Ludwig's Big Secret | The Yard

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This week, the boys talk about Aiden's fun trip to see the eclipse, Slime & Shake go to Vegas, and how much Ludwig loves coots.. (Episode 143)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:32 - what country would you fight for?
00:02:22 - mythbusting with slime
00:03:30 - nick has beast DNA
00:04:13 - toxic megatrollin
00:04:53 - write down below where you were during kombucha talk
00:05:37 - slime ruined it again for a guest
00:06:11 - bringing guests on the premium episode
00:06:43 - slime gave away ludwigs key
00:08:40 - let ludwig have something..
00:09:05 - gape farm
00:09:16 - slime has become ludwig with replies
00:11:14 - nicks million dollar idea was stolen
00:13:15 - aiden was busy tripping
00:15:31 - aiden went to see the eclipse
00:19:19 - nick wanted to play content warning with ludwig...
00:21:36 - slime asks ludwig for money
00:25:43 - awareness
00:26:34 - Lelo!
00:28:30 - slime doesn't get any money
00:29:50 - coots loves ludwig
00:34:05 - ludwig gets a call from aiden
00:35:25 - ew
00:36:35 - ludwig gets a call from nick
00:37:00 - EWWWWW
00:40:30 - guy talks about 9/11 at the blackjack table
00:42:47 - aiden went to Hiveminds show
00:43:18 - a creator who puts 10 cents down for every follower in blackjack
00:46:47 - how to pose
00:48:18 - aiden isn't allowed back at basketball for fracturing his finger
00:49:53 - taika waititi directed inbetweeners
00:51:06 - QT gave owenership of coots over to ludwig
00:52:40 - slime & joshman have been watching south park
00:54:50 - why we can't do the yard forever
01:00:33 - Factor!
01:02:33 - would you want to do the yard in 30 years? even if it's washed?
01:06:53 - the yard x jake & amir
01:08:01 - the woke are cancelling breasts
01:10:58 - ludwig has been coming up with titles for the yard
01:13:05 - linus on the yard!
01:13:38 - our impressions of linus
01:15:13 - william osman on the yard!
01:16:30 - when slime is very different
01:18:00 - slime went home when too many people wanted to go to dennys
01:20:06 - slime loves jordan adika
01:22:40 - radstads has been our dreams
01:24:19 - the boys have a message for discord and wumpus
01:26:53 - 2x listeners
01:28:05 - high ludwigs million dollar idea
01:31:45 - thanks for watching!
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

We were so focused on the white women and the dogs that we never even considered the white men and cats...

[@user-dx5dp1gm5w]

How do u repost a comment

[@Triplicata]

I mean Shane Dawson has been on the radar for years.

[@mcsquared920]

at last we learn the real meaning behind Ludwig's venmo name...

[@xodyssy]

@@mcsquared920banger comment

[@candlerunner]

the four genders........

[@lando8801]

Slime when he is confidently wrong about the Christmas Truce of WW1

[@ETK_]

He was batting 0/10 this episode of the pod 😂

[@kosmickalamity7071]

He has to be confidently wrong at least once an ep, it’s a ritual now

[@jamesmccomb9525]

He's not wrong. The Christmas truce is extremely overblown as many parts of the front didn't participate, and those that did were essentially a glamorised lunchbreak. It's not like everybody just put the rifles down to enjoy some pudding like the myth leads people to believe.

[@ETK_]

@@jamesmccomb9525 he said it didn’t happen in world war 1, it did, and it is glamorized in media and retellings, but it did happen

[@lando8801]

@@kosmickalamity7071 If you’re gonna be incorrect might as well be confidently wrong lol

[@artypyrec4186]

I don't know what's funnier: Leslie taking the key not knowing it was a bit, or taking it KNOWING it was. "Imma take your key, little boy. Now you're going to sign it for me" as she walks away with a smile and lud with a tear in his eye.

[@apricot8301]

I'm positive she knows it was a bit.

[@gabyedge]

I have a feeling it’s going to end up on a charity auction 😅 when she asked them to sign it I immediately thought thankmas??

