LUKE THOMAS: Jon Jones THREATENS Testing Officer?

[@cmft9358]

"You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon?" - Testing Officer

[@_NegusFreeman]

“You still there pussy” 😂😂😂😂

[@umairbutt1355]

😂

[@jwlcs32]

Mvp

[@aremedyfrosty]

I doubt the tester was worried about a guy who had 2 finishes in a decade and has never ko'd anyone in his life.

[@Tperry21]

Lmaa

[@sagetmaster4]

An absolute Jon Jones classic

[@sarcasticgenius8563]

One more before he retires. This one's for the OG fans

[@TonyKalashnikov]

Bro he 10000% made the tester guy piss for him when they were alone in the room 🤣😂

[@rhysjones1108]

@@TonyKalashnikovlmfao can you imagine

[@TyrantOFynder]

SUCH a douche!!

[@starseeddeluxe]

Unfortunately for Jon, he also went online and posted a full public description of his side of the story, before consulting an attorney. He alludes to the fact that he was indeed intoxicated, which isn't helpful for his case.

[@TonyKalashnikov]

Bro he 10000% made the tester guy piss for him when they were alone in the room 🤣

[@sarcasticgenius8563]

Absolutely. Dude was partying at his house when they turned up lol there's no way he was clean

[@patricknez7258]

This didn't occur to me 😂

[@bluejay9235]

First sample without the picograms, Jones: "see guys? I've been clean all along!" 😂

[@willismcgee5216]

Unbeknownst to Jon the tester Jerome had consumed a full convenience store counter of Dick Pills earlier to smash Crystal in an abandoned parking lot at 09:00 hours...

[@starseeddeluxe]

"You almost died, alone in the home of an established violent MMA fighter who appeared intoxicated. Why would you want to submit a police report???" -High Integrity Boss

[@Ghostface2point0]

The best thing about Jon's excuse is his inability to understand that people are gonna be friendly to you even after you threaten to kill them...because they wanna stay alive

[@sarcasticgenius8563]

Only someone like Jon Jones could threaten to kill somebody one second and then high five then minutes later. Then after it all he's like "huh, I thought that went well" dude is all over the place

[@Ghostface2point0]

@@sarcasticgenius8563 exactly. Reminds me of when he got arrested in Vegas and went from furiously cussing out the cops to bawling his eyes out and smashing his head into the hood of the cop car. We've seen his emotions flip on a dime outta nowhere before

[@shoegazer5451]

he's clinically insane

[@Isikkkcan]

he knows what he did, he is talking his way out of it.

[@FightSportTalk]

Like all psychopaths he thinks he can do whatever he wants and everyone needs to kiss his feet.

[@cliveramsbotty6077]

lol she holds her hand up to say 'please don't come near me' and jon high fives it

[@kratosofspartareal]

LOL

[@m.j.e.5245]

You're saying a tiny woman was trying to post again Jones? With 84.5 inch reach? LOL

[@Chamasaurus]

What's the point of being an MMA fighter if you can't threaten to kill everyone who minorly inconveniences you?

[@bigbastard_lol]

Lol

[@factandsuspicionpodcast2727]

So true

[@adequatequality]

Jon Jones: "God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers" God: "Bro, stop tryna murder people"

[@m.j.e.5245]

Have you read the old testament? God wanted king david to go bring 100 foreskins from slain enemies and he let samson kill an entire city. Soddom and Gomorrha? Yeah, this is right up gods alley

[@parkerzins794]

“I can’t let you get close” -Chael in testing officer costume and wig

[@40goose40]

Underrated best comment lol

[@suj1201]

“The Lord just seems to want to keep testing him, I suppose..” 🤣 Only the Lord can test Jon - not drug testers. 😂

[@theaviator06]

Tasteless and disrespectful comment for Luke to make.

[@KrikZ32]

@@theaviator06 cry about it, he's saying mean words about a dude who beats his wife and threatened another woman.

[@mikeiso8963]

Even the lord has trepidations in case that mfer make it heaven.

[@jakemiller270]

​​@@theaviator06it is pretty easy to make fun of Jones using religion to say he is changed constantly. Then does things even worse then his last scandal.

