me: *gets kidnapped* me: oh no you: you don't have to work or study anymore me: this man is trying to seduce me
@xluvbugzx2 жыл бұрын
escaping capitalism by being kidnapped by a yandere
@Cutebear3762 жыл бұрын
"and it's working!"
@allu41302 жыл бұрын
@@xluvbugzx no more school or anything lit
@thelistener77502 жыл бұрын
"we can get matching tattoos" Me: "woah there, lets not get hasty now?" *nervous laughter*
@BlackxDovee2 жыл бұрын
Ooga booga I'm the negative energy and monster under your bed 🛌
@xxsiebosxx92232 жыл бұрын
'watch you study" *bold of you to assume I study* "Watch you play games with your friends" *bold of you to assume my parents would let me go to my friends house for more than an hour*
@rubyjade0002 жыл бұрын
You are literally me while watching this😂
@pheonixspark83142 жыл бұрын
Hold of you to assume I have friends
@allu41302 жыл бұрын
man im dead this comment has me dying👏💀✨
@TataiaVasile666 Жыл бұрын
I don't have friends 🥲
@spirit87512 жыл бұрын
Ive developed such an unhealthy attachment to this audio I literally cannot sleep without it
@MorganVA2 жыл бұрын
There there… *pat pat*
@Pygmilo_Mushroom Жыл бұрын
Fair enough
@ThatBoleynGirl Жыл бұрын
Fr like same
@Vikkk47 Жыл бұрын
Same here❤
@madelynwillis52492 жыл бұрын
My parents are going to kill me if they see I watched this but it’s worth it
@MorganVA2 жыл бұрын
Don’t die…
@elijahroller647111 ай бұрын
Same bro
@crystalblunt1922 жыл бұрын
Him: I can get a tattoo kit and give us matching tattoos Me: I know you crazy but don't get too crazy now. Only professionals can touch me with a needle
@katarahenderson65292 жыл бұрын
9:33 "Your skin..... 🎶"Your skin is warm like an oven, your kiss is sugary sweet, your fingers feel like cotton, when you put your arms around me..."🎶- Cake by Melanie Martinez
@Alwaysdei2 жыл бұрын
when u actually love grilled cheese sandwiches
@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy2 жыл бұрын
That just remind me of The Sims 4-
@xluvbugzx2 жыл бұрын
now i wanna make grilled cheese sandwiches
@BlackxDovee2 жыл бұрын
Ooga booga I'm the negative energy and the monster under your bed 👹🛌
@tinkersz2 жыл бұрын
i’m such an empathetic person that i would get happy just by listening how happy he is to be with us, even tho we’re in a terrible situation. i guess i care too much about other people lol
@ashleynicolriverahercules96706 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@arronmorgan89522 жыл бұрын
Him:finaly your awake My brain:just go back to sleep hurry!
@aintgelix2 жыл бұрын
in love with your voice. it’s very calmly
@muzansfedora2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@pheonixspark83142 жыл бұрын
CaLmLY
@oikawatheking Жыл бұрын
😭🙌🏼You know it's bad that we are willing to be kidnap for free food and water
@BlackxDovee2 жыл бұрын
Now I'm scared of leaving my drinks on the table 😰
@pheonixspark83142 жыл бұрын
This is why I told my mom I wanted a flask on my hip so no one could poison me Also why I don’t bring water bottles to school
@allu41302 жыл бұрын
as you should be thats why i don’t carry a bottle or anything with me
@parkerburr9556 Жыл бұрын
the humming at the beginning was so weird and gave me such intense déjà vu because my grandma used to sing that song to me when i was a kid
@joodmoment2 жыл бұрын
Let's not talk about the fact I fell asleep half way through
@muzansfedora2 жыл бұрын
Him= We can get matching tattoos Me= Well my cousin is a tattoo artist 😃
@sm0llqueen2892 жыл бұрын
Me: *wakes up* Him: good morning ur finaly awake Me: 👁👄👁...🕳👄🕳 Him:u were asleep for 6 hours me usualy getting 2-3 hours of sleep:ayo gimmie more sleepy pills Sorry but all my games are single player ◕`ε´◕
@simplehades45142 жыл бұрын
Lol i even play jewels:)
@Hannah_Poisons142 жыл бұрын
Hah I've been up all not watching these is is currently 3 in the morning
@vivikleinehexe7611 Жыл бұрын
I skeptisch like 30 min today and now in gotta Gold to school😀
@aliciadjohan56262 жыл бұрын
THIS MAN IS SO UNDERRATED YOUR VOICE IS GIVING ME BUTTERLIES❤❤❤❤
@noellek1772 Жыл бұрын
"follow you to class n watch you study" Boy I'm homeschooled and I'm napping when I should be studying so bye u watching me study how to go to bed on time? And jokes on u u couldn't of watched me eat lunch bc I don't eat! 😎🤝
@Thetrio_inthetree2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that can listen to them humming all day😋💜
@Geicoo2 жыл бұрын
GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your dumbass 15% or more on car insurance. (Stop asking if i can give you insurance for free the answer is no, broke ass) -Also remember to get your lazy ass up, eat your food, stay hydrated,and that you’re loved
@Geicoo2 жыл бұрын
@whatthedogdoin? no
@Geicoo2 жыл бұрын
@whatthedogdoin? no
@noodlez98252 жыл бұрын
day 1 of replying to this comment until GEICO gives all of us free insurance😉
@Geicoo2 жыл бұрын
@@noodlez9825 Hahaha you will be replying a lot get readyy
@noodlez98252 жыл бұрын
@@Geicoo i'm ready to do whatever it takes for the free insurance.
