Luxury ASMR (For Rich People)

#ASMR
This luxury ASMR experience features exclusive ear-to-ear whispering, elite tapping and scraping sounds, and an elevated English accent to help rich people like you relax.
And just in case - rest assured this is a parody. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, actual events, actual companies, or actual countries is purely coincidental.
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🎙 What is ASMR? 🎧
ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses - even just for a bit.
📽 What is FPC? 🎞
FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds - just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos - but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.
Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

[@jenni8729]

At first, I felt like a gate crasher, and that there was a glitch in your system, allowing ME of all people to see this video. Then I remembered the years of tax evasion while running my business, and the 55 gallon drum of grape-flavored, pre-glittered, lubricant I bought back in 2010. It all makes sense now. I was put on a list. A very exclusive list, I see now. It’s good to have options.

[@sonderson8389]

Grape flavored lube⁉️

[@jenni8729]

@@sonderson8389 It’s best not to question these things. For….reasons…. (They were also out of bubble gum flavor🤣)

[@BRONCOBOY7575]

I like your style 😈🙃🤣🔥

[@jenni8729]

@Steve Lacy Nah, I’m good.😊

[@MikeKilo1969]

You took that 55 gallon drum in a direction I wasn’t expecting! I mean after the tax evasion, I was expecting a body to be in the drum! 😂

[@davidfrancis3749]

This was actually TOO funny. I ended up staying awake to watch it to the end xD I feel I'll whisper Card Blanche whenever I hear a rich person saying something Snobby for the rest of my life!! This was great.

[@HaddieAnne]

"Rich people only..." Define your terms, sir. Because I may be financially poor, but I think I have a very rich life.

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

Rich enough you get sexual assault allegations made against you

[@damobeck1]

@@th3gov3rnm3nt that’s not that rich. Get away with it money is what you want.

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

@@damobeck1 who said they where actually convicted?

[@nataliefaust7959]

I nearly spit my drink out several times. This is not something I can watch and zone out, but the laughter is relaxing of another sort. Thank you, Jim. XD

[@thepostmancometh]

Took me way too long to notice the acronym - (S)uisse (C)redit (U)nion of (M)erchants :') great job as always Jim!

[@Fozzo17]

As a fellow Jim this is 100% how I feel in my head when people call me James! 🤣

[@ee8942]

Your name is James

[@sharp-032]

You're telling me that the full form of the name Jim is James and not Jimothy?

[@lorifromtemeculaca426]

@@sharp-032 it's actually Jimetrius!

[@reece8191]

“Front row seats to all taboo sports events. Including human on human blood sports” Me- THEY GOT THE HUNGER GAMES UP IN HERE!

[@rakuranhawke8600]

They reopened the Coliseum in it's current state, just to get people to fight to the death in it.

[@Eric-rr3zd]

My head tingled from ASMR. My heart tingled with working class solidarity.

[@VincentGsjfc]

One of the funniest videos ive seen in a while, all while maintaining the relaxing tone all your previous content has. well done and please make more

[@kerajey]

Your sense of humor and creativity have no boundaries. This is the kind of content I'm here for. 👏 Bravo 👏 "Chef's Table... possibly even the Chef" 😆

[@ralphwaldopickelchipsjr7165]

I’m too poor for this video and no one can stop me from watching it

[@kylecappellini9764]

Next thing you know your going to be charged for watching it

[@rbkskillz]

So good lmao! How did he keep a straight face through this?

[@DebbieDoo217]

This was fantastic. 😂 Jims may be “10 a penny” but this Jim is one of a kind.

[@333br]

If you only knew.

[@DiamondHobbit]

I love the whispered repeated words - the level of dry humor here is monumental. 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@Sandra-RC9Gx7]

How did you not start laughing, Jim?! I couldn't help myself. You sold it as John Pierre. Your whispering words of Card Blanche, among so many others, is very relaxing!! Brilliantly done!😆👏🏻😆

[@cinnamon_berry7413]

This is both insanely relaxing and insanely hilarious I don't know whether to fall asleep or laugh my face off🤣

[@wielderofspoons]

When I keep hearing Card Blanche repeatedly in my ears but then see the card is black 😵 2+2=5 😆 You just keep coming with the ideas and the humour Jim and it's just amazingly awesome!!

[@xsublimelizzyx5451]

I've never felt so rich! 👏 BRAVISSIMO!! 👏

[@harrylow6594]

You should do a video where you’re looking for something in the sofa. Love the vids, keep up the great work!

[@Cracked_Moon]

so much satiric shade cast in this one. i love it

[@amyscott8429]

*watches on the way home from uni whilst rolling in student debt* … 💖🤩🥰 rich people only 🥺💕😌

[@youngsinatra1]

I love these videos that don’t take themselves too seriously😂

[@TemplarsatAcre]

This was so well written and thought out. Had me in stitches. I almost felt humbled to be allowed to watch it.