[@matt_eberflus]

@@theaviator06 cry about it, you religious freak

[@-.6666.-]

“You think I’m just gonna sit here and let you test me, like really?” - Jon 🦴’s Cormier

[@artemus2]

Why would two random employees from an in house testing program want to lie about something like this? This is obviously another case of Jon Jones being Jon Jones.

[@willismcgee5216]

Maybe because they are crap at their job, and botched the sample through their own incompetence? Could Jon just be the one they blame to escape their own punishment?

[@blizzen]

​@willismcgee5216 I too file Police reports alleging harassment when I make a mistake at my job

[@madaxwayne]

​@@willismcgee5216Jon whooped his own wife but he draws the line at threatening drug testers who came to test him before he could cycle off his hefty stack..... Make's sense

[@willismcgee5216]

@@madaxwayne Jon Jones has NO wife. He is not married. He has a fiancee that is conditioned to be just that...a fiancee. She is not going to demand a marriage before pumping out kids...she is not going to go to the police. She is conditioned, controlled, and there is no repercussion from her for his actions. These outsiders to the Jon Jones "program", hold potential risk to Jon if he's to act up and go too far. He may manipulate as he can, but there are limits in his mind with Crystal and Jerome that do not exist with the brainwashed baby mama. He knows there are repercussions with the drug testers if he were to actually harm them, so tries to scare them into playing his game. ALLEGEDLY! Its all he said/she said at this point, so why not put Crystal and Jerome under the same microscope that we put Jones under. What do we know about these two? Are they upstanding citizens? Two sides to every story.

[@beerus101]

​@@willismcgee5216It was colonel mustard, in the pool room, with a candle stick! you goofy mark

[@conorfowler]

The only surprising part of this for me was that Americans apparently have trouble reading 24-hour time

[@montoyastevenjsm31]

Not all of us, only the dumb ass ones.

[@starseeddeluxe]

I've noticed my fellow compatriots also don't know the difference between Silicone or Silicon rocks. Americans universally call computer chips "Silicone."

[@nme_mma]

You find that surprising?

[@daylnroegner6744]

I guess I never called a computer chip that!

[@tamie341]

Americans are not very intelligent, we've know this for decades now.

[@FactoryFugitive]

Prime Jones is back!

[@AgentZero777]

😂

[@fanaticsoccersuper]

he's about run through the heavyweight division 😂

[@jimmycrackers3358]

😂

[@RENCHER]

Can't wait to hear Dana defend Jon Jones, call the drug tester a "scumbag", and then go off on any media who dare ask him about it.

[@bobbob-cd9yl]

Love seeing luke post more content on his own channel

[@CooterFesf]

I'm gonna miss the frequent live chats now that MK is back. I stopped watching mk months back and just can't get back into it.

[@peybak]

I guess not many followed to that network?

[@toochangz]

"Jon couldn't have committed the alleged crimes, he was coked out of his mind at a strip club!" - Bones attorney

[@mr.brenman2132]

"His testosterone was close to zero because of a tainted supplement" - Jon Jones stans.

[@peybak]

@@mr.brenman2132 It was a pictogram and not an instagram

[@matthewolson469]

Hahaa "I guess God just wants to keep testing him" Luke with the deep zingers

[@Sui_Generis0]

Wait, people thought 1600 hours was 4am? That's the most surprising thing out of this whole thing

[@danielradd111]

Johnny got pissed when he found out it wasn't his dealer

[@TreyParker318]

Imagine the new ufc drug testing team- " alright guys, let's clean up the sport! Who's our first fighter? Jones? Ah shit"

[@CodyLacroix919]

The lord wants to keep testing him I suppose 😂 - Love any Luke content but the speed on the upload here is hilarious

[@stevensullivan1664]

Considering Jon's track record, this is a drastic improvement, considering his only infractions left to commit on the Jon Jones bingo card was (threatening drug tester and murder)

[@RichlandFord]

Jon was like I’m not taking a drug test your taking a drug test! 😂

[@suj1201]

Maybe P.Diddy was hiding out at Jon’s place.

[@bruisersdilemma354]

Hey! That's fucking funny!