[@eliyarrows2456]

Slime’s gambling “enthusiasm” compares quite well to my friends coke “phase” “Idk bro I was bored and wanted to have fun and it’s funny” “That’s like not ok bro, you should stop” “No” *changes subject*

[@taylifts]

"I didn't mean to interrupt you" Fear& could NEVER

[@alexthegender_]

YELP WHYS THAT SO REAL

[@thepenguin9]

They honestly rob QT everytime they're on there The real fear is letting women speak fr

[@ETK_]

Slime talking about his gambling addiction, Aiden talking about his drug addiction, Ludwig talking about his sexual addiction, and then the beacon of morality, Nick holding the morality of the pod all on his own. Stay strong soldier 🫡

[@thatlaxbro]

Its that God damned vaccine poisoning the youth and Slime. Our hero Nick is strong, untainted my Dr Fraudci , Nick is only addicted to God and the truth 🫡

[@AlexDaBaws]

makes me feel better as one w all 3 🤌

[@salvokai]

he's addicted to morals that guy

[@bruh1704]

Nicks addicted to warzone and saying some pun

[@Schmodin]

nick's addicted to silly little drinks

[@kiyastonehoy]

They had Coots on the podcast 2 years ago as May (next month). So Coots is for sure 2 years old by the time of this podcast.

[@lawyermorty6735]

Nah

[@tintin1313]

Slime being smitten with Jordan is so on point. Always thought they'd be so funny together.

[@loonatheworId]

he did WHAT to coots?!😵

[@MrSmore]

Unspeakable actions...

[@daEINSTEINkid1]

who woulda knew lud had such a great throwing arm

[@jamescoyne4559]

@@daEINSTEINkid1coots hit that wall like a grapefruit

[@Keanpoop]

Million dollar title

[@daEINSTEINkid1]

@@jamescoyne4559 lud called it his grapefruit technique, which didnt help against the accusations

[@JIP214]

Literally sitting at my desk eating when slime said "someone is sitting at their desk eating while you are describing your kombucha shit"

[@omaramezquita10]

Literally

[@coopersheets6169]

yep same lmao

[@carpet7664]

I was halfway asleep

[@BR1TA]

i was drinking kombucha 😭

[@joemama069]

Just like me fr

[@liamcristello2591]

Aiden going to Hivemind Live is one step closer to having Graydon and Slime in the same room

[@DiscoPornoSatan]

We need to send Slime to Detroit so he can link up with Dignan.

[@autumnrogers1301]

Ahrhhhhhhh

[@JordanAdika]

thanks slime you too

[@Masoninsicily]

When Aiden started describing it, I was biting into a pizza at my desk at home on my lunch break. Thanks Aiden.

[@maddybogdan9294]

no fucking shot im doing the exact same thing rn . pizza on lunch break ftw

[@mrfahrenheit677]

word for word, me rn, even the pizza

[@annajewelwebb1514]

I was also trying to eat when i was blessed with Aiden's description..

[@Henry-qt3py]

I was just pouring my soup into a bowl to enjoy a good dinner

[@itzDusk]

I’m writing lesbian poetry for my creative writing class to this shit

[@itsmaddiebee]

kindred spirit

[@flachtsix]

Hell yeah

[@BarginsGalore]

is there any other kind?

[@wanted1diot]

beautiful

[@itzDusk]

@@BarginsGalore truthfully 😌

[@brandonhodge5136]

Aiden is a hivemind fan is info i didn't know i needed so badly.

[@Benjammn]

RE: Jake and Amir: They started a podcast near the end of the original run of J&H on CollegeHumor and translated that into building a podcast network (HeadGum). CollegeHumor owned the rights to J&A so they obviously couldn't continue using those characters after they left. Slightly before CollegeHumor lost their main backers and morphed into Dropout, Jake and Amir were able to buy the J&A rights and all of the old videos, so they were able to make J&A vids again. They were making other sketch comedy stuff on their HeadGum YT channel in the meantime so I personally think they do it for the love of the game mostly rather than nostalgia baiting but that's my opinion.

[@yiftertheshifter9967]

Yeah it's not like they are putting out videos weekly or anything when it comes to the new videos. At the same time the whole Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir on their Patreon is definitely nostalgia bait but I love it anyway.

[@krib4785]

really admire how the guys got so into character during the bank roleplay. can't wait to see the next chapter in the story of the sailor, catcaller, bank collector, and buxom mang0 fan.

