Lying to my Friends in SpyParty

[@TNTman0]

I had an ad playing in the background and didn’t even think it was an ad. I just thought it was Carson being Carson

[@alecblair11]

@@AxxLAfriku I wonder what your family thinks of you

[@toastemperor]

@@alecblair11 probably that he has big muscles

[@bread9923]

@@toastemperor wrong. A big...BIG...BIIIIG MUSCLES.

[@toastemperor]

@@bread9923 my bad

[@erin3967]

@@AxxLAfriku you are the worst type of person. I do not know how you are not immediately removed from the platform, considering you just go to random channels and self-advertise. You’re gross, in all ways imaginable.

[@bobthebobman7457]

“I wouldn’t shoot shorty if I were you” *Shorty drops like a sack*

[@columncreek6019]

Literally the best and funniest analogy you could’ve used

[@getalife214]

@@columncreek6019 simile not analogy

[@ygbgyvgvygbuh1217]

@@getalife214 it’s both...

[@getalife214]

@@ygbgyvgvygbuh1217 if you think that, you don't know what an analogy is

[@user-yh3xw7mj4q]

@@getalife214 bruh calm down it’s a CallMeCarson comment section your not smarter than anyone here

[@kingsmanlad4147]

When playing with schlatt you can get a 60% win rate by shooting wheels every match

[@Liam-of3ch]

Is that backed up by math?

[@thecharles2755]

@@Liam-of3ch yes

[@joey-js9pr]

@@Liam-of3ch sure

[@borgar1738]

@@Liam-of3ch yeah dude it’s like at least 4

[@Skats-xj3kh]

The other 40% is the queen

[@otisjoi]

The thumbnail just saying “JSCHLATT” with wheels really gets me

[@jjd3hner544]

Are you the guy from rise of the guardians

[@ty_lewis]

And then the pogging Carson just puts the icing on the cake

[@HumanPersonYes]

@@ty_lewis the poggroomer

[@samuelhaugen5133]

CARSONPOGCARSONPOGCARSONPOG

[@Kajetanpsikuta]

@@HumanPersonYes snowflake

[@maybelater4600]

carson is the definition of playing to have fun not to win

[@jax2507]

First

[@ATBZ]

@@jax2507 first, on a comment... What?

[@lemonds4267]

@@jax2507 your name is accurate for replying "first" on a comment, or just saying first at all.

[@jax2507]

@@ATBZ infeed sinyor

[@jax2507]

@@lemonds4267 wait are you talking about one piece or...?

[@danielvaldez1186]

This guy walks into a room, except he doesn’t cause he’s paralyzed, wheels

[@MercivalPrime]

You wouldn't pick wheels again would y- YOU PICKED WHEELS

[@batf4ced]

So a guy walks into a bar-

[@auh4806]

*wheels*

[@BlueBino_]

*WHEELS BABY*

[@topfragpotato6037]

*thunderous applause*

[@lasesfries2439]

Schlatt's "swapped the statues" bluff was unironically good ngl

[@vox.6607]

I haven’t watched this yet, but Schlatt is wheels.

[@thombarlow]

true

[@CaptainMangles]

I hope carson sees this before he starts the video

[@nicoleblack8170]

Cool

[@sethryan1397]

the man in the iron sarcophagus

[@localredbird621]

@@sethryan1397 shrouded in aluminum

[@an_annoying_cat]

When Schlatt was talking about how he picked someone who he admires for their passion the entire chat was just full of Obamas

[@bigtoe422]

too many likes and not one reply. also, that seems about right-

[@CarbonMonoxxide]

POV: You're at a nice party everything is going well, then a shot rings out, the man next to you falls dead, and across the street, in the building next to you, someone screams, "WHEELS BABY! WHEEEELS! WOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@pyromenace774]

wheels WHEELS

[@championofploorf4108]

Shrouded in aluminium

[@Case2_0]

Aluminum Sarcophagus

[@chanceneck8072]

It's ALWAYS Wheels!! 😅🤭👍

[@ActuallyRocatex]

lies. if schlatt was actually in a wheelchair he would just walk

[@alien_ghostrider90]

that's a fact

[@owls6514]

@predatator gaming .yep indeed, disabled jschlatt could just, defy disability

[@hexbug5550]

SCHLATT WALK

[@happychappiejr]

Same thing with Stevie, he could just see instead of being blind

[@willedson3031]

He's just built different like that

[@RealDanjobro]

This game really makes you feel like shooting a minority group consistently every round.