[@sarcasticgenius8563]

I have a bad feeling that Jones is gonna get even worse when he doesn't have MMA in his life. Hard to feel sorry for a guy who has spent his whole adult life making dumb mistakes, but I wish he had grown up after all these years. He achieved so much, and yet could have been so much more

[@bruisersdilemma354]

Wow! That's such an informative and intellectual take on your part...You sound like every bit the philosopher you think you are...Or not.

[@winterc.2476]

They (UFC) let him get away with it. They (UFC staff and commentators) don't talk about his crimes (inside and outside of the cage) when they talk about him. They (all the dumb fans who listen to the commentary) call him the Greatest of All Time. He will never learn. He never has to pay.

[@sarcasticgenius8563]

​@@bruisersdilemma354 I'll never understand people like you. Someone will post a completely innocuous comment, and you use it as an opportunity to show everybody how daft and miserable you are. It's bizarre

[@sarcasticgenius8563]

​@bruisersdilemma354 Lol your comment history. You are a miserable person

[@sarcasticgenius8563]

​@@bruisersdilemma354 Lol your comment history. My dude is deeply unhappy

[@RichKidDaPrince]

Jon Jones is a true legend - willing to take on ANYBODY no excuses.

[@fanaticsoccersuper]

😂

[@on6209]

“I don’t really like you Luke… so I’m not gonna like this video”…

[@Mappy8899]

I respect his consistency

[@jayramos6942]

1:18 “The lord just seems to wanna keep testing him I suppose” 😂😂😂 OG fans are howling 😂😂💀💀

[@tchambers807]

I'm sure they don't run into this everyday but I would hope there is an SOP where if there is any whiff of danger the testing person should just pack up and mark them down as a failure to submit sample. That only means something if the athlete's employer or whatever you wanna call the UFC has reprocussions for failures to comply with the policy. In any event there should be zero tolerance for fuckery. Either shut up and piss or do not pass go

[@atarumoroboshi9957]

Wow, I'm surprised that Americans still don't know that 1600 is 4pm...

[@m.j.e.5245]

Im also surprised at how many people don't understand how serious it is to violate HIPAA laws. Crystal will likely lose her job and the lawsuit from jones lol. The video discredits her case entirely. This is a nothingburger and her life is in shambles. She may even face criminal charges herself. Jerome botched the sample and contaminated it. Yikes this new org is a mess.

[@derrick_v]

Jon made that dude tester piss for him 😂😅

[@Ar1AnX1x]

Jones and the tester in a small bathroom, Jones: now don't be nervous, just piss

[@sxeanth]

Loving all the content you releasing Loog!!!

[@lordhumongous4272]

If you love his content so much why don't you marry it?

[@lukeparsons583]

@@lordhumongous4272you okay little buddy?

[@twodogsandaperson]

@@lordhumongous4272😂😂😂

[@user-ov5nd1fb7s]

How the hell is this guy not in prison yet? Are there laws in this country?

[@funkspinna]

LOL. Where have been? You should see the recent story of the illegal immigrants that beat up a cop in New York city and then got released shortly after.

[@aloah030]

Only for the poor

[@GSXK4]

Sounds like Bones is one angry drunk.

[@rickydanielson7953]

anything but fight aspinal

[@JackL3141]

Jon My Only Sunshine Jones would never do such a thing

[@jordansmart2973]

I find it a bit telling that he didn’t apologize, or deny the allegations. He just wanted to let the world know that the victims were to blame

[@ams4732]

Same old Bones Jones. Blame anyone and everyone besides himself

[@petermozuraitis5219]

Imagine if those two said about the party “yea there was no one there, he was by himself”

[@austinnightingale5134]

Hire Aspinall as drug tester. Send him over to Jones house with cameras, Joe Rogan and a referee. You’ve got your UFC heavyweight championship fight and your drug test. It’s a win win for everybody.

[@federalgodson]

Jones was just partying. No big deal

[@philipCampos-w2l]

"The lord just wants to keep testing him, I suppose." Savage put down

[@nickbauerly2042]

“The lord just wants to keep testing him I suppose” was absolute gold 😂

[@mikeiso8963]

Let’s get Jon on Roids & Devils Dandruff asap. 5 more years of Bones and we get the Aspinal fight.