@spiranomad2 жыл бұрын
I mean, I'm always up for a grilled cheese. But my first question is always gonna be "are you sure you got the right person?" Because I am the opposite of what my guy is describing.
@rengokuswife63362 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeah, actually I can experience being held in basement without basement leeeeeeet's gooo bro👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@xx_lverby2 жыл бұрын
Him:you don't know how long i waited for this you must be so confused.. Me:SIR DO YOU KNOW THAT IMA GUY🤨
@Nikotokita960 Жыл бұрын
I love yandere Boys OMGGG
@shadowalastor29712 жыл бұрын
I needed to hear this. You gained a subscriber
@kuro-km9ni2 жыл бұрын
When he says you don't have to working or buying yes I really wanna escape the reality right now
@ellaheartscats2 жыл бұрын
omg when he was humming closed captions said [music]
@allu41302 жыл бұрын
cuz it is music😌👌
@ThatBoleynGirl Жыл бұрын
When you can’t fall asleep without this audio
@adikash35832 жыл бұрын
Holy- I screamed in my head no joke bro I literally did and I- I felt so loved ;-; ty kind sir :D
@Ray.Watches2 жыл бұрын
Him: lets get matching tattoos! Me: ...will it be painful-?
@Cutebear3762 жыл бұрын
it's just a needle that stains your skin with ink, stabbing you hundreds of times for even a small tattoo. nah, it definitely won't hurt at all. in all seriousness, tattoos can hurt like a bitch and unless he sedates you, you're gonna feel it.
@strawbeemalk16642 жыл бұрын
Him: mentioning about him doing tattoos with each other Me: wouldn’t matching jewelry be better honey 😅. You know… having your name carved on my jewelry while you have mine. But yeah we can do tattoos with our names carved BY A PROFESSIONAL
@zamontgomery37132 жыл бұрын
Your voice is really soothing ❤
@Sleepy_child9872 жыл бұрын
“Stare into your soul” well then
@greenolive82152 жыл бұрын
In my opinion this is the best yandere asmr channel that I've come across in a while That's a good thing btw :)
@StrawBerry-z6f13 күн бұрын
the duality of this channel is wild
@ghostbuddies10372 жыл бұрын
Oooooooo I need a part 2 ASAP❣️❣️❣️❣️
@heleninaairlangga96672 жыл бұрын
"I love you so much until death do US apart" Kidnap me,please 😚😚😚
@ily27622 жыл бұрын
I will watch it later😭 I have an exam tomorrow and I have to study.
