Clueless White Guy SHOCKS Squeex by Speaking Perfect Hindi

[@alexb1110]

Ludwig acting like he could stomach indian street food because he can drink the lightest beer is so funny

[@V1brationCanine]

Yeah he's gonna have a bad time once he gets to regular 45 degrees C days and the slight spice gives him diarrhea. I hope to god he doesn't speak Hindi with his American accent they will laugh at him. Oh and there's the water even I didn't drink it when I visited family.

[@deleted-something]

True

[@S-EGK]

@@alexb1110 bro will fail to stomach Indian beer

[@zavtparticles]

I love pad thai and that stuff makes me bed ridden for like 2 days. I'm weeeeak

[@frittsop3373]

you blackie have you ever gone to your home town fucking eating mosquito patty and sand soups fucking poor people

[@gl1tch57]

As a Indian….we DO NOT claim squeex as authentic hindi translator

[@Oreki-z7o]

Agreed

[@alphainfinityX]

+1

[@anantchakravorty2522]

+1

[@ImMigrant98086]

"Bhilly" "Khya haal hai"

[@nikhilav]

He had worse accent, and more rasist than anyone.

[@ishaan863]

my brother genuinely sounds like how bollywood movies show english colonizers in 1875 speaking hindi 💀💀💀

[@jjaster]

f that’s so accurate

[@ayushaditya22]

very true ...

[@meghlauchiha]

BRO SO ACCURATE 😭😭

[@sweetilicious]

TEEN GOONAA LAGAAN

[@satchitt]

ACCURATE

[@GodRizzOhio]

its funny how whenever he speaks hindi he looks at his other monitor

[@skapdnx]

Yeah

[@tobywan3679]

Ok

[@kparaju]

obviously it's because squeex is in the monitor he's looking at. obviously.

[@poorsocialskills]

History repeats itself

[@moistnutzz]

It's also hilarious how he's wearing a white shirt. LOL!

[@aaryagohil7000]

watching squeex teach hindi to ludwig is like watching the blind lead the blind

[@kalecccxi333]

Have you tried crying about it?

[@surelynottrue]

Bruh squeex is so confident about “Bhilli” who’s going to bhreak the bhad news to him

[@sahilsalvi9864]

Bhruh

[@IceBucket97]

dhisappointed

[@arting6539]

khrazhy

[@shushunk00]

Kya haal hai doesn't mean- how are u? Its means -how is it going? Literal translation is -what situation is Ironically Squeex was doing american sounding haal(with a rolled up tongue) ,lud was more close to pronouncing haal like a native hindi speaker would. Squeex fumbled with the cat pronunciation too. Wtf is a bhilli 😂 ,its billi(squeex was cautioning lud earlier about bh sounding in hindi that is not present in western languages,but he put bh sound in a word where its not required) Lud's pronounciation of billi as bily(he didn't put the double L pronounciation bc westerners aren't used to that kind of pronunciation) was more passable than squeex.

[@oskardahle2478]

@@shushunk00 What does the double L sound like in Hindi?

[@khadeejah5968]

even as a south indian... listening to the hindi was rough (for both of them)

[@muhemmedaakif4385]

Broo fr 😭😭

[@shutdahellup69420]

as a north indian, it was painful.

[@MoneyMitrovic333]

Almost like Shah Rukh Khan trying to speak Tamil💀😂

[@cosmos1487]

​@@MoneyMitrovic333who cares about that short arabic person

[@listlessLiz]

@@cosmos1487millions do

[@S-EGK]

Squeex is what we call ABCD (american born confused desi)

[@TheBennifactor]

Squeex was born in India though, no?

[@S-EGK]

@@TheBennifactor yes, so he can be america bred confused desi

[@chomkypanda]

​@@S-EGK He got bred??😮😮

[@bys_exe]

It's the movie!

[@faatu2850]

Yessssss exactly hahahahaha

[@akilank82]

0:48 As an Indian viewer, I wish I didn’t know who Ludwig was

[@poorsocialskills]

Real

[@Abhitaj]

Real

[@Niz_Ag]

Ig he doesn't go over his video analytics or stream analytics to see how many Indians actually watch him.

[@prasanthraonilapu8809]

Hey kyaarrr haul hay and namascarr 🚗

[@turdboi420-69]

Yep. Me too man, me too. I wish I didn't know the other dude to and I do infact not know him How do I unsee and unhear this stuff?

