Gaston lyrics

[@jorgebersabe293]

When Beast gets rejected by Belle, the servants suggest ways to the Beast to improve himself. When Gaston gets rejected, the villagers inflate his ego and tell Gaston that no one is better than him and that Belle is insane for reject him.

[@couragew6260]

I’d also add that many aspects about Gaston mentioned in the song are also applicable to the Beast

[@RK-um2bj]

Because it's true. Gaston's a Giga Chad

[@N.I.A23]

Incel Beast vs based Glaston

[@sergeantjohnsonowo2480]

@@RK-um2bj Gaston is retarded

[@1ostatefan]

@@RK-um2bj 🗿

[@xxqueenofmagicxx7443]

Gaston: Every inch of me's covered in hair Beast: That's cute

[@01isaa64]

xxQueenOfMagicxx lol

[@nickelsbaena3679]

xxQueenOfMagicxx so how did the audition go

[@hobbs1701a]

NO! Beast would say "Hold my beer!"

[@rita9942]

😂

[@zeke_minori]

I can imagine him yawning while lying down then saying that then going to sleep

[@madarauchiha2167]

No one's quick as Gaston. No one's slick as Gaston. No one messes up and falls off a cliff into their doom like Gaston.

[@aimeel5701]

Madara Uchiha bravo,thats briliant

[@heyitsyourboiexoticbutters7795]

Madara Uchiha yep

[@PhazonOmega]

No one screams like Gaston!

[@alexisgrano3126]

Madara Uchiha you so stupid if you hate gaston

[@dtrinitypersonal]

No one's vain like Gaston Causes pain like Gaston No one falls to his death in the rain like Gaston

[@char9520]

No one's vain like Gaston Causes pain like Gaston No one falls to their death in the rain like Gaston

[@ashleighlowman8414]

😂😂😂😂

[@nataliag4737]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@marisrandomchannel6013]

Oh Gosh 😂

[@marisrandomchannel6013]

@Døggo No Points for Gaston!

[@RaulSanchez-zc1jj]

Too soon, bruh. . .too soon

[@msdsmti7678]

Love how this song is different from other villain songs. If u hadnt watched the movie, and heard this song alone, u would think that Gaston is the hero.

[@Keke_Poutri]

Much like Hercules, except Hercules *is* the hero

[@panose6542]

Well because Gaston, arguably is the classical hero, albeit a goofy with his character flaws comically enlarged, in any other telling, beast would be a villain and Gaston would be the hero,

[@branastasia8013]

@@panose6542 The classical hero?? Gaston is the token embodiment of a narcissist selfish jerk that serves as the villain stories. He disregards Belle’s autonomy and unlike the beast never learns to grow out of it. He is, while a fun character, absolutely an example of a token villain. Are we even watching the same movie?

[@jorgebersabe293]

@@panose6542 Gaston is actually a deconstruction of both the classical Disney Hero and the Grimm hero: Gaston looks that he could be the hero: He is handsome, is beloved by his town and is skilled with weaponry, trying to woo the lovely maiden. Unfortunately, said qualities had also led him to have an extremely big ego, as he is arrogant, narcissistic, vain and has massive entitlement issues. He looks like the classical Disney Hero, but his personality is far from heroic.

[@panose6542]

@@jorgebersabe293 exactly what I mean

[@dot8298]

No one: No one at all: Lefou: *Gaston is so T H I C C*

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

no one: No one at all: Lefou: No one spits like Gaston!

[@Shadethewolfy]

and we know it's not his neck that he was talking about *eyebrow waggle*

[@callum110597]

Always an interesting villain song. I can even notice how each chorus is sung differently. XD.

[@josephmarrison4606]

Lightening McQueen No one has a villain song like Gaston.

[@musicwolf7657]

@@josephmarrison4606 and like mother Gothel from tangled

[@LuckLady1991]

Gaston wasn't a villian he was just a piece of shit. True villainy needs a better motivation then what Gaston personality presents. Gaston reminds me of Robert Baratheon and his story and reasons have the same similarity. They even look the same. Robert isnt the villain he is just an asshole. Gaston is also just an asshole.

