(M4A) Making Your Doctor Increasingly Concerned [ASMR] [Soft Spoken & Whispers]

[@leebronwen6125]

"And what insurance company do you use? I'm just kidding, this isn't America" *deeply sighs in long-suffering American*

[@seongwas3939]

Damn bestie 😔

[@asty4641]

aye *sighs with you*

[@enchantedcrane6328]

What a mood

[@Asher43414]

I'm with u buddy

[@fisherdotogg]

"You mean where do I work...?"

[@bagotoast]

THE ENDING KILLED ME- “God damn… gayest bitch I’ve seen in years.” PLEASE WE’RE DYING OF THE *Big Gay* ™️

[@scratchesNcracks]

THE FUCKING TRADEMARK AKKSJEJHENEJ 😭😭😭

[@heartofcasper8021]

NO NOT THE *Big Gay* ™️ WE'LL BE UNCUREABLE😰😰😰

[@bagotoast]

@@heartofcasper8021 AND ITS EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS!! SOON WE WILL ALL HAVE THE *Big Gay* ™️!

[@criminallyautistic8372]

This is legit me. Except it's my therapist that I make concerned. My doctor is used to my bs.

[@menagerieoforigamibirds]

Yo saaaaaame.

[@Leo_woru]

"Gayest bitch i've seen in years", - sir i'm literally dying from Big Gay disease have some sympathy- But like really, i AM dying, this was much funnier than i expected it to be.

[@petspeeps1897]

That plot twist hit me hard, truly emotional. 10/10 easily a new favourite video

[@scratchesNcracks]

IFKR “big gæ” THATS FUCKING HILAROUS AND THEN “gayest bitch ive seen in years” LIKE WE RLLY PULLED UP AND SAID “hi i’m f@gg0t”

[@OmgItsTheWigeon]

"So... what did you taste?" "It kinda tasted like spider eggs tbh" "..... that was actually vanilla" "damn it"

[@scratchesNcracks]

how tf do you-

[@fork3550]

"health care is a right, not a business" Fork: (happy crying)

[@mxxoonvixxper288]

Him: This isn’t America. Healthcare is a right not a business Me, an American: No, no. He’s got a point

[@saturn2964]

Oh this is going straight into the Sleep playlist, yes it is. As someone who frequently has to visit doctors this is actually so nice to listen to. Your voice is so gentle and calming...

[@menagerieoforigamibirds]

Ok, this was unexpectedly funny. The slow concern mounting in your voice absolutely sends me. Dr. Bread: And what does hat taste like? Me: strawberry Dr. Bread: that was incorrect, it was actually strawberry flavour. ... cut the cameras, Bread. Edit: WONDERFUL ENDING THUMBS UP, DUDE. Good gods. And thank you for the compliment. 🌈 Oh, and one last thing, yes indeed I do make my own earrings!

[@Anthophobia]

As a person living in America, that healthcare line felt like a gut punch. Top surgery’s gonna be fun with that cost :,)

[@AerCloud]

I wish you luck ! I had top surgery two years ago and I'm so happy 😊 I hope the costs aren't too bad 😣

[@Anthophobia]

@@AerCloud thank you! and I'm glad you're doing well in your transition! :)

[@scratchesNcracks]

i swear to god you listen to insomniac aswell, don’t you? i’ve seen you so many times on her channel-

[@Anthophobia]

@@scratchesNcracks HAHA YES I DO! Hello! :D

[@scratchesNcracks]

@@Anthophobia O ELLO WHAT A VERSATILE GENTLEMAN HERE

[@babybat4273]

As a man diagnosed with Big Gay for years now this video really speaks to me

[@engyehab3702]

WE NEED A PART TWO please?

[@windblumegarden]

doctor: im just kidding, this isnt america. you dont need insurace because healthcare is a right, not a business. me: WOAAAHHHHH BUUURNNNN

[@gvd666]

I'm sorry but I just about died laughing. I need CPR from this doctor now

[@1edgycinnamonroll795]

Dr. Bread: "I'm gonna spray these fancy bottles in the air, and you're gonna smell them for me." Me, who lost my sense of smell when I was 8: *hahaha, alright. Great* 😬👍

[@gowonsupremacist]

who asked literally

[@1edgycinnamonroll795]

Damn, chill out. You're bitter fr

[@gowonsupremacist]

@@1edgycinnamonroll795 so true

[@Acipen]

I went from mildly amused and relaxed to in hysterics- Bravo!

[@seongwas3939]

Him : try to guess what this is =) Me : I'm hundred percent sure this is watermelon Him :.... It's vanilla Me :..... Is my health this bad-

[@DarienIA]

This was way funnier than I thought it would be. I needed it, thank you!

[@sentienteyeball2447]

"making your doctor increasingly concerned" baby that is every day for me (I have many things wrong with my DNA)

[@dorian5858]

Just trying to sleep and now I’m laughing omg I didn’t expect that 😂❤️

[@beanery8743]

Him: the isn't America. Healthcare is a right, not a buisiness Me: Wait- What- *sobs in american*

[@scratchesNcracks]

**laughs in british**

[@earl_of_shadows255]

I see doctor ASMR I click. Looking forward to this video, as always with your videos. I also love the jab at American health care at the beginning, tells me it's going to be a great vid!