[@emperorpalpatine4681]

Wait? There are people who think 16:00 is 4am? 🤣🤣

[@thexbigxgreen]

I feel like Jon asking if they had money because he was going to sue them was his way of opening up the dialogue for potential bribery

[@wizzelhoart]

that's one way to get out of a fight with Aspinal

[@falloutkameula]

Sounds like things got a little dicey bapa

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

"The lord just seems to want to keep testing him, I suppose" 🤣

[@Jonathan-fc9yn]

Wow, from her version, it was so traumatrizing that she is willing to potentially lose her job…

[@m.j.e.5245]

She's losing the job anyways, if she did violate HIPAA laws then yikes

[@Ruminator]

"The Lord keeps testing him, I suppose" -- that's awesome.

[@emperorpalpatine4681]

Jon’s story just feels like it is going to end with him at the Benoit family bbq

[@RapidBlaZeD]

Where is the “assault”? Jones taking her phone is assault? Seems not that bad, not okay but definitely blown out of proportion

[@chrisstaggs8997]

Especially since he took it off of a table and not directly from her. Luke is showing his bias imo on this incident.

[@TheMissing8]

Ever hear the story about the Scorpion and the frog?

[@dcunited01]

No, tell me

[@robinsocial4838]

He claims they were unprofessional but fails to give even 1 example. Sounds like made up BS used to try to justify his own actions.

[@MagnusGalactusOG]

Patterns of behavior are well established.

[@shoefury]

C’mon King Donk aka Luke. Jon is beyond help. Everyone has been beating this drum for a decade now. HE IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE.

[@brendondowdy5651]

If you think a dude with by American standards has a small criminal record can't be help you have such an insanely pessimistic outlook on life. I can name tons of other famous with a similar history and even way worse that changed lol.

[@kjhman]

I know Luke would never admit this but I know having to put out this sort of story makes him smile on the inside lol

[@joshuarittenhouse4938]

Literally no hug there lol

[@jonathanmoore7582]

I do feel like that is a pretty weak "death threat" He was big and not wearing a shirt so she felt threatened? I want to hear Jerome's statement before judging..

[@1984-i1w]

the j man was scured

[@TKE644]

Sweet child, if a large man with a history of violence gets into your personal space and says to you something to the effect of “people who do what you’ve done usually end up dead”, take that as a threat because it is meant as one.

[@funkspinna]

​@@TKE644Indeed. Especially if the one feeling threatened is a woman.

[@patrickflug4605]

Ufc will use that clip for the build up. Dana- its part of the story.

[@RamRod333]

Luke Thomas is one of the most outspoken mma journalist. It’s so easy to listen to his videos. Gives us direct information, I’m never confused at any point. Great channel.

[@grandmasterchooda9385]

It’s like people forget he’s black

[@misterpearl]

The kid just doesn't want to piss

[@privateaccount6827]

Francis = Gentleman. Jones = Spoied brat

[@brendondowdy5651]

Francis= good fighter who just got knocked out Jones= goat lol. Who cares

[@Aug0matic]

I would love to see how Luke would react to the same situation after three margaritas. Hahah

[@MagnusGalactusOG]

"If you on steroids you can't even talk about being one of the greats" - Katt Williams (Shannon Sharp podcast)

[@thexbigxgreen]

Up next in the Jon Jones saga - God continues to test Jones; Jones threatens to murder The Lord.

[@tortoudahl3456]

Anyone know what shirt Luke is wearing ?

[@Redball1980]

I reckon Jon would of won... and the tester knew too. Non starter.

[@patricknez7258]

Fair pt about conflict of interest imo

[@alan8887]

John is starting to remind me of Conor, all talk, no action.

[@Gforcebond]

He's undefeated lol

[@alan8887]

@@Gforcebond Jon was gone for three years then fought Ciryl a year ago. One fight in four years and counting. Yes Jon was the goat but as Springsteen sings, Glory Days! Jon's living off his past.

[@Gforcebond]

@@alan8887 One word: Undefeated. Could have the same argument about Khabib. "Living in the past" Jones has literally broken every record he has nothing to prove. We'll most likely see Jones vs Ngannou so don't get your panties in a wad.