[@farahelshobokshy6agroupb803]

@@LuckLady1991 this is what makes the movie so great truly makes you hate him bit he's still not a villain

[@LuckLady1991]

@@farahelshobokshy6agroupb803 yeah I know he isn't a villain he's an asshole lol

[@CinderellaPrinceable]

No one tries like Gaston Can despise like Gaston No one wins the No Belle Prize like Gaston! He can't get why that girl won't stop hating Bad luck for Gaston!

[@foxybloxfoxblox3670]

No Belle Prize!!! 🤣🤣

[@uncle1839]

xd

[@itsannabellie]

What sickness does Gaston's assistant get every year? *the Le Flou* clap for me now.

[@potatoesmakefries4206]

Chrisxchambers 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@AmIntrigued]

Should've left the "the"

[@purrgundy]

Chrisxchambers Then he'd be sick and nearsighted? Because "Flou" is also French for "blurry" 😉 (maybe that's because of Gaston's addiction to beer after all)

[@kristinacurrey9586]

Chrisxchambers

[@apricott5282]

🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏👏🙌👏🙌👏👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏 I clap for my fellow punny people.

[@doryanburlison6998]

Say what you want about Gaston but you have to admit he had a phenomenal singing voice.

[@Yunseo227]

Real

[@SirePuns]

Get you friends that got your back when you’re down like Gaston’s buddies. Instantly lifted his mood

[@jorgebersabe293]

Get you friends that got your back when you're down and tell you what you need to hear, not sycophants who kiss your ass.

[@jayfeather8023]

...and his already giant ego, too.

[@johnrybinski6237]

All other villan songs ate about hate or revenge but Gaston is just gloating about how great he is

[@animefreak122ist8]

Based

[@Eichsterd123]

and lefou sings most of it

[@proskeptical789]

Dr Facilier sings about his friends & arranging a deal. Prob the reason his song is my second favorite after Gaston

[@devildavin]

because in any other story he would be the Hero.

[@DawnIsADream]

Fr

[@nanookdeerenberg7823]

No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston Nobody say "this bish empty"and Y E E T S like Gaston

[@robinmissouri7514]

Best.

[@abney_66]

Me:*Wheezing*

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

He fell off a castle and plummeted to his death. I'd never seen anything like it. No one dies like Gaston.

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

You must not watch much Disney. Dying in ways that don’t involve falls is the exception for villains. Hell, ask Mufasa: even heroes get in on it sometimes.

[@acleverusername2269]

No one slips off and falls *to his death like Gaston!!!!*

[@melgozagonzalesjoshuajazie8981]

Didnt clayton f Die similarly

[@1ostatefan]

didn't the old whitch from Snow White fall of a cliff?

[@homemadehistorian2590]

​@@melgozagonzalesjoshuajazie8981He accidentally hanged himself because he refused to let Tarzan help. It's kind of similar in that gravity did the deed, but the circumstances are different.

[@Retnick]

All jokes and memes aside... this songs so catchy

[@JoJo-xp6wr]

Agreed

[@FriendlySerafui]

true!

[@GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

Always gets stuck in my head

[@MsRandom303]

When I was a lass I heard "four thousand eggs" Every time that I did hear this song And now that I'm grown I hear "five dozen eggs" I feel like everything I know's wrong.

[@kevintran7797]

Either way, his cholesterol must be dangerously high.

[@denkikaminari6584]

Imagine how much money that costs

[@abney_66]

@@kevintran7797 It was high until he fell off a roof and died

[@meridaskywalker7816]

In Polish translation (it's great btw), he said he used to eat 10 eggs, but now he eats 25 eggs to fit the rhyme, so the amount of eggs he eats in the original version really surprised me xd

[@morpheus1988curitiba]

Nice lyrics! 👏🏼😃

[@grusky8825]

No one aims like Gaston No one tames like Gaston No one drawings go out of their frames like Gaston

[@dynamitekitkat4156]

Gaston got the NO-BELLE prize 🏆

[@mcpeanutful]

Nice pun! Belle is a French word for beauty, you know.

