LYRIC OR SATIRIC #2 - Nicki Minaj - lyric guessing game with Dan Bull & Dave Brown

[@boyinaband]

It makes loads of closed-minded people comment on videos you're in, which makes them go higher up the KZbin search results so open minded people can find them - it's great!

[@danbull]

Wait -don't run away darling! I have a solution! if I dump Dave you could replace him!

[@mariovssonic2]

Dave has an adorable laugh

[@kolbyquayle9920]

Fan girl detected

[@mariovssonic2]

Where? i don't see one. i just like his laugh, is that wrong?

[@brandenlee5316]

+Rin Kirkland-Honda How dare youlike his laugh. You like it? 100% obbsessive fangirl.

[@mariovssonic2]

10/10 logic.

[@brandenlee5316]

10/10 ~IGN. It's just an automatic assumption now. WHEN WILL IT END????

[@clarabellem4097]

"British accent please" Lol this video killed me!

[@Ninjikitkat]

Which English accent? Scouse, RP, Cockney, Brumie, Geordie, etc?

[@princessadrigirl6774]

Pro-tip; don't watch this video at 3am while your best friend is sleeping right beside you because you WILL laugh and it WILL wake her up and she WILL NOT be happy

[@kerruhhh6954]

thank you for this advice.

[@lennyluvr]

If she’s a real friend, she’ll wake up, angry at first, then she’ll watch with you and laugh.

[@greenLimeila]

My BF got mad at me yesterday because I woke him up watching another video in that series, so, solid advice

[@anunimus_2706]

Oof

[@AniSky759]

"Iron to your face" "Eye into your face" Proof that people can misunderstand their own accents.

[@AllysonSheneman]

Proof that people can misunderstand people.

[@forestkid7346]

Misunderstand that people can proof people.

[@LB-qs3bt]

Peoplecanproofmisunderstandthat people can also practise speaking clearly.

[@orionarclight]

That people proof people misunderstand can

[@codyleblanc6392]

"what is sizzurp" "it's an alcoholic drink" oh you two are so sweet and naive

[@EmperorNero]

I'm not even in the rap game, but I believe it is a reference to cough syrup am I correct?

[@codyleblanc6392]

+Caesar Nero yep :)

[@drunken153]

codeine syrup usually. I've also heard it used for dxm Robitussin

[@sheawhite9451]

Cody Leblanc Maybe they don't use that term in England ?

[@codyleblanc6392]

Shea White possibly, really you only hear rappers call it that. normal people would call it codeine or lean, I just assumed everyone knew Sizzurp as "what rappers call codeine"

[@Salohkin11]

"I mean honestly how could you deny me? You know you're Harry and I'll always be Hermione." *SPOILERS* Harry marries Ginny and Hermione marries Ron so this lines doesn't work in the context Nicki is intending to use it in.

[@Korokorokorokoro4662]

I guess she just wanted it to rhyme idk

[@callumstevelaw]

Jada Franklin could have called the guy ron though

[@MacanWigit]

If this was about Drake, that line is definitely way more accurate than she probably intended to be.

[@Sybato]

She could always change it to Hairy

[@rashotcake6945]

maybe she’s just a huge Hermy shipper

[@NoneLikeJoshua]

2 Chainz. Just do it.

[@scrotiemcbuttballs]

TWOOOOO CHAAAAAIIIIINS

[@ScrimbloBimblo55]

doooooooooooooooo 2 chainz

[@dylanwilliams9645]

TWO TRAINS?

[@jaxirraywhisper741]

Dylan Williams one trans

[@TheFoxCyborg]

Two Cranes!!!

[@ZinaLititia]

I think it's really cute how Dave thinks sizzurp is an alcoholic drink

[@LivinLifeByMusic]

Why does Dave have better hair than most women...

[@PixleFox1703]

Because that's just how awesome he is

[@LivinLifeByMusic]

lol i don't know if i should be upset or impressed

[@PixleFox1703]

Livin Life By Music I am impressed. Because I'm a girl and I can't handle hair past my waist.

[@joker199794]

Chaotic Niki i keep seeing you around youtube, are you the new PressFartToContinue?

[@PixleFox1703]

Franky Taylor I don't know. Am I?

