Madame Guillotine

[@jirikrajak]

I know the gutter and I know the stink of the street! Kicked like a dog, I have spat out the bile of defeat! All you beauties who towered above me... You! Who gave me the smack of your rod! Now I give you the gutter! I give you the judgement of God! Vengence victorious! These are the glorious days! Women of Paris come gather your bloody bouquets! Now gaze on our goddess of justice, with her shimmering glimmering blade! As she kisses these traitors, she sings them a last serenade! Zing! Swing! Savour the sting! As she severs you! Madame Guillotine! Slice! Come paradise! You'll be smitten with, Madame Guillotine! The world may be ugly but each man must do what he must! Give in pretty dear! In a year you will be pretty dust! Now come let out lady possess you! In her breathtaking hair-raising bed! She will tingle your spine... As she captures your heart and your head! Zing! Swing! Savour the sting! As she severs you! Madame Guillotine! Slice! Come paradise! Our Delia will, shave you razor clean! God! When did man lose his reason? Save us my God if you're there? God can you not feel the terror? Like a fire in the air? Flash! Slash! Glisten and gash! She will ravesh you! Madame Guillotine! Slit! Madame just bit! Give her more to bite! She's a hungry queen! Zing! Savour the sting! As she severs you! Madame Guillotine! Slice! Come paradise! *HAIL HER MAJESTY!* Madame Guillotine!

[@theyseeus]

My favorite song from the musical.

[@rjmcallister1888]

It's only a movie. No need to lose your head over it.

[@KING-jn1bn]

RJ McAllister yh but this shit was a real thing...

[@maxstalworth491]

LOL Heads will roll but at least I'm dying with a smile on my face. 🤣🤣🤣

[@chickennugget315]

Sorry not sorry-

[@deadbeyondbridges]

you cant do this

[@gordonwade897]

Lol

[@bichiAllen]

My absolute fav song from the musical

[@waynejohnston5418]

Yes the French revolution is in the air. Charles Henri sanson, Marie Anniontte. The rest of the revolution met this bladed monster known as the national razor. Charlotte Corday is my favorite lady of the French revolution. I drew her picture with colored pencil.. I took a liking to the woman. I trying to get a hold of the movie in 2008 by Emilie I hope this message reached out to the mussee carnavalet place in Paris, France.

[@flupeleva1248]

Lyrics in french : Je connais le caniveau et l'odeur de la rue. Frappé comme un chien, j'ai craché la bile de la défaite. Toutes vos beautés qui m'ont surplombé... Toi ! Qui m'a donné le coup de ta canne ! Maintenant je te donne la gouttière ! Je te donne le jugement de dieu ! Vengeance victorieuse ! Les jours glorieux arrivent ! Les femmes de Paris viennent cueillir vos bouquets de sang ! Maintenant, regardez notre déesse de la justice, avec sa lame scintillante et chatoyante ! En embrassant ces traîtres, elle leur chante une dernière sérénade ! Zing ! Swing ! Savourez sa morsure ! Comme elle vous coupe ! Madame Guillotine ! Tranche ! Venez au paradis ! Vous serez conquis par, Madame Guillotine ! Le monde est peut-être laid, mais chacun doit faire ce qu'il doit faire ! Cède, ma chère ! Dans un an, tu seras une jolie poussière ! Maintenant, viens, laisse-toi posséder par la dame ! Dans son lit époustouflant ! Elle vous chatouillera la colonne vertébrale.... En capturant votre cœur et votre tête ! Zing ! Swing ! Savourez la morsure ! Comme elle vous coupe ! Madame Guillotine ! Tranche ! Venez au paradis ! Notre Delia vous rasera ! Mon Dieu ! Quand l'homme a-t-il perdu sa raison ? Sauve-nous mon Dieu si tu es encore là ! Dieu ne peux-tu pas ressentir la terreur ? Comme un feu se propageant dans l'air ? Flash ! Slash ! Scintille et taillade ! Elle va vous ravir ! Madame Guillotine ! Tranche ! Madame vient de mordre ! Donnez-lui plus à dévorer ! C'est une reine affamée ! Zing ! Savourez la morsure ! Comme elle vous coupe ! Madame Guillotine ! Tranche ! Venez au paradis ! GLOIRE À SA MAJESTÉ ! Madame Guillotine !