@ily27622 жыл бұрын
I wish I watched it instead😹
@smerttaspokiy2 жыл бұрын
And how is your exam? 👀 I hope that everything is going well. ✨
@ily27622 жыл бұрын
@@smerttaspokiy It was so hard T^T but at least I passed😼, thank you so much for asking🤍
@smerttaspokiy2 жыл бұрын
@@ily2762 yaaaay, my congratulations! You've done a great job! 🎉🎊
@ily27622 жыл бұрын
@@smerttaspokiy Aww, thank you so much
@_.raccoonie._2 жыл бұрын
Ngl every time i here just the two of us in my mind it's like ~~~Just the two of us we can make it if we tryyyy~~~
@Cr4zyT0wn18 күн бұрын
Knowing this is the same guy who makes the white covers is making me laugh 😭
@mimihai7972 жыл бұрын
WTF how do you know my favourite snack is a grilled cheese sandwich?!?😨😰
@ericackchristensen36342 жыл бұрын
Wauw this yandere went to La la land quick. Poor listener Who is stuck with this dude he do'es not listen or consider the listeners feelings he just goes of to fantasy land on his own...... Creeeeepy Please make a part two
@accorporation8748 Жыл бұрын
Now I feel like I'm being watched now👁👄
@makaylarice86312 жыл бұрын
When ur eating a grilled cheese sandwich while listening to this: 👀👀
@kasperfg2 жыл бұрын
you are so underrated bro, will definitely be subscribing :D
@loading12732 жыл бұрын
You had me at grilled cheese
@stelastela52572 жыл бұрын
This is so cute🛐💕
@Eve223-vk2ui Жыл бұрын
Man, Where did it all go worng?... Will I ever have a boyfriend?💀
@dia6846 Жыл бұрын
Him: Who I am is right here and right now Me: That's why you're adopted- OOPS🙃
@jojoyoyo76293 ай бұрын
Did I just fall in love? Yes. I believe I did.
@comodlyarrry84832 жыл бұрын
get lost in my eyes? oh, i don;t have map for you to find the way out
@bassareoverrated2 жыл бұрын
Knowing me and how I am when I wake up I would just say hush and go back to sleep
@Vocaloid_FANX3 Жыл бұрын
Y’all down dirty might as well be barking 👹
@MorganVA Жыл бұрын
And? You gonna bark or what?
@chelsea_playzzz8741 Жыл бұрын
AKAKAKAKAK HIS VOICE OML- IM DEAD.
@MorganVA Жыл бұрын
Noooo don’t die…
@chelsea_playzzz8741 Жыл бұрын
@@MorganVA the humming is hella cute >w
@MorganVA Жыл бұрын
@@chelsea_playzzz8741 :D
@ayahi69072 жыл бұрын
Who dreams about these things too?
@arainagodtheice Жыл бұрын
When he mentions hot chocolate I’m in shock because I’m drinking some rn. Is fantasy becoming reality? 😂🎉❤ Jk
@Muichiroswife9602 жыл бұрын
Bro me the whole time tat- tattoos hurt. No tattoos hurt. TATTOOS HURT!
@Banannuttss2 жыл бұрын
11:46 no no no, I'm afraid of pokies-
@coffeejelly28252 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think something's wrong with me because I like getting shots at the clinic or the hospital
@laylalegg45172 жыл бұрын
@@coffeejelly2825 I have to keep my title in my house for being best at shots so I have to like them
@BlackxDovee2 жыл бұрын
@@coffeejelly2825 for years I was scared of getting shots but now I finally realized it doesn't hurt and I was just being a bartch
@allu41302 жыл бұрын
him: **just breathing and humming noises** me with my headphones on: 😶😐 1:13-1:15 damn bruh why is it the person always getting drugged💀
@birdieinacageАй бұрын
oh no hes HOOTT
@katarahenderson65292 жыл бұрын
Yes yes, that's all fine and dandy( not really, but that can be discussed later) as of right now I'ma need some gloves, brillo pads, a broom, clorex wipes, and some more cleaning stuff. Cause if I HAVE to stay here, in this dreary basement, can I at least clean the area? 🗑️🧤🏃🏽♀️💨
@katarahenderson65292 жыл бұрын
No no thanks on the tattoo, maybe matching bracelets or something?
@holeycheese94292 жыл бұрын
Cheese Certified. 🧀
@Hannah_Poisons142 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume I study hahaha
@snowfrost13782 жыл бұрын
Just the two of usss ~
@elijahroller647111 ай бұрын
What’s the story before or how the character got into this
@yvonne60452 жыл бұрын
Thank you♡♡
@melisa21512 жыл бұрын
part 2? 🙏
@courtneytheeditor14352 жыл бұрын
Part 2 plz
@Sk8erGurl6802 жыл бұрын
At first I thought the humming tune was the dead by daylight theme song...
@theyhatelanii22 жыл бұрын
;) lovin it..
@hoa390111 ай бұрын
3:56
@ihminenlol24732 жыл бұрын
Im so lonely
@antaibelayong3289 Жыл бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢😢
@Rosalyn_Rose2 жыл бұрын
Excuseme I'm still at school but i'm in college 🙂🙂🙂