[@jjaster]

*Indian viewer here:* *(1)* I can concur that Lud butchered the pronunciation of a lot of those phrases to the point where I wouldn’t be able to tell what he meant without context. *(2)* Although he was rusty, Squeex was not off the mark with his confusion and corrections. His pronunciation might sound hella wrong as well because of his American accent but it’s definitely…passable. *(3)* Locals do asks foreigners for pictures like they’re celebrities. If you look like you’re not from South Asia, you will garner attention. It’s not malicious, just weird. *(4)* I don’t think cat boy is the same as p*ssy boy but solid effort. *(5)* The whole “getting killed” thing was probably alluding to the fact that if an Indian woman feels like she is being harassed (because Lud is obliviously saying sus sounding sh*t with a smug expression) she might call for help and he’d get beat up by well meaning (but aggressively protective) bystanders. So the reaction wouldn’t be racist, just a wildly unfortunate misunderstanding. *(6)* Eating local food exclusively will definitely mess with your stomach. Foreigners usually stick with bottled water because they’re not immune to the stuff that’s in our water and food. It’s not just a spice or lactose tolerance thing, it’s germs and bacteria that local stomachs are strong enough to not get sick from. I currently live outside of India for university but I was born and raised there until I was an adult. My stomach still takes a hit every SINGLE time I visit home and I was raised on the stuff. Hope that helps 🇮🇳🫶

[@Kvothe4]

Number 3 is so funny

[@VKminus]

How do Indians feel about Mexicans? Are we cool?

[@realstealthninja]

Hindi is not the national language of India. English is one of our offical too. Also not everyone here speaks Hindi and that's a good thing especially the south.

[@deleted-something]

6 is a moment

[@likith.nnaveen1769]

​@@VKminushell yeah you guy's are cool

[@gurjassingh9619]

Man squeex’s hindi is fucking cooked

[@blobthebuilder8031]

Mf really said bhilli

[@shushunk00]

Kya haal hai doesn't mean- how are u? Its means -how is it going? Literal translation is -what situation is Ironically Squeex was doing american sounding haal(with a rolled up tongue) ,lud was more close to pronouncing haal like a native hindi speaker would. Squeex fumbled with the cat pronunciation too. Wtf is a bhilli 😂 ,its billi(squeex was cautioning lud earlier about bh sounding in hindi that is not present in western languages,but he put bh sound in a word where its not required) Lud's pronounciation of billi as bily(he didn't put the double L pronounciation bc westerners aren't used to that kind of pronunciation) was more passable than squeex..

[@XentriaNova]

@@shushunk00how is it going is Kia haal chaal hai

[@YoGrannyGotNoKnees]

Kya haal hai is more like yo what's up​ tbh@@shushunk00

[@shushunk00]

@@XentriaNova how are u is tum kaise ho? Not kya haal hai it means what's happening or how is it going? Kya haal chal is also another way to mean kya haal hai

[@akashchidyana7612]

We got Ludwig speaking Hindi before GTA 6

[@IdefinitelyExistIThink]

damn it

[@abhinavdutt9477]

As an Indian, I just want to say that Squeex needs to forego his Indian card immediately.

[@LUV04111]

"billy ladaka" cracks me up so bad 😭

[@artificiyal]

cat boy

[@anshulsharma5870]

Yeah i was like wtf is that word i have never heard that ever😂...well every word is not there in other language so if you say pussy boy in hindi it wouldn't make any sense ..while if you want to say the character of it like a boy who is afraid of everything or doesn't have balls(confidence ones) just say 'fuddu' that's all

[@notgonatell3154]

I always thought I'd wanna meet Squeex and Lud if they came to India. After listening to their Hindi, I've reconsidered

[@saipremkumar4787]

The actual fact that i am a freaking Tamilian who never had spoken hindi in my life and still know more hindi that these two people is fucking mindblowing

[@Darkseid47]

As a native hindi speaker im getting chills down my spine

[@ruqaiyatasneem8594]

Well, no offense but as an Indian you should ig.

[@yugmathakkar4023]

💀💀

[@Icarus9622]

As desi, listening them is soo funny. oh it would be a treat to see them in india lol

[@swayam1616]

Fr can't wait demn it 😂

[@saatvikkalra6061]

It was cancer watching lud's attempt at Hindi but i would love to meet him lmfao

[@AeroAndZero]

Lud actually has so many fans in India, I bet 100 people would at least recognize him

[@iammars6601]

Squeex is finally popular to get his actual name in the titles 😍😍😍

[@noahmay7708]

implying ludwig fell off lmao

[@scopesemotionallyunavailable]

on the second channel? yes 😂

[@srawat27]

7:39 1st Gen mans talkin abou "It's BH" for billi...Thas Craaaazyy

[@arting6539]

'andho me kana raja' type shit from squeex lol.