[@romainthubet7468]

Elé Vanac c’est tellement sombre merci pour les paroles en français

[@lenathompson4856]

The video sure is awesome. My favorite songtrack from The Scarlet Pimpernel musical.

[@flaming_gauntlet6345]

Ahhh the French “Choppin head and eat’n bread

[@Imperial_Japan239]

XD

[@Imperial_Japan239]

THATS SO FUNNY

[@PICCOLOLYON]

actually it's funny but we started cutting heads because we had no more bread, so it's related

[@cipriandumitriu1135]

Robespierre likes this! (y)

[@wolfunknown2246]

Oof

[@starlesseyes5713]

My dad used to play this song for me when I was like 5

[@waynejohnston9522]

I have several books on the guillotine and French revolution. Yes I do shudder from the guillotine when I saw tale of two cities.

[@kjwinston77]

I am so surprise that no one in Hollywood has do the redo of the Scarlet Pimpernel. Great book and super story.

[@Nick_C1997]

It’s a great story that used to get adapted a lot, from films, stage and parodies, but unfortunately, it’s been lost to time.

[@prestonjones1653]

They know which end of the guillotine they'd be on.

[@Ghost-fc9hw]

​@@Nick_C1997 It was last done in 2007, it's not like it died completely. There's only so many ways you can adapt something without it losing its magic

[@mochiattoart514]

Curse you Good Omens for bringing me here

[@Starmadien2019]

Same here!

[@rendezvous.mp3208]

Starmadien2019 forgive me, but what is Good Omens?

[@Starmadien2019]

@@rendezvous.mp3208 OMG! It's an awesome, hilarious show where a Demon and Angel decided to stop the apocalypse but completely screw it up. It stars David Tennant as Crowley (demon) and Micheal Sheen as Aziraphale (angel). It's based off the book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. I highly recommend it. It's on Amazon prime or you can buy it on DVD.

[@rendezvous.mp3208]

Here and Genderqueer. Thank you so much!! I will try it, it sounds good.

[@sheelakumari437]

Same here !!!!!

[@godfreydaniel6278]

The "coffin" at 2:22 is PLYWOOD - funny stuff. Gotta save production costs somewhere, one presumes. Props to the video poster, though. Well done...

[@JohnJ-fj2xe]

I certainly hope that they sterilized those blades after every use, otherwise they're putting those people at risk of infection. It's just common sense.

[@michaelashman]

Yes! And i don't see ANY face masks! Outrageous!

[@Don_Camillo]

This method was better than the sword or the axe before. For the delinquent.

[@GillAgainsIsland12]

The French really knew how to get ahead.

[@sushantpariyar6460]

Pun intended?

[@jerwal9843]

I often wondered if the crowd did not yell puns to the victims as they were about to lost their heads?

[@waynejohnston5418]

I have a joke that sorta relates the headless horseman and what you. Why does the headless want to win the race?

[@FredrickPurcell]

​@@sushantpariyar6460 No The French know to fight for rights

[@pimperneldog]

And the old clips are from 'The Scarlet Pimpernel' (1934), which starred Leslie Howard. Really a great movie.

[@waynejohnston5418]

Take of two cities, Charlotte Corday, Danton, Robespierre, Marie Anniontte, Dr guillotine and his execution machine. Books the Guillotine and the terror, When the Guillotine fell, Guillotine it's legend and lore. Guillotine. Are DVDs and movies and books that show the guillotine in action and it use during the French revolution. And Scarlett pimpernel also.

[@manxkin]

The good ol' days

[@ultra_axe7812]

Do you hear the peaple sing?

