THAT WAS INSANE...(STORYTIME)

[@Luna]

Thanks for watching :DDD Leave a like if you enjoyed!

[@agarariash9504]

Hey luna

[@devinrichmond9640]

Hi

[@jaredsmucker2642]

Luna hayyy

[@Scalegaragesofficial]

Love your vids bro!

[@cooperdoolin735]

Luna watches porn

[@evanterweeme2674]

when you watch a luna video that was made 1 day ago and then you watch one that was made 3 years ago, and the voice kills you Damn I Was not expecting so many likes loll

[@aaliyahjane]

Evan Terweeme SAME

[@aaliyahjane]

Evan Terweeme like that don’t sound like the same person, haha.

[@extra6321]

Evan Terweeme for sure

[@poison2285]

Rhythmic X11 lemme put you on. Say fosho

[@RamseySchaefer]

Evan Terweeme dude I noticed that too!

[@jasonrose9283]

Let's play American roulette..... Everyone that doesn't like dies of diabetes.

[@jessewhite4864]

Hahaahahahah too late I already got diabetes

[@dilloof]

+Jesse White too soon

[@flipittowumbo6851]

fuckin epic

[@nikobellicimnotbowling1197]

let's play pikkachu roulette every 5th like gets shocked

[@linglingtuesdaysquarepants2829]

Jokes on you because I have type one diabetes suckah

[@SelfmadeNoah]

Luna is like our grandpa telling us his life story's

[@blackout4215]

Yeah he’s entertaining and funny add hell

[@blackout4215]

Ass Hell

[@SelfmadeNoah]

@@blackout4215 fr bro I've been watching for years

[@rainy3352]

Joe Llama *as

[@SelfmadeNoah]

@@rainy3352 I'm proud of you my son

[@genericutuber4204]

When I was in 5th grade my "friend" tried to beat me to death in front of a teacher and 15 kids because I told him to stop chewing with his mouth open.

[@higg4209]

Nice

[@bevenstarlow]

Meanwhile my "friend" pulled down my pants and underwear in the middle of the playground

[@darkseedfile]

+Stevenmolly shut up Lars

[@darkseedfile]

+whyareyouwastingyourtimereadingthisname? XD edgy as fuck

[@bevenstarlow]

+whyareyouwastingyourtimereadingthisname? XD ???

[@SputonyPlays]

Yay daddy Luna is telling a bedtime story!

[@adrianramos2528]

luna spelled baclwards is anul

[@jeremiahumstot]

+Adrian Ramos wtf

[@SubsWithoutVideos-ho8pq]

+Adrian Ramos 😂😂😂

[@anthonychavez4289]

wtf

[@thepieman8840]

Its like were 3 years old or something wanting a bedtime story from our dad lmao

[@TheRogueRenegade]

Luna,you are one of my favorite KZbinrs! I love how you upload daily! Keep up the amazing work bro.

[@kuddlemuddle9652]

yes it is

[@bennybenben3173]

Sub to pyrocynical

[@zeck_o5430]

love ur logo

[@Luna]

Thanks man :D

[@kingomemes1100]

+Luna lunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :-)

[@Emkito]

I'm dying laughing here. They went sonic super speed ninja shit and tipped it over xD

[@tylerguillen2247]

I think Luna got hacked He uploaded before midnight

[@spazei984]

lmao

[@Luna]

xxSpookyH4ckerxx

[@gamexproductionz400]

Lol true, Dylan is back

[@tronix4078]

+Luna this man

[@HadithOfTheWeek]

fist me ellen

[@itsofficialzz3396]

Your amazing man! Love your stories and how you tell them!! Your my inspiration!!

[@Luna]

[@StretchySpaghetti]

Bro what just happened to your twitter? :(

[@wolfy2256]

+Luna Hi luna

[@jsalem7207]

You're*

[@StretchySpaghetti]

visual depression can't tell if stupid or dumb...

