great as Thranduil :D you are really brilliant and pretty :) i wish you every thing the Best in World :)

[@walkinggraffiti4942]

I don’t know the character but holy shit this had me laughing so hard, LOST it at the care bear stare. You are just delightful with comedy! I know you would make such a wonderful David 8 (from Prometheus/Alien) especially with that humor!!

[@oldmanhiver3766]

"Why have a baddie, when one can have pure, delicious...evil?" Just wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. I wasn't expecting comedy, but I've been wonderfully surprised.

[@bksrmt]

Love it. You’re quite the actor, and funny as hell- or funny as heaven.

[@naddyno1472]

I am looking this three months after you posted this but I just have to say that you portray Lucius and his character so well. The pronounciation and attitude are so insane. Also the look you chose for this video... Just amazing.

[@charltonallen7646]

The acting is absolutely flawless. How much of it is you improvising?

[@QUEENOBSCURE]

YES! HEHE

[@Sarhatabaot]

"going right back to amazon" haha

[@cutieepiexo]

I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed an ASMR video so much omg you are exquisitely brilliant. So much asmr has zero personality atm but you are hilarious without even trying. And tingles on top?! You spoil me Lucy!

[@tarajones1211]

I spat out my drink at the butterfly bit 😂

[@ambiator8524]

I literally can not handle how much I love this. The added music effect is "riddikulus". In every best way possible.

[@tonicox4005]

You just randomly popped up on my home page yesterday with some new videos. And I’ve watched several older ones. This is pure gold. This is great!!

[@kimberly7446]

“I love the Care Bears” lmfao I can’t

[@Captainkebbles1392]

That Amazon joke made me laugh way too loud in this coffee shop.

[@feisttaggerung4288]

Me: He’s going to start singing Heart of Glass isn’t he? 🤣

[@rhyschant9870]

The literal best ASMR. I loved the character twist and slight flamboyancy that you added to the character of Malfoy! You really made the character your own with humour and the "Karen, its me Lucy" had me in stiches. I know you say you dont take requests but Im more than glad that you did this one, even if it is to be the only one. You have a natural calming aura and your acting skills are amazing.

[@luxifer_2194]

This...is very unsettling how accurate this is but also very relaxing...I love it

[@SubtextMoment]

Jason Isaacs is quaking right now! 😂😂 oh gosh, this was funny but also so, so tingly. "My wand is bigger than your wand" and "you're going right back to amazon" - killed me. ... And then the parts with the whispers!! 😍😍 love!!

[@ItsJessEdits]

AHAHA HE WENT THERE

[@DHBat]

“Oh hang on, I’ve got some stickers” LOL 😂

[@RuffyCh]

That was brilliant! I loved every second of it and burst into laughter so many times! Thank you! I'll also support the idea of a Thranduil roleplay, he's such a sassy king! Love ya, but now excuse me, I'm going to re-watch this video!

[@sirbanterbury]

You could genuinely play Malfoy if there would be a spin off, a-ma-zing. Pure class.

[@darksideasmr5194]

Honestly the most accurate depiction of Lucius I’ve seen ever. The drama. The flair. It’s all very much a Malfoy MO lol. Wonderful wonderful work darling

[@ericlewis6883]

"you're giving me the care bear stare" I DIED!

[@JeNn0mic0n]

🤣 🐻

[@Sirjerjer]

I was definitely expecting "why have a baddie" to have a rhyming answer, but that might be more indicative of my own state of mind watching this. Anyway, you look magnificent and the characterisation is superbly snooty, so happy I found you!

[@sweetsoundomine2082]

My goodness ! I just found your channel, and I immediately thought «that man must have Malfoy blood in his veins, that's for sure». So here I am, scrolling your videos, not really knowing what I'm looking for... and boom, this roleplay. I'm immensely delighted, thank you for the fabulousness of this video !

[@coreyjohnston2332]

I literally can’t with this video. Absolutely magnificent! “You’re going right back to Amazon.” DEAD 😂😂

[@claud1327]

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it... ❤️

[@SAR-re1fx]

Never imagined Lucius been this sassy, but here we are. Magnificent.

[@ohmyshou1der]

Great mix of comedy and relaxation! One of my favourites so far.

[@AdiAdi-dv3px]

Im crying right now river. this is PERFECTION

[@baldbattyboy]

Omg yesss Lucius Malfoy's voice always gave me the tingles, thank you so much for this!! You really are a talent xx

[@David-oh6nn]

Shots of tearquila.

[@spooky8199]

This comment should be appreciated a lot more.

[@blakekingsland6323]

My wig flew to mars! I’m shaking! Kudos to you!

[@eemmmaaaa]

this is a work of ART

[@amiejohnston2842]

One of my favorite characters. He’s deliciously evil and beautiful at the same time. 😁❤️

[@SyntaxScout]

Incredible how much potential he have in acting and looking great always.

[@thelucidangel]

You're so elegant Such amazing skin too We love you

[@Anton_the_Vampire]

That was not only brilliant, but hilarious. You make an amazing Lucius Malfoy!

[@williamheitzer536]

Where has this been my whole life. I’m crying. 10/10 would see in theaters. Thank you, now I can ascend. That is all.

[@LittleCloverWhispers]

"You're going right back to Amazon".. I just about died laughing :P I love your videos!

[@shinebox5385]

This was great River!!! Love it!! (Can we see the outtakes reel too??)

[@goldenfortress]

This is everything. Subscribing. I need more Lucious Evil Luci in my life.