[@Vc-cs6oz]

Because Of This Video, Last Night, I Dreamed That I Was Being Chop By Guillotine (It Was So F&cking Scary)

[@sureytho7872]

Strange, I've never had a dream like that, and I've dreamt it all.

[@dreww2647]

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

[@abbey_l_s_2065]

We were shown this in a History lesson. Very good!

[@Ukka68]

Far cleaner and more humane than the axe.

[@sureytho7872]

Sometimes in history a sword was used, and there were many other punishments, most including death.

[@fredbarker9201]

Yes but still pretty unfair when you got sent to the guillotine because someone told Robespierre you said something that you didn’t. As for your fair legal trial. Well good luck because the due process was BS

[@davidh9844]

There currently is a lumber shortage, so a good axe will be fine.

[@shane99ca]

Or pretty much anything else in current use.

[@shane99ca]

@@fredbarker9201 Granted, but that's not the guillotine's fault. It's a device; there is no such thing as an evil device.

[@Attila313]

QUE NOUS REVIENNES LA GUILLOTINE....IL YA QUELQUES DESPOTES A RACCOURCIR...... VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION

[@christianbargain560]

Oui ! beaucoup d'Anglais !!! Nous commencerons par le Roi !!!😂😂😂😂

[@MaximilienRobespierre-kw4rt]

Bien dit ! 😂

[@TheIvoryKeysandMe]

Such an incredible song! I love that it isn't sugar coated, and if people can't handle that, then they should stick to their disney songs! :)

[@johnborrows7382]

7

[@keiolapeterson5488]

Ummm wth

[@user-rz2sn6xj2w]

Lesson: Do not commit crimes on France revolution time, or... prepare to lose ur head

[@JACCO20082012]

A lot of people didn't commit crimes and lost their heads anyway.

[@thedarkprinceVvvvV]

in reality if you look at history such as the inquisitions in spain or portugal they had machines much worse then this. This was quick, considering many other devices that were still around that time.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Still. Its the death penalty over the smallest of infringements.

[@Justme-wm8vr]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 I wouldn't call depriving people of food, water and other basic necessities and letting them die off in the gutter while you yourself gorge yourself on more food than you could ever hope to eat and fashion yourself better than those poor people solely because you were born into luxury "the smallest of infringements", but what do I know.

[@JoeCarter-el2ns]

People actually considered this a form of entertainment in those days

[@languagenut5]

I thought so. The articles I looked at said it was Hamida Djandoubi who was executed in 1977. Thanks for the reply. :)

[@sfcd4757]

we need to bring this back..quick, effective and more efficient than our other methods

[@marianitamr3751]

Actually, at the time of the French Revolution death by guillotine had a whole meaning attached to it. Before, death by decapitation was reserved exclusively to nobles and aristocrats, this is, people from very high social ranks. This was because it was a fast and efficient way to die. The peasants, on the other hand, were usually hanged or squatered, which are much more violent, slow and bloddy ways to die. During the revolution, the french, by making everyone die by decapitation, meant to demonstrate that everyone was now, equal, even when condemned to death. This is only to say that this is probably the reason why we don't use the guillotine to kill anymore. It is deprived of all meaning when we take it out of the revolutionary france context.

[@richardfey5574]

@@marianitamr3751 I disagree certain crimes could be the sentence n deterant

[@tannenberg5972]

And also barbaric, just like death penalty as a whole

[@dmcalut]

2:21 The Frogs had already invented plywood !!!

[@DarthWill3]

HAIL HER MAJESTY!!!

[@thevoid5503]

HAIL !

[@revolutionariesoffreedom2374]

Long live the republic, death to the siths! Death to the darth tyrants! Death to the dark ages! Long live the enlightenment!

[@markrdavis5368]

It was common back then in 1793/94. Head raising to the people. Then they said Viva De Republic. Banging of the drums then raised.

[@hoanghuynhpyn]

Could youtube tell me movie a name, please?

[@gayungexe2050]

I was Born In the right generation :

[@Huganis]

Would be cool if a song like it appeared in a disney movie.