[@QUEfrang]

🔕

[@lyrevonwahrheit9538]

If they could make a movie for Maleficent, Imagine a movie made about Gaston's adventures.

[@gabrielemigliore6268]

He's a white man, not enough politically correct for this times.

[@valentinabarrientos]

@@gabrielemigliore6268 and very handsome😩

[@gabrielemigliore6268]

@@valentinabarrientos there's no man in town as manly!

[@valentinabarrientos]

@@gabrielemigliore6268 Perfect, a pure paragon !

[@gabrielemigliore6268]

@@valentinabarrientos ahahahhahah!

[@oliverpeters1784]

Gaston: Every inch of me’s covered in hair Beast: Belle hold my rose

[@HaliHali2024]

🤣🤣🤣

[@spartandud3]

No one's theme song get's stuck in my head like Gaston's.

[@dearbangtan5371]

Nobody: People in 2020: No one.. Cleans like Gaston Quarantined like Gaston No one stop spreading COVID-19 like Gaston

[@barbaragordon7381]

IM ESPECIALLY GOOD AT SELF IIIIIIIIISOLATING

[@FriendlySerafui]

omg please someone make a parody of this

[@undertaletaze6982]

MY WHAT A GUY THAT GASTOOONNN

[@stanard_bearer]

When I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, But because of covid I can't find any eggs at target kroger or wallMAAAAAAART

[@Blueflower1594]

Gaston: And every last inch of me’s covered with hair! Beast: Hold my beer

[@daisymay6505]

🤣

[@daisymay6505]

Beast: hold my rose

[@barbaragordon7381]

Beast: Hold my Belle

[@Kurachi84]

Gaston: Imma drink it!

[@josephrowe849]

Cousin Itt: Bitch please.

[@meridaskywalker7816]

No one lies like Gaston, no one flies like Gaston, no one has got two skulls in his eyes like Gaston

[@PillocksAnimationCentre]

Someone else who noticed that.

[@meridaskywalker7816]

@@PillocksAnimationCentre I didn't, I've seen it in some video about Easter eggs😅

[@PillocksAnimationCentre]

@@meridaskywalker7816 Whilst he’s falling to his death and his face nearly collides with the camera, if you either pause it or slow it down, in his pupils are a little cartoony skull each.

[@meridaskywalker7816]

@@PillocksAnimationCentre I can see that, I just didn't notice it until someone else pointed it out.

[@PillocksAnimationCentre]

@@meridaskywalker7816 Ah, okay.

[@josephmarrison4606]

Trick to cheering yourself up if you are feeling down. Just imagine the name Gaston changed to your name.

[@callum110597]

XD. Nice idea, Joseph.

[@betterpinkthanbloody]

"And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair" I'm a girl... In what world could this cheer me up? 😅

[@alinaelenamoroianu6657]

I would actually feel like I lost some brain cells.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@betterpinkthanbloody Might be late, but a Russian one

[@xale2465]

@@betterpinkthanbloody replace that with "and every piece of me halts all dispair"

[@sai_lysummer_days5650]

Five dozen eggs Five dozen eggs How is that even possible...

[@inktonythekaonashigaster6631]

Back then the eggs weren't very big

[@boutiquebitcoin809]

@@inktonythekaonashigaster6631 actually they were and by the way eggs come in all sizes I Know cause I once had pet hens

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

Because he is GASTON

[@spacemanmusic9919]

Dwayne the rock Johnson does

[@josephrowe849]

Rocky Balboa

[@masedaace5473]

Gaston is and always will be a better take on "what if Prince Charming was a villain" idea than Hans ever will be.

