Maal chat distraction: TV Newsance Ep 105

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[@ashokulu]

Kara re chane kahan gaya

[@sanskargupta2277]

Yes did

[@prinsss3007]

Subscribed 👍

[@ChetanKumar-wg6wj]

Madam naukari lag jayegi to pakka aap ke channel ko monthly subscribe karunga tab tak like he kar sakta hu😔

[@patrickdesouza2781]

Well done Manisha. Main bhi NL.

[@AbhishekKumar-ol7wn]

Meanwhile Engineering undergraduates: Ye illegal kab tha

[@raptorinc8331]

lol

[@satyamjha3208]

😂😂😂lol

[@shubhammaurya6656]

😂😂😂

[@shailu155]

Exactly , many iit graduates these days are taking drugs as far as I know and have experienced

[@satyamjha3208]

@@shailu155 not only iit, around all engineering institutes and universities.

[@aakhano]

So true, Media ownership and sponsorship needs to be thoroughly investigated.

[@Esther-ps3vx]

Sadly I am the only one in my family that does not watch Republic or the other channels. My family is glued to Republic. My effort of sending them links of what to watch goes in vain.

[@krishnakatiyar8307]

Story of every typical Indian family.

[@vishalhembram9734]

Keep trying. If possible talk to cable operator and unsubscribe Republic TV.

[@iamdanyboy1]

Why I don't get it? But then again my family doesn't watch trash like Arnab but they love trash like Big Boss😂.

[@sschaubal]

Elders and grown ups know better than your lot.

[@Esther-ps3vx]

@@vishalhembram9734 We do not live in the same house. If we lived in the same house I would be miserable living with all of them who do not understand what news should be like.

[@syedfaizanali367]

The way they were chasing the car it reminded of what happened with lady Diana 23 years back!

[@deepsingh2807]

I'm a farmer and I'm graduate so this sudhir need to correct there data

[@christinal4158]

Absolutely!! He needs to apologise!!

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

🟦 ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACCHA JOURNALIST HAI KZbin PEE- NEWSLAUNDRY JAISA 🟪

[@shrishkulkarni7018]

Dont listen that Pet....

[@LightYagami-jt2xg]

Kyu protest ho rha h bill par??? Wo toh congress ke manifesto mein tha, BJP ke mein bhi tha, BJP ne kar diya

[@mohammedamer3280]

@deep Singh ...I'm with you ....that guy is the most literate infact he is the most literate person in the world !!!!!

[@garth2356]

I'm still in school, but I promise to donate the day I get my first salary.

[@ashutoshsingh450]

Good going kid..

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

🟨 ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACCHA JOURNALIST HAI KZbin PEE- NEWSLAUNDRY JAISA 🌕

[@ramakrishnan7697]

I am paying on your behalf Son...don't stop watching what Manisha is trying to do...our generation has failed this great country in several ways but you guys shud keep the faith and never let anyone touch the constitution... the holiest of all books... 🙏.. this space to ask Govt a tough question is the most sacred of the rights 🙏🙏

[@Stephensofceea]

Revolution will come!

[@ramakrishnan7697]

@@sundaysunday2343 Students area very powerful force.😊🙏.. we may not need to overthrow anyone but only create awareness that we will not take any non-sense, every govt will be forced to work on important issues... 🙏NL is a big step in creating that awareness.. Kudos to the team

[@AMIT39354]

News Laundry is one of the Laundry which washes these Fringes like a pro😆😆

[@ankitchhatwani9541]

These are now mainstream ma'am

[@kumarnavneet8968]

@@ankitchhatwani9541 The sad state of things!!

[@jatinsharma6695]

क्यों चौंक गए ना😂😂😂😂

[@thenarrator1729]

Washes fringes and the cringes too

[@SweetSourPickle]

Waah kya scene hai

[@iliaskhan8817]

newslaundry is the only platform, who don't want to hurt even any aatma's feelings😂...(disclaimer)..