[@Lincolnambrosius]

My favorite

[@hangover1435]

When's next upload?, come on danjobro don't leave me hanging

[@RealDanjobro]

@@hangover1435 soon... I hope?

[@ChalupaTV]

Cop simulator 2020

[@qqvx]

@@ChalupaTV speedrun wr any%

[@Dhhdhdhfdjjd]

I could really go for some banana bread

[@erikjj07]

First reply so like my comment because I have no life replying to ppl the second a video gets released

[@kwanis]

Agreed

[@kadensmith86]

I could really go for some banana bread

[@thatguy3671]

I could really go for some Banana Bread

[@Hectorthecollecter]

Save me some

[@CringeNBleach]

Stand master: WHEELS Stand: SHROUDED IN ALUMINUM

[@katsukide7201]

S in speed

[@sambruh8458]

funne

[@octofire]

A in durability

[@ahuevo5606]

**Giorno theme intensifies**

[@schmoogledoink2738]

It's straight up part 5 silver chariot

[@cryptic6500]

Is it just me or does Carson look like wheels without the jawline

[@guyfieri4017]

No it isn’t just you

[@Sillysillyhzac]

r/cursedinsults

[@bigbruh3302]

Bruh he does look like wheels

[@lukes401k]

Bruh I thought that wheels was Charlie

[@isaacmanahan8047]

i thought of it the second i saw wheels

[@ValTheGnat]

I’m so glad Ludwig got everyone into this game again. I loved when KZbin had a wave of this game some years back, and it’s so good to see it again

[@soap7004]

@niosonwii alright. I wont.

[@jimm.127]

It would actually be pretty popular like among us (not quite to that level) if it wasn’t $25

[@goonor]

@niosonwii ok

[@darienwest4748]

@@jimm.127 Yeah, it's pretty expensive for what it is.

[@hokachi6401]

@niosonwii bruh ok

[@damientreadwell6671]

This man hears “ba” and collapses like a folding chair

[@ergy9132]

nana

[@crimsonified9971]

bread

[@evanb_7127]

Ba

[@felixtape3291]

nan

[@raptorpeep2622]

a b

[@pepsiman228]

alternate title: carson and schlatt commit hate crimes against people with dwarfism

[@IvoryTears17]

And the disabled.

[@pokaay3163]

@@IvoryTears17 hey! Short people are humans too.

[@sui5280]

“I am playing as someone I deeply respect.” *zooms in on black man*

[@beretta2932]

Ngl I think it was Obama Still I'm laughing

[@brepi312]

12:51 "you trust people way too quickly" "story of the year ya know" 😳 damn..

[@grimlock5208]

I knew there’d be a comment

[@quill7889]

I knew there'd be a comment

[@zanderwithaz5315]

I knew there'd be a comment

[@brepi312]

I knew there'd be a comment

[@flakyflakes3298]

I knew there'd be a comment

[@Nesem02]

"does this count as drunk driving?" I'm litterely dead

[@rwrunning1813]

That MIGHT have actually been even funnier than "goat."

[@ryansallee3355]

so is wheels

[@guyfieri4017]

Same I’m *L I T T E R E L Y* dead lmaoo

[@coolterra8491]

I was thinking about that and then they said it like a minute later and I was dying

[@Sillysillyhzac]

I'm littererly wow bro it's literally

[@error3751]

Carson: actually trying Schlatt: W H E E L S

[@blazinred09]

Haha wheels go brrrrr

[@itsjusttom.]

He’s burnin’ rubber!

[@baviddickham5536]

People have to already upload his own content before carson even uploads

[@pizzasaurus.]

yeah like: CallMeCryBaby

[@Frogthejam1]

Well they don't have the honey ad

[@fupert]

And like: The Lunchabels

[@RichHobo]

It’s annoying cause I want to watch Carson stuff that I haven’t seen but then I see it again from him in actual vid

[@user-fg2hi]

I was just thinking "have i seen this video before" but couldn't figure out where

[@libruhmoment6387]

"Call me crazy, call me *carson*" LMAO that edit killed me

[@HumanPersonYes]

callmeincarcerated

[@hoitem6500]

Callmecancelled

[@Fenir91]

Anytime I see people play this game they're either the queen, wheels, shorty or cowboy with very little in between. So when Schlatt was a twin I was actually shocked

[@3seven5seven1nine9]

Lmao the "Jschlatt" in the thumbnail, he knows what gets clicks

[@FBI-kz1nv]

The beginning is like one of those tekken fights where both players just spam low kick.

