[M4A] HOT YANDERE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! [Very Willing Listener] [Kidnapped]

"HOT YANDERE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!" That's what the ad says, but it's too... strange to be true, right? Well you are suddenly proved wrong when you actually answer the ad and get to pick from a selection of yanderes to take home. The salesperson is all too eager to tell you in detail about every last one. In fact, the salesperson seems a bit too eager in general...
The original script was written by u/Yan-con over on reddit
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[@dr.freshmemes3696]

Honestly the only thing that could have made this funnier would be a role reversal. Like the listener pulls out a bowel knife and flashs a manic grin or something

[@aizawacat8168]

oop

[@virananarana4020]

😊😊😊

[@virananarana4020]

😊

[@Dark_Will_Find_You2]

Him: "You even gave us your home address. Good job there Einstein" Me: I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE HILARIOUS OK!?

[@ello4408]

Him:sorry what did you say? Me: can i go home now? Him: you want the most yandere yandere? Me: boi what?

[@smolghostdog6756]

How insane is this listener to ask for the most yandere yandere ?

[@JupiterVA]

Pretty wild and wacky

[@BlueFireDemon]

@JupiterVA well the consider me to be absolutely insane.

[@aizawacat8168]

@@BlueFireDemon ha same

[@aizawacat8168]

@@JupiterVA 👉🏻👈🏻 🐱

[@squirrelle]

Not me asking what kind of tea you have before the smarter listener declined 😅

[@warm_lemonade8915]

“What, I’m sorry, my ears must have been playing tricks on me. Did you just say ‘Give me the most yandere yandere you’ve got.’” Me, who said those words exactly while metaphorically banging my hands on the table: Cut the cameras…but keep going.

[@dramakid3270]

Yesssss! Hey, this technically means we can choose him, right? I like him, he's funny, let's get him guys!

[@Icarus_and_the_sun]

1:44 giving me Carl from llamas with hats vibes

[@shanabrennan2272]

I love him! The twist was perfect, and I was laughing so hard I was crying!!!!

[@leeseoate]

Him: let me lock the door Me:hold hold hold hold

[@nayanaaaaaa]

omg the plot twist I-. but what if we were the plot twist being a yandere and an emotional sadist......??? omg. like imagine that. dating someone just to break their heart and destroy them >:) that is just pure evil

[@xielianobsessor]

THAT PLOT TWIST WOAH 😧 i honestly didn’t see that coming omg-

[@Kottie_mal]

You're almost at 2k :O

[@lmermaid1121]

Good grief I laughed till I snorted! 😆😂 So freaking hilarious!

[@ravenfinch-alexander1238]

This has to be my all time favorite BY FAR I woke up out my sleep to listen to it now im eating chips and got dogs like a kid

[@minminun]

Is there going to be a pt 2? Cause with this plottwist I am unable to think straight-

[@JupiterVA]

Yan Con, the writer of this script, doesn't typically write sequels

[@RaV3xen]

Hey guys!! :)

[@JupiterVA]

Hey you 😊

[@beturasimp8521]

Yoo i need a part 2 plz This just goot waAaAaAaY interesting Ineedafullstory2ythis

[@eieiojklf712]

*W h a t a T W I S T !*

[@Lion_zzz-555]

I love this

[@anza3007]

Ah man, I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that sketchy ad

[@ordinary8373]

I want a level 10. GIMMIE THE PSYCHOS

[@lepatatoe151]

Bro Nicholas Cage is making a guest appearance!?

[@ravenfinch-alexander1238]

I wonder if HES the level 10

[@Funni8unni]

Make a part 2 please!

[@moltenlefty92]

Jokes on you I didn't put my address down I put the address of the person I didn't like 😌

[@Sabel_Sandwich]

𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝 2???

[@JupiterVA]

The writer of this script, Yan Con, does not typically write sequels

[@Sabel_Sandwich]

𝙾𝚑 𝚘𝚔

[@dekumymychild2820]

First

[@sojueunji]

Is there possibly a second part?

[@v4ni11aciti3s]

part 2 please

[@JupiterVA]

If the writer for this script ever writes a sequel, I will fill it!

[@v4ni11aciti3s]

@@JupiterVA thank you 😭

[@cherrylotus2926]

I don’t want to startle you but I think DudesDoasmr copied you

[@JupiterVA]

Thank you for your concern, but nobody copied anyone here. This particular script was written by Yan Con and is made public for anyone to use. You can find a link to the script in the description.

[@cherrylotus2926]

@@JupiterVA oh okay cool