[@RK-um2bj]

Gaston wasn't a villain, even after bell rejected him he risked himself to save her from a beast

[@julesgoebel]

Gaston: “And ev’ry last inch of men’s covered with hair!” Also Gaston: -Has no facial hair.-

[@Mr_Chasm]

Some people people prefer to not have facial hair because it looks more presentable

[@manuelgamer8902]

@@Mr_Chasmbut he said every inch was covered in hair

[@Mr_Chasm]

@@manuelgamer8902 simple explanation. He lied

[@venusrresident]

I'm doing a Theatre audition with this song..wish me luck..

[@Redhead06]

Me too!😬

[@sullygamez5699]

How’d it go?

[@eviegrace777]

Omg rn I am

[@apricott5282]

Same.

[@samuelterry1801]

How was it

[@adrianortega1431]

Is it just me, or does Gaston sound a lot like Perfect Cell? "When I was a lad I drank 4 dozen men every morning to help me get strong, and then after that I ate my siblings whole, through I know that it sounds really wroooong..."

[@josephrowe849]

I thought Phil Hartman did his voice but then later I found out it was some stage actor named Richard White.

[@mr.jameson218]

If you hate Gaston, you probably do drink a lot of men.

[@thisdraco4794]

Imperfect Cell: When I was quite young I drank 4 thousand men every morning to help me get large! Perfect Cell: And now that I'm grown I drink 5 MILLION MEN! SO MY POWER'S, THE SIZE OF THE *MAAAAAARRSS!!!* The planet _and_ the God! (Wink)

[@JoeFanik]

@@thisdraco4794 No one meets Perfect Cell No one beats Perfect Cell No one dares to be the strongest like Perfect Cell

[@DeanRocks-kr7wv]

“I’m a flawless specimen of engineering” Say it again Who’s the greatest villain Who kicked out Goku For just an arc or two Red ribbon’s best success Don’t you know, can’t you guess? The monster who rules over hell Showed up without a scheme But he still reigns supreme And his names Mr. Perfect Cell!

[@DRKTROOPER15]

Reject modernity embrace neo-gastonism

[@joefalotico4687]

Scar and Gaston are my 2 top favorites villains

[@lycieae8879]

Zira and Rattigan for me.

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

Oogie Boogie

[@Memelord2020]

NO ONE LUSTS LIKE FROLLO OR MISTRUSTS LIKE FROLLO GOES ROAMING FOR BIG GYPSY BUSTS LIKE FROLLO

[@faunaria7127]

**inhales** NO ONES SLICK AS GASTO-

[@sethlangston181]

Definitely my favorite Disney villain theme! Unlike other villain themes that make you feel unsettled or intimidated, Gaston's theme is rather cheerful sounding and could be a catchy bar tune, which fits Gaston well because even though he's popular and has got a charming exterior, his traditionally masculine charm blinds everyone to how awful he really is.

[@undeadwarfare828]

It would be interesting for the beast to get his own song and explaining how looks aren't everything and that there's more to him than people know

[@undertaletaze6982]

No one~ Seduces like Gaston Gets Friend-Zoned like Gaston No One obsesses over just one girl like Gaston

[@Saurosaurus]

Earlier in the movie they say that eggs are expensive and Gaston mentions how he eats 4-5 dozen eggs. He is single-handedly creating an egg shortage in the town

[@fresh_baked_jake78]

This song is just one huge Flex

[@username3370]

Me trying to sleep: My brain out of legit nowhere: no ones neck as incredibly THICK as Gaston’s! 😏

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

No one’s slick as Gaston No one’s quick as Gaston No one’s neck is incredibly thick as Gaston’s No ones been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No ones got a swell cleft in his chin as Gaston No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston Nobody bites like Gaston No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston Nobody spits like Gaston No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauties like Gaston *No one ✨DIES✨ like Gaston*

[@ashsteel9224]

It’s no one’s big like Gaston. Hulking big like Gaston

[@Kaylakay954]

"For theres no man in town half as manly" *KIRISHIMA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@masonwright7700]

Cringe

[@aestheticsaremylastname7863]

I saw this thing on insta... No... One... Cleans like Gaston Quarintines like Gaston No one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston (Credit to whoever was this creative because I couldn't never)

[@barbaragordon7381]

I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT SELF-IIIIIIIIIIIISOLATING

[@TheConjurersTower]

@@barbaragordon7381 My what a guy, that Gaston!