[@scrabbydaperdoo9713]

Listen, are yall recording discord calls too. If you are, just let mine slide. You got me right FBI?

[@FBI-kz1nv]

@@scrabbydaperdoo9713 yessir

[@bobthebobman7457]

My new favorite quote is *”does this count as drunk driving”* -Schlatt 2020

[@magmadude_]

Say what you want about Carson but he made some banger content and you can’t dispute that fact

[@darthlynx5792]

Yeah, really S tier stuff. A crying shame he had to go.

[@Flow-dl8wm]

man i miss him

[@goldharambe2375]

I know what he did was bad but I cant lie I do in fact miss him and I hope he at some point comes back.

[@conormeehan.]

@@goldharambe2375 good(?) news

[@lrayza5594]

@@conormeehan. ?

[@shredsuntil]

i cant wait for them to play another game of this!

[@Rustyfork_25]

If only

[@GravyTanker]

Shorty like a melody in my head that i can’t get out got me singing like “buhbuhbuhbuh banana bread got my sniper stuck on replay replayayayayayay”

[@fertiag]

average call me carson fan

[@iwantdie3709]

*shawty

[@colemacgrath8846]

@@iwantdie3709 shorty*

[@colemacgrath8846]

@@quantity360 shorty*

[@colemacgrath8846]

@@quantity360 shawty*

[@ericfloortje]

They talk about Stevie wonder like he’s dead or something. Edit: First off, why is THIS getting so many likes? Secondly, i know stevie wonder is still alive but still yall make me doubt myself.

[@r.aumont6408]

November 12th...

[@aleatheltrashcan478]

Wait he isn’t dead?

[@jackc2227]

@@aleatheltrashcan478 They talk about Stevie wonder like he’s dead or something

[@mikanviola]

Stevie wonder is dead i saw him die. I was at Safeway buying a bag of chinps and Stevie wonder was there and some guy came up to him and pretended to slap Stevie wonder in the face and Stevie wonder flinched and the guy shot him seven times in the chest and then everyone in the safe way clapped. This is true. A true story

[@jackc2227]

@@mikanviola They talk about Stevie wonder like he’s dead or something

[@cipher.9]

Jerma: It’s always the monopoly guy Dunkey: It’s always the military guy Carson: It’s always W H E E L S

[@emilioe.4485]

Hey Carson I've been rewatching ur videos, it's awesome.

[@sillydiscord6835]

Tell us who asked.💀

[@impulse8935]

@@sillydiscord6835 i asked

[@sillydiscord6835]

@@impulse8935 Clearly not lol.

[@sillydiscord6835]

@@impulse8935 Try again.

[@simplifiedsam]

@@sillydiscord6835 I tried again at asking. Let's see how it goes.

[@dumbpossum8461]

"you know how quickly i trust people, you know this has been a problem for me." ngl thats kinda making me depressed, you know, feelin a lil bit of empathy--

[@graydrawsonline137]

Am I going crazy or did the video editor really just edit Schlatt to say “call me carson” instead of “call me crazy” at 1:43 because if so thats fantastic

[@nickiedarling360]

I was just about to comment that! Its amazing

[@Katierandolph9629]

XD

[@logpulsar]

Holy shit, they really did! I didn't even notice the first time!

[@tyrannicalthesaurus4672]

I noticed that too. Nice little touch

[@magentamovie6520]

12:11 Hold my bookmark so I can go back

[@WaterYaDune]

As someone who's 5'8", that bit at the end was bigoted and I expect a hand written apology by Monday at noon

[@f4upirate402]

Oh oh ahah

[@f4upirate402]

Ha ha

[@f4upirate402]

You look like dio lol

[@burningpotato9447]

What are you my middle school teacher?

[@rafaelr.4267]

What a Karen

[@dwaynethewokjohnson6148]

WHEEEELLLLLSSSS BBBBBBAAAAYYYYBBBBBBEEEEYYYYY

[@adachy]

@niosonwii ok

[@makaylajohnsxoxo]

@niosonwii ok

[@xbotsev]

@niosonwii sounds good to me

[@Bighomie39]

ALUMINUM SARCOPHAGUS

[@keira-renee]

@niosonwii wasn’t going to anyway

[@HSBC509]

Carson you make my day every time you post on Instagram or KZbin. I just wanted to say you’re a stand up guy, you remind me a lot of my brother. He enlisted in the military and came out with BPD, but you and your friends’ humor reminds me of how simple times were before. So thanks for that fella, love ya.