[@shubhomsaha5791]

the squeex guy has so much confidence while not knowing anything is absolutely hilarious. and yeah ludwig is talking in hindi like a typical british person in bollywood movies

[@sarthakb8698]

Indian Ludbuds Represent !!! You do have fan following here in India !!

[@adivinci1]

fellow billi ladka

[@saatvikkalra6061]

Billi ladkas rise up

[@alinachrist8416]

A billi ladki here. It would be amazing to see him doing an Indian vlog. He would either have a blast or be traumatized for life. Hope Qt doesn't come tho (creepy men etc etc)

[@kaori_arima]

Lemme hit that billi :3

[@Zen_Insane]

Hi balak

[@nick.100]

I hope he wasn’t joking about the India stream cause it sounds kinda hype

[@lordwtfsunfish]

he'd gain a lot of viewers lol thats niceeeeee

[@Frostgiant2019]

As an indian i can confirm that every single thing squeex said in hindi was wrong , i got second hand embarrassment 😂

[@saadsachwani2837]

What you talking about he has a American accent but he didn’t say anything wrong

[@shushunk00]

​@@saadsachwani2837Kya haal hai doesn't mean- how are u? Its means -how is it going? Or what's happening? Literal translation is -what situation is Ironically Squeex was doing american sounding haal(with a rolled up tongue) ,lud was more close to pronouncing haal like a native hindi speaker would. Squeex fumbled with the cat pronunciation too. Wtf is a bhilli 😂 ,its billi(squeex was cautioning lud earlier about bh sounding in hindi that is not present in western languages,but he put bh sound in a word where its not required) Lud's pronounciation of billi as bily(he didn't put the double L pronounciation bc westerners aren't used to that kind of pronunciation) was more passable than squeex

[@vikasarora1148]

@@saadsachwani2837 I don't know why but when he called billi- bhilli made me crash out

[@TPK_MAKG]

​@shushunk00 kya haal hai ka matlab how are you bilkul ho sakta hai

[@kazukawasaki97]

​@@shushunk00bro kya haal hai ka matlab how are you se saman prakar hai magar kaisa haal hai is more like whats the situation kind of a thing

[@singhsandeep]

Brother, you will die if you just eat Street food. As an Indian living in India. Let me help you with Food selections: Falling sick is proportional to how shady the place is. If it does not look clean, it is not clean(don't risk it). 1. Stick to medium-highly rated restaurants on Google maps. Slowly ease into eating Indian food. 2. Stick to Bottled Water please. Bigger brands if possible. Most of the people pretty much understand basic English (If not full sentences, then words) But you will be surprised at the number of English speakers. Excited for your irl India Streams

[@qaushain]

Cat would be like Bil and then you would have to extend the L sound for about half a second then proceed with lee. Bil-lll-lee

[@bowxfire5275]

I think they can say Bruce Lee correctly. So that Lee and bill at first. Bill lee.

[@nntflow7058]

Oh, like Billie Eilish

[@yashjain8681]

⁠@@nntflow7058not precisely, in Billie, L is pronounced one (I think) but for billi (cat) its like bil-lee, like half L and then full L

[@Sammm24]

squeex should have a hindi refresher course stream atp 😭 BHilli 😭😭😭

[@chlonos]

Ludwig saying “une café” and then wondering why they switch to English 💀

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

une cafée

[@kalecccxi333]

Oh no, he used le wrong particle!!11111 how crazy!!!!! that's so unheard of for someone who mostly speaks another language!

[@ArnavIndoria]

Title should be "Clueless White Guy SHOCKS a Clueless Hindi Speaker By Speaking Perfect Hindi"

[@Darkseid47]

No one is hindi speaker here. Squeex hindi is like he learned it for 1 week

[@ArnavIndoria]

@@Darkseid47 Bro doesn't even know that "Kripya" literally means "please" and that BHilli killed me😭

[@JoeBReactions]

Boy in Hindi is Ladka, which is basically Lud + ka 😂

[@shubhansingh04]

its not, the d is pronounced differently.