[@greygremlin1248]

Ironically. This was supposed to be a humain form of exacutution

[@varangiangaming7178]

And it is, compared to other forms of execution like say the electric chair or the lethal injection. The guillotine is definitely one of the quickest and most painless forms of execution, it also has the added benefit of being pretty cheap and having next to no error when carrying out the sentence. Now I know some may not like capital punishment, and that's fine you're allowed to not like it. But if capital punishment is to exist, than I'd say the guillotine is the only way it should be carried out.

[@discoveryhistory5210]

It is its quick and painless.

[@TheCatOfTrueStatements]

Don’t know about you, but I prefer guillotine over electric chair

[@P7777-u7r]

@@varangiangaming7178 This or another method would be to shoot the condemned point blank in the head with 12 gauge buckshot completely obliterating the brain and ensuring the condemned feels absolutely nothing

[@boywithadolphin]

You need to be the first one. They didn’t disinfect the blade and the next person could pick up a nasty infection

[@jaqueb_official]

I miss those days

[@antoinemozart243]

Did you know how the French nicknamed the Guillotine ? The Widow Because everytime the wedding is consumated by penetration she becomes a widow.

[@thevoid5503]

It was also nicknamed "The National Razor".

[@ismiregal77]

Diese Lied wird bald durch alle Straßen der Länder ertönen 💙Köln Klo gelpütz wird wieder aufgebaut.

[@waynejohnston5418]

I forget to tell another movie that show the guillotine is one nation one king. Another documenty film the hidden rebellion which Maxmilian Robespierre and his threats to the Vendee. Anybody who wants to get an insight into the French revolution. Should look into this.

[@BlackRose2354]

Like no one can tell me Hellfire isn't raunchy as hell... fire...

[@invic564]

OMG so many deaths in the guillotine 😦

[@Nickallsopp92]

Strange thing to appear in my recommendations, but it was cool

[@Baplopird]

1:40 - 1:43 LOL!!!

[@Maliktheslowking]

What movie er the clips from ?

[@stankospasojevic3068]

0:25 name this movie?

[@kjwinston77]

Scarlet Pimpernel

[@jerwal9843]

The Scarlet Pimpernel 1934 version This is a lady aristocrat being called to be sent to the guillotine.

[@discoveryhistory5210]

This song is a nightmare for aristocrats.

[@Rezqewr]

I always thought that the Guillotine was one of the greatest inventions known to mankind. Absolute singleness of purpose. Easily portable. 100% successful in mission accomplishment.

[@georgegreenberg3784]

This is true that if you are waiting next in line for the guillotine and the executioner suddenly dies you are a free man this once occured to a famous prisoner placed in the contraption when the executioner dropped dead and everybody cheered then his helper raised his hand to see if he was dead and then releasing his hand which fell on the release and freed the blade and killed the prisoner who was expecting to be free.

[@waynejohnston5418]

Charles Henri Sanson's sons will do it for him. I will give him a Pat on the back for getting rid of Robespierre. And his cronies.

[@richardfey5574]

So deliciously ironic

[@miketackabery7521]

And I suspect: an urban myth

[@Sjoeeblom]

Vive la Révolution! Vive Madame Guillotine!

[@erichayes8445]

@Sansldr if you were hungry and cold while the rich weren't you would be out for a blood too

[@sureytho7872]

@Sansldr actually the guillotine wasn't brutal, it was a lot better than hanging drawing and quartering by a long shot because it got the execution over quickly. Before that executions were different depending on the place in the French hierarchy one was, but during the French Revolution it was decided upon that everyone were to be somewhat equal in a way, meaning that all executions were to be done in the same method.

[@jean-francoismaizeray1229]

ha un francais je suis sauve robespierre

[@jerwal9843]

The guillotine was best thing for those rich pampered snobs.

[@jerwal9843]

@@erichayes8445 so agree. :) Perhaps the ones that show pity on those aristos would like to join them.