[@brittanyhaskell1391]

Poor Austin and the porta potty. But awesome your friends got him back. And that's okay you didn't fight the guy. Your a lover not a fighter. Always remember that

[@Cooladj]

More like a fucker

[@drunksanta1427]

wtf even is this comment

[@Sergio-ym6kq]

More like a lover of porn, or a jerker, because Luna watches porn

[@khizzy6267]

You're* a 7 year old

[@FATTYBONGRIPS]

gay

[@blackguy7020]

Eyes? Rolled Blunt? Smoked Porto? Tipped Hotel? Trivago

[@ev9673]

oskko yes

[@Nbaidk]

I mean I thought it was funny

[@Ale_100G]

@oscribbs fr lmao

[@Smilerytchannel]

Luna thank you so much for uploading now I can sleep

[@Smilerytchannel]

(:

[@jackmobley2089]

Same

[@spazei984]

same 😂

[@Smilerytchannel]

+Jack Mobley yeah I need Luna's stories to sleep literally I can't sleep WITHOUGHT them

[@jakekavanagh9984]

+Smile nice spelling fuck head

[@libertyprime3827]

if it were me I would have jumped out of the bush when the porta tipped over and say in a sarcastic voice it was an accccident

[@lemonteao2132]

He probably would've like, killed you right there and then without any of your friends there xD

[@libertyprime3827]

LemonTea *o* HAHAHAHAHHA

[@lemonteao2132]

Lex Crow i cant tell if thats sarcastic or not

[@libertyprime3827]

LemonTea *o* Its not you are funny

[@lemonteao2132]

Lex Crow Okay good ^^

[@haku3291]

AUSTIN YOUR VOICE. I’ve been watching for so many years and I got used to your deep voice and I just came back to this and your voice is so high holly shit. I love your videos man I’m a big fan

[@OPIUM420]

Fr his voice is all high💀

[@loganovogaming524]

I really depend on this capable and I love this channel favorite KZbin I listen to your stories when I go to sleep and when I play cod I bought KZbin red so I could hear u when my phone is off keep up the great work Austin!!

[@TheDarkApe]

RIP Luna's twitter

[@ethangoolsby3583]

yo I saw that 🙏🏼

[@deardoting6482]

remember me 🤔 told you you were black Luna 😏

[@endorekt151]

Y he delete everything?

[@luissaldana25]

+Ethan Goolsby what happened ?

[@Figurebutgaming]

y

[@swiftlyrockets95]

Best bed time stories 😂😂

[@JoseFlores-yx8fz]

i go to sleep at 4

[@trentonsmith702]

who?

[@doughboy924]

+Jelly Belly your gonna get diabeetus

[@element-games-and-music8529]

I know joke sometimes go to sleep listening to his stories 😁

[@dylanrahx4519]

Going to festivals before pokemon go? You are a legend

[@minplaysyt8485]

Ikr! :O

[@MrBallensLikeButton1]

Dude someone already did that don't fucking copy

[@xLDE.]

what are you going to call the cyberpolice?

[@denitdj]

27

[@GLADIATORDRAVEN]

Nice Pokemon GO gameplay! Nice Sycther!

[@superaap444]

+Forodin this isn't????

[@yungmarty2054]

Lol Luna uploaded before 1 am? Isis kidnapped him

[@enigma2566]

+Jos okay that was uncalled for, there might be some weird shit going on with that. Watch Scarce's new video about it

[@KingTacoz-g6v]

+Jos lol

[@dethndestruction590]

luna write a heart on ur hand if ur not ok

[@LCPD55]

+Jos Hell yes.

[@brettpetersss7202]

omg!! his CSGO skills haven't been as good lately! Isis kidnapped him!! where's keen the cancer when you need him

[@kendaljanowicz5705]

Luna keep up the good work!! :) Your stories just make my day and help me fall asleep with the bedtime stories.

[@matthewlee8376]

5:55 pun city

[@Osiiii404]

Matthew Lee lol hehehehehe

[@spartan5271]

Cat 19

[@JacksonMillberr1221]

My god Luna 😭 this video takes me back man

[@grapealien4814]

my wifi is shit and I have to wait literally like 30 minutes to watch a video without buffer.....but its worth it.... especially for dad

[@94fwptca620zxg]

feelsbadman

[@kjaythebeast2419]

Did you get better WIFI?