[@greenxeyedxpunk]

I don’t usually comment on videos but I was listening to this while half asleep and my mind auto-went “okay double checking insurance is the next question” and when you got to that bit my eyes shot open and I snorted so loud at 4am. LIKE DAMN YOU ARE RIGHT THERE BRO. ;w; Excellent video, btw. You have great voice acting skills! Despite the poor dr being so alarmed, the audio is still completely relaxing. Edit: that ending? So informative. 10/10. Have the diagnosis. Will not heed the drs orders.

[@abbyskidmore1475]

This audio had me nervous but Im currently laughing now!! 😂 Well done sir!! As an American, I felt the comment on the Insurance hard 😵‍💫

[@solitarelee6200]

Oh finally an ASMR custom made for me X'D

[@zwodder030]

Me, the entire video: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME- Me, after the twist: Well I mean relatively speaking it’s not WRONG-

[@Starr021]

Lmao, the title reminds me of that one time when I went to the doctors and I made a joke about a dark situation of mine to our (family doctor). She sat there looking at me like 👁👄👁. 😂💀

[@janedoe4653]

h O o H o O but also hEe HeE 1:48 me, who lives in America: 👁💧👄💧👁 Sir, you have outdone yourself. This is amazing, I love this so much. Thank you so much for this amazing video

[@scratchesNcracks]

h o o h e e HOOGENDER HEEGENDER

[@cutesy3783]

The ending 🤣 you caught me fine

[@revergarden]

The Dr : "I am not concerned in the slightest ....." Also the Dr : *very very visibly extremely concerned*

[@matsuyama0433]

I found this and I love it thank you Mr angels&bread

[@xielian2255]

Amazing video! I just woke up from the nap of a life time cause I went to the city and it burnt me out lol. Have a good day!

[@RedRanunculus]

This was so funny. I wanna put this in my sleep list, but I keep waking up and laughing.

[@ghostiezoja]

i passed out to this earlier today and i cannot remember a single detail about it so i’m watching it again >:))

[@windblumegarden]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE PLOT TWIST STOOOPPPPP BREAD HOW COULD YOU FOOL US😭😭😭😭

[@alexlucas9710]

...and I still did better on this test than my driver's exam

[@flamingseagull8678]

Holy shite, the diagnosis had me rolling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@angelcake__]

Well this is quite the coincidence, my dad just got back from the hospital-

[@arieslipson4744]

I kept saying stuff as he was doing the tests and they ended up being exactly what he said, and I was like "well I just said that I am correct"

[@Geicoo]

GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. -Remember to eat, stay hydrated and to not overwork yourself

[@armi_cast]

Incredible as always king

[@sodyhere]

“Gayest bitch I’ve seen in years” had me fucking wheezing

[@moonlightpumpkin3523]

wait what? I got it all wrong?! oh wait I forgot my brain at home. I was too excited to see you 😂 looks like I'll be seeing you tomorrow for another couple of tests again 🤭

[@peachteasolos]

i thought i misheard what you said ngl, this is my new favourite video

[@HoneysTeaShop]

Yall be going to yall doctors on time???? Could never be me 🤚

[@fulldivefantasy]

goodness this is wonderful

[@Winter4197]

I honestly do make medical professional concern constantly without even trying. Apparently my resting heart for doctors registers as panic attack

[@imawalkingjoke988]

SLAYYYYY Oh damn he fuckin roasted the u.s.

[@scratchesNcracks]

as he should 😩🍿

[@addy6897]

“This isn’t America” *sighs deeply* sadly yes this is America

[@Luc.Hewett]

With how this ended im shocked I didn't get Krised

[@LunarCieri]

"play" me, genuinely hearing clay:

[@scratchesNcracks]

nah man it was slay how dum are you

[@ChaoticTrashPanda]

Oh no not the big gay 😭😭 *cries in 🍳 * 23:21 Too late buddy :>

[@scratchesNcracks]

well im crying in 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️💲, 🅰️💲💲 and 🅿️⛎💲💲ℹ️ deprived mainly just bitch deprived

[@ellis2772]

big gay, accurate, yet caught me very off guard. I was falling asleep and immediately awoke to hearing that

[@morgan_of_the_endless]

how could I ever deprave myself of Ao3 tho

[@castoden7688]

Now when i come out to my parents im gonna say ive been diagnosed with big gay 😂😂😂

[@yeojj_i]

bro I literally just got back from the hospital omg 😭

[@Yassssper]

this was beatiful 🙏

[@charizmander]

“No, it was chocolate” Me who guessed chocolate: 👁👄👁🍫

[@scratchesNcracks]

i guessed femboy milk. am i okay?

