Lynette Scavo - Funny Moments

[@d.s.5577]

The queen of sarcasm

[@patrickmgaddis]

Gabi: Why are you wearing a parka? Lynette: Because fur is murder.

[@tarathompson9251]

"Oh, that's why I keep having kids, Jerry, to replace the ones that hate me."

[@TheGlobetrotteuse14]

The way she says : "Oh please, you know it's gonna be a BOY, it's always a BOY" ! Lynette is hilarious.

[@aymanedu33]

I'm litterally laughing my ass off in front of this

[@amandar273]

I can relate, except the opposite. I'm pregnant with my third (first two are both girls) and my husband and mom are convinced it's a boy but something is telling me it's another girl. I really want a boy this time, but when they both said this one was going to be a boy, I thought of this exact scene lol.

[@jennasutton8800]

TheGlobetrotteuse14 isn’t that scene from season 1

[@MaxRoc21]

@@amandar273 so is it a boy?

[@marsavriletmaimam5981]

Mandie R what you had boy or girl ?

[@tginactive]

"Three words! Stink... stank... stunk!" LMAO! Lynette is so funny!

[@trizychernyavskaya7027]

Tom sat back and waited 4 it. I guess the lady wasnt expectin it.

[@linss0870]

The fact that my parents loved this character that much to the point that they called me, their only daughter like her just let me speechless

[@blakedanielle2000]

Were you born after the show aired?

[@barbarabc24]

@@blakedanielle2000 i feel old already

[@jamiemohan2049]

To be fair Lynette is a nice name.

[@Mel-xk9go]

@@blakedanielle2000 who cares, at least she knows the show

[@babe8917]

That's just math. My favourite

[@sirenlucy8738]

« So, that’s why you keep us drunk, huh? So we don’t fight back! » is my favorite Lynette quote. Cannot wait for the opportunity to use it in real life...😄

[@aravinthanv9]

''My breast are Two balloons you find behind the couch a week after the party''🤣

[@sasahara439]

my favorite couple in the show! those two had the best dynamic!

[@periodt6733]

They were cringe sometimes

[@aivlysplath]

Oof, they were the worst couple, imo

[@blakedanielle2000]

Funniest couple had to be Gaby and Carlos

[@patricia1591]

how do you say a GOLD DIGGER! lmaoo

[@blakedanielle2000]

I saw that episode just a few days ago LMAO that accent was on point!

[@beautybysarahlouise]

Your 43? But I'm.... NOBODY CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE TOM! Hahaha

[@lamoskgr]

1:36 That is so true. The way society lies about motherhood...

[@manueb.5551]

"And brush your teeth ! My eyes are watery" lmao

[@amandaeklund8136]

-Oh! That's why I keep having kids, Jimmy, to replace the ones who hate me Lmfao:-) 😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlescoleman2140]

Lynette was my favorite

[@blakedanielle2000]

same

[@TJMalana]

“Nobody cares how old you are Tom!” Lynette’s sarcastic one liners are freakin hilarious! LOL 😂

[@deszinator]

Couldn't agree more!

[@francychavez4392]

Lynette is THE ABSOLUTE BEST!

[@javiercs006]

Lynette is now going to prison.

[@jamesmaxson2306]

“Because…..fur is murder. What’s up? “ 😂

[@Jade-ie2rr]

I hope I'm like Lynette when I'm older

[@blakedanielle2000]

true lol I wish I had her guts

[@paradisek4277]

@@blakedanielle2000 i think she hella insecure

[@SupeerFranzi]

@@paradisek4277 she totally is. But because of this, she is so strong and independent in other situations imo

[@zanelemofikoe4800]

Trust me you don’t, it’s really hard being a tough cookie like Lynette

[@kendallrivers1119]

You should actually want to be like Bree and Gaby. They're the best!

[@jaheishapulley3012]

The part when she threw the ball

[@idarkdark]

Love that!

[@killianmmmoore]

Would you just skip the break up and get right to the killing? Hahaha

[@killianmmmoore]

Wouldn't*

[@julianmandatori7750]

No talking! Better than hitting

[@blakedanielle2000]

Felicity Huffman was the best in the show. Teri Hatcher's acting comes very close as second.