[@D0TC0N]

Dad? What's that?

[@Mark-w2y2x]

Rumor is... If your early, Luna will respond

[@Luna]

tru

[@yungsavage4152]

Tru

[@personguy1376]

+Luna notice me luna

[@georgejack1778]

+Luna first viewer and liked ur video. keep up the good work bro :)

[@ItachiUchiha-tj2km]

+Luna gratz on 1 k I use Internet exlorer

[@nvn7291]

Tell about the smoking porta potty story

[@user-uu9zv7pb2u]

Lmao what

[@paradoxsports5]

+IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! CHILL! CHILL!!! Luna said he did this once

[@kallum5303]

+Redik nobody had caps lock on he was responding to the dude who had all caps in his username

[@emilium4482]

I can tell you about smoking in a porta potty because I've done it! You see I am very fucking Italian and as an Italian I have to smoke on the toilet and eat spaghetti afterwards! It's more fun than you may think.

[@jarrettmacedo6291]

This is one of the best stories. Love that ur bros got ur back

[@cichavlogs834]

I wouldve got a chair and pissed trough the vents to the guy smokimg in it😂

[@marthasmith2125]

You should have said let's see how long it takes for the police to find him 😂

[@coreykennedy2816]

Luna been watching for a while now love your vids keep up the great work hope ur having a nice day

[@6raiz]

One of my favorite videos from Austin 👌👌👌👌 stay lit bois

[@deadshotgm7296]

I know you like cactus but please stop man. Your voice is more important than your addiction to cactus. Please seek help.

[@KINGofEPICNESS99]

It wasn't cactus c;

[@deadshotgm7296]

Lemon Bleach Lemon bleach? I personally prefer cinnamon but that sounds pretty good. Do you know if there is pizza flavored bleach?

[@deadshotgm7296]

***** Thanks man. I was looking for a good alternative to bleach. The prices are rising nowadays, ya know?

[@Luna]

LOL

[@buddermaniacz6133]

+Luna Guys its cacti for plural, plus cacti are his new weed, no need to light either

[@nebulea4226]

I moved school once yeah? Some bully went, on look, new kid!... I said fuck of walked off... let's just say someone ended in the hospital that day and it wasn't me

[@daseal6815]

Darkness S wow

[@lancebot8224]

Darkness S Savage

[@yesiamadoctor459]

evil, I like it

[@tonyblondin844]

Nebulea give more details

[@theodor2675]

Was it the kid that broke his leg when he jumped down from a tree?

[@CameronLimonta]

iCarly is a good ass show!

[@Grimmett_]

is this a joke

[@CameronLimonta]

+JORDAN GRIMMETT you'd understand if you watched his snapchats

[@Tomfissh]

Has a good ass*

[@kiba_the_lucky]

I mean, it is pretty good.

[@EctoGamer]

what the fuck?

[@ChimeZzz96]

luna plz upload as much as posible because everyday i just want to see one of you intresting videos man your awesome and i just love watching you videos

[@alexalvarez1234]

Austin did you really have to type gullible in the description smh

[@wolfki1496]

lol u got me

[@guyrandom3756]

I see what you did there

[@RaptainCex]

+Wolf Ki me as well XD

[@ivandelao1834]

skrew you😂

[@pkennybear]

People fell for this? Smh.

[@lanerobinson8994]

Luna the bush

[@andresroa101]

Guys look it's the guy that recorded marina

[@andresroa101]

pbs.twimg.com/media/CoYOlPIW8AEnpJN.jpg:large

[@andresroa101]

Like so others can see!!!!

[@dizzy1419]

+Andres Roa where is this from? Twitter?

[@podcastftw3332]

What the fuck

[@asersah]

wow

[@Cp3gb2]

Omg 😱 I came back here in 2021 and his voice sounds insane

[@KashTheGamerYT]

What game is he playing?

[@nedflanders9172]

Counter Strike Global Offensive

[@seriousbeing7328]

Kash The Video Creator Crash Bandicoot.