[@cwdan1964]

Macron needs the appointment with Madame Guillotine

[@Cherimoya04]

Merry Christmas

[@richthemadbiker]

yes should be brought back all over the place

[@jwalach1650]

You probably would have loved to have been one of the soldiers at the 1:36 mark carrying away the heads

[@paulbale3872]

The blood soaked the platform and streets. Stank too so they had to move it out of the city centre to the suburbs. Only brought it back for special occasions, the king, Marie Antoinette, Dantonists and Robespierre and StJust and the other Jacobins.

[@briang.2218]

Ooh was that the old Sweeney Todd film at 1:55?

[@KazeDrachma]

i agree with everything you just said, scept for the last part. i will admit some Disney songs can be a bit sugar coated, but a lot of them have hidden meanings that only adults and other mature audiences will get. but still you raise a point

[@bosmerfromcanada3878]

Not as humane as House Bolton would've executed them, but humane enough for my tastes.

[@jjfjkfjk]

Yes, they really are...

[@pendragonalpha]

which films where in this video. they all looked awesome. great video, loved the song

[@dodgerred6462]

Watch til the end of the video, it says right there

[@Rama1118]

A good video man. I saw that in the same class.

[@3618499]

🙄 Yet, ANOTHER ghastly historical moment when an enraged nation’s unbridled revolutionary zeal went from the ‘ what the hell were they thinking? ‘ stage to the ‘ what the hell are they doing? ‘

[@erichayes8445]

WALL STREET IS NEXT

[@jerwal9843]

and rich heiresses

[@KazeDrachma]

well that one sticks out like a sore thumb, but do you really think that a 3 year old watching The Hunchback of Notre Dame is really gonna understand it

[@samkohen4589]

Better then lethal injection. Also quite painless. They should bring it here

[@mechadoggy]

I prefer lethal injection

[@samkohen4589]

@@mechadoggy The problem might cause em with lethal injection is that it might cause the person to be accused to suffer an infection

[@mechadoggy]

@@samkohen4589 “it might cause the person to be accused to suffer an infection” Um, with lethal injection, getting an infection would be the absolute least of your worries…

[@ГурустныйЁжик-х5х]

Почему мне так тяжело на это смотреть? Слишком жёстко... А песня классная!

[@johndavidtibbetts7320]

actually alot of disney songs were pretty dark in their own rights, how about "hellfire" where it talked about lust, hell and murder?

[@fsffd294]

John David Tibbetts كل زق

[@maximkretsch7134]

Ich bewundere die industriellen Sperrholztafeln, die sie damals für Särge hatten.

[@Sohave]

Spain should consider this.

[@Sohave]

@Another NPC I cant even remember the particular occasion that made me write Spain 7 years ago. But yeah. A lot of Europe could use a little cleaning out in the top. Cough Cough Macron, Merkel, Löfven.

[@marvinthemartian4542]

0:37 "SANSCULOTTES LIVES MATTER !!!!

[@prettyprince7711]

Dear Lord good omens what have you brought me to

[@MargauxMonroe]

J'ADORE !

[@teriday954]

France tears itself apart

[@СветикСемисветик-ч3ч]

Люди' вы так привыкли к жестокости' что радовались' как дети' когда работала гильотина

[@SHADOWNINE79]

Just a little of the top please 😏

[@anarchistcocktail3455]

Oh cut it out

[@ellynstein4445]

Happy Bastille Day!

[@ellynstein4445]

richard fey - don't be ridiculous. Each example in the video condemns the violence. Every Independence Day started with a revolution. You know better.

[@ellynstein4445]

Richard, The French used our revolution as inspiration for theirs and their Constitution as well.

[@richardfey5574]

@@ellynstein4445 yes I know

[@rudwiljohnamaro905]

@@ellynstein4445 not all there are some countries that became independent without revolution like germany the german unification in 1871

[@PICCOLOLYON]

On doit la faire revenir.

[@Tiisiphone]

Oui!