[@Her0Core]

just got suggested this *sigh* i miss the past years

[@FurqanAli0032]

schlatt: Are you wheels? Carson: *Banana bread*

[@freddieowen8831]

Danny Trejo: has the record for most onscreen deaths of all time Wheels: *Sit back down*

[@owenlewis7928]

*Says Wheels as he stands up*

[@Nucksterrr]

Beginning of the video: banana bread 10 seconds later: Renaedbranaeadbraneadbraed

[@Mchan126]

How did you manage to spell the chaos that happens at 9:43

[@seattlechump_jr]

14:50 we not gonna talk about that character and match score combo?

[@joeriii9]

why are you guys saying my name?

[@capitaldcolonface]

ba

[@bagelbagelman9123]

nana

[@msgpatient7850]

bread

[@goov4515]

ba nana

[@duedelzz9607]

bread

[@birdi3e]

not even wheels: carson & Schlatt: B A N A N A B R E A D

[@zajoch2005]

B NANA

[@bakermakingbread]

Bot another “no one” joke oh god

[@hokachi6401]

@niosonwii okay we won’t

[@nickduncan8376]

It’s gotten to the point where putting “JSchlatt” in the thumbnail classifies as clickbait.

[@HeyPeta1]

“Banana bread.” - Chris Hansen

[@invaderaid7216]

Schlatt: I'll make it easy for you Carson: Shoots wheels Schlatt: I was actually using an advanced technique there called LYING

[@DaydreamStudios_Official]

1:43 Such A Subtle Joke From Schlatt But Such A Good One

[@rubeeze_]

“does this count as drunk driving?” IM CRYING

[@draxbrady1535]

Hearing Schlatt subtly whisper “shrouded in aluminum” gets me every damn time 10:45

[@jvelin9723]

I like the idea of Carson editing the thumbnail thinking to himself, "I'll just put 'Jschlatt' in the thumbnail, I'll get more views".

[@theenderian3939]

He did though.

[@johnmattan3273]

SpyParty except I don’t complete any missions and just drink beer in my wheelchair

[@eefflie]

I love how he edited it to say “call me crazy, call me carson” great addition 10/10 editing would watch again

[@bruhmoment2403]

Carson.. I remember watching your G-mod KZbin videos from about a year ago, it was early in the morning, I was procrastinating doing my school as the soft sunlight started leaking into my room, now all of what I said probably was completely random, but what I’m saying is thank you for so many wonderful memories, your content hasn’t gone downhill at all, I think it’s all still so very funny. Thank you Carson, we’ll make it through this year ❤️

[@azsportsfanakaiminpain4410]

nerd

[@mrfashionguy1]

No we won't, and even if we do it won't be worth it.

[@revkun]

“Does this count as drunk driving.”

[@UnstoppableLIVE]

Alternate title: Killing crippled people

[@hyrulemobian]

@niosonwii ok

[@goonor]

@niosonwiiok

[@thisisausername5615]

@niosonwii ight.

[@cxthxrsis3571]

Ok

[@Blubididar]

@niosonwii Don't gotta tell me twice, but I will report you for spam

[@coolbeans4205]

When carson uploads it always makes my day and when I hear the outro song it makes me so happy because it makes everything feel complete :)

[@mf_ducky]

this video is amazing i can't decide if "does this count as drunk driving" or "your going round and around like it's a fuckin nascar track" is the better joke

[@steveharvey8457]

He is shrouded in aluminum..

[@newpancakeman]

Thumbnail: Pog, Jschlatt, man. thank you for your time

[@thefloofbirb8489]

That is no man.... that is w h e e l s

[@Fluffy-ov1tp]

The steel toe himself

[@guyfieri4017]

The bootman

[@rorterpobinson62]

lying to my friends in real life

[@cheema_chops1448]

But he told them the truth xD

[@HumanPersonYes]

@@cheema_chops1448 after years of lying

[@cheema_chops1448]

@@HumanPersonYes I would disagree, lying is hiding the truth once the truth has already been exposed, it's not as if someone called him out and he lied that he didn't do it. If anything, he was simply not revealing the truth.

[@HumanPersonYes]

@@cheema_chops1448 after years of lying

[@cheema_chops1448]

@@HumanPersonYes 🤦‍♂️

[@Tommy_Collada]

Man, before time got all complicated.

[@violetcolored]

this title aged like fine wine hooo boy

[@friendlytarr557]

Almost as good as "Getting accused by big youtubers in among us"

[@itsrakonax]

Just don't

[@BigSpoon3210]

@@itsrakonax lol I mean he ain't wrong

[@drownedsnail7803]

That shit aged like unpasteurized milk what you mean ‘fine wine’?