[@conniehu6863]

Blake Danielle Teri looks like Michael Jackson

[@marleyproductiongaming]

YES THANK YOU

[@lauracrvs]

please stop talking to me. LOOL

[@megblue1]

my fav couples: Carlos and Gaby, then Lynette and Tom, then Susan and Mike, then Bree and Orson, though less the Bree and rex

[@GUNDAM1071]

Your list is spot on my friend (even though I didn't like her relatioships I LOVED bree as a charactor)

[@corsariocapitao]

Rex was a horrible husband

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

@@corsariocapitao Rex was a disloyal, lying, cheating, hypocritical and misogynist bastard. He couldn't get away quick enough but as soon as his heart went bad he suddenly wanted to return and get back together with Bree. He's lucky she took him back I would have kicked him to the curb Orson was a better husband they should never have messed with his and Bree's relationship

[@holliemb2091]

Lynette! My Fave xx

[@TheSeriousAnalysist]

"Mr euhh I don't know are there any more potatoes?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@international.somewhere]

Lynette was too good for tom. Too bad her personality is too bold for most

[@malfaroangel3896]

Lol no she wasn’t. She the living definition of playing the mom card

[@inesines4898]

Tom was just a useless husband

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

@@inesines4898 as much as I liked Tom I've since rewatched the show and realised he can be a useless twat at times. But the worst was his behaviour towards Lynette over Nora and Kayla. Lynette supported Tom 100% and had his back and he allowed Nora to massively overstep boundaries into his family and marriage. Lynette saw through Nora from day one and she was absolutely right about her Tom was a blind idiot not to see her coming a mile away

[@vannessarangel44]

@@malfaroangel3896 yes she was, Tom left her with all the charge of their kids, she had to resolve everything

[@missy_j-0018]

You're so narrow minded that you actually can't see why they were so good together. Both of them are loyal and love each other to the bone and kept that spark as the day they met. They are the best couple on the show.

[@seattlejayde]

She is soooo funney!

[@a.k.aemperor2365]

Lynette was like the female version of Abraham... SO MANY KIDS... getting pregnant even after hitting menopause age lol

[@musics4me]

Rich Lynette was my favorite!

[@amandaeklund9499]

- I'm not turned on, you're a very handsome man but we're not gonna have sex, that's a no-sandwich lol :)🤣🤣🤣

[@MrHM1590]

3:42 THE best scene !!!!!

[@nickmanofredda8803]

SCAVO LINI : la casalinga più amata dagli Italiani. :D :D

[@jeremynevill1022]

Linette, the most fantastic woman in the world

[@sherrie5468]

5;24 lol, he wouldnt break up with her n then kill her, its an extra step, wouldnt he have just skipped the break up n get to the killing... why wont u stop?... LMFAO

[@deszinator]

Love her!

[@donstrawberry18]

I miss this show :(

[@giordanotirelli6028]

Lynette have a wonderful eyes

[@nickis389]

Kids wont Miss what they dont have. -"... Like food, a sober mother.." 😭🤣

[@giordanotirelli6184]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELICITY FROM ITALIAN BOY LIVE IN ROME AND I M FAN OF THIS WONDERFUL SERIES

[@zanelemofikoe4800]

Love Lynette, mostly love her and Tom 😅 they are beautiful together, their love was so genuine

[@giordanotirelli6028]

At 0:02 i would removed the underwear at lynette

[@GUNDAM1071]

The last clip is my favorite

[@guesswhoiam1875]

I love her when tom not in that picture

[@saharmrabet380]

Love her my fav character in the whole show!

[@anaTHElol]

hahahahahaha I love Lynette!

[@Marinamiy.a]

my favorite

[@ghgirl4082]

Hilarious:)

[@madhuokpako7489]

gosh! that's why I keep having kids to replace the ones who hate me😂😂😂

[@omar_omark]

I wonder why they recast Penny Scavo

[@Erx_3]

To replace that who hate me😂😂😂

[@agustinhernandez7692]

Falto donde patea la puerta y dice Ding Dong

[@baceace5955]

Thank you. Learnt alot from you all. Cya.

[@ThinkPink192]

Hilarious!!!

[@Thesavageeye]

Can we talk about how beautiful her hair is

[@crazycat9972]

Shes funny :)

[@EleniLee]

Why are all the comments just quotations from the video

[@batmanssidekick358]

98% of the comments to these videos are either quotations that were in the video, or major spoilers.