[@hadokenexe]

This video had me dying! "Anything for you, THE YOUNG POPE!" 😂😂😂 Edit: I just realized, Swiss Credit Union of Merchants has the acronymn SCUM 😭😂🤣

[@KiaraM]

When i read the words "for rich people only" i said to myself "oops then i can't see this video since i'm not rich" 😄😄😄 jokes aside really nice video Jim i love your ear-to-ear whispering ❤❤❤

[@komododragon410]

So you are saying you are not rich? I have five chickens and you? how many you got?

[@sonoftone8629]

this was so funny i purchased a purchase.

[@voya8386]

I don’t usually watch asmr videos closely, just prefer to listen and take a break from watching a screen, but this was really entertaining and funny I watched the whole thing. You are so witty!! this feels like some weird video that Reynholm from the IT Crowd would make to be watched beyond his death

[@JohnDoe-mj6cc]

Its EXACTLY that kind of humor, I love it. Very IT crowd

[@FringePrincess]

British humor is the best.

[@RinasReveries]

I think *Carte Blanche* will be stuck in my ears for a while now 😆 the sarcasm in this is wonderful.

[@JohnDoe-mj6cc]

Easily one of your funniest, really channeling the greats of british comedy

[@mostlyjovial6177]

I cant say I've laughed this hard in months. I came here expecting to relax, and instead I got a gut punch of hilarity for 15 minutes straight. Lmao

[@rbkskillz]

Over one week later and now I think I can say, I'll never need another ASMR video again. This is the one. Of course I'll watch more, but this one I've watched at least 50 times now.

[@EJB8803]

08:45 omg I’m dying 😂 09:09 blockbuster video!! Throwback! That’s how I know this card is legit! 10:55 love that touch at the bottom, 15mill APR! 😂😂😂 Jim, this is fantastic. You are a saint, I needed a good laugh today.

[@iveyjane4402]

My favourite part of the video is when he whispered _Card Blanche_

[@Carlosww11]

Me with $15 to my name "well finally the recognition I deserve" love ya Jim!

[@underconfident_asmr]

I rarely laugh out loud when taking in an ASMR video but damn man, this was awesome. I really think a crossover with the Fredsvoice Rude English Gentleman would make so much sense, or cents.

[@jkl674]

Lol but he hates us! He always says we’re poor 😂😂

[@underconfident_asmr]

@@jkl674 It’s hard being the riff-raff but whaddya do? I’ll never forget the line “you look like economy.”

[@felipebarrosdi99]

I lost my count of how many times I watch to this video, incredible. I need some more videos like this

[@addisonkempf649]

by far one of his best videos IMO

[@stormyweather745]

I love how it starts out like a time share scam before turning into a advertisement for a credit card. 🤑🧐

[@laqueefasteinberg4981]

People who shop at Waitrose: Finally, an asmr video i can drive my land rover sport to

[@riambratelarn1718]

Ok so I'm signing up! The sales pitch was perfect but the thing that hooked me for the card...... "whiskers"..... (Love this one Jim! 🤗🤗 with permission of course) Oh, and I need a "James" 🙃🙃

[@sagiren]

"And because they're ten a penny in this country" 🤣🤣 I have to share this with my friend James

[@GenVK]

This was super funny. "The young pope" was so aggressive I loved it.

[@sendingit2601]

I saw this and put it on to fall asleep, and I couldn't with how damn funny this whole video is.

[@Teaniinja]

I couldn't stop laughing. This seemed like an advertisement from Robocop. I think Verhoeven would have enjoyed this. Thanks for catering to my cannabilistic needs and having a "New World Order" lounge. Lol

[@andyrogers7704]

I am witnessing the mastery of satire right here. This is incredible!

[@Twiztedpenguin]

Ah of course, the Suisse Credit Union of Merchants. Or 'SCUM' for short... well done

[@cathyskywalker77]

😂😂😂 Woolworths and Blockbuster Videos 🤣🤣🤣😊And the "unnecessary" "air" "quotes" made me snort😆

[@MWest5150]

We need a part 2

[@ianhopkins8948]

Swiss Credit Union of Merchants. Alternatively known as SCUM. Clever. The bits about long pig and Denver International Airport were hilarious as well.

[@Lazearound]

Jim : "for rich people only" Me brain : "since I'm not rich, let me watch this."

[@theecosmetaverse]

Your versatility 😍 Great job ❤

[@synergymaxde7290]

So this is basically an image/PR film for swiss companies. And I think thats beautiful

[@MrTerrokk]

Looks like the prince of Monaco and Steven Seagal seem to run around in the same odd circle.

[@GeneSavage]

I am CRYING laughing... This is AWESOME!!! XD

[@shayejackson5822]

What was said : Eat "richly" What I heard:Eat the rich.. Hmmm🧐

[@facethemusic2430]

saw the thumbnail and for a split second i thought it was Gordon Freeman asmr. Great video Jim!

[@LisaEHerzog]

I needed ideas on where to spend all my Dominos winnings. Thanks!!☀️☀️☀️

[@lorifromtemeculaca426]

Tapping the card maniacally about 8 minutes in & not breaking character

[@thedemonskid]

"The Bee's knees" ✨ K N E E S ✨

[@Taylor.]