[@spencerruzich778]

Didn’t he call all of his friends like, a month before the drama happened to tell them what he did?

[@Lod_Gangz]

“Tokyo drift” - wheels

[@loaf5025]

He lied to schlatt outside of spyparty too

[@spongy7426]

Shut up

[@loaf5025]

@@spongy7426 ????

[@mercurydjinn3366]

And Schlatt lied *about* him so it's only fair.

[@andrewvw6013]

Banana Bread with Steven Hawking

[@theofficialkermitthefrogyo2716]

WHEELS!

[@alfonss_]

He's called wheels u idiot.

[@palm1823]

Underrated comment.

[@nono._is_a_weeb1057]

"I wouldn't shoot shorty if I were you" Shorty's spirit left faster than my dad

[@MichaelS3441]

My favorite part was when they said “banana bread,” I felt that

[@jessejohnstone2004]

Carson: The face of deception

[@bobthebobman7457]

“Lying to my Friends in SpyParty” Schlatt: *”isn’t that what you do to me everyday”*

[@Nastrx]

Lying to my friend literally

[@meow-rp5bz]

Pain.

[@EricDravenThaCrow]

Without love

[@robibobi212]

lets not mention it and just enjoy the video

[@inkkles]

damn youtube reccomendations makin me sad

[@divorex4285]

"I may have done something ballsy." "What was that?" "I may have swapped a statue." "I didn't put my hand on no bible!"

[@hankada2921]

These videos just make me sad now. I hope he comes back soon.

[@minillaman6717]

I wish they were still friends

[@flowerpatchtoons1101]

This video hurts now.

[@addictedperson6222]

Turns out it wasn't only in-game, huh

[@purpled547]

Ummm yeah............ Never gonna give you up

[@yutani5742]

very original

[@addictedperson6222]

@@yutani5742 of course it's not lol I made this comment 1 month ago

[@papacheese8257]

I love that he has facecam during these videos, and we can see the wacky over-the-top motions he makes when he laughs

[@theshowercurtain8598]

To feel any sort of happiness I need to keep rewatching Carson old videos

[@Ghost-wb9bg]

16:15 ,,Diese this count as drunk driving?‘‘ 😂😂😂

[@nehemiahhoward6089]

11:34 that hit different now

[@darthlynx5792]

Pure unadulterated lust

[@awfulknight3344]

3:12 carson knows all bout good looking shorties

[@Coach_Shiner]

Bro

[@unamusedgoose611]

Schlatt called him Teddy Roosevelt, but Josh called him William Howard Taft. How is this man two presidents?

[@ToastOTM]

POV: You searched by new too see things about the controversy

[@Alamia27]

Sh*t you caught me

[@tristanleport3580]

Well played

[@vipidd]

No

[@TheLactoseLord]

2:52 who would’ve thought that Schlatt predicted the Stephen Hawking midget scandal

[@jakiyoshm]

2020 - Lying to my friends in SpyParty 2021 - Lying to my friends in real life

[@simppolice944]

aged like fine organic milk in a humid summer day

[@arcadelol9925]

14:57, i love how it becomes 9-11 the second someone goes the arab character

[@eshansingh1]

Sikhs are not Arab. They're Indian.

[@Wumbohasswag]

Weird how he let carson win too 🤔🤣

[@pepitoperez5938]

turns out he lied to his friends about a lot more than just spyparty

[@yopooda82]

he didn’t lie, he told his friends straight forward

[@andyseinfeld1954]

@@yopooda82 doesnt sound like jschlatt agrees

[@PossumOnAVacuum]

“I’m on a roll”

[@CineCrispy]

I miss this

[@williamschnider6597]

Turns out he was a lot better at lying to friends than we thought...

[@jenssolberg4293]

I were looking for this comment

[@TheLalacream]

0:31 oh no OH NO!!

[@viclxll]

It’s just not the same anymore idk why even though the whole thing with Carson is happening I still like to watch and laugh but now I just can’t anymore

[@afloatcashew6828]

This used to be one of my favorite KZbin videos

[@dinkleman5802]

@@afloatcashew6828 it still can be, just try not to think aboot it.

[@GGpluto-go6vn]

same

[@tlrsknr]

Schlatt really carries everyone’s content.

[@jefflevy606]

i love how they both used “was” when talking about stevie wonder

[@emmat4416]

What is that supposed to mean