[@deadalpeca8099]

​@@tazzjazz Well, if people just used the actual script of the language, that wouldn't be the case. Who's fault is it that द and ड both get transcribed as d, ड़ as d or r, ढ and ध as dh and finally ढ़ as dh or rh? It's a huge mess

[@marctoast319]

Ludwig at the street vendors ordering "chai tea" and "na'an bread"

[@subham469]

Bro is sounding like he would ask us for Teen Guna Lagaan.

[@jyotiproy1729]

Watching them debate over "Billi" is like the irl version of the blind leading the blind.

[@henryhowe8632]

"You're a Billy Latke, straight up."

[@anmol6978]

7:10 This moment is so first semester in a hindi class coded "its billie?" "NO its 🅱illie"

[@govinddas7876]

Shits giving me flashbacks to Hindi classes in primary school lmao

[@alanarunmavath6005]

For reference India has several languages. Most states especially Southern ones have our own language.

[@ronakjindal585]

WE GETTIN THE INDIAN AUDIENCE WIT THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥

[@Lilia-my1sw]

now i have something else to look forward to, ludwig india stream!

[@Kumar_.0]

As a Indian this was a painful video to listen too.... 😂😂😂

[@whynotlin7998]

I'm totally down to watch a Ludwig Indian public washroom speedrun. Cholera me excited!

[@kashbanerjee753]

Nah Lud definitely has a lot of Indian viewers like if my man comes to any big city he'll prolly be recognised left and right maybe not gather a crowd or anything but he'll defo get recognised.

[@neeljain8164]

Watching both pronunciating everything wrong is funny as indian

[@joshuanoeldeke]

Peak title

[@ashishshetty5773]

I just love it how BOTH of them are straight up butchering Hindi in their own ways😂

[@Grimsyreaper]

indian viewer here, i used to think that ludwig never adressed his indian viewers but understandably his indian viewerbase is like under 5% probablyy. This video though did all that i could have wanted lol, respect to squeex man..

[@Warlordplays050]

Mango lassi is a fancy thing… not the “authentic” one. Mostly we drink mango grinned in milk that’s called Mango shake or we’ll simply eat mango and that too only in the mango season means from april to july. In lassi we use a drink made from milk called Chhachh or Chhay which tastes a bit sour so that’s different from mixing mango pulp in milk.

[@hangloosetjt]

These two crack me tf up every second of every collab video I can’t even lie

[@Abruzaza]

Ludwig the type of guy to blast light up light up Skechers

[@VaibhavShewale]

tf i was laughing so hard when ludwin tried to speak hindi XD

[@fiend2979]

Bro please come to Sri Lanka, it would be so much fun

[@rjboy6763]

As a Indian ludbud I can confirm I exist but your hindi is illegal

[@jatinrakha]

Ludwig i’ll be your travel guide, squeex’s hindi made me wanna curl into myself and never come back

[@anuragvats3740]

You are absolutely spot-on when you said that he was doing the most embarrassing second-generation sh!t.

[@rakshitkhullar2287]

If I see ludwig in India talking hindi that day I might transit to Earth 2.0

[@fernieu3537]

I practice hindi with the 711 people and i surprisingly learned a lot by writing down and greeting each other daily

[@haroldjin3765]

this is peak fiction 🥵

[@MYZS]

I'd love to teach lud hindi/urdu it'd be hilarious to see him struggle with the accent. It honestly really doesn't work like Japanese and French because the brown accent doesn't sound anything like the language itself

[@yk1734]

Anyone else remember when squeex forgot that haathi was elephant in Hindi? India trip would do crazy

[@EnigmaForge]

THIS was a great stream

[@oscillateswildly]

lud and squeex are relationship goals

[@glorb4568]

Indian viewer here. All dozen of us say hi

[@ankuro17]

genuinely squeex is just like a NIR kid which never came India and acts like he is a pure Indian he did not even know Hindi

[@v3nomspidey425]

We got Ludwig speaking Hindi before gta6

[@mephisto4618]

Ludwig Hindi sounds like he's asking me to give over my land and pay him taxes

[@LT-tk1yy]

I would love to see ludwig speak english in a french accent for the entire stream.

[@jaseregalado2408]

We just had the chai tea moment in across the spiderverse irl 😂😂😂

[@VygoUwU]

NOT THE GRIPPERS IN THE MOVIE THEATHER 😭

[@Eshaan2702]

Bro said mango lassi as an authentic indian food 😂

[@prithvisingh4479]

Bro sounds like those white guys in Lagaan! 😂😂😂

[@shaarang566]

As a Indian viewer. This was highly entertaining.