[@dr.animeshjain_8740]

Thank you for pointing out🙏😂

[@ags1993]

Do take Ki standup comedy wo bhi kooda jokes🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️

[@vishwajitlohkare7161]

That conversation between farmers was hilarious 😂😂

[@kunalvirk]

Navika should try doing daily soaps, she looks like a perfect 'Saas' 😂

[@yojiviriak675]

Putna

[@naziaxafer4807]

She is just another version of rasode me kaun tha

[@skipper6043]

Vamp

[@Sangharshayadava]

Good suggestion... 👍👍👍

[@yojiviriak675]

😆

[@syedfaizanali367]

Your satire deserves an Oscar equivalent in this genre 👏👏

[@ansafmustafa5863]

Ravish Kumar first covered farmers bills in July only.

[@unboxindia7381]

My tution teacher told me about this last year,s end cause )

[@rizvvan21]

It's ravish...the proper journalist

[@yaqooty2k]

Abhinandan n meghnad squatting and talking to each other in hindi at first n then switching to English is the funniest thing ever!!!!

[@bhawnaupadhaya913]

Sudhir C: farmers are not educated Modi Ji: our farmers know more English than you😂😂

[@iamlive8464]

As if Modi Ji is educated

[@457mm.stalinium]

@@iamlive8464 OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@zikrbrar3937]

@@iamlive8464 and as if smriti irani is graduate.. Yale University..

[@iamlive8464]

@@zikrbrar3937 lul

[@harshjain3360]

bills are published both in english as well as hindi

[@sabihakhan7659]

I am addicted to this show. Kissan talking in English. Excellent imagination dear

[@dr.animeshjain_8740]

Me too Edit: all credit goes to Manisha🔥🔥

[@junaidshaikh1166]

This show was truly about that last bit🤣

[@anoopdsouza6349]

That last bit shows a lot... no more hopes for the next decade... we r screwed 🤣

[@junaidshaikh1166]

@@anoopdsouza6349 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

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[@user-gq1ij]

@@anoopdsouza6349 There is hope, just wait, there will always be hope

[@MusicSoulSound]

@@user-gq1ij Not when "Everything is FUCK**D".

[@MajidAli-gx8hy]

Just love these skits by Abhinandan and Meghnad, "Laughs in English" haha

[@shreyanshmonu]

Laakha and Gareebdas is the new thing which needs to be promoted like India's comic duo like Calvin and Hobbes! 😂 You guys are doing great work! We need more like people like you!!

[@rishikant7139]

Manisha's imitation of the speaker of the House reminded me of the days when Meira Kumar was the Speaker of the Lok Sabha.

[@harris3385]

Sahi kaha..

[@TrendzCreations]

And Kaneez Surka played Meira Kumar.

[@Pvdsan]

We have stopped watching Zee Marathi /Star Pravah since this tamasha started. Too much entertainment packed . Special mention: Pradeep Bhandari

[@aggames2179]

@SanketDeshpande *Arnab Goswami to Journalism* 🤣🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmLHenSAbZV-o5I Oh Bhai!! 🤣🤣

[@gurnoorchhabranit-jalandha5002]

Bro zee is out of trp

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

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[@SaraRane]

lol yes its boring to watch aggabai sasubai melodrama news channels are better entertainment.

[@Pvdsan]

@@SaraRane New promo looked interesting though, babdya and extramarital affair

[@supriyachaudhary8895]

World largest democracy on silent mode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SNOW-hp6rl]

Avinandan was hilarious 😂😂

[@internationalplayer9927]

Is

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

🎗️🎗️ ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACCHA JOURNALIST HAI KZbin PEE- NEWSLAUNDRY JAISA 🌕🌕

[@shahabkhan8537]

Shame on such people who is selling INDIA to big corporates..

[@shahabkhan8537]

@Kaushal Batavia so according to you it is necessary to sell our beloved INDIA???? Are you insane??? or just drunk.

[@shahabkhan8537]

@Kaushal Batavia Bhai tu Bhakt hai.. Tumlog puri duniya ke sabse ajeeb prani ho... LIC was a profitable PSU so dont give this business jingo ... WhatApp university waale...

[@MudabbirFaiz]

Navika has a secret conspiracy behind bollywood actresses she wants to remove all better actors than her and go to Bollywood because news me roz roz naatak karke bore hogayi hai wo itne efforts karke Kangana jitna paisa kamana hai usko.

[@aggames2179]

@MudabbirFaiz *Arnab Goswami to Journalism* 🤣🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmLHenSAbZV-o5I Oh Bhai!! 🤣🤣

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

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[@rashmisardar8222]

🤣

[@jigishaganvit5865]

😂🤣😹

[@nawalwani3900]

LOL 😂

[@chillipepper1704]

This show i loved❤ really media is sold out. Anjana , sudhir, amish, rohit should b ashamed of themselves. What are they teaching their kids? Dalali?