[@pr0ng992]

Mario Kart 749

[@a_dogg5484]

CSGO aka Counter Strike Global Offensive

[@risinglava9550]

ROBLOX

[@keyswrld1988]

How tf u get put in a drying machine

[@nashhartman5194]

2cups Woah he was a kid and he’s a heavy sleeper and his friends and brother put him in there

[@louestrada887]

Fucking dragging him

[@lilo5629]

Uncle Ben would say "so this was all just about revenge huh? Must feel good about yourself right? ". Reply if you get it.

[@bombapuns60]

not sure if it is, but is it from ben 10?

[@OriginalYoutuber]

Ah, childhood memories... good stuff.

[@SuperPitss]

+Jimmy Nutrin I think it's from Spiderman

[@bombapuns60]

Cyka VladimirKovsky i think it was from spiderman not entirely sure tho

[@Briargs]

Noice

[@xgames8275]

Luna your amazing, iv been watching your videos since 400,000 Subscribers now you have over one million+

[@baddiericheeky9570]

who's been watching his videos since 100k like me????

[@deadbones1009]

No one gives a shit how long you watch him

[@typicalexploits6220]

BaddieRi cheeky 23k

[@confusedhotdog1829]

I have the BEST story in the world once upon a time I was born the end

[@The-Listener]

once upon a time a useless buy was born he had a nice live he was not pore not rich but when he turn 16 he felt something was not right he felt useless, he felt like nobody wants him here, like the world would be in peace if i was not here he sad. the end here you have a bad story

[@VanceH]

You died quite quickly

[@GoClixy]

Is Luna still in Red? haha

[@bythewaves7822]

Is Red still a thing?..... sadly no

[@nuggetoverlord5927]

@@bythewaves7822 f

[@alijabr6828]

"I think I'm gonna get arrested tonight!" Lmao I'm dying right now

[@GmanOnTheBeat]

He sounds 12

[@LILBIGKAMIS]

He is

[@marshal5214]

sounded, over 7 years ago?

[@JackBlackYakAttack]

I'm trying to watch this video but this now ad keeps kicking my ass

[@phobics9498]

ok i live in slovakia and no situation that happened to you happened to me ,america isnt good place to live no like bullies or hackers tryed to do anything to me -_- if your stories are true america is bad place to be born at

[@acommenter8287]

MargonSK na dude his storys are crazy

[@lancebot8224]

a commenter nope he's right america sucks

[@pornhub8821]

How do u know

[@nashhartman5194]

Frenzy some places are good when you don’t have to talk to people often which means no conflict soooo

[@niksenbiksen9527]

This story made me laugh af. Thx. :))

[@he_juice869]

did you pee your pants because you had no time to pee because the dude tip the Porter pody

[@nashhartman5194]

evil patrick I can go 14 hours without peeing but 2 mins it the morning so really I don’t pee my pants

[@genjimain7624]

luna respond to my comment ily

[@OriginalYoutuber]

Go back to making manga

[@tkmaida]

Don't bash Manga XD

[@lis4856]

+OriginalKZbinr manga's awesome

[@NathsHere]

wow bro I found some fazeberry flavoured bleach:D +bleach im your bighest fan

[@genjimain7624]

Scarcity - fam calm the fuck down.ur getinh so salty cuz i want luna to comment so he can see me reply drink me

[@commenter674]

duck me

[@domything9397]

😂😂Duck

[@commenter674]

+Kawaii Ok I meant duck

[@commenter674]

+Clorox Bleach duck

[@commenter674]

+Clorox Bleach FUCK

[@guneetuberoi6118]

+Clorox Bleach duck u

[@jacobyatsko5613]

This story is my favorite one that you've told

[@gradyhilburn2612]

Austin I'm 12 and I can lift 200 pound and you can't push over a portable potty 😮

[@DarkKnight-qe1ij]

Lol,I bet you can

[@gradyhilburn2612]

Dark Knight oh no I can dude get to lifting big ass rail road ties and marble I definitely can