[@benjaminshields9421]

"I'm chewing on a blue pen"

[@JustJoeMCR]

O.J woulda loved The Yard podcast

[@partypandamonium9116]

He did love the yard podcast, it’s a shame he didn’t get to hear what Ludwig did to coots

[@brandtforester837]

@@partypandamonium9116*with

[@cantrip5849]

aimen being a hivemind fan made my day better

[@jocareding533]

Slime can't claim to be one of the people when he say 250k ain't that much

[@mr_krabs]

I have been described as many things, but nothing hurt more than when Slime so perfectly described me as: 1) a tech bro 2) eating lunch at my desk 3) threw up from the discussion of Kombucha dumps

[@MrLlama-dm5eh]

pfp checks out

[@heyyimelliot1432]

Aiden as a hivemind viewer makes so much sense

[@aetheriuslilac]

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@goekenaitor5674]

This episode is INSANE

[@Zenithol]

when aimen mentioned his regretful waste, i was eating my dinner and it was super good YAY!!💖

[@charliemanning3416]

42:50 imagine going to LIVEMIND and seeing Aiden. That’s like hitting the decagon. Now let’s #GetDiggyOnTheYard

[@SkytripYT]

Get diggy on the yard for sure

[@pezjerk6334]

diggy isnt allowed back in LA, on of the reasons they left him home in detroit. They would need get graydon on which is less entertaining but still good

[@sniperboi21]

While I don't think this will happen, AIDEN could go on HIVEMIND

[@EE-sw3uh]

not after what he did to those kids

[@DiscoPornoSatan]

I had to rewind that part cause I was like, "did I hear that right?"

[@rogueAD1]

Standing in line for lunch when Aiden is talking about his shits… great pod

[@raihammalik]

loved slime’s toddler coughs in this one keep it up boys!

[@abbydebrouwer1004]

this was such a good episode

[@ronaldbrody9]

imagine just having a regular person on the yard and acting like they are famous for something. Would be funny. Just some dude you met at a coffee shop an hour earlier.

[@booker244]

If the next episode is not a random homeless man from the gas station we riot

[@zachhuggins3217]

I think it would be even funnier if they brought on a non famous person but didn’t tell slime that they were normal and see how much they could make him believe about said person

[@optic_0]

literally nut’s whole career (in a loving mf way)

[@partlyblue]

​@@zachhuggins3217Slime vs a Merritt Heaton type (just an old man) would go hard.

[@matthewb9981]

That's how slime is with every guest anyway

[@xBigMitch224x]

The hivemind and yard crossover episode could go crazy

[@Lorkus]

Dignan snorting his shit with slime would go crazy

[@tagegraham3812]

Literally the two best KZbin channels. I've always thought some sort of collab would be amazing since riley made a joke about a character named aimen. Would love for nick to guest on hivemind.

[@LeathanArt]

I need this

[@cathy4697]

I don't want it, I hope it never happens. I like both groups too much that just the thought of the episode bombing makes me want to throw up. We should leave it as a permanent what if

[@mignob]

idk how hivemind + all the yard would be but i could see aimen or nick being a good hivemind guest

[@kirikinotan1303]

that "alrighhtman! :D" at the beginning healed my soul

[@kirikinotan1303]

bro he's like a cartoon character saying his signature catchphrase but i will eat that shit up every goddamn time

[@St1ckster]

The way that I found out about Tim Naki's a few days ago and am happy to see y'all enjoying his content too!

[@Snapple_apple]

gulping down my morning cold brew while aimen talks about his kombucha dumps

[@alexdam8218]

Move to a place with a real time zone hippie

[@aki42]

Eating some soup with grilled cheese with a cup of milk.

[@Snapple_apple]

@@alexdam8218i'm on the east coast.

[@cathy4697]

The bank roleplay is a perfect capsule of why I come back every week

[@SHMOUSEY86]

I too was on a ranch in the middle of nowhere for the eclipse and also noticed the birds stopped chirping. Also noticed that I heard crickets during the moment of totality.

[@GabbyRN545]

Another great episode!!

[@skylarcourtney07]

i’m a lash artist currently with a client and i audibly gasped when aiden said that. i had to lie and say i thought i saw a spider.

[@voidcaster2437]

Listening to the most unhinged podcast while doing lashes is insane lmao

[@sparklee5044]

He said what

[@ging5967]

@@voidcaster2437 is it ‘insane’ to listen to a podcast while working Void Caster? Is it really

[@Crosroad]

Ludwig should always answer the phone by screaming "I'm not fucking my cat!"