[@Koopalingsandfriends]

@@TheConjurersTower When I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, But because of covid I can't find any eggs at Target Kroger or WALLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

[@kaylawolfie1111]

I can't believe it took me this long to notice something. This is a love song!

[@gm_construct_13_betaexplor38]

I always thought it was “as a specimen yes I’m indeed a deity”

[@lexezlao]

I heard I'm intimidating

[@Nasuto1702]

No one cheats like Gaston No one lies like Gaston No one falls of a roof and the dies like Gaston

[@JessicaDinsdale]

No one's a bigger brute as Gaston.

[@marvelfan2570]

No one is insane like Gaston No one gets their ass kicked by the Beast like Gaston No one falls to his death in the rain like Gaston

[@quasimodoandfievel1871]

Falling off of the castle didn't kill Gaston, it was the salmonella from eating 5 dozen eggs every morning to help him get large.

[@charlivos]

...one of the funniest villain songs!!

[@lolbitandftfoxysayhello6262]

Alameda slim: hold my stolen cows

[@mahtabamiri9065]

The nostalgia hit me so hard 🥺💔

[@bigbadjohn-wt7wz]

Gaston is devilishly handsome!

[@ileilanambingaamtheleader1154]

Enchantress is Kenya. Belle is Namibia. Beast is Germany. Gaston Must Not Be Sam Nujoma.

[@lemonit8958]

I can't stop hearing the Unus Annus version

[@FreakyMurdoc213]

I love this song ngl ☕️🌝

[@marvelfan2570]

No ones a bitch like Gaston No ones a Jerk like Gaston No one gets their ass kick by the Beast like Gaston

[@covespringskids]

I love this movie so much, Gaston and Lufu (don't know how to pronounce it sorry) are so funny

[@elvisyaboi1120]

Gaston, my favourite classic Disney villain. As in; I like him more then the main characters. But I feel like that’s just me.

[@FunAndInteractive]

Love me a man who can expectorate

[@lucasrivera6074]

No one falls like Gaston, no one dies like Gaston, and no one goes to Hell like Gaston!

[@TiTi-pm4my]

They really should have picked a bear-like man to play him in the live action.

[@nellyi4558]

It should've been Henry cavill

[@TiTi-pm4my]

@@nellyi4558 That would be PERFECT in the face, but I'm thinking a bigger bear in the body, like Dwayne Johnson! Ooooh that would've been sweet!

[@masonwright7700]

Ti Q no

[@masonwright7700]

No

[@TiTi-pm4my]

@@masonwright7700 Yes

[@nvummi]

Nooooo oneeeeeee Wipes like Gaston No one cleans like Gaston No one's hands are as incredibly clean as Gaston's I'm especially got at self IIIIIIIsolaaating

[@MsBufster]

No one's quick as Gaston No one's slick as Gaston No one fucks up and falls off a roof like Gaston

[@HollywoodLego]

To anyone who thinks that "Thanks I get" from Wish is too upbeat to be a villain song. Well, all I can say is, does no one remember this song?

[@Avarn388]

@HollywoodLego I wouldn't even go to saying that. The movie just sucks from a writing, character, and production standpoint. :)

[@EllisFountain24]

Beautiful

[@SometimesCreator]

To think, these were the placeholders 'til they thought of something better, but they stuck because you can't top perfection

[@jimbojackson4045]

I'm now a neo-gastonist.

[@15zomb1es]

“There’s no one in town half as manly” Me: *Violently points at Eijirou Kirishima*

[@ohlookitscorn.]

Noooooo ooooooone's clean as gaston Quarantines like gaston no one self isolates just like gaston for there's no one around who's hygienic clean, wash your hands, sanitizeeeeee stay inside it's a global pandemic "i can't breathe" they just say, liar, put on your maaaaaaaaask Nooooo oneeeeeee cleans like gaston sanitizes like gaston no one puts on their mask just like gaston (just put on your mask we'll get oooover this!) My what a guy that gaston!