[@sirenlucy8738]

Has anyone noticed that the names of Lynette’s children all start with a „P“. I mean Porter, Preston, Parker, Penny, Patrick (even though he never came to be - Spoiler alert 🚨)

[@jackschissler255]

Forgot Paige (The surviving Twin to Patrick)

[@allegraphic]

P the letter that comes halfway between L and T

[@loiamaba4575]

Best accetrs hands down

[@Joe_Parmesan]

Felicity Huffman and Marcia Cross were the best two. Marcia as Bree channeled a character that was extremely reserved and in restrained emotional state that, while remaining interesting

[@amandaeklund8136]

7:40 what season and episode? :-) ❤❤

[@Thesavageeye]

Love LYN

[@aryastark575]

Some of these don't show enough to give context & be funny. The "no sandwich" you'd have to know what she's talking about to laugh at that.

[@giordanotirelli6028]

At minute 0:02 i would tears the underwear at lynette alias felicity

[@konstantinossotiriou9590]

Apparently in the comment section I’m one of the few that will say that I hated her ! Nothing and no one was ever enough for her, always something to complain about or make fun of .. so bitter and unkind

[@giordanotirelli6028]

Telefilm troppo simpatico

[@kachi2782]

This is my mother.

[@kendallrivers1119]

Oh you poor thing 😂

[@maryamalhammadi588]

1:05 wish someone told that

[@giordanotirelli6028]

At 0:02 i would removed the underwear at lynette

[@giordanotirelli6184]

TODAY FELICITY 62 YEARS

[@charlotte87x]

My second favourite character. Bree's first.

[@deszinator]

glad you liked it haha

[@LiLi4453]

I agree about the breast thing, mine are like 2 balloons you'll find weaked after a party😛

[@TheSeriousAnalysist]

How come pregnancy makes that??? :(

[@kej30br296]

l love kiss

[@JB-jr8zw]

I can't stand lynnete, she is unbearable. Tom would of been more responsible and mature but every chance he had she meddled to make him fall back into a bad role once again.

[@greatgamingendavour]

She and Tom are the reason mostly why I watched it .

[@Starboy-mp2ci]

I wish friend gave me 20 grand. Can you say vacation

[@tooforsixate]

Just here after the scandal.

[@Kabkabmbujimayi]

Lynette a crook

[@inayatahmed5828]

This was definitely the worst couple of the show. Lynette was such a control freak. If she didn't want kids she should have taken steps for that. Tom was just annoying. He let Lynette bully him around until he snapped and did something totally crazy.

[@SamiLo2]

She took birth control, and sometimes that didn’t work. And real to life she probably couldn’t get her tubes tied because doctors don’t allow women to do so until they reach a certain age, have X amount of kids and their husband’s permission. Tom could’ve got a vasectomy but I believe when it came up he refused

[@garyphillips7518]

So in other words they were a realistic couple

[@inayatahmed5828]

@@garyphillips7518 yes they were realistic in the sense that there really are such toxic couples everywhere. But they were presented on the show as a loving, healthy couple which I can't agree with.

[@ricardocjoulzenn2568]

I rather date a control freak & hope she changes.....You know whores are out there right from Speaking Out movement imagine if Lynette was to be one of them & 1 of future babymothers that need child support every month & the r. Kelly women,

[@unamed2516]

Tom isn’t a great husband anyway. It’s like he’s annoying selfish with random stupid ideas.

[@redsaiyan7255]

Never go to a female therapist, unless they're married.

[@international.somewhere]

What a ridiculous and groundless thing to say

[@anhquoc1992]

i hated her husband so much

[@Xores263]

Worst character, a skip

[@DesertRose808]

I honestly was not surprised when they got divorced, shes a horrible woman

[@janeyre82]

Yeah... she's so horrible that they ended up back together

[@DesertRose808]

@@janeyre82 I mean people stay in emotionally abusive relationships all the time

[@beckhampang191]

The point of the show is that they werent all great people. Theres no perfect relationship, no secret formula to making things work. The reason is Tom and Lynette loved each other, despite both being bad people, and willing to overlook each other's actions because thats family. After cancer, tornado, the shooting... everything seems small compared to waking up and sleeping next to a person who would stick through all these problems.

[@beckhampang191]

8:30 is a perfect example of them. They fight. But in the end, its Tom and Lynette against the world.

[@kendallrivers1119]

Honestly she makes Peg Bundy seem like June Cleaver 😂