[@christianbargain560]

@@Tiisiphone Et au plus vite ! 😂😂😂😂

[@davidurban6813]

What the heck brought me here.

[@weatherboi]

Folks, don't forget to come early so to get your favorite spot near the guillotine.

[@okpiellero1354]

E possibile averla un po' in prestito , 😱😱

[@animeverbum6420]

Ma che ca dici

[@okpiellero1354]

@@animeverbum6420 strumento di responsabilità

[@norms3913]

They need to play that Judas priest song some heads are going to roll

[@apolonistisapolonistis3908]

long live the revolution!!!!!!!!!!!

[@god5397]

It's awful how people came out to see that as entertainment...

[@thevoid5503]

Imagine being oppressed by these pricks for a 1000 years who even stole the last crumb of bread from your table ? I'd go out and celebrate their demise alright! Justice at last!

[@rimsky799]

Still it looks a bit scary. Especially the old ones

[@Titanlord10000]

Need Sir Rodney Ffing and Lord Darcy to save the day

[@montysmith6355]

Is this from la miz

[@Wallnaut]

No, the Misérables novel occurs in 1732, 3 decades after the Revolution.

[@VirgoMagna]

@@Wallnaut 1832

[@Wallnaut]

@@VirgoMagna Oops, that was a typo.

[@VirgoMagna]

@@Wallnaut I thought as much but reading the comments here some people (unlike yourself!) are not particularly knowledgeable, the correction was more for their benefit :)

[@Wallnaut]

@@VirgoMagna Je suis Belge donc on apprend l'histoire de la Révolution française et l'œuvre de Victor Hugo aussi. C'est vrai que la plupart des gens ne connaissent de l'histoire de France que 1789.

[@МариэттаГуциева]

Бургундцы всегда показывали свою сущность они своим отношением показали что англичане им ближе чем французы

[@ОльгаСтепановна-л2я]

Какое зло....во все века.И раскаялся Бог,что создал человека....есть смысл в словах Библии

[@helilebon2383]

Vive la veuve !

[@remi4396]

Vive la France et vive la révolution !!!

[@pinklady7184]

SnaKez long live humanity, =P.

[@internationalantislamichun7162]

Rémi O. Hahahaha good bye France good bye

[@triplex2912]

Rémi O. Nothing to proud about Frenchman. Bunch of bloody murderers!

[@amandad4811]

Where was all that bravado in France during WW2?

[@P7777-u7r]

Sic semper tyrannis

[@benabner6257]

Whoops missed death scene

[@rudy4380]

The Scarlet Pimpernel

[@romanorel7865]

ок.40 000 было казнено за всю историю гильотины...

[@sunipaseth4484]

Long live revolution

[@terioze9]

***** The French are probably one of the most civilized people in the world. You're just jealous...

[@sureytho7872]

Try Germans, they are so polite, and then there are Canadians who would probably apologize if they were being murdered, and the English, who after a cup of tea, are ‘civilised’.

[@romyanna8248]

@@sureytho7872 *wishper * it is the English who begins to kill their king, French juste follow their examples

[@HeardFromMeFirst]

Marvelous example of when the ignorant get the power.

[@sushantpariyar6460]

I think I am a sociopath

[@HeardFromMeFirst]

@@sushantpariyar6460 I've heard

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

The French revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[@christianbargain560]

@@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Wouah ! Quel honneur !

[@donsarde]

GET it right ,it was in 1976.

[@NyuuMikuru1]

Fun trivia: Guy named Guillotine invented this chopping tool as a punishment ended up in one later.

[@sureytho7872]

Fun fact: back in Scottish history someone brought over a guillotine and ended up being beheaded on it and had his head stuck on a pike for quite a while.

[@howardadams9103]

Actually he didn't invent it, he advocated a singular form of execution for anyone sentenced to death, it was devised by Anton Louis , but named after Dr Guillotine, also Dr Guillotine was not executed on it, that was someone with the same surname who was executed in the mid 19th century, many years after Dr Guillotine passed away from natural causes

[@sincara732]

A song...