[@VixeyTeh]

😸

[@emuriram8662]

hey slime! yardigan here! love watching the podcast! right now i am watching while knitting a sweater! keep up the awesome content! ~~

[@Tyty-lr7bh]

When Aiden described the Kombucha I was sitting at my desk. It is 8:30 in the morning, this is the first thing I've heard today.

[@benjaminmcdowell4071]

I love Aiden's trip stories, both vacation trips and drug trips lol

[@customch33s32]

42:48 HOLY YARD HIVEMIND FANS STAND UP!!

[@tagegraham3812]

All 7 of us

[@tagegraham3812]

Shoutout dig riders

[@vorteximg]

I love watching the yard during lunch break

[@Tommy_Pitt]

I was eating breakfast while that kombucha conversation was happening. Happy to hear it’s over

[@gbird.]

jake and amir coming back was a great thing and they're still funny. might be important to add they have been making things adjacent to J&A stuff even after the original series ended

[@gbird.]

sidenote, they have been my #1 dream guests esp ever since zac has been on

[@itzcynth6637]

Jake and Zac on the pod would be top tier 👌

[@LuckayyLucario]

5:15 I am thieving in old school Runescape, thank you for asking slime

[@Chillwillkills]

W

[@pipOSRS]

i was cooking sharks on old school runescape

[@breezypossum5035]

​@@pipOSRS yoo pip a yardigan?

[@deehoffee]

Mining shooting star atm

[@elisa8907]

i’m sewing a bridesmaid dress for a relative’s wedding listening to the yard boys describe poop in graphic detail

[@lizzyr.1541]

5:20 thank you much for asking, im sitting at home watching the pod while popping pimples and scouring my face for any sort of blemish that i can pick at and make worse

[@stoneboi1395]

I was eating lunch when Aimen described his kombucha poops

[@finthetrashcan]

should've been benching 180💪🏾

[@declanm810]

It’s a pretty weird coincidence that they spoke about autism awareness/Slime taking a test for the premo in the same ep that they mention that he toe-walks, since that’s a trait that’s much more common in autistic children/adults than the general populace

[@duskpede5146]

they've spoken about this before, with the toe stepping in another ep

[@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT]

so i take it you haven't watched much slime yea he's our mega train boy and we love him

[@bruh1704]

If this is the straw that broke the autistic camels back you have NOT seen slimes best moments

[@matthewb9981]

I toe walked as a kid and I've got no tism

[@duskpede5146]

@@matthewb9981 as a kid is different from as a 33 year old man.

[@julianeder5178]

very good episode, dont shy away feim who you are

[@Seruphin]

High Ludwigs million dollar idea of travelling is just a Taskmaster challenge(which Unpaid Intern is based off) they have even done variations on that challenge, like see who gets this random boulder the furthest distance, a guy took it on a train and won it.

[@0hniex]

When aimen described his kombutcha, I was modding GameCube controllers for super smash bros melee. Specifically, doing notches on the shell. Melee is sick and so is the yard

[@tmt3813]

cant belive Ludwig would do that to Coots, so messed up

[@Mr_Sprite]

When aimen was describing the kombucha, I was building a desk

[@SilxntGFX]

what i am doing right now when aiden is describing his kombucha shits: writing my wedding vows (no lie)

[@taylifts]

I can't even begin to fathom how good slime would be on I've Had It

[@laurenlala6717]

I am just amazed at how entertaining your guys' stories always are. Every week. Never fails.

[@kiriluma9820]

I was loading up my homework on my laptop when y’all were talking abt kombucha

[@itbralo4735]

I am at the gym right now but I no longer bench while listening to the yard because one time while listening I laughed mid rep and almost died

[@another_jon]

Having a person ask me for money on the subway telling me about his starving kids while the phrase "kombucha shit" enters my lexicon forever.

[@renihs]

I love this show so much. I look forward to it every week. Notification gang!!!

[@JanetRobinson-xe1tg]

If you look up the origin of “Hookers” it dates back to the Civil war and General Hooker who was known for his wild parties and women who followed his troops. His troops suffered horribly with STDs. Just a factoid that I learned about in 6th grade. 😳 Love you guys! - Janet ❤

[@maddee4543]

When Aiden was talking about his shit I was fixing my eyeliner. Didn’t even flinch I’m used to this by now

[@Shanemvm]

Literally at my desk with my boss pacing past my desk when slime said "someone is sitting at their desk eating while you are describing your kombucha shit". Thank god for headphones.