[@KolchaksGhost]

Proud Neo-Gastonist

[@djmutt2000]

No one cleans like Gaston Quarantines like Gaston No one helps to stop Covid-19 like Gaston

[@ZombieZeke-vt2zk]

Imagine being such a sigma that you get somebody else to sing your amazing villain song

[@galaxymermaid441]

I love this song. Love beauty and the beast.

[@kodymaxwell3580]

1:32 🎶 As a speciman, yes, I'm intimidating! 🎶 2:25 🎶 When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs. So I'm roughly the size of a barge! 🎶

[@Котик-бич]

Beauty and the Best Very Cool;

[@darthmaul8278]

Gaston does not appreciate Lefou enough

[@koopersquigdewde7ermina7or81]

This helped me alot. Im doing an audition doing this song. Like for good luck!

[@josephsulaiman9959]

same

[@emilyhopemeechem4183]

When he was a lad he ate 4 dozen eggs which means he ate 48 eggs! When he’s all grown up he eats 5 dozen eggs which means he ate 60 eggs each day!

[@davidsharp5081]

Thanks for these lyrics

[@bamboyant8366]

Gaston tho 🥵🥵

[@chilileggz6197]

Thank you!

[@LeoWhalen1933]

Howard and Alan are pinnacles of humanity😂😂😂😂

[@lukasmiller486]

“Wounds from a friend can be trusted but an enemy multiplies kisses.”

[@jorgeflores2742]

My boy LeFou knows how to hype up a bro

[@MegKilliansGirl]

I honestly don't see how no one realized that Lefou is gay for Gaston even in the animated Beauty and the Beast he freaking sang a song boosting Gaston's ego. And at the end I just realized that this Lefou was almost close to spelling out Gaston's name he just needed the N at the end

[@snoopysawyer3093]

This song is literally when people are complimenting me and I don’t except it until we have some fun

[@duke3250]

Nooo oneeee fucks like Gaston no one sucks like Gaston...

[@HopeUnquenchable]

So exactly who are Gaston's "five hangers-on"? LeFou, the 3 Bimbettes, and...?

[@theidiotteam8932]

HopeUnquenchable Me

[@thegekkoguy189]

HopeUnquenchable Lefou and the four buddies

[@HopeUnquenchable]

????

[@eliasmg9144]

his hand

[@artistsanomalous7369]

Le Fou, Tom, Dick, Stanley and the old man in the pirate hat.

[@Zxch69]

great vid helped me in music class thank you!

[@dizney1253]

no ones neck is as incredibly thick as gastons

[@Pr1malWereHouse]

That’s not his neck.

[@PCCphoenix]

"Matches wits like Gaston..." (he knocks over the table along with the chessboard) When I saw that, I replaced that line in my mind with: Throws such FITS like Gaston!

[@MrGoatIII]

Everyone: No one’s dumb as Gaston Such a bumb like Gaston *Lady while blushing*: I‘ve got to admit I’ve had some fun with Gaston🫦

[@bingustheclown4557]

No one eats like Gaston Mini wheats like Gaston No one says “this b*tch empty” and _YEETS_ like Gaston

[@Mowsamow55]

Like if you're here because of KoreanBeef's video! Absolutely love this song despite Gaston being an absolute prick

[@Prince_Eva_Huepow]

🎵No one likes, watches and comments like Gaston🎵

[@randommarie.5182]

The best villain songs are from animated movies

[@josephrowe849]

As a specimen yes, I'm constipated! My poop is too large! *Everyone laughs* Lefou: Gaston, you got to take more laxatives. In a shitting match, nobody shits like Gaston. I'm especially good at projectile defecating! 10 points for Gaston!

[@AinaraRamirez]

No one's great as Levi, we are leaving Levi, tararararara we don't want to die

[@goemonishikawa5611]

No one’s play as Gaston, No one’s score as Gaston, No one’s earning coin gaining Experience fast as Gaston. (From the review of Disney Tsum Tsum)