[@emilyjack9457]

"By the way you look like a girl" DAVES FACE 😂

[@SpelarFlicka]

Listen to that line again. "then hang the baby off the balcony, teaching him to moonwalk" Is Nicki Minaj seriously making fun of Michael Jackson? (look back when Michael Jackson got in trouble for holding his baby off the balcony, showing his "fans" his new baby) then "Moonwalk" obviously a Michael Jackson move. Interesting... :P

[@devlabz]

"Almost clever" hahahahaha

[@gradyproductions6418]

L!!!!

[@devlabz]

Maximum Amazement o/

[@jakethesnake2179]

The score: 9/11 Too soon?

[@ColonelDoYouReadMe]

JakeTheSnake Nicki Minaj confirmed to be behind 9/11.

[@katerose4509]

JakeTheSnake It'll always be too soon.

[@jakethesnake2179]

Kate Rose :(

[@TheaStark]

Am I the only person that find it really funny when Dan Bull asks 'English accent please'? Love these videos! XD

[@Narelon_]

11:18 Fake Nicki Minaj, call that a Nicki Mirage

[@OctagonalGolbat]

I've been thinking about this for way too long now, but when people misspell this game as "lyric or satyric", I can't help but imagine what that would be like. Is it lines by famous artists mixed in with lines from greek legend? An alias from a song ("Doggfather" etc) or an obscure mythical being?

[@MrFaranox]

"She doesn't know what horseradish is!" XD

[@rinaberman7686]

Probably a good thing. I personally can't stand it!

[@FaeChangeling]

"You've practiced this." "A lot." "By the way, you look like a girl." XD

[@BlkAirFrce]

lol I laughed at that part to

[@AttestedFire66]

"It's a kind of alcoholic drink." dead.

[@vanessag6659]

Why is noone in this comment section pointing out that the harry potter reference doesn't make any sense? Hermione and Harry don't end up together, Hermione and Ron do. That's like saying "You can't deny me as a loyal friend". Like. No. (Or maybe Nicki just wanted to tell her audience that she has all the qualities of a really good friend and really is loyal, clever and funny and that everybody in the audience probably wished to have her as a best friend, but nono, she too fame for that poo poo!)

[@rashotcake6945]

Maybe she just ships hermione and Harry

[@vanessag6659]

lmao yeah probably^^

[@BrandyKpop]

lol but Harry and Hermione didn't end up together XD

[@alexism6811]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@_lil_lil]

@E.H. Indigo The gingers ruined everything.

[@greenLimeila]

@E.H. Indigo No she didn't

[@lyric939]

6:13 "nothing is below nicki minaj,, not even the earth's core" LOL

[@kiba000]

Holy shit that me/we one is actually kind of clever. The reason being that she calls herself the heavy weight champ and Mohammed Ali presented a poem that was simply "Me, We" when he was giving a speech at a university.

[@chevvy427]

I can vouch for America, we have playdough

[@greenmario3011]

Cece Burton *play-doh

[@PochamaRex]

They are so adorably British. Also, someone should start a magazine called That Magazine so that Dave can be on it.

[@danbull]

something must be wrong with my brain because even when I read the words "toin coss" it seems right to me. Even though I know it's wrong. Help me

[@CommunismCannon]

Dan was just contemplating that lyric so deeply. Just listen to the way he says "poor it down my arse"

[@kallisellers2945]

"English accent please" Dan making my day.

[@FUDGECRAFT4848]

Americans do have play-doh I grew up worshipping that stuff.

[@DavidVoxDem]

You need a microscope to see my country on a globe and we've got that crap, too.

[@MordekaiGlint]

Is it wrong that i want to pet/stroke Dave's hair, it looks so smooth.

[@Lil-xs7tk]

Yay I'm not the only one!

[@jamesrandy8298]

noo i wanna cut it off and burn !!! (okay i lie.. i do waanna pet it)

[@ZeldaRoseSongbook]

Daniel Sperstad SAME.

[@_lil_lil]

I think this is the one way Dave can actually relate to black women better than Dan... people probably go up and touch his hair.