[@gradyhilburn2612]

+Luna the vending machine shut up your a vending machine

[@gradyhilburn2612]

+Hunter Cunningham thanks the one person that dissent doubt me

[@pandaasscheek8379]

+Grady Hilburn You seek for attention dont you little Timmy

[@lewissanchez3948]

"Fuken squad up, try and fight me I got the squad" lol

[@andrewch73]

Lunas friends are the definition of homies

[@omen6117]

3:00 am , Luna is very early not LATE

[@dustdove]

I love your story's so much, keep up the good work 😁

[@rex77xgaming7]

I love ur vids man keep doing what u do

[@frooost]

i love these revenge stories!!

[@hotpocket3120]

This is my favourite story from Luna

[@Blacked_OutMedia]

NGL I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS!!! I SMELL QUALITY CONTENT

[@bencurtis4241]

this is by far the best one this is may favorite vid u did :D

[@tamicataylortt]

This guy's life unique BC a lot of things goes on in his life and when he tells these stories they seem very interesting.

[@chaosinagoat2270]

My dude this is gold straight gold

[@zhowie1898]

5:57 “I’m pretty pissed about it” Pissed, get it? 😂😂😂

[@orbitalcrystal5499]

Austin keep up the good work I love your vids and I enjoy it.

[@botify3648]

He is sponge bob

[@henryholler1293]

Luna you are THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON KZbin.

[@twoaverageyoutubers9418]

this just sounds majestic

[@StarMakesPlays]

"pretty pissed about it" lol you r right that probably was what u were standing in

[@melvinslotte6399]

In Finland porto potties are called Baja Majas

[@bobbybaskat2501]

Sick bro

[@mrshortybear6200]

They look like world war 2 lol that killed me

[@julianguyen1400]

Squad goals aye

[@Ldfrmig]

Luna every time you miss a day you always make it up by streaming ...and I have twitch but I'm pretty sure most people don't have twitch so you should start making it up by double uploads

[@benshady867]

This reminds me of one of your stories, (my favourite) where this sketchy dealer ripped you off and you got a squad to throw a shitload of macdonalds treats at him

[@twrgysbest_friend6930]

Bruh u shouldove tipped it so the door was facing the ground lmao 😂😂

[@lukemccartney826]

Agree

[@pokemaster8909]

I just started watching you and I’ve watching you all day and all night

[@lolchannel2982]

What game is he playing

[@Dimsii]

CSGO Surfing

[@trapzmow1224]

When u said they started running in disperse I died I imagined it like they were running like naruto and they were in shadow clone jutsu and just rasenganed the portapotty and ran hela fast

[@ankle8868]

Drinking game. Take a shot every time he says "Port a potty".

[@lebron_jehames-]

I watch him for 1day and he is the best story teller

[@CauseImPresident]

Make a god dank book where it’s just all your crazy ass stories. I would buy it

[@unfortunate_events6011]

They can put from random places and ran in unison and then after the ran across the street to the burger places🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funniest part i luv it

[@wooliervenus0998]

This was tge first vid i ever saw of luna

[@samuelmassey3405]

1:36-1:37 I am a HUGE addict to World war 2,I'm not offended when you said that.

[@alaaalzarkani3270]

yo luna you always make my day

[@goldendarkness3702]

Legend says Austin is still waiting in that line to take a piss to this very day..

[@mayravixx25]

Nobody: Luna: Stealth *100*

[@Campbe11Soop]

5:58 pretty pissed about it when you got piss all over your shoes 😂

[@bioshockinfinite8701]

"I'm pretty pissed about it" No pun intended😂

[@okxnzy]

I’ve never laughed so ducking hard in my life 😂😂😂

[@supercleve7274]

That dudes logic: he rolled his eyes at me time to roll his day.

[@valentino-ss7yd]

That phase 2 max pink karambit tho 😍😍

[@collinbeutenmiller570]

BUSHCAMPER!!!!

[@the-xm2qi]

luna gotta make that youtube money

[@martastojkovic1306]

lunas voice was so cute 4 years ago🥺🥺