[@Saeedahmed-em7xd]

Broadcast not started and two dislikes already. My guess kangana n arnab 😀

[@jewelchoudhury7663]

Lol😂

[@softgrowl]

Now it's 4. Navika and RSS joined I think🤣

[@christinal4158]

Ahhahahahhaha

[@jalajabhaskar6490]

😀

[@abhiramsahu132]

Lo🤣

[@mahaboobansari3898]

हमारे गांव के खाप पंचायत में भी ऐसा नहीं होता है.. जबकि वहां भी दबंग हैं.... लेकिन राज्य सभा में तो हद हो गया,,, खाप पंचायत में भी दोनों पछो को सुना जाता है....

[@howtoin873]

If someone from BJP murders thihadi's family he will defend the BJP guy saying he gave them mukti.

[@sorabh1386]

Ma'am you are superbbbb....200%.. And equally true and justified

[@prabalsahu1120]

According to Sudhir :-) kishan aanpadh hota hai ..... Le Government gives add in English Sudhir be like - gajeb bezzati hai .... 😂

[@khadigarahmani7714]

In the begining i was laughing.. But 3 mins into the video and i am literally crying... What is happening to my country..😭😭😭😭

[@lucasjose4541]

Manisha dressed as death eaters!!!! to kill republic wala harry potter

[@shahnawazmustafir411]

Lol

[@navjotsinghsaini6372]

Bro don't disrespect harry potter 😑😑

[@softyeee9695]

Every time PM utters "Historic", it has turned out to be a historic disaster 😏

[@elborrador333]

The utterance has?

[@arijitsingh9183]

I knew this sketch was coming when I saw the advertisement 😂😂

[@asemaafifa5364]

Awesome Newspaper reading....bcoming fan of Abhinandan n team ,manishaa too.... Veryyyyyy Epicccccccccc

[@sayali37]

All Saturday mornings start right because of this show✅

[@mrinalbisht7240]

Culprits = 49% News channels. 51% Audience. It’s all about demand and supply.

[@arunchhatwani1754]

Lakhi and Gareeb Das are epic bits of this already epic segment :) Good to see newslaundry growing despite such trying times

[@andyd6462]

Pandey ji.... bahut badhiya.... 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾Keep up the great work. U ppl r a tiny ray of hope left but am sure if we keep at it we will change our country for better. All the best for your future endeavours. ✅✅✅

[@sromonabhattacharyya5291]

Never been so fast to anything!

[@atheistbythegraceofgod]

Sromona Bhattacharyya *that's what she said.*

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

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[@anshikasingh195]

Bravo!! 9:10. Well ,a perfect portrayal how colonial India will be back soon under this BJP.

[@amazingpro-]

The Roman emperors used to say " If you can't give people bread , give them circuses".

[@ubaid.k]

Hehehe...3 guna Lagaan... Jaandar, zabardast, zindabad, shaandar and informative.. 👍👍

[@BipinKumar-ww3we]

असली किसान मोदीजी हैं। चाय बेचते बेचते भी स्टेशन के पास वाली ज़मीन पर टमाटर उगते थे।

[@parthasarathi3855]

When the same bill was in congress manifesto that was good...but now modi has passed the same bill ....it is a problem....and the organisation who is protesting in punjab was supporting congress in elections....in fact opposition didn't have adequate numbers to oppose this bill....so to gain a moral high ground the opposition does the walkout and violence.....the same congress who put this bill in manifesto is opposing the same...wow

[@loading3138]

LOL fake news phailate raho 2 rupee milgya hoga

[@parthasarathi3855]

@@loading3138 tere liye hoga....read the congress manifesto 2019

[@bhaskar7t7]

The day I saw that ad on TOI, I have been waiting for this 😄

[@coolpiex]

Ye dekh kar bachpan ki yaad aagai When i was a 10 year load my class teacher used to say : News dekho baccha knowledge milega Well I never saw any Now this mam : news mat dekho baccha Me : duniya mere hisaab se chalti hai. Sayad not really. Can be Might not.

[@yugantrane247]

Everyone is saying that Derek O Brien teared rule book . But he said that he is showing rule book to speaker . You can see that in videos .