[@ArthurNordang]

Keep reading "Lyric or Satanic", maybe because I'm pretty tired

[@sameo1000]

Finally!! Someone else from Birmingham that says "Toin Coss" and doesn't realise it! Thanks dan! you made my day!

[@sontypohnenamen5161]

"Oh oh, that's horrible, that's so you!"

[@Elspeth_Panda]

'English accent please'

[@licenciadoenizquierdo3148]

"Imma get reckless and have a baby.Then hang the baby off of the balcony. Teach him to moonwalk, tell him he's Japanese. YEAH KONNICHIWA!" Made me lol so hard XDXD

[@TheySeeYou7]

Sizzurp is codeine cough syrup

[@ZinaLititia]

Often mixed with 7 up or sprite. It's also called Purp, Drank, Lean, and Robo.

[@marmiteghost]

12:19 i died

[@Gnagniel]

10:00 the seriousness on Dave's face makes me loose it.

[@FaeChangeling]

Scores are 9:11. Could call "illuminati confirmed" or "bush did 9/11" but is there a need?

[@trickers24]

Lol when the other dude started rapping hahahahha

[@AlltooSerrious]

sizzurp is slang for syrup. which is short for codeine cough syrup... also known as "purple drink" =)

[@CommunismIsCringe]

for legal reasons, its know for being alcohol to the media. or maybe it's because they're stupid.

[@itsendorphins]

Was just getting ready to comment the same thing! Didn't know it was alcohol to the media though lmfao!

[@CommunismIsCringe]

ItsEndorphins Yeah, they're stupid like that. They ain't hip with the fly times like us rascals.

[@CommunismIsCringe]

***** I was calling the media stupid.

[@itsendorphins]

Woah, this got weird lmfao. Hope you guys spent your 4/20 as good as I did :P

[@FlowUrbanFlow]

2:00 the me/we rhyme was because she was referencing Mike Tyson and a poem he wrote, Me, We

[@TimotariusShow]

Why does Dan keep saying "English accent please" like the accent matters xD

[@immabeast1412]

You're a boss Dave, thank you for continuing to make collaborations practically everyone.

[@tsobf242]

There needs to be more of these

[@leomountford2070]

How is Dave's hair so shiny??? Tell me your secrets Dave!!! It's mesmerising

[@edhk6440]

These are brilliant, plz make one every week.

[@python1972]

oh dave and dan...so innocent sizzurp means cough syrup

[@rainyday4970]

Codeine cough syrup, mixed in Sprite. "Drank!" as they say.

[@SuperGravyMan]

9:37 "It's basically a toin coss" Accidental spoonerisms are the best.

[@KevinNope23]

I think doing Ol Dirty Bastard or Busta Rhymes would be great for the spirit of this. They have some crazy unbelievable lines.

[@UppercaseChris]

This series needs to continue

[@lomerion]

pls guys, pretty please...i know u r dealing with life and stuff...but can u make some lyric or satiric vids...sometimes? :) It would mean so much, im having so much fun listening to u guys :3 Please c:

[@akoc18]

they made one :) also I hope you're okay.

[@FaintingSheepPro]

I really love this series! Thank you both. It's really fun to watch with groups of friends and guess along! Nice!

[@57worldwide]

Sizzurp isn't slang for alcohol. It's cough syrup.

[@christopherfox3004]

when are you guys doing the next one, we love watching these!

[@kaciepallan6332]

Sizzurp isn’t slang for alcohol... it’s cough syrup sometimes with 7 up

[@firefly122]

i love dave when he says "hi! I'm dove from boyinabanddotcom"

[@kat6748]

my particular favorite lyric of hers is "when i was a geisha and you were a samurai, somehow i understood you when you spoke Thai"

[@djacks0306]

Was anyone else playing along and when it got to the sizzurp part was like lyric because you know the didn't know what the heck sizzurp was or meant.

[@BINDIN]

I'm shocked of this guy on a left but.. it doesn't matter, you are both still the best!

[@OfficialPsykotic]

Dave is too cute

[@Lil-xs7tk]

Yer😍

[@iewhfkjbSPAM]

Make more of these please!!! they're really entertaining!! 15 minutes well spent :D

[@Len_M.]

Sizzurp is Codeine & promethazine cough syrup. No alcohol at all.