Mmmm yes this does nicely give me my upper class asmr fix, yes indeed.

[@funknasty4486]

As an American man named James, I see the UK is truly where I belong

[@Eprosis]

I'm rich? Yay! I can't wait for the shunting!

[@esoteric_squid]

The "whiskers" at the end slayed me. Such a funny video

[@ausomeaspie]

The dog's... Collar 🤣 Thought he was going to say something else then lol 😆 😂

[@Duphe]

this is genius. tingles the brain in all sorts of ways.

[@adammarano8264]

This is fantastic. 10/10

[@jamesrolison7250]

He's absolutely right. Their are alot of us

[@HappyCatastrophy]

“Or 300,000 ussd” haha! I laughed so much I scared the dog. Now I need a cocaine proof card. Keep it up, Jim!

[@Lexington31768]

This is too funny I can’t! I love it lmao.

[@Sophie_Stedman]

I'm excited to see that my bourgeoise spending habits are so severe that i'm now considered 'Rich' :)))

[@hannahbanana6748]

Ah yes. Human vs. Human blood sports. Perfect sales pitch! But fr, my favorite video you've created by far! You set the bar high with your creativity and you do not disappoint, much appreciated! Keep going

[@paulboard8221]

Pov: you found a nickel on the ground

[@aidanmorgan4630]

this is certainly the best video that you have ever made it is hilarious and very relaxing

[@derpherpblerp]

Is it me, or does Jim very slightly sound like Steven Toast in "Toast of London" in this? Bcs I am living for it

[@victoriancuddler]

oh so RICH people get to use the word Union huh? well why can't I, a fellow soviet--

[@letotopinter8409]

You are one of the greatest artists I've ever met

[@mariamcgee4462]

Loved the Steven Seagal reference. I saw him doing a gig in Newcastle, he was awful and thought he was in Scotland.😆

[@ladyliberty417]

The exotic US of A got me, ha!!🤠 Ten a penny James made me sad - each one is special in my plebeian mind😉 Nice critique of our failing system, with Jim’s lovely voice lulling us to sleep, oh dear😴❤️

[@bigd4746]

Well, Jean Piers Pierre Johnson, III, I’m sold. The application is in the mail. 😁. Too, funny, Jim. Thanks for the laughs.

[@NJPortugal]

I can't shake the idea that this would fit into some GTA Online DLC

[@AztecsPasture]

Mmm, yes, exactly as I would do, fellow rich person. Let us laugh as we sip the gold and frolic through the caviar, clad in our designer suits as we fling wads of filthy commoner paper at our accountants, so we may play one more day beyond the sight of the tax man.

[@joshuasamaniego3992]

Denver airport, Steven segal. This guy is awesome.

[@yikes7607]

I feel like The Dude when he got mistaken for the bigger Lebowski, I mean, I'm obviously not a golfer XD

[@rachelzx97]

The colours of the suit reminds me of a portrait of Madame de Pompadour by Boucher→_→

[@wwirelesswwizard]

I haven't watched the video yet, but the way this character looks immediately reminds me of Senor Cardgage from Homestar Runner.

[@amethyst5538]

I am so mature that I spent more time laughing and less time relaxing and trying to sleep.😂

[@ethan4324]

"OH HE POSTED LETS GOOO" *sees title* "well damn"

[@nickdude27]

I feel like this is going to end like Fyre Festival…

[@lorifromtemeculaca426]

Laughing SO hard at THIS comment!

[@clearcardinal]

I imagine this is what Quintessentially's pitches are like

[@natsudragneel7516]

I thought it said, “Sussie (sounding like Sussy) Credit Union”

[@gentle_chili_flake]

I got $20 in my bank account rn, so I guess you could say I’m pretty loaded

[@aaronbold8715]

0:15 Oh ho, I couldn’t agree more, sir. 😂

[@ReadyteddyGOGOGO]

You had me at “cocaine-proof’!

[@HTexGardening]

Swiss Credit Union of Merchants- Aka SCUM. Lol. Love it.

[@kristenhall283]

My student loan payments haven’t kicked in yet, so guess I’m considered rich.

[@killingxgesture]

For those unaware, "long pig" is a colloquialism for "human", ergo, cannibalism.

[@voya8386]

so ive got this posh regular at work and she’s super well off in a alienated countryside way, and she calls herself “mummy” in the third person to me. I’ll offer to carry her tray and she’ll say “no no, mummy’s got it. Let mummy take that.” She’s can’t be older than around 50. I feel like she probably is into some weird prince of monaco stuff too

[@CitrousMoon]

Memes as subdued and jokes as shrewd as my percentage amongst the top wealthiest population of the world.

[@judd5936]

You did Snape so well you should consider doing hans Gruber.

[@kalystagutierrez1607]

This video knew I was poor and crashed the first go around 🤣🤣

[@vladaburlakova1529]

amazing comedy sketch