[@busyshah]

Subscribed to a disruptor plan. You guys deserve paid membership. Keep journalism alive.

[@Justin_Gonsalves]

Loved the sketch u guys. I can see this becoming a recurring thing. Everytime an "historic" decision is taken by govt, i would love to hear garibdas' take

[@azamshaikh3290]

Very very good job news loundry & team salute to you all💖💖

[@mishraashish]

first half: zee said farmer are illiterate. how shameful 2nd half : Modi gave ad in english newpaper for illiterate farmer. how shameful

[@sagar11vds]

Illiterate and Literate in vernacular language are two different terms.

[@PS-fc3hr]

Dude sudhir Chaudhary bahi didn't read any newspaper so he didn't awre that farmers are literate to understand English.

[@shammi1960]

*साहिब जनता को केवल मुर्ख ही बनाने के लिए निकले हैं और यह काम बहुत आसानी से कर दिखाया गया है*

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

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[@sumit.24]

Sudhir keeps doing this all the time. When Delhi election results came out and BJP lost he was pissed at people of Delhi and called them "muftkhor" who want free hospitals, electricity and water. He's a dumb journalist who thinks asking questions on behalf of the people of India is anti-national.

[@suhaibkhan7805]

Thanks to Modi ji for exposing the Ganjawood(Bollywood). Keep working Modi ji❣️❣️

[@mohitparamarshsingh]

Sometimes, your sarcasm is epic.... And, we should Stop calling them as " journalists" , but " anchors" ...

[@jattvolume3]

I am from punjab. My dad is in a coma for the last 20 years, yet my family is protesting this. You know it is sad : when i am getting my news from Instagram and entertainment from news channels. Thanks to every farmer who has been posting insta stories.. keep the struggle up,the uncle from haryana who drove the tractor into that water gun truck: lub ju.

[@4_cut_aatma_ram]

Gareebdas is epic🤣🤣🤣

[@taniaambrose5488]

Guyzz u r doing a wonderful job. N to be honest as a youngster I have literally shut down the news on TV.... U guys r quite reliable..😇😇😇

[@unitedstatesofindia1460]

i lost it at "in the native language which ll make the queen proud"

[@RajivKumar-nv2gj]

Hats off to these journalists

[@sahil.shaikh_9t]

liked already.

[@aggames2179]

@ShaikhSahilAkbar *Arnab Goswami to Journalism* 🤣🤣🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmLHenSAbZV-o5I Oh Bhai!! 🤣🤣

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

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[@mukramali4608]

Manisha nailed it "Share it to people who are addicted to republic and times now"😄👏👏

[@bbabu_chapri]

Ohh bhai kya level hai roasting ka.... अभिनंदन... 🤣

[@ags1993]

Abhinandan deserves Peshaab award

[@priyankanuj7416]

This is perhaps the greatest episode on TV Nuisance

[@zaheer855]

I can't even laugh at this. This is so serious.

[@jaydeepjaria8696]

Agree It is dangerous and scary now

[@Madhu2405]

Ms Manisha, I just enjoy your anchoring👌! Thanks.

[@Ahmad_9134]

I feel Sudhir lost it, cause he lost the TRP race lol

[@ErMM-lh7eu]

RiP democracy...💐💐

[@ashoksharma-rs4kv]

भाजपा एक भांड पार्टी हे जो शोर हंगामा कर सकतीं हे इसके सिवा कुछ नही कर सकती

[@SUPERVISHAL2012]

1000 points to Abhinandan for self goal on the need for an explainer in Hindi!!

[@sahilnair8]

She's wearing black to commemorate the death of journalism!

[@sumanniv]

NEWSLAUNDRY..! You bite hard! You don't GRRRR or snarl or bark- like the Bhajpais- YOU BITE! and Bite NASTY ! This piece was some example of sarcasm, and of course, of JOURNALISM! I am your fan forever ! ( and an humble subscriber )

[@loosegiraffe6063]

To the people going to their youtube channels for disliking, it is same as watching these channels on tv for entertainment. We are also the part of this toxic environment.

[@keshavsamrat6145]

Superb. Newspaper wala section to amazing h. Love and support Newslaundry.