[@skan150190]

"Lyric or Satiric" is for sure my favorite part of your channel! Just love it! xD

[@HarajukuPrincesa]

This was hilarious b/c you guys took some of meanings of the real lyrics so literal and didnt really get the REAL meaning lmao. BUT I noticed that you guys got some of the real lyrics wrong and had some misunderstanding of some of the lyrical meanings so I'd like to help with a few of them. Okay so she's NEVER said "poo poo" in a song. She said "Keep a TUTU (as in a poofy skirt) Get wetter than BOO HOO (boo hoo as in tears) Keep a couple stacks inside of my LOU LOU (meaning she keeps cpl thousand dollars inside her Louis Vuitton purse) 2. She said "p-p-PAPA BEAR, I'ma need some honey" not "pop a beer". 3. The meaning of "iron" in the line "Put the iron to your face you ol wrinkled bitch!" is actually a gun reference but is also a play on words because you use an iron on wrinkled things, obviously lol. & the old wrinkled part isnt actually referring to an old person, it's referring to a person with a "washed up" career. Hope this gave you guys a better understanding of some of the lyrics. She's very brilliant if you're smart enough to catch on. ;) Do another Nicki Minaj themed one, just because. This was fun.

[@dylanwilliams9645]

"She's very brilliant if you're smart enough to catch on." You lost all credibility right then and there.

[@EmperorZorn]

I love this ! Thank you so much for making another episode, guys ! ^_^

[@forestlymph]

Being a person who likes Nicki Minaj, I'm actually quite impressed by the Satiric sentences. They are much like her. At least some were. But as a fan, I hate how sometimes you'd just think of her as stupid and incapable of being smart. Or so it seems. (don't blame you entirely for that though :p with some of her hit songs, such as Anaconda, most people just judge instantly) Kudos to you guys._ P.S. I had a strong feeling she wouldn't say that she had an STD. #Crotch_Itch XD

[@thatguyoverthere531]

The problem is that most people don't go to her so when it's popular it's only because the video or song is so outrageous that it gets attraction. That's what I think anyway!

[@forestlymph]

w00dmii5t3r true true. That is so true.

[@paige8453]

I feel so embarrassed just knowing you are a Bts fan( my number one group) because you like that fake bitch Nicki. Disgusting😫😠😓

[@forestlymph]

Zoe Ankrum in case you haven't noticed, some of her songs are really nice. I don't like her, I like some of her music. You're quite quick to judge people. Its a shame you're a BTS fan...

[@paige8453]

Nicki M is a total fake. I have listened to her songs and they are terrible. How dare you say that her and Bts are alike. I doubt you even listen to Bts if that is what you think

[@Moms_Spaghetti]

The best show on youtube, please do more!

[@angiequinn9448]

Her lyrics sound horrible when said in a regular tone.

[@JoshBosh317]

They sound horrible either way.

[@J.Skyler]

Dave's "God damn it! 'is the most adorable thing I have ever heard

[@yoya.]

Sizzurp is not alcohol, it's cough syrup with codine.

[@trintakuwilks1695]

first of all, this is amazing!! and second, DAVE YOUR HAIR IS MAJESTIC!! xxxxx

[@CamperGames16]

Sizzurp is prescription cough syrup and coke a cola mixed

[@MinajShades]

"Put the iron in your face, you old wrinkled bitch." "Nicki... Calm down" 😂😂😂😂 idk why that part had me livid.

[@notyourabg]

So you were psychotically angry? Livid means super pissed off...

[@MonMalthias]

Dan: "You look like a girl, by the way" Dave: :

[@TyrSeason]

9:40 "It's basically a toin coss, this one." He messed up the t and c on coin toss lmao

[@irisss1612]

I try to guess which guess the contestants are going to make. Does that make me weird?

[@gerard.bailey]

I wanted this series to come back so bad. Thank you!