[@shivams9329]

He’s the GOAT for a reason

[@BgRdDg40]

Too much smoke around Jon, there has to be a fire.

[@xannypacquiao_hxc]

I’m drunk in my home all the time. It’s not a crime.

[@lsthree6996]

Classic Jon Coke Jones is back!!! Yeah baby!!!

[@dirtymfnsanchez]

He's going to knock out Stipe now isn't he 🤣😂

[@MrYZ69]

He is so scared of Aspinall he will do everything to avoid a fight 😂

[@mefman9]

We've all heard stories of him doing shady stuff whenever someone shows up to test. He was probably rude and told her he doesn't take lightly to strangers walking around his property (gun owner). She probably told him she didn't feel safe or comfortable. Jones probably apologized and tried to make it up to her. We all know Jones has zero tolerance for authority figures. He is always the victim and it's neve his fault.

[@obioraabiakam1604]

It's funny how "authority" figures were never asked to be ones authority in the first place ....

[@Doublecake17]

Like him or not, Daniel Cormier good guy status goes up everyday

[@edes01]

Classic from Jon “Picogram” Jones.

[@matthewolson469]

I've watched enough police body cam videos to know that guilty people will make any and all probable loopholes- no matter how ridiculous- to escape. "You want to enact your ruleset on me, welllll let me make up my own rule on the spot to counter that!" 99% of the time, it's dumb. You aren't the authority because you signed a contract, be a big boy now

[@jonkalv7808]

Jerome and his girlfriend are out here testing what is this

[@aeastwood54]

I'd imagine its not that UFC athletes dont care about their working conditions but like the tester they are concerned about repercussions. I'd imagine even more so with the testing going in house. I think this is a completely natural feeling for someone to have, especially when for alot of these fighters its been their dream to fight in the UFC, they're arent many alternatives to fight and make similiar money. I would think that their are many people in "normal" jobs who would be in the exact same position as this. Afraid to make waves for fear of losing their job.

[@tc3070]

White will say it's the fighting game and Jones will be fighting in the future.

[@TKE644]

It’s just as alarming when people drastically swing in mood and personality from aggregated to friendly.

[@larrytate1657]

This is how all natural, clean athletes respond to drug tests.

[@unforgiven8464]

celebrating Friends birthday half naked,and looks like He came of the couch....

[@factandsuspicionpodcast2727]

Chael told me the testers showed up early in the morning, so clearly the footage and time stamps have been manipulated.

[@mentoch]

Bronsteter changed outlets with the UFC rights. Hes w sportsnet now.

[@Aannto]

3 testing officers and yet only the female is talking ? Sounds more like she wants her 5 mins of fame ☕️

[@beerus101]

You're a mark and a clown

[@themardybum08]

Please I beg, walk through this get rich scheme and break down how it would work.

[@bulldawgsgaming887]

so fuckin tired of lies and hacks that entertain them.luke is now a follower.

[@LowercaseKev]

How many more times are the UFC going to continue to let Jon slide on all this? My only question here

[@blizzen]

Dana: he's fucking awesome isn't he

[@brendondowdy5651]

Until people quit financially supporting his mma career. There's basically 0 chance they fire him over this. This is virtually just he said she said. I doubt anything comes from this.

[@suj1201]

Jon’s gon’ Jon.

[@whisky_icarus8731]

Gerrome is definitely not going to have her back. He's going to fold and leave crystal hanging out to dry..smh.

[@HD-fc4ds]

Dang mma is so cold right now, that at least Jones getting us some news.

[@LT-sz1fj]

Luke really does have a large amount of weak men in the comments

[@estebansolis6807]

Is there any information from Jerome's side?

[@Redball1980]

It's Friday. Aint gotta job.. ainy got shit to do...

[@AK-4nill]

FYI, Aaron bronsteter is no longer at TSN, he’s at Sportsnet as that is once again the ufc broadcaster

[@caesarq7513]

Also curious, the UFC had counted the cost of drug testing as part of the fighters salaries. Now that they are drug testing less and spending less on drug testing does this mean fighters will be getting paid less or will the UFC pass on any of the savings on drug testing to the fighters (wishful thinking I know).