[@charizmander]

@@scratchesNcracks no /lh

[@ilikeasmr4189]

The last part was uhh interesting 24:27 SIR WHO GAVE U PERMISSION TO CALL US OUT

[@h0ll0w_kn1ght]

Pffft, hoo hee

[@giltchyboi9504]

YES THE HOO AND HEE

[@scratchesNcracks]

YES. IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. HOOGENDER HEEGENDER HOO/HEE/HOOS/HEEMSELF WE SHALL OVERTHROW BRADHEE

[@giltchyboi9504]

@@scratchesNcracks YES VAMP

[@scratchesNcracks]

@@giltchyboi9504 HELLO FELLOW ASPEN FOLLOWER, GLITCHY

[@tanapulver]

Sir! You can’t pull that twist ending on me! All I could think about was what the fuck is wrong with my senses 🤣 turns out I’m just gay? Ok 👌🏻

[@maxgeo6135]

you are absolutely right sir I am very gay... and no I will not stay away from my fanfics LMAO

[@scratchesNcracks]

ikr i need my daily dose of lesbian boobs

[@boywife-]

I didn't need this one my doctors are already worried about me

[@asansfakeaccound5466]

big gay moment i almost fell from chair laughing xDD (but how am i supposed to stay away from media with hot men if the angel&bread is here???)

[@lord_graymarrow]

I will very gladly live my live Big Gay TM

[@Mztthdw]

I really like the doctor asmr's

[@Honey_Valentine]

That fanfic comment was nOT NECESSARY BREAD, PLS I KNOW IM GAY STOP BULLYING ME

[@Xanimates.]

Me: No no It can't be it can't...I...I have the...the... THE BIG GAY OH GOD Eh ¯\_(´ー｀)_/¯ *plays m4m audio playlist*

[@lina9535]

I feel like we're messing with this poor doctor, or he better throw us into the MRI ASAP 😂😅 That twist though 😂 Blending in I already do, ASD is so much fun 😅😶‍🌫️

[@Liminalsubliminal404]

I am A C E N D I N G™️ 😔✌️✨💕🐛

[@Klingyyyyy]

✨ H o o ✨

[@scratchesNcracks]

HEE

[@seongwas3939]

"let's test your sense of hearing".... That's a bad idea-

[@BandRat]

"No, it is in fact not Hamburger, no it was chocolate." Sir that's what I said 😭 I think you may need a doctor.

[@fishu-uw1xt]

can you% Make shu itsuki in australia asmr. Please and thank you big fan

[@despair_1312]

me with almost all of the medical professionals I talk to-

[@Thatonedude734]

* Sad American noises *

[@Yassssper]

I ACTUALLY GOT STRAWBERRY RIGHT

[@CuriousRaccoon]

It must have worsened from foreign pop music. Goodness so thats why my himboness got worse.

[@lynn7626]

i feel traumatazed

[@hellspawned666]

i’m in the hospital, might as well xD

[@IsaacHitoshi]

❤️

[@BiHighCri]

PFFFFFT! BREAD NOOOOO! I'M BEING LGBT-ERMINATED! X-D

[@scratchesNcracks]

Thats… SO FUCKING SMART YOU FUCKING GENIUS YOURE GOING DOWN IN FUCKING HISTORY “LGBT-ERMINATED” THE PURE INNOVATION AND CREATIVITY IS PHENOMENAL HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS TALENT FROM THE WORLD

[@Max-te3ue]

Doctor asmr=click

[@monamochaa]

BIG SLAAAAYYYYYYYY

[@Ilove.539]

Slay? Vogue?!!!! 👀💃🏻But did u serve?

[@scratchesNcracks]

did you *give?* did you *eat?* did you *own it?* are you *an icon?* are you *a legend?* are you *the moment?* did you *slay what you wanna slay,* and let the *slay slout?*

[@gibby1311]

ON THE TASTE TEST I ACTUALLY SAID ON THE FIRST ONE STRAWBERRY IM BETTER AT THIS THAN I SHOULD edit: THE SECOND ONE TOO OH MY GOD edit 2: my options for the 3rd one were chocolate, mint or cinnamon. dude im more concerned that i get it all right.

[@Flippydippy_]

I said plane 😭😭😭

[@IsaacHitoshi]

❤️🥖

[@tvexy1788]

Big Gay and proud

[@hpgenchin5265]

HI 👋 👋 👋 👋

[@irlsua]

bro knew I was gay because I was dumb

[@NkSku]

HELP BIG GAY

[@Reki.007]

I'm sorry is it called "Big gay"?---..well i guess i have this condition 💀

[@empress_irish]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@K0ZUMEE]

You're making me feel like a total idiot...😟

[@thfg8807]

Big gay😂

[@echo.thing_69]

Big gay? Damn😞

[@georginaarmstrong6381]

Said you older movie er dears you doctor who have friendship you old movies dinner you have er have

[@c1oudydo11s]

"you dont need insurance beause healthcare is a right, not a business 😊am i right 😁" REALLY PUNCHING DOWN ARENT WE ☹ /j /lh (SPOILERS) I CANT BELIEVE HE CUT OFF MY FANFICTION AND HOT MEN 😔ITS OVER FOR ME 😭🗣 "if you get any urge to publish something on wattpad... there are helplines." hes right yall need to graduate to ao3 and tumblr fanfiction /lh /hj