[@lewisbirkett4428]

Are you serious, she brags about doing an illegal drug in a song but gets away with it. What the hell, how is it any different to just admitting you do it straight to someone's face. "singers" always get away with saying illegal stuff they have done because it's in a song

[@ludvigsundby]

A great example of capitalism

[@flapjabvanhelsing4125]

+ludvig sundby how the hell is that capitalism? I await a sophisticated anwser sir! *tips hat*

[@ludvigsundby]

+Flapjab van Helsing well to summarize for you sir, it's just that the amount of money and attention you have affects the amount of power you have. Capitalism is pretty much fueled by money. There you go sir, have a nice day

[@flapjabvanhelsing4125]

ludvig sundby Ah, an excellent point there, and I must exclaim that it is most logical! *tips hat* Thank you sir, and a spiffingly good day to you too

[@ludvigsundby]

I would most definately say the same you you sir! Maybe us old chaps will once cross paths, and we'll sit at a coffee shop in Italy and smoke our finest Cuban cigars. I'm already looking forward to it Mr. Flabjab

[@AngelaJeanBarr]

I've never seen you before ... but now I'm hooked. Thanks!

[@CroppingOlive9]

Eminem!!!

[@zenkaipower]

7:54-8:08 made me die laughing. This is the best video series I have seen in a long time.

[@addangel]

what do you mean you don't like Harry Potter?? 😮

[@magnushegdahl2804]

some people have the wrong opinions

[@WHannigan5]

I love the Lyric or Satiric videos. Please make more!

[@LuvBiteFGC]

jet fuel doesnt melt steal beams, nicki minaj did 9/11

[@BlargMeister]

I just noticed at 9:41 that Dan says 'Toin Coss' and I'm sure he didn't notice it while editing lol

[@clarenceclarence9529]

love a good spoonerism

[@CodyRS36]

sizzurp isn't slang for alcohol. it is slang for cough syrup. we down. no upper case

[@notyourabg]

Dave was probably just going along with Dan's first guess to mess with him.

[@DeamonHacker]

You oughta make more of these, keep up the good work!

[@aislinnkerr5618]

So,I'm as much a fan of Nicki Minaj as the next person (i.e. She is one of the reasons I dont listen to the radio anymore)But some of the puns in her music made me giggle. I'm a pun fan,what can I say?

[@matshbocks]

Aislinn Kerr I feel bad that Nicki punished you to looking up music on the internet

[@AdelleRamcharan]

My god, I love you guys.

[@collinpizzo986]

"i don't like poo poo"

[@Nemura3]

I love these, you guys should do more of these.

[@MohamedMagdi790]

So this is the type of Pop music that you were defending on one of your videos Dave, C'mon!!

[@kuriousitykat]

"iron to the face" quite clever as a double signifier. Could also be a gun "i pull out mai iron & lai that buster down".

[@alexanderthefine]

Umm, just asking, what is their ship-name😏?

[@alicaido6616]

BoyinaDan XD

[@alexanderthefine]

+Heath Dan 😂👍🏻

[@adaoraelliott9254]

+Heath Dan amazing

[@taliahass1234]

"Dan" is the ship name.

[@dylanbuford6512]

Dave Bull? BoyinaDan? Daviel? BoyinaBull? DaninaBand? I could go on and on XD

[@silverfang1122]

At 1:30 you're incorrectly assuming that there is a higher probability of guessing the one that hasn't been guessed yet because the events are mutually exclusive. This means that there is still a 50% chance of getting it right or wrong, for example if you flip a coin three times and you get heads three times in a row you may incorrectly assume that there will be a higher chance of it landing on tales on subsequent tosses where in reality it will always be 50%.

[@MaroonTearLilium]

Yeah, that's how statistics work. But the problem is this is a mind game where statistics don't exactly apply.

[@erryntaylor542]

+Silver Fang But the thing is that, because there are a finite number of a select amount of satirical and lyrical lines, it doesn't quite work that way. The first time you guess (and let's just assume it's satiric), it is a 50% chance because there are 5 satirical lines out of 10 total lines. The second time you guess, however, it is now a 0.44% chance because there are 4 satirical lines left out of 9 total lines now. This means that the idea does assuming correctly, even though it only has a 6% difference. So, yes, the statistics and probability are correct in his statement.

[@MaroonTearLilium]

Toby Saplingborne I'm glad someone else decided to type out the longer explanation of why. Yep yep, (5/10) x (4/9) = not 50%

[@rockothefox2881]

score 9/11

[@beth9138]

Dave is king of puns. And hair.