[@pmgvs9788]

Enchanted by your creativity. "Thank you Debbie" Lol. Amazing!!

[@kiwikiwifruitfruit]

Lol this is literally one of my fave asmr vids still, I cannot stop returning to it

[@MissLizzy882]

the care bear stickers and the Blondie moment nearly killed me 😂😂😂 brilliant!!

[@MORTIM3R]

10/10 performance. I loved it and the description box was everything.

[@Jennigirl]

Yesssssss!!! So entertaining and a brilliant portrayal of this character - very happy Potter fan 😁💚🐍

[@JessicaJimenez-nn1zm]

this is my favroite lucius malfoy rp I was laughing my ass off

[@gizemgonenc5342]

Okay.. but you made me be kinda attracted to Lucius😂😂 Great acting I loved it. The Amazon line had me dead😂😂

[@CyrusSC2]

You are a unique person River. Thank you for your varied, and delightful content. Have a great day 😊

[@undrinkablesmoothie]

Watched this just after I finished an extremely stressful night at work that seriously fucked with my anxiety. This video made everything so much better. It made me laugh, it made me smile, it made me relax. Thank you River.

[@lilyxo2927]

This is EASILY the best ASMR video that I have ever seen/heard. I was supposed to be trying to sleep, but I have been crying laughing at this. Please for the love of Voldemort, make more Lucius videos. I haven’t laughed so much in years!

[@SadieMae099]

You are one of the best and most talented ASMR artists out there :O

[@theNewCruelty]

Best. ASMR. EVAH! Including the Care Bear stare was a thing of beauty.

[@BeaSnow]

Ohh that was better than I expected - made me giggle and enjoy, I'm glad your channel was suggested on my feed.

[@SparkleByMonica]

I lost it when you got out the stash of Care Bear stickers! Mostly because I too, like to live caring-ly. lol. This was so fun! My friend loves Harry Potter, so I'm going to share this with her. Sparkle-tastic!

[@tlee7]

You are phenomenal!! I would love to see you as Doctor Who's The Master, as acted by Michelle Gomez. I know you would be amazing with that role!!

[@gergyta9211]

It’s almost 11:00 pm. My family is asleep. My face is probably completely red from trying to contain laughter. Btw is that your singing voice? Cause if so DAAAAAAMM

[@coreyoakwood]

Another masterpiece, love this. I'll never tire of your brand of editing, seriously this is the only asmr channel i look forward to like a series

[@JanneSala]

Next time on the Lucius M. Adventures... will he ever get that box of cigars open? Perhaps he'll have to "toy" with his victim some more? Why must everything be enchanted? All this and more, if you tune in tomorrow... or never.

[@yagirlnaee]

oh em gee, ABSOLUTELY love this roleplay 💙seriously 💙 love the music and the sound of you speaking. you’re amazing ( when I realized what the cobra was I was cracking up lol and then you couldn’t get the box open 😂)

[@Makayurex]

Your videos are always a pleasure to watch! Thank you for all the effort

[@Xeakken]

Oh my heavens. Totally clicked on this and was not expecting any of what happened. It started with me trying to relax and then ended with me laughing my toosh off. This was fantastic and I appreciated the humor in this so much! 🤣🤣💛💛

[@moth9181]

Even got the pimp cane

[@lanielannister]

I just came back from a long day of work and saw this notification! 😤 Thank you River for all you do 😭 Quality Content 💖

[@boabee2608]

I never comment but I was compelled to. This is incredible!!! You’re a perfect Lucius and this is amazing

[@katcookwontcook8945]

That 'kindly note' has me in stitches. Just brilliant. Random suggestion to go to your channel. A treat indeed in my birthday month! Thank you

[@panoskalsos7781]

This is amazing! And the humour is awesome haha :D PLEASE do professor Snape!!! :)

[@samfrenzied]

"Hold on, I have stickers" omfg I'm dying. This is the best 😍😂

[@minervaraven]

5:30 you love me , you love me not 🤣 i can't ...

[@NinjaAF2099]

I’ve watched a few of your videos before I decided to subscribe. I got a kick out of your take on Lucius and your own humor thrown in. Great job and looking forward to more content!

[@adrielle.benner]

Oh my god, this was comedic genius and I loved every second of it.

[@fjolneri7148]

OMG you actually did it! Thank you ) (I love Lucius's tied back hair shown in the second film wish and think that you would look good in it too x)

[@RGeye]

I wasn't aware of comedy ASMR and that it could be so great 😂. Absolutely love it ♥

[@bekzchris]

YOUR BEST ONE YET!!

[@AvaSMR]

This is absolutely everything. I live!!

[@stels5509]

OMG!! This had me cracking up the whole way through! I watch you for the ASMR but you end up making me laugh every time! Thanks for the great content! :D

[@Arielliz2]

Loooved the tears will make you talk part, that echo effect suits your voice so well.

[@cassiehawksby7905]

This is Awesome!!! Do a Loki Roleplay next, please!!!

[@alpha777ify]

1:22 was awesome love your humor

[@heatherfarmer88]

...oh my god this is the best thing I’ve seen all week. 😂😭🌊🖤

[@theguvnor7467]

New subscriber here.... Absolutely love your sense of humour. You are clearly a very talented person.

[@connorreeve34]

I'd die of happiness if you did a John maclean asmr your mannerisms and accent would be perfect hahaha anywhere I love this video, keep it up

[@keaton_]

I hope one day you consider a Jareth the Goblin King roleplay. It would be so amazing ❤️