[@gauravjaiswal4495]

NCB = __________________ ? A) Narendra Controls (the) Bureau B) Navika Controls (the) Bureau C) Narcotics Control Bureau ( *Only for BHAKTS* )

[@gurnoorchhabranit-jalandha5002]

No control bureau Go and leave NCB in kumbh mela

[@asrcorpdigital6197]

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[@krishnakatiyar8307]

A😂😂

[@pareshpadhi2454]

@@asrcorpdigital6197 also try faye d Souza

[@simranjudge8959]

Support farmers, spread through social media in support of farmers 🙏🙏🙏

[@raghavparmar9240]

We need more of Garibdas and Lakhu(i believe) 😂

[@ags1993]

Haha in logon ki aukaat hi sadak pe bheek maangne ki hai journalism na hone wala inse Manisha Pande aur Abhinandan koode se🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🤮🤮

[@beingsensible4962]

The skit in the middle was ultimate, printed in our native language... 😂... do nahi teen guna lagaan dega !!

[@revatishaktivel496]

4:53 pe Meghnadh ❤️

[@MoutushisVehemence]

Well said🙏

[@mangeshkhapre1261]

High time Meghnad makes a Hindi version of his video.. it's important.. hopefully then it can be circulated in Ignorant Farmers as per Sudhir... :) Please do it Meghnad..

[@abdulaleem9207]

Beautiful ending message! 👍

[@gauravguleria7190]

Instead of having the God save the queen, have 'God save the motherland'.

[@udayanswamy8734]

It's shocking that they showed Aroon Purie's picture (Owner of India Today) when they were talking about powerful people controlling media because he also happens to be the brother of Madhu Trehan who runs Newslaundry.I applaud them for maintaining neutrality .This is what is needed ,Kudos👍🏼👍🏼

[@gurnoorchhabranit-jalandha5002]

Republic ko zyada trp mil gaye To aaj tak aur abp vale jagadh pade Salute to abp journalist to slap republic tv journalist 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 Same as jab bhaiyon me property ko lekar jagdha hota hai Modi papa ko apni auladen ake sambhalne padenge varna sabhi exposeee na shuru karde

[@himanshukangani1025]

Meghnath and the other person's acting was awesome. Thanks

[@hemantchauhan7491]

[laughs in english] 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alluring_airi]

I love your disclaimer 😅😅

[@nitishamehta9337]

Lakhu and garib das 😂❤️ sad but good performance

[@akashpriyedarshi1196]

Hats off mam

[@gurnoorchhabranit-jalandha5002]

Abe yr koi abhinandan se puch ke diet plan nikal wao 45 ka hoke 27 ka lagta hai

[@mandeepcheema8157]

Great job Manisha

[@gkhanijo]

God save the Queen 🤣✊🏽

[@akshitagupta6494]

Sach kha hai... Beehad mei to baaghi hote hai, dakaet to parliament mei milte hai!

[@toiletbug5547]

Akshita Gupta burnol laga lo modiji hi jitenge phirse

[@akshitagupta6494]

@@toiletbug5547 Janta ko murkh samajhna band kr do. Sabka time ayega, janta ki nahi suni to pta he hai janta kya kr skte hai! Hope for the best of India!

[@akshitagupta6494]

@@toiletbug5547 Modi ji ka to Waise bhi ye last tenure hai, jaisa sab ho rha hai khe bjp ke majority ka bhi last tenure na bann jaye!

[@biswabhanupuhan7036]

Hi Can't they go to supreme court against vice chair's decision of not giving division?

[@soham_hc]

No, parliamentary proceedings are immune from judicial intervention cuz it violates theory of separation of powers. Except in some rare cases judiciary can come into picture.

[@biswabhanupuhan7036]

@@soham_hc Thank you.

[@soham_hc]

@Halo right 😅

[@12april2012]

That 2 educated farmers was hillarious and awesome skit showing heights of sarcasm.

[@lokisoni26]

RIP Democracy.

[@trueindian1651]

Guys Agar Modi ne kisanon wala English ka scene dekh liya to pakka Kahenge ke Dekha mitro Hamare kisanon ko English Aati Hai. He is that kind of a person Kyunki Modi Hai To Mumkin hai.

[@harshitkarir2071]

damn i can't control myself but feeling bad after watching the play

[@mamonhr2254]

What a terrible condition of our country? Feel said for the farmers. Shame on B&D media and the politicians.