[@ian562ADF52E]

I was hitting the bong when you were talking about kombucha shits

[@MegaEliteAwesome]

When the kombucha poop comment happened, I was cooking curry ramen. Also I benched 285 for 4 reps with no spotter. Thanks boys!

[@kabagal]

The coots bit is the funniest bit they've ever done

[@mrs.nightmare6289]

Best pod to listen to while eating lunch!

[@squxish9923]

hit 205lbs for 4 for the first time on bench. thanks to lud and slime for helping me push myself!

[@arielrivarola5768]

i was making a graphic for a lab report, love the picture i have about aiden's stool!

[@aidanwasserman289]

Aiden, full of empathy and brutal honesty: You can barely poop 😕

[@novakaz2279]

I am working on an architecture project and eating at my desk while listening :D

[@g.d.v9620]

At 1h05 when talking about the future of the yard really hit me. I'll see you in 30 years

[@bluffer702]

I was playing Cherry WIne by Hozier on Guitar while sitting in the Dragon's Dogma 2 main menu when Aiden spoke of his shits

[@cocoaoco11]

Hey guys I am looking at two excel spreadsheets while Aiden talks about his Kombucha shits. Thanks!

[@littleroot]

dudes archies editing this episode is crazy

[@Jinanwoys]

I was trying to find a power series for 1/(7-x) centered at c while c = 2 during the kombucha talk.

[@dorklepuff1655]

Just made some waffles and enjoying a nice breakfast while the boys are talking about kombucha…

[@jeuese9201]

yard

[@outhous3]

yard

[@corbie06]

yard

[@ryanbell6545]

yard

[@breezyq6449]

yard

[@daniel28021]

yard

[@polluxb]

I was picking lilac flowers to turn into lilac sugar when you were talking about poop kombucha

[@CynicalChicken661]

I was unironically scooping my eye back into my skull as aidan was descring his kombucha sh^ts

[@inflatablepenguin]

I have very similar sensory concerns to Slime and I took that test after Ludwig and got 138. I answered in what I thought was a normal way just questions at face value. I've made an appointment to get myself properly tested.

[@gammagames1413]

What’s the website. I know there are a lot of fake tests online out there so I’m just curious.

[@soopimus]

i am currently dying my hair purple-ish blue when i heard aiden talk about his bowels :)

[@parzival5450]

the yard is the only channel on this entire platform that i will never 2x speed.

[@EffigyOfficial]

I was eating my first bites of my homemade tempeh wrap. Thanks aiden

[@hummingbeigh]

sitting at my desk eating cereal and playing cake sort on my phone while hearing the kombucha bit

[@andypandy1027]

learning about options

[@davidpogorzelski2470]

In amm with fever sick watching yard to feel better man

[@davidpogorzelski2470]

while aimen kombucha poop

[@dipsdm6586]

when slime said test animal in the factor ad read, i though it was about to be an ad for the jerk mechine and i was like thats just crazy.

[@TM-du3bg]

banger episode

[@GameAholic800]

I'm laying on my bed listening to chill lofi hip hops beats on low volume in the background

[@Porogasm]

I was eating cereal while yall were talking about leaky shit, so thanks for that I guess

[@corazonop8898]

only this podcast has my listening to the ads

[@kirksett]

I was eating ramen in the silicon valley, no kombucha though. Thanks, Aiden!!

[@assassinpat7600]

When the talked about kombucha I had just clocked into work.

[@vwwvictor]

listening to aiden talk about his kombucha shit while skiing 👍 i was also listening on the plane during that one episode when slime was trying to wake up sleeper agents to hijack the plane

[@chilledpenguins8381]

Where you skiing?

[@flankstaek]

As prophesized I am a software engineer sitting at my desk eating a falafel pita while Aiden is talking about kombucha shits. Thank you for your hard work.

[@tannerrobb8379]

I’m driving when Slime asked for the bit.

[@ShaunCheah]

I was lying in front of my laptop, huddled in all kinds of blankies, resting after a shift of delivering food in the rain, eating a bag of variety jellybeans from Lidl when Aiden mentioned his kombucha poops.