[@Grimsyreaper]

squeex pointing out ludwig's pronunciation is so funny when he himself sounds so off..

[@miteshyv]

Say "Dugna lagaan dena padega" and watch the clip blow up

[@sleapyGazelle]

I had to run it back and really focus to decipher Lud’s attempt at Hindi lmao

[@Billu_saanda-u7u]

Bro sounds like a British villian from Hindi movies.

[@GamerBoyGreen]

no hate but I lowkey wish Ludwig's main yt channel would be this calm, and chill.

[@zeek593]

Lud saying billi more better than squeex is just embarrassing lol 7:58

[@lilshake6414]

I'm a 100% Indian Ludwig watcher and I can confirm that Ludwig does in fact know more Hindi than Squeex does

[@SausyVal]

blind leading blind ahh stream

[@TWM94YT]

Love the Xiaomanyc title for this😂

[@yanshillpyndiah5319]

Ludwig’s french kind of hurts my french *un café

[@shreyastayal2936]

squeex correcting lud to say it slightly less but still wrong is funny as hell

[@Kaviranghari]

its not bhilli with the h squeex its billi how ludwig said it

[@sidharth9046]

no ludwig said it wrong, he needed to give stress at the L part and also its a double L

[@Kaviranghari]

@@sidharth9046 bhai dono ke comparison ne sabhse sahi ludwig ne hi bola And yes l is to be emphasised

[@PookiePalmer]

yup, he sounds like he's casting spells

[@uchnikudragon5838]

Back to Lagan days

[@Old_Soul_]

He is just saying "cat boy"😂😂😂😂

[@kkpasta7464]

I want to take the brown out of Squeex for getting so many words wrongs and yeah Ludwig stays white. 😂

[@Maria_745]

Ludwig in India would be like the getting scammed world tour. Paying $20 for street food, stomach destroyed, taken for ransom by a taxi driver, buying fake gold, getting pickpocketed, fake tour guides. But if he walked around with a camera people would definitely think he's Glen Powell and he'd absolutely love it lol

[@govinddas7876]

you're describing tourist spots. Why would you even go there lmao

[@Joshpods]

Because its a​ tourist spot? @@govinddas7876

[@Maria_745]

@@govinddas7876 because he would be a tourist? lol

[@Maria_745]

@@tazzjazz so many Ludwig getting scammed stories involve other people being there he's just that good at getting scammed

[@govinddas7876]

@@Maria_745 yeah but India is different lol. Never visit tourist spots in India especially a first visit.

[@etaashdwaraka2455]

bruh im indian and it sounds as if u arecasting spells to curse squeex and his family tree for generations

[@iluvmugglenet2564]

I can't with Squeex saying Billli is ' Bh' sound 😂😅 boy what?!

[@Zwellop]

4:59 No way this man just said Mango Lussy 😭😭

[@andrewdobbs7747]

saw this as dude said it 😭

[@adityavohra9566]

Come Ludwig, I’ll be the Ray for your Kai Cenat.

[@PARTHMISHRA_0]

3:31 Aint no way dude Spiderman across the spiderverse? Squeex = Pavitra Prabhakar?

[@xender8012]

Its funny how lud was closer than squeex to billly when squeex was saying philli

[@ritwikgupta1558]

btw, if you do an indian food tour you NEED to visit Punjab, Rajasthan and eastern U.P. cities (lucknow, banaras, maybe kanpur). I know the main cities are much more famous, but the food in these places in maybe the best/most unique you'll find. (Also sorry, idk much about south indian places, please feel free to suggest :) ) Also also, if in delhi, please do have "Fateh Chand ki Kachori", the best I can describe it is like a indian tostada and it is one of my fav street foods.

[@Joshpods]

Hyderabad, Chennai, Bengaluru

[@aman5726]

bro is going to start with a dehli belly.

[@aayushsharma5369]

ludwig sounds like the guy from lagaan saying: 3 gunna laggan dena parega buvan

[@arpitgoyal2035]

so happy that ludbud coming to india would be nice having you

[@MamaAkina]

Go visit some of the cool temples! I wanna see Lud pull up in a dhoti

[@C_R105]

Squeex and Ludwig are my favorite duo these days. Such good chemistry

[@shashankshekhar6952]

I wanna meet lud so bad 😭 guys please don't cancel the india trip now that you've announced it 😭😭